1 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:28,044 Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor. 2 00:00:28,212 --> 00:00:31,214 With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops... 3 00:00:31,382 --> 00:00:32,841 ...it's the only malt liquor... 4 00:00:33,009 --> 00:00:36,052 ...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself. 5 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:42,726 And when you pop the top, the panties drop. 6 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,396 Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor? 7 00:00:46,564 --> 00:00:50,692 The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government? 8 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:54,112 That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor. 9 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:09,419 Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia. 10 00:01:38,491 --> 00:01:42,285 Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men... 11 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:47,874 Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected... 12 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:52,295 ...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute. 13 00:01:52,463 --> 00:01:57,759 However, one of us here is not who he appears to be. 14 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,973 Come on, you jive turkeys. 15 00:02:04,141 --> 00:02:06,518 What kind of rundown is this? 16 00:02:07,311 --> 00:02:08,937 Look, man... 17 00:02:09,105 --> 00:02:12,899 ...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker. 18 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,609 Hold it. 19 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:19,823 I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch. 20 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:21,241 Who said you were? 21 00:02:41,345 --> 00:02:42,345 He's dead. 22 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:48,309 My God, men. 23 00:02:48,686 --> 00:02:50,228 Do you know what this means? 24 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:53,189 Do you know whose brother...? 25 00:02:54,024 --> 00:02:58,236 This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. 26 00:02:58,404 --> 00:03:02,198 The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men... 27 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:04,200 ...responsible for his brother's death. 28 00:03:04,368 --> 00:03:07,203 Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army. 29 00:03:07,371 --> 00:03:10,248 And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. 30 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:12,709 It's only a matter of time before he finds out... 31 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:15,128 ...and when he does, no matter where he is... 32 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,547 ...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. 33 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:20,091 Coming, coming, coming. 34 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:34,397 Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had. 35 00:03:34,565 --> 00:03:36,232 Me too. 36 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,859 That goes triple for me. 37 00:03:38,402 --> 00:03:41,988 Mama, you're gonna waske up the rest of the bitches. 38 00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:46,534 I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had. 39 00:03:46,702 --> 00:03:49,913 He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad. 40 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,875 So grab on to your seats and hang on tight... 41 00:03:54,043 --> 00:03:57,086 ...while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite. 42 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,910 Yeah? 43 00:04:29,078 --> 00:04:31,663 Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up. 44 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:34,457 Solid. I'm on it, Bee. 45 00:04:44,468 --> 00:04:45,635 Who's there? 46 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:48,054 I'm looking for Nipsy. 47 00:04:49,974 --> 00:04:52,308 There's no Nipsy here. 48 00:04:57,773 --> 00:04:59,566 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 49 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,234 Where's Nipsy? 50 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:02,986 Here I am, sucker. 51 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:40,690 Honeybee, what's happening, baby? 52 00:05:40,858 --> 00:05:44,235 Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy? 53 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:47,488 Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction. 54 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:51,075 You know me. I just talked to him. 55 00:05:52,995 --> 00:05:54,787 Thank you, Black Dynamite. 56 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,497 I'm so happy. 57 00:05:56,957 --> 00:06:00,001 Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me. 58 00:06:00,169 --> 00:06:03,087 Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls... 59 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:05,715 ...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp. 60 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,092 Oh, I almost forgot. 61 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,803 Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days... 62 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,389 ...and he ain't been by here with your money. 63 00:06:13,557 --> 00:06:15,600 - And... - I knew I forgot something. 64 00:06:15,768 --> 00:06:17,435 Tiny. 65 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:19,687 Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk. 66 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:22,815 Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself. 67 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,567 I'm sorry. Go on, Bee. 68 00:06:24,735 --> 00:06:28,571 They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings. 69 00:06:28,739 --> 00:06:32,533 They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning. 70 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:52,261 All right. What's wrong, Honeybee? 71 00:06:52,429 --> 00:06:54,263 I've known you too long. 72 00:06:54,431 --> 00:06:57,767 Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me? 73 00:06:57,935 --> 00:07:01,437 Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital. 74 00:07:01,605 --> 00:07:04,565 It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd. 75 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:08,027 Where is Bucky and what has he had? 76 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,279 It's that new drug on the street. 77 00:07:10,447 --> 00:07:13,282 All the kids are falling prey to it. 78 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,911 What we gonna do, Black Dynamite? 79 00:07:19,331 --> 00:07:21,290 I know what I'm gonna do. 80 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,251 I'm gonna fight. 81 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:25,294 The only way I know how. 82 00:07:25,462 --> 00:07:29,090 Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight. 83 00:07:29,258 --> 00:07:30,883 Fight, fight, fight. 84 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:35,138 And when I got tired, I would fight some more. 85 00:07:35,305 --> 00:07:38,141 And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall... 86 00:07:38,308 --> 00:07:40,852 ...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids. 87 00:07:41,311 --> 00:07:43,229 I'm gonna take him down. 88 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:46,149 I'm gonna take them all down. 89 00:08:43,874 --> 00:08:46,292 Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu? 90 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:54,592 - Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy. 91 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,844 How many times I told you not to call here... 92 00:08:57,012 --> 00:08:58,304 ...and interrupt my kung fu? 93 00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:00,890 It's bad news, Dynamite. 94 00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:03,726 It's your only brother, Jimmy. 95 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:06,229 He's dead, Dynamite. 96 00:09:06,396 --> 00:09:08,397 Jimmy's dead. 97 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:13,611 Scram. 98 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,154 I said split. 99 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,824 Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house. 100 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,992 I'll see you all tomorrow. 101 00:09:21,078 --> 00:09:22,745 How did it happen, Aunt Billy? 102 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:26,833 They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard. 103 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,501 Dead as a dog. 104 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,962 Said he had drugs on him. 105 00:09:31,129 --> 00:09:33,965 I guess he was still on that stuff. 106 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:37,426 Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed... 107 00:09:37,594 --> 00:09:41,305 ...you wass gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite. 108 00:09:41,473 --> 00:09:43,516 Whoever did this is gonna pay. 109 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,184 I can promise you that. 110 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,145 Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama... 111 00:09:48,313 --> 00:09:50,439 ...you wass gonna get him off of that stuff... 112 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:53,359 ...for the rest of his natural life... 113 00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:07,039 Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me... 114 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,001 ...that you'll look after your brother... 115 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:15,590 ...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs... 116 00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:17,717 ...or dead. 117 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:21,053 I promise. 118 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:26,517 Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite... 119 00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,978 ...and you are my 16... year-old kid brother... 120 00:10:29,146 --> 00:10:31,898 ...and you are high as a kite yet again. 121 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:33,858 Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy? 122 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:35,401 Who? 123 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,501 Your mama would turn over in her grave... 124 00:10:52,669 --> 00:10:55,171 ...if she were here to see this. 125 00:10:55,339 --> 00:10:58,507 She loved Jimmy with all her heart. 126 00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:02,219 You promised your mama on her deathbed... 127 00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:04,513 ...that you would look after Jimmy. 128 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:07,183 Now he's dead. 129 00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:17,068 I scoured the crime scene like you told me to. 130 00:11:17,903 --> 00:11:19,070 Dig what I found. 131 00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:27,244 Now, this is some heavy shit. 132 00:12:07,244 --> 00:12:08,619 Freeze, turkeys. 133 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,290 I see you haven't lost your touch, B.D. 134 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,501 O'Leary? 135 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:22,258 The old "pie on the windowsill" trick. I can't believe I fell for that. 136 00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:26,012 That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass. 137 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:30,099 B.D. Took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. 138 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:32,560 I remember we circled back and turned the tables. 139 00:12:32,728 --> 00:12:35,396 I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company... 140 00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,773 ...left my black ass for dead, huh? 141 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,067 But I remember. 142 00:12:40,235 --> 00:12:42,528 I remember everything. 143 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,864 I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. 144 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:49,952 I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. 145 00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:52,913 It was a massacre. 146 00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:57,293 All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. 147 00:12:57,461 --> 00:13:01,297 I remember the faces, the children. 148 00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:04,383 This one child I'll never forget. 149 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:07,261 Poor little bastard was still alive. 150 00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:10,431 His little Chinese legs were blown clean off. 151 00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,349 Still see his little shins and feet... 152 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:14,935 ...hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. 153 00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:19,523 He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. 154 00:13:20,776 --> 00:13:22,610 He tried to get up... 155 00:13:22,944 --> 00:13:26,238 ...but he fell over when what wass left of his right leg broke off. 156 00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:31,535 As he laid there flat on his face... 157 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:33,871 ...he looked up at me. 158 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:36,832 His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach... 159 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,168 ...deep into my soul. 160 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,130 He said something to me in Chinese, like: 161 00:13:43,298 --> 00:13:44,757 Sounds like some cartoon shit... 162 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:48,010 ...but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. 163 00:13:48,178 --> 00:13:50,387 And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese... 164 00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,807 ...to know what that question was. 165 00:13:52,974 --> 00:13:55,518 "Why, Black Dynamite? 166 00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:57,269 Why?" 167 00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:04,568 We're a long way from Nam. 168 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:05,778 Look at this place. 169 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,614 It must have an eight-track player in every room. 170 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:13,661 What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. 171 00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:17,414 Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. 172 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:21,877 We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever. 173 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:26,215 I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had... 174 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,717 ...but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA... 175 00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:30,886 ...that Black Dynamite was out of the game. 176 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:35,141 - You're never out of the game. - I've known you for a long time. 177 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,560 And there's something that you're not telling me. 178 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:41,730 Okay. 179 00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:45,151 We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need... 180 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,237 ...is you running through the streets creating a river of blood. 181 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,781 Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle. 182 00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:52,700 We don't know who killed Jimmy. 183 00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,869 But I do know this. 184 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,873 You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down. 185 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,167 In case you forgot, when you left the agency... 186 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,210 ...you relinquished your license to kill. 187 00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:05,254 Well, you do what you have to. 188 00:15:05,422 --> 00:15:07,756 Just don't get in my way. 189 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:50,299 Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild. 190 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:53,886 Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah. 191 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,598 Black Dynamite, you came to see me. 192 00:15:57,766 --> 00:16:00,184 Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn... 193 00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:03,646 ...but afterwards since I'm here, maybe I'll throw you one right quick. 194 00:16:04,648 --> 00:16:06,148 Out of sight. 195 00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:08,567 I get off in 15 minutes. 196 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:11,070 You're right about that, sugar. 197 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,655 You're right about that. 198 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,662 Bullhorn, can I get you anything? 199 00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:23,082 Yes. I would like some of that ass. 200 00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:27,419 Yes, yes, yes. 201 00:16:30,632 --> 00:16:35,511 Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my...? 202 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:38,639 Main man Black Dynamite. 203 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,516 What it is, Bullhorn? 204 00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:42,184 What you want to eat, man? 205 00:16:42,352 --> 00:16:45,896 Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it. 206 00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:49,692 I ain't here for no food, Horn. 207 00:16:52,028 --> 00:16:53,529 Oh, man. 208 00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:55,489 I can dig it. 209 00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:58,993 Sugar, give us a minute. 210 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,543 You know, man... 211 00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:10,713 ...I'm really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy. 212 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,883 You know, me and you been tight for a long time. 213 00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:18,971 - So you know if you need anything... - Thanks, Horn. 214 00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:22,641 I need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with. 215 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,686 You know, he came around here about a week ago... 216 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:29,189 ...with some cats that I had never seen before. 217 00:17:29,441 --> 00:17:31,191 Man, I mean, these cats looked mean. 218 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,653 Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens. 219 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,447 Can you dig it? 220 00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:40,868 Yeah. I can dig it. 221 00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:48,334 That little old half-a-player, Cream Corn, was with them. 222 00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,419 You remember Cream Corn. 223 00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:57,426 So where is Cream Corn these days? 224 00:17:57,594 --> 00:17:58,927 Yep, that's right. 225 00:17:59,095 --> 00:18:00,262 I'm running things. 226 00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:05,351 Cream Corn. That's why they call me that. 227 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,685 Smooth. 228 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,480 I got my measure for your pleasure. 229 00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:12,441 Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk. 230 00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:14,068 And let a nigga mess with me. 231 00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:19,114 I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite... 232 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:15,754 Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite. 233 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,464 Shut up, sucker. I need answers. 234 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:20,467 I wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with. 235 00:19:20,635 --> 00:19:22,761 Man, I don't know nothing but nothing. 236 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,013 Okay, all right, all right. 237 00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:27,683 Their leader's name is Chicago Wind. 238 00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:31,687 They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw. 239 00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:33,689 Now, get me up. 240 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:51,123 So you must be Black Dynamite. 241 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:56,378 Cream Corn, you jive mother. 242 00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:04,720 Chicago Wind, I presume. 243 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:07,139 Your presumption is correct, nigga. 244 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,392 If you presume that I killed your brother then you presume wrong. 245 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,311 Not that it means shit to me. 246 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,856 Either way, shit. 247 00:20:16,024 --> 00:20:18,984 I wish I'd have killed that nigga myself. 248 00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:21,153 Somebody else beat me to it. 249 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,905 Is that so? 250 00:20:23,072 --> 00:20:25,407 Well, Mr. Chicago Wind... 251 00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:28,202 ...what do you know about this? 252 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:34,082 Some heavy shit. 253 00:20:34,626 --> 00:20:36,418 But dig. 254 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,923 Let me explain something to you, supernigga. 255 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:42,925 I don't answer questions. 256 00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:45,010 I ask them. 257 00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:48,764 Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours... 258 00:20:48,932 --> 00:20:51,767 ...what would make you think I'm gonna tell you? 259 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:56,730 Get your black ass out of my joint... 260 00:20:56,898 --> 00:20:59,107 ...before we beat you like a rented mule. 261 00:21:04,948 --> 00:21:06,532 That's right, you jive-ass punk. 262 00:21:06,741 --> 00:21:09,535 Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig? 263 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,996 That's right, nigga. Don't ever, ever come ba... 264 00:22:35,997 --> 00:22:38,707 Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears. 265 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,710 I'll take care of this gorilla-eating goon here. 266 00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:50,636 Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. 267 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,891 But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass. 268 00:23:01,606 --> 00:23:02,898 Motherfucker. 269 00:23:09,238 --> 00:23:12,574 Let everybody know and suckers be warned... 270 00:23:12,742 --> 00:23:17,496 ...that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn. 271 00:23:28,424 --> 00:23:30,258 Try to catch me now, sucker. 272 00:23:39,602 --> 00:23:41,269 Motherfucker. 273 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,279 Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool. 274 00:23:51,447 --> 00:23:55,492 Because I left your ass blowing in the breeze. 275 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:58,328 Man, don't you ever, ever... 276 00:24:08,756 --> 00:24:12,509 That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer. 277 00:24:12,677 --> 00:24:18,890 I want Black Dynamite dead, and I wasnt him dead now. 278 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,893 Before you support any of these candidates... 279 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:25,397 ...find out if they're going to rid our communities... 280 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,858 ...of the hustlers and pushers. 281 00:24:28,025 --> 00:24:31,361 Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children... 282 00:24:31,529 --> 00:24:36,491 ...and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community... 283 00:24:36,659 --> 00:24:37,909 ...like Congressman James. 284 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:40,245 Watch me turn this shit around. 285 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,997 Power to the people. 286 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:46,418 With all due respect to the young sister here... 287 00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:48,253 ...you all know me. 288 00:24:48,463 --> 00:24:49,504 Yes. 289 00:24:49,672 --> 00:24:51,256 Now, young lady... 290 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,010 ...these fine folks don't need to be misled. 291 00:24:55,178 --> 00:24:57,220 All they want is a little bit of bread. 292 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:02,267 And you can't just stick it to the Man. 293 00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,728 You also got to have yourself a plan. 294 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:11,610 Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box. 295 00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:16,531 We got to go from the poor house to the White House. 296 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,451 Instead of maligning me... 297 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:24,122 ...let's take this land from sea to shining sea. 298 00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:26,875 Keep the faith, brothers and sisters. 299 00:25:35,051 --> 00:25:37,803 Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery... 300 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,222 ...if you wanna take on Congressman James. 301 00:25:40,389 --> 00:25:43,725 The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about... 302 00:25:43,893 --> 00:25:46,520 ...but at least they can put his to a beat. 303 00:25:47,104 --> 00:25:48,939 So, what do you do to make a difference? 304 00:25:49,106 --> 00:25:51,775 Do you march? Do you vote? 305 00:25:51,943 --> 00:25:53,193 Oh, let me guess. 306 00:25:53,361 --> 00:25:54,986 You're one of Tom Slick brothers... 307 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:58,073 ...think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh? 308 00:25:58,241 --> 00:26:00,242 I don't know about Tom Slick. 309 00:26:00,409 --> 00:26:01,993 But thank you for the compliments. 310 00:26:02,912 --> 00:26:04,037 That's not what I meant. 311 00:26:04,205 --> 00:26:06,164 Not that I think that you have good look... 312 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,959 I mean, you know these guys with their... 313 00:26:09,126 --> 00:26:12,254 - Winks and smiles. - Yeah. 314 00:26:14,632 --> 00:26:16,091 What about the smile? 315 00:26:16,717 --> 00:26:18,760 I am smiling. 316 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:47,163 Right on, right on. 317 00:26:54,797 --> 00:26:56,590 Excuse me, brothers. 318 00:26:56,757 --> 00:26:58,884 The militants turn, startled. 319 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,093 This is private. 320 00:27:00,261 --> 00:27:01,970 How'd you get in here? 321 00:27:02,138 --> 00:27:03,638 I walked in. 322 00:27:03,806 --> 00:27:06,474 So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? 323 00:27:06,642 --> 00:27:08,727 Or maybe you an undercover pig. 324 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,396 Or maybe you just a federal hit man. 325 00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:14,566 If I was, you cats would already be dead. 326 00:27:14,984 --> 00:27:17,652 Now, let me speak to the man in charge. 327 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:20,488 Sarcastically, I'm in charge. 328 00:27:20,656 --> 00:27:22,157 Right on. 329 00:27:22,491 --> 00:27:24,242 If you were in charge... 330 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,162 ...the people might as well surrender to whitey right now... 331 00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,998 ...because your survival skills ain't worth a damn. 332 00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,292 Black Dynamite. 333 00:27:33,628 --> 00:27:35,670 It has been a long time, my brother. 334 00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:38,006 What it is, Saheed? 335 00:27:38,174 --> 00:27:40,717 You know this Uncle Tom? 336 00:27:40,885 --> 00:27:42,510 Listen, sucker. 337 00:27:42,678 --> 00:27:45,221 I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant... 338 00:27:45,389 --> 00:27:48,099 ...than you and your whole damn army put together. 339 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,601 And while you're out there... 340 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,187 ...chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians... 341 00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:54,898 ...I'm taking out any money front sucker on a humble... 342 00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:56,149 ...that gets in my way. 343 00:27:56,317 --> 00:27:58,026 So I'll tell you what. 344 00:27:58,194 --> 00:28:01,488 When your so-called revolution starts, you call me... 345 00:28:01,656 --> 00:28:04,407 ...and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done... 346 00:28:04,575 --> 00:28:06,868 ...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up... 347 00:28:07,036 --> 00:28:08,745 ...when grown folks is talking. 348 00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:15,377 I'm sorry. 349 00:28:16,879 --> 00:28:19,839 Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. 350 00:28:20,007 --> 00:28:22,050 That was righteous. 351 00:28:22,218 --> 00:28:24,260 That was personal, brother. 352 00:28:25,054 --> 00:28:28,765 Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. 353 00:28:28,933 --> 00:28:32,435 You need our help, we're here. 354 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,813 I can dig it. 355 00:28:36,565 --> 00:28:39,150 What can you tell me about this? 356 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,653 Yeah. 357 00:28:44,573 --> 00:28:46,866 I ain't seen one of these in a while. 358 00:28:49,453 --> 00:28:51,913 I was gonna fuck him up. 359 00:29:06,554 --> 00:29:08,179 There it is. 360 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:10,390 AR-48. 361 00:29:10,558 --> 00:29:12,434 I wish we could get some shit like this. 362 00:29:12,601 --> 00:29:16,229 That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow. 363 00:29:16,564 --> 00:29:18,773 Any idea who would have it? 364 00:29:18,941 --> 00:29:22,360 Whoever it is, he must work for the Man... 365 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:26,322 ...because that right there is strictly government issue. 366 00:29:39,754 --> 00:29:41,713 You mind telling me how this was found... 367 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,049 ...at the scene of my brother's death? 368 00:29:52,349 --> 00:29:54,350 Okay, Black Dynamite. 369 00:29:54,643 --> 00:29:56,519 Want me to level with you? 370 00:29:56,812 --> 00:29:59,314 Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two-bit drug dealer. 371 00:29:59,482 --> 00:30:01,483 - He was one of us. - What? 372 00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:03,818 He was working undercover. 373 00:30:04,195 --> 00:30:06,321 And he wanted to be just like you. 374 00:30:10,993 --> 00:30:14,496 Jimmy, why didn't you tell me? 375 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,459 Vincent Rafelli. 376 00:30:19,627 --> 00:30:22,045 Don of the Carbozi family. 377 00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:25,673 Heads up a shipping company. 378 00:30:25,841 --> 00:30:28,218 We believe he's distributing dope. 379 00:30:28,385 --> 00:30:30,845 Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James... 380 00:30:31,013 --> 00:30:32,972 ...had something up their sleeve. 381 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:35,183 He didn't quite know what it was. 382 00:30:35,351 --> 00:30:37,352 He died trying to find out. 383 00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:41,481 So I don't need to tell you the importance of this mission. 384 00:30:41,649 --> 00:30:43,566 But I just have one question. 385 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,111 Are you in or are you out? 386 00:30:46,529 --> 00:30:49,572 Because God knows you're the only one we can trust. 387 00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:54,452 I'm in. 388 00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:57,789 Good. 389 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,543 I had a feeling you were gonna say that. 390 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,336 Hope you don't mind. 391 00:31:03,504 --> 00:31:06,047 I took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill. 392 00:31:10,886 --> 00:31:12,554 You're gonna need this. 393 00:31:19,103 --> 00:31:21,104 Black Dynamite's looking for us. 394 00:31:21,272 --> 00:31:22,772 You said you would handle it. 395 00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:27,235 I'm bringing in the heavy hitters now. 396 00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:34,409 Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment. 397 00:32:29,298 --> 00:32:31,174 Breathe deeply, baby. 398 00:32:32,092 --> 00:32:34,010 Daddy, you make my heart beat. 399 00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:37,597 Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. 400 00:32:37,932 --> 00:32:39,807 But I think you're running a temperature. 401 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:44,437 Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you. 402 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:48,066 What the...? 403 00:32:48,651 --> 00:32:52,862 I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny. 404 00:32:53,113 --> 00:32:54,989 Black Dynamite. 405 00:32:55,157 --> 00:32:57,659 I mean, really. 406 00:32:57,826 --> 00:32:59,744 You sent her in here with them titties. 407 00:32:59,912 --> 00:33:01,537 What did you expect? 408 00:33:01,705 --> 00:33:03,081 How's my x-ray? 409 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,666 Well, no fragments. 410 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,292 In and out. 411 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,169 You're lucky, Black Dynamite. 412 00:33:08,337 --> 00:33:10,338 Three inches to the left... 413 00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:13,007 ...and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. 414 00:33:13,175 --> 00:33:16,094 Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass. 415 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,846 Well, you need a new line of work. 416 00:33:19,014 --> 00:33:21,266 This is the second time this year. 417 00:33:22,184 --> 00:33:24,352 I know, I know. 418 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,355 Why do I bother? There's no helping you. 419 00:33:27,523 --> 00:33:30,358 No, doc, you help me just fine. 420 00:33:30,526 --> 00:33:31,693 See you next time. 421 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:38,950 You hang in there, Leon. You hear me? 422 00:33:50,004 --> 00:33:52,505 Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there? 423 00:33:52,673 --> 00:33:54,132 No. 424 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,883 Nephew? Cousin? 425 00:33:56,051 --> 00:33:57,510 I said no. 426 00:33:57,678 --> 00:33:59,804 No relation, he... 427 00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:02,890 He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work. 428 00:34:03,058 --> 00:34:05,601 He overdosed on smack. Third one this month. 429 00:34:06,061 --> 00:34:08,396 And why? What does it matter to you anyway? 430 00:34:08,564 --> 00:34:10,898 Whoa, Mama, just trying to help. 431 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,693 Oh, I don't need your kind of help. 432 00:34:13,861 --> 00:34:16,654 Men like you only help when there's something in it for them. 433 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,072 They can't be bothered. 434 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:22,368 Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car. 435 00:34:22,536 --> 00:34:23,745 No, Mr. Black Dynamite. 436 00:34:23,912 --> 00:34:27,081 The only help you know is how to help yourself. 437 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,625 Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me. 438 00:34:29,793 --> 00:34:31,419 It's about that kid in there. 439 00:34:31,754 --> 00:34:33,171 Now do you really want help... 440 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:37,008 ...or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own? 441 00:34:37,468 --> 00:34:38,676 Mama always said: 442 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:41,637 "A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty." 443 00:34:41,805 --> 00:34:44,599 Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you. 444 00:34:47,936 --> 00:34:48,978 Wait. 445 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,649 These politicians don't give a damn. 446 00:34:53,817 --> 00:34:56,652 I mean, look, look at these ads. 447 00:34:58,072 --> 00:35:00,365 Congressman James made promises to the people. 448 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,742 Then he took away his drug-awareness programs... 449 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:05,787 ...and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids. 450 00:35:05,954 --> 00:35:07,622 He even invested in these products. 451 00:35:07,790 --> 00:35:10,041 Now the dope is everywhere. It's even... 452 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:11,667 It's even in the orphanage. 453 00:35:12,961 --> 00:35:15,046 Not the orphanage. 454 00:35:16,632 --> 00:35:19,175 I used to be an orphan. 455 00:35:20,302 --> 00:35:22,553 You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy. 456 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,805 You're an orphan. 457 00:35:23,972 --> 00:35:28,017 Orphan, orphan, orphan. 458 00:35:31,605 --> 00:35:33,815 No, not the orphans. 459 00:35:36,985 --> 00:35:38,903 I think I need to show you something. 460 00:35:40,823 --> 00:35:43,825 We've been trying to reach these children. 461 00:35:43,992 --> 00:35:47,328 But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us. 462 00:35:48,497 --> 00:35:51,165 The worst thing about these pushers... 463 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,876 ...getting these children addicted to this new smack... 464 00:35:54,044 --> 00:35:58,131 ...is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents. 465 00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:02,009 Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad... 466 00:36:02,177 --> 00:36:04,762 ...than some jive-ass sucker dealing smack to the kids. 467 00:36:05,514 --> 00:36:07,098 Bobby, stop it. 468 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,308 You'll kick soon. 469 00:36:13,397 --> 00:36:14,730 You dealing, brother? 470 00:36:14,898 --> 00:36:16,566 I need my smack, I need it now. 471 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:20,862 Put a few of these honeys on the street and I'll get you your bread, partner. 472 00:36:22,531 --> 00:36:24,824 I refuse to let this happen to you, little man. 473 00:36:24,992 --> 00:36:27,869 I will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked-up body... 474 00:36:28,036 --> 00:36:29,078 ...if I have to. 475 00:36:29,246 --> 00:36:32,540 Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works. 476 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:37,462 I can't look at these kids no more. 477 00:36:40,424 --> 00:36:43,468 This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing. 478 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,094 Now look at it, it's sickening. 479 00:36:45,262 --> 00:36:48,264 Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do. 480 00:36:48,432 --> 00:36:50,349 Black Dynamite, I wish it was that simple. 481 00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:52,560 But this is much bigger than you and me. 482 00:36:52,728 --> 00:36:53,728 Hey, Little Mama. 483 00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:56,564 It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. 484 00:36:56,732 --> 00:36:59,192 But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it? 485 00:36:59,359 --> 00:37:00,568 I think so. 486 00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:02,737 I gotta split. 487 00:37:02,905 --> 00:37:04,655 You need me to drop you off somewhere? 488 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,450 No, I think I'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite. 489 00:37:07,618 --> 00:37:09,243 I'll drive you. 490 00:37:18,545 --> 00:37:20,421 Thanks for the ride. 491 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:38,189 Can I get some hot sauce for my donut? 492 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,440 Excuse me, lady. 493 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,200 - Oh, my God. - What is it? What is going on? 494 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,202 How did you know? 495 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:55,122 Donuts don't wear alligator shoes. 496 00:38:18,981 --> 00:38:20,606 Damn. 497 00:38:35,831 --> 00:38:36,872 Sorry, Roscoe. 498 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,833 It's cool, man. 499 00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:42,169 Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how. 500 00:38:42,337 --> 00:38:44,046 Maybe it's time for a change. 501 00:38:46,258 --> 00:38:47,842 What have you gotten me into? 502 00:38:48,010 --> 00:38:49,719 It wasn't me they were after, sugar. 503 00:38:49,886 --> 00:38:53,347 You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places. 504 00:38:54,182 --> 00:38:56,934 I'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe. 505 00:38:58,145 --> 00:39:00,605 Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. 506 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,857 She gonna be safe up in here. 507 00:39:03,025 --> 00:39:06,027 I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to. 508 00:39:06,194 --> 00:39:11,032 Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses. 509 00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:15,077 You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police. 510 00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:18,289 No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty... 511 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:22,126 ...whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket. 512 00:39:22,836 --> 00:39:24,170 You be cool, Mama. 513 00:39:24,338 --> 00:39:26,547 Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight. 514 00:39:26,715 --> 00:39:30,384 I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits... 515 00:39:30,886 --> 00:39:34,180 ...rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down. 516 00:39:34,348 --> 00:39:36,974 Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight... 517 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:39,894 Dynamite's gonna make everything all right. 518 00:39:40,062 --> 00:39:41,812 Euphoria, shut up. I know that was you. 519 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,064 I ain't even gotta look. 520 00:39:43,231 --> 00:39:46,233 I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers. 521 00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:47,818 Would you like that? 522 00:40:00,123 --> 00:40:02,208 Black Dynamite, I know that we just met... 523 00:40:02,376 --> 00:40:04,752 ...but somehow I feel that I can trust you. 524 00:40:05,921 --> 00:40:08,172 I'll be here waiting till you come to get me. 525 00:40:10,967 --> 00:40:13,010 Thank you for saving my life. 526 00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:15,805 You be cool, Little Mama. 527 00:40:15,972 --> 00:40:18,432 I'll be back before too long. 528 00:40:33,407 --> 00:40:36,325 Order, order, order. 529 00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:38,160 Order, nigga. 530 00:40:40,956 --> 00:40:44,083 The game is at an all-time low. 531 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:49,463 Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation. 532 00:40:49,631 --> 00:40:50,673 - That's right. - Yeah. 533 00:40:50,841 --> 00:40:54,343 Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever. 534 00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:55,553 - Yeah. - That's right. 535 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:57,555 These little bitches just running wild. 536 00:40:57,723 --> 00:41:01,142 I thought we had these poop-butt pigs paid off. 537 00:41:01,309 --> 00:41:02,518 - Come to find out. - Yeah. 538 00:41:02,686 --> 00:41:05,229 They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track. 539 00:41:05,981 --> 00:41:09,734 I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money. 540 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,319 Yeah, yeah. I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it. 541 00:41:12,487 --> 00:41:15,197 Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever. 542 00:41:15,365 --> 00:41:16,907 Fiscal, nigga. With a F. Fiscal. 543 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:20,953 Well, it's been the worst one ever. I can't even afford to get my hair fixed. 544 00:41:21,121 --> 00:41:22,830 Sounds like you're assed out. 545 00:41:22,998 --> 00:41:24,290 You know what they say. 546 00:41:24,458 --> 00:41:26,167 The bitch won't sell her ass. 547 00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:28,669 - A pimp will. - Will. 548 00:41:28,837 --> 00:41:30,004 Shut up, Tasty. 549 00:41:32,048 --> 00:41:33,632 I turned you onto the game... 550 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,177 ...when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp. 551 00:41:38,555 --> 00:41:40,347 Now, listen up. 552 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:46,061 Pimping has been around since the world started turning. 553 00:41:46,229 --> 00:41:50,191 And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it... 554 00:41:50,525 --> 00:41:55,029 ...until this little planet rotates off its axis... 555 00:41:55,197 --> 00:42:01,452 ...as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust. 556 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,787 Damn. 557 00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,914 - Can you dig it? - It's done, brother. 558 00:42:05,081 --> 00:42:06,540 You know what I'm saying? 559 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,210 Now look here. These times, they come and they go. 560 00:42:09,377 --> 00:42:11,754 - Right. - And if you live long enough... 561 00:42:11,922 --> 00:42:14,507 ...you'll be around to see them come again. 562 00:42:14,925 --> 00:42:20,554 But what we need to do is we need to collectivize. 563 00:42:20,722 --> 00:42:22,556 - Yeah. - Right on, right on. 564 00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:24,350 Now, look here. 565 00:42:25,018 --> 00:42:26,519 Listen. 566 00:42:26,686 --> 00:42:29,980 Stop all the bullshit and take a vote. 567 00:42:31,233 --> 00:42:33,067 Yes, O. 568 00:42:34,402 --> 00:42:36,237 All in favor, raise your hand. 569 00:42:36,863 --> 00:42:38,572 Kotex? 570 00:42:38,907 --> 00:42:41,867 - Mo Bitches? - I can dig it, baby. 571 00:42:42,035 --> 00:42:43,369 Chocolate Giddy-Up? 572 00:42:43,537 --> 00:42:45,913 Chocolate Giddy-Up. 573 00:42:46,081 --> 00:42:47,581 Crenshaw Pete? 574 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,417 Captain Kangaroo Pimp? 575 00:42:52,796 --> 00:42:55,130 - Willie? - I'm with you. 576 00:42:55,298 --> 00:42:58,926 Nigga, even if they don't knock the broads... 577 00:42:59,636 --> 00:43:03,722 ...there ain't enough tricks to go around. 578 00:43:05,433 --> 00:43:07,017 Now, look here. 579 00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,562 I don't know about the rest of y'all. 580 00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:12,273 But it looks like I have to keep selling heroin... 581 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,649 ...just to make ends meet. 582 00:43:13,817 --> 00:43:15,943 Then you'll have a much bigger problem. 583 00:43:16,111 --> 00:43:17,653 Black Dynamite. 584 00:43:17,821 --> 00:43:19,572 What's happening, baby? 585 00:43:19,739 --> 00:43:20,906 What it is, Big O? 586 00:43:21,074 --> 00:43:24,451 To what do we owe this pleasure? 587 00:43:24,619 --> 00:43:27,621 I just got one thing to lay on you cats and then I'll split. 588 00:43:27,789 --> 00:43:29,456 That I'm declaring war... 589 00:43:29,624 --> 00:43:32,459 ...on anybody who sells drugs in our community. 590 00:43:32,627 --> 00:43:36,881 But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community. 591 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:40,342 Well, be that as it may, if I catch you... 592 00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:42,636 ...I will not consider you a brother or friend. 593 00:43:42,804 --> 00:43:44,305 Now, can you dig it? 594 00:43:44,472 --> 00:43:46,682 Hell no, nigga. 595 00:43:47,642 --> 00:43:49,852 I can't dig it. 596 00:43:50,312 --> 00:43:52,897 - Now who you supposed to be? - That's Black Dynamite. 597 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:54,982 I ain't ask you, nigga. Shut up. 598 00:43:55,150 --> 00:43:57,484 I'm gonna tell you like this. 599 00:43:57,652 --> 00:44:01,322 I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do. 600 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,326 - Yeah. - Well, the choice is yours, brother. 601 00:44:05,493 --> 00:44:07,453 But if me and my people catch you... 602 00:44:07,621 --> 00:44:10,289 ...you're gonna have a lot more to deal with. 603 00:44:10,457 --> 00:44:12,875 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Goodbye, Black Dynamite. 604 00:44:13,043 --> 00:44:15,753 Will you stop that? 605 00:44:22,594 --> 00:44:23,719 Hold it right there. 606 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,096 It's me, Black Dynamite. 607 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:28,849 - What the hell do you wasnt? - I wanna help you. 608 00:44:29,017 --> 00:44:30,184 Why should I trust you... 609 00:44:30,352 --> 00:44:32,603 ...after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind? 610 00:44:33,229 --> 00:44:35,814 Because your brother Jimmy saved my life. 611 00:44:35,982 --> 00:44:38,525 I was supposed to be with him the night he got killed. 612 00:44:39,152 --> 00:44:42,237 But he called me and told me to stay at home. 613 00:44:42,405 --> 00:44:43,948 I guess I owe him one. 614 00:44:47,702 --> 00:44:50,329 I'll need a list of names and locations. 615 00:44:50,497 --> 00:44:51,538 Ain't no thing. 616 00:44:51,915 --> 00:44:54,500 Man, everything is gonna be okay. 617 00:44:54,668 --> 00:44:56,043 Bullhorn... 618 00:44:56,211 --> 00:44:59,880 ...Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for. 619 00:45:00,048 --> 00:45:01,799 Now, what do you think? 620 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:05,386 Man, I think we should put our ankles in it. 621 00:46:25,133 --> 00:46:27,468 They broke into my home. 622 00:46:27,635 --> 00:46:30,137 They got the ledger. 623 00:46:30,305 --> 00:46:32,306 They got the manifest, they got everything. 624 00:46:32,474 --> 00:46:34,433 Everything. Names, dates, schedules. 625 00:46:34,601 --> 00:46:36,060 We even got the shipping routes. 626 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:37,936 They won't be able to take a shit... 627 00:46:38,104 --> 00:46:39,980 ...without us knowing when or what color. 628 00:46:40,148 --> 00:46:42,816 We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people. 629 00:46:42,984 --> 00:46:47,029 Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll. 630 00:46:51,701 --> 00:46:54,161 Extra, extra. Hot off the presses. 631 00:46:54,329 --> 00:46:56,830 Black Dynamite cleans up the street. 632 00:46:58,124 --> 00:47:00,334 It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite. 633 00:47:00,502 --> 00:47:02,503 Everyone looks so happy... 634 00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:04,254 ...and it's all thanks to you. 635 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,590 I'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama. 636 00:47:06,758 --> 00:47:09,843 There's no I in "revolut..." In "team." 637 00:47:10,553 --> 00:47:13,347 Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty, but I have to try. 638 00:47:15,016 --> 00:47:17,101 Hi, girls. What is your name? 639 00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:19,353 I'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla. 640 00:47:19,521 --> 00:47:20,729 Those are beautiful names. 641 00:47:20,897 --> 00:47:23,690 I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite. 642 00:47:23,858 --> 00:47:26,693 My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite. 643 00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:29,029 So did my mama. 644 00:47:30,365 --> 00:47:32,282 Hush up, little girls. 645 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,743 A lot of cats have that name. 646 00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:21,039 Well, that was amazing. 647 00:48:21,249 --> 00:48:24,084 Thank you for a beautiful day and night. 648 00:48:26,087 --> 00:48:31,091 But I think I should be going. 649 00:48:31,259 --> 00:48:34,344 I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight. 650 00:48:35,388 --> 00:48:37,306 Oh, you do, do you? 651 00:48:37,724 --> 00:48:40,434 I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie. 652 00:48:40,602 --> 00:48:42,769 Because if I offered you some of this cookie... 653 00:48:42,937 --> 00:48:44,438 ...this cookie might kill you. 654 00:48:44,772 --> 00:48:47,357 Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park... 655 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:49,401 ...you got this closed because it takes... 656 00:48:49,569 --> 00:48:50,944 Yeah, yeah, Mama. 657 00:48:52,113 --> 00:48:55,324 You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind. 658 00:48:55,491 --> 00:48:57,784 That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come. 659 00:48:57,952 --> 00:48:59,244 Can you dig it? 660 00:50:13,528 --> 00:50:14,528 Yeah. 661 00:50:14,696 --> 00:50:15,737 Black Dynamite. 662 00:50:15,905 --> 00:50:17,823 We read the ledger and it just don't stop. 663 00:50:17,991 --> 00:50:21,994 There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top. 664 00:50:22,161 --> 00:50:23,787 A big shipment is coming to town... 665 00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:26,581 ...and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down. 666 00:50:26,749 --> 00:50:29,334 Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres. 667 00:50:29,502 --> 00:50:33,213 And however the fuck the whats, we'll sure enough be there. 668 00:50:36,843 --> 00:50:39,094 Looks like he's got two warehouses. 669 00:50:39,262 --> 00:50:42,597 One big one, and one smaller one here. 670 00:50:42,765 --> 00:50:46,393 We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first... 671 00:50:46,561 --> 00:50:49,021 ...then we scale the fence, enter from the south... 672 00:50:49,188 --> 00:50:52,566 ...use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back. 673 00:50:52,734 --> 00:50:54,568 That way we avoid the guards. 674 00:50:54,736 --> 00:50:58,113 Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get... 675 00:50:58,614 --> 00:51:00,699 Get... Get... 676 00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:06,371 The torch is an issue. 677 00:51:06,539 --> 00:51:08,915 We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time. 678 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:10,876 Think again, brother. 679 00:51:11,044 --> 00:51:13,253 You know somebody that's got one? 680 00:51:13,755 --> 00:51:15,881 I know just the cat. 681 00:52:13,981 --> 00:52:16,316 All right, snowflake. Where's the dope? 682 00:52:16,484 --> 00:52:18,527 Up yours, coon. 683 00:52:20,321 --> 00:52:22,864 It's right over there in the body bags, jeez. 684 00:52:29,414 --> 00:52:31,415 So how much dope is in the big warehouse? 685 00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:37,421 They're gonna kill me anyway. I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon. 686 00:52:39,173 --> 00:52:42,342 Dynamite, I got something that will make him talk. 687 00:52:47,181 --> 00:52:50,308 I ain't gonna tell you nothing. 688 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:54,020 Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late. 689 00:52:54,188 --> 00:52:57,566 Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the niggas. 690 00:53:00,445 --> 00:53:04,030 Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore... 691 00:53:04,198 --> 00:53:07,409 ...because Kansas gonna fix you. 692 00:53:08,202 --> 00:53:10,078 Just the niggas. 693 00:53:10,246 --> 00:53:12,789 Just the nig... 694 00:53:17,879 --> 00:53:19,379 Damn, Smoke. 695 00:53:19,547 --> 00:53:21,590 I think you gave him too much of that shit. 696 00:53:22,425 --> 00:53:24,634 How long till it wears off? 697 00:53:38,232 --> 00:53:39,316 It's malt liquor? 698 00:53:40,234 --> 00:53:43,403 It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards. 699 00:53:43,571 --> 00:53:45,614 It's supposed to give you: 700 00:53:51,412 --> 00:53:52,579 Tastes good too. 701 00:53:52,747 --> 00:53:54,372 I know the drugs are here somewhere. 702 00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:57,542 We're gonna check every crate until we find it. 703 00:54:03,257 --> 00:54:04,883 I can't believe it, fellas. 704 00:54:05,051 --> 00:54:08,220 That entire shipment was just malt liquor. 705 00:54:08,387 --> 00:54:09,930 Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite. 706 00:54:10,097 --> 00:54:12,891 We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse... 707 00:54:13,059 --> 00:54:14,559 ...from getting on the streets. 708 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,312 I'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man. 709 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,607 Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible. 710 00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:28,114 I tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense. 711 00:54:28,282 --> 00:54:31,117 The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers. 712 00:54:31,285 --> 00:54:34,120 All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment. 713 00:54:34,288 --> 00:54:37,624 If anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something. 714 00:54:37,792 --> 00:54:40,043 They got it out before we got there. 715 00:54:40,211 --> 00:54:41,294 No. 716 00:54:41,462 --> 00:54:44,464 Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out? 717 00:54:44,632 --> 00:54:46,800 No, them crackers was protecting something. 718 00:54:46,968 --> 00:54:50,554 B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle. 719 00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,639 Man, I'm with you, Dynamite. 720 00:54:52,807 --> 00:54:54,975 That babbling cracker knew something. 721 00:54:55,142 --> 00:54:58,436 What that guard said, I keep running through my head. 722 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:00,605 Code Kansas. 723 00:55:00,773 --> 00:55:03,191 "You people won't be so big anymore." 724 00:55:03,359 --> 00:55:05,151 Code Kansas. 725 00:55:05,319 --> 00:55:07,153 It just don't make no damn sense. 726 00:55:07,321 --> 00:55:08,655 Hey, sweet thing. 727 00:55:08,823 --> 00:55:11,825 What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker. 728 00:55:11,993 --> 00:55:13,493 Bitch, do you see us? 729 00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:17,038 I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties... 730 00:55:17,206 --> 00:55:19,749 ...two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay? 731 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:21,459 Baloney, fry that up into a dome. 732 00:55:21,627 --> 00:55:24,337 Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it. 733 00:55:24,505 --> 00:55:25,839 And one waffle, please. 734 00:55:26,007 --> 00:55:27,340 I can get your waffle... 735 00:55:27,508 --> 00:55:29,759 ...but all we got is the chicken from last night. 736 00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:32,721 Now, I can bring you some of that if you wasnt some meat. 737 00:55:33,848 --> 00:55:35,557 Chicken and waffles? 738 00:55:35,725 --> 00:55:37,225 That's it. 739 00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:41,855 Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault. 740 00:55:42,064 --> 00:55:44,065 Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight. 741 00:55:44,233 --> 00:55:46,651 But if you bring us some of them good-ass waffles... 742 00:55:46,819 --> 00:55:48,862 ...everything will be all right. 743 00:55:49,905 --> 00:55:52,365 Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. 744 00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:54,534 These waffles are so good... 745 00:55:54,702 --> 00:55:56,786 ...they're like they come from down South. 746 00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:59,372 These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth. 747 00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:02,375 - Man, you ain't had no waffles... - Wait. 748 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:06,004 Bullhorn, what did you just say? 749 00:56:06,547 --> 00:56:08,340 You said: 750 00:56:08,507 --> 00:56:11,259 "Melts in your mouth." 751 00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:14,512 Quick. 752 00:56:14,889 --> 00:56:17,057 What else melts in your mouth? 753 00:56:17,224 --> 00:56:20,101 - M&M's. - Exactly. 754 00:56:20,269 --> 00:56:22,896 And not in your hands. 755 00:56:23,898 --> 00:56:26,191 - Yeah. - Yeah. 756 00:56:26,651 --> 00:56:27,734 And who makes M&M's? 757 00:56:28,402 --> 00:56:30,111 Mars Candy Company makes it. 758 00:56:30,279 --> 00:56:31,655 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right. 759 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,574 And Mars is also... 760 00:56:34,742 --> 00:56:38,578 - The Roman god of war. - That's what I'm telling you. 761 00:56:38,746 --> 00:56:41,373 Who is the Greek god of war? 762 00:56:41,540 --> 00:56:43,166 - Ares. - Right on. 763 00:56:43,334 --> 00:56:48,296 Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S. 764 00:56:48,464 --> 00:56:50,215 - What is it? What did you get? - R... 765 00:56:50,383 --> 00:56:51,758 Ram. That's right. 766 00:56:51,926 --> 00:56:56,262 And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. 767 00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:57,931 - Now dig. - That right. 768 00:56:58,099 --> 00:57:01,768 - Ares's half sister is Athena. - Now you're getting it. 769 00:57:01,936 --> 00:57:04,688 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens. 770 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:07,774 Which is the capital of Greece. 771 00:57:07,942 --> 00:57:09,234 And as we all know... 772 00:57:09,402 --> 00:57:12,696 ...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in... 773 00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:15,240 785 B.C. 774 00:57:15,408 --> 00:57:18,952 And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God. 775 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,206 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas. 776 00:57:23,374 --> 00:57:25,458 Code Kansas. 777 00:57:25,626 --> 00:57:29,212 Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. 778 00:57:29,505 --> 00:57:32,298 Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah. 779 00:57:32,675 --> 00:57:33,925 - Yes. - Yeah. 780 00:57:34,093 --> 00:57:35,176 And brothers... 781 00:57:35,344 --> 00:57:38,388 ...who is the Greek demigod of medicine... 782 00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:42,016 ...who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers? 783 00:57:42,184 --> 00:57:44,185 Aesculapius, of course. 784 00:57:44,353 --> 00:57:48,398 He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. 785 00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:50,567 They called it Aesculapius's staff. 786 00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:53,445 It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day. 787 00:57:53,612 --> 00:57:54,654 I've seen it. 788 00:57:54,822 --> 00:57:58,533 Now, what legend involving snakes... 789 00:57:58,701 --> 00:58:01,745 ...is in both Greek and Roman mythology? 790 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:05,290 Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father. 791 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:06,875 Apollo. 792 00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:09,377 Yeah. Thanks, lady. 793 00:58:09,545 --> 00:58:10,587 That's right. 794 00:58:10,755 --> 00:58:17,093 Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big-ass snake. 795 00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:18,303 That's right. 796 00:58:18,471 --> 00:58:21,681 And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world? 797 00:58:21,849 --> 00:58:24,684 The South American anaconda. 798 00:58:24,852 --> 00:58:29,189 - What she said. - Anaconda Malt Liquor. 799 00:58:29,356 --> 00:58:33,026 And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? 800 00:58:33,194 --> 00:58:34,944 "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..." 801 00:58:36,030 --> 00:58:37,071 Gives you what? 802 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,283 And who else is famous for: 803 00:58:40,826 --> 00:58:42,035 Little Richard. 804 00:58:42,203 --> 00:58:43,745 - Who? - Little Richard. 805 00:58:43,913 --> 00:58:46,831 So, what they're really saying is... 806 00:58:46,999 --> 00:58:51,211 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard. 807 00:58:52,838 --> 00:58:55,673 What is another word for Richard? 808 00:58:58,886 --> 00:59:01,513 - Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. - Gunsmoke! 809 00:59:05,559 --> 00:59:06,643 Damn. 810 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:10,730 Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick. 811 00:59:17,488 --> 00:59:19,364 Should we kill him? 812 00:59:21,534 --> 00:59:23,493 Man, do you wasnt to live? 813 00:59:24,912 --> 00:59:27,080 I said, do you want to go on? 814 00:59:36,632 --> 00:59:40,927 Man, this time these crackers have gone too far. 815 00:59:42,429 --> 00:59:44,764 - The warehouse. - The warehouse. 816 00:59:48,269 --> 00:59:50,436 Freeze, you jive-time suckers. 817 00:59:51,146 --> 00:59:53,106 Who's in charge? 818 00:59:54,233 --> 00:59:57,151 Brothers, make these honkies load this dick-shrinking poison... 819 00:59:57,319 --> 01:00:00,363 ...back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down. 820 01:00:00,531 --> 01:00:02,448 Waste them if they make a sound. 821 01:00:02,616 --> 01:00:05,243 I'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit. 822 01:00:05,411 --> 01:00:09,455 - All right, men, move it. - Come on, you heard him. 823 01:00:09,623 --> 01:00:11,332 Sucker, you drop it right there. 824 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:13,543 - O'Leary? - That's right. 825 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,004 Go ahead, guys, I got this. 826 01:00:17,256 --> 01:00:20,842 O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should have known it was you. 827 01:00:21,010 --> 01:00:22,051 You should have. 828 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,929 You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama... 829 01:00:25,097 --> 01:00:27,140 ...to not see what was in front of your face. 830 01:00:27,308 --> 01:00:30,143 You diabolical dick-shrinking motherfuckers. 831 01:00:30,311 --> 01:00:31,853 You were the leak all the time. 832 01:00:32,021 --> 01:00:34,063 And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death. 833 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:35,982 Hey, man, I was just following orders. 834 01:00:36,150 --> 01:00:38,860 That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you. 835 01:00:39,028 --> 01:00:41,321 Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way. 836 01:00:41,488 --> 01:00:42,655 I gave the order on Jimmy. 837 01:00:42,823 --> 01:00:44,824 I gave it to James, who gave it to the don. 838 01:00:44,992 --> 01:00:47,160 What good's it gonna do you now? 839 01:00:56,503 --> 01:00:59,672 The old birthday-candle trick from Nam. 840 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,425 Just when you think it's out... 841 01:01:04,511 --> 01:01:08,014 O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you? 842 01:01:08,182 --> 01:01:09,933 Yeah, who's this? 843 01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:41,172 Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island. 844 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,223 Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island. 845 01:02:01,110 --> 01:02:02,610 Okay. 846 01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:05,238 Now, here's the plan. 847 01:02:10,411 --> 01:02:12,078 Yeah. 848 01:02:13,539 --> 01:02:14,956 Okay, let's split up. 849 01:02:35,936 --> 01:02:38,229 He's here. 850 01:02:42,109 --> 01:02:43,276 We kicked their ass. 851 01:02:43,444 --> 01:02:45,611 Power to the people, brothers. 852 01:02:46,613 --> 01:02:48,114 This is it, brothers. 853 01:02:48,282 --> 01:02:51,951 - This is where we stick it to the Man. - Yeah. 854 01:02:52,119 --> 01:02:53,536 Now, let's go get that lab. 855 01:02:55,664 --> 01:02:57,123 All right, let's go. 856 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:03,421 You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution. 857 01:03:03,589 --> 01:03:04,881 Start a family. 858 01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:06,466 Show this picture. 859 01:03:06,633 --> 01:03:07,800 That's Betty Jo. 860 01:03:07,968 --> 01:03:10,094 Yeah, right on, yeah. 861 01:03:10,262 --> 01:03:13,139 Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables. 862 01:03:13,307 --> 01:03:15,016 Bake our own bread, know what I mean? 863 01:03:15,184 --> 01:03:16,517 Bake our own... 864 01:03:19,188 --> 01:03:21,814 Who saw that coming...? Who saw where that came from? 865 01:03:22,858 --> 01:03:24,442 Let's go. 866 01:03:53,305 --> 01:03:56,516 I should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu. 867 01:03:57,267 --> 01:04:00,686 Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications... 868 01:04:00,854 --> 01:04:04,190 ...is only out-matched by your zest for kung-fu treachery. 869 01:04:05,359 --> 01:04:11,864 Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite. 870 01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:13,533 But no match for mine. 871 01:04:14,910 --> 01:04:18,079 You should have joined us when you had the chance. 872 01:04:18,247 --> 01:04:20,873 But now you must die. 873 01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:24,127 Man, I'll take this jive-ass turkey. 874 01:04:24,586 --> 01:04:31,050 Bullhorn, no. 875 01:04:31,218 --> 01:04:35,304 At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man... 876 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:38,850 ...has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery. 877 01:04:39,017 --> 01:04:43,020 Brother, your death will not go unavenged. 878 01:04:43,188 --> 01:04:47,400 Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now. 879 01:04:48,443 --> 01:04:50,319 Get him. 880 01:05:07,379 --> 01:05:12,425 You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu. 881 01:05:22,811 --> 01:05:24,937 Black Dynamite Panther Fist. 882 01:06:25,999 --> 01:06:28,167 What the fuck, huh? 883 01:06:28,335 --> 01:06:30,002 Keep your eye on Black Dynamite. 884 01:06:39,471 --> 01:06:41,389 Looking for me? 885 01:06:45,852 --> 01:06:50,523 Can you see where I'm coming from, you jive motherfucker? 886 01:06:52,985 --> 01:06:55,695 No rush, huh? Come on, huh? 887 01:06:57,489 --> 01:06:59,532 You told him to keep an eye out for me. 888 01:07:09,751 --> 01:07:12,795 I threw that shit before I walked in the room. 889 01:07:21,430 --> 01:07:23,264 I wanna know who's pulling your strings. 890 01:07:23,432 --> 01:07:25,725 Now start talking. Talk. 891 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,895 - I said, start talking. - Okay. 892 01:07:30,063 --> 01:07:32,189 Your government has been preoccupied... 893 01:07:32,357 --> 01:07:34,608 ...with building the bigger penis for years. 894 01:07:39,072 --> 01:07:40,323 What's this green one? 895 01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:43,159 It did exactly opposite of what it was intended. 896 01:07:43,910 --> 01:07:48,664 It made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2-month-old snapping turtle. 897 01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:51,250 This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor? 898 01:07:51,418 --> 01:07:53,669 I was under orders. 899 01:07:54,379 --> 01:07:56,005 They threatened to fire me. 900 01:07:56,757 --> 01:07:58,674 Speaking of fire. 901 01:08:00,260 --> 01:08:03,512 Suddenly, I'd like to leave your island. 902 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,598 No! No! 903 01:08:05,766 --> 01:08:07,141 No. 904 01:08:18,111 --> 01:08:19,779 You dirty motherfucker. 905 01:08:25,452 --> 01:08:27,953 Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter. 906 01:08:28,121 --> 01:08:29,622 Quick, give me a hairpin. 907 01:08:43,095 --> 01:08:44,970 What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite? 908 01:08:45,138 --> 01:08:46,514 How far does this all go, man? 909 01:08:46,681 --> 01:08:48,974 Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top. 910 01:08:49,142 --> 01:08:53,145 And when I say top, I mean the tippety-top. 911 01:08:53,313 --> 01:08:56,273 There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House. 912 01:08:57,150 --> 01:08:58,150 I'm going down. 913 01:08:58,527 --> 01:09:00,319 - This shouldn't take long. - Whoa, hey... 914 01:09:00,487 --> 01:09:02,905 - Take the controls. - What are you talking about? 915 01:09:04,491 --> 01:09:05,866 Whoa, hey, hey, man. 916 01:09:08,703 --> 01:09:10,371 Son of a bitch. 917 01:09:12,874 --> 01:09:18,337 Cream Corn, no! 918 01:10:39,794 --> 01:10:42,296 I should have known it was you all the time. 919 01:10:42,464 --> 01:10:46,717 I should have asked myself, "Who's the man so wicked... 920 01:10:46,885 --> 01:10:49,887 ...so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage... 921 01:10:50,055 --> 01:10:54,934 ...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?" 922 01:10:55,435 --> 01:10:59,605 Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick. 923 01:11:04,986 --> 01:11:08,948 So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whooping. 924 01:11:10,659 --> 01:11:12,535 Black Dynamite. 925 01:11:13,161 --> 01:11:15,454 There is a perfectly... 926 01:11:16,790 --> 01:11:20,501 ...reasonable explanation for that. 927 01:11:26,132 --> 01:11:28,467 Showtime, motherfucker. 928 01:11:28,635 --> 01:11:30,636 Fucking... 929 01:11:31,972 --> 01:11:34,139 Black Dynamite. 930 01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:36,475 Who the fuck would duck? 931 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,646 Piece of shit. 932 01:12:06,006 --> 01:12:07,339 Don't fuck with me. 933 01:12:07,841 --> 01:12:10,009 Motherfucker. 934 01:12:33,867 --> 01:12:37,244 Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware... 935 01:12:37,412 --> 01:12:39,038 ...you moon cricket. 936 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:45,312 And now, Black Dynamite, you must die. 937 01:13:58,243 --> 01:14:00,035 You had enough, Mr. President? 938 01:14:01,162 --> 01:14:03,664 You'll never get away with this. 939 01:14:03,832 --> 01:14:05,833 Watch me, you little insecure cracker. 940 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,793 You think by shrinking our johnsons... 941 01:14:07,961 --> 01:14:10,003 ...it's gonna make your situation any better? 942 01:14:10,171 --> 01:14:13,507 That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid. 943 01:14:13,675 --> 01:14:16,051 Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. 944 01:14:16,219 --> 01:14:17,845 For what? 945 01:14:18,471 --> 01:14:20,180 For these? 946 01:14:22,142 --> 01:14:23,142 - Look at you. - What? 947 01:14:23,309 --> 01:14:25,310 You lost it all, turkey. 948 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,065 - Kill me. - Say what? 949 01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:32,609 - Kill me. - No. 950 01:14:32,777 --> 01:14:34,278 That's the easy way out for you. 951 01:14:34,446 --> 01:14:37,322 Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news... 952 01:14:37,490 --> 01:14:39,742 ...I suggest you take care of me and my people. 953 01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:40,951 Can you dig it? 954 01:14:42,328 --> 01:14:43,829 I said, can you dig it? 955 01:14:43,997 --> 01:14:45,372 Yes, I can dig it. 956 01:14:45,540 --> 01:14:47,624 Thought you could. 957 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:21,200 First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. 958 01:15:21,367 --> 01:15:23,786 I used excessive force. 959 01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:26,038 Oftentimes, I cross the line... 960 01:15:26,206 --> 01:15:29,041 ...but I try to do so in the name of what's right. 961 01:15:29,209 --> 01:15:32,127 Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. 962 01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:36,590 But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics... 963 01:15:36,758 --> 01:15:39,635 ...and for that, sugar, I apologize. 964 01:15:40,053 --> 01:15:42,054 But I shot at you. 965 01:15:42,222 --> 01:15:44,556 I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite. 966 01:15:45,183 --> 01:15:48,101 This is true, but you did not connect. 967 01:15:48,269 --> 01:15:49,561 You shot a plate. 968 01:15:49,729 --> 01:15:52,648 Had you connected, maybe pimp-slapping you into that... 969 01:15:52,816 --> 01:15:54,650 ...might have been justified. 970 01:15:54,818 --> 01:15:56,944 But I feel I crossed the line. 971 01:15:57,111 --> 01:15:59,905 And for that, please accept my apology. 972 01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:01,740 I do. 973 01:16:01,908 --> 01:16:03,367 I do, it's just... 974 01:16:03,535 --> 01:16:07,079 Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous. 975 01:16:07,247 --> 01:16:09,456 This is also true. 976 01:16:09,624 --> 01:16:11,416 Because whenever there's injustice... 977 01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:13,418 ...wrongs to be... 978 01:16:13,586 --> 01:16:15,963 Oh, Black Dynamite. 979 01:16:18,633 --> 01:16:20,175 Go on, honey. 980 01:16:20,969 --> 01:16:25,264 Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted... 981 01:16:25,431 --> 01:16:28,600 ...innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there... 982 01:16:28,768 --> 01:16:31,103 ...delivering ass-whoopings. 983 01:16:31,271 --> 01:16:34,273 And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown... 984 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,774 ...that comes around. 985 01:16:35,942 --> 01:16:39,778 Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me... 986 01:16:39,946 --> 01:16:42,573 ...because I'm Black Dynamite. 987 01:19:43,463 --> 01:19:45,756 How you doing with that midget girl you sent out? 988 01:19:45,923 --> 01:19:48,467 Man, she keeps coming up short. 989 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,566 And better no nigga mess with me, neither. 990 01:20:04,734 --> 01:20:08,403 I would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite. 991 01:20:08,571 --> 01:20:10,405 That's right. 992 01:20:23,169 --> 01:20:27,380 So I says, "Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life." 993 01:20:27,548 --> 01:20:29,216 She said, "I got a pimp." 994 01:20:29,383 --> 01:20:32,094 I said, "Shit, that nigga ain't no pimp. 995 01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,638 He a valet for ho's." 996 01:20:44,065 --> 01:20:45,982 It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack. 997 01:20:46,150 --> 01:20:47,192 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 998 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:51,071 I send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo. 999 01:20:51,364 --> 01:20:53,990 - Is that right? - That's right. 1000 01:21:19,892 --> 01:21:22,060 Take that, you cracker-ass cracker. 1001 01:21:22,228 --> 01:21:25,897 All right, girls, let's take them down. 1002 01:21:48,171 --> 01:21:50,881 I only do two things well in this world. 1003 01:21:51,048 --> 01:21:56,595 I take money from bitches and I sell drugs to the community. 1004 01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:16,114 I had to send your ho back the other day. 1005 01:22:16,282 --> 01:22:17,532 - No? - Yeah, man. 1006 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:21,411 She reckless eyeballing and carrying on. 1007 01:22:21,579 --> 01:22:25,665 She fine, but I said, "Hey, your man is bona fide." 1008 01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:27,959 See? You're a righteous pimp. 1009 01:22:28,127 --> 01:22:30,420 Shit, the real pimping lives here. 1010 01:22:30,588 --> 01:22:31,838 It ain't ego. 1011 01:22:32,006 --> 01:22:34,507 That's how we go. You like that? 1012 01:23:00,201 --> 01:23:03,161 You gotta cross the lines sometimes. 1013 01:23:04,163 --> 01:23:08,708 Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing. 1014 01:23:11,003 --> 01:23:14,422 You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed... 1015 01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:16,466 ...they just want their steak on a plate. 1016 01:23:16,634 --> 01:23:17,968 Can you dig it? 1017 01:23:40,074 --> 01:23:42,033 Good evening, gentlemen. 1018 01:23:43,577 --> 01:23:45,662 Who let that nigga in my house?