1 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,564 My name is H I McDunnough. 2 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,527 Call me Hi. 3 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:34,533 The first time I met Ed was in the county lockup in Tempe, Arizona. 4 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,162 Don't forget his profile, Ed! 5 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,455 Turn to the right! 6 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,623 A day I'll never forget. 7 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:44,084 Turn to the right! 8 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,962 What kind of name is that for a pretty thing like you? 9 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,964 Short for Edwina. Turn to the right! 10 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:53,927 You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower. 11 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,474 Let me know how those come out. 12 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:02,728 Now, prison life is very structured more than most people care for. 13 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,523 But a spirit of comradery exists between the men 14 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,151 like you find only in combat, maybe, 15 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:12,738 or on a pro ball club in the heat of the pennant drive. 16 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,200 In an effort to better ourselves, 17 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,202 we had to meet with a counsellor, 18 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:22,414 who tried to help us figure out why we were the way we were. 19 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,584 And all Pancho wanted was a hot roll and butter. 20 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:29,671 So why do you use the word "trapped"? 21 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,381 Huh? 22 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,300 Why do you say you feel "trapped" 23 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,761 in a man's body? 24 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,432 Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard. 25 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,601 Have you learned anything, Hi? 26 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:44,144 Yes, sir. You bet. 27 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,230 You wouldn't lie to us, would you, Hi? 28 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,273 No, ma'am, hope to say. 29 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,150 OK, then. 30 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,320 I tried to stand up and fly straight, 31 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:57,699 but it wasn't easy with that son of a bitch Reagan in the White House. 32 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,122 I don't know. They say he's a decent man. 33 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:07,209 So maybe his advisors are confused. 34 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,172 Turn to the right. 35 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,551 What's the matter, Ed? 36 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,304 My fiance left me. 37 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,973 She said her fiancé had run off 38 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:25,477 with a student cosmetologist who knew how to ply her feminine wiles. 39 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,396 The son of a bitch. 40 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,189 Don't forget his phone call, Ed! 41 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,986 Tell him I think he's a damn fool, Ed. 42 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:38,949 You tell him I said so, H I McDunnough. 43 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,327 And if he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me. 44 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:46,248 The Maricopa County maximum security correctional facility for men, 45 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:50,085 State Farm Road, No. 31, Tempe, Arizona. I'll be waitin'! 46 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,338 I'll be waitin'. 47 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,677 I can't say I was happy to be back inside, 48 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:01,430 but the flood of familiar sights, sounds and faces 49 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,142 almost made it feel like a homecomin'. 50 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,353 Most men your age are getting married and raising up a family. 51 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,563 Well, factually... 52 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,900 They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. 53 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,235 Would any of you men care to comment? 54 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:19,031 Well, sometimes your career's gotta come before family. 55 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,825 Work's what's kept us happy. 56 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,579 I tried to sort through what Doc Schwartz had said, 57 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,540 but prison ain't the easiest place to think. 58 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,376 And when there was no meat, we ate fowl. 59 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,005 And when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad. 60 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:38,467 And when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate san'. 61 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,676 You ate what? 62 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:40,928 We ate san'. 63 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,638 You ate sand? 64 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,805 That's right. 65 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,725 Well, Hi, you done served your 20 months. 66 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:49,019 And seein' as how you never use live ammo, 67 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:52,147 we got no choice but to return you to society. 68 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,566 These doors are gonna swing wide. 69 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,902 I didn't wanna hurt anyone, sir. 70 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,904 Hi, we respect that. 71 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,322 But you're just hurting yourself 72 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,241 with this rambunctious behaviour. 73 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,450 I know that, sir. 74 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,744 OK, then. 75 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:09,039 I don't know how you come down on the incarceration question, 76 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:12,292 whether it's for rehabilitation or revenge, 77 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:16,922 but I was beginning to think revenge is the only argument makes any sense. 78 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,510 Show the tattoo! 79 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,929 Turn to the right! 80 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:25,639 Don't forget his fingers, Ed. 81 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:30,852 Hl: Hear about the paddy wagon collided with the cement mixer, Ed? 82 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,523 Twelve hardened criminals escaped. 83 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:37,401 I heard that one. 84 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,735 Got a new beau? 85 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,529 No, Hi, I sure don't. 86 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,408 Don't worry, I paid for it. 87 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:48,203 They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. 88 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,206 And, for once, they may be right. 89 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,291 You missed a spot. 90 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,503 More and more my thoughts turned to Ed 91 00:04:56,587 --> 00:05:00,132 and I finally felt the pain of imprisonment. 92 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:04,469 Mama would throw the live crawdad in a pan of boilin' water. 93 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,973 Well, one day I decided to make my own crawdad. 94 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:11,727 And I threw it in a pot, without the water, you see? 95 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,397 And it was just like makin' popcorn, you see? 96 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:20,485 Yeah, the joint's a lonely place after lockup and lights out, 97 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:24,364 when the last of the cons has been swept away by the sandman. 98 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,577 But I couldn't help thinkin' that a brighter future lay ahead. 99 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:34,082 A future that was only eight to fourteen months away. 100 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,466 They got a name for people like you, Hi. 101 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,010 That name is called "recidivism. " 102 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,012 Repeat offender! 103 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,181 Not a pretty name, is it, Hi? 104 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,350 No, sir. That's one bonehead name. 105 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,726 But that ain't me any more. 106 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:55,020 Are you just tellin' us what we wanna hear? 107 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,064 No, sir, no way. 108 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,149 Cos we just wanna hear the truth. 109 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,444 Well, then I guess I am tellin' you what you wanna hear. 110 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,988 Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that? 111 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,615 Yes, sir. 112 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:07,949 OK, then. 113 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,952 Turn to the right! 114 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,790 I'm walkin' in here on my knees, Ed, a free man, proposin'. 115 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,291 Howdy, Curt. 116 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,751 And so it was. 117 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,503 Don't forget the bouquet, Ed! 118 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:21,963 I do. 119 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,131 You bet I do. 120 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,925 OK, then. 121 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,432 Ed's pa staked us to a starter home in suburban Tempe 122 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,394 and I got a job drillin' holes in sheet metal. 123 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:39,398 So we were doin' paramedical work with the state highway system. 124 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,566 Not actually practisin', you understand. 125 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,111 Me and Bill's patrollin' down Nine Mile... 126 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,278 Bill Roberts? 127 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,198 No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker. 128 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,410 Anyway, we're approachin' the wreck 129 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:55,163 and there's this spherical object restin' in the highway. 130 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,833 And it's not a piece o' the car. 131 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,836 Hl: Most ways, the job was a lot like prison, 132 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,381 except Ed was waitin' at the end of every day 133 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,466 and a pay cheque at the end of every week. 134 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,927 Government do take a bite, don't she? 135 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:14,182 These were the happy days, the salad days, as they say, 136 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:19,020 and Ed felt that havin' a critter was the next logical step. 137 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,773 It was all she thought about. 138 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:26,987 Her point was that there was too much love and beauty for just the two of us. 139 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,281 Every day we kept a child out of the world 140 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:32,451 was a day he might later regret havin' missed. 141 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,746 That was beautiful. 142 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:41,626 So we worked at it on the days we calculated most likely to be fruitful. 143 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,838 And we worked at it most other days, just to be sure. 144 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,633 Ed rejoiced that my lawless years were behind me 145 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,844 and that our child-rearing years lay ahead. 146 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:54,264 And then the roof caved in. 147 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:00,979 Hi, 148 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,565 I'm barren! 149 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,776 At first I didn't believe it. 150 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,572 That this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee valley, 151 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,616 could not bear children. 152 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,620 But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place 153 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,414 where my seed could find no purchase. 154 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,627 Ed was inconsolable. 155 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,380 We tried an adoption agency. 156 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,801 It's true that Hi has had a chequered past. 157 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,013 But Ed here is an officer of the law twice decorated, 158 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:37,390 so we figure it kinda evens out. 159 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:46,149 But biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless. 160 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:52,197 Our love for each other was stronger than ever. 161 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:56,284 But I preminisced no return of the salad days. 162 00:08:57,286 --> 00:09:00,288 The pizzazz had gone out of our lives. 163 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:05,627 Ed lost all interest in both criminal justice and housekeepin'. 164 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,881 Soon after, she tendered her badge. 165 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:15,554 Even my job seemed as dry and bitter as a hot prairie wind. 166 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,515 So here's Bill, walkin' down Nine Mile. 167 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,475 That's Bill Parker, you understand. 168 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,395 He's got his sandwich in one hand 169 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,689 and a fuckin' head in the other! 170 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,861 I even caught myself drivin' by convenience stores 171 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,824 that weren't on the way home. 172 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,411 Then one day, 173 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,664 the biggest news hit the state since they built the Hoover Dam. 174 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,085 The Arizona quints was born. 175 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,505 By "Arizona quints" 176 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,759 I mean they was born to a woman named Florence Arizona. 177 00:09:55,845 --> 00:10:00,640 As you probably guessed, Florence Arizona is the wife of Nathan Arizona. 178 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,311 And Nathan Arizona... Well, hell, 179 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,605 you know who he is. 180 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,941 So come on down to Unpainted Arizona 181 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,445 to get the finest selection in fixtures and appointments 182 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,114 for your bathroom, bedroom, boudoir. 183 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,992 And if you can find lower prices anywhere, 184 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,620 my name ain't Nathan Arizona! 185 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,623 Owner of the largest chain of unpainted furniture 186 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:28,209 and bathroom fixture outlets throughout the Southwest. 187 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:32,172 Yep, Florence had been takin' fertility pills 188 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,591 and she and Nathan had hit the jackpot. 189 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:41,723 Now, y'all without sin can cast the first stone. 190 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,977 We thought it was unfair some should have so many 191 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,563 while others should have so few. 192 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,025 With the benefit of hindsight, 193 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,235 maybe it wasn't such a hot idea. 194 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,614 But, at the time, 195 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:01,576 Ed's little plan seemed like the solution to all our problems 196 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,163 and the answer to all our prayers. 197 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,574 800 leaf tables and no chairs? 198 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,869 You can't sell leaf tables and no chairs. 199 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,206 Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick! 200 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,667 I ask my wife, she got more sense. 201 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,088 Miles, alls I know is I'm away from the office 202 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,589 for a few days to play with my kids 203 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,675 and everything goes straight to heck! 204 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,385 I won't stand for it! 205 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,806 If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a-hoppin'. 206 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,559 I am sick of your excuses, Miles! 207 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:12,981 It is now precisely 8.45 in the PM. 208 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:17,819 I'm gonna be down that store in exactly 12 hours to kick me some butt! 209 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,905 Or my name ain't Nathan Arizona! 210 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,995 Sounds like Larry. 211 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,747 No, no, no, no, no. 212 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,169 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 213 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,507 Quiet, quiet. 214 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,345 OK, all right. 215 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,602 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 216 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,817 That's it. Good. 217 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,962 Here's a rattle. A rattle. 218 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,215 OK? Good. 219 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,442 No, no. Quiet, quiet. 220 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,875 Come here. 221 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,597 Please come here. Come here. 222 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,516 Why don't you go up and check on 'em? They sound restless. 223 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,229 What's the matter? 224 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,481 I'm sorry, honey. It just didn't work out. 225 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,024 What do you mean it didn't work out? 226 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,859 Well, they... 227 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,613 They started cryin' and they were all over me. 228 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,657 It was kinda horrifyin', honey. Let me in. 229 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,158 Of course they cried. Babies cry. 230 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,326 Well, I know that. 231 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,995 Come on, honey. We'd better leave. 232 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,830 Go back and get me a toddler. 233 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,833 I need a baby, Hi. They got more than they can handle. 234 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,084 Honey, I... 235 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,378 Don't you come back here without a baby! 236 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,949 Christian Dior, my butt! 237 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,202 They pay money for that? 238 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,537 Yes, dear. 239 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:21,831 How're the kids? 240 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,999 Fine, dear. 241 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,963 Which one you get? 242 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,798 I don't know. Nathan Junior, I think. 243 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,091 Gimme here. 244 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,301 Here's the instructions. 245 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,513 Oh! He's beautiful. 246 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:41,059 Yeah, he's awful damn good. I think I got the best one. 247 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,645 I bet they were all beautiful. All babies are beautiful. 248 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,439 This one's awful damn good. 249 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,732 Don't you cuss around him. 250 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,652 He's fine, he is. I think it's Nathan Junior. 251 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,237 We are doin' the right thing, aren't we, Hi? 252 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,364 They had more than they could handle. 253 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,075 Well, honey, we've been over this. 254 00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,203 There's what's right and there's what's right. 255 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,454 Never the twain shall meet. 256 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,499 But don't you think his mama'll be upset? 257 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,503 Well, of course she'll be upset, sugar, but she'll get over it. 258 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:12,757 She's got four little babies almost as good as this one. 259 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,176 It's like robbin' convenience stores. 260 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,013 I love him so much! 261 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,101 I know you do, honey. 262 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,020 I love him so much! 263 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,607 I know you do. 264 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,092 OK. Bring him in! 265 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,137 This is it, young Nathan Junior! 266 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,055 You can feast your eyes about, old boy! 267 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,640 Don't be so loud around him. 268 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,850 Damn, I'm sorry. 269 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,143 Don't cuss around him. 270 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,145 He don't know a cuss word from Shinola. 271 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,230 Well, you see that he don't. 272 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,773 I wanna hold him too. 273 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,067 Well, mind his little fontanelle. 274 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,861 He's all right, he is. 275 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:19,115 Come on over here, young Nathan Junior. I'm gonna show you around. 276 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,284 Lookee here, young sportsman. 277 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,996 That there's the kitchen area, where Ma and Pa chow down. 278 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,664 This here's the TV. 279 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,459 Two hours a day maximum, either educational or football, 280 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:34,255 so as you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things. 281 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:40,094 And this here's the divan, for socialisin' and relaxin' with the family unit. 282 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:44,557 Yes, sir. Many's the day we sat there and we said 283 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,478 "Wouldn't it be nice to have a youngster to share our thoughts and feelings?" 284 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,355 He's tired, Hi. 285 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,399 Well, I'll just sit you right there, boy. 286 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,444 Just put those dogs up and take a load off. 287 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,263 What, are you kiddin'? We got us a family here! 288 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,559 He's a scandal, honey. He's a little outlaw. 289 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,728 No, he's a good boy. 290 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,440 He ain't too good. You can tell by that twinkle in his eye. 291 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,234 Don't you think we oughta put him to bed? 292 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,443 Hang on, honey. 293 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,820 Let's just preserve the moment in pictures. 294 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,530 Just one, OK? 295 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,410 I gotta tell ya I'm a little scared, Hi. 296 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,037 How come is that, honey? 297 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,163 Well... 298 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,833 We got a baby, Hi. It's an awful big responsibility. 299 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,962 Honey, could you slide over a tad and raise the nipper up? 300 00:20:56,046 --> 00:21:00,341 I mean, we never done this before and I'm kinda nervous. 301 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,802 You're doin' real good, sugar. 302 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,433 I love you, Hi. 303 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,601 We're set to pop here, honey. 304 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,645 Now, you're gonna help, aren't you? 305 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,896 How's that, honey? 306 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,483 Contribute to the management of the child. 307 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,444 Quiet evenings together. 308 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,570 You can count on it. 309 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,532 Everything decent and normal from here on out. 310 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,409 We're set to pop here, honey. 311 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,791 OK. 312 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,209 What is she? 313 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:00,294 Station wagon. Looks nice. 314 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,076 Open up! It's the police! 315 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,120 Hi, what's goin' on? You stay in here. 316 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,621 Open up! 317 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,415 They ain't gonna split up the family. 318 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,417 Open up in there! 319 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,710 I'd like to see 'em try. 320 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,507 Open up! Maybe we'll let you plea bargain! 321 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:49,844 Hi there, you old woodpecker! 322 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,137 Hl: Boys! 323 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,266 Gale, don't make me sick! 324 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,725 Asshole! 325 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:04,066 Honey, I'd like you to meet Gale and Evelle Snopes. 326 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,445 As fine a pair as ever broke and entered! 327 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:14,118 Boys, this here's my wife. 328 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,037 Ma'am. Ms McDunnough. 329 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,666 Kinda late for visitors, isn't it, Hi? 330 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,084 Well, yeah, honey. 331 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,295 But these boys just got outta the joint, 332 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,255 so we gotta show a little hospitality. 333 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:30,926 Well, now, H I. Looks like you've been up to the devil's business. 334 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,054 Hey, is that a him or a her? 335 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,973 It's a little boy. 336 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,602 Got a name, does he? 337 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,687 So far we just been usin' Junior. 338 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:42,813 We call him Junior. 339 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,900 You mean JR, just like the TV show? 340 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,906 That's good! 341 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,657 "Welcome home, son. " 342 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,160 Where's he been? 343 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,912 Phoenix. Tulsa. 344 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,748 He was visitin' his grandparents. 345 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,916 They're separated. 346 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,292 That'd be your folks, ma'am. 347 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,044 No, I'm afraid not. 348 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,088 Well, you said your folks was dead, H I. 349 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:12,092 Well, we thought Junior should see their final restin' place. 350 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,095 Why don't you boys have a seat? 351 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,227 Hi, it's two in the mornin'. 352 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,939 What's that smell? 353 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,025 We don't always smell this way, Ms McDunnough. 354 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,027 I was explainin' to your better half 355 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,862 that, when we were tunnellin' out, 356 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:35,282 we happened to hit the main sewer line. Dumb luck, that. 357 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,742 And we followed that to... 358 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,244 You busted outta jail? 359 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,539 No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognisance. 360 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,290 What Evelle is tryin' to say is 361 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,627 we felt the institution no longer had anything to offer us. 362 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,379 My Lord, he's cute! 363 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:50,172 He's a little outlaw. You can see that, Hi. 364 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,133 Now, listen, you folks can't stay here. 365 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,928 Ma'am? You just can't stay. 366 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,138 I appreciate you bein' friends of Hi an' all, 367 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,474 but this is a decent family now. 368 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,977 I mean, we got a toddler here. 369 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,357 Say, who wears the pants round here, H I? 370 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,902 Honey, these boys just got outta the joint. 371 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,362 Don't "honey" me! 372 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:17,908 Now you boys can sit awhile and catch up, but then you be on your way. 373 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:30,671 Got you on an awful short leash, don't she, H I? 374 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,525 They still here? 375 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:57,072 Yeah. They're just gonna stay a day or two, honey. 376 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,951 It's rainin' out, they got nowheres to go. 377 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:06,165 They're fugitives, Hi. How're we gonna start a new life with them around? 378 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:09,835 Well, now, honey, you gotta have a little charity. 379 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:14,798 You know, in Arab lands, they'd set out a plate. 380 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,134 Promise just a day or two. 381 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:21,221 Tonight and tomorrow, tops. 382 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,393 That night I had a dream. 383 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:32,399 I drifted off, thinkin' about happiness, birth and new life. 384 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,528 But now I was haunted by a vision of... 385 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,992 He was horrible. 386 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,830 The lone biker of the Apocalypse. 387 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,293 A man with all the powers of Hell at his command. 388 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:56,215 He could turn the day into night 389 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,927 and lay to waste everything in his path. 390 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:07,309 He was especially hard on the little things, 391 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,353 the helpless and the gentle creatures. 392 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,065 He left a scorched earth in his wake, 393 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:17,319 befoulin' even the sweet desert breeze that whipped across his brow. 394 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,282 I didn't know where he came from or why. 395 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:28,080 I didn't know if he was dream or vision. 396 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,710 But I feared that I myself had unleashed him. 397 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,633 For he was the fury that would be, 398 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:44,471 as soon as Florence Arizona found her little Nathan gone. 399 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:08,996 Father sits at his cabin door 400 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:14,001 Wiping his tear-dimmed eyes 401 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:20,424 For his only son soon shall walk 402 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:24,553 To yonder scaffold rise 403 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:25,763 You all right? 404 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,598 Well, he's all right. 405 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,100 He was just havin' a nightmare. 406 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:35,898 My race is run beneath the sun 407 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:40,861 The scaffold now waits for me 408 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:47,367 For I did murder that dear little girl 409 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,204 Whose name was Rose Connelly 410 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,540 Sometimes it's a hard world for little things. 411 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:05,093 Now, the missis and the rest of the kids have left town 412 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:07,596 to I ain't sayin' where. 413 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,557 They'll be back here when we're a nuclear family again. 414 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,601 Mr Arizona, which tot was abducted? 415 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:14,603 Nathan Junior, I think. 416 00:30:14,687 --> 00:30:16,480 Anything to say to the kidnappers? 417 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,357 Yeah. Watch your butts! 418 00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:20,943 It's rumoured your son was abducted by UFOs. 419 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,027 Would you care to comment? 420 00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:24,154 Don't print that, son. 421 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,616 If his mama reads that, she's just gonna lose all hope. 422 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,828 Sir, we really need to ask you some more questions. 423 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:35,415 But remember it's still business as usual at Unpainted Arizona. 424 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,334 If you can find lower prices anywhere, 425 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,670 my name still ain't Nathan Arizona! 426 00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:50,472 Mr Byrum here can take your exemplars while you talk. 427 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,891 Just relax your hand. I'll do the work. 428 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,893 What is this? I didn't steal the damn kid! 429 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,854 Sir, these men are with the FBl. 430 00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:00,440 Are you crazy? Alls I know is, I wake up and my wife's screamin'. 431 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,610 We just need to distinguish your prints from the perpetrator, 432 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,279 if they left any. 433 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,447 Of course. I know that. 434 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:11,034 Sir, were you born Nathan Huffhines? 435 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,661 Yeah, I changed my name. What of it? 436 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:14,538 Can you tell us why? 437 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:17,791 Yeah. Would you buy furniture at "Unpainted Huffhines"? 438 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,042 I'll get to the point. 439 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,128 Was the child wearing anything? 440 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,671 Nobody sleeps naked in this house! 441 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,256 I'll ask the questions! 442 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,508 To put an APB out, I need a description. 443 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:29,636 We're better trained to intervene in a crisis situation. 444 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,721 What was he wearing? 445 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,724 A dinner jacket. What do you think? His damn jammies! 446 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,642 He was wearing his jammies. Happy? 447 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,227 Any disgruntled employees? 448 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,480 Hell, they're all disgruntled. I ain't runnin' a daisy farm. 449 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,733 I say do it my way or watch your butt! 450 00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:44,818 So it might have been an employee? 451 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,778 Without my say-so, 452 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,405 they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire. 453 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:49,781 What did the pyjamas look like? 454 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,075 I don't know. They were jammies! 455 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,869 They had Yodas and shit on 'em. 456 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:57,247 Get your damn feet off my coffee table! 457 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,749 Ron, you are upsetting the victim! 458 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,084 Are you boys gonna chase your leads 459 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,212 or sit drinkin' coffee in the one house in the state 460 00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:06,048 where I know my boy ain't at? 461 00:32:06,132 --> 00:32:09,259 Well, we don't have any leads as yet, aside from the coat. 462 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,262 Gimme that! That's a $500 camel's-hair coat. 463 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,557 Sir, you might want to wash your hands at this point. 464 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,685 Goddammit! 465 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,854 No leads! 466 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:25,734 Everyone leaves microbes and whatnot. Hell, that's your forte, ain't it? 467 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,154 Trackin' down microbes left by criminals and commies and shit. 468 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:31,615 That's your whole raison d'être, ain't it? 469 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,241 No leads! 470 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:36,787 I want Nathan Junior back! Or whichever the hell one of 'em they took! 471 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:41,083 He's out there somewhere. Somethin' leads to him! 472 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,542 Anyone can find him 473 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,337 knows the difference between a lead and a hole in the ground! 474 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,739 Awful good cereal flakes, Ms McDunnough. 475 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,957 Why ain't you breast-feedin'? 476 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,627 You appear to be capable. 477 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,337 Mind your own business. 478 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:12,549 Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him, he hates you later. 479 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,051 That's why we wound up in prison. 480 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,095 Anyway, that's what Doc Schwartz tells us. 481 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,430 Boys. 482 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,434 Mornin', Hi. 483 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:28,315 Hi. 484 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,985 Oh, yeah. 485 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,448 Say, boys... 486 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,617 You wouldn't mind makin' yourselves scarce 487 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:41,244 for a coupla hours this afternoon, would ya? 488 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,997 We're havin' some decent friends over. 489 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:49,377 What Ed means to say is, 490 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:53,507 seein' as you two boys are wanted, 491 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,886 it wouldn't exactly do to have folks seein' you here. 492 00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,638 It's for your own protection. 493 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:02,682 Sure, H I. 494 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,017 Anything you say, Hi. 495 00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:09,272 Matter of fact, honey, I think I'll skip this little get-together myself. 496 00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:10,357 Glen won't mind. 497 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:14,194 I'll just duck out with the boys, knock back a coupla co-colas. 498 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:16,530 Sure, H I. 499 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,532 We'd love to have you, Hi. 500 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,788 Maybe that ain't such a swell idea, either. 501 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,711 So many social engagements, 502 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,881 so little time. 503 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,601 Where's that baby? Where is he at? 504 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,395 Go find him, honey! 505 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:49,855 Cut it out, Glen! 506 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,815 He's asleep right now. 507 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:54,067 Shit! I hope we didn't wake it! 508 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,403 Can I just sneak a peek-a-loo? 509 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,197 Come on, kids! 510 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,241 Get away from Mr McDunnough's car! 511 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:10,083 What's his name? 512 00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:13,420 Hi... 513 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,840 Hi Junior, till we think of a better one. 514 00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:19,801 Why don't ya call him Jason? I love biblical names. 515 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,637 If I had another little boy, I'd name him Jason, Caleb or Tab. 516 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,684 He's an angel! He's an angel straight from heaven! 517 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,020 Now, honey, I had all my kids the hard way. 518 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,355 Tell me how you got this little angel. 519 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,232 Did he fly straight down from heaven? 520 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:35,358 Well... 521 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,235 You're gonna send him to Arizona State. 522 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,950 Gimme a Twinkie! 523 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:48,413 You need a beer, Glen? 524 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,582 Does the Pope wear a funny hat? 525 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,793 Yeah, Glen, I guess it is kinda funny. 526 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,712 Say, that reminds me. 527 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,049 How many Polacks does it take to screw up a light bulb? 528 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,551 I don't know, Glen. One? 529 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,470 No, it takes three. 530 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:13,355 I told it wrong. I'll start again. 531 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,233 How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a light bulb? 532 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,317 I don't know, Glen. 533 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,527 Cos they're so darn stupid! 534 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:25,909 Shit, man! Listen up! What's the matter? Don't ya get it? 535 00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:29,829 No, Glen, I sure don't. 536 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:30,956 Well, shit, man. 537 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,333 I guess that's why they call it a way-homer. 538 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,459 Why's that? 539 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,461 Cos you only get it on the way home. 540 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:38,338 I'm already home, Glen. 541 00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,716 You wet yourself! You wet yourself! 542 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:44,844 Mr McDunnough wet himself, Daddy! 543 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,764 Say, that reminds me. How'd you get that kid so fast? 544 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:50,725 Me and Dot went to adopt, somethin' wrong with my semen. 545 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,311 They said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. 546 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:57,232 I said "Healthy white baby, five years? OK, what else you got?" 547 00:37:57,316 --> 00:38:02,028 They said they got two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside. 548 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,989 It's a crazy world. 549 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,490 Someone oughta sell tickets. 550 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,325 Sure. I'd buy one. 551 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:14,374 That Buford's a sly one. He already knows his ABCs. Watch this. 552 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,167 Hit the deck, boy! 553 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:22,215 But like I'm sayin', how'd you get the kid? 554 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,885 Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. 555 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:29,180 Then over here you have favouritism. 556 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,641 Ed has a friend at one of the agencies. 557 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,268 Maybe she can help me and Dot. 558 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:35,562 There's somethin' wrong with my semen. 559 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,939 What you gonna name it? 560 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,317 Ed. Ed Junior. 561 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,027 But I thought you said it was a boy. 562 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,904 Well, as in Edward. We just like that name. 563 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,824 It's a good one. I don't really need another kid, 564 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,827 but Dot says these are gettin' too big to cuddle. 565 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,120 Say, that reminds me... 566 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:56,583 Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai. 567 00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:01,129 Then there's diphtheria-tetanus, what they call dip-tet. 568 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:03,006 They need dip-tet boosters yearly, 569 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:05,675 or they develop lockjaw and night vision. 570 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,179 Then there's the smallpox vaccine, chicken pox and measles. 571 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,513 If your kid's like ours, 572 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:13,558 you'll have to get all those shots before he'll take 'em. 573 00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:15,518 Who's your paediatrician? 574 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,438 We ain't exactly fixed on one yet, have we? 575 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,193 No, I guess we don't have one yet. 576 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:26,196 Jesus! Well, you gotta have one this instant! 577 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,198 What if the baby gets sick, honey? 578 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,408 Even if he don't, he's gotta have his dip-tet. 579 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:33,411 He's gotta have his dip-tet, honey. 580 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,121 You started his bank accounts yet? 581 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,540 Have we done that? We gotta do that. 582 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:38,792 What's that for, Dot? 583 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,169 His orthodonture and his university. 584 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,713 Use iodine, you might save on orthodonture. 585 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,215 Won't knock a thing off the university. 586 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:48,802 Riley! You take that diaper off your head! 587 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,221 You put it back onto your sister! 588 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:54,933 Anyway, you probably got the life insurance all squared away. 589 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,352 Have we done that yet, honey? 590 00:39:58,604 --> 00:39:59,854 Gotta do that, Hi. 591 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,815 Ed's got her hands full with this angel. 592 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:02,899 Yes, ma'am. 593 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,359 What would Ed and little angel do 594 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:07,570 if a truck splattered your brains over the interstate? 595 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,240 Yeah, honey. What if you get run over? 596 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,951 Or you got carried off by a twister? 597 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:18,206 Say, that reminds me. You hear about the person of Polish persuasion? 598 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:21,209 He walks into a bar with this big pile of shit in his hand 599 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:24,129 and says "Look what I almost stepped in!" 600 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,630 Yeah, that's funny all right. 601 00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:28,675 Damn right! Shit, man, what's the matter? 602 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,761 I don't know. 603 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,139 Maybe it's 604 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:37,142 the wife, kids, family life. I mean... 605 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:43,273 Are you satisfied, Glen? 606 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:47,152 Don't you ever feel suffocated? 607 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:51,823 Like there's somethin' big pressin' down? 608 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,869 Yeah, I do know that feelin'. 609 00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,622 And I told Dot to lose some weight, 610 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,624 but she don't wanna listen. 611 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:04,794 No, man, I know what you mean. 612 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,464 You got all these responsibilities now. 613 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:11,801 You're married, you got a kid, it looks like your whole life is set down... 614 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,136 Where's the excitement? 615 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,846 Yeah, Glen, I guess that's it. 616 00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,891 OK, that's a disease, but you got a cure. 617 00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,058 Yeah? 618 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:22,187 Dr Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thyself. 619 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:23,563 What do I gotta do? 620 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:27,066 Well, you just gotta broaden your mind. 621 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:30,236 Say if I was to ask you "What do you think about Dot?" 622 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,780 Well, she's a fine woman you got there. 623 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:35,575 OK, now you might not know it to look at her, 624 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:37,076 but she's a hellcat. 625 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,161 That right? 626 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:39,954 T- I-G-E-R. 627 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,040 Well, what's that gotta do with... 628 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:43,958 Now, don't rush me. 629 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,003 The thing about Dot is... 630 00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,672 She told me this. She thinks... 631 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,259 She thinks you're cute. 632 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,303 Yeah? 633 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:59,557 I'm crappin' you negative. And I could say the same thing about Ed. 634 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,061 What are you talkin' about, Glen? 635 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,437 What am I talkin' about? 636 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,232 I'm talkin' about sex. What are you talkin' about? 637 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,691 I'm talkin' about I'amour. 638 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,902 I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers. 639 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:15,240 As in, to swing. I'm talkin' about wife-swappin'. 640 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:18,618 I'm talkin' about what they call now "open marriage... " 641 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,623 Keep your goddamn hands off my wife. 642 00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:30,588 I was only tryin' to help! You're crazy! 643 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,257 You're crazy, man! 644 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,051 Keep your goddamn hands off my wife! 645 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:38,179 You're crazy! I pity you! 646 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:54,153 We finally go out with some decent people and you break his nose. 647 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,072 That ain't funny, Hi. 648 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:58,116 His kids seemed to think it was funny. 649 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,118 Well, they're just kids. 650 00:43:00,202 --> 00:43:04,372 You're a grown man with responsibilities. Whatever possessed ya? 651 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,166 He was provokin' me. 652 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,876 How'd he do that? 653 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:13,339 Never mind. 654 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,883 But, Hi, he's your foreman. 655 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,344 He's just gonna fire you now. 656 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,513 I expect he will. 657 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,015 Where does that leave the three of us? 658 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:25,184 Where does that leave our entire family unit? 659 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,481 With a man for a husband. 660 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,191 That ain't no answer. 661 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,528 Honey, that's the only answer. 662 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,155 That ain't no answer. 663 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,240 With a man for a husband. 664 00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:48,958 Nathan needs some Huggies. 665 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,546 I'll be out directly. 666 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,387 Mind you stay strapped in. 667 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,853 Wake up, son. 668 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,776 I'll be takin' these Huggies and whatever cash you got. 669 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:19,113 "No, no, not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin" said the little pig. 670 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:21,240 Look at that. Look at him. 671 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,743 "Then I'll... " 672 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:33,169 "Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. " 673 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,547 That son of a bitch. 674 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,592 That son of a bitch! 675 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:46,432 You son of a bitch! 676 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,726 Better hurry it up. I'm in Dutch with the wife. 677 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,937 You son of a bitch! 678 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,065 Come on now! 679 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:00,697 Honey? 680 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,527 That son of a bitch. 681 00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,697 Hold on, Nathan. We're gonna go pick up Daddy. 682 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:44,675 Son, you got a panty on your head. 683 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,385 Just drive fast, OK? 684 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,446 Wait. There's the wife. 685 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:08,199 Honey! Mind the baby now! 686 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,346 Hang on, Nathan. We're gonna take a short cut. 687 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:39,689 Can I stop now? 688 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:49,073 Thank you. 689 00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:55,788 That's private property, son. 690 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:57,290 Come out to the street 691 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:01,043 and reveal yourself to Officer Steensma and Officer Scott. 692 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,680 Son of a bitch! 693 00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:39,892 Thank you, honey, but you really didn't have to do this. 694 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,145 Son of a bitch! What if me and the baby had been picked up? 695 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,313 Turn left here. 696 00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:46,232 He'd be accessory to armed robbery. 697 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:49,318 It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded. 698 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,903 What kind of home life is it for a toddler? 699 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,071 You supposed to be an example. 700 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,406 For what? 701 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:57,326 I never postured myself as a three-piece suit type. Turn right, honey. 702 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,495 We got a child now! Everything's changed! 703 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:02,331 Nathan Junior accepts me for what I am. 704 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,126 And I think you better had too. 705 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:08,004 You know, honey, I'm OK, you're OK. 706 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,338 That there's what it is. 707 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,840 I know, but, honey... 708 00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:13,509 See, I come from a long line of frontiersmen. 709 00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:15,052 Here it is, dear. Turn here. 710 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:16,721 Frontiersmen and outdoor types. 711 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:20,683 I'm not gonna live this way, Hi. It just ain't family life. 712 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:23,269 Well, it ain't Ozzie and Harriet. 713 00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:51,047 You two are leavin'. 714 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:54,258 I got nothin' against you, but you're wanted by the authorities. 715 00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:58,012 And you're a bad influence in this household in my opinion. 716 00:50:58,096 --> 00:50:59,638 Well, ma'am... 717 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,642 We sure didn't mean to influence anybody. 718 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:06,270 And if we did, ma'am, we apologise. 719 00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:08,439 I'm goin' tomorrow to see about shots for the baby. 720 00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:11,275 When I come back, you better be gone. 721 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,671 What's he need, his dip-tet? 722 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:37,593 I'm awful sorry, boys, but when Ed gets mad, 723 00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:40,513 you know, she gets an idea. 724 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:43,516 There ain't a thing to apologise for, H I. 725 00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:47,394 Seems pretty clear what the situation is here. 726 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:51,941 Yeah. I guess the missis wants us to clear out. 727 00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:55,986 Now, H I, if you'll pardon me for sayin' so, 728 00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:00,491 I get the feelin' that this ain't workin' out. 729 00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:02,660 Edwina's generally a real sweetheart. 730 00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,788 And, as per usual, I wouldn't be surprised 731 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:09,542 if the source of the marital friction weren't financial. 732 00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,503 As a matter of fact, 733 00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:15,214 I did lose my job today. 734 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:20,010 Hi, you're young and you got your health. 735 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,762 What you want with a job? 736 00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:25,683 But I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness. 737 00:52:25,767 --> 00:52:27,184 Now, as you know, 738 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:31,063 Evelle here and I never go anywhere without there's a purpose. 739 00:52:32,357 --> 00:52:35,067 And here we are in your little domicile. 740 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,239 We come to invite you in on a little score. 741 00:52:40,323 --> 00:52:41,323 A bank, H I. 742 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,908 Come on now! 743 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:48,330 I know you're partial to convenience stores, but dammit, H I, 744 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,085 the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery. 745 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:57,298 It's like Doc Schwartz says, you gotta have a little bit of ambition. 746 00:52:57,382 --> 00:52:59,133 We just watchin' on the news. 747 00:52:59,217 --> 00:53:02,136 Somebody snatched up one of them Arizona babies. 748 00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:06,682 For chrissakes. 749 00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:09,185 That there's somebody who's thinkin' big. 750 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:11,854 And here you are, sittin' on your butt, 751 00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:13,689 playin' house with a, 752 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,858 don't get me wrong, H I, with a fine woman, 753 00:53:15,942 --> 00:53:19,987 but a woman who needs one of them button-down types. 754 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:21,488 I don't particularly think that's any of your... 755 00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:24,116 Hold on, H I. Now lookee there. 756 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,244 That's a picture of El Dorado. 757 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:31,040 The locals call it the Farmers and Mechanics Bank of La Grange. 758 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:34,793 Looks like a hayseed bank. Tell you the truth, it is a hayseed bank. 759 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:37,046 But the last Friday of every financial quarter, 760 00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,715 it has more cash than flies at a barbecue. 761 00:53:39,799 --> 00:53:41,634 And guess what day it is tomorrow. 762 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:46,680 When all the hayseeds come in and cash their farm subsidies cheques. 763 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,390 A1 information, Hi. 764 00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:51,310 Got it in the joint from a guy named Lawrence Spivey, 765 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,896 one of Dick Nixon's undersecretary of agricultures. 766 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:56,065 In for soliciting sex from a state trooper. 767 00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:59,652 Ordinarily we don't associate with that type of person, but 768 00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:02,613 he was tryin' to make a few Brownie points. 769 00:54:02,822 --> 00:54:04,323 Boys, I can't. 770 00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:08,661 Hi, we need someone handy with a scatter-gun, coverin' them hayseeds, 771 00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:11,080 while we go in there and get that cash. 772 00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:12,289 You understand, H I? 773 00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:15,501 If this works out, it's just the beginning of a spree 774 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,419 to cover the entire Southwest. 775 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:20,047 And we keep goin' until we can retire 776 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,966 or we get caught. 777 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:25,010 Either way, we're fixed for life. 778 00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,559 Boys, it's a kind offer, but 779 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:36,522 you're suggesting I just up and leave Ed. 780 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:40,818 And that'd be pretty damn cowardly, wouldn't it? 781 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,445 Would it? Think about it, H I. 782 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:48,575 Seems to me sittin' here you ain't doin' her any good. 783 00:54:49,494 --> 00:54:52,454 And you ain't bein' true to your own nature. 784 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,721 My dearest Edwina, 785 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,058 tonight, as you and Nathan slumber, 786 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:16,103 my heart is filled with anguish. 787 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:19,815 I hope that you will both understand, 788 00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,068 and forgive me for what I have decided I must do. 789 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:27,906 By the time you read this, I will be gone. 790 00:55:31,369 --> 00:55:34,580 I will never be the man that you want me to be. 791 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:40,294 The husband and father that you and Nathan deserve. 792 00:55:42,547 --> 00:55:44,590 Maybe it's my upbringing. 793 00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,677 Maybe it's just that my genes got screwed up. 794 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:52,222 I don't know. 795 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:59,104 But the events of the last day have showed amply 796 00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:04,902 that I don't have the strength of character to raise up a family 797 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,281 in the manner befitting a responsible adult. 798 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:14,828 I say all this to my shame. 799 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,001 I will love you always, 800 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:24,129 truly and deeply. 801 00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:31,387 But I fear that, if I stay, I would only bring bad trouble 802 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:34,640 on the heads of you and Nathan Junior. 803 00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:38,936 I feel the thunder gathering even now. 804 00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:44,316 If I leave, hopefully, 805 00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:47,945 it will leave with me. 806 00:56:50,698 --> 00:56:52,366 I cannot tarry. 807 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:55,994 Better I should go, 808 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,580 send you money 809 00:56:58,998 --> 00:57:01,041 and let you curse my name. 810 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:05,170 Your loving... 811 00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,010 Herbert. 812 00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:16,867 Mr Arizona, he just barged in. Should I call Duane? 813 00:58:18,036 --> 00:58:20,704 Hell, no. Why wake the security guard? 814 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,582 I'll take care of this. 815 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,181 You got flies. 816 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:40,766 I doubt it. 817 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:45,479 This place is climate-controlled. All the windows are sealed. 818 00:58:47,857 --> 00:58:49,191 Who the hell are you? 819 00:58:49,275 --> 00:58:51,944 Smalls. Leonard Smalls. 820 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,907 My friends call me Lenny. But I got no friends. 821 00:58:57,909 --> 00:59:01,036 Stop. You're gonna make me bust out cryin'. 822 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:05,999 Listen, Leonard you want some furniture or a shit-box, they're on the sales floor. 823 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:09,294 I'm not a customer. I'm a manhunter. 824 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:13,757 Now, of course, I do hunt babies on occasion. 825 00:59:14,592 --> 00:59:17,594 I hear you got one you can't put your hand to. 826 00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:19,471 What do you know about it? 827 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,390 That's my business. 828 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:25,060 I'm a tracker, and some say part hound dog. 829 00:59:26,646 --> 00:59:30,065 But when some dink busts outta the joint, skips bail, 830 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,234 I'm the one they call. 831 00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:33,652 Mister, 832 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:39,199 I got the cops, state troopers, Federal Bl, already lookin' for my boy. 833 00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:41,243 Now if you got information... 834 00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:43,412 The cops won't find your boy. 835 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:47,916 A cop couldn't find his butt if he had a bell on it. 836 00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:50,961 You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. 837 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:54,631 You wanna find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop. 838 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:59,928 Smalls, first off, get your damn feet off my furniture. 839 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:05,017 Second off, it's widely known I posted a 25-grand reward for my boy. 840 01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,854 Now if you can find him, claim it. 841 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:13,025 Short of that, what have we got to talk about? 842 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,321 Price. Fair price. 843 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:20,949 That's not what you say it is. 844 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,035 That's what the market will bear. 845 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,954 Simple economics. 846 01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:28,665 Now there are people, and, mind you, I know 'em, 847 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:32,419 that'll pay a lot more than $25,000 848 01:00:32,503 --> 01:00:34,379 for a healthy baby. 849 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:36,423 What are you after? 850 01:00:36,507 --> 01:00:38,383 I'll give you an idea. 851 01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:42,888 As a pup, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. 852 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,807 That was 1954 dollars. 853 01:00:46,684 --> 01:00:50,562 Now, for 50 grand, I'll track him 854 01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:53,649 and I'll find him. 855 01:00:57,904 --> 01:01:01,239 And the people that took him I'll kick their butts. 856 01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:04,534 No extra charge. 857 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,788 And if I don't pay? 858 01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:10,332 I'll get the boy regardless. 859 01:01:12,126 --> 01:01:15,212 And if you don't pay, the market will. 860 01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:18,840 You wanna know what I think? 861 01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:21,968 I think you're an evil man. 862 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:26,807 I think this is nothin' but a goddamn screw job. 863 01:01:26,891 --> 01:01:28,475 I think it's a shakedown. 864 01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:31,353 I think you're the one that took Nathan Junior 865 01:01:31,437 --> 01:01:34,690 and I think you're the one that's gonna get his butt kicked. 866 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:37,651 I think I'm on the phone to the cops right now. 867 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:45,242 Up and at 'em, H I! Today's the first day of the rest of your life. 868 01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:47,077 Already you're messin' it up. 869 01:01:47,161 --> 01:01:49,454 Missis gonna be back from town soon. 870 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,081 Where's the baby? 871 01:01:51,165 --> 01:01:52,791 In the bedroom in his crib. 872 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,001 He's sawin' toothpicks. He'll be fine. 873 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,717 You expectin' anyone? 874 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:02,801 No. 875 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,934 You two stay outta sight. 876 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,773 Mornin', Glen. 877 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,108 I ain't comin' in, if you don't mind. 878 01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:20,110 I'll just keep my distance. 879 01:02:20,194 --> 01:02:22,237 I didn't invite ya in, Glen. 880 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:23,405 Don't even bother. 881 01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:26,575 First off, you're fired, and that's official. 882 01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:28,660 I kinda figured that, Glen. 883 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:31,621 Well, that ain't the reason I come out here. No, sir! 884 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:35,208 No. You're in a whole shitload of trouble, my friend. 885 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,335 Why don't ya just calm down? 886 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,045 Why don't you just make me? 887 01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:42,090 You know that little baby you got in there? Remember? 888 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:44,134 I know what his real name is! 889 01:02:44,218 --> 01:02:46,261 You wanna keep your voice down, Glen? 890 01:02:46,345 --> 01:02:49,723 I'll pitch my voice wherever I please! 891 01:02:50,349 --> 01:02:54,978 His name ain't Hi Junior, it ain't Ed Junior, but it's Junior, all right. 892 01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:56,605 It's Nathan Junior! 893 01:02:56,689 --> 01:02:59,274 You stay away from me, McDunnough! 894 01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:05,197 Yeah. You're an awful big man when you got somethin' around to clobber a guy with! 895 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:08,450 I ain't a big man. 896 01:03:08,534 --> 01:03:09,701 That's right. 897 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,912 And now you're at my mercy. 898 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:18,126 I'm your worst nightmare. I was gonna turn you in for the reward, 899 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,003 but Dot wants somethin' to cuddle. 900 01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:24,216 I guess we'll be callin' the baby Glen Junior from now on! 901 01:03:25,551 --> 01:03:28,470 I'll give you a day to break the news to Ed! 902 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:34,726 Dot'll be around tomorrow to pick him up. 903 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:38,939 Either that, or you go to jail. 904 01:03:40,691 --> 01:03:42,651 Say, that reminds me. 905 01:03:42,735 --> 01:03:45,737 You'll be gettin' a doctor bill in the mail in a few days. 906 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,656 I recommend you pay it! 907 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:10,971 What's goin' on here? 908 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:12,681 It's just business. 909 01:04:12,765 --> 01:04:15,016 This'll go hard or easy, H I. 910 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:12,407 Sweet Lord! 911 01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:19,516 She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes 912 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,226 Oh, when she comes 913 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,479 She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes 914 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:25,814 Good! 915 01:06:25,898 --> 01:06:29,859 I know you're worried, but we're gonna get him back. 916 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:31,152 There ain't no question about that. 917 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:34,072 We will. That's all there is to it. And another thing, 918 01:06:34,156 --> 01:06:36,157 I'm gonna be a better person from here on out. 919 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:38,952 That's the way it's gonna be. It's official. 920 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,496 You were right. A blind man could tell ya that. 921 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:44,040 They won't hurt him. They're in it for the score. 922 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:47,002 But I'm a changed man. You were right, I was wrong. 923 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:50,005 We got a family here. I'm gonna start actin' responsibly. 924 01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:53,383 So let's go, honey. Let's go get Nathan Junior! 925 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,677 All have chicken and dumplings 926 01:06:55,761 --> 01:06:59,723 Yeah, we'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes 927 01:06:59,807 --> 01:07:01,057 Yeee-hoo! 928 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:05,478 I lurve to drive. 929 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:07,981 Boy, you sure said somethin' there, partner. 930 01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:09,858 Yes, sir. 931 01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:12,861 I figure between the ransom and this bank, 932 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:18,033 you and I'll be sittin' in the fabled catbird seat. 933 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:21,619 Gale. 934 01:07:23,956 --> 01:07:26,624 Junior just had an accident. 935 01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:28,877 What's that, partner? 936 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:30,754 He had hisself a little ol' accident. 937 01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:32,839 What do you mean? He looks OK. 938 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:35,383 No, you see, movin' though we are, 939 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,845 he just went and had hisself a little old rest dump. 940 01:07:41,098 --> 01:07:42,974 Well, that's natural. 941 01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:47,228 Gale? 942 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,521 What now, little brother? 943 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:52,776 He smiled at me. 944 01:07:56,489 --> 01:07:58,239 The kid smiled at me. 945 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,283 Come here, boy. Nice. 946 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:05,789 Do you know how to put these things on? 947 01:08:05,873 --> 01:08:08,833 Around the butt and up over the groin area. 948 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,336 Shoot, I know where they go, old-timer. 949 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:14,380 I just wanna know whether I need pins or fasteners. 950 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,465 Well, no. 951 01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:18,343 They got tapettes already on there. 952 01:08:18,719 --> 01:08:21,012 It's self-contained and fairly explanatory. 953 01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:22,931 Uh-huh. 954 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:28,603 Balloons. Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all? 955 01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:30,814 Well, no, unless round is funny. 956 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:33,024 I'll take these too. 957 01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:37,278 All right, now. 958 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,156 Now you just lie down back there, old-timer. 959 01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:42,033 Yes, sir. 960 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,868 All right, I want you to count up to 961 01:08:46,747 --> 01:08:48,123 and then on back down to zero. 962 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,290 OK, then. 963 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:53,545 I'm gonna come back in five and check to see you ain't cheatin'. 964 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,214 Hurry up! 965 01:08:56,298 --> 01:08:57,340 He's a cheerful little critter 966 01:08:57,424 --> 01:08:59,008 once he warms up to you. 967 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:01,344 I don't know how high this one can count. 968 01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:04,389 Six Mississippi, seven Mississippi, 969 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:07,142 eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi... 970 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:10,270 Got some baby grub, baby wipes, 971 01:09:10,354 --> 01:09:12,438 got them diapers, them disposable kind. 972 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:14,065 I got me a packet of balloons. 973 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,942 They blow up into funny shapes at all? 974 01:09:16,026 --> 01:09:17,569 No, just circular. 975 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:20,113 Say where's Junior? 976 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:21,990 What do you mean? Didn't you put him in? 977 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:23,241 No, I thought... 978 01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:27,620 Where'd we leave him? 979 01:09:45,097 --> 01:09:46,306 No! 980 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:15,293 801 Mississippi, 800 Mississippi 981 01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:24,135 Junior! 982 01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:33,353 791... Oh, bullshit! 983 01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:43,071 790 Mississippi... 984 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,411 787 Mississippi... 985 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:51,579 Baby! Baby! 986 01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:54,040 Baby! Baby! 987 01:10:56,293 --> 01:10:58,962 Promise we ain't ever gonna leave him, Gale. 988 01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:00,630 Promise we ain't never gonna give him up. 989 01:11:00,714 --> 01:11:03,925 We ain't gonna give him up again, Evelle. 990 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:06,261 He's our little Gale Junior now. 991 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:21,693 Ed. 992 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:31,703 I realise I can't be much of a comfort to you now. 993 01:11:34,331 --> 01:11:36,374 But let me just say this. 994 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:40,003 You'll feel a whole lot better... 995 01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:41,796 I don't wanna feel better. 996 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:42,922 Honey... 997 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:45,049 I don't care about myself any more. 998 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,802 I don't care about us any more. 999 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,513 I just want Nathan Junior back safe. 1000 01:11:50,597 --> 01:11:51,597 I know that. 1001 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:54,976 If we don't get him back safe, I don't wanna go on livin'. 1002 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:57,562 And even if we do get him back safe, 1003 01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:00,231 I don't wanna go on livin' with you. 1004 01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:11,534 I guess I still love you, Hi. 1005 01:12:12,786 --> 01:12:14,996 I... I know I do. 1006 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:17,665 I ain't even blamin' you. 1007 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,502 The whole thing was crazy and the whole thing was my idea. 1008 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,464 Well, factually, I myself bear a very large... 1009 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,757 Let me finish. 1010 01:12:27,092 --> 01:12:30,303 Ever since those jailbirds took little Nathan, I been thinkin' 1011 01:12:30,387 --> 01:12:32,805 and I ain't too proud of myself. 1012 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:36,851 Even if Mrs Arizona had more than she could handle, 1013 01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:40,229 I was a police officer, 1014 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:43,858 sworn to uphold the Constitution of the United States. 1015 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:46,069 Now, honey, you resigned before we ever... 1016 01:12:46,153 --> 01:12:48,196 That ain't the point, Hi. 1017 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:52,283 We don't deserve Nathan Junior any more than those jailbirds do. 1018 01:12:53,827 --> 01:12:56,537 If I'm as selfish and irresponsible as you... 1019 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,206 You're not that bad. 1020 01:12:58,290 --> 01:13:01,793 If I'm as bad as you, what good are we to each other? 1021 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:06,672 You and me is just a fool's paradise. 1022 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,015 There she is. Yep. 1023 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:01,102 Well, let's do her. 1024 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:04,021 What are we gonna do with Gale Junior? 1025 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,565 He stays here. 1026 01:14:05,732 --> 01:14:07,316 Are you crazy? 1027 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:09,944 Supposin' we go in there and get ourselves killed. 1028 01:14:10,028 --> 01:14:12,697 It'd be hours before he was discovered. 1029 01:14:14,366 --> 01:14:17,076 All right, you hayseeds, it's a stick-up! 1030 01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:20,246 Everybody freeze! Everybody down on the ground! 1031 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,588 Well, which is it, young feller? 1032 01:14:28,672 --> 01:14:31,841 You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 1033 01:14:31,925 --> 01:14:35,761 I mean to say, if I freeze, I can't rightly drop, 1034 01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:39,557 and, if I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. You see? 1035 01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:41,434 Shut up! OK, then. 1036 01:14:42,102 --> 01:14:43,811 Everybody down on the ground! 1037 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:45,855 You can forget that part about freezin'. 1038 01:14:45,939 --> 01:14:47,190 That is till they get down there. 1039 01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:49,650 Y'all hear that, don't ya? 1040 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:52,653 You wanna fill this up, partner? We gotta... 1041 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,740 Shit! Where did all the tellers go? 1042 01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,366 We're down here, sir. 1043 01:14:57,951 --> 01:15:01,537 They're over there on the ground like you commanded, Gale. 1044 01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:03,873 I told you not to use my damn name. 1045 01:15:03,957 --> 01:15:07,084 Can't you even try to keep from forgettin' that? 1046 01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:11,506 Not even your code name? 1047 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:15,510 Oh, yeah, yeah. My code name. 1048 01:15:15,594 --> 01:15:18,513 Y'all hear that? We're usin' code names. 1049 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:22,225 All right, everybody. We're about ready to begin the robbery proper. 1050 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,935 Yeee-ha! 1051 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:29,774 Hurry up, you dang hayseed! 1052 01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:33,528 All right, now y'all know how this here works. 1053 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,572 That hayseed over there with the red hat, he's the monitor. 1054 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:40,076 OK, you betcha. 1055 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:45,873 I want you to stay flat for ten full minutes. 1056 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:48,084 We might just come back in five to check. 1057 01:15:48,168 --> 01:15:50,545 That's for us to know and for y'all to find out. 1058 01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:53,089 Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat. 1059 01:15:53,173 --> 01:15:54,715 Yee-hoo! 1060 01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:08,938 That old-timer threw off my concentration. 1061 01:16:09,022 --> 01:16:10,731 Otherwise it would have gone smoother. 1062 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:15,069 Shoot, Gale. We done good. This oughta split up real nice three ways. 1063 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,951 Goddammit, you never leave a man behind! 1064 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:48,102 Hl: Where's the baby? 1065 01:16:48,186 --> 01:16:49,270 Where's the baby? 1066 01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:52,189 Dammit, H I, ain't we got enough to contend with? 1067 01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:55,192 I don't know, ma'am. I thought we left him up on the roof. 1068 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,111 I think we left him at the bank. 1069 01:16:57,696 --> 01:17:00,448 Ms McDunnough, I'm worried sick about him! 1070 01:17:00,532 --> 01:17:01,616 Hold on, H I. 1071 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,409 I'm worried sick about him! 1072 01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:05,077 Hi! H I! 1073 01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:07,622 Hi! Ms McDunnough! 1074 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:08,789 Let us come with you! 1075 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:09,957 Please! 1076 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,043 He's our baby, too! 1077 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:42,740 What is he? 1078 01:17:43,533 --> 01:17:44,742 Do you see him too? 1079 01:19:04,698 --> 01:19:06,490 Gimme that baby! 1080 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:09,410 I want that baby! 1081 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:14,582 Gimme that baby, you warthog from hell! 1082 01:19:36,521 --> 01:19:38,981 Just lay down on the floor, young missy. 1083 01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:00,795 Run along now, honey. 1084 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,004 But, Hi... 1085 01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:05,257 Just run along now. 1086 01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:06,967 Whoa! 1087 01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:36,932 I... I didn't... 1088 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,255 I'm sorry. 1089 01:23:06,481 --> 01:23:08,565 What the hell's goin' on? 1090 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:11,485 Get away from there! 1091 01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:30,504 Let's go. 1092 01:23:30,588 --> 01:23:33,632 Wait a minute. I ain't through with you. 1093 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:38,012 What are you doin' creepin' around in the dark? 1094 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:39,471 You in with Smalls? 1095 01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:40,764 Excuse me? 1096 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:44,101 Leonard Smalls. Big feller. Rides a Harley. 1097 01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:47,271 Dresses like a rock star. 1098 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,734 No, sir. That's who we saved him from. 1099 01:23:53,486 --> 01:23:55,112 It's a long story. 1100 01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:56,363 Suppose you tell it. 1101 01:23:56,448 --> 01:24:00,325 Well, sir, in a reward situation, 1102 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,453 they usually say "no questions asked. " 1103 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:04,830 Oh. 1104 01:24:05,790 --> 01:24:07,291 Do they? Yeah. 1105 01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:12,504 Well... 1106 01:24:14,799 --> 01:24:16,383 All right, boy. 1107 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:21,180 I guess you got a reward comin'. 1108 01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,516 $25,000. 1109 01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:28,896 Or, if you need home furnishings, 1110 01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,399 I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. 1111 01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:35,569 In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it, for tax reasons. 1112 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:39,406 We don't want no reward. We didn't bring him back for money. 1113 01:24:39,699 --> 01:24:41,992 We could work it that way too. 1114 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:46,121 Could I just look at him a little bit more? 1115 01:24:47,957 --> 01:24:50,084 Be my guest, little lady. 1116 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,379 But... 1117 01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:58,634 Would you mind tellin' me exactly how you... 1118 01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:09,770 You took him, didn't you? 1119 01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,524 It wasn't that biker at all. 1120 01:25:13,608 --> 01:25:16,860 I took him, sir. My wife had nothin' to do with it. 1121 01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:19,029 I crept in yon window and... 1122 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:20,614 We both did it. 1123 01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:24,284 We didn't wanna hurt him any. I just wanted to be a mama. 1124 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,121 It wasn't for money or nothin'. 1125 01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:30,624 We just figured you had more than you could handle baby-wise. 1126 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:33,460 But I'm the one committed the actual crime, 1127 01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:35,295 so if you need to call the authorities... 1128 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:38,966 Shut up. Nobody's gonna call the authorities if there's no harm done. 1129 01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:40,217 Thank you, sir. 1130 01:25:40,301 --> 01:25:41,301 Aw, bullshit. 1131 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:44,513 Just tell me why you did it. 1132 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:48,392 We 1133 01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:52,271 can't have one of our own. 1134 01:25:57,068 --> 01:25:59,403 Well, look... 1135 01:26:00,238 --> 01:26:03,657 If you can't have kids, you just gotta keep tryin' 1136 01:26:03,741 --> 01:26:08,036 and hope medical science catches up with you, like Florence and me. 1137 01:26:09,581 --> 01:26:11,915 It caught up with a vengeance. 1138 01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:16,295 But, hell, even if it never does for you, 1139 01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:19,590 you still got each other. 1140 01:26:20,091 --> 01:26:24,178 Sir, those are kind words, but 1141 01:26:24,888 --> 01:26:27,639 I think the wife and I are splittin' up. 1142 01:26:29,058 --> 01:26:33,562 Her point is that we're both kinda selfish and unrealistic, 1143 01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:37,024 so we ain't too good for each other. 1144 01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:40,777 Well, ma'am, I don't know much, 1145 01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,906 but I do know human beings. 1146 01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:50,162 You brought back my boy, so you must have your good points too. 1147 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:57,294 I sure hate to think of Florence leavin' me. 1148 01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:02,633 I do love her so. 1149 01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:14,978 You can go out the way you came in. 1150 01:27:15,688 --> 01:27:20,651 And before you go off and do another foolish thing, like bustin' up, 1151 01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:23,862 I suggest you sleep on it. 1152 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:27,115 At least one night. 1153 01:27:29,994 --> 01:27:32,037 That night I had a dream. 1154 01:27:33,539 --> 01:27:36,208 I dreamt I was as light as the ether, 1155 01:27:37,710 --> 01:27:40,754 a floatin' spirit, visitin' things to come. 1156 01:27:42,548 --> 01:27:45,717 The shades and shadows of the people in my life 1157 01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:48,387 wrestled their way into my slumber. 1158 01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:54,268 I dreamt that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. 1159 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:56,603 Probably that's just as well. 1160 01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,897 I don't mean to sound superior, 1161 01:27:59,399 --> 01:28:01,233 and they're a swell coupla guys, 1162 01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:06,238 but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world. 1163 01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:12,327 And then I dreamed on, into the future, 1164 01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:16,415 to a Christmas morning in the Arizona home, 1165 01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:19,960 where Nathan Junior was openin' a present 1166 01:28:20,044 --> 01:28:23,922 from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown. 1167 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:28,969 I saw Glen a few years later, 1168 01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:35,100 still havin' no luck gettin' the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Ed. 1169 01:28:37,228 --> 01:28:40,272 Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. 1170 01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:42,899 I don't know. 1171 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:47,029 But still I dreamed on, 1172 01:28:48,197 --> 01:28:51,783 further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before. 1173 01:28:53,536 --> 01:28:56,580 Watchin' Nathan Junior's progress from afar, 1174 01:28:57,665 --> 01:29:03,295 takin' pride in his accomplishments, as if he were our own, 1175 01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:06,506 wonderin' if he ever thought of us, 1176 01:29:08,426 --> 01:29:12,262 and hopin' that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little, 1177 01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:16,767 even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened. 1178 01:29:19,145 --> 01:29:22,439 But still I hadn't dreamt nothin' about me and Ed, 1179 01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:25,150 until the end. 1180 01:29:26,611 --> 01:29:28,612 And this was cloudier, 1181 01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:33,033 because it was years, years away. 1182 01:29:35,411 --> 01:29:38,914 But I saw an old couple bein' visited by their children 1183 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:42,417 and all their grandchildren too. 1184 01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:46,254 The old couple weren't screwed up, 1185 01:29:47,131 --> 01:29:50,300 and neither were their kids or their grandkids. 1186 01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:52,010 Dad. 1187 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:54,262 And I don't know. 1188 01:29:55,264 --> 01:29:56,640 You tell me. 1189 01:29:57,350 --> 01:29:59,059 This whole dream. 1190 01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:02,562 Was it wishful thinkin'? 1191 01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:08,527 Was I just fleein' reality, like I know I'm liable to do? 1192 01:30:09,987 --> 01:30:14,491 But me and Ed, we can be good too. 1193 01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:18,036 And it seemed real. 1194 01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:21,540 It seemed like us. 1195 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,126 And it seemed like, 1196 01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:27,671 well, our home. 1197 01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:34,428 If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, 1198 01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:40,058 where all parents are strong and wise and capable 1199 01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:44,271 and all the children are happy and beloved. 1200 01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:47,482 I don't know. 1201 01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:51,987 Maybe it was Utah. 1202 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:03,720 ENGLISH - US