1 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:08,215 ♪ All forgotten yesterdays ♪ 2 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:15,055 ♪ School days remind me of ♪ 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,809 ♪ When I was a boy ♪ 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,146 ♪ All my life ♪ 5 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:26,859 ♪ I've been this lonely boy ♪ 6 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,694 ♪ Do do. ♪ 7 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,220 Gate. 8 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,370 ( rings bell ) 9 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,043 - What do you want? - Can I use the bathroom here? 10 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,587 I can't let you back in here. 11 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:35,380 This is the discharge gate. 12 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,217 There's the last bus into town tonight. 13 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,968 You better get on it. 14 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,021 Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? 15 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,689 Yeah, it's down there. 16 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,989 The bathroom's closed, sir. 17 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,616 It's closed. Thanks. 18 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:33,165 Excuse me, miss, do you know where there's a bathroom here? 19 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,499 Back there. 20 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,335 That's closed. Do you know where another bathroom is? 21 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,920 There's one in the restaurant to the left up there. 22 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,339 Okay, thanks. Thank you. 23 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,098 ( winces ) 24 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,972 Man: Oh man. 25 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:06,174 The restaurant's closed. I said the restaurant is closed. 26 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,635 - Can I use the bathroom? - The bathroom's closed, too. 27 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,805 I said the restaurant is closed. 28 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,945 ( tap dancing ) 29 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:31,366 ...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 30 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,244 One, two, three, four-- chin up straight-- seven, eight. 31 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,622 And stamp! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 32 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:41,042 Stamp! Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 33 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,087 Stamp! And smile-- two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 34 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:47,424 Stamp! One, two, three and four. 35 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:50,135 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 36 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,596 Again-- two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 37 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,140 Repeat, two, two, two-- five, six, seven, eight. 38 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,226 Stamp! Then a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 39 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,438 Stamp! And smile-- two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 40 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:04,149 Stamp! And a one... three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 41 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,026 Doubles ! One, two... 42 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:13,116 - What the fuck you looking at? - Nothing. 43 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,951 Then get your fucking face out of my pants. 44 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,286 Relax. 45 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,580 Don't tell me to fucking relax. 46 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,625 Just keep your face out of my pants. 47 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,627 It's just so big. 48 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:27,130 What the fuck did you say? What did you say to me, you faggot? 49 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,634 Get the fuck out of the bathroom ! Faggot! 50 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:33,428 Damn it! 51 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:38,475 I can't piss. Fucking faggot, 52 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,187 I'll kill that fucker! Fucking faggot! 53 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,730 Faggot! 54 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,651 - Watch your mouth. - What? What? 55 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:51,613 Why don't you watch your mouth, smart-ass? 56 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,992 - Miss. - What? 57 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,536 You got a quarter I can borrow? 58 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,038 - Yes. - Can I borrow it? 59 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,623 Yeah. 60 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,042 Can I borrow it now? 61 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,717 - Don't you say thanks? - What? 62 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,637 - Don't you say thank you? - What? 63 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:33,238 Hello, Ma? It's me. 64 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,699 It's Billy. 65 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:40,620 Billy. Your son! 66 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,457 Turn down the TV. Turn down the television. 67 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,042 It's Billy. 68 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,089 I told you we were going to be in town for one day, right? 69 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,633 We're in town. We just flew in. 70 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,015 We're at the fancy hotel. I told you where we were staying. 71 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,435 Downtown, yes. The big hotel, right. 72 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,399 Yeah, I have a big room. It's beautiful here. 73 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,361 Yes, it's clean, Ma. 74 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,197 It's a very expensive hotel, okay? 75 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,036 No, don't come here, Ma. Don't come here. 76 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,623 I told you, I want to go there. I want to see the old neighborhood. 77 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,209 I want to come now. 78 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,422 What time is the game over? 79 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,135 Fine, I'll come at 5:00. 80 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,013 No, Ma, she's not coming. She's sick. 81 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,057 I don't know. People get sick. 82 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,100 I don't know why she's sick. She's sick. 83 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,978 Every time we fly in planes, she gets sick. 84 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,064 I don't know why. 85 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,607 She doesn't like flying. 86 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,984 Plus, we sit in first class, they bring you a lot of food, 87 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,362 and she always gets stomach cramps. I don't know. 88 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,824 I can't-- she's sleeping, Ma. 89 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,453 I'm in the lobby of the hotel because she's sleeping upstairs. 90 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,538 I'm not going to wake her up. 91 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,708 Did you hear what I said? Did you hear what I said? 92 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,169 What did I say? What did I say? 93 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,129 She's sick! 94 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,174 Fine, Ma. You want me to wake her up? 95 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,843 You want me to go upstairs and wake her up? 96 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,012 You're unbelievable. 97 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,973 Then how you going to feel when she comes over sick? 98 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,976 How you going to feel then when you see how sick she is? 99 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,353 No, I'm going to bring her, 100 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,647 I'm going to drag her out of bed and I'm going to bring her to you 101 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,190 so you can see her. 102 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,652 Fine. We're coming over. We're coming over. 103 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,364 I said I'm bringing her, yes. 104 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,200 Fine. Okay? Goodbye. 105 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,212 Excuse me, miss? 106 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,220 Shut up, shut up... 107 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,849 Don't say a word or I'll take it right out of your face. 108 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,601 Shut your mouth, shut your mouth... 109 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,535 Just shut your mouth and you'll be okay. 110 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,798 Man: Shut up! Shut up! 111 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,926 You're hurting me. 112 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,637 Shut your mouth or I'll really hurt you. 113 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,973 Wanna really hurt? Get in the car. 114 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,726 Get in. Hurry up. Get in the car. 115 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,062 How do I get this thing back? 116 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,898 Point to the thing! 117 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,488 I can't see out the window. 118 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,490 Give me something to wipe the window with. 119 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,201 Give me something to wipe the window with! 120 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,620 No, you go out. You clean it. 121 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,623 Get out of the car and clean your window. 122 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,041 Don't you ever clean your window? 123 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,793 Do you ever think about cleaning your car-- 124 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,252 Come on, I don't got all day. 125 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,171 Hurry up. 126 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:22,258 See how you wash a car? See how nice when a car's clean? 127 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,136 Is that how your house is, filthy like that? 128 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,388 You see how nice the car is when it's clean? 129 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,765 You see, now you can see. 130 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,225 That's good. That's good. 131 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,602 Get in your car. Hurry up. 132 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:36,606 Hurry up! And shut your mouth, shut your mouth. 133 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,359 It's filthy, it's filthy. 134 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,657 Where's the thing on this car? 135 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,450 How do you put it in gear? 136 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,993 - It's right here. - What is this? 137 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,329 Is this a shifter car? 138 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,958 I cannot drive a shifter car, so we got a little situation here. 139 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,461 I can't drive these kind of cars. What the fuck is going on? 140 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,130 You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smart-ass? 141 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,424 Would you like to know why I can't drive this kind of car? 142 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,342 I'll tell you why. 143 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,554 I'm used to luxury cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? 144 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,348 You know what luxury means? Have you ever heard of Cadillac? 145 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,600 Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. 146 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,980 I drive cars that shift themselves. My cars shift themselves. 147 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,523 They're luxury cars. They shift themselves. 148 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,567 When I say three, you follow my count, 149 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,027 you come around to my door. You got me? 150 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:27,198 One... two... three. 151 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,493 What did I just say? One, two, three. 152 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,495 Get out of the car. 153 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,874 I'm watching you, I'm watching you. 154 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,253 Don't make that face, don't make that face. 155 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,797 Hurry up! 156 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,177 Now pull away. 157 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,890 Go this way! 158 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,600 Wait! Go this way! 159 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,575 I want you to pull over right there. 160 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,118 - Just pull over here. - Where? 161 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,037 Right here. That's it, that's good. 162 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,663 That's it. Beautiful. 163 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,543 Put the car in park, all right? 164 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,631 I'm gonna step out of the car for one minute. 165 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,798 One minute, I'm gonna step out. 166 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,593 Put your hands on the dashboard like that. 167 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,137 Don't let me see you move them one finger, 168 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,098 not one twitch of a move or I'll come back and choke you to death. 169 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,350 I swear to God. 170 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,061 I'll take a bite out of your cheek and I'll shit you out. 171 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,104 So just hold your hands like that, you understand me? 172 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,481 Nod your head if you understand. 173 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:44,400 You understand? Yes, you understand. 174 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,486 Stay right there. 175 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,264 Don't look. 176 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,277 Who told you to look? 177 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,957 Take your hands off the dash. 178 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,210 You're making me nervous. 179 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,347 First thing, right off the bat, 180 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,434 I'd like to apologize. 181 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,769 I'm going to apologize. 182 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,105 I've had to go to the bathroom for hours. 183 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,649 I've been backed up, totally backed up. 184 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,820 Anyway, I swear to God, I didn't mean to scare you. 185 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,406 And I'm sorry if I pulled your hair. 186 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,616 You okay? 187 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,703 Good. All right... 188 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,498 Now don't talk, please. 189 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,709 I need to ask you a favor. 190 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,503 I haven't seen my parents in a long time 191 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,423 'cause I just got out of jail. 192 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,425 I was innocent. 193 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:37,513 Before I went away, I made up a few lies. 194 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,265 I said I was married. 195 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,018 I also told them that I worked for the government 196 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,187 and that I would be away for a long time. 197 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:48,274 What I need you to do is to come to my parents' house with me, 198 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,651 and pretend to be my wife-- 199 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,236 acting, all right? 200 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,073 Today's your big debut, your big break. 201 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,241 This is acting. You're my wife. 202 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,245 So that means you adore me, you love me, you cherish me-- 203 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:04,373 Jesus Christ, you can't live without me. 204 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,918 The story will go like this. 205 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:10,546 We met in high school... 206 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,757 and we were sweethearts, you loved me, 207 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,384 you've been in love with me your whole life. 208 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,263 And your new name would be Wendy Balsam. 209 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,265 Don't worry about the details. 210 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,767 I'll take over. Just be nice. 211 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,395 When we get there, be a decent girl. Be nice. 212 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,441 What's your name, what's your real name? 213 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,402 Layla. 214 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,905 Layla. No, that's no good. 215 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,199 We'll stick with Wendy Balsam, you're Wendy Balsam. 216 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,827 So basically, what I'm asking you to do is, 217 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,413 I'm asking you to come there and make me look good. 218 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,875 And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God, 219 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,294 I'll kill you right there. 220 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:53,631 Boom ! Right in front of Mommy and Daddy. 221 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,175 And I'll tell you something else, you make me look bad... 222 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,471 I will never ever talk to you again, ever. 223 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,684 But if you do a good job, then you can be my best friend. 224 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:08,146 My best friend that I've ever had. You hear me? 225 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,775 All right, let's keep driving. 226 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,278 We're gonna go. Keep driving. 227 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,572 Layla: What's your name? 228 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,783 My name is Billy, Billy Brown. 229 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,252 Just remember why you're there. 230 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,839 You're there to make me look good. You hear me? 231 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:39,218 You can eat all the food you want, just make me look good. 232 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,096 - Why are you there? - To make you look good. 233 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,056 That's right, to make me look good. 234 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,266 Then you can go home. 235 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,020 Are your parents vegetarians? 236 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,607 I hope so, because I don't eat meat ever. 237 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,587 Come on, come on. 238 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,272 - Which house is it? - There. 239 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,746 ( distant cheering ) 240 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,919 Oh man. 241 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,926 Are you okay? 242 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,970 What did I tell you? 243 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,763 Just make sure you behave right. 244 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,271 Come on, come on. 245 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,649 - What did I tell you? - Don't start. 246 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:22,655 Do me this favor, all right? This is not nice. 247 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:25,741 Just be nice, okay? 248 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,995 Be nice, say hello, really nice hellos. 249 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,706 My father likes when people say hello. 250 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,625 "Hello, Mr. Brown." Okay? Please. 251 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,134 Are you sure you're okay? 252 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,721 Billy: I feel sick. 253 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,809 I feel like throwing up. 254 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:00,026 Would you hold me a second? 255 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,236 - ( cheering inside) - Would you hold me? 256 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:07,366 Don't touch me. 257 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:10,328 Come on. Come on. 258 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,999 ( rings bell ) 259 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,003 ( distant cheering ) 260 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,673 - ( rings bell ) - Hello! 261 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,344 - ( TV plays ) - ( woman cheers ) 262 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,349 Billy: Hey, Dad. 263 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,811 Dad: Jan, it's your son. 264 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,523 - Jan: Who? - Dad: I said it's your son. 265 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,028 Oh, honey. 266 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,946 It's Billy. 267 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,656 Billy's here. 268 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:57,833 ( crowd cheers on TV ) 269 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,764 We're so happy to meet you. 270 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,766 Billy's told us so much about you. 271 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,101 Oh. 272 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,603 I've heard so much about both of you. 273 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:20,022 He's very proud you two. 274 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,982 Do you think I could use the bathroom? 275 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,403 Sure, honey. Billy, go show her where the bathroom is. 276 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:30,408 It's down the hall. Don't take a long time. 277 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,701 I have to go to the bathroom. 278 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,412 Just hurry up. 279 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:43,838 Honey... you look tired. Are you sick? 280 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,382 I'm not sick, Ma. 281 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,094 Why? 282 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,430 You just-- 283 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,515 you just look so tired. 284 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,768 Well, Ma, I am a little tired. I just flew on a plane. 285 00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,396 - Okay? - All right. Don't get upset. 286 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,731 - I'm not upset. - All right. 287 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,111 You want something to drink? 288 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,737 Yeah. 289 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,866 All right. What do you want to drink? 290 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,535 I'd like a glass of water, please. 291 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,912 You don't want some pop? 292 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,124 You know I don't drink pop, Ma. 293 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,751 The bubbles bother my stomach. 294 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:26,755 Would you like some ginger ale? I got some ginger ale. 295 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,757 That's good for the stomach. 296 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,801 Ginger ale is pop, Ma. 297 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,553 Ginger ale is pop. 298 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:34,138 I just said I don't want pop. 299 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,806 Can I please have a glass of water? 300 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,351 How about I make you the juice? I got the frozen juice. 301 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,605 I just want a glass of water, please. 302 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,691 Just a glass of water. That's all I want. 303 00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,735 - Fine. - Thank you. 304 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,908 Jan: Ooh, honey. 305 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,911 I got those chocolate doughnuts you like. Do you want one now 306 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,955 or do you think it'll spoil your appetite? 307 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,124 It won't spoil my appetite. 308 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,127 I don't eat chocolate. I'm allergic to it, remember? 309 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,047 Honey... 310 00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:11,550 what are you talking about? You always ate chocolate. 311 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,511 That's great. 312 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,513 You don't remember your own son. That's really great... 313 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:18,849 Ma, my face is kind of itchy. 314 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,562 Honey, what happened to your face? 315 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:27,191 It's all swollen. We better put some ice on that. 316 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,818 Billy: ...you had to take me to the Emergency Room 317 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,070 because my face swelled up. 318 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,492 I don't know what you're talking about. 319 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,952 You always ate chocolate. 320 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:42,331 I didn't always eat chocolate, Ma. I did not always eat chocolate. 321 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,501 I didn't eat chocolate. Can we talk about something else? 322 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:48,379 - All right, just calm down. - Fine. 323 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,383 - Honey. - Hi, honey. 324 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,107 Why don't you get her something to drink, Ma? 325 00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:10,776 All right. Do you want something to drink, honey? 326 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:14,238 Yeah. Could you make me a rum and coke? 327 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:16,532 - What, honey? - I meant-- 328 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:21,287 - could I have a ginger ale? - Oh sure, we got a ginger ale. 329 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,372 Come here, honey. 330 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,583 Let me hug my new little daughter. 331 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,669 Daddy loves you, you know that? Daddy really loves you. 332 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,422 His new, little, sweet, young daughter. 333 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,340 Sit down, honey. 334 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,055 I'm 28. 335 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,766 You look like a baby. 336 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,893 You look so young and pretty. 337 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,604 Thank you. 338 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,565 My son used to be a beautiful baby. 339 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:50,733 Oh ! 340 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,777 You should've seen him. He was so beautiful. 341 00:26:57,198 --> 00:26:58,866 Look at him now. 342 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,909 Oh no. 343 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:04,538 I think Billy is the most handsome guy in the whole world. 344 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,124 - Who, honey? - Billy. 345 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:10,210 I think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. 346 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,589 - Billy who? - This Billy. 347 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,091 Oh. 348 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,845 I can't stand it when he grows his hair long. 349 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:26,185 Could I see some pictures of Billy from when he was little? 350 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,437 You want to see some pictures? 351 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,898 Honey, where's the Billy picture? 352 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,734 - You know? - I don't know where it is. 353 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,653 The picture of Billy, honey. 354 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,155 I don't know where it is. Wait a minute... 355 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,616 We got some pictures. 356 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,665 Here's a picture of me with Jack Kemp. 357 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,336 Here's OJ Simpson. 358 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,382 Here's me with the Buffalo Bills' caterer. 359 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:03,472 Here's my husband. Here's our wedding. 360 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:07,267 Honey, did you find it? 361 00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,188 Yeah, I found it. 362 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,943 Look at Billy. 363 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,570 He's so cute. 364 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,865 And that puppy-- that puppy's adorable. 365 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,326 - Whose puppy is that? - That was Billy's. 366 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:27,705 - Bingo. - What happened to him? 367 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,665 I don't know what happened to him. 368 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:32,376 He ran away. Yeah, he ran away. 369 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,088 Such a cute puppy. 370 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,090 - ( dog whines ) - Billy! 371 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,092 What did I tell you about this thing? 372 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,511 Didn't I warn you 50 fucking times about this dog? 373 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,888 Didn't I tell you if it peed in the house again what I'd do? 374 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,266 - No, Daddy, please! - Didn't I tell you? 375 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,060 - ( dog whines ) - No, Daddy, please! 376 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,233 That's enough with the pictures. I'm hungry. 377 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:58,777 Jan, would you hurry up, please? 378 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:02,114 Who's this handsome guy in this picture? 379 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:04,700 That's me. I was a singer. 380 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:08,412 That's me in a downtown nightclub with this band... 381 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:12,291 Sinatra sang in that club. He sang in that actual club. 382 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,251 Wow, you're a singer? 383 00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,712 Well, I was a singer. 384 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,423 Yeah. 385 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,217 Did you ever make any records? Do you have any tapes? 386 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,886 No, no... 387 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,430 well, a few tapes. 388 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,265 Can I hear one? 389 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:30,434 You want to hear one of my tapes? 390 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:33,312 All right. As soon as we eat, I'll play you a tape. 391 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,482 Honey, it's going to be 20 minutes before I'm done with dinner. 392 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,942 Why don't you play her the tapes now? 393 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,822 - You really want to hear this? - Yes. 394 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,116 Okay, follow me. 395 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:10,682 These are some arrangements Nelson Riddle made for Frank, 396 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,643 without Frank's voice, of course, 397 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:15,270 so he could see what he liked, what he didn't like. 398 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,773 I like to sing to them. 399 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,861 Let me find the hole here. 400 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,366 I hope I can still get up there. 401 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,326 ( music starts ) 402 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,378 ♪ Fools rush in ♪ 403 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:44,633 ♪ Where angels fear to tread ♪ 404 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:51,181 ♪ And so I come to you, my love ♪ 405 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:55,519 ♪ My heart above my head ♪ 406 00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:02,568 ♪ Though I see ♪ 407 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:07,531 ♪ The danger there ♪ 408 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:14,705 ♪ If there's a chance for me ♪ 409 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:19,585 ♪ Then I don't care ♪ 410 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:26,258 ♪ Fools rush in ♪ 411 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:30,888 ♪ Where wise men never go ♪ 412 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:38,103 ♪ But wise men never fall in love ♪ 413 00:31:38,187 --> 00:31:42,190 ♪ So how are they to know? ♪ 414 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,573 ♪ When we met ♪ 415 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:56,038 ♪ I felt my life begin ♪ 416 00:31:56,122 --> 00:32:01,793 ♪ So open up your heart and let ♪ 417 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:06,381 ♪ This fool rush in ♪ 418 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:42,793 ♪ I've felt my life begin ♪ 419 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:48,632 ♪ So open up your heart and let ♪ 420 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:56,807 ♪ This fool rush in. ♪ 421 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,530 - That's enough of that shit. - Your voice is so beautiful. 422 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:15,158 - Let's go and eat. - Can I hear one more? 423 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,868 No. I'm hungry. 424 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,912 I'm shaking with hunger-- 425 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,832 - Please, just one more song. - No more ! Okay? 426 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,757 I'm sorry, honey. Jesus Christ. 427 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,386 Listen, when we finish eating, 428 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,847 I'll look around, find a tape for you. 429 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,516 You take it home, play it any time you want, okay? 430 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,517 Okay. 431 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,562 'Cause Daddy loves you, you know that? I love you. 432 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,314 Let's go. 433 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,717 Billy, you're right. 434 00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:16,053 Your father does have the most beautiful voice. 435 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:22,684 Jan: Careful, everybody. It's very hot. 436 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:26,480 - I hope you like tripe. - I don't know what that is. 437 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:29,900 The Italians call it "trippa." It's the intestines of the cow. 438 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:32,152 And it's very good for you. 439 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:37,657 It's terrific. Isn't that what you said was your favorite food? 440 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,160 Go ahead, honey. Tell me what you think. 441 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,996 Go ahead, Wendy. Take a big bite. 442 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,332 Take a big bigger bite. 443 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:47,667 Mmm, that's good, right? 444 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,962 Bring more, Ma. She's going to eat a lot, I sense it. 445 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,591 Well, everybody gets the same. 446 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,057 Dad: Turn that knife away from me, please. 447 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:04,017 Why are you pointing that knife at me? 448 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,187 Is that why you came here to stab me with that knife? 449 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,356 Will you turn it away from me, please? 450 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,566 - Honey, just calm down. - Turn it away, please ! 451 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,319 What? The knife is not pointed at you ! 452 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,904 Yes, it's pointed at me! 453 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,864 Don't tell me you didn't point the knife at me! 454 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,408 Don't point a knife at a person unless you want to use it! 455 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,703 I didn't point the knife at you! It was here on the table, like that! 456 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,164 It was not here! Point it over here! 457 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,458 Honey, just calm down. 458 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:32,546 I am calm! Did you see what he did? Did you see what your son did? 459 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,631 - I didn't do nothing! - He pointed a knife at his father! 460 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,217 Yeah, I pointed at you, it's always at you. 461 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,470 Honey, honey, honey. Do you want some more tripe? 462 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:43,098 No, I don't want tripe. You want to get me tripe, 463 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:46,893 - get me tripe. - No, let him fill up on the bread. 464 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,230 - Enough tripe. - Let me eat bread, 465 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:53,108 'cause that's what he wants me to eat-- bread all the time ! 466 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,027 God forbid I should have a piece of meat, right? 467 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,738 So, Wendy, you were saying? 468 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:03,493 I was just going to say... 469 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,997 how Billy's the nicest husband in the whole world. 470 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,249 Yeah, I'm sure he's terrific. 471 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,209 No, really, I'm the luckiest girl 472 00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:14,296 to have found such a wonderful husband. 473 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:17,549 I fell in love with him the first time I met him. 474 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:23,555 Honey, can you pass me the remote control there? 475 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,515 It's right behind you. 476 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,687 Did Billy ever tell you how we met? 477 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,774 No, honey. How did you two meet? 478 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:38,153 Layla: Billy, you didn't tell your mom how we met? 479 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:41,281 You tell her. 480 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,701 Well... 481 00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:47,454 I was working as a typist for the CIA, 482 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:49,497 which is a special part of the government, 483 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:52,250 and Billy is a top agent with the CIA. 484 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,837 I'm sure you know that. You're probably so proud of him. 485 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,381 He has hundreds of people working for him. 486 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,051 And all the girls in the office were always telling me 487 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,053 how much they were in love with their boss. 488 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:04,638 And of course, I had never seen him. 489 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,098 I worked way down on the other side of the building. 490 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,768 But one day he comes into the office, 491 00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:11,937 and I see him. 492 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:15,398 And I fell in love, madly in love with him. 493 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,275 But I couldn't talk to him 494 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,861 'cause I was just a typist. 495 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:23,365 He's the kindest, smartest, 496 00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:25,659 most handsome guy there. 497 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,246 Even the guys loved him. They idolized him. 498 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,082 So I just couldn't-- 499 00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:33,917 I didn't think he'd ever like me. 500 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,419 I was just a little typist girl, 501 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,713 and he was like the king. 502 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:42,050 Even the President is so proud of him. 503 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,929 So one day, I walk into my office, 504 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:50,058 and there's this giant bouquet of roses. 505 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:51,726 And I was just like, "My God, 506 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,603 what are those flowers on my desk?" 507 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,523 I thought maybe they had gotten the wrong desk or something. 508 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,859 So I go to open the card-- there's a little note attached. 509 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,404 And it said, "Dear Wendy, 510 00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:04,531 I've been in love with you for a year, 511 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:08,535 but I'm very shy and I just didn't know how to tell you. 512 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,371 But I want you to know that I really love you, 513 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,999 and I'd like to take you to dinner sometime." 514 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,917 And guess who it was signed by. 515 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,210 Who? 516 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,297 Honey, hold on, watch this play... 517 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,299 Billy! It was signed by Billy. 518 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:26,636 - It said, "Love, Billy." - Just watch this play. 519 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,263 Watch this. 520 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,890 ( crowd cheering on TV ) 521 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,779 God damn it! 522 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,618 30 years, I haven't missed a game. 523 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:54,122 They haven't won a championship since 1966. 524 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:58,043 And I missed that game 'cause that's the day I had Billy. 525 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:03,214 I wish I never had him. 526 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,675 I wouldn't have missed that game. 527 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,890 Did you like Buffalo, too? 528 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,480 It's Billy Brown calling. 529 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:23,360 I'd like to bet on the Superbowl. 530 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,823 On Buffalo. 531 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,743 To win. 532 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,663 Right. 533 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:46,007 I'd like to put $10,000 on them. 534 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,675 $10,000?! 535 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,428 - That's too much ! - I'm talking on the phone! 536 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,888 I'm talking on the phone. 537 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:54,849 Billy: Come on, Scott. Come on, Scott. 538 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,227 Please, God. Please, God. 539 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,273 - Commentator: No good. - Both: Oh no! 540 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,484 - Billy: Fuck! - I told you, Billy. 541 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:08,363 - Now you're in big trouble. - Shut up! I'm fucked. 542 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:16,204 Man: The story goes like this. 543 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:20,291 One day, this big asshole comes in. 544 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,461 He calls up a $10,000 bet on Buffalo 545 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,338 to win the Superbowl. 546 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,966 That's to win, okay? 547 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:31,636 I know what you're thinking. This story's hard to believe. 548 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:35,723 What kind of an idiot would bet... 549 00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:39,269 on Buffalo to win a big game like that? 550 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,939 It's true. I swear to God it happened. 551 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,817 This guy was so out of touch, 552 00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:49,446 he didn't even have the 10 large to cover his bet. 553 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:54,242 Tell somebody to turn up the heat. 554 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,537 So, Billy... 555 00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,331 what happened was this bookie got so sick 556 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:03,126 of hearing everybody's excuses-- 557 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:07,547 they're all the same. Everybody's got an excuse. 558 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,924 Anyway, this bookie got so sick 559 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,926 that he just had... 560 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,470 to throw up. 561 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,807 The only way he could make himself feel better 562 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,310 was to do bad things. 563 00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:27,108 To do very, very bad things to the excuse-maker. 564 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,028 And very, very bad things 565 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:33,114 to the excuse-maker's mother and father. 566 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,826 So what do you say? 567 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:40,121 Why don't we give this story a happy ending? 568 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,082 I've got an acquaintance, a friend, 569 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,002 a very good friend of ours 570 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,837 who just got arrested. 571 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,256 Of course, he's innocent. 572 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:54,511 His arrest is a goddamn injustice, 573 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,887 a tragedy. 574 00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:58,389 So you, the asshole, 575 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:02,227 will confess to the crime of which he is accused, 576 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:05,063 so as to free the innocent man. 577 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,648 Now... 578 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:10,235 if you fail to convince the court... 579 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,489 or if you refuse to try to, 580 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:18,868 some very evil and very bad things could happen. 581 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:22,247 Very evil and very bad things. 582 00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:25,041 And Billy... 583 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:28,211 if Buffalo ever makes it back to the Superbowl, 584 00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:30,255 bet against them. 585 00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:33,800 Now get the fuck out of my sight. 586 00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:40,890 Bailiff: All rise. 587 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,686 Mr. Brown, 588 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:48,356 based on your confession, you are found guilty as charged. 589 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,733 Therefore, it is the judgment of this court 590 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,403 that you are sentenced to the maximum term-- 591 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,155 five years, no parole. 592 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,206 Billy: This one is going to go in June. 593 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:08,585 See how I've been doing it? I write them down on every envelope. 594 00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,170 You don't have to think. This goes in June. 595 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:16,759 Any day in June. 596 00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:19,470 Just look at the thing, like all the other ones. 597 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:21,806 You look at the month-- 598 00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:24,642 Goon, pay attention, we're almost done. 599 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,769 See, June? This one says June. 600 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,021 They all have a month mark. 601 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,272 This one goes June. 602 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,442 June comes before July and after May. 603 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,028 So any time you hear that it's June, 604 00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,655 just put this in the mailbox, all right? 605 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,074 Can I trust you on these? Are we done with these? 606 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,119 You got it. They've all got their own month. 607 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:45,079 Any day of the month, you can send it. 608 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,874 The month is written on the back of the thing. 609 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,168 This one goes at Christmas-time. 610 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,962 Please don't pick your nose in front of me. 611 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:55,381 Please don't do that. 612 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,634 All right? This goes at Christmas-time. 613 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,928 Christmas. Do you know when Christmas is? 614 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,473 - I know when Christmas is. - You know, Rudolph... 615 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:05,516 What do you think, I'm dumb? 616 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,854 Yeah, I think you're a little dumb sometimes. 617 00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:12,440 Cut it out, Billy, or I'm not gonna do it. 618 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,318 Listen to me. Wanna know what I heard in here? 619 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:18,237 Wanna know what I heard? You know Scott Wood? 620 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:22,784 I heard from guys in here who know for a fact-- 621 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:24,827 they know for a fact 622 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,455 that he missed that fucking field goal on purpose. 623 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,833 That he got paid money and he missed it on purpose. 624 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,836 That motherfuck. That motherfuck. 625 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,215 I wonder how much that motherfuck got paid 626 00:44:37,299 --> 00:44:39,967 to ruin my fucking life. 627 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,637 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 628 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,138 Listen to me. 629 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:47,642 When I get out of here, I'm gonna fucking kill him. 630 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:50,812 I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking kill him. 631 00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:53,648 That motherfucking, 10-cent field goal kicker, 632 00:44:53,732 --> 00:44:54,899 I'm gonna kill him. 633 00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:56,234 And I'll tell you something, 634 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:58,319 I'll kill myself, too, 'cause I don't give a fuck, 635 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:02,115 'cause I'm not coming back here, you understand? 636 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,367 Just remember what I told you. 637 00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:09,247 What are you looking at? 638 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,711 You got this, right? 639 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,546 You got this and this. 640 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,507 When is this one going? This one is going in January. 641 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,718 This is for my mother's birthday. 642 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,430 January. Let me write it down on every package. 643 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,681 January. 644 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:29,559 Goon, please, please don't fuck me here. 645 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,227 Please be a person... 646 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,024 Can I use the phone in the bedroom? 647 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,234 Sure, you can. 648 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:39,777 Where are you calling? Local call? 649 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,904 - Yes, a local call. - Okay. 650 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,459 ( phone rings ) 651 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:11,434 Goon, it's me, Billy. 652 00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:13,478 What are you doing? 653 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:14,937 Billy... 654 00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:17,982 I don't want people to call me that no more, 655 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,942 even you. 656 00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:22,445 Billy: Hello to you, too. 657 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:24,989 What do they call you now? 658 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:27,617 What do you want them to call you? 659 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:30,411 My new name is Rocky. 660 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:32,205 ( laughs ) 661 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,499 Your name is Rocky? 662 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:36,501 Goon: My new name is Rocky. 663 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,585 Rocky. 664 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,587 I go away for two seconds 665 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,924 and you change your name from Goon to Rocky. 666 00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:47,929 Whatever you want. 667 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,516 I just got out of jail. 668 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,061 You remember that guy, Wood? 669 00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,481 I'd really like to find him. 670 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:03,986 Are you still going to do that bad thing you said you'd do? 671 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:08,574 Don't you think that's not a good thing to do? 672 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,118 What if the policeman catches you? 673 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,496 Billy: I'm not going to get caught. 674 00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,665 I'm not going to get caught. 675 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:18,417 So you want to help me or you don't want to help me? 676 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:23,089 Goon: He's got that TV commercial, and he's got that club 677 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,675 where the girls take off their clothes. 678 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:29,554 Billy: What? This guy opens up a strip joint in Buffalo? 679 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:32,348 You want to come over to my house for dinner? 680 00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,600 My mom's cooking dinner. 681 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,519 What's the name of the club? 682 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:40,565 - Hey, Goon? - Huh? 683 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,859 Billy: What's the name of the joint? 684 00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:47,488 Oh, it's the name of his name. It's got his name. 685 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,740 It's named-- yeah. 686 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,909 Do you know a street? Can you help me out? 687 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,744 Can you give me a street name? 688 00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,830 Goon: You're confusing me. I don't know. 689 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:57,498 I don't remember. 690 00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,501 You shouldn't go down there. Don't go down there. 691 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:04,422 I have a little surprise I haven't told Billy yet. 692 00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:06,549 - Yeah? - I'm pregnant. 693 00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:08,885 - We're going to have a baby. - Wendy, honey, 694 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,053 you're going to have a baby! 695 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:13,681 - You're going to have a baby! - Don't tell Billy, 696 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,683 'cause I want to surprise him later. 697 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:19,312 - We won't say nothing. - Come here, give me a hug! 698 00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,151 I won't say nothing. 699 00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:27,904 Goon... 700 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,989 I'm just kidding, all right? 701 00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:31,574 I'm just kidding. 702 00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:33,951 I just want to go and say hello to him. 703 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,245 Can you help me find him? 704 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,081 I know how you get. Don't go down there. 705 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,918 - You'll go back to jail. - What did I just say? 706 00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,878 I said I was kidding. 707 00:48:43,962 --> 00:48:46,756 - You got a phone book in the house? - Don't do bad things. 708 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,133 Don't do any bad things. 709 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:51,093 Did you get the raisins that I sent you? 710 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,596 Yeah, Goon, I got the raisins. Thanks. 711 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:56,641 Do you have a phone book? Can you help me out here? 712 00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:59,936 Don't call me that. I don't like that name no more. 713 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:03,230 All right, Rocky. Rocky! Rocky! 714 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,650 I'll call you Rocky. You happy, big shot? 715 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:08,527 You happy, Rocky? What's the difference what your name is? 716 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:11,030 Would you do me a favor and get a phone book? 717 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,865 Goon: I've got to go. My mom's calling me. 718 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,867 She's mad that I'm on the phone too long. 719 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,161 You know something, Goon? 720 00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:20,122 You know your problem? Your problem is your mother. 721 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,124 That's all you do is you run 722 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:23,793 when your mom calls you all the time. 723 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:26,253 Could you just get a phone book? 724 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:30,007 No, I've got to go. My mom said I've got to go. 725 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,759 I need you for one second, Goon. 726 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,636 One second. Get a phone book. 727 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:38,516 - Don't be sore at me, Billy. - I asked you to get a phone book! 728 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,601 Every time your mother says something-- 729 00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:42,812 that's why people call you Goon. 730 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:45,439 You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded 731 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,442 and you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. 732 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,278 And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. 733 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:54,782 And you'll always be Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon. 734 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:57,034 That's what I'll call you for the rest of your life. 735 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,954 Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon. Okay? 736 00:50:00,038 --> 00:50:01,664 So fuck you. 737 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,336 Fuck. 738 00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:21,058 Oh, honey... 739 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,227 you're going to have a baby! 740 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,982 It's really been a pleasure having you here. 741 00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:30,693 And when you have a little one, I want you to call it 742 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,862 Little Jimmy. 743 00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:35,489 Honey, we love you so much. 744 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,533 Honey, you come back soon, all right? 745 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,285 And you guys have to come visit us, too. 746 00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:40,995 The house is so beautiful. 747 00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:44,081 Billy's so handy. He's built so many amazing things. 748 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,208 Now you have another house. 749 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:49,253 And I want you to give your daddy a big kiss. 750 00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:54,216 Oh, honey, we love you so much. 751 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:57,053 - You come back and visit soon. - We will. 752 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,555 - Bye. - Bye, honey. 753 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,690 ( game plays on TV ) 754 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,068 Jan: Ho, ho, ho, go! Come on ! 755 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:17,281 - Billy: I can't believe them! - No, it's good. 756 00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:20,451 It's good that they like me. Then they'll be proud of you. 757 00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,953 Billy: Bullshit! My life is shit. 758 00:51:23,038 --> 00:51:26,040 If you were my son, I'd be really proud of you. 759 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:28,334 Did you see them kiss your ass? 760 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,795 You made it happen. You made them do that. 761 00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:34,131 ( Layla scoffs ) You kidnapped me. 762 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:37,134 You pulled my hair, you threatened me. 763 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:39,095 I just went in there and did you a favor. 764 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:41,889 - I thought I did a good job and-- - What was that shit about the CIA? 765 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,600 I asked you "nice," I said "nice." 766 00:51:44,684 --> 00:51:46,227 "Make me look good !" 767 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:48,854 CIA? Do you think my father believed that? 768 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:51,232 Do you think he'd believe that for one second? 769 00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:53,526 Your son works for the CIA. All the girls love him. 770 00:51:53,610 --> 00:51:56,570 He's smart! He's smart! 771 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,792 Let's go. 772 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,068 Hey! Hey, look, everybody, 773 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,320 the king is back. 774 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:40,948 Billy: That's right. The king is here. 775 00:52:41,032 --> 00:52:43,742 - Billy Brown. - What's up? Nice to see you. 776 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,287 - It's nice to see you. - You look really good. 777 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:49,081 Really good. 778 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,375 So, you guys keep my ball and stuff? 779 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:54,211 Did we keep your ball? 780 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:57,464 We got your ball, your locker... 781 00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:00,217 - You better have kept it. - ...just like you left it. 782 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:01,927 All right. 783 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,683 What? Did you pay my membership? 784 00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:09,518 - Yeah. - Yeah? 785 00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:11,854 You weren't here to pay it, 786 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:14,356 so I paid it for you. 'Cause I'm your friend, right? 787 00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,692 - Used your own money? - Yeah. 788 00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:19,653 - All right, I owe you for that. - You're my friend. 789 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,739 You're my friend, too. 790 00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:24,783 Any good bowlers around these days, anybody good? 791 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,120 - Just you, Billy. - All right. 792 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:32,333 - Who's the girl? - I'm his wife. 793 00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:35,920 She's not my wife. I picked her up hitchhiking. 794 00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:39,215 Five years in the joint, you don't waste any time. 795 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:40,883 You know me. 796 00:53:43,094 --> 00:53:45,429 So I'll go get my things out of the locker. 797 00:53:45,513 --> 00:53:47,890 I gave you 13. That's the one you like, right? 798 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,935 Yeah, that's my lane. I'll see you in a minute. 799 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,413 Who's that girl? 800 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,417 Just some girl, a girlfriend I had. 801 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:17,419 What happened to her? 802 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:20,214 I don't know. 803 00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:22,967 I'm a free guy. That's not my style. 804 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:26,053 I need to be free, so I let her go. 805 00:54:31,768 --> 00:54:34,019 Can I get a little room here? 806 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,480 Why don't you go sit over there? 807 00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:38,565 I need a little privacy. 808 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:52,204 Hey, Sonny? 809 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,164 Where's my ball? 810 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,458 I got it right here. 811 00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:59,044 - Let me see that. - It's all polished up. 812 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:02,089 It looks good. You did a good job. 813 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:04,800 - I'm going to go bowl. - Have a good time. 814 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,635 Thanks a lot. 815 00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:09,596 - You're my friend, right? - You bet. 816 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,640 Thanks, Sonny. 817 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:43,565 The kid is hot. You see the pro? 818 00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:58,914 Yes ! 819 00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,926 Oh ! Oh ! Oh! 820 00:57:15,306 --> 00:57:17,099 ( laughs ) 821 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:18,100 Oh! Oh ! 822 00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:26,775 You saw it, you saw it. That's right, Billy's back. 823 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,368 Come on! 824 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,082 Come on! Fuck. 825 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:45,586 Sonny, can you fix it? 826 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:50,132 - I'll get it. - Shit, I was in a groove. 827 00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:56,388 Get out of my chair. Scoot over. 828 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,806 Damn ! 829 00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:00,392 Shit. 830 00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,485 Yes ! 831 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:18,202 ( music starts ) 832 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:30,464 ♪ Call her moonchild ♪ 833 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:36,637 ♪ Dancing in the shallows of a river ♪ 834 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:44,186 ♪ Lovely moonchild ♪ 835 00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:47,356 ♪ Dreaming in the shadows ♪ 836 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,067 ♪ Of a willow ♪ 837 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:59,993 ♪ Talking to the trees of the cobweb strange ♪ 838 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:05,207 ♪ Sleeping on the steps of a fountain ♪ 839 00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:12,548 ♪ Weaving silver wands to the nightbird song ♪ 840 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:15,175 ♪ Waiting for the sun ♪ 841 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,220 ♪ On the mountain. ♪ 842 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:53,630 Stop dancing. Stop it, all right? 843 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,300 Go sit down. 844 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:13,108 ( Layla chuckles ) 845 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,485 Fuck! 846 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,447 What's so funny? Why don't you try one? 847 01:00:18,531 --> 01:00:20,657 Go ahead, try one, big shot. 848 01:00:25,663 --> 01:00:26,913 Fuck! 849 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,089 Come on, superstar. 850 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,433 Figures. 851 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,687 Can I bowl another one? 852 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,108 Go ahead. 853 01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,027 I'm going to the bathroom. 854 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:20,384 - What city, please? - Buffalo. 855 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:21,968 Yes. What listing? 856 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:25,347 Can I have the number of Scott Wood's Exotic Dancers. 857 01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:27,766 How are you spelling that? 858 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:30,394 I don't know. Wood's woo-- 859 01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:45,200 ( phone rings ) 860 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,500 Recording: Hi, you've reached Scott Wood's Solid Gold. 861 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:57,003 This is Scott Wood, the guy Buffalonians love to hate. 862 01:01:57,088 --> 01:02:00,048 Folks, I'm real sorry about that field goal I missed. 863 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:02,801 But guess what? I got some beautiful topless dancers 864 01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:05,846 here at my new nightclub, Scott Wood's Solid Gold. 865 01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,056 Come on down and check out these beautiful girls, 866 01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:10,517 stripping down for you to next to nothing. 867 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:14,354 They're gorgeous. Scott Wood's Live Solid Gold Sexotic Dancers. 868 01:02:14,439 --> 01:02:17,899 We're at Niagara and Herglenn. We'll see you here. 869 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:23,697 I'm going to kill that fucker. 870 01:02:24,782 --> 01:02:26,450 I'm going to kill him. 871 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:39,921 We have to go. 872 01:02:39,964 --> 01:02:43,175 I'm having fun. Can't I bowl one more time? 873 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,051 If you want to stay, you stay. I'm leaving. 874 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,955 Hey, come back here with me. 875 01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:17,083 - Where are we going? - I want to take some pictures. 876 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:19,461 Really? You want to take pictures with me? 877 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,004 Yeah, really. 878 01:03:21,088 --> 01:03:22,798 Wait, I've got to fix my hair. 879 01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:25,050 Don't fix your hair. This is not that kind of shit. 880 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:28,804 Don't start that shit. We're just taking simple pictures. 881 01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:31,181 This is not glamour. 882 01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:33,642 You look fine. Come on, you look fine. 883 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:40,065 - Is my hair okay? - Yeah, it looks nice. 884 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,150 - Are you sure? - Mm-mm. 885 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:44,110 It looks fine. 886 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,826 Put this in. 887 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,911 ( machine whirs ) 888 01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:57,582 Okay be ready, 'cause it's going to come soon. 889 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,209 You ready? 890 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,182 Come on, what is that? 891 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:15,725 - What? - What are you doing? 892 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:18,186 You just made me waste $2. Get up. 893 01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:20,522 - Come on. - I was making it fun. 894 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:24,985 You're missing the point. You just wasted $2. 895 01:04:25,069 --> 01:04:27,904 Get up, get up, get up. 896 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:30,365 Now listen to me. 897 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:31,992 Sit down. 898 01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:34,411 We're taking pictures for my parents. 899 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:35,871 Do you understand that? 900 01:04:35,913 --> 01:04:38,415 We're taking pictures like we're a couple, 901 01:04:38,457 --> 01:04:42,711 like we like each other, like we're husband and wife 902 01:04:42,753 --> 01:04:44,713 and we span time together. 903 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:47,048 We span time together as a couple. 904 01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:49,759 'Cause we're a loving couple, spanning time. 905 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:53,013 These photos are us in love, spanning time. 906 01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:55,557 No bullshit faces, no funny faces. 907 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:57,559 Just look like you like me. 908 01:04:57,643 --> 01:04:59,769 That's all I want. Just look like you like me. 909 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:03,023 - That's it. Can you do that? - You're so weird. 910 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,985 Fine. Let's go. 911 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:11,156 Are you going to do it or are you not going to do it? 912 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,283 I'll do my best. 913 01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:16,453 I don't want to waste more money. Just do it right. 914 01:05:16,537 --> 01:05:18,496 We're in love. We're spanning time. 915 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:20,832 Look like you like me, look like we're husband and wife. 916 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,959 - I do like you. - You know what I mean. 917 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:25,378 I mean like, you like me like you're my wife. 918 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:27,380 Like you're in love. That kind of like. 919 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:30,425 Like we're in love, spanning time. 920 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:33,261 - Just do it right, all right? - I'll do my best. 921 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,639 Don't do your best, do it right. 922 01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,599 And don't get smart. 923 01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:39,768 I don't want to waste $2. Just do it right. 924 01:05:39,852 --> 01:05:41,102 - All right. - All right. 925 01:05:41,187 --> 01:05:43,563 Look like you love me. Let's span time. 926 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:45,607 Let's span time together. 927 01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:04,376 - What are you doing? - What? 928 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,920 Don't touch me! Don't touch me. 929 01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:09,798 What do you mean? We're supposed to be husband and wife. 930 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,467 - I'm trying to make it look good. - We're a couple that doesn't touch. 931 01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:14,761 We like each other. We like each other a lot. 932 01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:18,264 And we span time together. We just don't touch each other. 933 01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:19,599 Now let's span time. 934 01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:21,851 Let's use a different color in the back. 935 01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,312 Let's do blue. This is the blue period. 936 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,189 Get up, get up. 937 01:06:26,273 --> 01:06:27,607 Don't touch me again. 938 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:30,318 Just look like you like me, and let's span time. 939 01:06:30,361 --> 01:06:32,654 All right? You got that? 940 01:06:32,738 --> 01:06:34,280 - Yes or no? - Yes. 941 01:06:34,365 --> 01:06:37,409 I don't want to waste any more money. This is my last $2. 942 01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:38,785 - Yes or no? - Yes. 943 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,870 If you don't want to do it, don't do it. 944 01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:42,038 No, I'll do it. 945 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:43,832 Let's look like we like each other, 946 01:06:43,916 --> 01:06:46,376 and span time, and do not touch me. 947 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:48,211 Do not touch me. 948 01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:50,505 Do not kiss me. 949 01:06:55,636 --> 01:06:57,345 All right, come on. 950 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:11,192 All right, good. Let's see how they are. Come on. 951 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,866 Please don't forget to send the photographs 952 01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:19,534 and the cards to my parents. 953 01:07:19,618 --> 01:07:22,162 I promise I won't forget. You can trust me. 954 01:07:22,246 --> 01:07:24,039 One every Christmas. 955 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:34,966 So I'll see you around. 956 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:38,178 Where are you going now? 957 01:08:00,993 --> 01:08:03,119 ( phone rings ) 958 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,247 - Is Scott Wood in? - Woman: No. 959 01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,792 Scott's not in. He doesn't come in till later. 960 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:11,878 - Who's calling? - Just a friend. 961 01:08:12,963 --> 01:08:16,007 - What time does he get in? - He doesn't come in until late, 962 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,885 - not before 2:00am. - What time is it now? 963 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,513 - 8:15. - He doesn't come in sooner? 964 01:08:21,597 --> 01:08:25,433 He never comes in before 2:00-2:30 and he stays till closing. 965 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:28,603 If you want to see him, come in after 2:00. 966 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,453 All right, we'll go, okay? 967 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:50,125 Why don't we just go some place, the two of us? 968 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,460 We'll get a room and we'll just lay down together, 969 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:55,296 we'll lay in a bed. You want to go some place with me? 970 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:58,133 - I do. - I've got to get a hot bath. 971 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,343 I really need to take a hot bath. 972 01:09:01,762 --> 01:09:05,014 Do you think we could stop and get a hot chocolate on the way? 973 01:09:10,062 --> 01:09:12,272 I was only kidding... 974 01:09:12,356 --> 01:09:15,567 when I said I wanted to lay down with you. 975 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,611 So don't get your hopes up. 976 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:24,868 That's too bad, 'cause I was serious when I said I wanted to. 977 01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:51,561 Do you prefer smoking or non-smoking? 978 01:09:51,645 --> 01:09:53,771 - Whatever. - Right this way. 979 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,249 Your waitress will be with you in a moment. 980 01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,339 - What can I get you? - Can I have a hot chocolate? 981 01:10:19,423 --> 01:10:20,632 Very hot. 982 01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,383 - And you, sir? - Just a glass of water. 983 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:23,593 Okay. 984 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:03,258 Hey! 985 01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:06,636 Weren't you in my third-grade class? 986 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,179 Yes. 987 01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:13,309 You remember me? Wendy Balsam? 988 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,604 I'm Wendy Balsam, too. 989 01:11:17,940 --> 01:11:19,399 Oh yeah? 990 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:23,027 What happened to you? 991 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:24,862 Didn't you get in trouble? 992 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:27,073 Didn't you go to jail or something? 993 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:28,616 Yeah, but he was innocent. 994 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:31,536 We were in the third grade together. 995 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:34,622 I think we were in class together every year. 996 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:37,000 Did you have Mrs. Dannon? 997 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:38,793 Yes, I did. 998 01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:41,671 Yeah. 999 01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:43,631 Did you live on my block? 1000 01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:47,176 Because I used to see you walk by my house every day. 1001 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:49,846 I had a friend who lived over there. 1002 01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:50,888 Oh yeah. 1003 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,099 It's strange, 'cause every time I'd look out my window, 1004 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,435 I'd see you walking by. 1005 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:04,694 This is Don. 1006 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,573 And... what's your name again? 1007 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:11,326 - Billy Brown. - Billy Brown. 1008 01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:13,453 Yeah, that's it. 1009 01:12:13,537 --> 01:12:16,706 This is Don Shanks, my fiancé. 1010 01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:19,751 How you doing, Billy? It's nice to meet you. 1011 01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:23,296 Since you guys were in school together, 1012 01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:26,299 you want to come over and sit down here for a little bit maybe? 1013 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,181 Billy: We're getting ready to leave. 1014 01:12:33,223 --> 01:12:35,058 Thanks a lot, maybe another time. 1015 01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:36,893 Sure, yeah. 1016 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,563 It was nice meeting you... again. 1017 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:45,401 That girl has the same name as me. 1018 01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:49,238 And she looks an awful lot like that photograph in your locker. 1019 01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:51,366 The hot chocolate's going to be a couple of minutes. 1020 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:53,076 Billy: We're going. Thank you, anyway. 1021 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,036 - Layla: What do you mean? - Sure. 1022 01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:58,039 You want to stay, you stay. I'm going. 1023 01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,167 Look at that girl, look at her. 1024 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,544 She's so creepy. 1025 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:07,215 She is so creepy, and you are so nice. 1026 01:13:07,299 --> 01:13:10,718 - What is that supposed to mean? - I just think... 1027 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,388 you are much too good for her. 1028 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:17,266 Don't give me no fucking bullshit, all right? 1029 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:18,726 Don't give me no bullshit. 1030 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:22,814 I don't need your pity, she's-too-good-for-me crap. 1031 01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,358 So we're going to leave 1032 01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:29,404 because you ran into someone you had a crush on in middle school? 1033 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:31,906 I'm gonna kill Scott Wood. I'm just gonna kill him. 1034 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:34,784 - What are you saying? - I'll kill the motherfucker. 1035 01:13:34,868 --> 01:13:37,662 - I'm going to kill him. - Billy. 1036 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:40,164 What are you saying? 1037 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:42,417 I'm going, okay? 1038 01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,544 Let me tell you something. 1039 01:13:44,628 --> 01:13:49,173 I don't care about you or your fucking hot chocolate. 1040 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:51,467 I don't need anybody. 1041 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:54,053 Did you hear what I said? 1042 01:13:54,138 --> 01:13:56,180 Did you hear what I said this time? 1043 01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,598 Do you want to know the truth? 1044 01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:00,059 I could have had any girl I wanted in school. 1045 01:14:00,144 --> 01:14:01,477 Any girl I wanted. 1046 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:04,397 Do you know why I didn't have a girlfriend? 1047 01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:07,191 Because there was nobody that I liked. 1048 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,694 Nobody that I liked. That's the truth. 1049 01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:11,696 I could've had anybody. 1050 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:14,615 There was nobody that I liked, because girls stink. 1051 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:15,783 They stink. 1052 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:18,911 They're evil, and they're all bad, 1053 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:20,580 all of them. 1054 01:14:20,664 --> 01:14:22,874 They're backstabbers... 1055 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,459 like you. 1056 01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:31,466 - So let's go, all right? - I'm not going. 1057 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,801 - You want to stay? - Yes. 1058 01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:37,013 You stay, all right? Fuck you. 1059 01:14:37,097 --> 01:14:39,599 - Fuck you, too. - Yeah, fuck you. 1060 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,295 Can I use the bathroom? 1061 01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:12,173 Someone stole the key. Use the one at Denny's. 1062 01:15:53,423 --> 01:15:55,550 ( sputtering ) 1063 01:16:04,017 --> 01:16:05,393 I can't-- 1064 01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:16,862 I don't want to live. 1065 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,489 Don't want to live. 1066 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,643 Hey. 1067 01:16:50,397 --> 01:16:52,106 I'm sorry. 1068 01:16:54,526 --> 01:16:56,611 Can we just go out of here? 1069 01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,157 What about the hot chocolate? 1070 01:17:02,242 --> 01:17:04,327 I really want you to come with me. 1071 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:06,662 I want to get away from that witch over there. 1072 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:08,372 ( Layla sniffles ) 1073 01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:11,417 Okay. 1074 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:14,629 - Okay? - Okay. 1075 01:17:36,693 --> 01:17:39,070 So you want to go get a room now? 1076 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:41,322 You can take a bath, you'll feel better. 1077 01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:52,833 Okay, we got time. 1078 01:18:20,862 --> 01:18:22,405 ( rings bell ) 1079 01:18:24,157 --> 01:18:25,991 We need a room for one night. 1080 01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:27,952 - How many nights? - One night. 1081 01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:31,706 Here, fill this out. 1082 01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:38,170 Rooms are $29.99 plus tax. Comes to $34.50. 1083 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,674 I need a license and cash or a credit card. 1084 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:45,720 What really happened with you and Wendy Balsam? 1085 01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:48,556 You've been so quiet all night. 1086 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,892 - I don't want to talk about it. - I'm not jealous. 1087 01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:53,894 I just wondered... 1088 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,773 I told you I don't want to talk about it. 1089 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,612 Checkout time is at 11:00am and there's no smoking in the room. 1090 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:29,054 ( runs water ) 1091 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:50,201 Don't sit on this bedspread, 1092 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:53,162 it's disgusting. Let's take this off. 1093 01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:00,085 These are dirty. 1094 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,449 Billy: I'm cold. 1095 01:20:45,632 --> 01:20:48,133 You never went out with Wendy Balsam, did you? 1096 01:20:52,138 --> 01:20:54,014 I told you I did. 1097 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:11,407 I knew her since I was in kindergarten. 1098 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,704 She was in my class. 1099 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,207 I remember... 1100 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,711 I hated school so much. 1101 01:21:25,088 --> 01:21:27,089 I just-- 1102 01:21:27,173 --> 01:21:29,633 I didn't like to wake up. 1103 01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:34,555 The first day I went to school... 1104 01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:39,894 I just remember I was crying and screaming. 1105 01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:41,645 My mother... 1106 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:43,772 she had to drag me there. 1107 01:21:46,192 --> 01:21:48,986 And then when I got into class... 1108 01:21:49,070 --> 01:21:51,238 that's when I saw her. 1109 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:57,912 And I remember just... 1110 01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:03,250 staring at her and I started thinking things. 1111 01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:08,714 I was very young, but I was imagining kissing her 1112 01:22:08,798 --> 01:22:10,716 and marrying her. 1113 01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,597 I just thought about her every day, 1114 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,766 all the time. 1115 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:21,435 And then school time would go by fast. 1116 01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:26,231 And sometimes I would see her in church. 1117 01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:29,485 And I hated church, too. 1118 01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:31,820 And if I saw her in church... 1119 01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:35,240 it was good because then... 1120 01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:37,409 time went by really fast. 1121 01:22:39,412 --> 01:22:41,789 Did she know that you liked her? 1122 01:22:47,671 --> 01:22:49,046 No. 1123 01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:52,466 She would just-- 1124 01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:58,555 she would just tell me to stop staring at her all the time... 1125 01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:01,850 mocking me out. 1126 01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:04,645 "Take a picture, why don't you?" 1127 01:23:08,525 --> 01:23:11,485 Did you ever have any other girlfriends? 1128 01:23:18,034 --> 01:23:19,743 No. 1129 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,662 Just her. 1130 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,428 - ( water runs) - I'm gonna fill up the whole tub. 1131 01:23:38,888 --> 01:23:40,514 My father used to make us fill up the tub 1132 01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:43,017 with just, like, an inch of hot water. 1133 01:23:43,101 --> 01:23:45,352 That's all we were allowed to use. 1134 01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:47,229 He was so cheap. 1135 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:25,267 Billy? Are you in the tub yet? 1136 01:24:25,351 --> 01:24:26,769 Why? 1137 01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:29,730 Can I come and sit in there with you? 1138 01:24:29,814 --> 01:24:31,982 I don't want to be out here alone. 1139 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,400 I'm cold. 1140 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:35,861 I'm in the tub, all right? 1141 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:38,155 I don't want anybody coming in here. 1142 01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:41,533 I just want to sit in the bathroom with you. 1143 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:44,369 I don't want to be out here. I'm cold. 1144 01:24:44,454 --> 01:24:46,413 I don't want to be here. 1145 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:49,458 No, you can't. I'm in the tub. 1146 01:24:49,542 --> 01:24:51,418 I won't look. 1147 01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:54,671 Please just let me come in and talk to you. 1148 01:24:59,594 --> 01:25:01,136 Hold on. 1149 01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:08,936 You can come in, but don't look at me. 1150 01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:12,231 If you look at me one time, I'll throw you out of the room. 1151 01:25:12,315 --> 01:25:14,316 All right, I promise I won't look. 1152 01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:27,830 Don't look. 1153 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,338 You look like a little boy in the bathtub. 1154 01:25:36,422 --> 01:25:38,632 - What did I just tell you? - I'm not looking, 1155 01:25:38,716 --> 01:25:40,467 I'm just imagining. 1156 01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,429 - Just don't look. - I'm not. 1157 01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:51,687 Billy, I'm freezing. Can I get in the tub with you? 1158 01:25:51,771 --> 01:25:54,940 No, I just-- you see how you start? 1159 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:57,901 Didn't you say you just want to come and sit in here? 1160 01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:00,112 I want to be in the tub alone. 1161 01:26:00,196 --> 01:26:01,989 Turn your head away, don't look at me. 1162 01:26:02,073 --> 01:26:04,408 But I'm freezing, Billy. 1163 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:06,285 I'm sorry. 1164 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,915 Why? 1165 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,917 Because I want to be in here alone. 1166 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:16,044 I don't take baths with people. 1167 01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:31,185 Can we get out of the bathtub? 1168 01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:34,354 You want to? 1169 01:26:36,774 --> 01:26:38,483 Can you go first? 1170 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:42,029 Okay. 1171 01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:07,836 Layla: Where are you going? 1172 01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:14,468 I'm just gonna go get a cup of coffee. 1173 01:31:14,510 --> 01:31:15,677 You want something? 1174 01:31:17,513 --> 01:31:19,014 Yeah. 1175 01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:20,974 Can I have a hot chocolate? 1176 01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:22,893 Okay, I'll get it. 1177 01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:26,229 When are you coming back? 1178 01:31:28,357 --> 01:31:30,484 Five minutes. What do you mean? 1179 01:31:30,526 --> 01:31:32,569 I'm coming right back. 1180 01:31:34,155 --> 01:31:36,573 I just have this feeling you're not gonna come back. 1181 01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:47,209 I just told you I'm coming back. I'll be back in five minutes. 1182 01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:50,795 I'll get you a hot chocolate. 1183 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:53,173 I really like you. 1184 01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:56,092 I'm gonna be really sad if you don't come back, 1185 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,844 unless you tell me. 1186 01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:00,180 If you're not going to come back, just tell me, 1187 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:02,390 don't lie to me. 1188 01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:05,477 Are you going to come back or not? 1189 01:32:05,561 --> 01:32:08,021 If you don't want me to go, I won't go. 1190 01:32:08,064 --> 01:32:12,609 - I won't get a hot chocolate. - If you want coffee, go get coffee. 1191 01:32:12,693 --> 01:32:16,988 - Just come back. - I told you I'm coming back. 1192 01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:26,122 - Can I get a kiss goodbye? - No. 1193 01:32:27,416 --> 01:32:29,543 Don't-- 1194 01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:32,254 don't start trouble, 1195 01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:35,298 don't start evil. 1196 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,050 I didn't say I'd give you a kiss. 1197 01:32:37,134 --> 01:32:38,927 I said I'd get you a hot chocolate. 1198 01:32:40,263 --> 01:32:41,763 So I'm going to go. 1199 01:32:42,848 --> 01:32:44,599 Can I have a hug? 1200 01:32:46,852 --> 01:32:48,645 Oh man. 1201 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,360 Let me just shake hands. 1202 01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:37,110 Remember you promised you'd come back. 1203 01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:43,325 - I promise. - Billy... 1204 01:33:43,409 --> 01:33:46,119 I just want you to know... 1205 01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:49,039 I think... 1206 01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:51,625 you're the sweetest guy in the world. 1207 01:33:53,544 --> 01:33:55,545 And the most handsome. 1208 01:34:06,015 --> 01:34:07,766 And I love you. 1209 01:35:35,104 --> 01:35:37,063 ( phone rings ) 1210 01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:50,410 Billy: Goon, it's me. 1211 01:35:51,495 --> 01:35:53,538 I just called to tell you that I was sorry 1212 01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:56,207 - for yelling at you before. - Yeah? 1213 01:35:56,292 --> 01:35:59,252 Well, you're always yelling at me. 1214 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,089 I wanted to tell you I'm sorry... 1215 01:36:04,925 --> 01:36:08,762 and to say thank you for sending me the raisins. 1216 01:36:08,846 --> 01:36:11,264 Goon: I sent you raisins, Billy. 1217 01:36:11,348 --> 01:36:14,559 I found a little box for them, and I sent them to you. 1218 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,770 You're not... 1219 01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:18,271 very nice to me. 1220 01:36:18,355 --> 01:36:20,690 I don't know if I want to be friends with you 1221 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:24,360 - if you're going to yell at me. - I understand, Goon. 1222 01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:28,239 Please, I asked you already, don't call me Goon. 1223 01:36:28,324 --> 01:36:30,116 I asked you not to call me Goon. 1224 01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:33,787 - My name is Rocky. - I meant to say Rocky. 1225 01:36:33,829 --> 01:36:35,830 I was going to call you Rocky, okay? 1226 01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,792 I called because I want 1227 01:36:38,834 --> 01:36:40,835 to give you the combination... 1228 01:36:40,878 --> 01:36:44,005 to my locker at the bowling alley. 1229 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,383 You want to give me the combination? 1230 01:36:47,468 --> 01:36:51,262 - Why, Billy? - You know my good luck pen? 1231 01:36:51,347 --> 01:36:54,140 I want you to have my good luck pen. 1232 01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:57,310 I left it in there for you. 1233 01:36:58,604 --> 01:37:01,189 You can have my bowling ball. 1234 01:37:01,273 --> 01:37:03,399 You can have all my things. 1235 01:37:03,484 --> 01:37:05,443 I don't want your things. 1236 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:07,320 I don't want your things. Those are your things. 1237 01:37:07,404 --> 01:37:11,491 - Why're you giving away your stuff? - I want you to-- 1238 01:37:11,575 --> 01:37:13,284 you're my best friend. 1239 01:37:15,204 --> 01:37:18,248 I'm really sorry that I always yell at you and stuff. 1240 01:37:19,416 --> 01:37:21,251 'Cause you've... 1241 01:37:22,586 --> 01:37:25,004 been a good friend to me. 1242 01:37:25,047 --> 01:37:27,382 You sent me those raisins. 1243 01:37:27,466 --> 01:37:30,009 Goon: Are you going to do bad things? 1244 01:37:30,094 --> 01:37:32,095 Is that why you're giving me your stuff? 1245 01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:34,055 No. ( sniffles ) 1246 01:37:35,182 --> 01:37:37,559 I was kidding about Scott Wood. 1247 01:37:38,727 --> 01:37:41,354 I don't really care about that anymore. 1248 01:37:43,065 --> 01:37:44,858 I've got a big job. 1249 01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:46,359 I really have... 1250 01:37:48,153 --> 01:37:51,072 to work for a long time. I'll be away. 1251 01:37:52,616 --> 01:37:55,702 I want to give you the combination, okay? 1252 01:37:55,786 --> 01:37:56,911 32... 1253 01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:00,039 17... 1254 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:02,000 21 . 1255 01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:08,673 - You're my best friend, okay? - Billy. Please-- 1256 01:41:35,255 --> 01:41:36,672 Jan: Run, run, run! 1257 01:41:36,757 --> 01:41:40,218 Tackle him, tackle him, tackle him ! 1258 01:41:41,637 --> 01:41:43,596 Oh no! 1259 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:47,850 Jan. 1260 01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:50,019 Jan, it's 2:00, you know? 1261 01:41:50,104 --> 01:41:52,605 It's 2:00. I'm getting the shakes out here, 1262 01:41:52,689 --> 01:41:55,233 and I'm starving. Can we get something to eat? 1263 01:41:56,318 --> 01:41:58,444 - All right, honey. - You hungry? 1264 01:41:58,487 --> 01:42:00,446 - Yeah. - So am I. 1265 01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:32,288 Hey. Forget it. 1266 01:43:32,372 --> 01:43:34,790 Did you hear what I said? Forget it. 1267 01:43:34,875 --> 01:43:36,876 You cannot have anything in my locker. 1268 01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:39,295 I take it all back. I took everything back. 1269 01:43:39,379 --> 01:43:43,591 You heard me, I'm taking it back. So stay away from my locker. 1270 01:43:43,675 --> 01:43:45,801 And if I find out you go near my locker, 1271 01:43:45,886 --> 01:43:48,346 I'll give you a karate chop right in the head. 1272 01:43:49,806 --> 01:43:52,683 Guess what? Guess what happened today? 1273 01:43:52,768 --> 01:43:55,061 I got a girl. 1274 01:43:55,145 --> 01:43:58,147 I got a girl. There's a girl who loves me. 1275 01:43:58,232 --> 01:44:00,566 And she's very pretty, and she's very nice, 1276 01:44:00,651 --> 01:44:03,361 and she loves me. So what do you think of that? 1277 01:44:03,445 --> 01:44:06,864 So stay away from my locker, I take all my things back. 1278 01:44:06,949 --> 01:44:09,367 I saw Wood today. 1279 01:44:09,451 --> 01:44:12,203 I'm at the strip joint. 1280 01:44:12,287 --> 01:44:14,580 This place is crazy. 1281 01:44:14,665 --> 01:44:17,458 He seems like a nice guy, too. 1282 01:44:17,542 --> 01:44:20,044 He really is just like... 1283 01:44:20,087 --> 01:44:22,755 a normal guy. 1284 01:44:22,798 --> 01:44:25,925 Remember, we used to like Wood. 1285 01:44:25,968 --> 01:44:29,220 He kicked good that season. He was good that whole season. 1286 01:44:29,304 --> 01:44:31,430 He kicked good all year. 1287 01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,599 He missed one measly field goal, 1288 01:44:33,684 --> 01:44:35,935 and everybody's against him. 1289 01:44:35,978 --> 01:44:38,646 Who told me to bet on Buffalo? Buffalo stunk all year. 1290 01:44:38,730 --> 01:44:40,648 They gave the Giants that game. 1291 01:44:40,732 --> 01:44:42,608 If it wasn't for Wood, they would've lost 1292 01:44:42,651 --> 01:44:44,485 three or four other games that year. 1293 01:44:45,570 --> 01:44:47,363 What? 1294 01:44:47,447 --> 01:44:49,824 I'm telling you the truth. I'm here. 1295 01:44:49,908 --> 01:44:51,284 No. 1296 01:44:51,368 --> 01:44:53,744 Anyway, listen, I'll give you a call tomorrow. 1297 01:44:53,829 --> 01:44:56,956 I've got to go. My girlfriend's waiting for me. 1298 01:45:19,771 --> 01:45:22,273 - How you doing? - Okay. 1299 01:45:22,357 --> 01:45:25,151 - You have hot chocolate, right? - We sure do. 1300 01:45:25,235 --> 01:45:27,194 - Is it hot? - It's hot. 1301 01:45:27,279 --> 01:45:30,156 Give me a hot chocolate to go, a large one. 1302 01:45:30,198 --> 01:45:32,825 Okay, hot chocolate to go-- large. 1303 01:45:32,868 --> 01:45:36,203 - Make it good, a good one. - It'll be good. 1304 01:45:41,084 --> 01:45:43,419 Let me have one of these-- 1305 01:45:43,503 --> 01:45:45,338 let me have a heart cookie, too. 1306 01:45:45,380 --> 01:45:46,964 That's nice. 1307 01:45:47,049 --> 01:45:48,799 How much are the heart cookies? 1308 01:45:48,884 --> 01:45:51,635 Heart cookies? 95 cents. 1309 01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:53,346 - 95? - Right. 1310 01:45:53,430 --> 01:45:56,223 - You got a girlfriend? - Yeah. 1311 01:45:56,308 --> 01:45:58,434 I'm going to buy one for him. 1312 01:45:58,518 --> 01:46:01,312 For your girlfriend. Don't chomp on it yourself. 1313 01:46:01,396 --> 01:46:03,147 Save it for her. 1314 01:46:03,190 --> 01:46:04,899 Clerk: He's got a heart cookie coming. 1315 01:46:04,983 --> 01:46:06,942 - Billy: Who made those? - We make them right here. 1316 01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:08,861 That's very nice-- a heart cookie. 1317 01:46:08,904 --> 01:46:11,113 - Who thought of the heart? - I don't know. 1318 01:46:11,198 --> 01:46:13,866 Somebody who was romantic. 1319 01:46:15,327 --> 01:46:18,371 - All right, what do I owe you? - Okay, let's see... 1320 01:46:20,207 --> 01:46:22,958 Go easy. Easy, easy, easy... 1321 01:46:25,379 --> 01:46:27,338 Four bucks on the nose. 1322 01:46:27,422 --> 01:46:29,298 - Four bucks. - Four bucks. 1323 01:46:29,383 --> 01:46:31,342 - Four bucks. - That's right, 1324 01:46:31,426 --> 01:46:34,512 - including his. - Yeah, right. 1325 01:46:34,596 --> 01:46:36,639 Four... 1326 01:46:36,723 --> 01:46:39,809 and here, this is for you, because-- 1327 01:46:39,893 --> 01:46:42,228 I don't know why, just take it. 1328 01:46:42,270 --> 01:46:43,938 - Okay. - Thanks a lot. 1329 01:46:44,022 --> 01:46:46,232 I'll see you guys later. You got your cookie here. 1330 01:46:46,316 --> 01:46:48,859 Before you leave, take it for your girlfriend. 1331 01:46:48,944 --> 01:46:50,986 - All right, thanks. - Bye-bye. 1332 01:46:58,703 --> 01:47:04,625 ♪ She brings the sunshine to a rainy afternoon ♪ 1333 01:47:04,709 --> 01:47:11,424 ♪ She puts the sweetness in and stirs it with a spoon ♪ 1334 01:47:11,466 --> 01:47:17,972 ♪ She watches for my moods and never brings me down ♪ 1335 01:47:18,056 --> 01:47:24,061 ♪ She puts the sweetness in all around ♪ 1336 01:47:24,146 --> 01:47:30,943 ♪ She knows just what to say to make me feel so good inside ♪ 1337 01:47:36,825 --> 01:47:45,458 ♪ And when I'm all alone, I feel I don't want to hide ♪ 1338 01:47:56,553 --> 01:48:02,600 ♪ Today she brought me in and told me where she'd been ♪ 1339 01:48:02,684 --> 01:48:09,231 ♪ She put my mind at rest and put the sweetness in ♪ 1340 01:48:09,316 --> 01:48:15,488 ♪ I'll ask her for some time to go and look around ♪ 1341 01:48:15,530 --> 01:48:22,161 ♪ She puts the sweetness in with a sound ♪ 1342 01:48:22,204 --> 01:48:28,918 ♪ She knows just what to say to make a sunny day ♪ 1343 01:48:34,716 --> 01:48:42,932 ♪ And when I'm all alone, I really don't feel that way ♪ 1344 01:48:43,016 --> 01:48:49,438 ♪ Tell me how would you feel with no world of your own? ♪ 1345 01:48:49,523 --> 01:48:55,194 ♪ And nobody to hold, I just can't see the way ♪ 1346 01:48:55,237 --> 01:48:58,447 ♪ I'm so glad it's today ♪ 1347 01:48:58,532 --> 01:49:04,119 ♪ And you're here, you're here. ♪