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NARRATOR:
They called him Machete.

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MACHETE:
$70 a day for yard work.

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100 for roofing.

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Get in.

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125 for septic.

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Sewage.

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Have you ever killed anyone before?

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MAN: As you may know,
illegal aliens such as yourself

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are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate

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for the good of both our people.

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Our new senator must die.

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And for that I will pay you $150,000...

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cash.

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NARRATOR: He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.

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MACHETE: I cost the most...

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'cause I'm the best there is.

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Aah!

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NARRATOR:
Set up, double-crossed,

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and left for dead.

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MACHETE: I took a vow of peace.

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And now you want me
to help you kill all these men?

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Yes, bro.

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I mean, Padre.

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I'll see what I can do.

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(tires screech)

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NARRATOR:
He knows the score.

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Where are my wife and daughter?!

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NARRATOR: He gets the women.

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# He's back #

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# Machete #

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And he kills the bad guys.

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No!

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Oh, shit.

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You mean that a Mexican day laborer

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is a goddamn Federale?!

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NARRATOR:
But they soon realized...

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He's coming after us.

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NARRATOR:
...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

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- Uhh!
- NARRATOR: Action.

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Suspense.

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(shouting)

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Aaaah!

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NARRATOR: Emotion.

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Please, Father, have mercy.

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God has mercy. I don't.

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NARRATOR: If you're gonna
hire Machete to kill the bad guy,

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you better make damn sure
the bad guy isn't you.

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Machete.

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Rated "X".

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Brought to you from your friends
at The Weinstein Company.

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(kitten meows)

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##

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(animal snarls)

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##

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(distant light applause)

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Real pretty tonight, Holly.

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God damn it, girls.

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If you're gonna do that shit,
do it onstage!

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Smokin' hot. Whew!

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Cherry, darlin',
I told you too many fuckin' times...

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you can't be up there cryin'
and all that shit.

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You know what a go-go dance is?

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Useless talent number 12?

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No, it's a happy dance.

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You get up there
and you dance happy.

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It's go-go, not cry-cry.

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I'm quitting.

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You say that
at least one night a week.

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I mean it this time.

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I need a dramatic change in my life.

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I've always said you're funny.

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Like that Chris Rock...
only prettier.

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But if you don't stop
all that cryin' and shit,

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I'm gonna have to fire
your fuckin' ass,

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and I don't want to fire your ass
'cause I like lookin' at your ass.

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"Any girl leaving early

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"must check out with their finger

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and have a bye-bye slip."

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Here's my finger.

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And here's my bye-bye slip.

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MAN: We're gonna need some cash.

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(growling)

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Dick. Fuck!

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Aah!

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Oh!

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Ass bag!

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(horn honks)

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Aah!

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(grunting)

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All right, boys. Come on.

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All right, all right. Come on.

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You guys know the drill, huh?

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Wait here, Lieutenant.

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I'll handle this.

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Hey, Abby.

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I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romey.

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Would you like to tell me
what happened?

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Well, they... they escaped.

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Uh...

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All three?

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Yeah, l...

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I don't know, uh...

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I don't know how they did it.
Just, they got out...

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I'm sorry, Romey,
but I just don't trust you anymore.

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And you know the rules.

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Hold on.

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I'm out.
I swear, Abby, I'm... I'm...

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You're not gonna
see me anymore, okay?

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ABBY: Not so fast.

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I also want your balls.

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I'm really quite attached to them.

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ABBY: Oh, sweetheart.

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I was really attached to my specimens.

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Now they're out there in the night
doing God knows what.

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I can't do it, Abby. Please.
Please, Abby.

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Hey. Hey! What are you guys...

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Let me go, you motherfuckers!

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Son of a bitch!
Abby! Listen!

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You don't need Abby!

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There's more!

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There's more!
I can get you all you want! Abby!

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Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!

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Let me go, you son of a bitch!
I can get you more!

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No! No! No! Aah!

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Aaaaah!

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(blade slices)

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(squish)

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Pick this up, please.

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(electronic screeching)

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(beeping)

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(screeching stops)

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Where's the shit?

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The shit's right there.

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The deal is still good.

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No, it's not.

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You held out on me.

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Now I want all of it.

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(tires screech)

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Uhh!

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(screams)

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(grunting)

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Looks like I got you
by the balls, Abby.

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You certainly have.

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MULDOON: So...

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I'll ask you one more time.

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Where's...

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the...

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shit?

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Everywhere.

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(all screaming)

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Oh, balls.

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(tires screeching)

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Get that thing away from my pumps!

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It's just overheating.

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I need to get to town.

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It's just a stripped radiator cap.

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Water leaks when it heats up.

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No pressure.

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You okay?

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I'm just cherry.

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Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.

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Here, take this with you.

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That's your good spring water.

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Ain't nothin' good about it.
I bottled it myself.

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I get it right there out of the dam.

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Thanks...

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J.T.

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We're serving inside tonight.

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The best barbecue in Texas
around the clock.

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I gotta go.

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Savin' lives, are you?

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Now, how did you know that?

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(starts engine)

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Now, that's a rump roast.

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Mmm.

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(buzz)

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(groaning)

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Open the shades.

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Get some light in here.

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Nice night.

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Coffee.

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Oh, shit.

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I couldn't get off work this week.

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But you only have to stay till 10:00.

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(whispering) A friend of mine will be here before
10:00 to pick up Tony.

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TONY: I'm going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge.

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What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.

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- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.

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There's a packed suitcase
under his bed.

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Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.

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I'll leave him watching TV.

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But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes.

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Thank you.

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00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,616
Hey, what happened to your tooth?

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Fell out.

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Wow.

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Think you can say a prayer
for your old man?

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No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.

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No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
Amen.

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Amen.

201
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,772
Who was that you were talking to?

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Babysitter.

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She's on her way.

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- You believe her?
- No.

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Me, neither.

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(inhales sharply)

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(grunts)

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Fucking catastrophe.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- How's it goin', J. T?
- All right.

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- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah, all night.

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00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,042
Cup of coffee
and a pack of cigarettes, please.

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(dog whines)

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Free of charge.

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Tonight...

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is a special night.

217
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,723
What's so special about tonight?

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Been open 25 years.

219
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,308
You should've thrown a party.

220
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,139
I did. See the balloons?

221
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,079
You're the second person
to show up tonight.

222
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,309
Who's the first?

223
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,645
Right there.

224
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,251
Must be passin' through.

225
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,021
Seems only strangers eat here.

226
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,820
I still eat here, J.T.

227
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,559
Oh, yeah, you sure do.

228
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,033
By the way, don't choke
on all that food you're eatin'.

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00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,037
Hello, Palomita.

230
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,250
I don't go by that name anymore.

231
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,781
Why not?

232
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,923
'Cause it's the name you gave me.

233
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,461
So, uh...

234
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,523
you ever become that...
that fancy doctor?

235
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,130
Never did.

236
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,437
I thought for sure you would.

237
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,471
Talked about it enough.

238
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,773
That's the problem with goals...

239
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,906
they become the thing you talk about
instead of the thing you do.

240
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,075
That's my jacket.

241
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,550
I looked for it for two weeks.

242
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,213
Yeah? How long did you
look for me, Wray?

243
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,053
Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me.
You didn't.

244
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,258
So, um...

245
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,762
what are you doing now?

246
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,427
I'm going to be a standup comedian.

247
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,596
Really?

248
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,404
You're not funny.

249
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,969
That's what I've been trying
to tell everybody,

250
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,345
but they all say I'm hysterical.

251
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,109
But you're not.

252
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,652
Great. Well, that's just fantastic,

253
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,655
because I believed everybody,
and I've already booked shows in town.

254
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,054
Now what am I gonna do?

255
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,321
Yeah. Yeah, that...
that sucks, really.

256
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,520
There's a difference
between being frank

257
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,999
and being dick.

258
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,332
Yeah, well...

259
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,371
it was really good seeing you again.

260
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,200
Oh. Um...

261
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,209
what name do you go by now...

262
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,108
in case I want to catch
one of your shows?

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00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,737
Cherry.

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00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,574
Cherry Darling.

265
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,277
Sxounds like a stripper.

266
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,754
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.

267
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,222
There's a difference.

268
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,690
Right.

269
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,851
Well...

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00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,923
you'll always be Palomita to me.

271
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,303
I need a ride.

272
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,445
(dog whines)

273
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,878
What do you say, El Wray?

274
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,216
I'll give you a ride.

275
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,730
Good-bye, Bill.

276
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,064
- Don't you mean "see you later"?
- Of course.

277
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,902
Hey. What's up, Doc?

278
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,076
The little lady's lookin'
pretty good there, I gotta say.

279
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,772
Looks like she could suck
the bend out of a river.

280
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:54,938
I'm kiddin'. Heh.

281
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,674
- Take a look at that shit.
- BILL: What happened to your arm?

282
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,015
Well, uh... I got bit.

283
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,385
Bit? Bit by what?

284
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,788
Well, if I told you,
you probably wouldn't believe me.

285
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,750
I need some Bactine or something?

286
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:10,953
Whew.

287
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,291
Can't you just... sew it up?

288
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,062
Well, normally I would.

289
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,933
I'd even be doing something
to stop the bleeding.

290
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,166
The only problem is
this one doesn't bleed.

291
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,037
DR. FELIX:
Oh, shit. Check this out.

292
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,270
When this was still a military hospital,

293
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,370
this one guy came back
from Iraq with this.

294
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,471
Whew!

295
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,709
Chronic herpetic lesions.

296
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,343
When he urinated, it came out
through all these little holes here,

297
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:34,579
kind of like a fountain.

298
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,144
Oh, Jesus.

299
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,746
Well, how'd you treat it?

300
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,954
Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.

301
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,155
Good for you. The shit they spread
around there you wouldn't believe.

302
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,130
I swear to God.
I've got these Iraqi eyeballs

303
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,167
a friend of mine brought back
to do some studies on.

304
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,361
Incredible. They were
completely milked over.

305
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:51,960
Mustard gas...
it does that to your eyes.

306
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,437
Actually, I still have those in my fridge.

307
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,337
Bot fly, do you think?

308
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,742
DR. FELIX:
Chronic viral ulcerative lesion.

309
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,473
That looks like gout.

310
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,412
He's running a temperature of 105.

311
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,112
- Is that bad?
- It's high.

312
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,483
Bad will be 108.

313
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:12,149
You could have a seizure,
go psychotic.

314
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,455
And... and probably die.

315
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,419
Say "ahh."

316
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,930
- Ahh.
- Oh! Jesus!

317
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,829
Oh, nice.

318
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,265
Black abscessed tongue.

319
00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,826
All abscesses
should be drained, period.

320
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,207
(squishing)

321
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,869
(muffled) What are you doing?

322
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,138
Shut up, Joe.

323
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,514
(beep)

324
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,220
Baby... get the needles.

325
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,692
Be right there.

326
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,031
BILL: (over speaker)
Right now.

327
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:56,966
Asshole.

328
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,181
It's spreading.

329
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,313
Holy shit.

330
00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:17,515
- When did you say you got this bite?
- Just now.

331
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,057
See this?

332
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,526
This shows the advanced stages
of gangrene and epidermal rot.

333
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,256
- And this over here...
- Advanced rot?

334
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,925
...shows the swelling of tissues
and the lack of any type of circulation.

335
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,468
See, you're telling me
that you just got this bite?

336
00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:33,004
- Yeah, just like a half hour ago.
- What I'm seeing here

337
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,370
is a deep impact wound
with several virals

338
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,102
and secondary bacterials,

339
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:40,236
and that, by the accumulation of
denuded tissue around the incision marks,

340
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:44,682
indicates that you've had this bite
for over 14 days.

341
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,411
DR. FELIX:
Uh... uh, at least 14 days.

342
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,714
Could that be possible?

343
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:50,347
14 days? No way. I mean...

344
00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:52,584
Well... what is today?

345
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:54,890
Today's Wednesday.

346
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,088
The 15th.

347
00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,655
Of April.

348
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,326
Aw, hell. Can't I just get
a tetanus shot or something?

349
00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,399
We gotta lose the arm, Joe.

350
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,200
Lose the arm?
What do you mean, lose the arm? My arm?

351
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,797
It's spreading all the way
up to your shoulder.

352
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,605
Now, if we don't sever that arm now,
it's gonna take over your chest,

353
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,770
and we can't very well
cut that off, can we?

354
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,370
Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?

355
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,344
Hi, Joe.

356
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,642
I'm going to give you
a very strong anesthetic,

357
00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,985
so you won't feel anything
during the procedure.

358
00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,148
These...

359
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,457
(whispers)
...are my friends.

360
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,653
My yellow friend...

361
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,963
...is just to take the sting off.
- Aah!

362
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,963
My blue friend...

363
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,525
you'll barely feel.

364
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:41,733
That means my yellow friend
is already taking effect.

365
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,297
See how fast my friends work?

366
00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:48,278
(distorted voice)
And after my red-headed friend...

367
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:50,440
(whispers)
...you'll never see me again.

368
00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:52,507
(echoing)
...see me again, see me again.

369
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,623
They all react differently.

370
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,790
(engine won't start)

371
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,022
Now what?

372
00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,090
RADIO DJ:
Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia...

373
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,760
in loving memory.

374
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,805
(beeps)

375
00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:25,211
It's not the radiator.

376
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,046
Damn it.

377
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:30,882
(sighs)

378
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:40,924
(gasps)

379
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,127
(distant groaning)

380
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:48,933
All right.

381
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:50,373
Fuckin' thing.

382
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,206
Cheap... whoa.

383
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,573
Damn light.

384
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:57,542
Ohh.

385
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,676
(car approaching)

386
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,657
Hey. Hey!

387
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,559
Hey! Bastard!

388
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,029
Bastard!

389
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,932
(breathing heavily)

390
00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,099
(muttering)

391
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:23,098
Oh, thank God.

392
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,233
Oh.

393
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,137
Oh. Hey!

394
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:27,702
- (horn honks)
- Hey! Hey!

395
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:28,906
(tires screech)

396
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,006
MAN: Get outta
the fuckin' road, bitch!

397
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,480
(groaning)

398
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,395
Ohh! Stop!

399
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,590
Stop!

400
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,463
Please! Stop!

401
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,128
(snarling)

402
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,865
WOMAN: No! No!

403
00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:56,100
(chomping and snarling)

404
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,018
What the hell was that?

405
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,317
People picking up road kill.

406
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,952
What, like an armadillo?

407
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,194
Deer.

408
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,796
You get a lot of them around here.

409
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,367
You know, I read a statistic that said...

410
00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:30,933
that the eating of venison has risen
30% in the last few years.

411
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,240
60% of that's from road kill.

412
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,248
People eat road kill?

413
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,283
If you're driving out here
at 70 miles an hour

414
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,079
and a deer darts out
in front of you,

415
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,280
if you blink or brake or swerve...

416
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,084
shit, you'll just kill yourself.

417
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,647
So, what do you do?

418
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,318
Just pick 'em off...

419
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,861
just like this.

420
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,419
Send it flying away from you.

421
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:52,987
Unacceptable.

422
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,589
Not really.

423
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:58,595
It's just a clear case of you or him.

424
00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:01,105
Or her.

425
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:02,771
Oh, fuck!

426
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,339
CHERRY: Aah! Aah!

427
00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:20,716
Cherry?

428
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:26,061
I thought you said if you saw a deer,
you shouldn't fucking swerve!

429
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,531
It wasn't a deer.

430
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,363
(screaming)

431
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,632
Cherry! Cherry! No!

432
00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,013
(snarling)

433
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,250
CHERRY: Aah!

434
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:01,830
(snarling)

435
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,264
Palomita.

436
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,468
- Don't let her die on me, Block.
- What do we got?

437
00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,911
Car accident. Heavy contusions
about the torso,

438
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,675
possible spinal trauma...

439
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,341
one severed limb.

440
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,180
Where's the leg?

441
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,085
Three sickos attacked her.

442
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,953
I shot at them.

443
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,188
I never miss.

444
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,857
They took the leg with them.

445
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,072
You'll have to come with us, Wray.
We need to talk about this, you know?

446
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:50,513
He has to sign her in.

447
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:51,743
Do what, now?

448
00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,717
Well, he's with her.
He's responsible for her.

449
00:30:53,786 --> 00:30:56,755
He can fill this out after we talk.
Let's go.

450
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,218
Okay.

451
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:01,623
Okay! Fuck!

452
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,051
Hey, Block.

453
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,433
No, you do it.

454
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,400
Suit yourself.

455
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:16,463
(saw buzzes)

456
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,305
What are you doing
with a rifle, Wray?

457
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:20,838
Nothing.

458
00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:23,575
Just thinking about maybe doing
some hunting when the season breaks.

459
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,139
Come on, Wray.

460
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,742
You know you're not supposed
to be doing that stuff anymore.

461
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,754
Not even hunting?

462
00:31:29,822 --> 00:31:32,188
Not even hunting.
And you know that.

463
00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,850
Not with your history.

464
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:37,054
And here I stick my neck out for you.

465
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:39,359
I stick it out far.

466
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:42,161
Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck
with a missing leg?

467
00:31:42,968 --> 00:31:45,129
A missing leg that's now missing?

468
00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,297
And here you're saying
in front of everybody

469
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,204
that someone up and snatched it?

470
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,674
And that you shot at 'em with a gun

471
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,836
that you never should've had
in the first place?

472
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:54,174
And that now they're gone?

473
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:57,114
What if I find the leg?

474
00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:59,446
So, now you know where it is?

475
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,510
You'll tell us where it is,
give us a full confession, you're saying?

476
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,715
Sheriff, can we finish
this conversation somewhere else?

477
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:05,950
My thought exactly.

478
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,556
I know it sounds a little arrogant
puttin' up a sign...

479
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,123
"Best damn barbecue in Texas..."

480
00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:18,032
- (dog whines)
- "Period."

481
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,266
But, hell...

482
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,501
who's gonna come in here
and argue about that?

483
00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:28,576
Oh, yeah.
Big contest comin' up.

484
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,540
Mm.

485
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:34,181
I'm workin' on the perfect sauce.

486
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:36,247
Yeah.

487
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,987
That'll put me on the Food Channel.

488
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,050
Put this place back on the map
where it belongs.

489
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,425
I'll talk to you later.

490
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:59,373
Can I interest y'all in a plate of
soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?

491
00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:06,410
(chuckles)

492
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,282
You're from Dinky's, ain't ya?

493
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,550
Well, you tell that sumbitch,

494
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,216
he thinks he's gonna come over here
and get my recipes...

495
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:17,525
well, I got a double-barreled answer
to his query right inside.

496
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,664
God damn, that's good.

497
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,530
Doctor Block!

498
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,441
Three fresh ones rollin' in!

499
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,637
Christ, you're kidding.

500
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,942
PARAMEDIC: Automobile accident
off of Highway 18.

501
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:37,414
DOAs?

502
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,882
Have Andy pick 'em up.

503
00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:41,647
He's already on 620
picking up another two.

504
00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,316
Fucking Wednesday nights.

505
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,992
That's unsanitary, Doc.

506
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:49,994
Not if I'm the only one using it.

507
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:52,360
Helps me monitor
my state of calmness.

508
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,899
Yeah, don't get all worked up
enough to crack it.

509
00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:55,956
Fuck.

510
00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:58,094
You might cut yourself pretty good.

511
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,263
Then I'd know I was not calm.

512
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,144
Yeah, what do you say now, Doc?

513
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:12,607
Somebody call my wife.

514
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,800
WRAY: DC-2?

515
00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:35,132
Mm.

516
00:34:36,809 --> 00:34:37,833
Yeah.

517
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:42,245
Well, what about
countering with atropine?

518
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:46,309
Yeah.

519
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,288
Okay. Gotcha, gotcha.

520
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,783
Well, boys, I'm beat.

521
00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:58,625
I gotta get home.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.

522
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:01,029
All right, then.
Thanks for the extra help, Earl.

523
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,761
EARL: Hey, Wray.

524
00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:04,462
You in trouble again?

525
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,629
Just passin' through, I hope.

526
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,831
EARL: Well, me, too.

527
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,066
WRAY: How's the wife, Earl?

528
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,541
Well, she's not too good.

529
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:14,704
Thanks for askin'.

530
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,341
Most of it's her own doin', you know.

531
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,510
Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.

532
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,213
Pack a day for 40 years.

533
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:26,722
Yeah, she doesn't want anything
to do with, uh... chemo.

534
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:30,751
So... it does take its toll.

535
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:32,922
You don't smoke, do you, Wray?

536
00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:34,924
No.

537
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,531
That's probably good.

538
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:41,970
See y'all.

539
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,143
SHERIFF HAGUE:
You're gonna start by telling me

540
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:47,906
when you first started
carrying this gun.

541
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,244
And then we'll move up

542
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,750
to when you first set eyes
on this gal Cherry.

543
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,536
(breathing heavily)

544
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,545
(grunting)

545
00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:39,895
Okay.

546
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:41,894
Okay.

547
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,304
(telephone rings)

548
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:53,304
Sheriff Hague.

549
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,175
It's J.T., Sheriff.

550
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,306
J.T., how's the barbecue business?

551
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:01,810
Ever since that bastard landlord
raised the rent, it's gone to shit.

552
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,946
Well, I'm real sorry
to hear about that.

553
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,421
I wish there was something
I could do.

554
00:37:06,525 --> 00:37:08,857
Right now I ain't callin' my brother.
I'm callin' the sheriff.

555
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,293
I'm listening. What's the trouble?

556
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,661
Well, there ain't no trouble.
Not yet, anyway.

557
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,394
I got two delinquents been hangin'
around here for over an hour.

558
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:18,595
They won't purchase
and they won't leave.

559
00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:22,034
Oh, never mind. Here they come.

560
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:25,543
You cook that meat
at 250 degrees, don't you?

561
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,307
I don't remember.
I set the heat with my hand.

562
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,213
You give me that recipe, or I'll raise
your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

563
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:33,751
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna
give you his barbecue recipe.

564
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,980
That's a fact.
He'll take it to his grave.

565
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,488
I could be bleedin'like a stuck pig,
I ain't gonna tell you.

566
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:41,185
I could be dyin'in your arms,
I ain't gonna tell you!

567
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,989
- Heh heh heh.
- We'll see about that.

568
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:48,223
You gonna look...

569
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,335
or you gonna eat?

570
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,309
You called for me?

571
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,211
I need for you to see this.

572
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,108
PARAMEDIC: Looks like a no-brainer.

573
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,584
BILL: What does that mean?

574
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,246
SECOND PARAMEDIC:
No brain.

575
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:13,018
Scooped clean out of her skull.

576
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,820
DR. FELIX: Oh, oh, oh!
I know what this is.

577
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,418
Don't tell me.
Uh... liquefactive necrosis.

578
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,824
PARAMEDIC: You think?

579
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:21,058
DR. FELIX:
Oh, sure, yeah.

580
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,725
Thank you. That'll be all.

581
00:38:31,243 --> 00:38:32,574
Oh...

582
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:38,876
Did you know she was back in town?

583
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,979
No.

584
00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:44,619
I didn't.

585
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,724
What happened to her?

586
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,792
I don't know, baby.

587
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,197
I thought you stopped
seeing each other.

588
00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:06,442
We have.

589
00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:10,248
Well, yes, you have now...
she's fucking dead.

590
00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,318
I mean, we...
we stopped before.

591
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,351
L...

592
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:22,620
I haven't talked to her in a while.

593
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,762
But you've written each other.

594
00:39:33,105 --> 00:39:34,834
Here and there.

595
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:36,669
But not...

596
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:38,266
What are you doing?!

597
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,645
Let me see your last three messages.

598
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,448
- You have no right.
- I don't?

599
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:49,483
I don't have a right?

600
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,114
Show it to me.

601
00:39:54,359 --> 00:39:55,951
Show it to me.

602
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,187
No.

603
00:39:58,163 --> 00:39:59,494
Aah!

604
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:01,930
Now, that's just to take the sting off.

605
00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:06,961
Show it to me.

606
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:09,029
(crying)
No, please.

607
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:11,974
- Show... it... to... me!
- Aaahh! Aah! Aah!

608
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,139
(drops syringe)

609
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,774
Now let's see how fast
your friends work.

610
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,891
(whimpering)

611
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:31,460
That's pretty fast.

612
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:34,592
(beep)

613
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,301
Oh, what do I know, my love?

614
00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,031
Exactly.

615
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:43,836
That you're a cheating, lying...

616
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,842
sack.

617
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,143
I didn't want to hurt you.

618
00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:52,775
BILL: (whispers)
But you did.

619
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,216
Bill...

620
00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:56,345
you're insane.

621
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:01,118
And I was afraid...

622
00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,491
of what you might do to me,

623
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,394
to our son.

624
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:09,730
I'm the mother of your son.

625
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,257
Aah!

626
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,074
And after this one...

627
00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,671
I'll never see you again.

628
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,225
PARAMEDIC: Doc.

629
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:37,921
What?

630
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,624
You gotta see this.

631
00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,291
I'll be right there.

632
00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:55,070
Where the hell are the bodies?

633
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,080
That's what we wanted to show you.

634
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,206
They're gone.

635
00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:01,581
They didn't just get up
and walk out, did they?

636
00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:03,211
# Mmm-hmm #

637
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:09,783
Shut the fuck up!

638
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:13,530
Somebody take care of this perp for me
before I fucking kill him!

639
00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:14,587
What the hell's going on?

640
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,328
Ah, he was causin' a ruckus
over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,

641
00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:21,099
and the son of a bitch
bit my goddamn finger off.

642
00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:23,766
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself
a goddamn Band-Aid.

643
00:42:23,842 --> 00:42:26,333
I'm not exaggerating,
using colorful speech, Sheriff.

644
00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:28,641
He bit my finger clean off!

645
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,510
Fucking shit!

646
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,277
Get out there and book him,

647
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,318
'cause I'll fuckin' kill him
if I have to do it.

648
00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:35,944
Carlos, go get him.

649
00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:39,889
Wray, you stay put.

650
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,142
Are you sure he's in there?

651
00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:05,711
He was.

652
00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:07,274
Motherfucker.

653
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:39,879
(dramatic music)

654
00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:42,080
He's gone.

655
00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:44,353
Broke out the window.

656
00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:46,390
Where's my finger?

657
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:47,982
Found your ring.

658
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:50,721
Could it be the same guy
as your leg-snatcher?

659
00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:53,689
WRAY: I didn't get
a good look at mine.

660
00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:56,256
(snarling)

661
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,426
That him over there?

662
00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:20,685
(Carlos screaming)

663
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,530
(snarling)

664
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,419
Whoa! Whoa!

665
00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:49,817
Aah!

666
00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:54,454
- Wray?
- (man screaming)

667
00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:58,323
(snarling)

668
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:07,598
Fuck.

669
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:10,766
(grunts)

670
00:45:11,643 --> 00:45:13,736
You motherfucker!

671
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,040
Uhh!

672
00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:24,513
(growling)

673
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:27,451
(screaming)

674
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,635
(snarls)

675
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:47,810
- No, don't touch him!
- Why not?

676
00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,107
He's infected.

677
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,579
With what?

678
00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:51,842
Everything.

679
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,646
Wray!
Drop the fuckin' gun.

680
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:03,317
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?!

681
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,385
I'm gonna go get Cherry!

682
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:08,159
Fine. But we're taking my car.

683
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,105
I'm riding with you.

684
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,100
Don't make any sudden moves.

685
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:33,413
Viral infections.

686
00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:36,657
They came pouring in.

687
00:46:36,728 --> 00:46:39,663
Some are rapidly developing
coliform lesions.

688
00:46:39,731 --> 00:46:41,756
Highly contagious.

689
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,596
What do you think?

690
00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:47,196
Self-preservation comes to mind.

691
00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:49,763
Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.

692
00:46:51,075 --> 00:46:53,407
First let me get my wife.

693
00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:02,784
(saw buzzing)

694
00:47:13,765 --> 00:47:15,596
(grunting)

695
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,564
(grunting)

696
00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:27,373
(Bill screaming)

697
00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:43,624
(grunting)

698
00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:02,604
I love you, sweetie.

699
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,204
There you go, bunny rabbit.

700
00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,806
Come on, come on.

701
00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:07,545
Open up, now.

702
00:48:07,619 --> 00:48:09,780
I want you to be around for a while,
you understand?

703
00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:12,414
We don't want you checkin' out
right this...

704
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:15,220
God... damn.

705
00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:17,219
Ramona.

706
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,695
You been fartin' like a goddamn
pack mule since I met...

707
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:22,755
God damn!

708
00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:24,461
SHERIFF HAGUE:
I hate to do this to you, Earl,

709
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:27,003
but we need every man on the job!

710
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,663
The shit has hit the fan!

711
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:31,834
Bring some guns... and ammo!

712
00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:33,775
Meet me at my brother's!

713
00:48:33,845 --> 00:48:35,312
I gotcha. I'll be there.

714
00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:38,815
Gotta eat quick, sweetie.

715
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,009
Come on.

716
00:48:41,886 --> 00:48:43,615
Ramona.

717
00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,553
(snarling)

718
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,182
Ramona.

719
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:51,550
Aah!

720
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,406
(grunting)

721
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:25,121
Uhh!

722
00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:28,654
Aaaah!

723
00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:30,360
Oh, my God.

724
00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:32,335
(grunting)

725
00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:35,999
(explosion)

726
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,476
(engine starts)

727
00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:07,871
(explosion, man screaming)

728
00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:26,984
(overlapping shouts)

729
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,719
What the hell is goin' on?

730
00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,624
(explosions and screams)

731
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:34,061
Are you gonna give me a gun?

732
00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:35,895
Are you fucking kidding me?

733
00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:49,643
(screaming continues)

734
00:50:57,188 --> 00:50:58,485
Fuck.

735
00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,157
Oh! Fuck me!

736
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,626
SHERIFF HAGUE:
God damn it!

737
00:51:04,695 --> 00:51:07,425
Let's sort this shit out, boys!

738
00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:09,329
(muttering)

739
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:12,835
Dumbass.

740
00:51:13,938 --> 00:51:14,927
Yeah.

741
00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:17,473
Not today! Not today!

742
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,840
- (snarling)
- Fucking Wednesday nights!

743
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:23,406
Aaah!

744
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:25,472
(screaming)

745
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,588
(screams)

746
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:42,255
(screaming)

747
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:57,841
Uhh!

748
00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:20,534
Palomita?

749
00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:23,265
(gasps)

750
00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,207
Get up. We're leaving.

751
00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,710
I can't walk.

752
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,905
So what? Get up!

753
00:52:29,981 --> 00:52:31,073
- Get...
- Aah!

754
00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,241
Uhh!

755
00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:35,109
Motherfucker.

756
00:52:35,186 --> 00:52:36,813
Look at me!

757
00:52:36,888 --> 00:52:38,082
Look at me!

758
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,857
I was gonna be a standup comedian.

759
00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:43,553
But who's gonna laugh now?

760
00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:45,493
Some of their best jokes
are about cripples.

761
00:52:45,563 --> 00:52:46,655
Let's go.

762
00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:48,358
(crying)
It's not funny. It's pathetic.

763
00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:49,899
Would you stop cryin' over fuckin'...

764
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:51,127
spilled milk?

765
00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:53,363
I have no leg!

766
00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:00,372
(thud, squish)

767
00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:01,468
(grunts)

768
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,812
Now you do.
What do you think?

769
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:11,685
You could carry me, Wray.

770
00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:13,986
Yeah? You never wanted that before.

771
00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:15,987
Why start now?

772
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:20,519
Ah-ah!

773
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,128
Uhh!

774
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:25,294
Ahh!

775
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:26,427
Uhh!

776
00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:31,199
This is fucking ridiculous.

777
00:53:34,145 --> 00:53:35,544
(snarling)

778
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:38,438
The sheriff must've
taken the others to J.T.'s.

779
00:53:38,516 --> 00:53:39,608
Get in.

780
00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:45,987
(grunting)

781
00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:48,082
God damn it, wait for me.

782
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:01,463
My leg's stuck in the door!

783
00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,473
- It's just wood.
- It's splintering.

784
00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,304
Will you just leave it alone?

785
00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:06,809
Why is this happening to me?

786
00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:09,778
I don't know. Just...
just do me a favor right now and just...

787
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:11,644
stay strong.

788
00:54:12,984 --> 00:54:14,417
"Stay"?

789
00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:17,954
Yeah, baby. Stay.

790
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,748
Okay, my name is Electra.

791
00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:23,020
Fucking listen.

792
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:24,721
My name is Electra.
Her name is Electra, too.

793
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,195
(speaking Spanish)

794
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:28,892
It's furry.

795
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:30,490
(speaking Spanish)

796
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:31,865
No.

797
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,631
He's a furry one.

798
00:54:33,704 --> 00:54:36,138
She goes by Lia, I go by EI.
El from "Electra", Ame from "Amelia".

799
00:54:36,207 --> 00:54:38,300
Does that make
any fucking sense in your head?

800
00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:42,979
You can call me whatever the fuck
you want... I don't give a shit.

801
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:45,607
(doorbell rings, knock on door)

802
00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,156
Oye, chica.

803
00:54:53,224 --> 00:54:54,919
- You said 10:00!
- I'm sorry.

804
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:57,153
We can't be watching your kid
all goddamn night!

805
00:54:57,228 --> 00:54:59,719
Your friend never showed up,
and we got shit to do!

806
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,321
That's right.

807
00:55:01,399 --> 00:55:03,367
Then start doing it.

808
00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:06,097
Oh!

809
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,833
Uhh!

810
00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:12,407
Tony! We're leaving!

811
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,639
Wait, my tarantula.

812
00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,578
Bring it. Let's go.

813
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,013
And my turtle.

814
00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:20,808
And my scorpion.

815
00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:24,184
We're not all octopuses.
We can't carry everything.

816
00:55:24,255 --> 00:55:25,688
"Octopi."

817
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:28,691
Ohh... come on, let's go.

818
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:36,426
Tony, what did I tell you?

819
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,230
You can't bring them all.
Didn't I tell you that?

820
00:55:39,303 --> 00:55:41,771
It's okay. They can live
in the same tank.

821
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:44,399
What about my pocket bike?

822
00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:45,772
It's in the trunk.

823
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,242
Aah!

824
00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:49,609
Where do you think you're going,
you fucking bitch?!

825
00:55:50,314 --> 00:55:50,780
(gasps)

826
00:55:52,316 --> 00:55:53,840
We're gonna fuckin' kill you!

827
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:00,723
(shouts)

828
00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:03,055
(both shouting at once)

829
00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:12,760
Are you sure you want to do this?

830
00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,498
(clatters)

831
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,900
SHERIFF HAGUE:
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.

832
00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:20,375
You're all deputies
as of this moment forward.

833
00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:22,036
Except for you, Wray.

834
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:31,881
Yo.

835
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:34,321
What do we got?

836
00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:36,155
Something's wrong up there.

837
00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:39,361
J.T. Always comes out and greets.

838
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:40,522
Let's go.

839
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,734
Try not to shoot yourselves.

840
00:56:46,537 --> 00:56:47,731
Don't shoot each other.

841
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,304
But especially...

842
00:56:52,877 --> 00:56:54,242
don't shoot me.

843
00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:56,073
(grunts)

844
00:57:01,419 --> 00:57:02,818
J. T?

845
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,392
Go on! Get off him, Rusty!

846
00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:13,794
(dog whines)

847
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,398
God damn, J.T.

848
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:21,894
Yah!

849
00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,799
(grunting)

850
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:32,044
- (sighs)
- (J.T. Chuckles)

851
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,310
Barbecue?

852
00:57:34,385 --> 00:57:35,716
Asshole.

853
00:57:37,755 --> 00:57:40,155
Damn good sausage link, J.T.

854
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:41,953
Best in Texas.

855
00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:44,187
Must've passed out
after I killed those things.

856
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,254
Nice shootin'.

857
00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:49,629
Everybody gather up supplies.

858
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,258
We head out in 20!

859
00:57:55,406 --> 00:57:56,464
I think I nailed it.

860
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:58,599
Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it.

861
00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:02,009
I finally found my...
my award-winning barbecue sauce!

862
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:05,080
Your blood's in it.

863
00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:11,186
God damn it, he's right.

864
00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:14,784
(horn honking)

865
00:58:20,297 --> 00:58:21,355
(honking)

866
00:58:26,570 --> 00:58:27,696
(honking)

867
00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,635
Hey, my other tooth fell out.

868
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,473
Heh.

869
00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:36,603
It sure did.

870
00:58:37,448 --> 00:58:39,643
Hey, your tooth fell out, too.

871
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,584
We're toothless buddies.

872
00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:48,090
Oh, we sure are.

873
00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:58,067
I want you to open that for Mommy.

874
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,698
Now, take the gun.

875
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,740
Careful.

876
00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:10,644
And if anyone comes to the door
that isn't me,

877
00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,739
I want you to shoot them, okay?

878
00:59:12,816 --> 00:59:14,841
I'm not kidding, Tony.

879
00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:16,580
You shoot them...

880
00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:18,679
just like your video games.

881
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:21,691
You shoot them in the head.

882
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:23,624
What if it's Dad?

883
00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,720
Especially if it's your dad.

884
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:38,933
(gasps)

885
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,409
And be careful
where you point that thing.

886
00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:42,843
You'll blow your own face off.

887
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,710
I'll be right back.

888
00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:47,511
I love you.
(kiss)

889
00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:49,108
(kiss)

890
00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:00,487
(gunshot)

891
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,395
(screaming)

892
01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,294
Tony!

893
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:13,067
Aah!

894
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:14,474
Hello, baby.

895
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,103
(rip)

896
01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:19,308
Ohh!

897
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:22,115
(snarling)

898
01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,828
I'm gonna eat your brains...

899
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,228
and gain your knowledge.

900
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,096
Stay away!

901
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,805
Look what you did to our son!

902
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:53,578
Stay away!

903
01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:02,050
God damn it, I told you
I didn't want to see you again.

904
01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,094
Daddy!

905
01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:06,719
(snarling)

906
01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:08,424
Get your sorry ass in here!

907
01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,488
Aah!

908
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:15,096
If it's escape vehicles you want,
escape vehicles I got.

909
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:16,469
Right this way.

910
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:18,636
Watch that meat.

911
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,107
Meet my wife.

912
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:21,838
(chuckles)

913
01:01:21,945 --> 01:01:23,936
Jesse James Custom Dominator.

914
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,414
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue
so goddamn good,

915
01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:28,917
he made this baby for me
free of fuckin' charge. Heh heh heh.

916
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:31,011
Got anything that could
transport more people?

917
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:34,780
Where's the top?

918
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:37,088
This baby's chopped permanent.

919
01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:39,186
Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire,
none of that shit.

920
01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:41,196
- No protection.
- But she's fast.

921
01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:44,234
Nitrous-injected,
350-horsepower engine.

922
01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:46,132
Who are you?

923
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:47,261
I mean, really.

924
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,566
Wray's Wreckage.

925
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,631
That's what it says on your truck.

926
01:01:56,647 --> 01:01:58,672
Are you a wrecker, Wray?

927
01:01:58,782 --> 01:02:00,579
I'm nobody.

928
01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:03,983
It's the easiest thing to remember.

929
01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:06,351
So remember it.

930
01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:11,786
J. T: Just stack 'em
on top of the counter.

931
01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,725
Hey, you want some barbecue?

932
01:02:15,799 --> 01:02:17,926
Heh heh heh. Best in Texas.

933
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:19,525
Aw, no, thanks.

934
01:02:19,603 --> 01:02:21,195
What's the matter,
you don't eat meat?

935
01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,932
Oh, I eat meat.

936
01:02:23,006 --> 01:02:25,440
I also eat lots of shit.

937
01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:27,306
You see this?

938
01:02:27,377 --> 01:02:28,571
What's that?

939
01:02:28,645 --> 01:02:29,942
Shit-eating grin.

940
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:31,241
(laughs)

941
01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:33,476
You ought to be a comedian.
(laughs)

942
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:34,949
What do you think of the leg?

943
01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:37,248
Oh, that's funny.
(laughs)

944
01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:40,346
How's your stump?

945
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:42,289
They knocked it out something fierce.

946
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:43,519
Still can't feel a thing.

947
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:47,827
This must be the real Bone Shack.

948
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,525
(sighs, waterbed sloshes)

949
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,228
Old J.T. Knows how to live.

950
01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:54,702
Like fuck he does.

951
01:02:57,608 --> 01:02:59,473
I like how you say "fuck".

952
01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:01,602
Good. Fuck you.

953
01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:03,876
Fuck me?

954
01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:10,246
Oh, so, now you're the comedian.

955
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,550
Go ahead, drop your pants.

956
01:03:12,623 --> 01:03:14,784
That'll be good for a laugh.

957
01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:17,258
I highly doubt that.

958
01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:25,392
That's my jacket.

959
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:27,403
Yes, I know.

960
01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:29,439
I looked for it for two weeks.

961
01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:34,333
Look, you were being
an unbelievable dick.

962
01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:36,641
I was walking out on you.

963
01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:40,046
I was cold.
I took your fucking jacket.

964
01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:43,814
So, if you're gonna go on one of your
psycho obsessive controlling rants

965
01:03:43,887 --> 01:03:45,821
about a fucking jacket,
then fucking take it,

966
01:03:45,889 --> 01:03:49,120
'cause I'd rather fucking freeze
than fucking hear about it one more time.

967
01:03:51,361 --> 01:03:53,124
Did you find what was in the pocket?

968
01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:54,858
Fuck no.

969
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,297
Look for it.

970
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,035
No, the other one.

971
01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,213
I was gonna give it to you,
but you left me.

972
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:16,410
You took the jacket.

973
01:04:17,588 --> 01:04:20,853
(together)
And I looked for it for two weeks.

974
01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,217
Read it.

975
01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,865
"Two against the world."

976
01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:36,970
Remember that?

977
01:04:38,642 --> 01:04:40,200
I never forgot it.

978
01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:43,635
Then why'd you leave?

979
01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:47,145
Because you didn't believe in us,

980
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,616
or in me.

981
01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:06,725
(moans)

982
01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:37,432
(whirring and clicking)

983
01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,566
(films slows down)

984
01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:01,714
(snarling)

985
01:06:04,895 --> 01:06:06,863
(grunting)

986
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,335
I figured one of them new deputies
might end up shootin' me,

987
01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,030
but not you, Tolo!

988
01:06:15,105 --> 01:06:16,595
Sorry. I'm sorry.

989
01:06:16,707 --> 01:06:18,572
- Dumbass.
- You're gonna be all right.

990
01:06:18,642 --> 01:06:20,132
- McGraw's here.
- WOMAN: Now, now, now.

991
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,337
- And a whole bunch of others.
- Everybody in!

992
01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:23,401
Come on!

993
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,970
Over here.

994
01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:26,674
Move your ass! Come on!

995
01:06:31,722 --> 01:06:34,623
(speaking Spanish)

996
01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:38,588
(groans)

997
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:40,957
(groans)

998
01:06:44,434 --> 01:06:46,766
What did I tell you, Tony?

999
01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:50,204
Don't point the gun at yourself.

1000
01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:52,976
Didn't I tell you that?

1001
01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:56,606
Thank you for telling me about...

1002
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:57,738
you know.

1003
01:06:57,814 --> 01:06:59,679
Don't mention it.

1004
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,581
That's an order.

1005
01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:03,346
If I had known that you were...

1006
01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:07,848
EIWray...

1007
01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:10,188
I wouldn't have given you
such a hard time.

1008
01:07:10,293 --> 01:07:12,887
I didn't mean to be a prick about it.

1009
01:07:12,963 --> 01:07:15,454
Need-to-know basis, that kind of shit.

1010
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,863
Take this.

1011
01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:20,694
Do what you do best.

1012
01:07:22,973 --> 01:07:24,873
No, you're not!

1013
01:07:24,941 --> 01:07:26,340
Don't give him the gun. Not...

1014
01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:27,933
Give him the gun, Tolo.

1015
01:07:28,011 --> 01:07:29,945
(Sheriff Hague grunting)

1016
01:07:30,013 --> 01:07:31,605
Give him the gun.

1017
01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:34,341
Give him all the guns.

1018
01:07:44,694 --> 01:07:46,218
(rock music playing)

1019
01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,565
Holy shit.

1020
01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:54,027
That boy's got the devil in him.

1021
01:07:57,307 --> 01:07:58,331
We gotta fight them off.

1022
01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:00,743
Get to our vehicles.

1023
01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:03,805
Everyone behind me!

1024
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,541
(snarling)

1025
01:08:09,086 --> 01:08:10,576
(screaming)

1026
01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,422
(snarling)

1027
01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:16,648
Outside now!

1028
01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:21,797
(speaking Spanish)

1029
01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:36,805
God damn you!

1030
01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:44,119
(snarling)

1031
01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:49,125
Everybody back inside!

1032
01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,726
You, Skip.

1033
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,770
Front and center.

1034
01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:04,568
You go out front,
start up the Kill Dozer.

1035
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:06,768
We'll need it to transport
the other survivors.

1036
01:09:06,877 --> 01:09:09,277
You fuckin' crazy?
I'm not goin' out there.

1037
01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,779
- I'll cover you.
- I'm not goin'.

1038
01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:13,281
I never miss.

1039
01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:15,318
Come on, Skip.

1040
01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:17,250
It's go-go.

1041
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,220
Not cry-cry.

1042
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:21,314
Cherry!

1043
01:09:25,228 --> 01:09:27,128
(snarling)

1044
01:09:31,568 --> 01:09:33,126
Oh, dear.

1045
01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:37,269
(growling)

1046
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:42,205
- (grunting)
- Ah!

1047
01:09:56,226 --> 01:09:57,557
(growling)

1048
01:09:58,795 --> 01:09:59,784
Aah!

1049
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:21,843
J. T!

1050
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:23,715
You take whoever you can fit
in your convertible.

1051
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,878
Everyone else on board!

1052
01:10:24,955 --> 01:10:26,547
Skip, grab the twins!
Come along with me!

1053
01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:28,886
You take the chopper.

1054
01:10:28,959 --> 01:10:30,586
I need someone else
to drive my truck!

1055
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,991
I'll do it.

1056
01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:36,057
You're bleedin' like a stuck pig.

1057
01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:38,225
Your vision's blurred
and you're on your last legs.

1058
01:10:38,301 --> 01:10:39,598
Anything else?

1059
01:10:39,669 --> 01:10:41,193
Don't wreck it.

1060
01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:44,105
Somebody grab the slaw!

1061
01:10:44,174 --> 01:10:46,039
You can't have no barbecue
without coleslaw!

1062
01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,667
- Give me a gun.
- Take this.

1063
01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:49,906
Fucking cool!

1064
01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:53,940
All right, y'all, head out.
I'll hold 'em off.

1065
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:57,945
I can take care of myself.

1066
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,215
Bye, Daddy.

1067
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:03,482
Do you remember how to ride a bike?

1068
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,323
Useless talent number 32.

1069
01:11:05,395 --> 01:11:06,555
(revs engine)

1070
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:07,654
Good.

1071
01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,460
Anyone else have a car?

1072
01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:16,402
Now, you're sure you're okay
driving this thing?

1073
01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:17,804
Hell yeah.

1074
01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:23,404
Dakota...
we're sorry about Tony.

1075
01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:25,306
Thanks.

1076
01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:28,907
Your engine is shot
and you've got three blown tires.

1077
01:11:28,985 --> 01:11:30,976
But I've got his pocket bike
in the trunk.

1078
01:11:32,822 --> 01:11:34,221
Is it fast?

1079
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:36,282
Zero to fifty in four seconds.

1080
01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:38,293
You ride with her.

1081
01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:41,057
I'm Cherry.

1082
01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:42,655
You sure are.

1083
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,461
Move out!

1084
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:47,559
Damn shame.

1085
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,421
(growling)

1086
01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,354
(shrieks)

1087
01:12:14,130 --> 01:12:15,358
(grunts)

1088
01:12:21,004 --> 01:12:22,494
- (barks)
- Rusty!

1089
01:12:22,605 --> 01:12:24,436
- (yelps)
- Aah!

1090
01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:25,940
God damn it!

1091
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:26,998
Aah!

1092
01:12:32,182 --> 01:12:34,116
(growling)

1093
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:57,099
(snarling)

1094
01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:06,246
Sheriff! How much ammo we got?

1095
01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:09,651
Not enough.

1096
01:13:13,356 --> 01:13:16,018
(machine gun fire, growling)

1097
01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:24,931
Don't shoot!
We're not infected!

1098
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:36,639
MULDOON:
All survivors gotta come with us.

1099
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,341
Especially you...

1100
01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:42,346
El Wray.

1101
01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,853
I don't go by that name anymore.

1102
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,013
(Cherry screams)

1103
01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:54,792
(grunts)

1104
01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,365
It's okay. It's okay.

1105
01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:05,634
We're here in quarantine
with the other survivors.

1106
01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:07,573
(man coughing)

1107
01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:17,181
Where is here?

1108
01:14:18,388 --> 01:14:20,083
CHERRY: The old army base.

1109
01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:22,924
El Wray?

1110
01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:25,891
That you?

1111
01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:29,888
He's with them.
I saw him in their convoy earlier.

1112
01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:31,729
I'm a scientist...

1113
01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:34,235
and a businessman.
Not military.

1114
01:14:34,304 --> 01:14:38,001
Which is why he's gonna tell us
what the fuck is going on.

1115
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,804
They're stealing biochemical weapons.

1116
01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,173
DC-2?

1117
01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,612
Also known as "Project Terror."

1118
01:14:46,416 --> 01:14:49,715
Designed to take out an entire populace
in a controlled landlocked area.

1119
01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,754
You were supplying it to them.

1120
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:56,082
- That's why they shut you out.
- They found my supply.

1121
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,127
It's under our feet.

1122
01:14:58,228 --> 01:15:00,128
Ten stories down.

1123
01:15:00,230 --> 01:15:02,630
What about countering
with atropine and PAM-2?

1124
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:06,567
Interferes with the neurotoxic delivery,
sets off the cell-blaster,

1125
01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:10,094
and you're gushing blood and pus
through every sacred hole in your body.

1126
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,606
Appetizing.

1127
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:15,303
The only treatment
is a regimented exposure to DC-2 itself.

1128
01:15:15,378 --> 01:15:16,936
It delays the negative effects.

1129
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,480
They need it...

1130
01:15:19,582 --> 01:15:20,810
like a drug.

1131
01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:23,444
Correct. But we found that
a small percentage of people

1132
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,681
are not affected by the gas itself,

1133
01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:28,280
and within this small percentage
lies a cure.

1134
01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:29,985
What do you want to do?

1135
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,657
Mexico.

1136
01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:36,527
Put our backs against the ocean

1137
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,191
and defend ourselves from there.

1138
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:40,132
No. We have to get back to my lab.

1139
01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:42,194
This infection will spread
all over the world,

1140
01:15:42,272 --> 01:15:44,263
to every man, woman and child,

1141
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:45,898
unless I finish my antidote.

1142
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:48,636
You have an antidote?

1143
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:49,837
(door opens)

1144
01:15:56,352 --> 01:15:58,286
You! You!

1145
01:15:58,354 --> 01:15:59,252
Come with us.

1146
01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:01,581
Move it!

1147
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:03,823
Move it, Peggy!

1148
01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:08,161
Uhh!

1149
01:16:21,511 --> 01:16:23,172
(muffled)
Do you like Ava Gardner?

1150
01:16:24,347 --> 01:16:25,507
I'm sorry?

1151
01:16:29,519 --> 01:16:32,010
Ava Gardner.
Do you like her?

1152
01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:35,089
Yeah, I guess.

1153
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:38,018
I was just thinking that you, uh...

1154
01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,119
kind of look like Ava Gardner
a little bit.

1155
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,091
(elevator stops)

1156
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,095
You got something
you want to say to me?

1157
01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:53,137
I have nothing to say to you.

1158
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:55,109
You got nothing to say, huh?
That's funny.

1159
01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:58,204
'Cause I could've swore you just
gave me a "fuck you" look right now.

1160
01:16:59,082 --> 01:17:00,606
You want to say "fuck you" to me?

1161
01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:02,842
Not at this moment.

1162
01:17:05,555 --> 01:17:07,079
You know what this is?

1163
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,149
A gun.

1164
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:12,319
It's simplicity itself.

1165
01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:15,321
You see, you point it
at what you want to die...

1166
01:17:16,265 --> 01:17:18,256
and you pull the little trigger here...

1167
01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:21,400
and a little bullet comes out of here.

1168
01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:24,736
And the little bullet
hits you right there.

1169
01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:27,036
And you know what?

1170
01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:30,802
You don't look like
Ava Gardner no more.

1171
01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:34,649
(holsters gun)

1172
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,412
Don't taunt me, tramp.

1173
01:17:38,488 --> 01:17:41,787
I am not one to be taunted.

1174
01:17:41,891 --> 01:17:42,983
You got it?

1175
01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:48,089
Let me here you say, "I got it."

1176
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,496
I got it.

1177
01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:52,431
You damn well better.

1178
01:17:56,472 --> 01:17:58,337
(elevator starts up)

1179
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,742
Tool.

1180
01:18:01,811 --> 01:18:03,870
(saxophone playing)

1181
01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:09,048
J. T: (whispering)
God damn it, that's it.

1182
01:18:09,919 --> 01:18:11,614
I figured it out.

1183
01:18:12,789 --> 01:18:14,051
Salt.

1184
01:18:14,123 --> 01:18:15,590
Got it all figured out. It's salt.

1185
01:18:15,658 --> 01:18:17,148
Blood is salty.
(laughs)

1186
01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:19,660
That's all my sauce needed,
was just a little more salt.

1187
01:18:20,630 --> 01:18:22,825
It just needed a little thickening agent.
You know what I'm talkin' about?

1188
01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:24,024
What are you doing, J. T?

1189
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,034
That's all I gotta do,
is put a little more salt in.

1190
01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:28,433
It'd just do the same goddamn thing
that the blood did.

1191
01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:30,904
I tell you what, brother,
that little bit of blood did the trick.

1192
01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:32,873
Don't do nothin' stupid, J.T.
I got it covered.

1193
01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:35,911
It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears.
Now all it needs is some blood!

1194
01:18:39,682 --> 01:18:40,979
- Drop the gun!
- J. T!

1195
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,608
(grunting)

1196
01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:44,175
- Do it now!
- Okay, okay!

1197
01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,652
Don't shoot!

1198
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:46,882
J.T., you all right?

1199
01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:47,751
(J.T. Grunts)

1200
01:18:48,658 --> 01:18:49,386
Uhh!

1201
01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:58,023
Hey, you all right, bro?

1202
01:18:58,134 --> 01:18:59,965
J. T: God damn it,
I'm not all right at all, brother.

1203
01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:01,469
Not at all.

1204
01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:03,164
Wait here.

1205
01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:05,400
Oh... I sure will.

1206
01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:07,408
(chuckles)

1207
01:19:07,510 --> 01:19:09,478
Goddamn sauce.

1208
01:19:17,687 --> 01:19:20,019
NARRATOR:
"Women in Cages".

1209
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,886
See them in action.

1210
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:23,255
(women shouting)

1211
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:25,224
See them in love.

1212
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,762
See them in terror.

1213
01:19:27,830 --> 01:19:30,390
White skin on the black market.

1214
01:19:30,466 --> 01:19:33,663
Softflesh for hard cash.

1215
01:19:33,736 --> 01:19:35,795
"Women in Cages."

1216
01:19:35,872 --> 01:19:37,999
I'm gonna go get my dick wet.

1217
01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:40,269
She's got one leg.

1218
01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:42,004
Easier access.

1219
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,444
You got a point.

1220
01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:55,255
Get the rest of this shit upstairs
and we'll blow this entire floor.

1221
01:19:55,324 --> 01:19:56,313
Yes, sir.

1222
01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,260
(beeps)

1223
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:04,956
(alarm blaring)

1224
01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:07,934
(machinery clacking)

1225
01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:11,836
Get Lewis down here.

1226
01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:15,435
He's getting his dick wet, sir.

1227
01:20:15,511 --> 01:20:17,672
Get him the fuck down here now!

1228
01:20:23,653 --> 01:20:25,086
(grunts)

1229
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,488
Lewis?

1230
01:20:29,559 --> 01:20:30,617
Wilson?

1231
01:20:30,726 --> 01:20:32,694
(machines power down)

1232
01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:47,735
Where are my men?

1233
01:20:47,810 --> 01:20:49,903
I've got several right here.

1234
01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:52,174
(bag sloshes)

1235
01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:53,680
What the fuck's this?

1236
01:20:53,783 --> 01:20:55,978
Their balls, sweetheart.

1237
01:20:59,655 --> 01:21:01,953
I'm walking out of here
with this shit, Wray.

1238
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:04,254
- Let us go.
- Tell me why we should.

1239
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:05,351
Because I earned it.

1240
01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,985
How do you figure that?

1241
01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:10,362
You want the story?
I'll spin it for you quick.

1242
01:21:10,433 --> 01:21:13,300
A termite's nest of caves
on the Afghan border,

1243
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:16,497
me and my men walking around
with our dicks in our hands

1244
01:21:16,572 --> 01:21:20,303
and our balls in our throats,
lookin' for America's most wanted.

1245
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,866
- Bin Laden.
- Yeah.

1246
01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:24,071
For once, our intel
was right on the money.

1247
01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:25,374
I come around a corner...

1248
01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:27,382
bam, there he is,
lookin' me right in the eyes.

1249
01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:28,576
Wait.

1250
01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:30,619
You killed bin Laden?

1251
01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:34,053
I put two in his heart,
one in his computer.

1252
01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:36,147
So that was you.

1253
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,522
Yeah.

1254
01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:39,691
That was me.

1255
01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:43,821
Class-A clusterfuck.

1256
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:47,199
He wasn't supposed to be there,
we weren't supposed to be there,

1257
01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:51,104
and I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be
the one to punch his dialysis ticket.

1258
01:21:51,173 --> 01:21:55,075
So, instead of a chest full of medals,
we get a face full of DC-2.

1259
01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:57,304
No cure.

1260
01:21:57,380 --> 01:21:59,814
That is, not until we found
somebody from the other side

1261
01:21:59,882 --> 01:22:01,907
willing to sell us batches of this shit.

1262
01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:05,249
Science comes first, but business
comes a close fucking second.

1263
01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:08,813
WRAY: Then you realized if you could
infect a large enough populace,

1264
01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:12,019
the experiment and its survivors,

1265
01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:13,755
you'd find a cure.

1266
01:22:13,829 --> 01:22:16,525
I swore to my men
that I'd do everything in my power

1267
01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:18,089
to keep them alive.

1268
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,327
And that's what I intend to do, Wray.

1269
01:22:20,403 --> 01:22:22,428
(Muldoon groaning, skin bubbling)

1270
01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:23,869
Understand?

1271
01:22:25,408 --> 01:22:27,740
I never had a choice.

1272
01:22:28,778 --> 01:22:30,678
(snarling)

1273
01:22:30,746 --> 01:22:32,145
Neither do I, sir.

1274
01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,985
God bless you
and your service to this country.

1275
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:39,113
(snarls)

1276
01:22:43,759 --> 01:22:45,056
You're a doctor?

1277
01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:46,853
Heh.

1278
01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:49,695
I was earlier tonight.

1279
01:22:51,567 --> 01:22:53,831
I always wanted to be a doctor.

1280
01:22:53,903 --> 01:22:57,134
Instead, I can do...

1281
01:22:57,206 --> 01:22:58,605
this.

1282
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:02,542
Ohh. Useless talent number 66.

1283
01:23:06,582 --> 01:23:07,844
I'm very pliable.

1284
01:23:07,917 --> 01:23:09,544
DAKOTA: A girlfriend of mine
had a theory.

1285
01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:13,054
She said at some point in your life,

1286
01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:16,319
you find a use for every useless talent
you ever had.

1287
01:23:17,259 --> 01:23:19,352
It's like, uh, connecting the dots.

1288
01:23:19,428 --> 01:23:21,760
I'm not that optimistic.

1289
01:23:21,831 --> 01:23:25,392
I feel like I'm sinking down the drain
and I can't get out.

1290
01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:26,730
She'd say...

1291
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:29,571
when you're stuck in that spiral...

1292
01:23:30,573 --> 01:23:31,938
you reach up.

1293
01:23:32,742 --> 01:23:35,643
What if there's nothing up there?

1294
01:23:36,545 --> 01:23:38,274
Just reach up.

1295
01:23:40,116 --> 01:23:41,344
You're a dancer.

1296
01:23:41,450 --> 01:23:43,918
I was earlier tonight.

1297
01:23:43,986 --> 01:23:46,580
Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!

1298
01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:47,679
(grunting)

1299
01:23:49,258 --> 01:23:51,385
Get your ass up!

1300
01:23:53,295 --> 01:23:56,787
Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby,
and that means you.

1301
01:23:56,866 --> 01:23:57,855
Radio!

1302
01:23:58,934 --> 01:23:59,992
##

1303
01:24:00,102 --> 01:24:02,593
Wail, baby, now!

1304
01:24:07,043 --> 01:24:08,943
# Goin'to a party... #

1305
01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:10,000
That's...
(chuckles)

1306
01:24:10,112 --> 01:24:12,910
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1307
01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:15,144
Dance it up.

1308
01:24:16,786 --> 01:24:18,253
Keep dancing!

1309
01:24:18,988 --> 01:24:20,683
# 'Cause now I'm jaded... #

1310
01:24:20,790 --> 01:24:24,487
I have seen me
some crazy ass shit in my day...

1311
01:24:25,961 --> 01:24:28,896
but ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.

1312
01:24:28,998 --> 01:24:31,694
I have seen me a stripper
with one breast,

1313
01:24:31,801 --> 01:24:34,736
and I've seen me a stripper
with 12 toes,

1314
01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:37,328
and I've seen me a stripper
with no brains at all,

1315
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:40,534
but I ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.

1316
01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:42,543
And I've been to Morocco.

1317
01:24:43,612 --> 01:24:45,375
Dance, bitch!

1318
01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:48,946
Break a leg!

1319
01:24:50,019 --> 01:24:52,078
Break it off! Ha ha!

1320
01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:01,394
(gasps)

1321
01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,727
Dance for me, motherfucker.

1322
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:05,664
- Uhh!
- Aaaaah!

1323
01:25:05,734 --> 01:25:06,428
Aah!

1324
01:25:06,502 --> 01:25:09,198
Ohhhh!

1325
01:25:10,072 --> 01:25:11,869
(grunting)

1326
01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:19,907
You thought it was pretty funny,
didn't you?

1327
01:25:20,015 --> 01:25:22,506
Actually, yes.

1328
01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,553
You gave me some wood,

1329
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,611
now I'm gonna give you...

1330
01:25:26,689 --> 01:25:29,715
some fuckin' wood!

1331
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:31,760
Ah... ah!

1332
01:25:31,861 --> 01:25:34,796
(dramatic music playing)

1333
01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:39,123
(gasps)

1334
01:25:39,235 --> 01:25:42,204
Ahh!

1335
01:25:42,271 --> 01:25:44,796
The gas! You need your gas!

1336
01:25:44,874 --> 01:25:46,933
No! Fuck the gas, fuck it.

1337
01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:49,443
I'm just gonna have to make this quick.

1338
01:25:49,545 --> 01:25:51,513
(grunting)

1339
01:25:56,886 --> 01:25:58,353
(laughing)

1340
01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:02,154
Aah!

1341
01:26:02,258 --> 01:26:03,452
Uhh!

1342
01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:05,459
Where'd you get that?

1343
01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:07,688
Useless talent number 37.

1344
01:26:09,131 --> 01:26:10,826
Aaaaah!

1345
01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:16,566
(knuckles crack)

1346
01:26:18,107 --> 01:26:20,132
(groaning)

1347
01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:23,936
(banging)

1348
01:26:30,452 --> 01:26:32,443
Uhh! Uhh!

1349
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:35,852
I broke my leg.

1350
01:26:35,925 --> 01:26:38,655
That's okay.
I made you something.

1351
01:26:39,762 --> 01:26:41,320
(clang)

1352
01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:43,523
I do believe in you.

1353
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:45,765
Always have.

1354
01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:48,428
I believe that you could be better.

1355
01:26:48,504 --> 01:26:50,802
You deserve better,

1356
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,534
even better than me.

1357
01:26:53,409 --> 01:26:54,637
Right now,

1358
01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:56,644
I need you to become...

1359
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,807
who you're meant to be.

1360
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:01,910
Stand.

1361
01:27:05,187 --> 01:27:07,382
(grunting)

1362
01:27:07,489 --> 01:27:09,821
I'd stand clear if I were you.

1363
01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:12,054
(grunting)

1364
01:27:16,165 --> 01:27:18,292
Open that door, will you, baby?

1365
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,745
Uhh!

1366
01:27:35,217 --> 01:27:37,913
(music playing on radio)

1367
01:27:37,987 --> 01:27:39,113
(music stops)

1368
01:27:46,495 --> 01:27:48,622
They've destroyed most of the tanks.

1369
01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:51,991
Any that are left
we'll get on our way to the helicopters.

1370
01:27:52,067 --> 01:27:54,297
There are two helicopters,

1371
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:56,395
big enough to take all of us.

1372
01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:58,966
Who can fly?

1373
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,511
Can anyone else fly a helicopter?

1374
01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:06,172
I can fly, but...

1375
01:28:06,248 --> 01:28:08,216
no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.

1376
01:28:08,284 --> 01:28:10,081
Okay. Cool.

1377
01:28:10,185 --> 01:28:11,413
I'll fly.

1378
01:28:12,721 --> 01:28:13,915
Let's go.

1379
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,859
I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.

1380
01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:24,794
You'll take care of this for me,
then, Sheriff?

1381
01:28:26,068 --> 01:28:27,729
With pleasure.

1382
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,065
Three minutes.

1383
01:28:30,005 --> 01:28:32,166
Your brother's a good man, J.T.

1384
01:28:32,241 --> 01:28:33,833
Best in Texas.

1385
01:28:37,079 --> 01:28:38,205
Hop on.

1386
01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:42,882
No, the other way.

1387
01:28:42,951 --> 01:28:44,248
Oh.

1388
01:28:46,889 --> 01:28:49,449
No. The other way.

1389
01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:56,428
(tires screech)

1390
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,419
(blows)

1391
01:29:36,638 --> 01:29:39,072
The helicopters are
on the other side of this wall.

1392
01:29:41,276 --> 01:29:43,267
(overlapping chatter)

1393
01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:47,310
We make a run for it!

1394
01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:50,546
No! If we all get killed,
there's no stopping this plague.

1395
01:29:50,652 --> 01:29:51,880
Don't you get it?

1396
01:29:51,987 --> 01:29:54,478
We're the antidote.

1397
01:29:54,556 --> 01:29:56,046
Well, is there another way around?

1398
01:29:56,158 --> 01:29:58,058
Wait here.

1399
01:30:02,398 --> 01:30:03,660
(weapon fires)

1400
01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,440
(weapon fires)

1401
01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:28,120
I don't suppose there are any other
biochemical engineers around? Heh.

1402
01:30:28,190 --> 01:30:29,851
- (weapon fires)
- Take that as a no.

1403
01:30:31,827 --> 01:30:33,454
We have to get over that wall!

1404
01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:40,034
I was thinkin' we could build us
a new place,

1405
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,229
right there where the old one was.

1406
01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:44,663
You cook,

1407
01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:46,367
I work the back.

1408
01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:50,941
You don't make that rent
so goddamn high.

1409
01:30:51,013 --> 01:30:54,346
We share the recipe,
we share the rent.

1410
01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:01,786
Start at 250 degrees.

1411
01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,517
I knew it.

1412
01:31:06,595 --> 01:31:08,062
For how long?

1413
01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:10,530
- 12 pounds?
- Sure.

1414
01:31:10,599 --> 01:31:12,794
12 pounds, 12 hours.

1415
01:31:12,901 --> 01:31:14,960
Wrapped in tin foil, right?

1416
01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:17,164
I don't use no goddamn foil.

1417
01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:18,263
Damn.

1418
01:31:18,373 --> 01:31:20,603
Tomatoes? Fresh?

1419
01:31:21,610 --> 01:31:23,009
Canned.

1420
01:31:23,078 --> 01:31:24,739
- No shit?
- Yeah.

1421
01:31:24,813 --> 01:31:26,041
You score me some?

1422
01:31:26,114 --> 01:31:27,638
Oh, yeah.

1423
01:31:27,749 --> 01:31:29,717
'Cause we're brothers.

1424
01:31:31,386 --> 01:31:33,547
Thank you for this.

1425
01:31:33,622 --> 01:31:35,180
You just remember...

1426
01:31:35,257 --> 01:31:38,158
you got to take this recipe
to your grave.

1427
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:42,424
(straining) I think I can...
goddamn guarantee that.

1428
01:31:52,174 --> 01:31:54,768
(laughs)

1429
01:32:03,585 --> 01:32:04,950
(growling)

1430
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:08,948
That's our cue.

1431
01:32:11,326 --> 01:32:12,987
Cherry, darling...

1432
01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:16,229
it's all you.

1433
01:32:20,636 --> 01:32:22,467
(rock music playing)

1434
01:32:40,923 --> 01:32:42,982
(grunting)

1435
01:32:47,563 --> 01:32:48,825
Let's go!

1436
01:33:23,999 --> 01:33:26,126
(snarling)

1437
01:33:47,189 --> 01:33:48,713
(snarling)

1438
01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:51,389
(grunting)

1439
01:33:54,096 --> 01:33:55,791
Aah!

1440
01:33:56,832 --> 01:33:57,958
Wray!

1441
01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:02,831
Damn it, Wray.

1442
01:34:02,904 --> 01:34:04,132
Ohh.

1443
01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:08,434
Okay. You need to get up
'cause we're leaving.

1444
01:34:33,035 --> 01:34:35,435
They told me I'd find you here.

1445
01:34:38,774 --> 01:34:41,675
I was beginning to lose hope.

1446
01:34:41,777 --> 01:34:43,540
I'm sorry...

1447
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,341
but I lied.

1448
01:34:48,784 --> 01:34:52,379
I did want to hurt you.

1449
01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:55,887
My turn.

1450
01:34:56,525 --> 01:34:58,015
(grunting)

1451
01:35:06,301 --> 01:35:09,998
No more dead bodies
for Daddy tonight.

1452
01:35:11,573 --> 01:35:14,064
Never did like that son of a bitch.

1453
01:35:15,844 --> 01:35:20,144
About as useless
as a pecker on a pope.

1454
01:35:26,354 --> 01:35:27,514
Don't touch anything.

1455
01:35:27,622 --> 01:35:28,884
I want to fly it.

1456
01:35:28,957 --> 01:35:31,187
- He said not to touch anything!
- You don't know what you're doing!

1457
01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:32,487
- I do know what I'm doing!
- No, you don't!

1458
01:35:32,561 --> 01:35:34,825
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up, sit down...

1459
01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:36,693
and don't fuckin' touch anything!

1460
01:35:40,635 --> 01:35:43,126
(groaning)

1461
01:35:43,205 --> 01:35:44,331
Everybody sit down!

1462
01:35:51,213 --> 01:35:52,703
Whoo!

1463
01:35:52,781 --> 01:35:53,941
(snarling)

1464
01:35:54,015 --> 01:35:56,210
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
R-r-r-r-rah-ha!

1465
01:35:56,318 --> 01:35:58,286
(all grunting)

1466
01:36:01,056 --> 01:36:02,114
Hit the wipers.

1467
01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:09,453
Go on, leave me.

1468
01:36:09,531 --> 01:36:12,193
I am not leaving you here like this.

1469
01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:15,168
Motherfuckers around here
eat road kill.

1470
01:36:15,237 --> 01:36:16,898
(laughs)

1471
01:36:16,972 --> 01:36:19,634
See? I'm funny.

1472
01:36:20,375 --> 01:36:22,002
I made you laugh.

1473
01:36:22,077 --> 01:36:23,237
Go to the ocean.

1474
01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:26,371
Put your backs to it.
Protect yourselves there.

1475
01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:29,144
I'm not leaving you, Wray.

1476
01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:32,513
(crying)
It's two against the world.

1477
01:36:33,789 --> 01:36:35,381
It will be.

1478
01:36:36,892 --> 01:36:38,291
I promise.

1479
01:36:39,127 --> 01:36:40,924
I never miss.

1480
01:36:42,364 --> 01:36:44,161
Don't worry, baby.

1481
01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:47,068
You'll find your way.

1482
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:50,104
(cries, mutters)

1483
01:36:51,106 --> 01:36:53,131
(grunts)

1484
01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:55,836
(Cherry sobbing)

1485
01:36:57,712 --> 01:36:59,680
(helicopter hovering overhead)

1486
01:37:02,117 --> 01:37:05,575
Reach up!

1487
01:37:17,465 --> 01:37:19,865
DAKOTA: Reach up!

1488
01:37:20,969 --> 01:37:23,267
(crying)

1489
01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:30,500
##

1490
01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:46,120
(woman singing)

1491
01:38:06,248 --> 01:38:08,614
CHERRY: It's like you said
it would be, Wray.

1492
01:38:10,685 --> 01:38:13,279
I'm like you said I would be.

1493
01:38:13,355 --> 01:38:15,016
I find the lost...

1494
01:38:15,991 --> 01:38:17,288
the weary...

1495
01:38:18,593 --> 01:38:20,584
those that have no hope.

1496
01:38:20,662 --> 01:38:23,654
I find them and I lead them...

1497
01:38:24,666 --> 01:38:27,157
to a land we've made for ourselves.

1498
01:38:28,536 --> 01:38:30,504
The land by the sea.

1499
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:40,411
(snarling)

1500
01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:42,211
(neighs)

1501
01:38:50,558 --> 01:38:52,082
(horse nickers)

1502
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:53,923
(woman singing)

1503
01:39:04,873 --> 01:39:06,636
CHERRY: It's beautiful.

1504
01:39:07,642 --> 01:39:10,042
She's beautiful.

1505
01:39:12,047 --> 01:39:15,676
I wish you could see us, us two.

1506
01:39:16,651 --> 01:39:18,516
It's like you said it would be.

1507
01:39:19,788 --> 01:39:21,813
Two against the world, baby.

1508
01:39:22,724 --> 01:39:24,521
Two against the world.

1509
01:39:35,136 --> 01:39:37,798
(film warbles)

1510
01:39:37,872 --> 01:39:39,863
##

1511
01:43:09,450 --> 01:43:11,611
##

1512
01:43:23,731 --> 01:43:29,169
# See the pyramids along the Nile #

1513
01:43:30,438 --> 01:43:35,842
# Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle #

1514
01:43:37,111 --> 01:43:42,674
# Just remember, darlin', all the while #

1515
01:43:43,851 --> 01:43:49,016
# You belong to me #

1516
01:43:50,258 --> 01:43:55,821
# See the marketplace in old Algiers #

1517
01:43:56,998 --> 01:44:02,698
# Send me photographs and souvenirs #

1518
01:44:03,638 --> 01:44:09,235
# Just rememberwhen a dream appears #

1519
01:44:10,311 --> 01:44:15,374
# You belong to me #

1520
01:44:16,150 --> 01:44:18,380
# I'll #

1521
01:44:18,453 --> 01:44:22,321
# Be so alone #

1522
01:44:22,390 --> 01:44:25,951
# Without you #

1523
01:44:29,464 --> 01:44:31,728
# Maybe #

1524
01:44:31,799 --> 01:44:38,796
# You'll be lonesome, too #

1525
01:44:38,873 --> 01:44:42,365
# And blue #

1526
01:44:43,344 --> 01:44:48,577
# Fly the ocean in a silver plane #

1527
01:44:49,984 --> 01:44:55,251
# See the jungle when it's wet with rain #

1528
01:44:56,624 --> 01:45:02,119
# Just remember till you're home again #

1529
01:45:03,298 --> 01:45:05,323
# You #

1530
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:08,130
# Belong #

1531
01:45:08,202 --> 01:45:13,606
# To me #