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[MOTOR REVVING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SIREN WAILING]
DOCK WORKERS: [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
What the hell are you doing here?
We've got a problem with a stowaway.
CHOW: What do you mean?
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Right on time.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
[GUNS FIRING]
[SPLASHING]
Call off the search in Hong Kong.
Toby Wong just hit Fresco.
[SINGING] Maybe I love you.
He wonders how can he keep her.
As a [INAUDIBLE].
Sounds like this early morning drinking's turning
into a career for you, Malik.
Yeah, but the pay sucks, Joey.
So do the tips, my friend.
So do the tips.
Here.
A solid breakfast is important.
MALIK: [SINGING] Life is simplified.
She loves him so.
Help you?
[SINGING] He wonders how can--
Here.
You know, the only reason I open up so early
is to keep your out of work ass off the streets.
Now I have customers.
Well, why don't you tell your customers
about the importance of a good breakfast and leave me alone.
Let me write, OK?
Please, Joe.
Like I said, my time is coming.
Look out that door.
Look out there.
What do you see?
My time, right out that door.
And I'm gonna take you with me, because you
can sing a little bit, right?
Just like Johnny fucking Cash, baby.
Johnny fucking Cash.
That's all I need.
Hey, you look like a music lover.
Check it out.
Hit song right there.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GUNS FIRING]
VIC: Check the back.
CRONY: Right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GUNS FIRING]
Shoot his legs.
[GUNS FIRING]
[GUN COCKING]
Ah, shit, shit, shit.
Shit.
Put the gun down or he's dead.
Come on, man, let's talk this out like gentlemen.
This is between you and me.
Like gentlemen, please.
Shut up.
Put the gun down.
[SIREN WAILING]
Now he's running out of time.
We'll pick this up later.
- Freeze. - Freeze.
Hey.
I've got a wife and a family and kids and everything.
Thank god you're here.
You move any closer and I'll kill him.
Kill me? What are you--
Shut up!
Back off.
Hey, just be cool, man.
Just let him go.
We don't want to see anybody else get hurt.
Just put the gun down.
You follow me, he dies.
VIC: Oh my god, oh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Come on, let's go.
We are going.
This ain't the Batmobile, man.
Want me to through a rod?
It's an old car.
Just drive.
Look out!
[HORN HONKING]
Oh, my paint.
Baby, I'm-- - The paint?
You're gonna get us killed.
Easy, easy.
Did I scare you? I'm sorry.
Did I put your life in danger?
Shit.
Shit is right.
I'm not the bad guy, OK?
What?
Just relax and drive.
Relax?
Relax and drive with a--
what did do?
What did I do to deserve this shit?
Look, I'm not gonna hurt you. You just keep driving.
OK.
Oh, hey, man, anything you say goes.
You're the boss.
Boss man.
Hey, easy. Easy, cousin.
Easy cousin.
I'm just going for my cigarettes.
Cigarettes, see?
[INAUDIBLE] Oh, that's raisins.
Cigarettes.
Cigarettes, cousin.
Easy.
Smoke?
Those things'll kill you.
Don't smoke in the car.
I'm sorry--
You don't want me to smoke in my car?
Can I open a window and smoke?
Oh, this is fucking beautiful.
This is fucking beautiful.
You know what? You're right.
I'm going to quit.
I don't know who died and left you Surgeon General,
but you're absolutely right.
I'm going to quit. Tell me something.
Tell me one thing.
How long do I have to put up with this shit?
Where are we going?
Los Angeles.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Los Angeles?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Excuse me, Yosemite Sam.
Wong.
Toby Wong.
[INAUDIBLE] Malik Brody.
Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you.
Do me a favor, man.
Find some other brother with a better car,
kidnap him, and make him put the miles on his car.
I can't do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm sorry, but you don't have a choice.
All right.
That's typical.
That is so typical.
You know, you just fresh off the boat,
kidnap the first brother you see,
and force him to be your chauffeur.
You don't look like Miss Daisy.
I shouldn't be driving you no fucking where.
Shut up.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[LAUGHTER]
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
In English.
Vic Madison for Mr. Lau.
One moment.
MAN [ON TV]: Your final diagnosis, Dr. Walter.
[BURP]
What's that, Walter?
Pancreatic cancer?
MR.LAU [ON PHONE]: Mr. Madison.
Judging by your expression, you have
unfortunate news to convey.
VIC: Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Mr. Lau.
No one pulls the wool over your eyes.
MR. LAU [ON PHONE]: You haven't recovered our property?
Nope.
MR LAU [ON PHONE]: I'm disappointed.
No shit.
Your arrogance never ceases to amaze me.
Now, I don't know about arrogance, Mr. Lau,
but I do know that I enjoy my work.
An object you've lost is about to supply me
with a sizable amount of pleasure.
MR. LAU [ON PHONE]: If you knew that you
would be held responsible if the competition acquired
this object--
Now, Mr. Lau, I have been a faithful employee
and you know that.
Even as we speak, action is taking
place to recover your object.
There's no need for threats.
Of course not.
Leung Corporation.
Have a nice day.
[BURP]
Sayonara, shithead.
Must be nice being married to the boss's daughter.
Walter, you've just saved the life of the president's son.
[LAUGHTER]
MAN [ON TV]: I'm gonna go see how Longmire's doing in prep.
VIC: Would you turn that shit off?
Must be a routine DUI stop.
In the middle of the day?
Don't do anything stupid.
[KNOCKS ON WINDOW]
Howdy. OFFICER 1: Sir.
Huh?
OFFICER 1: Can I see your license, your registration,
and proof of insurance, please?
Yes, you may, officer.
Yes, you may.
I got that right here.
Here you go, here you go.
Here you go.
Can I have your name, sir?
[INAUDIBLE].
OFFICER 1: Can you step out of the car, please?
Me? Yes.
Yes, sir, I will be glad to.
- Freeze, asshole! - Hey!
OFFICER 2: Hey! - What?
Get your hands out of the window
where I can see them now!
Nice and slow.
Out of the window!
Yeah, yeah, [INAUDIBLE].
I know the routine, OK?
So let's not get too rough.
OFFICER 2: Get out!
Up against the car.
Turn around, get your hands behind your head.
- [INAUDIBLE] - Shut up!
[INAUDIBLE]
Hands behind your head.
[INAUDIBLE]
I'm not the one.
He's the one!
I'm the kidnapee.
He's the kidnapper.
OFFICER 1: You're under arrest.
Under arrest?
I'm a fucking hostage, man!
What are you talking about?
This motherfucker shot 30 people in a bar.
Tell him!
Say something, motherfucker. Say something.
Hey, knock it off!
Tell him how you just shot 30 people in a bar.
You have the right to remain silent!
Anything you say can and will be held against you.
MALIK: You bozos. - That's enough.
That's enough.
Let's go.
What about that big ass gun he got?
Yeah, put him face down like they do the brothers in Watts.
Uh-oh.
Hey, man, thought we was going to the police station?
End of the road.
MALIK: Please, what happened?
They cut the funding for the highway patrol or something?
OFFICER 1: Got special instructions.
Nothing personal.
I knew these guys weren't real cops, man.
Real cops.
Real dirty.
[SMACK]
Whoa, you better slow your roll, big fella.
This is the original five fingers of death right here.
Aren't they all.
See ya.
I've got a funny feeling we're going
to see some familiar faces.
Funny fee-- Well, your definition of funny and mine
must be completely different, 'cause I
don't see a damn thing funny.
He-he.
VIC: Mr. Wong.
Face to face again.
You have become one festering boil on my ass, turbo drive.
Hi. Excuse me.
Hey, man.
I don't know you and you don't know me,
and I don't know what you want, and I really don't give a damn.
I got a mission to get home and catch videos of--
Hey, Bob Marley, quit your wailing.
This gravel pit puts me in mind of that little trip we took
to Kentucky a few years back.
Was that when we took out the governor?
Uh-uh, that was New Mexico.
Kentucky was the VP of Psychoplasmics.
You remember that roast chicken we ate?
Hot damn that was good.
Them little garlic taters.
Just shoot us, Madison.
Don't bore us to death.
No-- whoa, whoa, whoa, Madison.
Just shoot him.
OK?
I enjoy chicken as much as the next man.
A man after my own heart.
Yeah.
Hey, you ever been to Popeye's Chicken?
- Popeye's? - Yeah.
Real spicy, spicy recipe.
Extra spicy.
It'll flip your wig, cousin.
VIC: You don't say?
- Yeah. - Kill this guy.
[GUN COCKING]
[GUNSHOT]
[GROANS]
Ow!
[SHOUTS]
Ow!
What are you do-- what [INAUDIBLE]??
Let's go.
Oh, [INAUDIBLE].
[INAUDIBLE] Ah!
Would you make up your mind?
Just follow me.
[GUNSHOTS]
Look, [INAUDIBLE],, kill the big guy, not the little guy.
You remember "Sesame Street?"
You remember that?
That whole big little thing was explained pretty damn well,
wasn't it? Yeah.
Shoot the big guy in the head, little guy in the legs.
Are you with me on this?
Yeah.
[GUN COCKING]
[SHOUTS]
Wait!
[GUNSHOTS]
Come on!
[GROANS]
[INAUDIBLE] son of a bitch!
Toby, shoot him!
[GUNSHOTS]
Come on, Madison.
Shoot me.
Do it.
[GRUNT]
VIC: It ain't so bad.
[SCREAM]
Oh!
Look out!
Let's go.
[GROANS]
Bucket!
Come on.
What'd you want the bucket for?
[GUNSHOTS]
Where are you going?
- We're going down. - What?
I ain't going down there. - We're going!
It's suicide! Can we talk about it?
Tell me on the way down. [SCREAMS]
VIC: Goddamn.
God.
My back.
[GROANS]
Man, I hope those asshole cops didn't take my car,
or it's gonna be a real short trip.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on.
My side! My side!
My side!
My side.
[GUNSHOTS]
[SCREAM]
Goddamn it, he messed my suit up.
Fuck!
Fuck me, man!
How do I get involved in--
How did I get involved in this, man?
Are you OK?
OK?
I'm in one piece, motherfucker, but OK is something
I ain't been since we met.
It's time for you to download some information to me, man.
Tell me something.
Why are those guys trying to kill me more than they're
trying to kill you?
Huh?
They're not supposed to kill me.
I'm too valuable to them.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
MALIK: Valuable?
Val-- Oh, yeah, you're about a penny a pound
as far as I'm concerned.
If you so fucking precious, why did you kidnap me?
Why did you get me involved in this?
I know I'm good looking, but damn!
This is look like-- like, shit on Malik week.
I really don't think it's a good time to stop the car.
If we could just keep driving a little--
You don't think? You don't think?
Well, think back, dumb ass.
They took your gun.
So I'm not afraid anymore, unless you
plan to slit my throat with a paper
napkin, which is all we've got.
You better start talking.
I want to know why we're being chased.
And you better tell me before them wild
motherfuckers catch up with us.
Have you ever heard the term, "bio engine?"
Yeah, that sound like Beaver Cleaver saying fire engine.
No, it's high-tech slang.
It means biological energy module.
I have one in my chest.
Really?
Wow, that's a pretty amazing coincidence, Toby,
because I have one in my ass.
Yeah.
I have a little brown one in my ass.
Come on, man. I want to know the truth.
We ain't got time to bullshit.
I used to work for the government in Hong Kong,
after the Red Chinese took over in '97.
They put one of these things in me--
like a prototype.
I'm here because I heard that there
there's a corporation in LA--
ConTech-- that wants to buy the implant.
All I have to do is get down there, deliver it to them,
and they will pay me $5 million for it.
$5 million?
And, of course, the, uh--
the Red Chinese, they don't want you to sell it.
Uh-huh.
Tell me something.
Does everybody live happily ever after at the end
of this fairy tale?
Look, I'll make you a deal.
Oh, please, Monty Hall, no deals.
TOBY: No, no, no, listen. - No deals.
TOBY: All you do is, you help me get to LA.
I'll give you half the money.
What do you say?
I say, we go to my house, we get a ha--
half the money, like $2,500,000 half the money?
TOBY: Exactly.
It's not enough?
- No. - No?
- I mean, yeah. - Yeah.
I mean, no.
Hey, would you cut it out?
Don't do that Bugs Bunny stuff with me, all right?
Just no.
We're not-- no!
Absolutely not.
I mean, I can't.
Do you expect me to believe this fire engine story?
TOBY: Bio engine. Biological energy module.
MALIK: Fire engine! TOBY: Go fast.
MALIK: Fire engine!
Whatever!
This is your house?
Not exactly.
Look, I've only been a barfly since I lost my job.
And my wife.
And my house.
Come on.
Yeah, look at that.
That super scientifical hard stuff-- it ain't so bad.
[INAUDIBLE] cutting.
[GARAGE DOOR OPENING]
What the hell are you doing here?
Uh, uh, well--
CAROLYN: What the hell is going on?
Take it easy, Carolyn.
I can explain.
This guy here, he kidnapped me.
But now he's gonna let me go.
Oh my god.
Are you in trouble with the law?
No.
I'm not.
I'm-- I'm good.
But, uh-- but he's on some other shit.
They're gonna fry his ass.
You don't want to know--
Why aren't you at work?
I had to meet a deadline.
I was at work all night.
All night?
So wait a minute-- that means you left Bria with the asshole?
- His name is Steve. - Oh, I'm sorry--
How many times do I have to tell you?
--the asshole part is silent.
You know what?
That's a real nice Kmart family portrait old Steve paid for.
That's a nice portrait.
But it ain't his family.
At least he's a grown up.
Oh, he's a fucking cheeseburger.
- He works for a living. - He's a cheeseburger.
A cheeseburger?
Yes!
A nasty, fat, coagulating-around-your-heart,
not-good-for-you cheeseburger.
And you know what?
I don't think you like this Steve guy
as much as you pretend to.
You know why?
Why?
Because you didn't hit me when I called him a cheeseburger.
And the only nice thing you can say about him is he's
a grown up.
That's better than being an aimless, irresponsible fool.
That's right, a fool.
Look, I can't have you around here.
I-- I just want you to saw your handcuffs off,
do whatever you gotta do, and leave.
Carolyn.
Please.
[SIGH]
I hate this Steve guy.
Me too.
God!
Thank you, but that shit I did not need.
Once I get you to the bus station,
man, I'm dropping you off, and I'm
finding me a new favorite bar.
I don't need this.
And she leaves my kid with that asshole.
God.
What is this, man?
I can't understand-- women make me sick.
Ah, man.
Leaves my kid with the asshole, man.
TOBY: How long have you been divorced?
MALIK: What?
TOBY: I think she still loves you.
MALIK: Oh, you do?
TOBY: I do.
I think, uh--
I think you should go catch your bus.
Come on, man.
Give me one. For old times' sake.
Come on.
Don't hurt me, now. Ah!
You hit so hard, you bad ass.
Take care of yourself, man.
[DOOR SHUTTING]
[SIGH]
Man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
She still loves you.
And I love you, man.
Stay fruity, man.
Don't twist any ankles.
Don't pull any groins.
MAN: [INAUDIBLE]
Let's get out of here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
He's going to have to handle them.
I can't do [INAUDIBLE].
I can't.
No, I can't.
[ENGINE REVVING]
ANNOUNCER: Bus number 22 [INAUDIBLE]
[CHATTER]
[INTENSE ROCK MUSIC]
MAN: Hey, what's going on?
[SCREAMS]
Come on!
Don't look all confused!
Shit, she might love me a little bit more with $2.5 million
in my pocket.
Oh!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[HORN HONKING]
[MUSIC - INTELLECT, "WHERE'S THE PARTY AT"]
[SINGING] Testing, one, two, one, two.
Can you hear me? Now pick up the pace.
I'm [INAUDIBLE].
Watch me as I come around, tell me how you like my sound.
Jammin', slammin', you know what I'm talking about.
If I got the hype, then the hype is in the crowd.
Where's the party at? Ho!
Ho!
I said, where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hit 'em up with [INAUDIBLE]..
Where's the party at?
Ho!
I said, where's the party at? Ho!
Where's the party at? Ho!
So I can hype 'em up. Are you down?
Yeah, we with that. Go!
Go!
Yeah. Go!
Go! Yeah.
Go!
Yeah.
Time to get a [INAUDIBLE].
Mr. Lau, Mr. Chow is here.
Sir.
How was your trip?
I-- Excuse me?
A long, miserable flight, made short and pleasant
by new technology.
Yes, sir.
A very pleasant flight.
A pleasant flight.
You failed to capture Toby Wong, and yet you
had a pleasant trip.
That is not what I meant, sir.
The Leung Cooperation advanced model.
What Toby Wong could have been.
Again, new technology capable of turning
a long, miserable death into a short, not-quite-pleasant one.
[GASP]
[GURGLING]
Prepare a group of our finest.
You're going hunting.
Hey, man.
Ay, man. Talk to me.
Tell me about China.
Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on over there?
What-- What do you mean?
I mean, is it like, you know, guys running up to each other
on the street talking about, huh, your Kung Fu is pretty
useless, as well as obsolete.
You insult me, you bastard.
Prepare to die.
Not a whole lot.
No.
Really?
You know, I would've thought that--
I mean, a lot of people have some sort of martial arts
training, but you don't see much [INAUDIBLE] going
on in restaurants or anything.
Mm.
That's funny, the image that Americans have of China
is that, you know, it's a country full of people
with little tiny feet, and they run around and kick the shit
out of each other every day.
Well, that's the same image we have of America,
except you guys have big feet and you
kick the shit out of each other less gracefully.
I can see there.
[POP]
Oh, shit!
Oh, man.
What next?
Hey, I think we blew a hose.
We're going to have to make a stop.
There's a little town coming up.
We can get a motel room.
You can sleep, I'll fix the car.
But I thought we decided on the safe approach?
Toby, safe or not, if I don't stop and fix it,
we won't get a mile down the road.
[CLUNKING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SINGING] Satisfaction guaranteed.
We're all you need.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
[COUGH]
Jesus.
Ay, man.
Toby.
Rise and shine.
We're here, man.
Rise and shine, partner.
Yo, we're here, man. - Hi.
Toby!
Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys around.
Hi. - Yeah.
Wow.
So tell me, how you doing?
Well--
Oh, man.
This thing is a real piece of shit.
[CHUCKLE]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you there.
I just have never seen anything that looks
quite this bad that still runs.
Oh, that did sound real bad.
Yeah, act--
You need a room? Please.
Please, tell me that you need room, please.
You need a room?
You want a room?
You need a room?
Yeah.
We need a room.
[EXCITED SQUEAL]
So, what should we make that?
A double?
Oh, yeah.
He's a blanket hog.
Oh, I know all about that.
My boyfriend's a real blanket hog.
[SOFTLY] Ex-boyfriend.
Ex-citing.
[CHUCKLE]
My much too trusting parents took off on business
and they left me in charge of this place.
The only problem is, is that there
are no guests in the motel, and the remodeling
won't be back for at least another three days.
Oh, god.
Let me see.
eenie, meenie, miny--
You all right, kid?
You look wiped out.
The implant screws up my metabolism.
It keeps the adrenaline pumping.
To do that, I have to crash hard.
You know, I think this should be the biggest party
opportunity of my young life.
And nobody to share it with.
Oh, that's rough.
Um-- Look, do we have any forms to fill out?
'Cause my man needs to get a little rest.
You're in luck Magilla Gorilla.
I am offering you the Deliverance
party weekend special.
Oh.
What does that include, exactly?
Exactly.
Lots of sleep, I hope.
Yeah.
Nope.
It exactly includes free room and board.
No shit?
Yep.
Oh.
Who's gonna know?
Yeah.
But you owe me.
I owe you what?
Entertainment, chocolate boy wonder.
[CHUCKLE]
Show off.
Just trying to stay awake.
Is the second floor OK?
We've got double beds, free cable
TV with the naked channel, and complimentary shampoo.
Oh, awesome.
My dad has this huge garage right
next door if you guys want to use it to fix up your car.
Oh, yeah. That'd be great.
Great. MALIK: Thank you.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Hey, listen, be careful going up the stairs,
'cause we're going through some renovations.
MALIK: All right.
Hey.
Huh?
Oh, nothing.
Yeah.
Bye.
MALIK: Bye-bye, now.
You just [INAUDIBLE].
[SIGH]
We've gotta bring Toby Wong in.
He's trying to make me look bad.
He's always tried to make me look bad,
even before he got wound up with that turbo drive.
I knew he'd be trouble.
He's good.
Goddamn right he's good.
Son of a bitch could eat flour and shit cupcakes.
Don't talk about cupcakes.
I'm going to [INAUDIBLE] him up.
Right on time.
[FRUSTRATED SHOUT]
Good.
A little touch up paint, bang out some of those dents,
and we're on the road.
How's it going?
[THUD]
Oh.
It's a terrible habit you have, child.
I'm, uh, just working on my car.
Mm.
These old Challengers are super cool.
What's this-- a '73?
Yeah, that's exactly what it is, a '73.
Make out car to the max.
I'll bet you that backseat could tell some old war stories, huh?
Probably a little--
Yeah, this is a hell of a garage you've got here.
It's my old man's.
He used to be a hot-rodder back in the old days.
Now he just customizes other people's cars.
Says it keeps him young.
Yeah, I can dig it.
You're into cars?
Hm?
Oh, uh, I dabble a little bit.
Hey.
Wait.
Do you want to see something that is just really great?
No. No, no, no.
I don't-- I'm not--
Oh, no, come on.
[SQUEAL] I think you'd love it.
Please.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a second.
Oh, you're gonna be so excited.
It's fabulous.
God.
It's my dad's.
Yo, this is a classic!
It is totally custom.
It's got a rebuilt special edition
428 Hemi, V8 supercharged, [INAUDIBLE]
4-speed auto [INAUDIBLE],, and a fuel injection for a 747.
This is the shit.
I knew that you'd like it.
How do you know so much about cars?
God, I love them.
There is nothing like a mean go-getter.
You know what they say, you can tell
what a man's like by the kind of car that he drives.
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
We're closing in.
Yeah.
Good, hot day for a killing.
Toby?
MAN [ON TV]: [INAUDIBLE] readout, Walter.
Good lord!
It's an uncharted asteroid belt swirling through space
like a cosmic food processor.
And the computer calculates our survival at 70,000,000,012.1
[LAUGHTER]
We've took a hit!
System malfunction, Walter.
[INAUDIBLE] reaching 80%.
She can't hold on much longer.
Toby.
Toby, Toby.
Toby, Toby, Toby.
[GRUNT]
Lock 'em and shock 'em, gentlemen.
Just touch a little bastard with one of these,
he'll be about as tough as a jelly full of pudding.
Do me one small favor fellas.
When you're shooting at the chump he's traveling with,
keep your eyes on the fire arms.
Mr. Wong has a tendency to take them away
and use them on their owners.
So without any further ado, you three go around back.
You guys take the garage.
Conte, the Hedgehog, and myself will go in the front.
Rock and roll, boys.
DELIVERANCE: Hey.
We can have a fun day.
Time to get up now.
Hey.
Hello?
[CRASH]
Who says violence is not the answer?
[GRUNTING]
Oh!
Ow.
Shit.
The story of my life.
[FOOTSTEPS]
[DOOR CREAKING]
Out of that bed and on your feet, out of the cool
and in the heat.
[SPLASH]
Check the first floor.
Sir.
MAN [ON RADIO]: Madison, you copy?
I read you.
We found the car.
VIC [ON RADIO]: Good.
Stay sharp.
Roger.
[CHATTER FROM TV]
MAN [ON TV]: Yo, yo, man, that's how--
OFFICER [ON TV]: What? MAN [ON TV]: Yeah.
He-- he hit that man right here and blammo-- took off
[INAUDIBLE].
Some party weekend this is.
OFFICER [ON TV]: You saw him go into that building right there?
MAN [ON TV]: He just ran over there.
[INAUDIBLE]
[GROANS]
[GUNSHOTS]
[GLASS BREAKING]
VIC: Shit.
[CHUCKLE]
[SCREAM]
[CHAINSAW HUMMING]
[SCREAMS]
[GUNSHOTS]
[SCREAMS]
Where's Malik?
He was working on the car.
Can you get this to him?
You can bank on it, sweet cakes.
Oh.
OK.
[CHUCKLE]
[GROANS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GRUNTS]
[GLASS BREAKING, SCREAMS]
Malik.
[GUNSHOTS]
Fuck.
Say goodnight, Stacy.
[SQUEAL]
Shit.
It's Gracie, you dorkstick.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, good looking.
You need a hand?
No.
I'll take that, though.
Keep your head down.
I got you covered.
You got me covered.
Yeah.
OK.
Mm.
[SCREAM]
[GUNSHOTS, CLICKING]
Oh, come on.
What the fuck is this?
[LAUGHTER]
Give me-- are you out of your mind?
OK.
Never mind, come on.
Come on.
It's Bob Marley.
[INAUDIBLE]
Man, you've got bigger problems heading your way.
[EXPLOSION]
[SCREAM]
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[CHUCKLE]
Whoa.
Oh, look out!
[GLASS BREAKING]
You guys OK?
We was doing our thing, man.
They're coming.
You hide in the back. I'll take of them.
OK. Good plan.
Come and get it.
Take him down.
[YELLING]
[GROANS]
[SOFTLY] Oh, wow.
What?
He's fantastic.
[SHOUT]
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMS]
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAM]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[GROANS]
Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye,
turbo drive.
[EXPLOSION]
Piece of shit howdy.
Now that's eating pavement!
[COUGH]
Ah!
They destroyed my motel!
Stay here!
Hey, wait, Toby!
Man, fuck that!
I ain't staying here.
Come on.
[GROANS]
I got the front!
Toby, come on!
[GUNSHOTS]
[EXPLOSION]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Oh shit!
Man!
What a shot!
Boo-yah, baby!
Give me some, kid.
Yes!
Hey, now, wait a minute.
What took you so long?
What the hell were you doing while I was getting my ass
kicked?
Well, I was catching up on an episode of "Walter the Einstein
Frog." What do you think I was doing?
Oh, really? You was catching up on--
That is one really smart frog.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
What's so funny?
[MUSIC - THE CLEFTONES, "LOVERBOY"]
[SINGING] Loverboy.
[VOCALIZING]
Loverboy.
[VOCALIZING]
Loverboy.
Well, if your lover has a roving eye,
you'd better take her and get her wise,
'cause there's a guy I know [INAUDIBLE]..
And he'll steal her, just like before.
Keep her by your side.
Make her be your bride.
And if your sweetheart likes to run around,
you'd better keep her [INAUDIBLE]..
I'm a magnet today.
Oh!
OK, boys.
We are all set.
It's called the Apollo 14 Bar and Grill,
and it's about an hour up the freeway.
[INAUDIBLE] is going to loan us his car.
He's my ex-boyfriend.
OK, time out.
OK.
What's this we?
We?
You're not going anywhere.
Well, hello.
Remember me?
The one who helped you guys out back there.
It was tres cool, fool.
I was the ultimate bad ass bitch.
Yeah. You were bad.
I was bad.
Bad.
[CHUCKLE]
But the badness has to stop right here.
You can't come with us.
That is not fair.
You guys wrecked my motel.
You owe me.
Wait a minute.
He might've wrecked your motel, but I'm
going to take care of it.
OK?
You're not coming with us, though.
[DELIVERANCE SCOFFS]
Oh.
OK.
You guys better come back here.
And I mean alive. MALIK: Good plan.
OK?
TOBY: OK.
All right.
I must say, it has been a pleasure meeting you.
[GRUNT]
[LAUGHTER]
You wild woman, you.
I am.
Thank you, Deliverance.
Hey.
Bye, Toby.
Bye.
Hey, Malik.
I know I rocked your uvula.
Well, I don't know what the uvula is,
but, uh, you definitely put some rocks in it, baby.
[CHUCKLE]
Take care of yourself.
Mm. You too.
Bye.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Hey, you can see my face, right?
So why don't you speak English as soon as my ugly mug pops up,
or do I have to fly over there and bitch slap you?
One moment.
MR. LAU [ON PHONE]: Having a bad day, Mr. Madison?
Yeah, I'm having a bad day, Mr. Lau.
Another failure.
I can't say it was unexpected.
Look, we ain't no goddamn lost and found, Lau.
We're assassins.
So why can't we just shoot the bastard,
stick an apple in his mouth, roast him up for dinner,
and yank his frickin' heart out?
'Cause frankly, I'm sick and tired of having--
MR. LAU [ON PHONE]: Working for your money.
An advanced model has been upgraded
and is already on its way via the Orient Express.
What?
MR. LAU [ON PHONE]: He will be arriving in San Francisco
shortly, and will rendezvous with you.
You will work under his orders.
Now you wait just a goddamn minute.
I'm not taking no orders from no turbo drive.
MR. LAU [ON PHONE]: You will take orders, Mr. Madison.
It's part of your job description.
At any rate, we have no more use for the prototype,
and you can yank his freaking heart out if it pleases you.
Just bring it back to me in one piece.
You trying to make it up to me, Mr. Lau?
Goodbye, Mr. Madison.
The target's pinpointed at a resort not far from here.
Report to the rendezvous point.
BOTH: Holy shit.
TOBY: She said Apollo 14, right?
MALIK: Yeah.
My guess would be it's the one with the giant rocket
ship sticking out of it.
Now, this is what makes America great.
MALIK: Yeah, right.
That's too bad.
Look, why don't we get our wheels and get out here, huh?
Hey, man. How you doing?
Hey.
Is, uh, Spam around?
Spam?
Yeah.
Spam went to the cooler.
He'll be back in a minute.
Can I get you guys some drinks?
Yeah.
Give me two beers, Iron Moose.
Coming up.
[MAN SINGING KARAOKE]
Thanks.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I needed this.
You and me both.
So tell me, how you like the USA so far?
Gunfire aside.
Good beer, fast cars.
[WHISTLING]
[SINGING] Yeah, you do [INAUDIBLE]..
Lousy singers.
Let me see you get up there.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You better suck on that beer, buddy.
MAN: [SINGING] You say hello, [INAUDIBLE]
Nice shoes.
WOMAN: Initializing boot sequence.
System 10.
10, 9, 40.
Engage [INAUDIBLE].
Give me a status report on our operative in California.
His men are in position.
A storm is imminent.
[BEEPING]
Toby Wong?
No.
This says different.
Excuse me.
Can I get two more beers right over there?
Oh, shit.
See this?
[BEEPING]
What's going on?
BODYGUARD: Be cool.
Cool?
You be cool.
I'm with him.
I was just showing your friend here
how he's got a goddamn tracking beacon built into his chest.
Or had it never occurred to you that the bad guys always
seem to know where you are?
I thought about it.
Who the hell are you?
Name's Cantwell.
I don't shake hands, so don't wave one at me.
I'm from Continental Technologies in Los Angeles.
ConTech?
CANTWELL: That's right.
We got sent out to haul your valuable box into the shop.
Maybe this will help convince you.
Shh.
100,000 bucks.
Call it a down payment.
You'll get the rest on delivery.
Down payment.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, uh, since we all buddy, buddy, can I sit down and--
Yes.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Here you go.
[BEEPING]
What are you doing?
You, young man, are very twitchy.
This will burn out the tracking beacon.
I don't want want those Leung Corporation
scumbags screwing up our guys night out, now do we?
All better.
Ooh, here comes the cavalry.
Let's swing our dicks.
[SINGING] Won't you go home, Malik Brody.
Won't you go home. [LAUGHTER]
She's still in love with you.
Oh, no.
[SINGING] You're too cool, Malik Brody, to let one mistake
make you feel the way you do.
Whoa.
You remember--
This-- that's me he's singing about.
[INAUDIBLE]
TOBY: [SINGING] --that she threw you out with nothing
but a fine-tooth comb.
You've been gone for a while now.
Go back in style.
Malik Brody, won't you please go home.
[WHISTLING]
Won't you go home, Malik Brody.
Won't you go home.
Why don't you go home? You go home!
Get out of here.
My god.
That girl is still in love with you.
[SINGING] You gotta home and a wife,
a beautiful child to [INAUDIBLE] won't you please go home.
Been shot at, we've had some fights--
[GUNS COCKING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[SCREAMS]
[GUNSHOTS]
Oh, shit!
Look out!
What do we do now?
Back to plan A.
What's plan A?
Don't get shot.
Good plan.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[GROANS]
[CRASH]
[CRACK]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[SHOUT]
[SWORDS CLASHING]
Ow.
Shit, I didn't even get to finish my beer.
[GRUNTS]
No holes?
No holes.
So our work here is done, right?
Done.
Let's go then.
Oh.
What's wrong?
[BONES CRACKING]
It's time to come home, Toby.
I think you'd better go.
Naw.
We can kick his ass. He's the last one.
Come on, me and you.
TOBY: I'm serious, Malik.
You don't want to fight this guy.
Fuck that.
We'll kick his ass and take his coat.
You see those glasses he got?
[THUD]
[GROANS]
All right, no more playing.
Absolutely.
It's time for you to get the hell out of here.
What? Hey, get off that, man.
I told you I got your back.
Listen, Malik.
You have a wife and a daughter.
Now go home.
Go!
[GRUNTING]
[SNIFFLING]
[SNAP]
Hey, it's my favorite cheese eating dick monkey.
[YELLING]
[GROANS]
[INAUDIBLE]
You ain't so bad.
I ain't so bad.
But you hit like a girl, motherfucker.
Let's go.
You think you're bad?
I know I'm bad.
Let's go!
I'll show you some big, long, and nasty.
What the fuck?
Time for a whipping, boy.
[WHIP SNAPPING]
[GROANS]
Ow!
[GLASS BREAKING]
Oh, shit!
Ow!
[BONES CRACKING]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
[BEEPING]
[GROANS]
There's been a fluctuation in the adrenaline level.
His body may be nearing the point of exhaustion.
Boost the implants on the advanced model.
Which ones?
Every one.
COMPUTER: System initiating.
Implants boosting.
[BEEPING]
[CRACKING]
[SHOUT]
[SCREAMS]
Boy, [INAUDIBLE].
I don't have to kill you.
You can return with me to Hong Kong.
No!
[SNARLING]
COMPUTER: Caution.
Warning.
Overload.
System overload.
[BEEPING]
[SCREAMS]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[GUNSHOT]
[SCREAMS]
[INAUDIBLE] pull a whip on me?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Let me tell you something.
Don't you ever pull a whip on a black man again!
You fucker.
[ELECTRICAL PINGS]
[ENGINE REVVING]
[CRASH]
Total systems failure.
We'll simply make more.
Tobe.
He wasn't so bad, was he?
Nah.
Come on.
We got a paycheck to collect.
Yeah, you got an employee to pay.
You get a bonus.
Oh, I like that.
[SHOUT]
[GROAN]
Time to blow.
Time to blow?
[EXPLOSION]
Shit!
[BANG]
All right, Tobe, let's get going.
We got money to collect, we got hotels to build.
And a wife and kid to go home to.
Exactly.
Yes.
Wife and kid. Yeah, man.
You know what?
I'm going to-- I'mma do everything I
can to make it work this time.
Who was she kidding?
She can't live without me.
She's a lucky girl.
There you go.
I think I might have to pull out my tiger fists
on that cheeseburger, though.
I hate that guy.
Yeah, me too.
You can buy a new car, too.
I sure can.
You know what I like?
I like the '64 Chevy Malibu convertible.
And why is that?
You know, I--
I saw it in a movie once.
I did.
[LAUGHTER]
That figures.
A movie once.
Woo!
Well, I think, uh, we've done all the damage we can here.
Let's go blow something up in LA, man.
I'm right behind you.
We ain't got a car.
Hey, let's take this blue Taurus here.
I know how to car jack, you know?
- Do you? - Hell yeah!
[MUSIC - INTELLECT, "WHERE'S THE PARTY AT']
[SINGING] Well, I'm stepping into the realm of the majority,
the funky minority, [INAUDIBLE] down with authority.
The intellect coming direct, check the status.
Whenever I flow, make sure the rhyme
and apparatus tested-- one, two, one, two, can you hear me?
Hell yeah!
Smooth [INAUDIBLE] 'cause when I'm taking the time
to break you off something, I will make sure you perceive
every word [INAUDIBLE].. 'Cause I know
you know I know just what you want to see,
but let me hear you say it.
Go ahead, [INAUDIBLE]!
[INAUDIBLE] whenever I'm in action,
every rhyme [INAUDIBLE] satisfaction.
But, ah, nevertheless, I manifest
the style is profound, astounds everybody every time
I'm throwing down.
I don't mean to brag and boast, [INAUDIBLE]..
But show me where the hell is the hypest crowd.
Where's the party at?
Ho!
I said, where's the party at? Ho!
Where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hit 'em up with [INAUDIBLE]..
Where's the party at?
Ho!
Where's the party at? Ho!
Ho!
Where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hype 'em up. Are you down?
Yeah, we with that!
Time to get up and get down.
Groove to the sounds and move around.
Dance until you can't dance no more.
'Cause if the mood is right and the feeling's hype, then you're
the type to groove all night.
And that's why it's [INAUDIBLE].
So as I bring it, I'm ready to swing it, just like a boxer.
[INAUDIBLE] to knock you out and definitely here to rock you,
shock your crew, or even [INAUDIBLE]
'cause I give and take no prisoners,
but I take listeners who are here
to just roll with the flow.
If you want to get lit up and willing to step up,
don't ever say I didn't let you know.
So where's the party at?
Ho!
Where's the party at? Ho!
Ho!
I said, where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hit 'em up [INAUDIBLE].
Where's the party at?
Ho!
I said, where's the party at?
Ho! Ho!
Where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hype 'em up. Are you down?
Yeah, we with that.
Watch me get busy on this funky, funky track you're perceiving.
I'm proving that seeing is believing.
[INAUDIBLE] while I'm rocking everybody.
Let me hear you say what time it is.
Time to party! You know it.
I'm bringing down the house and I'mma show it while I'm making
like a river, delivering, I'mma flow it and blow it
to bits and pieces with style.
Keep Cool, step up, 'cause I'mma kick it for a while.
Keep Cool's gripping the mic while Intellect
is taking a breather.
I'm rocking the [INAUDIBLE] because I am a high achiever.
I'm cutting on the rhythm when it's hitting in your face.
So Intellect-- What?
Start picking up the pace.
As I pick up the pace, I'm shaking [INAUDIBLE] down.
Watch me as I come around. Tell me how you like my sound.
Jammin', slammin'.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
If I got the hype, then the hype is in the house.
Where's the party at? Ho!
Ho!
I said, where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hit 'em up with [INAUDIBLE]..
Where's the party at?
Ho!
I said, where's the party at? Ho!
Where's the party at?
Ho!
So I can hype 'em up. Are you down?
Yeah, we with that. Go!
Go! Yeah.
Go! Go!
Yeah.
Go! Go!
Yeah. Go!
Go!
Yeah. Go!
Go!
Yeah. Go!
Go!
Yeah. Go!
Go!
Yeah. Go!
Go!
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
That ain't funny, man.
[INAUDIBLE] What's up with [INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] is in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] in the house.
Hell yeah!
GQ is in the house. Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE] is in the house.
Hell yeah!
[INAUDIBLE]