1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:04,963 [Diners chattering] 2 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,675 [Mr. Brown] Let me tell you what "like a virgin" is about. 3 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,845 It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. 4 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,181 The entire song, it's a metaphor for big dicks. 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:18,644 No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,521 She's been fucked over a few times 7 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,290 and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive. 8 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,982 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out, green bay. 9 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:25,746 Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. 10 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,903 [Joe] Toby? Who the fuck is Toby? 11 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,280 "Like a virgin" is not about some sensitive girl 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,949 who meets a nice fella. 13 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:35,178 That's what "true blue" is about. Granted, no argument about that. 14 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,495 Which one is "true blue"? 15 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,224 [Eddie] You ain't heard "true blue"? It was a big-ass hit from Madonna. 16 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,208 I don't even follow that tops of the pop shit 17 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,793 and even I've heard of "true blue." 18 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,712 Asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. What I asked is how's it go. 19 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,090 Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. 20 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,893 [Mr. Blue] Personally, I can do without her. 21 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,719 I used to like her early stuff, "borderline." 22 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,764 But when she got off with that "papa don't preach" phase, I tuned out. 23 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,642 [Mr. Brown] You guys are making me lose my train of thought here. 24 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,811 I was saying something. What was it? 25 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,273 [Joe] Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. 26 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,858 - What was her last name? - What's that? 27 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:11,530 It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. 28 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,990 What was that name? 29 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,741 What the fuck was I talking about? 30 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,578 You said "true blue" was about a guy, uh—- 31 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,454 a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, 32 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,498 but "like a virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks. 33 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,334 [Mr. Brown] Okay. Let me tell you what "like a virgin" is about. 34 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,379 It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. 35 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,881 I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. 36 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,718 Dick, dick, dick, dick, click, click, dick, dick, dick. 37 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,886 - How many dicks is that? - A lot. 38 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,598 Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, 39 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,474 and it's like, whoa, baby. 40 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,019 This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. 41 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,520 He's digging tunnels. 42 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,647 She's getting serious dick action 43 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,233 and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. 44 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,152 Pain. Pain. 45 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,903 [Joe] Chu? Toby chu? 46 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:55,032 It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. 47 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:59,494 Her pussy should be bubble yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. 48 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,664 It hurts just like it did the first time. 49 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,375 You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine 50 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,586 what it was once like to be a virgin. 51 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,505 Hence, "like a virgin." 52 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,133 Wong. 53 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,052 Give me that fucking thing. 54 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,363 What the hell do you think you're doing? Give me my book back. 55 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:20,557 I'm sick of fucking hearing it, Joe. I'll give it back to you when we leave. 56 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,143 What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now. 57 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:27,189 For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. 58 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,565 "Toby_. 59 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,151 Toby? Toby? 60 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,444 Toby wong. 61 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,655 Toby wong? Toby wong. 62 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,115 Toby chung? Fucking Charlie chan." 63 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,285 I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear 64 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:44,247 and Toby the jap i-don't-know-what coming out of my right. 65 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,749 Give me that book. 66 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,710 Are you gonna put it away? 67 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,213 I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want with it. 68 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,966 Well, then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it. 69 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,803 Hey, Joe, want me to shoot this guy? 70 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:58,970 [Mr. White] Shit. 71 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:03,141 [Chuckles] You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. 72 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,351 [Laughs] 73 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,895 [Laughter] 74 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,271 Have you guys been listening 75 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,524 to k-Billy's super sounds of the '70s weekend? 76 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,067 Oh, yeah, man. That's fucking great. 77 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,544 Can you believe the songs they've been playing? 78 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,238 You know what I heard the other day? "Heartbeat, it's a love beat" 79 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,201 by little Tony defranco and the defranco family. 80 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,760 I haven't heard that song since I was in the fifth fuckin' grade. 81 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,285 When I was coming down here, 82 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,413 "the night the lights went out in Georgia" came on. 83 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:27,332 I... I ain't heard that song since it was big. 84 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:30,544 When it was big, I must have heard it a million trillion fucking times. 85 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,504 This is the first time I ever realized 86 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,507 that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Andy. 87 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,277 [Mr. Brown] You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy? 88 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,220 I thought it was the cheating wife shot Andy. 89 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,407 [Mr. Blonde] Yeah, but they say that at the end of the song. 90 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,726 I know, motherfucker. I just heard it. That's what I'm talking about. 91 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,061 [Laughter, chattering] 92 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,188 I must have zoned out during that part before. 93 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:53,900 All right. I'll take care of the check. 94 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,610 You guys can get the tip. 95 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,155 Should be about a buck apiece. 96 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:02,200 And you, when I come back, I want my book. 97 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,910 Sorry. It's my book now. 98 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,455 Hey, I changed my mind. 99 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,790 Shoot this piece of shit, will you? 100 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,668 - —[Laughter] - [Mimics gunshot] 101 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,881 All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady. 102 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,930 Come on. Throw in a buck. 103 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,724 Uh-uh. I don't tip. 104 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,058 You don't tip? 105 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,435 No, I don't believe in it. 106 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,729 You don't believe in tipping. 107 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,982 You know what these chicks make? They make shit. 108 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,777 Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. 109 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,944 [Chuckles] 110 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,588 I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. 111 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,408 Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? 112 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,036 I don't tip because society says I have to. 113 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,121 I mean, I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. 114 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,683 If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. 115 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,335 But this tipping automatically, uh, it's for the birds. 116 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,795 [Chuckles] 117 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,088 As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. 118 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,066 - Hey, this girl was nice. - [Mr. Pink] She was okay. 119 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,450 - —She wasn't anything special. - [Mr. Blue] What's special? 120 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,095 - Take you in the back and suck your dick? - —[Laughter] 121 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,975 I'd go over 12% for that. 122 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,852 Hey, look. I ordered coffee, right? 123 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:13,748 We've been here a long fucking time. She's only filled my cup three times. 124 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,690 When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. 125 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,944 Six times? Well, what if she's too fucking busy? 126 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,113 Words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. 127 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,406 Excuse me, Mr. Pink, 128 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,368 but the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee. 129 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,079 Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. 130 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,914 They make minimum wage. 131 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,083 I used to work minimum wage, and when I did, 132 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,002 I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip—worthy. 133 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,213 You don't care they're counting on your tips to live? 134 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,551 You know what this is? 135 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,470 It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. 136 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,765 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 137 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,851 These people bust their ass. 138 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,352 This is a hard job. 139 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,979 So is working at McDonald's, 140 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,832 but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? 141 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,357 Why not? They're serving you food. 142 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,902 Society says, "don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here." 143 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,237 That's bullshit. 144 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,072 Waitressing is the number one occupation 145 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,200 for female noncollege graduates in this country. 146 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:11,204 It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. 147 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,331 The reason is because of their tips. 148 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,084 Fuck all that. 149 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:19,588 [Laughs] Jesus Christ! 150 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:22,299 I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. 151 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,717 But that ain't my fault. 152 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,094 It would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups 153 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,263 the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. 154 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,973 I mean, show me a piece of paper 155 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,076 that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. 156 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,820 Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. 157 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,397 And this noncollege bullshit, I got two words for that... 158 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,732 Learn to fucking type. 159 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,710 'Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, 160 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,277 you're in for a big fucking surprise. 161 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,112 He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. 162 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,405 - Hey! - [Utensils clatter] 163 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,574 Leave the dollars there. 164 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,161 All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. 165 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,873 Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? 166 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,042 - Mr. Pink. - Mr. Pink? 167 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,753 - Why not? - He don't tip. 168 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,255 He don't tip? 169 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,715 What do you mean you don't tip? 170 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,425 - He don't believe in it. - Shut up. 171 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,886 What do you mean you don't believe in it? 172 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,680 Come on, you. Cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. 173 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,641 I paid for your goddamn breakfast. 174 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,660 All right, since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in, 175 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,603 but normally I would never do this. 176 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,857 Never mind what you normally would do. 177 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:24,027 Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. 178 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,320 Thank you. 179 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,133 [Deejay on radio] That was the partridge family's 180 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,785 "doesn't somebody want to be wanted?" 181 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:37,207 Followed by Edison lighthouse's "love grows (where my Rosemary goes)" 182 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,919 As k-bi/iy's super sounds of the '703 weekend 183 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,047 just keeps on truckin'. 184 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,341 ["Little green bag" playing] 185 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,677 J“ yeah j“ 186 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,183 j“ lookin' back on the track j“ 187 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,811 j“ for a little greenback j“ 188 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,813 j“ got to find just the kind j“ 189 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,399 j“ or I'm losin' my mind j“ 190 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,359 j“ out of sight in the night j“ 191 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,861 j“ out of sight in the day j“ 192 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,947 j“ lookin' back on the track j“ 193 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,574 j“ gonna do it my way j“ 194 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,493 j“ out of sight in the night j“ 195 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:16,246 j“ out of sight in the day j“ 196 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,123 j“ lookin' back on the track j“ 197 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,750 j“ gonna do it my way j“ 198 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,127 j“ lookin' back j“ 199 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,926 J'ahhj' 200 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,928 j“ lookin' for some happiness j“ 201 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:38,601 j“ but there is only loneliness to find j“ 202 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,854 j“ jump to the left j“ 203 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,189 j“ turn to the right j“ 204 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,442 j“ lookin' upstairs j“ 205 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,528 j“ lookin' behind j“ 206 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,821 j“ yeah j“ 207 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,965 J“ lookin' for some happiness j“ 208 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:15,388 j“ but there is only loneliness to find j“ 209 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,016 j“ jump to the left j“ 210 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,268 -j“ turn to the right j“ -[Mr. Orange shrieking] 211 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,645 -J“ lookin' upstairs j“ -[Groaning] Oh, god! 212 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,732 -J“ lookin' behind j“ -oh, shit! 213 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,902 I'm gonna die! 214 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,988 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 215 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,991 - [Mr. White] Just hold on, buddy boy! - [Groaning] 216 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,534 [Mr. Orange] I'm gonna die! 217 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,827 [Mr. White] Hey! 218 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,413 I'm sorry! 219 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,292 - I can't believe she killed me, man. - Give me your hand. 220 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,419 Who would've fucking thought that? 221 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,131 Hey! Just cancel that shit right now! 222 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:55,053 You're hurt. You're hurt real fucking bad, but you ain't dying! 223 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,889 [Shrieking] I'm gonna die! I'm gonna... 224 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,434 - Oh, shit. - Oh! 225 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,354 All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 226 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,898 - I'm gonna die! I know it! - Oh! 227 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,609 Excuse me. I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine. 228 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,488 Uh, a-are you a doctor? 229 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,615 Are you a doctor? 230 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,535 Answer me, please. Are you a doctor? 231 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,620 Huh? 232 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,498 - No, I'm not. I'm not. - Okay. 233 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,875 So you admit you don't know what you're talking about. 234 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,754 So if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, 235 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,381 just lie back and listen to the news. 236 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,550 I'm taking you back to the rendezvous. 237 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,718 Joe's gonna get you a doctor. 238 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,806 The doctor's gonna fix you up, and you're gonna be okay. 239 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,477 - Now say it! You're gonna be okay. - [Screams] 240 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,854 Say it! 241 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,897 You're gonna be okay! 242 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,943 Say the goddamn words. You're gonna be okay. 243 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,486 Oh, god! 244 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,655 Say the goddamn fucking words! 245 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,323 Say it! 246 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,741 I'm okay, Larry. 247 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,702 Correct! 248 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,453 Correct. 249 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,749 I'm okay. 250 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,923 [Groaning] 251 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,509 Look where we are. 252 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,262 - Look where we are. - Larry... 253 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,473 You gotta save me, man! 254 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,184 You gotta save me! 255 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,352 - We're in the warehouse. - [Grunts] 256 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,771 Who's a tough guy? 257 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,565 Who's a tough guy? 258 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:35,862 - Come on. Who's a tough guy? - I'm a tough guy, Larry! 259 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,197 You're a tough guy. 260 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,115 You're a fucking tough guy. 261 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,787 Okay. Okay. 262 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,289 We're in the warehouse. 263 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,666 Look where we are. We made it. 264 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,169 We made it. We fucking made it. 265 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,381 - We have fucking made it. - [Groaning] 266 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,551 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 267 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,929 - [Gasps] - Look where we are. 268 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,640 Just hold on, buddy boy. Hold on. 269 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,017 - Hold on. Hold on. - Oh... 270 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,102 Shit! 271 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,479 Stop banging your head. 272 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,040 You're gonna bang a fucking hole in the floor. 273 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,607 [Laughs] 274 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,777 Yeah, you don't want to hurt the fucking floor, do you? 275 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,406 I can't do anything for you, but when Joe gets here, 276 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:25,245 which should be any time now, he's gonna help you out. 277 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,288 He's gonna take care of you. Okay? 278 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,412 We're just gonna sit here, we're gonna wait for Joe. 279 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,794 Who are we waiting for? 280 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,837 Joe. 281 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,339 Yeah, that's right. 282 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:43,221 Larry, I'm so fucking scared, man. 283 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,102 Would you please hold me? [Cries] 284 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,728 Yeah, sure. 285 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,537 [Whispers indistinctly] 286 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,831 [Laughs] 287 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,837 [Groans] 288 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,339 You go ahead and be scared. 289 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,801 You've been brave enough for one day. 290 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,392 I just want you to relax now, okay? 291 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,894 You're not gonna fucking die. You're gonna be fine. 292 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,981 When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100% again. 293 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,652 I'm hurt. I'm hurt bad, Larry. 294 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,781 -It's not good. No. —[Laughs] 295 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,283 Hey, Larry... 296 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,078 Bless your heart for what you're trying to do. 297 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,166 I was panicking for a minute back there, 298 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,669 but I got my senses back now. 299 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,673 Situation is I'm shot in the belly. 300 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,468 Without medical attention, I'm gonna die. 301 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,057 Uh, I can't take you to a hospital. 302 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,975 Fuck jail, man! 303 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,896 You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front, man. 304 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:19,359 Just drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. 305 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,490 I won't tell them anything, man. I won't tell them anything. 306 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,618 I swear to fucking god, man. 307 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,165 Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes. 308 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,253 I won't tell them anything. 309 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,006 You'll be safe, man. 310 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,677 You're not gonna fucking die, kid. All right? 311 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,556 Listen to me. You're gonna be fine. 312 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,351 Along with the kneecap, 313 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,729 the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in. 314 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,022 No shit. 315 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,775 But it takes a long time to die from it. 316 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,402 I'm talking days. 317 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,446 You're gonna wish you were dead, 318 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,698 but it takes days to die from your wound. 319 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,426 - Time is on your side. - [Door slams open] 320 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,494 Was that a fucking setup or what? 321 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,121 [Mr. Orange groaning] Fucking right! 322 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,331 Shit! Orange got tagged? 323 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,542 Gutshot. 324 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,461 Fuck! Where's, uh, brown? 325 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,879 Dead. 326 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,382 Oh! How did he die? 327 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,301 How the fuck do you think? 328 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,803 The cops shot him. 329 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,515 This is bad. This is so fucking bad. 330 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,684 Is it bad? 331 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,477 As opposed to good? 332 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,772 Man, this is fucked up. 333 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,274 This is so fucked up. 334 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,694 Somebody fucked us up big time, man. 335 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,574 You really think we were set up? 336 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,826 Do you even doubt it, man? 337 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,846 I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up. 338 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,414 Seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? 339 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,767 One minute, they're not there, the next minute, they're there? 340 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,376 I didn't hear any sirens. 341 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,045 The alarm went off, okay. When an alarm goes off, 342 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,815 you got an average of four minutes response time. 343 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,484 Unless a patrol car is cruising that street at that particular moment, 344 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,052 you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. 345 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,305 In one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there, 346 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,950 all loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing. 347 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,601 They were all just there. 348 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,521 Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? 349 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,124 Those were the ones responding to the alarm. 350 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,485 Those first motherfuckers, I'm telling you, they were waiting for us. 351 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,653 Haven't you fucking thought about this? 352 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,198 I haven't had a chance to think. 353 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,618 First, I was just trying to get the fuck out of there. 354 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,038 And after we got away, I've just been dealing with him. 355 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,058 Let's start fucking thinking about it. 'Cause that's all I'm thinking about. 356 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,211 I wasn't even gonna come here. I was gonna just drive off. 357 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,588 Because whoever set us up knows about this place. 358 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,511 There could have been cops here waiting for us. 359 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,718 There could be cops coming here right now! [Sighs] 360 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,390 Let's go in the other room. Hey! In there. 361 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,101 [Moans] Don't leave me! 362 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,811 I'm gonna die. 363 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,147 I'm just gonna be in that room. Just over the other side. 364 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,233 I'll be right there, okay? 365 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,235 I'll be right there looking at you. 366 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,320 I'm right here looking at you, okay? 367 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,533 Lie down. Right in here. Right over there. 368 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,662 [Sobs] Larry. 369 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,790 I'm gonna fucking die. 370 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,083 Larry! 371 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,213 [Mr. Pink] What the fuck am I doing here, man? 372 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,423 You know, I felt funny about this job right off. 373 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,777 As soon as I felt it, I should have said, "no, thank you," and walked, 374 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,219 but I didn't fucking listen. 375 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,583 It's like every time I got caught buying weed, same thing. 376 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,450 I didn't trust the guy, felt funny about him, but I wanted to believe him. 377 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,411 Because if he's not lying, and it really is Thai stick, then it's great, right? 378 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,687 But no, it's never Thai stick. 379 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,815 I always said if I felt that way about a job, I'd fucking walk and I didn't! 380 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,043 - [Glass shatters] - I didn't 'cause of the fucking money! 381 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,695 What's done is done. I need you cool. 382 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,197 Are you cool? 383 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,117 - [Clattering] - All right, I'm cool. 384 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,996 Splash some water on your face. 385 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,168 - Take a breather. - [Sighs] 386 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,810 Relax. Have a cigarette. 387 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,647 - I quit. - All right. 388 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,065 Why, you got one? 389 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,325 Yeah. 390 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,912 Here you go. Have a chesterfield. 391 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,706 Thanks. 392 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,061 - Okay. Let's go through what happened. - Okay. 393 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,146 We're in the place. Everything's going fine. 394 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,565 - Then the alarm gets tripped. - Right. 395 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,861 I turn around and all these cops are outside. 396 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,283 You're right, because bam, I blink my eyes, and they're there. 397 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,577 Everybody starts going apeshit. 398 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,288 Then Mr. Blonde starts to shoot all the em... 399 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,581 That's not correct. 400 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,584 - What's wrong with it? - Okay. 401 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,170 The cops did not show up after the alarm went off. 402 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,715 The cops didn't show up until after Mr. Blonde started shooting everybody. 403 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,926 As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops. 404 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,528 No, I'm telling you, it wasn't that soon, okay? 405 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,056 They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde became a madman. 406 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,579 I'm not saying they weren't there. I'm saying they were there. 407 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,435 But they didn't make their move 408 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,896 until after Mr. Blonde started shooting everybody. 409 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,981 That's how I know we were set up. 410 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,502 [Sighs] Come on, Mr. White, you... you could see that. 411 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,403 Look, look! Enough of this Mr. White shit. 412 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,613 Wait, wait, wait! Don't tell me your fucking name! 413 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,073 I don't want to know it. 414 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,158 Jesus Christ, I ain't gonna tell you mine. 415 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,786 [Sighs] 416 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,541 You're right. This is bad. 417 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,006 How did you get out? 418 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,259 I shot my way out. 419 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,761 Everybody started shooting, so I blasted my way out of there. 420 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:24,849 - [Alarm bell ringing] - [Sirens wailing in distance] 421 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,143 Move it! Get out of the way! 422 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,853 [Mr. Pink] Get the fuck out of the way! 423 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,481 Get the fuck out of the way! 424 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,818 -Move it! —get out of the way! 425 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,028 - —[Shouts] - [Clattering] 426 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,660 Jesus Christ! What the fuck is your problem, man? 427 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,078 You fucking asshole! 428 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,872 -Fucked —[Bystander screams] 429 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:48,956 Move! 430 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,374 [Bystander 2] Get down, Ernie! 431 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,294 [Horn honks] 432 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,548 [Driver] Jesus! 433 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,050 Get out of the car! Get the fuck out of the car! 434 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,344 Move it! Move out of the way! 435 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,679 [Driver screams] 436 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,353 [Screams] 437 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,495 [Tires squeal] 438 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580 [Sirens wailing, faint] 439 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,250 I tagged a couple of cops. 440 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,463 - Did you kill anybody? - A few cops. 441 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,340 No real people? 442 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,716 Just cops. 443 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,772 Man, could you believe Mr. Blonde? 444 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,193 That was the most insane fucking thing I have ever seen. 445 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,071 Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? 446 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,614 I don't want to kill anybody. 447 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,468 If I gotta get out that door and you're standing in my way, 448 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,661 one way or the other, you're getting out of my way. 449 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,287 That's the way I look at it. 450 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:15,960 The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker... 451 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,922 Ain't no choice at all. 452 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,007 But I ain't no madman, either. 453 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,677 What the fuck was Joe thinking? 454 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,428 Can't work with a guy like that. 455 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,309 We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up. 456 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,604 I came this close to taking his ass out myself. 457 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,483 I mean, everybody panics. Everybody. 458 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,987 Things get tense. It's human nature, you panic. 459 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,072 I don't care what your name is. You can't help it. 460 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:49,952 Fuck, man, you panic on the inside. In your head, you know? 461 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,496 You give yourself a couple of seconds. 462 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,975 You get a-— you get a hold of the situation. You deal with it. 463 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,477 What you don't do is start shooting up the place and start killing people. 464 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,504 No. What you're supposed to do is act like a fucking professional. 465 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,591 A psychopath ain't a professional. 466 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,427 Can't work with a psychopath. 467 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,971 You don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. 468 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:15,227 I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was, 20? 469 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,646 - Maybe 21? - If that. 470 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,859 Hey, look, did you see what happened to anybody else? 471 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:26,405 Me and orange jumped in the car, brown floored it. 472 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,908 After that, I don't know what went down. 473 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,285 Well, at that point, it was every man for himself. 474 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,472 As far as Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. 475 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,498 'Cause once I got out, I never looked back. 476 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,293 - What do you think? - [Exhales] What do I think? 477 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,129 I mean, you know, the cops either caught 'em or killed 'em. 478 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:46,467 No chance they punched through? You found a hole. 479 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,302 Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle. 480 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,513 But even if they did get away, then where the fuck are they? 481 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,328 You don't think it's possible one of them got a hold of the diamonds and... 482 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,937 No. No way. 483 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,647 How can you be so sure? 484 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,650 I got the diamonds. 485 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,739 [Chuckles] 486 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,534 That's my boy. 487 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,330 - W here? - I stashed 'em. 488 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,207 Look, if you want to come with me, 489 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,584 let's go get 'em right now, right this second, man. 490 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,338 'Cause I think staying here, man, we should have our fucking heads examined. 491 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,465 That was the plan. We meet here. 492 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,300 Then where the fuck is everybody? 493 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,595 I say the plan becomes null and void once we find out we got a rat in the house. 494 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:34,879 We ain't got the slightest fucking idea what happened to Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue. 495 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,934 They could both be dead or maybe they're arrested. 496 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,270 The cops could have 'em right now at the station house, sweatin' 'em down. 497 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:43,357 They don't know our names, but they could be singin' about this place. 498 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,362 [Mr. White sighs] 499 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,868 I swear to god, I think I'm fucking jinxed. 500 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,829 What? 501 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,750 Two jobs back, it was a four-man job. 502 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,962 We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop. 503 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,215 No shit. 504 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:12,261 Thank god we discovered it in time. 505 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,055 Had to forget the whole thing, just walk the fuck away from it. 506 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,017 So who's the rat this time? 507 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:19,852 Mr. Blue? 508 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,062 Mr. Brown? 509 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,564 [Scoffs] Joe? 510 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,692 Listen, Joe set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up to set it up. 511 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,110 I don't buy it. 512 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,362 Me and Joe go back a long time. 513 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,657 I can tell you definitely, Joe don't know a fucking thing about this bullshit. 514 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,743 Hey, look, I've known Joe since I was a kid, okay? 515 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,579 And me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it is ridiculous. 516 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,641 I can say I definitely didn't do it 'cause I know what I did or I didn't do, 517 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:43,393 but I cannot definitely say that about anybody else 518 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,127 'cause I don't definitely know. 519 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,754 For all I know, you're the rat. 520 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,381 For all I know, you're the fucking rat! 521 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,176 All right! Now you're using your fucking head! 522 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,927 For all we know, he's the rat. 523 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:58,182 Hey, that kid in there is dying from a fucking bullet I saw him take, 524 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,267 so don't you be calling him a rat! 525 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,770 Look, I'm right, okay? 526 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,480 Somebody's a fucking rat. 527 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,738 Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. 528 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,578 Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs, and make a right. 529 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,671 [Joe] By the way, how's Alabama? 530 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,757 Alabama? Hmm. 531 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,384 I haven't seen 'bama in over a year and a half. 532 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,346 I thought you two were a team. 533 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:40,974 We were for a little while. 534 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,686 Did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits. 535 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,896 Why? 536 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,568 Mmm, you push that woman-man thing too long 537 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,237 and it gets to you after a while. 538 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,489 What's she doing now? 539 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:59,118 She hooked up with frank mcgarr. They've done a couple jobs together. 540 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,286 Hell of a woman. Good little thief. 541 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,875 So explain the telegram. 542 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,669 Five-man job, 543 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,004 busting in and busting out of a diamond wholesaler's. 544 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:14,091 Can you move the ice afterwards? I don't know nobody that can move ice. 545 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:16,301 No problem. We got guys waiting for it. 546 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,805 What happened to Marcellus spivey? Didn't he always move your ice? 547 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,224 He's doing 20 years in susanville. 548 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,561 Twenty years? Holy god. What for? 549 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,062 - Bad luck. - [Chuckles] 550 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,981 I guess you could say that again. 551 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,859 What's the exposure like? 552 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,820 Two minutes tops, but it's a tough two minutes. 553 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,906 Daylight during business hours, dealing with the crowd. 554 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,909 But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd. 555 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,327 How many employees? 556 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,622 I'd say around 20. Security pretty lax. 557 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,624 They most usuallyjust deal in boxes. 558 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,044 You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate. 559 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,713 But on this particular day, 560 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,382 they're getting a shipment of polished stones from Israel. 561 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,177 They're like a way station, you know? 562 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,554 They're to get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont. 563 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:01,722 No, they're not. 564 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,600 [Both laugh] 565 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,560 What's the cut, papa? 566 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,062 Juicy, junior. 567 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,857 Real juicy. [Chuckles] 568 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:17,070 Hey, look, man, you do what you want. I'm out of here, man. 569 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,072 I'm gonna check into a motel for a few days. 570 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,158 You know, I'll lay low, and I'll call Joe... 571 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,994 Oh, shit. Did he fucking die on us? 572 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,123 Huh? Is he dead or what? 573 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,169 He ain't dead. 574 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,462 What is it? 575 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:39,218 Scared the fucking shit out of me, man. I thought he was dead for sure. 576 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:43,180 Without medical attention, he will die for sure. 577 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,808 What are we gonna do, man? We can't take him to a hospital. 578 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:52,940 Without medical attention, that man might not live through the night. 579 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,734 The bullet in his belly is my fault. 580 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:59,905 While that might not mean Jack shit to you, it means a hell of a lot to me. 581 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,658 First things first. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up. 582 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:06,161 What do you suggest we do, go to a hotel? 583 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,580 We got a guy shot in the belly. He can't walk. 584 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,499 He bleeds like a stuck pig. 585 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,751 When he's awake, he screams in pain. 586 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:16,004 [Sighs] You got an idea, spit it out. 587 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,923 Joe could help. 588 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,633 We get in touch with Joe. 589 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,844 Joe could get him to a doctor. 590 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,805 Joe could get a doctor to come to see him. 591 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,642 Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him? 592 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,020 Huh? He's supposed to be here, but he ain't, 593 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,106 which is making me very nervous about being here. 594 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,941 Even if he is on the up-and-up, 595 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,961 I don't think he's gonna be too happy with us, okay? 596 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,505 He planned a robbery, and he's got a bloodbath on his hands now. 597 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,240 He's got dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians. 598 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,035 Jesus Christ, I... I tend to doubt he's gonna have sympathy for our plight. 599 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,163 If I was him, I'd try and put as much distance between me and this mess 600 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,748 as humanly possible. 601 00:29:55,335 --> 00:30:00,549 Before you got here, Mr. Orange was asking me to take him to a doctor, 602 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,925 to a hospital. 603 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,014 I don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops, 604 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,057 but if we don't, he's gonna die. 605 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,310 He begged me to do it. 606 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:16,648 Well, all right, then I guess we take him to a hospital. 607 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,233 If that's what he said, let's do it. 608 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:21,695 Since he don't know nothing about us, I say it's his decision. 609 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,405 Well, he knows a little about me. 610 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:27,868 What? 611 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,953 Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you? 612 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:32,247 I told him my first name and where I was from. 613 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,333 Why? 614 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,170 I told him where I was from a few days ago. 615 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,672 It was just a natural conversation. 616 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:44,593 What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to? 617 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,011 He asked. 618 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:51,266 We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. 619 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,602 It was my fault he got shot. 620 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,314 He's a fucking bloody mess. 621 00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:58,690 He's screaming. 622 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,111 I swear to god, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. 623 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,821 I'm trying to comfort him, 624 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,241 telling him not to worry, everything is gonna be okay, 625 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,743 I'm gonna take care of him. 626 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:12,662 And he asked me what my name was. 627 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:17,042 I mean, the man was dying in my arms. 628 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,461 What the fuck was I supposed to do? 629 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:25,050 Tell him, "I'm sorry. I can't give out that fucking information! 630 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,677 It's against the rules! 631 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,680 I don't trust you enough!" 632 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,975 Well, maybe I should've, but I couldn't. 633 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,479 - I don't... - Fuck you, and fuck Joe! 634 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,802 Yeah, I'm sure it was a very beautiful scene between you. 635 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:42,085 - Don't fucking patronize me! - I got one question for you. 636 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,669 Do they have a sheet on you, where you're from? 637 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,946 - Yeah! - Well, that's that then, man. 638 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,907 Jesus Christ, I was worried about mug shot possibilities as it was. 639 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,284 Now he knows a, your name, b, what you look like, 640 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,346 c, where you're from, and d, what your specialty is. 641 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,349 They're not gonna have to show him a lot of pictures for him to pick you out. 642 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,874 I mean, that's it, right? 643 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,478 You didn't tell him anything else that could narrow down the selection? 644 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,922 If I have to tell you again to back off, me and you are gonna go round and round. 645 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,799 We ain't taking him to a hospital. 646 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,718 If we don't, he's gonna die. 647 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:11,763 And I'm very sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't. 648 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,516 What the fuck are you touching me for, man? 649 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,603 [Grunting] 650 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,999 You wanna fuck with me! I'll show you who you're fucking with! 651 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,252 You want to shoot me, you piece of shit? Go ahead. Take a shot. 652 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,735 Fuck you, white. 653 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:28,029 I didn't create this situation. I'm dealing with it. 654 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,799 You're acting like a first-year fucking thief. 655 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,283 I'm acting like a professional! 656 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,951 If they get him, they can get you. 657 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,454 They get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen! 658 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,956 You're looking at me like it's my fault? 659 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,750 I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. 660 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,171 Shit, 15 minutes ago you almost told me your name. 661 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:46,506 Your buddy got us stuck in a situation you created. 662 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,342 So if you want to throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror! 663 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,095 You kids shouldn't play so rough. 664 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,931 Somebody's gonna start crying. 665 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,601 [Mr. Pink] Mr. Blonde. 666 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:01,980 Shit. Fucking kicking me. 667 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,278 What happened to you? 668 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,614 I figured you were dead. 669 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:16,495 Hey! You okay? 670 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,499 Did you see what happened to blue? 671 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,185 We didn't know what happened to you and blue. 672 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,211 That's what we were wondering about. Come on, man. 673 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,174 Look, brown is dead, orange got it in the belly. 674 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,510 Enough! Enough! 675 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:33,762 You better start talking, asshole, 676 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,557 'cause we got shit we need to talk about. 677 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,351 We're already freaked out. 678 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:42,812 We need you acting freaky like we need a fucking bag on our hip. 679 00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:45,607 Okay. Let's talk. 680 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:48,151 We think we got a rat in the house. 681 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:50,153 I guarantee we got a rat in the house. 682 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:52,030 What makes you say that? 683 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,157 Is that supposed to be funny? 684 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,576 Look, we think this place ain't safe. 685 00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,245 This place just ain't secure anymore. We're leaving. You should go with us. 686 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,082 Nobody's going anwvhere. 687 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:05,669 [Scoffs] Piss on this fucking turd! 688 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,337 We're out of here. 689 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:08,922 Don't take another step, Mr. White. 690 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,716 Fuck you, maniac! 691 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,514 It's your fucking fault we're in this trouble. 692 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,182 What's this guy's problem? 693 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,600 What's my problem? 694 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,227 Yeah, I got a fucking problem. 695 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,437 I got a big fucking problem 696 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,191 with any trigger-happy madman almost gets me shot! 697 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,945 What the fuck you talking about? 698 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,738 That fucking shooting spree! 699 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,284 In the store, remember? 700 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,953 Oh, fuck 'em. They set off the alarm. 701 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,038 They deserve what they got. 702 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,124 You almost killed me! 703 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:46,459 Asshole! 704 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:52,382 If I'd known what kind of guy you were, I never would've agreed to work with you. 705 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:53,883 [Sniffs, clears throat] 706 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,137 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, 707 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,015 or are you gonna bite? 708 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,975 What was that? 709 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,271 I'm sorry. I didn't catch it. 710 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,690 Would you repeat it? 711 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,943 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, 712 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,779 or are you gonna bite? 713 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,365 Oh, Christ. Look, you two assholes, calm the fuck down. 714 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,619 Hey, come on! What, are we on a playground here, huh? 715 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,412 Am I the only professional? 716 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,914 You're acting like a bunch of fucking niggers, man. 717 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,374 You ever worked with niggers, huh? 718 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,227 Just like you two, always saying they're gonna kill each other. 719 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,146 You said yourself you thought about taking him out. 720 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,839 - You fucking said that? - Yeah, I did, okay? I did. 721 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:36,343 But that was then. Right now, this guy is the only one I completely trust. 722 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,446 He's too fucking homicidal to be working with the cops. 723 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,805 - You're taking his side? - —no! Fuck sides, man! 724 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,515 What we need is a little solidarity. 725 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:44,285 Somebody's sticking a red-hot poker up our asses. 726 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,144 I want to know whose name's on the handle. 727 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,397 [Exhales] Fuck. 728 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,441 Look, I know I'm no piece of shit, 729 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,401 and I'm pretty sure you're okay. 730 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,320 And I'm fucking positive you're on the level. 731 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,404 [Scoffs] 732 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,907 Let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right? 733 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:00,992 [Sighs] 734 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,495 Wow. [Chuckles] 735 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,498 That was really exciting. [Laughs] 736 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,418 I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you? 737 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,921 [Laughs] 738 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,256 Me, too. I love that guy. 739 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:20,387 My heart's beating so fast, I'm about to have a heart attack here. 740 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,222 Yeah? 741 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:27,060 I got something outside that, uh, I'd like to show you guys, so follow me. 742 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,020 Follow you? Where? 743 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,439 To my car. 744 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,193 What, did you forget your French fries to go with the soda? 745 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,153 - I had them already. - Yeah? 746 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,256 I got something I think you might want to see, though. 747 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,532 - What? - It's a big surprise. 748 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:43,660 I'm sure you'll like it. Come on. 749 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,423 [Mr. Pink] We still gotta get out of here, you know. 750 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:58,925 No. We're gonna stick around, we're gonna wait. 751 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,761 - What for, the cops? - No. Nice guy Eddie. 752 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,763 - Nice guy Eddie? - Yeah. 753 00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:07,058 What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now halfway to Costa Rica? 754 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:10,228 Because I spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here. 755 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,646 You talked to nice guy Eddie? 756 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,773 Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place? 757 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,233 'Cause you never asked me. 758 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,485 Hardy-fucking-har. What'd he say? 759 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,904 He said stay put. 760 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,823 So in the meantime... 761 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,576 I'll show you guys something. 762 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,873 [Ahlaugh] 763 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,332 Jesus Christ. 764 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,645 [Mr. Blonde] Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions 765 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,922 about this rat business you've been talking about. 766 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,758 You're a piece of work, my friend. 767 00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,011 Ain't a bad idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here. 768 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,599 [Joe] Hey, sid, will you relax? 769 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,267 I know you a long time. 770 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,561 I'm not worried. I know you'll pay me back. 771 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:55,482 Don't tell me what I already know. Don't embarrass me. 772 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:59,152 So you had a few bad months. 773 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,653 You do what everybody else does. 774 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,782 I don't care if it's jp Morgan or Irving the tailor. 775 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,533 You ride it out. 776 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,660 - Vic vega's outside. - Hold on. 777 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:10,371 - W ho? - Vic vega. 778 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,207 Oh, tell him to come in. 779 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,959 - I gotta go. A friend of mine's outside. - Come on in. 780 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,170 Keep your chin up. I'll be talking to you. 781 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,463 Don't worry. 782 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,220 Hey, welcome home, Vic. 783 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,596 Joe. 784 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,181 How does freedom feel, huh? 785 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,141 It's a change. 786 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,143 Ain't that the sad truth? 787 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,646 Sit down. Take your coat off. Make yourself at home. 788 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:37,023 - Want a little drink? - Yeah. 789 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,317 How about a little, uh, rémy Martin? 790 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,027 [Chuckles] Sure. 791 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:43,780 Who's your parole officer? 792 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,200 [Sighs] Seymour scagnetti. 793 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:48,993 How is he? 794 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,288 He's a fucking asshole. 795 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,207 Won't even let me leave the halfway house. 796 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,417 You know, it never ceases to amaze me. 797 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,212 A fucking jungle bunny goes out there, 798 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,339 slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents, 799 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,175 he gets Doris day for a parole officer. 800 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:07,595 Good fella like you winds up with a ball-busting prick. 801 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:11,432 I want you to know I appreciate 802 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,393 all the packages you sent me on the inside. 803 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:16,604 What the hell was I supposed to do, forget about you? 804 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,400 I just want you to know that it meant a lot to me. 805 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,235 Hey, it was the least I could do. 806 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,112 I wish to hell I could have done a lot more. 807 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,822 Thanks a lot, Joe. 808 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,658 Ah, Vic. 809 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,828 [Chuckles] 810 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,538 Toothpick Vic. 811 00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:39,502 So tell me your story, kid. What are your plans? 812 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,087 You son of a bitch. 813 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:43,131 I see you sitting there, but I don't believe it. 814 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,383 - How you doing, toothpick? - Hey, Eddie. 815 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,843 Ahh! 816 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,011 All right! 817 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:53,600 Listen, I'm sorry. I should've picked you up myself. 818 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:56,394 I was... my fucking... I mean, it's been... This week's been crazy. 819 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,229 I've had my head up my ass the whole time. 820 00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,772 It's funny you should say that 821 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,959 'cause that's what me and your daddy were just talking about. 822 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,735 That I should have picked you up? 823 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,820 No, that you had your head up your ass. 824 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:08,156 [Both laugh] 825 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:12,660 I walk in the door, he's like, "Vic, I'm so glad somebody's finally here 826 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,704 who knows what's going on. 827 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,414 My son Eddie is a fuck-up. 828 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,208 He's ruining the business. 829 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:22,003 I mean, I love the guy, 830 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,922 but he's flushing everything down the toilet." 831 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,966 That's what you said, right, Joe? Tell him yourself. 832 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,552 Eddie, I hate for you to hear it like this, 833 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:33,181 but, you know, Vic come in and asked me how business was. 834 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:37,518 You don't lie to a guy who's just done four years in the slammer. 835 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:38,728 Very true. 836 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,402 All right! Enough of this shit! Break it up! 837 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:48,488 Come on! This ain't a playground! 838 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,033 [Eddie laughs] 839 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:58,039 You guys want to roll around on the floor, you do it in Eddie's office, not mine. 840 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,083 - —Daddy, did you see that? - What? 841 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,961 Guy got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me. 842 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,379 You wish. 843 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,797 You sick bastard, Vic. 844 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,966 You tried to fuck me in my father's office. 845 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:12,470 Look, Vic, whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home, go to it, 846 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:13,888 but don't try to fuck me. 847 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,140 I mean, I... I don't think of you that way. 848 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,977 I like you a lot, buddy, but I don't think of you that way. 849 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:26,693 Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse. 850 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,821 No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself. 851 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,949 You know, four years fucking punks up the ass, 852 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,885 you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see it. 853 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:38,246 I might break you in, nice guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. 854 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,123 Ain't that a sad sight, daddy? 855 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,334 A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. 856 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:46,254 You know what? I think it's all that black semen 857 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,839 been pumped up your ass so far, 858 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,925 now it's backed into your fucking brain, it's coming out your mouth. 859 00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:55,722 Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. 860 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:58,683 All right, enough of this shit! I'm sick of it! 861 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,309 Now, both of you sit down. 862 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:11,320 Now, Eddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business. 863 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,490 Now, Vic here's got a parole problem. 864 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,825 [Eddie] Who's your po? 865 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,410 Seymour scagnetti. 866 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:20,121 Scagnetti. Fuck. 867 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,416 - I hear he's a motherfucker. - Oh, he's a fucker. 868 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:27,503 Won't even let me leave the halfway house unless I get some shittyjob. 869 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:29,964 You're coming back to work for us, right? 870 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:34,719 Well, I want to. 871 00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:38,556 First, I gotta prove to, uh, asshead 872 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:41,976 that I can get a regular, you know, job-job-type job, 873 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,811 before I can move out on my own. 874 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,773 I can't come back to work for you guys 875 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:50,902 if I gotta worry about, uh, making some silly-ass ten o'clock curfew 876 00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,320 every fucking night. 877 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,490 All right, we can work this out, can't we, Eddie? 878 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,451 This ain't all that bad. 879 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,745 We can get you a lot of legitimate jobs. 880 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:04,457 I'll get you down into long beach as a dock worker. 881 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,584 I don't want to lift no fucking crates, Eddie. 882 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,087 Vic, you ain't gonna lift shit. 883 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,589 You don't even work there. 884 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,716 But as far as the records are concerned, you do. 885 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,029 I'll call Matthews the foreman and tell him he's got a new guy. 886 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:18,513 Boom, you're on the rotation. 887 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,475 You get a time card. It's clocked in and out for you every day. 888 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,438 At the end of the week, you get a nice paycheck. 889 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,145 Dock workers do very well. 890 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:30,316 So you can move into a halfway decent place without the scagnetti fuck going, 891 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,276 "hey, where the fuck's the money coming from?" 892 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,946 And if he decides to make a surprise visit, 893 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,700 that's the day we sent you to tustin, pick up a load of shit and bring it back. 894 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:44,539 If he comes back again, "hey, sorry, Seymour. You just missed him. 895 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:48,709 We had to send him to the taft airstrip five fucking hours away. 896 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:51,688 We had a load of shit we had to have him pick up there and bring back here." 897 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:55,216 Part of your job, Vic, is going different places. That's the beauty of it. 898 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,301 We got places all over the place. 899 00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:00,221 See, Vic? Did I tell you not to worry? 900 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,348 Here Vic was worried. 901 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:04,183 I'll take you down to long beach tomorrow. 902 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:06,894 We'll get you fixed up with Matthews, I'll tell him what's what. 903 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,692 You know, I really appreciate what you guys are doing, 904 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,777 but I'd like to know when I can come back, 905 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,738 you know, do some real work. 906 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,116 [Joe] Well, it's hard to say. 907 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:23,035 It's kind of a strange time now. 908 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,037 Things are kind of... 909 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:27,456 They're a little fucked up is what they are. 910 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:31,878 [Sighs] We're just getting ready for a big meeting right now in Vegas. 911 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:36,465 [Joe] Look, just let Eddie for now set you up at long beach, 912 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:39,844 get you a job, give you some cash, 913 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:43,181 and get this scagnetti fuck off your back. 914 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,391 Then we'll talk to you, all right? 915 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:47,602 Huh? 916 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,728 Dad... 917 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,314 Igotanidea. 918 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,399 Now, just... just hear me out. 919 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,944 I know you don't like using the boys on these jobs, 920 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:02,200 but Vic here, he's only been nothing but good luck for us. 921 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:05,286 The guy's a fucking rabbit's foot, for crying out loud. 922 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,122 I'd like to have him in. 923 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:12,543 You know he can handle himself, and you damn sure know you can trust him. 924 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:18,466 Vic, how would you feel about pulling a job 925 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,760 with about five other guys? 926 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,932 I'd feel great about it. [Chuckles] 927 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:29,435 [Blonde laughs] 928 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:33,606 [Deejay on radio] K-Billy's super sounds of the '703 continues. 929 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:35,775 And if you're the 12th caller, 930 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:39,445 you'll win two tickets to the monster truck extravaganza 931 00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:42,698 being held tonight at the Carson fairgrounds, 932 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:47,703 featuring big daddy Don bodine's truck, the behemoth. 933 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:52,708 The 12th caller wins on the station where the '703 survived. 934 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,293 J“ I gotcha! J“ 935 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:55,836 j“ uh-huh, huh j“ 936 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,920 j“ you thought I didn't see you now, didn't you? J“ 937 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,591 hey, dove, we got a major situation here. 938 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,468 I know you know that. 939 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:04,887 I gotta talk to daddy and find out what he wants done. 940 00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:06,806 J“ give it here, come on! J“ 941 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,850 -j“ hey! J“ -[Grunts] 942 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,560 J“ good god, hey! J“ 943 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:12,645 [grunts] 944 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:14,689 All I know is what Vic told me, man. 945 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,233 He said the place turned into a fucking bullet festival. 946 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,694 He took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of there. 947 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,570 Get up! Get up! 948 00:46:21,654 --> 00:46:24,824 J“ you promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend j“ 949 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,076 do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 950 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,537 He's fucking driving around with a cop in his trunk! 951 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,622 [Song continues playing] 952 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,208 J“ you promised me it would be just us two j“ 953 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,751 I don't know who did what! 954 00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:39,505 I... I don't know who's got the loot. I don't know if anybody's got the loot. 955 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,358 I don't know who's dead. I don't know who's alive. 956 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,342 I don't know who's caught. I don't know who's not. 957 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:46,053 J“ you never should've promised to me give it here j“ 958 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,597 j“ don't hold back now, give it here j“ 959 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,516 j“ don't say nothin', just give it here j“ 960 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:53,728 j“ come on, give it here uh, give it here j“ 961 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,980 j“ give it here, give it here j“ 962 00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,606 j“ give it to me now j“ 963 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,025 j“ hey! I gotcha! J“ 964 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,736 I will know. I'm practically there now. 965 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:05,573 But what do I tell these guys about daddy? 966 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,454 All right. You're sure that's what he said? 967 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,540 Okay, that's what I'll tell 'em. 968 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:18,669 [Mr. Pink] Huh? Fuck you! You like being a fucking hero, huh? 969 00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:20,171 You like being a fucking hero, huh? 970 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:21,797 You like being a fucking hero? Fuck! 971 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:23,966 Ow, fuck! 972 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,927 You're gonna suffer for nothing, pal. 973 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,847 You hear me? 'Cause you're gonna fucking talk. 974 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,034 - You're gonna fucking talk. - I don't fucking know anything! 975 00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:35,978 You fucking know. You know. Look at me. You fucking know. 976 00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:38,397 What in the Sam hill's going on here? 977 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,459 - You're asking what's going on? - Hey, nice guy, we got a cop. 978 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,901 Where the fuck is Joe? 979 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,904 Holy shit. Orange is dead. 980 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,949 No, he's not dead, but he will be if we don't get him taken care of. 981 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,494 We were set up. The cops were there waiting for us. 982 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:53,788 What? Nobody fucking set anybody up. 983 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,374 - The cops were there waiting for us, man. - Bullshit. 984 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,334 Hey, fuck you, man! You weren't there, we were! 985 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,669 I'm telling you the cops had that store staked out. 986 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,048 Okay, Mr. Fucking detective, you're so fucking smart. 987 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:05,341 Huh? Who did it? 988 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,486 What the hell do you think we've been asking each other? 989 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:08,761 What did you come up with, huh? 990 00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:11,180 You think I did it? You think I fucking set you up? 991 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,349 I don't know, but somebody did. 992 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:15,935 - [Pink sighs] - Nobody did. 993 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,187 You fucking assholes turned a jewelry store into... 994 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,730 Don't you call me an asshole! 995 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,273 [Eddie] You fucking idiot. 996 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,335 Turned a fucking jewelry store into a wild west show, 997 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,903 and you wonder why the fucking cops show up! 998 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:28,864 Where's Joseph? 999 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:32,368 I don't know. I ain't talked to him. I talked to dove. 1000 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,995 He said daddy's coming down here and he's fucking pissed! 1001 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:38,207 He's pissed? I told you he'd be pissed. 1002 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,750 What did Joe say? 1003 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,710 I told you I ain't talked to him! 1004 00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:43,379 All I know is he's pissed. 1005 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,755 What are you gonna do about him? 1006 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,466 Jesus Christ, give me a fucking chance to breathe. 1007 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:48,968 I got a few questions of my own. 1008 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,511 You ain't dying. He is. 1009 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:54,014 All right, Mr. Fucking compassion, I will call somebody! 1010 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,182 Who? 1011 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,102 A fucking snake charmer. Who do you think? 1012 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:01,230 I'll call a doctor! He'll fix him right up. 1013 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,524 Now, what happened to brown and blue? 1014 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,651 Brown's dead. We don't know what happened to blue. 1015 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:08,362 Brown's dead? Are you sure? 1016 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,239 I'm sure. I was there. 1017 00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:11,657 He took one in the head. 1018 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,951 Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr. Blue? 1019 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:15,786 Either he's alive, or he's dead, 1020 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:19,373 or the cops got him, or they don't. 1021 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,712 I take it this is the bastard you told me about? 1022 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,213 Why you beating on him? 1023 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:29,300 Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up. 1024 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,302 If you fucking beat this prick long enough, 1025 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:33,721 he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire. 1026 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,432 Now, that don't necessarily make it fucking so! 1027 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,726 Come on, man, think! 1028 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:42,062 All right! First things fucking last. 1029 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,314 Who's got the stones? 1030 00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:47,109 Please, somebody at least tell me one little fucking favor just for my sake. 1031 00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,403 I got a bag. I got a bag, okay? 1032 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,531 I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station. 1033 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,950 Good for you. Now, let's go get it. 1034 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,834 First, we gotta get rid of those cars outside. 1035 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:58,746 Looks like Sam's hot car lot out there. 1036 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:03,334 Okay. Blondie, stay here and babysit them two. 1037 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:07,087 White and pink, take a car each. 1038 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:10,049 I'll follow you. You ditch 'em. We'll pick up the stones. 1039 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:14,011 While I'm following you, I'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend. 1040 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:15,888 We can't leave these guys here with him. 1041 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:19,433 - Why not? - 'Cause he's a fucking psycho. 1042 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,853 And if you think Joe's pissed off, 1043 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:25,773 that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him 1044 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,067 for putting me in the same room as that bastard! 1045 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,655 You see what I've been putting up with, Eddie? 1046 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:37,743 I fucking walked in here, I told these guys about staying put, 1047 00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:41,038 Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, 1048 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:44,833 calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away, 1049 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:47,127 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1050 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,838 He's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree. 1051 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:54,468 What are you, a fucking silent partner? Tell him! 1052 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,721 He went crazy in the store, but he seems all right now. 1053 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,057 This is what he was doing. 1054 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,851 Bam! Bam! 1055 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:05,521 Bam! Bam! 1056 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,439 Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. 1057 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,484 I told them not to touch the fucking alarm, they did! 1058 00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,321 If they hadn't done what I told them not to do, 1059 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:15,698 they'd still be alive. 1060 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,076 My fucking hero. 1061 00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:22,413 [Chuckles] Thanks. 1062 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:26,083 That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? 1063 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,252 I don't like alarms, Mr. White. 1064 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,008 What does it matter who stays with the cop? 1065 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,385 We ain't letting him go, not after he's seen everybody. 1066 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,387 [Murmurs] I haven't been looking at you guys. 1067 00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:40,180 Shut the fuck up, man! 1068 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,743 You guys should never have taken him out of the trunk in the first place. 1069 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,870 We've been trying to find out what he knew about the setup. 1070 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,022 There is no fucking setup! 1071 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,815 Now, here's the news! 1072 00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:52,526 Blondie, you stay here, take care of these two. 1073 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:54,737 White and pink, you come with me, 1074 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,531 'cause if Joe gets here and he sees all these cars parked outside, 1075 00:51:57,615 --> 00:52:00,618 I swear, he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you. 1076 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:02,119 [Mr. Pink] Fine, let's go. 1077 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,184 Alone at last. 1078 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:48,248 Guess what. 1079 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,251 I think I'm parked in a red zone. 1080 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:53,837 [Laughs] 1081 00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,176 Now, where were we? 1082 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:04,515 I told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup. 1083 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:05,683 Mm-hmm. 1084 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,352 I've been on the force for only eight months. 1085 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,062 They don't tell me anything. 1086 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:15,192 [Sighs] Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want. 1087 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:18,821 Torture you. That's a good... That's a good idea. 1088 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:20,531 I like that one. Yeah. 1089 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:25,285 - —Sounds fun. - Even your boss said there wasn't a setup. 1090 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,539 My what? 1091 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:29,873 Your boss. 1092 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,459 Excuse me, pal. 1093 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:34,837 One thing I want to make clear to you. 1094 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,463 I don't have a boss. 1095 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:38,966 Nobody tells me what to do. 1096 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,051 You understand? 1097 00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,011 You hear what I said, you son of a bitch? 1098 00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:46,140 All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right. 1099 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,186 Get that fucking shit off. 1100 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:02,239 Look, kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay? 1101 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:07,119 I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know. 1102 00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:10,914 But I'm gonna torture you anyway... 1103 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,752 Regardless. 1104 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,211 Not to get information. 1105 00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:23,260 It's amusing to me to torture a cop. 1106 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:26,221 You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. 1107 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:32,144 All you can do is pray for a quick death... 1108 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:36,607 Which... 1109 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,735 You ain't gonna get. 1110 00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:50,954 [Laughs] 1111 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,541 [Coughs, laughs] 1112 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,710 Oh, god. 1113 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,381 [Gasping] 1114 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:09,097 You ever listen to k-Billy's super sounds of the '703? 1115 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,728 It's my personal favorite. 1116 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,815 [Radio turns on] 1117 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:20,108 [Frequencies tuning] 1118 00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:23,821 [Deejay on radio] Joe egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo 1119 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:25,906 known as stealers wheel 1120 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:30,160 when they recorded this dylanesque, pop-bubblegum favorite 1121 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,704 from April of 1974. 1122 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,915 That reached up to number five, 1123 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:38,669 as k-bi/iy's super sounds of the '708 continues. 1124 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:41,755 ["Stuck in the middle with you" playing] 1125 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:43,715 [Policeman groans] 1126 00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:57,437 J“ well, I don't know why I came here tonight j“ 1127 00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:01,275 j“ I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right j“ 1128 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:05,070 j“ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair j“ 1129 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:08,699 j“ and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs j“ 1130 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,368 [singing along] J“ clowns to the left of me j“ 1131 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:12,870 j“ jokers to the right j“ 1132 00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:16,164 j“ here I am stuck in the middle with you j“ 1133 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:20,669 -j“ yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you j“ -[Muffled grunting] 1134 00:56:20,752 --> 00:56:23,755 J“ and I'm wonderin' what it is I should do j“ 1135 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,842 j“ it's so hard to keep this smile from my face j“ 1136 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,928 - [muffled grunting] - Hold still. 1137 00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:31,722 Hold still, you fuck! 1138 00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:34,600 J“ clowns to the left of me j“ 1139 00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:36,101 j“ jokers to the right j“ 1140 00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:39,521 j“ here I am stuck in the middle with you j“ 1141 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:42,024 j“ well, you started off with nothin' j“ 1142 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:45,360 j“ and you're proud that you're a self-made man j“ 1143 00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:47,905 [policeman groaning] 1144 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:50,115 J“ and your friends they all come crawlin' j“ 1145 00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:52,492 j“ slap you on the back and say please j“ 1146 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,870 was that as good for you as it was for me? 1147 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:57,664 - Hey, what's going on? - J“ please j“ 1148 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,375 - you hear that? [Laughs] - [Muffled scream] 1149 00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:04,546 [Grunting] 1150 00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:11,529 -J“ tryin' to make some sense of it all j“ -don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 1151 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:15,307 J“ but I can see it makes no sense at all j“ 1152 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:18,477 j“ is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? J“ 1153 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:22,356 j“ 'cause I don't think that I can take any more j“ 1154 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:25,400 j“ clowns to the left of me j“ 1155 00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:26,944 j“ jokers to the right j“ 1156 00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:29,446 j“ here I am, stuck in the middle... j“ [Song fades] 1157 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,328 [Children chattering] 1158 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:53,679 [Chattering, laughter nearby] 1159 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,187 [Car alarm blaring, distant] 1160 00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,820 J“ please j“ 1161 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:13,907 j“ please j“ 1162 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:18,078 [muffled screams] 1163 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,835 J“ well, I don't know why I came here tonight j“ 1164 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,714 j“ I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right j“ 1165 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:33,135 j“ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair j“ 1166 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:36,763 j“ and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs j“ 1167 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,317 -j“ clowns to the left of me j“ -[Screaming] 1168 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:40,976 J“ jokers to the right j“ 1169 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:44,229 j“ here I am stuck in the middle with you j“ 1170 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:48,358 j“ yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you j“ 1171 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:52,612 -j“ stuck in the middle with you j“ -[Screams] 1172 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,573 J“ here I am stuck in the middle with you j“ 1173 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,825 aah! Aah! Don't! 1174 00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:59,202 - —Stop! Stop! - [Song ends] 1175 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:02,039 - —Stop. Don't. - What? What's the matter? 1176 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,457 Don't do this! 1177 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,043 - Please! Don't! - That... that burn a little bit? 1178 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:08,420 Just stop! Stop! 1179 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:11,506 [Coughing, groaning] 1180 00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:14,259 Please. Stop. Just stop. 1181 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:15,510 Stop... just talk to me. 1182 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:19,222 Please, don't. Please, don't... Don't burn me, please! 1183 00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:22,476 Ah! [Coughs] Ah! 1184 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:26,271 I'm begging you. I... I don't know anything about any of you fucking guys! 1185 00:59:26,354 --> 00:59:27,898 I'm not gonna say anything. 1186 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:31,485 Don't! Don't! Don't! Please don't! 1187 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,237 - You all through? You all through? - Don't! Stop! 1188 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,824 Please, look, I got a little kid at home now, please. 1189 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:40,285 - You all done? - Don't! 1190 00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:42,608 - Have some fire, scarecrow. - Don't! Don't! Wait, don't! 1191 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,773 [Mr. Blonde groans] 1192 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,588 [Grunting] 1193 01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:37,843 [Policeman groans] 1194 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:43,306 [Policeman] Fuck! 1195 01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,684 Hey. 1196 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,644 [Policeman] Ah, shit. 1197 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,189 Hey, you. 1198 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,485 What's your name? 1199 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:00,824 Marvin. 1200 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,244 Marvin what? 1201 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,875 Marvin Nash. 1202 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:18,383 Listen to me, Marvin. I'm a... 1203 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:23,471 Listen to me, Marvin Nash. I'm a cop. 1204 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,392 [Spits] Yeah, I know. 1205 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:31,563 You do? 1206 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:36,234 Yeah, your name's Freddy something. 1207 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:38,612 Newandyke. 1208 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:41,907 Freddy newandyke. 1209 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,243 [Marvin continues groaning] 1210 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:51,541 Frankie ferchetti, he introduced us about five months ago. 1211 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:56,963 Shit, I don't remember that at all. 1212 01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,216 [Marvin gasping] 1213 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:01,927 I do. 1214 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:04,638 Fuck. 1215 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:06,848 Freddy. 1216 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,268 Freddy. 1217 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,437 [Grunts] Freddy. 1218 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,734 How do I look? 1219 01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:20,487 [Chuckles] 1220 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,780 What? 1221 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:25,533 What? 1222 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,162 [Grunting continues] 1223 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,082 I don't know what to tell you, Marvin. 1224 01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:37,921 That fuck. 1225 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:43,051 Ah, that sick fuck! 1226 01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:46,763 That fucking bastard! [Groans] 1227 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,975 Marvin, I need you to hold on. 1228 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,145 There's cops waiting to move in a block away. 1229 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,899 What the fuck are they waiting for? 1230 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:01,861 This fucking guy slashes my face, 1231 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,406 and he cuts my fucking ear off! 1232 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,616 I'm fucking deformed! 1233 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,368 Fuck you! 1234 01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:11,538 Fuck you! I'm fucking dying here! 1235 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,873 I'm fucking dying! 1236 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:25,510 They're not to make a move till Joe cabot shows up. 1237 01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,096 I was sent in to get him. 1238 01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:30,890 All right? 1239 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,935 Now you heard 'em. They said he's on his way. 1240 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:36,104 Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. 1241 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,650 We're just gonna sit here and bleed 1242 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:43,570 till Joe cabot sticks his fucking head through that door. 1243 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,908 [Chattering] 1244 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:07,052 Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. 1245 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:10,055 Cabot's doing a job, and take a big, fat guess who he wants on the team. 1246 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:12,599 This better not be some kind of freddyjoke, man. 1247 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,351 This ain't no joke. 1248 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,353 I'm in there. I'm up his ass. 1249 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,863 Nice guy Eddie tells me Joe wants to meet me. 1250 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:29,991 He says I should just hang in my apartment and wait for a phone call. 1251 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,328 After waiting three goddamn days by the fucking phone, 1252 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,330 he calls me last night and says Joe's ready, 1253 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:37,082 he'll pick me up in 15 minutes. 1254 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,416 Who all picked you up? 1255 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,293 Nice guy. We get to a bar. 1256 01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,712 - What bar? - —smokey Pete's in gardena. 1257 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,339 - Mm-hmm. - We get there, 1258 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:47,300 and I meet Joe and a guy named Mr. White. 1259 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,427 It's a phony name. My name's Mr. Orange. 1260 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:50,929 Mr. Orange? 1261 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:52,263 Mr. Orange. 1262 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,433 Okay, Mr. Orange... [laughs] 1263 01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:57,161 Have you ever seen this motherfucker before? 1264 01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:59,187 Who? Mr. White? 1265 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,897 Yes, Mr. Orange, Mr. White. 1266 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:02,857 No, he ain't familiar. 1267 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:05,068 He, uh, ain't one of cabot's soldiers either. 1268 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,528 He's gotta be from out of town. 1269 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:08,780 - Joe knows him real good. - How can you tell? 1270 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:11,825 The way they talk to each other. You can tell they're real buddies. 1271 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:14,035 - The two of you talk? - Who, me and Joe? 1272 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,121 Mr. White. 1273 01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:17,997 - A little. - About what? 1274 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:20,375 - Brewers. - Milwaukee brewers. 1275 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,419 Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. 1276 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,438 - He made a killing off 'em. - This is sweet, man. 1277 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:27,924 If this crook's a brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. 1278 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:29,551 - Bing! - And I'll bet you everything 1279 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:31,469 from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned-if-i-know 1280 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:34,472 that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass. 1281 01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,391 So what I want you to do 1282 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,893 is to go through the mugs of all the guys from oi' Milwaukee 1283 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:40,520 with a history of armed robbery, 1284 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:42,313 put a name to the face. 1285 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:43,731 Nice work there. 1286 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,567 Thank you, my man. 1287 01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:47,444 How was long beach Mike's referral? 1288 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:50,363 Perfecto. He's backing me up a long fucking way. 1289 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,991 I told 'em it was long beach Mike I did the poker game with. 1290 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:55,952 When nice guy called him to check it out, he said it was a-ok. 1291 01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:57,954 He said I was a good thief. 1292 01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:00,832 I didn't rattle. I was ready to make a move. 1293 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:04,169 Do right by him. He's a good guy. I wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him. 1294 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,212 No, no, no, no, no. 1295 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,673 Long beach Mike is not your fucking amigo, man. 1296 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,092 Long beach Mike is a fucking scumbag. 1297 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:12,969 He's selling out his amigos. 1298 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:15,763 That's what kind of a nice guy he fucking is, all right? 1299 01:06:15,847 --> 01:06:17,324 I'll take care of his fucking ass, man, 1300 01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:19,642 but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind 1301 01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:21,811 and you take care of business, you hear me? 1302 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:23,104 Gone. 1303 01:06:29,194 --> 01:06:30,653 You use the commode story? 1304 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:32,906 What's the commode story? 1305 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,741 It's a scene, man. Memorize it. 1306 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,452 A what? 1307 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:39,996 Look, man, an undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right? 1308 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,248 To do this job, you gotta be a great actor. 1309 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,877 You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell. 1310 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,213 Because if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor, 1311 01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:50,215 and bad acting is bullshit in this job. 1312 01:06:50,298 --> 01:06:52,383 Yeah. What is this? 1313 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,886 That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal. 1314 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,639 What? 1315 01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:00,701 Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fucking job, man. 1316 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:01,976 Damn. 1317 01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:03,895 I gotta memorize all this? 1318 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,698 That's over four fucking pages of this shit! 1319 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,024 Just think about it like it's a... a joke, all right? 1320 01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:11,528 You memorize what's important, the rest you make your own, all right? 1321 01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:14,489 - You can tell a joke, can't you? - No. 1322 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:18,368 Pretend you're Don rickles or some-fucking-body and tell a joke. 1323 01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:21,037 Now, the things you gotta remember are the details. 1324 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,289 It's the details that sell your story. 1325 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:26,417 This particular story takes place in a men's room. 1326 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:29,170 So you gotta know all the details about the men's room. 1327 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:33,091 You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. 1328 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:36,719 You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. 1329 01:07:36,803 --> 01:07:38,555 You gotta know if they got liquid soap 1330 01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:41,975 or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school, remember? 1331 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,852 You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks, 1332 01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:48,481 if some nasty, lowlife, scum-ridden motherfucker, man, 1333 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,858 sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls. 1334 01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:54,404 You gotta know every detail there is to know about this commode. 1335 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:57,740 What you gotta do is take all them details, man, 1336 01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:59,325 and make them your own. 1337 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,827 While you're doing that, 1338 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:03,246 you gotta remember that this story is about you, 1339 01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:05,665 and how you perceived the events that went down. 1340 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,543 The only way to do that, my brother... 1341 01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:10,920 Keep saying it, 1342 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,382 and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. 1343 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:21,764 [Mr. Orange] This was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought in 1986. 1344 01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:24,642 I still had a connection, which was insane, 1345 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:28,021 'cause you couldn't get any weed any-fucking-where. 1346 01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:30,857 Anyway... 1347 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:33,836 I had a connection with this hippie chick up in Santa Cruz 1348 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,528 and all my friends knew it. 1349 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,239 They'd give me a call and they'd say, "hey, Freddy..." 1350 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:40,158 [Imitates buzzer] 1351 01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:44,287 They'd say, "hey, dude, you getting some? 1352 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,707 Can you get some for me too?" Like, they knew I still smoked, 1353 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:50,543 so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me. 1354 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:52,587 But it got to be... 1355 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,673 Got to be, got to be... 1356 01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:58,426 Got to be... 1357 01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:00,303 Every time I bought some weed, 1358 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:02,847 I was buying for four or five different fucking people. 1359 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:05,558 Finally, I said, "fuck this shit. 1360 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,644 I'm making this bitch rich." 1361 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:11,105 She didn't have to do Jack shit. She never even had to meet these people. 1362 01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:12,940 I was doing all the work. 1363 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:15,026 But then that got to be a pain in the ass. 1364 01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:17,362 People called me on the phone all the fucking time. 1365 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:20,948 I couldn't even rent a fucking tape without six phone calls interrupting me. 1366 01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:23,284 "Hey, when's the next time you're getting some?" 1367 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:26,079 "Motherfucker! I'm trying to watch the lost boys. 1368 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,790 When I get some, I'll let you know." 1369 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,167 Then these rinky-dink potheads come by... 1370 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,878 They're my friends and everything, but still, you know? 1371 01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:35,963 I got all my shit laid out in $60 bags. 1372 01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,383 They don't want $60 worth. They want $10 worth. 1373 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:40,718 Breaking it up is a major fucking pain in the ass. 1374 01:09:40,802 --> 01:09:44,389 I don't even know what $10 worth looks like. 1375 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:46,724 This is a very weird situation. 1376 01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:52,563 I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. 1377 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:53,981 Nobody had anything. 1378 01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:57,402 People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months. 1379 01:09:57,485 --> 01:10:00,905 This chick had a bunch, and she's begging me to sell it. 1380 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,283 So I told her, I wasn't gonna be Joe the pot man anymore, 1381 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:08,371 but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. 1382 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,094 She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before—- 1383 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:15,086 10% free pot for me as long as I helped her out that weekend. 1384 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:18,297 She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone. 1385 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:22,051 Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly. 1386 01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:25,012 - What for? - His traffic ticket's got a warrant. 1387 01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:28,099 They stopped him for something, found warrants on him, took him to county. 1388 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:31,894 Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed. 1389 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:35,732 I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. 1390 01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:38,151 She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me. 1391 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:40,274 Finally, I said okay. 'Cause I'm sick of hearing it. 1392 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:43,072 Now we're picking the guy up at the train station... 1393 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:46,159 You go to the train station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you? 1394 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,453 The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. 1395 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:52,498 Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy. 1396 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:55,501 Now, I'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry-on bags. 1397 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:56,878 I gotta take a piss. 1398 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,681 So I tell the connection I'll be right back, 1399 01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:00,256 I'm going to the boys' room. 1400 01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:07,180 So I walk in the men's room, and who's standing there? 1401 01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:12,435 Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German Shepherd. 1402 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,729 [Barking] 1403 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:15,897 They're waiting for you? 1404 01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:18,333 No, it's just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, talking. 1405 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:19,942 When I walked through the door, 1406 01:11:20,026 --> 01:11:22,528 they all stopped what they were talking about and looked at me. 1407 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:23,821 [Mr. White laughs] 1408 01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:26,866 That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation. 1409 01:11:27,742 --> 01:11:29,462 [Mr. Orange] German Shepherd starts barking. 1410 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:31,078 [Barking] 1411 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,705 He's barking at me. 1412 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:35,374 I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. 1413 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,419 Every nerve ending, all my senses, 1414 01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:41,130 blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, 1415 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:45,134 "take off, man! Just bail! Just get the fuck out of there!" 1416 01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:46,698 Panic hits me like a bucket of water. 1417 01:11:46,761 --> 01:11:49,263 First, there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face. 1418 01:11:49,347 --> 01:11:51,224 I'm just standing there, drenched in panic, 1419 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:54,435 and all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know, man. 1420 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:57,939 They can smell it, sure as that fucking dog can. 1421 01:11:58,022 --> 01:11:59,774 They can smell it on me. 1422 01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,818 - [Barking continues] - —[Deputy] Shut up! 1423 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:05,154 - [Deputy 2] So... so anyway... - [Dog whimpering] 1424 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:06,864 I got my gun drawn, right? 1425 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:08,508 And I got it pointed right at this guy, 1426 01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:12,203 and I tell him, "freeze! Don't fucking move!" 1427 01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:14,247 And this little idiot's looking right at me, 1428 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,250 nodding his head yeah, and he's saying, "I know. I know. I know." 1429 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,670 But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box. 1430 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,004 And I scream at him, I go, 1431 01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:25,716 "asshole! I'm gonna fucking blow you away right now! 1432 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,260 Put your hands on the dash!" 1433 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,470 And he's still looking at me, 1434 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:33,266 nodding his head, you know... "I know, buddy. I know. I know." 1435 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,644 And meanwhile, you know, his hand is still going for the glove box. 1436 01:12:37,228 --> 01:12:42,942 And I said, "buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face 1437 01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:45,528 if you don't put your hands on the fucking dash!" 1438 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:51,158 And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy oriental bitch, you know, 1439 01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:54,412 she starts screaming at him, "Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing? 1440 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,998 Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!" 1441 01:12:57,832 --> 01:13:00,293 So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it 1442 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,169 and casually puts his hands on the dash. 1443 01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,573 [Deputy 1] What was he going for? 1444 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,548 [Deputy 2] His fucking registration. 1445 01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:08,175 [Deputy 1 laughs] You're kidding! 1446 01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:09,903 [Deputy 2] No, man! Stupid fucking citizen 1447 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,513 doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away. 1448 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:14,765 - —That close, man. - [Whirring] 1449 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:18,185 [Dryer drowns out conversation] 1450 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:32,450 [Whirring continues] 1451 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,541 [Distorted barking] 1452 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,630 [Dryer stops] 1453 01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:47,858 [Deputy] ...Bonehead running around the neighborhood. Police brutality. 1454 01:13:47,882 --> 01:13:49,568 [Joe] You knew how to handle that situation. 1455 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:52,470 Just shit your pants and dive in and swim. 1456 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,308 [Holdaway] Tell me more about cabot. 1457 01:13:57,391 --> 01:13:58,976 [Mr. Orange] I don't know. 1458 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:01,854 He's... he's a cool guy, you know. 1459 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:05,483 He's funny. He's a funny guy. 1460 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,361 You remember the fantastic four? 1461 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:13,407 Oh, yeah, with that, uh, invisible bitch and, uh, "flame on" and shit. 1462 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:15,910 The thing. 1463 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:20,247 Motherfucker looks just like the thing. 1464 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,458 [Ringing] 1465 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:24,669 - Yeah. - [Eddie] Hey. 1466 01:14:25,419 --> 01:14:26,712 Showtime. 1467 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,130 Grab your jacket. 1468 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:29,632 I'm parked outside. 1469 01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,008 I'll be right down. 1470 01:14:33,135 --> 01:14:34,345 He'll be right down. 1471 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:37,056 J“ my sunshine j“ 1472 01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,601 j“ the part he always liked the best j“ 1473 01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:43,270 j“ when she'd tease him with a kiss j“ 1474 01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:48,943 j“ and she said, "you make me happy" j“ 1475 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:53,239 j“ be a fool for love j“ 1476 01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:59,704 j“ what he wouldn't do for love j“ 1477 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:04,667 j“ he's a fool, a fool for love j“ 1478 01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:11,716 j“ born a fool you got to follow the rule j“ 1479 01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:14,051 j“ always a fool... j“ 1480 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,843 Don't pussy out on me now. 1481 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:57,887 They don't know. 1482 01:15:58,512 --> 01:15:59,930 They don't know shit. 1483 01:16:00,848 --> 01:16:02,349 You're not gonna get hurt. 1484 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,060 You're fucking baretta. 1485 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:06,979 They believe every fucking word 'cause you're super cool. 1486 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,238 [Policeman 1] There goes our boy. 1487 01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,550 [Policeman 2] I swear, the guy has to have rocks in his head 1488 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,910 the size of Gibraltar to work undercover. 1489 01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:23,754 - —[Policeman 1] You want one of these? - Yeah. Give me the bear claw. 1490 01:16:26,832 --> 01:16:28,959 J“ ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j“ 1491 01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:31,045 j“ ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j“ 1492 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:33,130 j“ ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j“ 1493 01:16:33,214 --> 01:16:35,216 j“ ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j“ 1494 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:38,094 j“ I can't stop this feeling j“ 1495 01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:40,304 -j“ ooga-ooga j“ -j“ deep inside of me j“ 1496 01:16:40,387 --> 01:16:42,056 hey, I know what I'm talking about, okay? 1497 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:44,809 Black women ain't the same as white women. 1498 01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:46,268 There's a slight difference. 1499 01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:49,063 [Mr. Pink] Very funny. You know what I mean. 1500 01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:50,606 What a white bitch will put up with, 1501 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,709 a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute, man. 1502 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:55,569 They got a line and if you cross it, they fuck you up. 1503 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,114 I gotta go along with pink on that one. I've seen it happen. 1504 01:16:58,197 --> 01:17:01,033 Okay, Mr. Expert, if this is such a truism, 1505 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,995 why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit? 1506 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,456 I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers 1507 01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:09,333 who were showin' their ass in public, 1508 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,086 when their bitches get them home, man, they chill the fuck out. 1509 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,797 - Not these guys. - [Mr. Pink] Oh, yeah, those guys, too. 1510 01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:16,841 Tell you guys a story. 1511 01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:19,176 One of daddy's clubs, 1512 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:22,263 there's a black cocktail waitress named elois. 1513 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:24,515 - Elois? - Yeah, elois. 1514 01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:26,684 E and Lois. 1515 01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:28,018 We called her lady e. 1516 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:32,022 [Mr. White] Where was she from, Compton? Uaughs] 1517 01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:33,482 She's from ladera heights. 1518 01:17:33,566 --> 01:17:35,860 Well, ladera heights, that's the black Beverly Hills. 1519 01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:39,446 Well, it's not the black Beverly Hills. 1520 01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:42,116 - It's the black palos verdes. - [Laughs] 1521 01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:44,910 Anyway, lady e... 1522 01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:48,497 I mean, she was a man-eater-upper. UN-fucking-believable. 1523 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,875 Every guy that ever, ever laid his eyes on her 1524 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,252 had to Jack off to her at least once. 1525 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:56,755 You know who she looked like? She looked like christie love. 1526 01:17:56,839 --> 01:18:00,593 Remember that TV show get christie lovel, about the black female cop? 1527 01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:01,719 She always used to say, 1528 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:03,637 [both] "You're under arrest, sugar." 1529 01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:05,723 [Laughter] 1530 01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:07,933 What's the name of the chick who played christie love? 1531 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,102 - Pam grier. - No, it wasn't Pam grier. 1532 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:11,896 Pam grier was the other one. 1533 01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:13,606 Pam grier did the film. 1534 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:18,402 Christie love was like a Pam grier TV show without Pam grier. 1535 01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,988 - —So who was christie love? - How the fuck should I know? 1536 01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,616 Great, now I'm totally fucking tortured. 1537 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:26,994 Whoever it was, it doesn't matter. She looked exactly like elois. 1538 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:28,495 Anne Francis. 1539 01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:31,248 No, that was honey west. 1540 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:33,083 - Anne Francis is white. - [Eddie] Shut up. 1541 01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:35,085 All right, I'm trying to tell a story here. 1542 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:37,463 She looked exactly like elois. 1543 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,049 Anyway, I come into the club one night. 1544 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,445 There's Carlos, he's the bartender. He's a wetback. He's a friend of mine. 1545 01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:45,262 [Ahlaugh] 1546 01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:48,390 And I says to him, "Carlos, where's lady e tonight?" 1547 01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:52,937 And he... now, apparently, lady e was married to a real piece of dog shit. 1548 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:54,438 I mean, a real fucking animal. 1549 01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:56,917 - He used to do things to her. - [Mr. Orange] Do things... do things. 1550 01:18:56,941 --> 01:19:00,611 Like what? What would he do? He beat her up or something? 1551 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,822 I don't know what he did. He just did things, all right? 1552 01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:07,368 So, anyway, one night, she plays it real cool. 1553 01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:09,703 She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk. 1554 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:12,539 He falls asleep on the fucking couch. 1555 01:19:12,623 --> 01:19:17,127 She sneaks up on him, she puts some wacko glue on his dick, 1556 01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:19,338 - —and glues his dick to his belly. - Ohh! 1557 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:22,299 - No. - Jesus Christ. 1558 01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:25,219 I'm serious, man. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. 1559 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:28,264 They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose, literally. 1560 01:19:28,347 --> 01:19:29,950 [Mr. Orange] Do some crazy things with it. 1561 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:31,392 Was he all pissed off? 1562 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:33,811 [Laughs] 1563 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:36,146 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss, 1564 01:19:36,230 --> 01:19:38,274 you had to do a fucking handstand? 1565 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,567 [All laughing] 1566 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:46,240 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? 1567 01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:49,410 Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the schoolyard. 1568 01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:51,203 Well, let me tell a joke. 1569 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:56,166 Five guys sitting in a bullpen, San Quentin, 1570 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,044 wondering how the fuck they got there. 1571 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,089 "What did we do wrong? What should have we done? 1572 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:05,342 What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault." 1573 01:20:05,426 --> 01:20:06,677 All that bullshit. 1574 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,013 Finally, someone comes up with the idea. 1575 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,306 "Wait a minute. 1576 01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:13,350 While we were planning this caper, 1577 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:15,978 all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes." 1578 01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:17,688 Got the message? 1579 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,775 Fellas, I don't mean to holler at you. 1580 01:20:23,527 --> 01:20:26,613 When this caper's over, and I'm sure it's gonna be a successful one, 1581 01:20:26,697 --> 01:20:30,117 hell, we'll go down the Hawaiian islands, I'll roar and laugh with all of you. 1582 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,202 You'll find me a different character down there. 1583 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:34,496 Right now, it's a matter of business. 1584 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:39,918 With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, 1585 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:42,921 we're gonna be using aliases on this job. 1586 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:47,301 Under no circumstances do I want any one of you 1587 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,387 to relate to each other by your Christian names, 1588 01:20:51,138 --> 01:20:55,434 and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. 1589 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:59,480 That includes where you been, your wife's name, 1590 01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:01,440 where you might have done time, 1591 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:04,735 or a bank maybe you robbed in St. Petersburg. 1592 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:08,614 All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, 1593 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:11,492 is what you're gonna do. 1594 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:13,619 That should do it. 1595 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:15,913 Here are your names. 1596 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,207 Mr. Brown, 1597 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:19,792 Mr. White, 1598 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,460 Mr. Blonde, 1599 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,462 Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, 1600 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:24,588 and Mr. Pink. 1601 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,131 Why am I Mr. Pink? 1602 01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,300 Because you're a faggot, all right? 1603 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,260 [Mr. Brown laughs] 1604 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:31,929 Why can't we pick our own colors? 1605 01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:35,224 No way. No way. Tried it once. It doesn't work. 1606 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:38,811 You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. 1607 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:41,480 They don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. 1608 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:44,691 No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. 1609 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:47,319 Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. 1610 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:50,447 Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit. 1611 01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,366 [Mr. Pink] Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. 1612 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,284 How about if I'm Mr. Purple? 1613 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:56,370 That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple. 1614 01:21:56,453 --> 01:21:58,080 You're not Mr. Purple. 1615 01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:01,583 Some guy on some otherjob is Mr. Purple. 1616 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,210 You're Mr. Pink! 1617 01:22:03,293 --> 01:22:05,045 Who cares what your name is? 1618 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:06,630 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. 1619 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,882 You're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. 1620 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,718 All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade? 1621 01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:14,763 Hey, nobody's trading with anybody. 1622 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:18,600 This ain't a goddamn fucking city council meeting, you know. 1623 01:22:20,436 --> 01:22:22,396 Now listen up, Mr. Pink. 1624 01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:24,898 There's two ways you can go on this job: 1625 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,401 My way or the highway. 1626 01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:29,486 Now, what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? 1627 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,531 Jesus Christ, Joe. Fucking forget about it. 1628 01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:35,909 It's beneath me, you know. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on. 1629 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,954 I'll move on when I feel like it. 1630 01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:41,665 All you guys got the goddamn message? 1631 01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:46,753 I'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, I can hardly talk. 1632 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,299 [Sniffles] Let's go to work. 1633 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,719 [Mr. White] Let's go over it. Where are you? 1634 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,613 [Mr. Orange] I stand outside and guard the door. 1635 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,556 I don't let anybody go in or go out. 1636 01:22:58,265 --> 01:23:00,476 - [Mr. White] Mr. Brown? - Mr. Brown waits in the car. 1637 01:23:00,559 --> 01:23:02,370 He's parked across the street till I give him the signal. 1638 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:04,062 Then he pulls up in front of the store. 1639 01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:06,398 Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue? 1640 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:09,109 Crowd control. They handle customers and employees. 1641 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:11,570 That girl's ass? 1642 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:13,322 It's sitting right here on my dick. 1643 01:23:13,405 --> 01:23:14,948 [Laughs] 1644 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,242 Myself and Mr. Pink? 1645 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:21,955 Uh, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. 1646 01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,124 We're there for those stones, period. 1647 01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,585 Since no display cases are being fucked with, 1648 01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:28,295 no alarms should go off. 1649 01:23:28,962 --> 01:23:31,715 We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. 1650 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:35,802 What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? 1651 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:38,889 When you're dealing with a store like this, 1652 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,807 they're insured up the ass. 1653 01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:43,435 They're not supposed to give you any resistance, whatsoever. 1654 01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:47,439 If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, 1655 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,942 take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. 1656 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,735 Drops him right to the floor. 1657 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:53,820 Everyone jumps, he falls down screaming. 1658 01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:56,490 Blood squirts out of his nose, freaks everybody out. 1659 01:23:56,573 --> 01:23:58,659 Nobody says fucking shit after that. 1660 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,954 You might get some bitch talk shit to you. 1661 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:04,831 Give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next. 1662 01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,251 - Watch her shut the fuck up. - —[Laughs] 1663 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:09,336 Now, if it's a manager, that's a different story. 1664 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:12,381 The managers know better than to fuck around. 1665 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:14,633 So, if you get one that's giving you static, 1666 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,260 he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, 1667 01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:18,345 so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. 1668 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:21,181 If you want to know something and he won't tell you, 1669 01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:23,725 cut off one of his fingers, the little one. 1670 01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:26,353 Then tell him his thumb's next. 1671 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:28,855 After that, he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear. 1672 01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:35,487 I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. 1673 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:36,697 [Engine starts] 1674 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,241 [Tires squeal] 1675 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,493 [Both grunt] 1676 01:24:43,370 --> 01:24:45,289 [Sirens wailing in distance] 1677 01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:48,875 Come on! 1678 01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:50,836 Hey... I don't believe this. 1679 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:51,920 Fuck! 1680 01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:55,507 [Engine revs] 1681 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:58,010 [Sirens approaching] 1682 01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:02,723 [Tires skidding] 1683 01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:03,890 Fuck! 1684 01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:06,977 [Helicopter whirring] 1685 01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:14,526 Jesus. I got blinded, man. I'm fucking blind. 1686 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:17,029 You're not blind. You just got blood in your eyes, all right? 1687 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:23,075 Aah! 1688 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,125 [Sirens approaching] 1689 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,252 Is he dead? 1690 01:25:33,003 --> 01:25:34,296 Did he die or not? 1691 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:37,215 Let's go. 1692 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,552 [Helicopter approaching] 1693 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:14,461 Hold it! Hold it! Right there! 1694 01:26:16,213 --> 01:26:18,006 Get out of the fucking car! 1695 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:33,522 [Gasping in pain] 1696 01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:36,108 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Larry. 1697 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:38,485 I... I can't believe she killed me! 1698 01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,404 Who would've fucking thought that? 1699 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:43,115 [Mr. White] Hey! Just cancel that shit right now! 1700 01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:47,202 You're hurt! You're hurt real fucking bad, but you ain't dying! 1701 01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:52,582 Oh! All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 1702 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:55,335 I... I'm gonna die! I know it! 1703 01:26:56,002 --> 01:26:58,380 [Groaning] 1704 01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:12,102 [Mr. Orange groans] 1705 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,410 [Eddie sniffs] 1706 01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:33,206 - What the fuck happened? - He slashed the cop's face. 1707 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:35,959 Cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1708 01:27:37,127 --> 01:27:38,837 [Eddie] What? I didn't hear you. 1709 01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:40,839 [Mr. Orange] I said... 1710 01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:44,384 Blonde went crazy. 1711 01:27:44,468 --> 01:27:48,972 He slashed the cop's face, cutoff his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1712 01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:51,016 This cop? 1713 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:54,519 [Mr. Orange] No. 1714 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:58,148 He went crazy? Something like that? 1715 01:27:58,231 --> 01:27:59,524 Worse or better? 1716 01:28:01,026 --> 01:28:03,653 Eddie, he was pulling a burn, man. 1717 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:06,907 He was gonna kill the cop and me. 1718 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,825 When you guys walked through the door, 1719 01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:11,620 he was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds. 1720 01:28:11,703 --> 01:28:16,208 What'd I tell you? That sick piece of shit was a stone-cold psycho. 1721 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:19,586 You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. 1722 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:23,089 He talked about what he was gonna do when he was slicing him up. 1723 01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:27,844 I don't buy it. It doesn't make sense. 1724 01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:34,726 Makes perfect fucking sense to me. 1725 01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:38,313 You weren't there during the job, Eddie. You didn't see how he acted. We did. 1726 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:40,649 He's right about the ear. It's hacked off. 1727 01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:42,859 All right, let me just say this out loud, 1728 01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:44,903 'cause I want to get this straight in my head. 1729 01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:49,032 You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, 1730 01:28:49,115 --> 01:28:52,285 and then when we got back, he was gonna kill us, 1731 01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:54,246 take the satchel of diamonds and scram. 1732 01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:57,582 I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story? 1733 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:01,878 I swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened. 1734 01:29:02,838 --> 01:29:05,757 The man you just killed just got released from prison. 1735 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:08,969 He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. 1736 01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:10,762 He could have fucking walked. 1737 01:29:11,721 --> 01:29:15,934 All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he kept his fucking mouth shut. 1738 01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:19,145 And he did his fucking time, and he did it like a man. 1739 01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:21,439 He did four years for us. 1740 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,191 So, Mr. Orange, 1741 01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:26,278 you're telling me this very good friend of mine, 1742 01:29:27,153 --> 01:29:29,155 who did four years for my father, 1743 01:29:30,031 --> 01:29:31,700 who, in four years, never made a deal, 1744 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:33,827 no matter what they dangled in front of him, 1745 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:37,205 you're telling me that now that this man is free 1746 01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:40,333 and we're making good on our commitment to him, 1747 01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:43,336 he's just gonna decide, 1748 01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:47,424 out of the fucking blue, to rip us off? 1749 01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:52,804 Why don't you tell me what really happened? 1750 01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,347 What the hell for? 1751 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:57,392 It'd just be more bullshit. 1752 01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:01,605 This man set us up. 1753 01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:05,859 Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happening. 1754 01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:07,527 It's all right, Eddie. I do. 1755 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:09,863 What the fuck are you talking about? 1756 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:13,617 That lump of shit's working with the LAPD. 1757 01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:18,038 Joe, I don't have the slightest fucking idea 1758 01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:19,789 what you're talking about. 1759 01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:23,418 Joe, Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong. 1760 01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:25,253 Like hell I am. 1761 01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:27,881 Joe, trust me on this. You've made a mistake. 1762 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,216 He's a good kid. 1763 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,844 I understand. You're hot. You're super-fucking pissed. 1764 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:34,679 We're all real emotional. 1765 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,765 But you're barking up the wrong tree. 1766 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,644 - I know this man. He wouldn't do that. - —[Joe] You don't knowjack shit! 1767 01:30:40,727 --> 01:30:41,978 I do! 1768 01:30:42,062 --> 01:30:46,107 The cocksucker tipped off the cops and had Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed. 1769 01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:49,152 - Mr. Blue is dead? - —[Joe] Dead as Dillinger. 1770 01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:51,237 How do you know all this? 1771 01:30:51,321 --> 01:30:53,657 He's the only one I wasn't 100% on. 1772 01:30:54,991 --> 01:30:58,078 I should have my fucking head examined, going ahead when I wasn't 100%. 1773 01:30:58,161 --> 01:30:59,245 That's your proof? 1774 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,331 You don't need proof when you have instinct. 1775 01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:04,292 I ignored it before, but no more. 1776 01:31:06,670 --> 01:31:08,338 Have you lost your fucking mind? 1777 01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:11,883 Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it. 1778 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:14,761 Come on, guys. Nobody wants this. 1779 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:16,888 We're supposed to be fucking professionals. 1780 01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:21,059 [Eddie] Larry, look, it's been quite a long time, 1781 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:23,144 a lot ofjobs. 1782 01:31:23,770 --> 01:31:25,480 There's no need for this, man. 1783 01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:28,775 Let's just put our guns down, 1784 01:31:29,985 --> 01:31:33,363 and let's settle this with a fucking conversation. 1785 01:31:33,446 --> 01:31:36,157 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. 1786 01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,160 Repeat. If you kill that man, you die next. 1787 01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:41,955 [Eddie] Larry, we have been friends, 1788 01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,582 and you respect my dad and I respect you, 1789 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,866 but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart. 1790 01:31:46,918 --> 01:31:49,129 You put that fucking gun down. Now. 1791 01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:53,717 Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this. 1792 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:56,428 Larry, stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad! 1793 01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:06,563 [Mr. White moaning] 1794 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:35,467 [Moaning continues] 1795 01:32:51,649 --> 01:32:54,069 [Moaning continues] 1796 01:32:58,073 --> 01:33:01,076 [Car engine cranking] 1797 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:13,922 [Mr. Orange whimpers] 1798 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:16,108 - [Sirens wailing, faint] - [Car engine continues cranking] 1799 01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:18,885 [Mr. White groaning] 1800 01:33:18,968 --> 01:33:22,097 - —[Sirens continue wailing] - [Tires squealing] 1801 01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:32,732 [Coughing] 1802 01:33:32,816 --> 01:33:34,859 - [Tires squealing] - —[Sirens continue wailing] 1803 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,945 [Gunshots in distance] 1804 01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:40,990 [Gunshots continue] 1805 01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:44,828 I'm sorry, kid. 1806 01:33:47,497 --> 01:33:49,249 Looks like we're gonna... 1807 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:52,168 Do... do a little time. 1808 01:33:52,252 --> 01:33:54,587 - [Policemen shouting outside] - [Mr. Orange whimpers] 1809 01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:00,552 I'm a cop. 1810 01:34:03,012 --> 01:34:04,222 Larry... 1811 01:34:06,349 --> 01:34:07,851 I'm sorry. 1812 01:34:09,310 --> 01:34:13,606 I'm s... so sorry. 1813 01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:19,821 - I'm a cop. - [Groaning sob] 1814 01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:25,326 [Coughs, sobs] 1815 01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:28,329 [Groaning continues] 1816 01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:31,416 [Shouting continues outside] 1817 01:34:34,627 --> 01:34:36,880 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1818 01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:46,389 [Shouting continues outside] 1819 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:50,977 I'm sorry, Larry! 1820 01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:53,897 - [Mr. White moaning] - I'm... sorry. 1821 01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:55,982 - [Door slams open] - [Footsteps running] 1822 01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:57,609 Larry, I'm sorry. 1823 01:34:57,692 --> 01:35:00,862 [Policeman] Freeze! Drop the fucking gun, buddy! 1824 01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:02,882 - [Policeman 2] Now! - [Policeman 1] Put the gun down! 1825 01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:04,550 - [Policeman 2] Don't do it! - Drop the gun, man! 1826 01:35:04,574 --> 01:35:06,993 - Don't do it! - Drop the gun! Drop the fucking gun! 1827 01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:08,929 [Policeman 2] We're gonna fucking blow you away! 1828 01:35:08,953 --> 01:35:10,079 [Gunshofl 1829 01:35:10,163 --> 01:35:12,373 [gunshots] 1830 01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:18,546 ["Coconut" playing] 1831 01:35:23,009 --> 01:35:26,095 J“ brother bought a coconut he bought it for a dime j“ 1832 01:35:26,179 --> 01:35:29,641 j“ his sister had another one she paid it for the lime j“ 1833 01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:33,269 j“ she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j“ 1834 01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:36,898 j“ she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j“ 1835 01:35:36,981 --> 01:35:40,568 j“ she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j“ 1836 01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,654 j“ she put the lime in the coconut j“ 1837 01:35:42,737 --> 01:35:44,405 j“ she called the doctor, woke him up j“ 1838 01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:47,742 j“ and said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1839 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:51,287 j“ I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J“ 1840 01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:54,832 j“ I said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1841 01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:58,836 j“ I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J“ 1842 01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:00,380 j“ now let me get this straight j“ 1843 01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:04,008 j“ you put the lime in the coconut you drank 'em both up j“ 1844 01:36:04,092 --> 01:36:07,595 j“ put the lime in the coconut you drank 'em both up j“ 1845 01:36:07,679 --> 01:36:11,182 j“ you put the lime in the coconut you drank 'em both up j“ 1846 01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:13,226 j“ you put the lime in the coconut j“ 1847 01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:14,936 j“ you called the doctor, woke him up j“ 1848 01:36:15,019 --> 01:36:18,189 j“ said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1849 01:36:18,273 --> 01:36:21,693 j“ I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J“ 1850 01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:23,695 -j“ isaid, "doctor" j“ -j“ doctor j“ 1851 01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:25,297 j“ "ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1852 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:28,992 j“ I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J“ 1853 01:36:29,075 --> 01:36:32,537 j“ you put the lime in the coconut you drink 'em both together j“ 1854 01:36:32,620 --> 01:36:36,040 j“ put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better j“ 1855 01:36:36,124 --> 01:36:39,585 j“ put the lime in the coconut drink 'em both up j“ 1856 01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:43,464 j“ put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning j“ 1857 01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:44,882 j“ whoo-hoo j“ 1858 01:36:44,966 --> 01:36:47,051 j“ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh j“ 1859 01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:51,889 j“ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh j“ 1860 01:36:51,973 --> 01:36:55,601 j“ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh j“ 1861 01:36:55,685 --> 01:36:57,562 j“ ooh-ooh-ooh j“ 1862 01:36:57,645 --> 01:37:00,648 j“ brother bought a coconut he bought it for a dime j“ 1863 01:37:00,732 --> 01:37:04,027 j“ his sister had another one she paid it for the lime j“ 1864 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:07,655 j“ she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j“ 1865 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:09,490 j“ put the lime in the coconut j“ 1866 01:37:09,574 --> 01:37:11,367 j“ she called her doctor, woke him up j“ 1867 01:37:11,451 --> 01:37:14,454 j“ she said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1868 01:37:14,537 --> 01:37:17,874 j“ I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J“ 1869 01:37:17,957 --> 01:37:21,377 j“ I said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1870 01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:23,504 j“ I said, "doctor" j“ 1871 01:37:23,588 --> 01:37:24,940 j“ now let me get this straight j“ 1872 01:37:24,964 --> 01:37:28,551 j“ you put the lime in the coconut you drink 'em both up j“ 1873 01:37:28,634 --> 01:37:32,055 j“ put the lime in the coconut you drink 'em both up j“ 1874 01:37:32,138 --> 01:37:35,516 j“ put a lime in the coconut you drink 'em both up j“ 1875 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:38,978 j“ put the lime in the coconut you're such a silly woman j“ 1876 01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:42,440 j“ put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together j“ 1877 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:45,860 j“ put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better j“ 1878 01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:49,364 j“ put the lime in the coconut drink 'em both down j“ 1879 01:37:49,447 --> 01:37:52,950 j“ put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning j“ 1880 01:37:53,034 --> 01:37:54,410 j“ whoo-hoo j“ 1881 01:37:54,494 --> 01:37:56,013 j“ ain't there nothing you can take? J“ 1882 01:37:56,037 --> 01:37:59,332 j“ I said, "whoo-hoo-ooh to relieve your bellyache?" J“ 1883 01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:02,794 j“ you said, "whoo-hoo-ooh ain't there nothing I can take?" J“ 1884 01:38:02,877 --> 01:38:06,130 j“ I said, "whoo-hoo-ooh to relieve your bellyache?" J“ 1885 01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:09,592 j“ you said, "yeah ain't there nothing I can take?" J“ 1886 01:38:09,675 --> 01:38:12,970 j“ I said, "waa-ahh to relieve this bellyache?" J“ 1887 01:38:13,054 --> 01:38:16,349 j“ I said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J“ 1888 01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:19,727 j“ I said, "doctor ain't there nothing I can take?" J“ 1889 01:38:19,811 --> 01:38:23,147 j“ I said, "doctor ain't there nothing I can take?" J“ 1890 01:38:23,231 --> 01:38:26,692 j“ I said, "doctor" you're such a silly woman j“ 1891 01:38:26,776 --> 01:38:30,113 j“ put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together j“ 1892 01:38:30,196 --> 01:38:33,533 j“ put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better j“ 1893 01:38:33,616 --> 01:38:36,953 j“ put the lime in the coconut drink 'em both up j“ 1894 01:38:37,036 --> 01:38:41,541 j“ put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning j“ 1895 01:38:41,624 --> 01:38:43,876 j“ yes, you call me in the morning j“ 1896 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:47,046 j“ you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j“ 1897 01:38:47,130 --> 01:38:50,466 j“ if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j“ 1898 01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:53,845 j“ if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j“ 1899 01:38:53,928 --> 01:38:57,598 j“ if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j“ 1900 01:38:57,682 --> 01:38:59,016 [song fades]