1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,401 --> 00:00:05,840 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:05,883 --> 00:00:08,320 [bell tolling] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:21,943 --> 00:00:25,685 [percussion beating feverishly] 6 00:00:45,183 --> 00:00:48,883 ♪ God is dead 7 00:00:48,926 --> 00:00:53,800 ♪ And no one cares 8 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:57,500 ♪ If there is a hell 9 00:00:57,543 --> 00:01:00,851 ♪ I'll see you there 10 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,767 [heavy rock music] 11 00:01:07,249 --> 00:01:08,032 - Fuck! 12 00:01:10,992 --> 00:01:11,862 - Hey, Amy! 13 00:01:12,994 --> 00:01:13,733 You got any crystal? 14 00:01:15,257 --> 00:01:16,605 - Fuck off. 15 00:01:16,649 --> 00:01:18,347 - Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops? 16 00:01:19,478 --> 00:01:22,264 - Peanut, why don't you go passionately fuck yourself? 17 00:01:22,307 --> 00:01:27,051 [man yells] [heavy rock music blasting] 18 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,841 Ew, yuck! You're all sweaty. 19 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:37,061 - What ya lookin' for? 20 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:40,108 - My skull lighter. 21 00:01:40,151 --> 00:01:43,807 I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists! 22 00:01:43,849 --> 00:01:47,289 - Ooh, now that would be a great loss to the human race. 23 00:01:48,464 --> 00:01:50,640 - Sit and spin. 24 00:01:50,682 --> 00:01:53,164 [Peanut laughing] 25 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:01,868 That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample. 26 00:02:03,218 --> 00:02:03,914 - He's okay. 27 00:02:07,831 --> 00:02:09,572 I think he's got brain damage. 28 00:02:10,616 --> 00:02:11,139 But he's okay. 29 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:15,056 [heavy rock music blaring] 30 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:16,622 - This place is so fucking boring. 31 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:18,624 I wish someone would burn it to the ground. 32 00:02:21,192 --> 00:02:22,715 Can we just get the fuck outta here? 33 00:02:24,326 --> 00:02:29,331 - Okay. 34 00:02:30,245 --> 00:02:32,421 Wanna go to Heaven? 35 00:02:32,464 --> 00:02:35,815 [music blaring in distance] 36 00:02:45,347 --> 00:02:46,826 - [Amy] Go ahead and stick it inside. 37 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:50,395 [Jordan grunts] 38 00:02:50,439 --> 00:02:52,571 Jordan, put your dick in me! 39 00:02:54,095 --> 00:02:58,621 - I'm trying. [fidgeting and grunting] 40 00:02:58,663 --> 00:03:01,015 [Jordan sighs] 41 00:03:04,714 --> 00:03:07,499 [Jordan sniffles] 42 00:03:09,414 --> 00:03:09,980 I'm sorry. 43 00:03:11,677 --> 00:03:13,070 I just... 44 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:14,593 - [Amy] What? 45 00:03:14,637 --> 00:03:17,118 [Jordan sighs] 46 00:03:26,997 --> 00:03:29,086 - I'm afraid of catching AIDS. 47 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:33,264 - [Amy] But we're both virgins. 48 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:50,281 - Where's the fuckin' cigarettes? 49 00:04:03,555 --> 00:04:04,774 I dunno what it is, 50 00:04:04,817 --> 00:04:07,081 but, I feel really weird tonight, 51 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,085 like something's gonna happen 52 00:04:12,521 --> 00:04:13,087 - Me too. 53 00:04:16,612 --> 00:04:17,221 - Hey, Amy. 54 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:20,094 Do you love me? 55 00:04:21,747 --> 00:04:22,966 - Yeah, totally. 56 00:04:24,794 --> 00:04:25,577 Why? 57 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:27,971 - It's just... 58 00:04:29,451 --> 00:04:31,322 "I love you" can mean a lot of things, 59 00:04:31,366 --> 00:04:34,368 like, "You'll do till someone better comes along," 60 00:04:34,412 --> 00:04:39,025 or, "I can't describe how I really feel, 61 00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:40,636 but I know I'm supposed to say this," 62 00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:46,859 or, "Shut up! I'm watching TV." 63 00:04:47,947 --> 00:04:48,731 - Are you stoned? 64 00:04:50,298 --> 00:04:52,909 [Jordan laughs] 65 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:59,002 I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul. 66 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:03,876 Like, yesterday I was stuck in this humongous traffic jam 67 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,139 on the 405 freeway 68 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:08,794 and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead bodies 69 00:05:08,838 --> 00:05:10,318 lying there on the bloody asphalt. 70 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:15,279 All I cared about was getting out and moving again. 71 00:05:16,498 --> 00:05:17,063 - I know. 72 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:22,068 I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole. 73 00:05:24,549 --> 00:05:27,509 [faint music playing] 74 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:36,344 - There just is no place for us in this world. 75 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,348 [body thuds] 76 00:05:40,391 --> 00:05:43,046 [rock music blasting] [men grunting] 77 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:44,526 Hey, get off my fucking car! 78 00:05:44,569 --> 00:05:47,006 [horn honking] 79 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,225 - Wake up, cocksucker! 80 00:05:48,269 --> 00:05:49,400 It's time to die! 81 00:05:51,097 --> 00:05:54,188 [man groaning] 82 00:05:54,231 --> 00:05:55,624 - Yo, bitch, would you just go? 83 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:56,973 Go! [engine sputtering] 84 00:05:57,016 --> 00:05:59,454 - Get your fucking hands off my car! 85 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,412 Goddamn motherfucker! [engine turns over] 86 00:06:01,456 --> 00:06:03,980 [tires squeal] 87 00:06:08,811 --> 00:06:11,117 I swear, if there is one dent in the door, 88 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:13,294 one scratch in the paint... 89 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:15,296 - What the fuck are you talkin' about? 90 00:06:15,339 --> 00:06:18,516 This car is older than you 91 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,738 and your jailbait boyfriend here combined. 92 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:24,087 - I love this car. 93 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:28,352 Oh, my God, you're bleeding all over the upholstery! 94 00:06:28,396 --> 00:06:30,702 - Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it. 95 00:06:30,746 --> 00:06:33,270 - Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery! 96 00:06:33,314 --> 00:06:35,490 - It's okay, Amy, he's cleaning it up. 97 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:37,927 You all right, man? 98 00:06:39,668 --> 00:06:42,758 - Yeah. I'm totally into getting the fuck beat out of me 99 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:45,413 and slicing my own leg up. 100 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:47,806 - You're really fuckin' rude. You know that? 101 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,852 - Hey, that's my shirt. 102 00:06:49,895 --> 00:06:51,157 - Oh, sorry. 103 00:06:51,201 --> 00:06:52,724 - Oh, it's cool. 104 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:55,031 Go ahead, use it. 105 00:06:55,074 --> 00:06:57,163 - That is so gross. 106 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:58,382 - What's your name, anyway? 107 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:02,125 What's your name? 108 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:07,348 - Xavier. 109 00:07:08,871 --> 00:07:10,394 - What? 110 00:07:10,438 --> 00:07:12,135 - It's Xavier. 111 00:07:12,178 --> 00:07:15,747 - That is the stupidest fuckin' name I have ever heard. 112 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,532 - Is it cool if I just call you "X"? 113 00:07:18,924 --> 00:07:20,361 I can't really pronounce all that. 114 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:24,278 - Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker". 115 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:26,584 - If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band. 116 00:07:26,628 --> 00:07:28,717 - What's with your lady here, Jordo? 117 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,718 Terminal PMS? 118 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:30,936 - Fuck you. 119 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:32,721 - No. Fuck you! 120 00:07:32,764 --> 00:07:36,290 Fuck you, [sniffs] you stinking cootch. 121 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,683 Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam! 122 00:07:38,727 --> 00:07:41,295 [tires screech] 123 00:07:42,861 --> 00:07:44,472 - Get out of my fucking car! 124 00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:48,824 - Come on, Amy, he didn't mean it. 125 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:49,868 He's just joking around. 126 00:07:50,739 --> 00:07:51,914 Right X? 127 00:07:51,957 --> 00:07:53,002 Tell her. 128 00:07:53,045 --> 00:07:54,656 - Yeah, Amy. 129 00:07:54,699 --> 00:07:56,310 Don't get your uterus all tied in a knot. 130 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:58,050 Listen, jism-breath! 131 00:07:58,094 --> 00:08:00,226 I want you out of my fucking car right this fucking second! 132 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,100 I'm not kidding, scumfuck! 133 00:08:04,143 --> 00:08:05,493 Get lost! 134 00:08:13,239 --> 00:08:14,980 - You're, uh, 135 00:08:15,024 --> 00:08:16,982 giving me an erection. 136 00:08:17,026 --> 00:08:17,809 - You're repugnant! 137 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:23,815 - Okay, Miss America, you win. 138 00:08:29,081 --> 00:08:30,256 Beam me up, Scotty. 139 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,524 Later, gator. 140 00:08:36,566 --> 00:08:38,133 - Hey! 141 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:39,396 What about my shirt? 142 00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:49,580 Thanks, X. 143 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:51,800 - My pleasure, Nutlicker. 144 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:53,889 Will you marry me? 145 00:08:56,848 --> 00:08:58,502 Hey, you don't have to decide immediately. 146 00:08:58,546 --> 00:09:00,330 Hey! You think about it! [tires squealing] 147 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,071 You can dance if you want! 148 00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:03,464 Sleep on it, honey! 149 00:09:03,507 --> 00:09:08,382 - I swear, Amy, you can be so harsh. 150 00:09:10,079 --> 00:09:12,777 I don't know, he seemed cool. 151 00:09:14,475 --> 00:09:16,172 Kinda strange maybe. 152 00:09:16,215 --> 00:09:17,434 - He was an anus-face. 153 00:09:19,871 --> 00:09:22,439 - What were we talkin' about the other day, 154 00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:24,615 about trying to be less judgmental of people? 155 00:09:24,659 --> 00:09:25,399 - Fuck that. 156 00:09:29,272 --> 00:09:30,360 - I'm starvin'. 157 00:09:31,796 --> 00:09:33,755 Stop at the next Quickiemart, okay? 158 00:09:46,158 --> 00:09:47,333 Sure you don't want anything? 159 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,466 - I'm speeding, remember? 160 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:51,990 - Oh, yeah. 161 00:09:53,905 --> 00:09:54,993 - Hey! 162 00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:55,603 No smoking here! 163 00:09:57,996 --> 00:09:58,736 - Jesus! 164 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,355 - Hey, guy, girlie, you pick up. 165 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,445 - Eat my fuck. 166 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:14,012 - Amy... 167 00:10:14,056 --> 00:10:15,536 [pump clicks] 168 00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:17,102 - Pick up, girlie. 169 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:19,714 [TV chattering] 170 00:10:21,977 --> 00:10:24,022 - I'm so sure. 171 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,640 We happy? 172 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:48,569 [cash register beeping] 173 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:50,353 - $6.66. 174 00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:55,053 - Huh, that's weird. 175 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,492 Must've fallen out in the car. 176 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:00,972 I'll pay you right back. 177 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:10,025 Oh fuck! 178 00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:10,808 - Scumfuck. 179 00:11:10,852 --> 00:11:14,116 - $6.66. 180 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:16,510 - You fucking kook, we left our wallets in the car, okay? 181 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:17,989 Let me just go out and-- [pump clicking] 182 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,164 - $6.66. 183 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:23,865 - What're you gonna do, shoot us? Is this some kind of joke, 184 00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:25,519 like "Candid Camera" or something? 185 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:29,087 [Xavier grunts] 186 00:11:29,131 --> 00:11:31,742 [both grunting] 187 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:35,006 [gun fires] 188 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,094 - Scram! 189 00:11:36,138 --> 00:11:38,227 - What the fuck are you doing? 190 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:39,837 - Saving your fucking life! 191 00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:41,926 - Did I ask you to do us any big favors, huh? 192 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,407 - Would you please just get the fuck outta here? 193 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,801 - Jordan, he is getting us into deep shit. 194 00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:49,499 [wife screaming] 195 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,899 - Would you just get the hell outta here? 196 00:11:57,942 --> 00:11:59,814 [cash register beeping] [wife screaming] 197 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:00,554 Come on! 198 00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:01,772 [shotgun blasts] 199 00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:04,514 [blood splattering] 200 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,734 [head thuds] 201 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:09,301 [blood squelching] [dramatic music] 202 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:12,522 [cash register beeping] 203 00:12:19,181 --> 00:12:21,618 [clerk mumbling] 204 00:12:24,447 --> 00:12:27,015 [alarm beeping] 205 00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,543 [intense music] 206 00:12:40,028 --> 00:12:41,725 - Hey, come on, man! 207 00:12:41,769 --> 00:12:44,641 [tires squealing] 208 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,556 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Relax, relax, relax! 209 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,384 Would you just fucking chill? 210 00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:49,472 - His head... 211 00:12:49,515 --> 00:12:53,128 His head, man, it was talkin'. 212 00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:54,216 - Oh, my God! 213 00:12:56,044 --> 00:12:57,959 - I think, we're probably cool. 214 00:12:58,002 --> 00:12:59,961 I mean, the weirdo gook Lady with the machete, 215 00:13:00,004 --> 00:13:02,006 she probably doesn't even speak English. 216 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,747 I think everything's gonna be fine. 217 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,706 - What the fuck do you mean, "everything's gonna be fine?" 218 00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:07,795 You just blew somebody's fucking head off! 219 00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:12,147 - You know, you gotta be a little pessimist 220 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,539 all the time, don't you? 221 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,802 Little Miss Gloom and Doom. 222 00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,064 Well, fuck you! 223 00:13:16,107 --> 00:13:17,587 You were there. 224 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,067 You were both there with me. 225 00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:21,417 And read my lips, 226 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:24,289 we're in this together. 227 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,118 I fry, we all fry. 228 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:30,034 - Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser. 229 00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:31,514 We don't know you, we barely just met you, 230 00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:32,384 and we certainly don't like you. 231 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:34,691 You're fucking crazy! 232 00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:38,608 And you're ugly besides. 233 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,742 - I love you too, darling. 234 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:44,658 - His fuckin' head, 235 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,225 it was in the relish and onions 236 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:49,706 and, it was talkin'. 237 00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:54,668 I mean, don't you think you oughta 238 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,147 call your mom or something? 239 00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,020 - Tomorrow. 240 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,327 - What? 241 00:14:02,371 --> 00:14:04,329 Mommy and Daddy'll be all worried about their baby girl? 242 00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,505 - My mom used to be a heroin addict, 243 00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:08,507 now she's a Scientologist. 244 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,683 My old man's dead. 245 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,034 - [Xavier] Oh, sorry. 246 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:15,558 - I'm not. 247 00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:16,777 He was a bloated, alky pig, 248 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,952 who was always trying to molest me. 249 00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:21,172 - What about you? 250 00:14:24,262 --> 00:14:25,699 - My folks live in Encino. 251 00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:41,453 - My mom shot my dad 252 00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:43,107 and then killed herself when I was 12. 253 00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:52,726 - I'm taking a bath. 254 00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:13,790 [man shouting on TV] 255 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,227 - I love this show, man. 256 00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:19,013 [creature growling] 257 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:25,149 - So how long you and Princess Leia 258 00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,411 been a happy little couple? 259 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,544 - Fuck, 260 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,590 a long time. 261 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:35,681 Three months. 262 00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:38,293 - No way. 263 00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,600 - You know, most of my relationships, 264 00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:42,906 they last about three days, 265 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,433 or, uh, three hours. 266 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,916 - Yeah, well, relationships bite. 267 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,703 - Wow! 268 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,968 Righteous tattoo! 269 00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:02,752 - Thanks. - I been wantin' one forever, 270 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,625 but, I can't decide on a design I like enough to, 271 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:13,632 you know, wear on my body for like the rest of my life. 272 00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:16,548 It's a big commitment. 273 00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,379 I sure do like yours a lot though. 274 00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:27,342 [Jordan belches] 275 00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:28,517 I gotta take a whiz. 276 00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:33,783 [Jordan knocks on softly on door] 277 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:37,439 Hi. 278 00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:40,398 - Hi. 279 00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:43,880 - I must piss. 280 00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,990 [urine trickling] 281 00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:34,061 [Amy moans] 282 00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:44,071 - Now some of this next footage may be 283 00:17:44,114 --> 00:17:45,986 too gruesome for some audience members, 284 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:49,337 so viewer discretion is advised. 285 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:53,210 Police say that the severed head of Quickiemart proprietor, 286 00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:57,127 Nguyen Kok Suk, was still talking when it was discovered 287 00:17:57,171 --> 00:18:01,740 at approximately 2:39 AM by a Jerseymaid deliveryman. 288 00:18:01,784 --> 00:18:04,656 And the San Fernando Valley Sheriffs Department is 289 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:08,095 still investigating the bizarre, ritualistic slaying 290 00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,227 of his wife and children as well. 291 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,403 It appears that the shopkeeper's wife, 292 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:15,145 was so distraught over the slaying of her husband 293 00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:16,755 that she took the lives of her children, 294 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:18,279 disemboweling them. 295 00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:19,976 - Wait just a second there! [juice harp twangs] 296 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,282 Disemboweling them? 297 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:24,024 - Yes, Chet, disemboweling them, 298 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,982 before taking the knife to herself 299 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:29,551 in some kind of unusual suicide rite. 300 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:32,989 The police so far have only one clue to the identity 301 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:35,600 of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers, 302 00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:37,994 this skull earring, 303 00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:39,822 the type sold most frequently 304 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:42,694 in rock and roll paraphernalia shops, 305 00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:46,220 often worn by homosexuals, satanists, 306 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,700 and members of other dangerous cult groups. 307 00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:49,919 - Now hold it, Sandy. [juice harp twangs] 308 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,399 Um, correct me if I'm wrong, 309 00:18:51,442 --> 00:18:53,314 but don't a lot of people, 310 00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:56,708 especially trendy teenagers following the latest fad, 311 00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:59,842 kids who are otherwise perfectly normal, 312 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:03,019 don't they wear earrings similar to the one shown here? 313 00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:06,849 - [Sandy] Yes. Well, Chet, that is a problem. 314 00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:11,636 - You don't have to be 19 to have a body like this. 315 00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:14,335 You don't have to work out eight hours a day. 316 00:19:14,378 --> 00:19:19,035 [Jordan and Amy panting] [water splashing] 317 00:19:19,079 --> 00:19:21,777 [Jordan moaning] 318 00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:32,875 [both breathing heavily and moaning] 319 00:19:38,663 --> 00:19:41,188 [water splashing] 320 00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:51,763 [both moaning loudly] 321 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,248 [both breathing heavily] 322 00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:13,046 [Amy laughing] [water splashing] 323 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:13,872 All right. 324 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,877 [head thuds] [Jordan groans] 325 00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:21,358 - Smooth move, ex-lax. 326 00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:24,579 Pinch the bridge of your nose. - Oh, man. 327 00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:25,493 - Pinch it there. 328 00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:28,104 [kick thuds] [door banging] 329 00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:30,976 - I'm so fuckin' hungry, I could eat my leg. 330 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,413 How about a little foodular action? 331 00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,764 [dinosaur roars] 332 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,114 - [Cashier] Welcome to Carnoburger. 333 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:39,376 May I have your orders please? 334 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:43,859 - Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster, no onions, 335 00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,513 A passion fruit Slurpster, 336 00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:50,126 and, a side of curly-Q fries. 337 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:52,911 - I'll have some barbecue beef chunks, 338 00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,610 some fried cheese balls, 339 00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:56,741 and an Evian. 340 00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,833 - Diet coke, extra large. 341 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,966 - She never eats when she does crystal. 342 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:04,923 - Shut up. 343 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,490 - [Cashier] That'd be all? 344 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,100 - Yep! 345 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:11,104 Hey, I lost my earring. 346 00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:13,323 - [Cashier] That'll be $6.66. 347 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,499 Please pull forward to the window. 348 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:16,805 - Jordan, I'm sure. 349 00:21:16,848 --> 00:21:18,415 We are like in a total predicament 350 00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:20,287 and you're worried about losing a fucking earring? 351 00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:22,985 - It's got sentimental value. 352 00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:26,945 My mom gave it to me when I finally passed algebra/ trig. 353 00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:33,865 - You can relax your royal sphincter muscle, your highness. 354 00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:36,433 The crazy machete Lady offed herself and her kids, 355 00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,696 so there are no witnesses left. 356 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,089 - What? - What? 357 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,265 - They're all dead. It was on the news. 358 00:21:42,309 --> 00:21:45,050 - You are so full of sheep excrement it's not even funny. 359 00:21:46,835 --> 00:21:49,185 - I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right? 360 00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:55,191 - Yeah, but, what if dead guy's head is still talking 361 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,368 and he tell the cops everything? 362 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:04,113 - Ugh! Grossify me. 363 00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:07,072 - 6.66. 364 00:22:09,858 --> 00:22:11,033 Sunshine? 365 00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:12,469 - Gimme some money. 366 00:22:12,513 --> 00:22:14,515 - Sunshine, is that you? 367 00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:17,170 - I think you must've me mixed up with someone else. 368 00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:19,563 Gonad-face, gimme some money. 369 00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:20,477 - Don't lie to me now. 370 00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:24,394 I know it's you. 371 00:22:24,438 --> 00:22:25,961 - Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead, 372 00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:29,138 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 373 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,009 Would you just give me some fucking money? 374 00:22:31,053 --> 00:22:34,099 - You said you loved me. 375 00:22:34,143 --> 00:22:36,406 You said you'd never leave me. 376 00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:39,409 - It this "Night of the Living Brain-dead?" 377 00:22:39,453 --> 00:22:42,760 Wake up and smell the cappuccino, geek! 378 00:22:42,804 --> 00:22:45,415 I don't know you, I've never fucking seen you before, 379 00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:47,939 I don't know who the fuck this Sunshine is! 380 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:49,071 - You little whore. 381 00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:52,857 You broke my fucking heart! 382 00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:54,946 - Come on, Sunshine, 383 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,340 give the poor guy a break. 384 00:22:57,384 --> 00:23:01,823 - Shut the fuck up and give me some motherfucking money! 385 00:23:01,866 --> 00:23:03,955 [pump clicks] 386 00:23:03,999 --> 00:23:04,608 - Isn't that nice? 387 00:23:06,349 --> 00:23:10,005 I figure, if I can't have you, no one will. 388 00:23:10,048 --> 00:23:13,487 [tires squealing] 389 00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:17,404 [shotgun blasting] 390 00:23:17,447 --> 00:23:20,233 - Hey, Bartholomew, what's going on? 391 00:23:23,105 --> 00:23:25,325 - [scoffs] The bitch. 392 00:23:27,936 --> 00:23:28,458 I will find her 393 00:23:30,895 --> 00:23:32,157 and I will kill her. 394 00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:33,420 - Is it fucking full moon or what? 395 00:23:33,463 --> 00:23:36,379 I mean, what the fuck is going on? 396 00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:38,076 - You shouldn't have broke his little old, achey heart 397 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,513 like that, Sunshine. 398 00:23:39,556 --> 00:23:41,123 - Cram it, ass-crack. 399 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,517 We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you. 400 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,693 - Mellowize thyself, fish witch. 401 00:23:47,303 --> 00:23:48,173 You ever considered cuttin' down 402 00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,088 on your crystal intake a bit? 403 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:50,915 Christ! 404 00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:55,006 - I have had it with you! 405 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,660 - Don't worry, Amy. 406 00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:59,968 We're here, we're safe, everything is cool. 407 00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,059 - Jordan, I just wanna go home 408 00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:05,539 and forget this whole entire nightmare. 409 00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:08,933 - It's all right Amy, really. 410 00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:12,589 In the morning, we'll figure it all out. 411 00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:15,288 Okay? 412 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:17,812 - Yeah, sure. 413 00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:24,819 I'm gonna get ready for bed. 414 00:24:26,037 --> 00:24:28,213 - Okay. 415 00:24:28,257 --> 00:24:29,519 - Brush your teeth before you turn in, 416 00:24:29,563 --> 00:24:31,086 otherwise you'll have cheese-breath. 417 00:24:36,439 --> 00:24:39,181 [Xavier belches] 418 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:43,141 - I get the feeling Amy doesn't like me very much. 419 00:24:44,578 --> 00:24:46,319 - Don't take it personal, X. 420 00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:48,277 She's just a little 421 00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:52,194 aloof till you get to know her. 422 00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:38,022 [pants unbuckling] 423 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,581 - I've never seen a tattoo there before. 424 00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:20,804 - Touch it. 425 00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:24,286 Go ahead, 426 00:26:25,635 --> 00:26:26,288 indulge. 427 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,474 - What's it a picture of? 428 00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:42,826 - Can't you tell? 429 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,309 It's Jesus. 430 00:26:47,352 --> 00:26:50,965 - [chuckles] Nuh-uh. 431 00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:54,011 Why the hell do you have Jesus tattooed on your dick? 432 00:26:57,145 --> 00:27:01,062 - So people, when I'm boning 'em, can say, 433 00:27:01,105 --> 00:27:04,631 "I've got Jesus inside me." 434 00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:06,197 [Amy chuckles] 435 00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:09,287 [both breathing heavily] 436 00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:17,774 I'm gonna vacuum your tongue right out of your face. 437 00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:22,257 [both breathing heavily] 438 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,478 [Jordan moans sleepily] 439 00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:33,355 - Wait. 440 00:27:35,575 --> 00:27:37,925 [Amy moaning] 441 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,058 - [Xavier] I'm gonna come! 442 00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:41,885 - Already? 443 00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:46,107 - Don't worry, I'm good for about six times a night. 444 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:46,673 - Nuh-uh! 445 00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:50,067 - Four at least! 446 00:27:50,111 --> 00:27:52,330 How about you? You anywhere close? 447 00:27:52,374 --> 00:27:54,985 - Well, sorta. 448 00:27:55,029 --> 00:27:56,639 [both grunting] 449 00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:59,686 - I... I can't hold it much longer! 450 00:27:59,729 --> 00:28:02,602 [vehicle approaching] 451 00:28:15,745 --> 00:28:18,531 [bottle shatters] 452 00:28:42,076 --> 00:28:43,207 - Where is she? 453 00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:46,515 Where is my little dandelion flower? 454 00:28:48,909 --> 00:28:50,780 Tell me where she is 455 00:28:50,824 --> 00:28:52,782 or you'll gonna have a mangled stump 456 00:28:52,826 --> 00:28:54,567 in place of that fairy face of yours. 457 00:28:59,136 --> 00:29:00,703 Tell me where she is, 458 00:29:00,747 --> 00:29:03,401 you fucking slimy piece of queerbait! 459 00:29:03,445 --> 00:29:04,794 - I'm right here, love-bucket. 460 00:29:09,451 --> 00:29:11,366 My pearly dew drops fraps. 461 00:29:12,976 --> 00:29:14,587 - I've missed you so much, my darling. 462 00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:25,336 You know I could never live without you, my pumpkin. 463 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,034 I've dreamed of this moment for months. 464 00:29:28,731 --> 00:29:32,082 [Bartholomew sobbing] 465 00:29:32,126 --> 00:29:34,781 [Bartholomew grunting] 466 00:29:34,824 --> 00:29:35,608 Come on! 467 00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:38,349 - But my pants! 468 00:29:38,393 --> 00:29:40,351 - [grunts] Come on! 469 00:29:40,395 --> 00:29:41,875 Get in the car! 470 00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:44,573 My babycakes! Come home, please? 471 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,575 Please don't leave me again! Please? 472 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,230 - Get a fuckin' life, dogbreath! 473 00:29:49,273 --> 00:29:52,233 - No! 474 00:29:52,276 --> 00:29:53,451 Come back! 475 00:29:53,495 --> 00:29:54,278 Babycake! 476 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:57,586 [tense music] 477 00:30:06,813 --> 00:30:09,903 - Ever feel like reality is more twisted than dreams? 478 00:30:11,731 --> 00:30:14,298 [shotgun blasts] [Bartholomew groaning] 479 00:30:14,342 --> 00:30:15,386 - Not again. 480 00:30:15,430 --> 00:30:18,128 [dramatic music] 481 00:30:20,827 --> 00:30:22,959 - My fucking arm! 482 00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:25,788 I want it back! 483 00:30:25,832 --> 00:30:26,876 Son of a bitch! 484 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,923 - Jam on it, girlfriend! [yells] 485 00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:32,012 - Get that fucking thing out of my car! 486 00:30:32,055 --> 00:30:36,799 - I'm trying! What do you think? 487 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,196 Oh, God fucking dammit, Amy! [engine sputtering] 488 00:30:42,239 --> 00:30:45,112 [door thudding] 489 00:30:45,155 --> 00:30:47,549 Would you kindly stomp on the fucking gas pedal? 490 00:30:47,592 --> 00:30:48,637 Oh, God! 491 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:51,422 [tires squealing] 492 00:30:53,773 --> 00:30:57,080 [Bartholomew breathing heavily] 493 00:30:57,124 --> 00:31:01,737 ♪ Sunshine, you are my one true love ♪ 494 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:06,133 ♪ You are my one true love 495 00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:07,221 ♪ You are my one 496 00:31:07,264 --> 00:31:08,439 True love! 497 00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:09,658 - What is with you? 498 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,877 Do you have to kill someone 499 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,227 every fuckin' time we stop the car? 500 00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:15,795 - Well, pardon me for rescuing your ingrate ass 501 00:31:15,838 --> 00:31:20,625 twice in the same night, you fuckin' furry tuna taco. 502 00:31:21,104 --> 00:31:22,715 - You don't care about anything, do you? 503 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,674 You have no guilt, no remorse. 504 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,154 You murdered two people tonight. 505 00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:29,373 Doesn't that faze you at all? 506 00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:31,332 - Yeah, I'm bummed 507 00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,204 to the max. 508 00:31:34,248 --> 00:31:35,902 [Jordan sneezes] 509 00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:37,425 But it's not like I've never done it before. 510 00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:38,339 - Excuse me? 511 00:31:40,645 --> 00:31:42,909 - How many people have you... 512 00:31:42,952 --> 00:31:43,736 - Just a few. 513 00:31:44,911 --> 00:31:46,956 And all of 'em deserved it 514 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,392 or they wore a uniform. 515 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,613 Like my first, 516 00:31:51,656 --> 00:31:55,008 this ugly sow of a parking cop. 517 00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:56,226 You know how they're all full of themselves, 518 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,706 and they got this fuckin' badge 519 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,839 and they think they're all bad? 520 00:31:59,882 --> 00:32:01,754 Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me 521 00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:05,670 for being in a red zone for more than like 10 seconds. 522 00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:07,194 So I'm in the street arguing with her 523 00:32:07,237 --> 00:32:10,153 and she's just smiling away, writing me up. 524 00:32:10,197 --> 00:32:11,720 I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro 525 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,461 and I started poundin' her head 526 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:17,073 on the hood of her nice white parking-pig mobile. 527 00:32:17,117 --> 00:32:19,815 And then, I slammed the door on her skull 528 00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:21,556 a bunch of times until she was dead. 529 00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:25,081 La mort, history. 530 00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:27,605 - God, would take a reality pill? 531 00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:28,693 - I still got the scar, 532 00:32:32,654 --> 00:32:35,222 teeth marks from where the bitch bit me. 533 00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:39,835 I tell you, 534 00:32:39,879 --> 00:32:42,707 those cops, they're like goddamned savage animals. 535 00:32:55,111 --> 00:32:58,027 [light music playing] 536 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:16,829 - Some nachos? 537 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:28,710 [cash register beeping] 538 00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:32,148 - That'd be 6.66. 539 00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:39,503 - All hail the coffee and cigarette god. 540 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,593 - Where's my change? 541 00:33:42,637 --> 00:33:43,768 - Drop dead, dunghead. 542 00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:47,294 - No Zagnut bars? 543 00:33:47,337 --> 00:33:49,426 - Life is a chewy shit sandwich. 544 00:33:50,427 --> 00:33:51,211 Well, 545 00:33:52,516 --> 00:33:53,300 what now? 546 00:33:54,779 --> 00:33:56,477 - Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench. 547 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,086 - Fuck you! 548 00:33:58,218 --> 00:33:59,045 - You already have. 549 00:33:59,088 --> 00:34:00,437 - What? 550 00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:01,221 - Fucked me. 551 00:34:03,092 --> 00:34:04,702 - You are such the prick! 552 00:34:06,574 --> 00:34:08,663 - That's not exactly how you phrased it last night. 553 00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:10,056 - You think you're funny? 554 00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:11,535 'Cause you're not, you're pathetic! 555 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,542 - [clears throat] Sniff my finger. 556 00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:20,153 Go ahead and sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell 557 00:34:20,196 --> 00:34:24,374 like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy, snatch. 558 00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:25,984 - I'm gonna strangle you! 559 00:34:26,028 --> 00:34:27,334 I hate you! I hate you! 560 00:34:27,377 --> 00:34:27,986 I hate you! 561 00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:43,350 - Hi. 562 00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:50,705 - He's a liar. 563 00:34:50,748 --> 00:34:51,792 You know that, don't you? 564 00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:54,578 - It doesn't matter. 565 00:34:54,622 --> 00:34:56,015 - Even if I did get together with him, 566 00:34:56,058 --> 00:34:57,712 and this isn't saying I did or anything, 567 00:34:57,755 --> 00:34:58,800 but if I did, 568 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:02,325 you know that it wouldn't actually mean anything, 569 00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:03,805 I mean... 570 00:35:03,848 --> 00:35:06,895 You know that I really only love you, right? 571 00:35:09,463 --> 00:35:10,246 - Whatever, Amy. 572 00:35:20,865 --> 00:35:23,346 - I wish that we could ditch him some place, Jordan, 573 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,392 just get rid of him and forget he ever existed. 574 00:35:28,438 --> 00:35:30,049 - He's not so bad. 575 00:35:30,092 --> 00:35:32,965 I mean, he's sorta like us, 576 00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:37,926 lost, like he doesn't fit in. 577 00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:41,799 - He scares me, Jordan. 578 00:35:43,192 --> 00:35:44,585 Like, I don't know what it is, 579 00:35:46,326 --> 00:35:48,545 there's something evil about him. 580 00:35:48,589 --> 00:35:51,635 [jet engine roars overhead] 581 00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:54,029 - Don't be a cornnut. 582 00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:56,553 Come on, [chuckles] finish your breakfast. 583 00:35:57,859 --> 00:36:00,296 Then let's get me some clothes. 584 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,472 I feel like a fuckin' frat boy in this toga. 585 00:36:21,926 --> 00:36:22,753 - Be right back. 586 00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:27,106 [Jordan chuckles] 587 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,894 - What's with you? 588 00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:34,069 You act like somebody ate your pet hamster. 589 00:36:35,505 --> 00:36:37,072 - Well, duh. 590 00:36:37,116 --> 00:36:39,988 I'm so pissed at you, I could rip your testicles off 591 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:42,077 and staple them to your ankles. 592 00:36:42,121 --> 00:36:45,037 What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for? 593 00:36:45,863 --> 00:36:46,734 - Tell him what? 594 00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:49,041 - What do you think, doorknob? 595 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,129 That we got together. 596 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:52,087 - [Xavier] Well, didn't you utterly dig it? 597 00:36:52,131 --> 00:36:53,697 - That is not the point! 598 00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:56,439 - Well, what is the point then? 599 00:36:56,483 --> 00:37:00,052 Get it? Guilt is for married, old people. 600 00:37:01,879 --> 00:37:02,924 - You are incredible. 601 00:37:02,967 --> 00:37:04,404 You aren't even human, are you? 602 00:37:06,232 --> 00:37:08,277 You're like a life support system for a cock! 603 00:37:08,321 --> 00:37:10,105 [Xavier laughs] [energetic rock music] 604 00:37:10,149 --> 00:37:12,107 - This is so fuckin' cher. 605 00:37:12,151 --> 00:37:13,456 Look at this thing, 606 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,023 I mean, check it out. 607 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:15,850 - Let me see. 608 00:37:21,508 --> 00:37:22,291 Wow! 609 00:37:23,336 --> 00:37:23,901 Can I? 610 00:37:25,686 --> 00:37:26,774 - Be my guest. 611 00:37:38,351 --> 00:37:40,962 [both laughing] 612 00:37:43,443 --> 00:37:44,879 - Jesus, it's a fuckin' belt 613 00:37:44,922 --> 00:37:45,923 Don't 'tard out over it. 614 00:37:47,229 --> 00:37:50,189 - Hi, uh, Mom, Dad. 615 00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:52,060 It's me. 616 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:58,545 I'm, uh, sorta taking a little vacation with Amy right now, 617 00:37:58,588 --> 00:37:59,372 and, uh... 618 00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:04,899 Fuckin' machine hung up on me. 619 00:38:13,908 --> 00:38:15,692 - I'm thirsty. 620 00:38:15,736 --> 00:38:19,957 [pool balls clacking] [upbeat rock music playing] 621 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:23,135 [video game chattering] 622 00:38:44,243 --> 00:38:45,026 - So what'll it be? 623 00:38:46,854 --> 00:38:47,855 - [smacks machine] Shit! 624 00:38:49,987 --> 00:38:53,165 - Jordan, would you just listen to me for a second 625 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,557 and forget about that dweeby game? 626 00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:57,212 - Hey... 627 00:38:57,256 --> 00:38:58,039 - Jordan! 628 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,132 - Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency? 629 00:39:05,699 --> 00:39:07,135 - Jordan, would you kindly pull your head 630 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,267 out of your rectal region? 631 00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:14,011 We're accessories to two homicides. 632 00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,232 Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin' least? 633 00:39:18,712 --> 00:39:20,061 - Well... 634 00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:22,672 - Kitten! Kitten is that you? 635 00:39:22,716 --> 00:39:23,325 - [Amy] Oh, God! 636 00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,504 - Don't you recognize me? 637 00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:30,637 It's me. 638 00:39:31,855 --> 00:39:33,161 [Amy groans] 639 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:36,599 It's Brandi, your eternal love slave, 640 00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,166 your slave. 641 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,428 - Look, Lady, I don't know who you are-- 642 00:39:39,472 --> 00:39:41,125 - Has this guy shot you full of dope 643 00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:42,518 and brainwashed you like all the others? 644 00:39:42,562 --> 00:39:44,128 You're high, aren't you? 645 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:45,956 - It's okay! It's me! - Let me-- 646 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,264 - It's me, honeycakes! - Let me go! 647 00:39:49,308 --> 00:39:52,180 - I know it's you, I can smell your perfume. 648 00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:54,704 [Brandi breathing heavily] 649 00:39:54,748 --> 00:39:57,838 - Get your fucking clammy hands off me, you crazy bitch! 650 00:39:57,881 --> 00:39:59,274 [Jordan groans] 651 00:39:59,318 --> 00:40:00,928 He's kidnapped you, right? 652 00:40:00,971 --> 00:40:02,582 And he told you he'd kill you 653 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:05,149 if you acted like you knew me? Oh, my God! Don't fret! 654 00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:06,977 Don't fret, Brandi's here. 655 00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:08,936 I'll save you from this heathen. 656 00:40:10,198 --> 00:40:12,635 [sword scrapes] [Jordan yelps] 657 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:14,681 I'm gonna lop 658 00:40:14,724 --> 00:40:17,684 his dick off 659 00:40:17,727 --> 00:40:19,947 like a chicken head. 660 00:40:19,990 --> 00:40:21,557 [glass shatters] [Bruce groans] 661 00:40:21,601 --> 00:40:24,038 - I can't leave you guys alone for a minute, can I? 662 00:40:24,081 --> 00:40:26,867 [Bruce groaning] 663 00:40:26,910 --> 00:40:29,478 [intense music] 664 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:35,571 [men grunting and groaning] 665 00:40:43,579 --> 00:40:46,278 [bartender shrieks] 666 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,672 - Oh, God, Bruce! I'm sorry. 667 00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:52,022 I'm so sorry. 668 00:40:54,198 --> 00:40:57,376 But it was her, it was Kitten. 669 00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:01,249 I know it was her. [Bruce gags] 670 00:41:03,817 --> 00:41:06,820 [Brandi groans] 671 00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:07,647 The bitch! 672 00:41:12,391 --> 00:41:13,609 I'm gonna find her 673 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,221 and then I'm gonna kill her. 674 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:21,922 - This is so nice, 675 00:41:21,965 --> 00:41:25,012 lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer. 676 00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:28,842 I hope we die simultaneously, 677 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:32,324 like in a fiery car wreck, 678 00:41:33,847 --> 00:41:36,589 nuclear bomb blast or something. 679 00:41:40,027 --> 00:41:41,376 - You are so romantic. 680 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:44,205 [Jordan chuckles] 681 00:41:44,248 --> 00:41:45,685 - No, for reals, 682 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,210 I don't ever wanna have to miss you. 683 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:53,780 - Ditto! 684 00:41:53,823 --> 00:41:54,911 [Jordan chuckles] 685 00:41:54,955 --> 00:41:59,133 ♪ Row, row, row 686 00:41:59,176 --> 00:42:01,004 ♪ Your boat 687 00:42:01,048 --> 00:42:05,792 ♪ Gently down the stream 688 00:42:11,319 --> 00:42:16,063 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 689 00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:23,592 ♪ Life is but a dream 690 00:42:23,636 --> 00:42:27,683 [Jordan and Amy breathing heavily] 691 00:42:34,995 --> 00:42:35,778 - Take it out. 692 00:42:44,657 --> 00:42:45,222 Stroke it. 693 00:42:50,097 --> 00:42:50,750 Squeeze it. 694 00:42:54,623 --> 00:42:55,407 Harder! 695 00:42:59,976 --> 00:43:00,673 Look at it. 696 00:43:07,941 --> 00:43:08,463 Put it in, 697 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,992 when I say okay. 698 00:43:19,213 --> 00:43:19,996 O... 699 00:43:23,913 --> 00:43:24,784 K. 700 00:43:24,827 --> 00:43:27,264 [Jordan moaning] 701 00:43:31,312 --> 00:43:34,620 [both grunting and panting] 702 00:43:40,539 --> 00:43:43,150 [Jordan moaning] 703 00:43:43,193 --> 00:43:45,718 - Oh, Amy. 704 00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:50,200 Don't you think sex is totally strange? 705 00:43:50,244 --> 00:43:52,028 Just the whole idea of it, 706 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,511 this tube of flesh gets stiff 707 00:43:56,555 --> 00:44:01,211 and inserted in these warm, squishy places. 708 00:44:05,389 --> 00:44:08,175 - I think maybe it's more powerful than we'd like it to be. 709 00:44:12,309 --> 00:44:13,920 - It's fuckin' trippy, 710 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,618 that's for sure. 711 00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:22,058 - It's kinda like eating spaghetti. 712 00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:24,452 [Jordan laughs] 713 00:44:26,062 --> 00:44:30,806 - Why? 714 00:44:34,984 --> 00:44:36,290 You are so great. 715 00:44:41,730 --> 00:44:44,254 Hey, that reminds me, 716 00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,258 I'm hungry. 717 00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:49,912 - You're always hungry. 718 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,133 - That's' cause I'm a growing boy. 719 00:44:56,832 --> 00:44:58,791 I think I'm gonna walk down to the AM/ PM 720 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:01,315 and get some shrimp nuggets or something. 721 00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:03,535 Want anything? 722 00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:06,059 - [Amy] Mm, more cigarettes. 723 00:45:07,495 --> 00:45:08,278 - Yes, dear. 724 00:45:16,983 --> 00:45:17,549 - Hey. 725 00:45:18,637 --> 00:45:19,463 - Mm-hmm? 726 00:45:29,648 --> 00:45:30,562 - I love you, fucker. 727 00:45:33,129 --> 00:45:34,087 - Me too, fucker. 728 00:46:00,548 --> 00:46:03,203 [dramatic music] 729 00:46:09,339 --> 00:46:11,428 [Xavier belches] 730 00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:12,255 - Pig. 731 00:46:13,953 --> 00:46:15,607 - [Xavier] [sniffles] What ya watchin'? 732 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:24,398 - Hey. 733 00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:26,313 Come here. 734 00:46:32,928 --> 00:46:33,799 I wanna play a game. 735 00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,455 I'm gonna start counting, 736 00:46:38,499 --> 00:46:41,633 if you crack a smile before I get to eight, 737 00:46:41,676 --> 00:46:43,765 I get to strangle you. 738 00:46:43,809 --> 00:46:48,596 If you don't, I have to do anything you say. 739 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:52,948 - All right. 740 00:47:01,435 --> 00:47:02,218 - One, 741 00:47:03,785 --> 00:47:04,612 two, 742 00:47:06,222 --> 00:47:06,745 three, 743 00:47:08,398 --> 00:47:09,182 four, 744 00:47:10,009 --> 00:47:10,792 five, 745 00:47:13,142 --> 00:47:14,187 six, 746 00:47:15,971 --> 00:47:16,580 seven, 747 00:47:18,713 --> 00:47:20,367 7 and 1/2. 748 00:47:20,410 --> 00:47:22,064 [Xavier chuckles] 749 00:47:22,108 --> 00:47:22,674 - You win. 750 00:47:27,722 --> 00:47:28,505 Go ahead. 751 00:47:34,207 --> 00:47:36,688 [Xavier gasps] 752 00:47:40,430 --> 00:47:43,085 [Xavier exhales] 753 00:47:49,352 --> 00:47:51,746 [Xavier inhales] 754 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:02,104 - I'll take this too. 755 00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:05,325 [cash register beeping] 756 00:48:06,369 --> 00:48:08,067 - 6-6-6. 757 00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:22,603 - [Xavier] What's Jordan's like? 758 00:48:22,646 --> 00:48:23,560 - [Amy] What? 759 00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:25,867 - You know, his engorged member, 760 00:48:25,911 --> 00:48:28,827 his tumescent love missile, 761 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,655 his throbbing purple meat scepter. 762 00:48:34,441 --> 00:48:35,442 - Why do you wanna know? 763 00:48:36,399 --> 00:48:37,139 - I don't know, 764 00:48:38,488 --> 00:48:39,272 I'm curious. 765 00:48:42,362 --> 00:48:44,364 - It's all right. [chuckles] 766 00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:44,930 It's fine. 767 00:48:47,802 --> 00:48:50,283 What do you mean, "It's fine?" 768 00:48:51,937 --> 00:48:54,635 Is it the size of Vienna sausage 769 00:48:54,678 --> 00:48:55,679 or like a baby's arm? 770 00:48:57,072 --> 00:49:00,336 Is it cut, is it uncut? [Amy laughing] 771 00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:03,687 Does it lean to the left? Does it lean to the right? 772 00:49:03,731 --> 00:49:06,081 Does it go in a southeasterly direction? 773 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,909 [Amy laughs] 774 00:49:07,953 --> 00:49:09,824 Is it curved, is it straight, 775 00:49:12,392 --> 00:49:14,437 is it shaped like a fucking corkscrew, or what? 776 00:49:16,135 --> 00:49:18,877 - What difference does it make to you? 777 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,315 Does he plunge it into you long, slow, 778 00:49:23,490 --> 00:49:25,753 and deep, like this? 779 00:49:27,276 --> 00:49:29,757 Or quick, short and shallow, [Amy laughing] 780 00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:31,063 like a jackrabbit? 781 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,676 Does he make noises like this? 782 00:49:37,939 --> 00:49:42,378 [Xavier snorting] [Amy laughing] 783 00:49:42,422 --> 00:49:43,727 Or does he make them it like... 784 00:49:43,771 --> 00:49:47,993 [Xavier breathing heavily] 785 00:49:48,036 --> 00:49:49,429 I know, he's a probably a whimperer, huh? 786 00:49:49,472 --> 00:49:52,258 Yeah, right. [mockingly vocalizing] 787 00:49:52,301 --> 00:49:55,348 [Xavier playfully grunting] 788 00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:59,439 - Would you kindly stop babbling and fuck me already? 789 00:50:06,011 --> 00:50:08,361 [Amy moaning] [rock music playing] 790 00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:10,102 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 791 00:50:10,145 --> 00:50:11,016 Oh, yeah! Oh! 792 00:50:18,066 --> 00:50:20,460 [Amy moaning] 793 00:50:38,217 --> 00:50:38,870 - Yeah! 794 00:50:45,572 --> 00:50:47,617 [Amy moaning] 795 00:50:47,661 --> 00:50:49,141 [Xavier grunting] 796 00:50:49,184 --> 00:50:52,318 [train whistle blowing] 797 00:50:55,930 --> 00:51:00,587 [train cars clattering] [whistle blaring] 798 00:51:01,544 --> 00:51:03,677 [Amy moaning] 799 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:06,506 [Xavier shouting] 800 00:51:08,943 --> 00:51:11,206 [train clattering recedes] 801 00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:13,426 [Amy sighs] 802 00:51:48,548 --> 00:51:49,897 [door clatters] 803 00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:53,031 [footsteps approaching] 804 00:51:59,341 --> 00:52:00,168 - Where you been? 805 00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:03,693 - Nowhere. 806 00:52:09,569 --> 00:52:10,962 - I was worried about you, doofus. 807 00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:13,660 - Sorry. 808 00:52:15,705 --> 00:52:16,271 - Come over here. 809 00:52:30,068 --> 00:52:31,460 You know, just because he and I... 810 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:37,989 It doesn't mean that I'm really like all that... 811 00:52:39,642 --> 00:52:40,426 Whatever. 812 00:52:42,906 --> 00:52:43,690 - I know. 813 00:53:06,104 --> 00:53:08,671 [Xavier snores] 814 00:53:20,031 --> 00:53:22,468 [train whistle blows in distance] 815 00:53:22,511 --> 00:53:24,296 - This the currency we've linked 816 00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:27,516 to the December 17th Quickiemart robbery-homicide 817 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,127 in Tarzana. 818 00:53:29,170 --> 00:53:33,609 The suspects, a paramilitary brigade of three youths, 819 00:53:33,653 --> 00:53:37,091 appear to be on a freewheeling crime spree heading north. 820 00:53:37,135 --> 00:53:38,527 We've run a fingerprint check 821 00:53:38,571 --> 00:53:40,921 through the mother computer in DC, 822 00:53:40,964 --> 00:53:43,750 and thus far have ID'd one of the suspects, 823 00:53:43,793 --> 00:53:46,057 Amy Blue, age 18. 824 00:53:47,536 --> 00:53:49,930 Height, 5'1". Weight, 92 pounds. 825 00:53:49,973 --> 00:53:51,453 Eyes, hazel. Hair, brown 826 00:53:52,889 --> 00:53:57,155 Cumulative SAT score, 666. 827 00:54:02,290 --> 00:54:04,901 Should be considered armed and dangerous. 828 00:54:06,555 --> 00:54:07,513 Amy Blue, 829 00:54:09,123 --> 00:54:12,431 gentlemen, I want you to find her, 830 00:54:12,474 --> 00:54:15,173 and if necessary, kill her. 831 00:54:22,745 --> 00:54:23,529 - Good morning. 832 00:54:26,575 --> 00:54:27,098 - Ooh! 833 00:54:28,621 --> 00:54:31,189 Don't kiss me, my breath is like totally skanky. 834 00:54:34,931 --> 00:54:36,237 Wait till I brush my teeth. 835 00:54:40,502 --> 00:54:41,068 - Hey. 836 00:54:42,896 --> 00:54:43,679 Know what? 837 00:54:46,508 --> 00:54:47,292 - What? 838 00:54:49,076 --> 00:54:51,905 This is the first time we've ever slept together 839 00:54:51,948 --> 00:54:53,036 and woken up together. 840 00:54:54,908 --> 00:54:55,952 In a real bed, I mean. 841 00:54:58,912 --> 00:55:01,175 - You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae. 842 00:55:05,266 --> 00:55:07,094 [chuckles] Goofball. 843 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,231 Rise and shine, monkey butt. 844 00:55:14,797 --> 00:55:17,148 [Xavier groans] 845 00:55:22,762 --> 00:55:25,678 [bathroom door clatters] 846 00:55:25,721 --> 00:55:28,159 [Jordan yawns] 847 00:55:31,205 --> 00:55:34,339 ♪ The itsy bitsy spider 848 00:55:34,382 --> 00:55:37,168 ♪ Went up the waterspout 849 00:55:37,211 --> 00:55:39,779 ♪ Down came the rain 850 00:55:39,822 --> 00:55:41,955 ♪ And washed the spider out 851 00:55:41,998 --> 00:55:46,177 - [Xavier] I have died and gone to hell for my sins. 852 00:55:48,091 --> 00:55:50,311 - Come on, man. 853 00:55:50,355 --> 00:55:54,533 It's the dawning of a brand new day! [laughs] 854 00:55:54,576 --> 00:55:56,796 - Suck my stump to a bloody lump. 855 00:55:56,839 --> 00:55:59,059 [Jordan laughs] 856 00:55:59,102 --> 00:56:00,278 So what happened last night? 857 00:56:02,105 --> 00:56:03,237 A mayonnaise-on-twat? 858 00:56:04,978 --> 00:56:05,761 - Huh? 859 00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,024 - A mayo-on-twat. 860 00:56:08,851 --> 00:56:09,809 A three-way. 861 00:56:11,289 --> 00:56:14,770 A double-stuffed E.T. finger-touch. 862 00:56:14,814 --> 00:56:15,902 - [laughs] What? 863 00:56:21,864 --> 00:56:24,345 - You know in "E.T." where the kid and E.T. 864 00:56:24,389 --> 00:56:25,912 they touch fingers and then they go, 865 00:56:28,697 --> 00:56:30,917 "Ouch!" [Jordan laughs] 866 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:35,704 - Shit, you must've been wasted. [laughs] 867 00:56:40,448 --> 00:56:42,407 - So have you ever done that? 868 00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:50,110 - You mean, like have sex with two people at the same time? 869 00:56:51,677 --> 00:56:52,243 - Mm-hmm. 870 00:56:54,201 --> 00:56:54,984 - No. 871 00:56:56,769 --> 00:56:57,552 - It's the best. 872 00:57:00,468 --> 00:57:02,731 You start building up this momentum, 873 00:57:02,775 --> 00:57:03,297 this rhythm, 874 00:57:04,385 --> 00:57:06,735 you know, like a piston engine, 875 00:57:06,779 --> 00:57:08,171 and you're all poundin' away 876 00:57:10,913 --> 00:57:13,481 and your balls are slappin' against the other guy's, 877 00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:18,399 and you can actually feel his cock 878 00:57:19,661 --> 00:57:22,055 through the girl's insides. 879 00:57:22,098 --> 00:57:23,317 [bathroom door clatters] 880 00:57:23,361 --> 00:57:25,363 - What're you two homos gabbing about now? 881 00:57:28,496 --> 00:57:30,324 - [Xavier] Have either of you ever done it with an animal? 882 00:57:30,368 --> 00:57:31,151 - [Amy] What? 883 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,720 - Have either of you had sex with an animal? 884 00:57:34,763 --> 00:57:36,809 - Just you. 885 00:57:36,852 --> 00:57:37,592 - Har, har, har. 886 00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:39,551 No, really? 887 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:44,991 - Have you? - When I was a kid, 888 00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:46,340 we had a golden retriever named Honey-- 889 00:57:46,384 --> 00:57:49,430 - I do not want to hear any more of this story! 890 00:57:49,474 --> 00:57:50,779 - It was a consenting adult. 891 00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:55,915 - I fucked a cantaloupe once. 892 00:57:58,091 --> 00:58:00,223 This song always reminds me of Scooter. 893 00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:01,007 - Who's Scooter? 894 00:58:02,835 --> 00:58:05,316 - He was like my best friend all through high school. 895 00:58:07,361 --> 00:58:09,450 One day, he brought a gun to physics class and told everyone 896 00:58:09,494 --> 00:58:12,148 he was gonna shoot himself in the bathroom, 897 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:13,498 and he did. 898 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:14,934 - [Amy] He was always depressed, 899 00:58:14,977 --> 00:58:17,110 I mean, always pulling shit like that, 900 00:58:17,153 --> 00:58:18,329 so nobody believed him. 901 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:21,593 - Death's funny. 902 00:58:24,117 --> 00:58:25,423 Like, at first, it's all weird 903 00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:26,946 and you're all bummed and shit, 904 00:58:28,687 --> 00:58:30,341 like this person you're used to hanging out with 905 00:58:30,384 --> 00:58:33,039 all of sudden doesn't, like, exist anymore. 906 00:58:34,693 --> 00:58:36,259 Then you just get over it and move on. 907 00:58:38,261 --> 00:58:39,567 It's almost for the best. 908 00:58:39,611 --> 00:58:41,830 I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time. 909 00:58:43,832 --> 00:58:45,443 Me and him used to sit in my room 910 00:58:45,486 --> 00:58:47,358 getting stoned, listening to The Smiths. 911 00:58:49,447 --> 00:58:51,753 Like, he was over the night before he killed himself. 912 00:58:53,189 --> 00:58:54,408 Right in the middle of "Unloveable", 913 00:58:54,452 --> 00:58:56,367 he just started crying like crazy. 914 00:58:57,455 --> 00:58:59,065 He was really into The Smiths. 915 00:59:02,895 --> 00:59:05,898 Hey, Amy, remember the time we lost my mom's car? 916 00:59:05,941 --> 00:59:08,030 - [Amy] After the Thrill Kill Kult concert? 917 00:59:08,074 --> 00:59:09,684 [Jordan and Amy laugh] 918 00:59:09,728 --> 00:59:11,425 - We were so trashed, 919 00:59:11,469 --> 00:59:14,167 we couldn't remember where we left the car. [laughs] 920 00:59:14,210 --> 00:59:16,343 And we looked and looked, 921 00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:19,912 and we walked around and around, 922 00:59:19,955 --> 00:59:23,829 but we could not find the fucking thing to save our life. 923 00:59:23,872 --> 00:59:26,745 - We finally ended up taking a cab home. 924 00:59:26,788 --> 00:59:30,444 - Which you puked in. - Which you puked in! 925 00:59:30,488 --> 00:59:33,491 - [laughs] Wait, wait! 926 00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:37,233 [Jordan belches] 927 00:59:37,277 --> 00:59:38,539 - How revolting! 928 00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:40,976 [Jordan and Xavier laugh] 929 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:41,760 Shit! [car thuds] 930 00:59:41,803 --> 00:59:44,632 [tires screech] 931 00:59:44,676 --> 00:59:48,027 [engine shuts down] 932 00:59:48,070 --> 00:59:49,071 - Amy? What? 933 00:59:52,161 --> 00:59:53,249 - Oh fuck! 934 01:00:20,973 --> 01:00:23,628 [dog whimpering] 935 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,293 Oh, my God! Do something! 936 01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:40,340 - Like what? 937 01:00:40,383 --> 01:00:42,995 - I don't know, something. 938 01:00:43,038 --> 01:00:46,607 - What, do I look like, a fucking veterinarian? 939 01:00:47,913 --> 01:00:48,566 - Oh, God. 940 01:00:55,616 --> 01:00:58,576 What're you doing? [dog whimpering] 941 01:00:58,619 --> 01:01:00,969 [Amy whimpers] 942 01:01:04,103 --> 01:01:05,452 [Amy sobs] 943 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:07,106 Jesus fucking Christ! 944 01:01:10,544 --> 01:01:12,938 [dog squeals] 945 01:01:12,981 --> 01:01:15,506 [shovel scraping] 946 01:01:21,381 --> 01:01:24,166 [Xavier sniffles] 947 01:01:26,212 --> 01:01:27,518 The world sucks. 948 01:01:29,607 --> 01:01:33,088 [somber rock music playing] 949 01:01:33,132 --> 01:01:34,960 - No, take the imports. 950 01:01:35,003 --> 01:01:36,831 You get extra tracks. 951 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,267 - Oh, right. 952 01:01:50,018 --> 01:01:51,803 Hey. 953 01:01:51,846 --> 01:01:54,501 - I just wish I could crawl in here and disappear forever. 954 01:01:58,026 --> 01:01:59,941 - [Jordan] Don't you have that at home already? 955 01:02:04,642 --> 01:02:05,860 - I miss my records. 956 01:02:10,343 --> 01:02:12,258 - [George] Well, well, well, men, lookee here. 957 01:02:12,301 --> 01:02:14,956 - [Dan] Yeah, check out that hot, tight bubble-butt, George. 958 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,959 - Oh stop, Dan, I'm gonna pop a boner. 959 01:02:18,003 --> 01:02:19,482 - Hey there, sailor. 960 01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:21,093 I like your pretty earrings. 961 01:02:21,136 --> 01:02:22,747 - Leave him alone, Pat. 962 01:02:22,790 --> 01:02:25,880 Can't you see he's a shy, sensitive flower? 963 01:02:25,924 --> 01:02:26,577 - Hey, X? 964 01:02:28,013 --> 01:02:29,754 What's going on here, man? 965 01:02:29,797 --> 01:02:31,320 - No way. 966 01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:32,147 It can't be. 967 01:02:34,672 --> 01:02:35,455 Bambi? 968 01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:37,413 Is it really you? 969 01:02:39,111 --> 01:02:39,633 - Fuck! 970 01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:42,331 - It's me, George, 971 01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:46,814 your poopsie, your snugly bear. 972 01:02:46,858 --> 01:02:47,772 - Look, smegma-breath, I don't know 973 01:02:47,815 --> 01:02:49,469 who the fuck you think I am, 974 01:02:49,512 --> 01:02:52,428 so will you just do me a favor and evacuate? 975 01:02:52,472 --> 01:02:54,126 - Bambi? 976 01:02:54,169 --> 01:02:56,389 Poola, don't do this. 977 01:02:56,432 --> 01:02:59,174 - Fuck this shit! 978 01:02:59,218 --> 01:03:00,175 - Bambi? Bambi! 979 01:03:02,438 --> 01:03:03,788 Please? 980 01:03:03,831 --> 01:03:06,617 [door clattering] 981 01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:34,383 - [Xavier] Dig it. Someone made the bed. 982 01:03:38,736 --> 01:03:40,738 - I just hope we don't catch crabs or something. 983 01:03:53,968 --> 01:03:56,275 Life is lonely, boring, and dumb. 984 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,543 Jordan, you want heads or tails? 985 01:04:05,197 --> 01:04:05,719 - Huh? 986 01:04:07,590 --> 01:04:08,504 - Head or tails? 987 01:04:11,507 --> 01:04:12,334 - Whatever. 988 01:04:15,207 --> 01:04:15,729 - Heads. 989 01:04:17,165 --> 01:04:17,949 Tails. 990 01:04:24,433 --> 01:04:25,217 Heads. 991 01:04:31,136 --> 01:04:31,702 - Oh well. 992 01:04:42,364 --> 01:04:43,670 Is there any more beer? 993 01:04:45,803 --> 01:04:46,717 - In the trunk. 994 01:04:48,066 --> 01:04:50,459 [key clatter] 995 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,289 - Have fun. 996 01:05:00,905 --> 01:05:01,993 [both moaning] 997 01:05:02,036 --> 01:05:03,603 - Huh? - Give me your finger. 998 01:05:06,998 --> 01:05:08,216 - [Amy] Oh. 999 01:05:09,652 --> 01:05:10,784 - Stick it up my asshole. 1000 01:05:10,828 --> 01:05:12,046 - What? 1001 01:05:12,090 --> 01:05:13,569 - Stick your finger up my asshole. 1002 01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:15,484 - Repulse me! No way! 1003 01:05:15,528 --> 01:05:17,138 - Come on. 1004 01:05:17,182 --> 01:05:18,966 That is the sickest, most grotesque thing-- 1005 01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:19,575 - Do it! 1006 01:05:30,195 --> 01:05:30,978 Ow! 1007 01:05:32,719 --> 01:05:34,286 Wait, nice and easy. 1008 01:05:48,909 --> 01:05:52,217 [both breathing heavily] 1009 01:05:55,786 --> 01:05:59,441 ♪ Shooby, shooby 1010 01:05:59,485 --> 01:06:03,097 ♪ Smoke a doobie 1011 01:06:03,141 --> 01:06:06,753 ♪ Shooby 1012 01:06:16,284 --> 01:06:18,330 [roof thuds] 1013 01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:19,984 - You're up to bat. 1014 01:06:20,027 --> 01:06:21,899 Don't tell me you hogged all the brewskis. 1015 01:06:31,256 --> 01:06:35,303 Nothing makes me thirstier than a wicked, excellent fuck. 1016 01:06:43,529 --> 01:06:44,443 Go for it, boy-o. 1017 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:50,536 - Hey, X, 1018 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:55,323 do you like slam dancing? 1019 01:06:56,455 --> 01:06:58,196 - It's all right, 1020 01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:00,285 except when you get someone's elbow in your eye 1021 01:07:00,328 --> 01:07:02,853 or a steel-toed boot in your crotch. 1022 01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:06,639 Why? 1023 01:07:10,556 --> 01:07:11,209 - Have you ever... 1024 01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:13,080 I mean... 1025 01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:20,653 Does it, like, all those bodies, 1026 01:07:22,133 --> 01:07:26,441 all that sweating and pushing and shoving... 1027 01:07:28,226 --> 01:07:29,488 - Does it give me a hard-on? 1028 01:07:34,145 --> 01:07:36,060 [Xavier laughs] 1029 01:07:36,103 --> 01:07:36,756 Yeah, always. 1030 01:07:49,638 --> 01:07:50,901 - I, uh, better... 1031 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:56,732 - Yeah. 1032 01:08:08,092 --> 01:08:08,919 - Hey, X, 1033 01:08:13,836 --> 01:08:16,751 do you ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is? 1034 01:08:19,451 --> 01:08:19,973 - Huh? 1035 01:08:23,107 --> 01:08:24,499 - Do you ever wonder why we exist? 1036 01:08:26,414 --> 01:08:26,937 - No. 1037 01:08:29,417 --> 01:08:30,201 What for? 1038 01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:35,728 - No reason. 1039 01:09:14,331 --> 01:09:16,290 [both grunting and breathing heavily] 1040 01:09:16,334 --> 01:09:16,899 Hey... 1041 01:09:19,946 --> 01:09:20,860 Hey, Amy. 1042 01:09:21,817 --> 01:09:22,601 - What? 1043 01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:27,562 You... 1044 01:09:27,606 --> 01:09:29,825 You ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is? 1045 01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:33,003 - You gotta be kidding. 1046 01:09:34,438 --> 01:09:36,006 - No, really. 1047 01:09:37,223 --> 01:09:38,486 Don't you think about it? 1048 01:09:39,921 --> 01:09:41,141 - Christ, Jordan, I was just about to come. 1049 01:09:41,185 --> 01:09:42,577 Can we talk about this later? 1050 01:09:44,971 --> 01:09:47,191 - I guess. 1051 01:09:47,233 --> 01:09:51,369 [both grunting and breathing heavily] 1052 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,423 Ow! 1053 01:10:03,946 --> 01:10:06,732 What the fuck are you doing? 1054 01:10:06,775 --> 01:10:08,777 - Relax, you'll like it. 1055 01:10:10,649 --> 01:10:13,695 - I'm not gonna like your finger shoved up my shit-chute. 1056 01:10:13,739 --> 01:10:16,133 That's grodified! 1057 01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,482 - Jordan, will you please stop being so uptight 1058 01:10:17,525 --> 01:10:18,352 and live a little? 1059 01:10:18,396 --> 01:10:19,178 Jesus! 1060 01:10:21,181 --> 01:10:22,226 - I don't know, Amy. 1061 01:10:25,490 --> 01:10:26,926 - Take a walk on the wild side. 1062 01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:30,843 Trust me. 1063 01:10:30,886 --> 01:10:33,411 [Jordan grunting] 1064 01:10:38,677 --> 01:10:39,243 Uh-oh, Amy! 1065 01:10:41,636 --> 01:10:42,985 - Just be relaxed. 1066 01:10:45,205 --> 01:10:47,902 - [moaning] Amy! 1067 01:10:51,690 --> 01:10:54,084 [Jordan moaning] 1068 01:11:19,065 --> 01:11:21,720 [Jordan moaning] 1069 01:11:33,339 --> 01:11:36,517 [all breathing heavily] 1070 01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:49,487 [Jordan moaning] 1071 01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:57,538 [Jordan and Amy grunting] 1072 01:12:00,976 --> 01:12:02,021 - Shit! 1073 01:12:02,064 --> 01:12:02,848 - What? 1074 01:12:04,502 --> 01:12:05,155 What is it? 1075 01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:08,201 - I gotta pee. 1076 01:12:09,550 --> 01:12:10,203 - Right now? 1077 01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:14,338 - It's not like I want to get up 1078 01:12:14,381 --> 01:12:15,774 and go out into the fucking freezing cold, you know. 1079 01:12:15,817 --> 01:12:18,472 But when Nature calls, it fucking hollers. 1080 01:12:20,431 --> 01:12:25,087 - Hey, just go ahead and let it rip while we're all coming. 1081 01:12:25,131 --> 01:12:26,132 - Yuck!. - Ooh! 1082 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:28,917 That's so vile and beastly, 1083 01:12:28,961 --> 01:12:33,052 I can't believe any human being could even conceive of it. 1084 01:12:33,095 --> 01:12:35,272 - [Xavier] Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart. 1085 01:12:38,318 --> 01:12:40,015 - You are a demon from hell. 1086 01:12:48,502 --> 01:12:50,200 - Girls have no sense of adventure. 1087 01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:55,988 - I guess. 1088 01:13:02,995 --> 01:13:04,910 She better hurry. 1089 01:13:04,953 --> 01:13:06,564 My woody's startin' to droop. 1090 01:13:08,827 --> 01:13:09,348 - Mine's not. 1091 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:20,142 - What the fuck? [steam hisses] 1092 01:13:20,186 --> 01:13:23,102 ♪ Two little faggots 1093 01:13:23,145 --> 01:13:26,148 ♪ Sittin' in a bed 1094 01:13:26,192 --> 01:13:28,150 ♪ One eatin' ass 1095 01:13:28,194 --> 01:13:31,110 ♪ And the other givin' head 1096 01:13:31,152 --> 01:13:34,026 ♪ Dirty, perverted scum 1097 01:13:34,069 --> 01:13:36,855 ♪ Make me see red 1098 01:13:36,898 --> 01:13:40,032 ♪ The world'll be a purer place ♪ 1099 01:13:40,075 --> 01:13:42,730 ♪ When they're both dead 1100 01:13:42,774 --> 01:13:45,167 - X, man, if this is your idea of-- 1101 01:13:45,211 --> 01:13:46,125 - [Xavier] Shut up! 1102 01:13:48,649 --> 01:13:51,261 [Xavier grunts] 1103 01:13:53,524 --> 01:13:56,222 [Xavier gasping] 1104 01:14:03,838 --> 01:14:04,622 - Amy? 1105 01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:07,232 X? 1106 01:14:09,714 --> 01:14:12,107 [Jordan screams] 1107 01:14:12,151 --> 01:14:15,633 [Jordan breathing heavily] 1108 01:14:22,988 --> 01:14:25,077 Leave her alone! 1109 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,558 - Dan! [Jordan groaning] 1110 01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:29,255 Please fire up our favorite song. 1111 01:14:31,866 --> 01:14:34,434 ["Star-Spangled Banner] 1112 01:14:34,478 --> 01:14:36,958 [Jordan groans] 1113 01:14:37,002 --> 01:14:38,220 I pledge allegiance 1114 01:14:40,048 --> 01:14:41,659 to the flag [Jordan whimpers] 1115 01:14:41,702 --> 01:14:44,314 of the United States of America, 1116 01:14:46,272 --> 01:14:49,187 and to the republic for which it stands. 1117 01:14:51,190 --> 01:14:51,973 One Nation 1118 01:14:53,192 --> 01:14:55,368 under God, indivisible-- 1119 01:14:55,411 --> 01:14:57,152 - Leave her the fuck alone! 1120 01:14:57,196 --> 01:14:58,328 [blow thuds] [Jordan groans] 1121 01:14:58,371 --> 01:15:00,330 With liberty and justice... 1122 01:15:05,204 --> 01:15:06,727 You fuckin' bitch! 1123 01:15:08,773 --> 01:15:11,297 [blow thuds] [Jordan shouts] 1124 01:15:11,341 --> 01:15:13,255 [punch thuds] [Jordan groans] 1125 01:15:13,299 --> 01:15:14,605 You're gonna pay for that, Bambi. 1126 01:15:17,911 --> 01:15:19,566 [Jordan whimpering] 1127 01:15:19,610 --> 01:15:21,612 Part them succulent meat curtains, darling, 1128 01:15:23,309 --> 01:15:26,225 and get ready for the religious experience of your life. 1129 01:15:26,268 --> 01:15:27,444 - You fucking asshole! 1130 01:15:28,967 --> 01:15:31,665 Stop it! Stop it! [blows thudding] 1131 01:15:31,709 --> 01:15:32,579 Stop it! 1132 01:15:32,623 --> 01:15:34,407 - Just be patient, honey. 1133 01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:36,104 You'll get yours. 1134 01:15:36,148 --> 01:15:37,671 - That's what your mom said, 1135 01:15:37,714 --> 01:15:40,107 only I couldn't hear her as well. 1136 01:15:40,152 --> 01:15:42,415 She had my sperm gurgling in her mouth. 1137 01:15:48,203 --> 01:15:51,946 - Don't you ever talk about my mother like that! 1138 01:15:54,819 --> 01:15:56,951 [blows thudding] [Jordan groaning] 1139 01:15:56,995 --> 01:15:58,213 You, you, you! 1140 01:16:00,128 --> 01:16:01,913 You, dude, are gonna die! 1141 01:16:03,871 --> 01:16:06,091 And you, Bambi, [Jordan coughing] 1142 01:16:06,134 --> 01:16:10,661 you lying filthy fucking slut, 1143 01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:15,230 you're gonna watch me help your little fairy boy-toy... 1144 01:16:16,362 --> 01:16:18,799 shuffle off this mortal coil. 1145 01:16:26,241 --> 01:16:27,199 Kiss 1146 01:16:27,982 --> 01:16:29,810 your puny, 1147 01:16:29,854 --> 01:16:31,638 worthless 1148 01:16:31,682 --> 01:16:32,509 cock goodbye! 1149 01:16:34,293 --> 01:16:36,991 [Jordan panting] 1150 01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:52,050 Any last words, queer? 1151 01:16:52,093 --> 01:16:54,444 - [coughs] Amy, 1152 01:16:56,228 --> 01:16:59,361 [whimpers] I... I love... 1153 01:17:01,276 --> 01:17:06,020 [shears clanking] [Jordan screaming] 1154 01:17:08,066 --> 01:17:10,851 [Jordan groaning] 1155 01:17:12,592 --> 01:17:15,464 - Isn't love a many-splendored thing? 1156 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:23,603 [laughs sadistically] Wake up, loverboy! 1157 01:17:23,647 --> 01:17:28,434 Open wide and say, "Yummy yum yum!" [laughs] 1158 01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:35,702 [shears clanging] [George screaming] 1159 01:17:39,663 --> 01:17:43,493 [George and Xavier screaming] 1160 01:17:49,368 --> 01:17:52,196 [quiet somber music] 1161 01:18:20,573 --> 01:18:24,229 [quiet somber music continues] 1162 01:18:52,518 --> 01:18:55,652 [plastic bag crinkling] 1163 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,722 - You want a Dorito? 1164 01:19:23,767 --> 01:19:27,553 [quiet somber music continues] 1165 01:19:35,996 --> 01:19:40,740 [music intensifying] [bag crinkling] 1166 01:19:42,263 --> 01:19:44,962 [tranquil music] 1167 01:20:06,984 --> 01:20:10,030 ♪ You say love 1168 01:20:10,074 --> 01:20:14,818 ♪ And it sounds so so good 1169 01:20:18,256 --> 01:20:22,695 ♪ You say love 1170 01:20:22,739 --> 01:20:27,526 ♪ And it sounds so sweet 1171 01:20:33,488 --> 01:20:36,970 [tranquil music continues] 1172 01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:47,937 [singer vocalizing] 1173 01:20:53,639 --> 01:20:58,339 ♪ You say your money 1174 01:20:59,384 --> 01:21:03,997 ♪ In the mind 1175 01:21:04,998 --> 01:21:09,524 ♪ What an honor 1176 01:21:10,786 --> 01:21:15,705 ♪ In the mind 1177 01:21:16,575 --> 01:21:19,752 ♪ Follow my 1178 01:21:19,796 --> 01:21:22,363 ♪ You're so hard to reach 1179 01:21:22,407 --> 01:21:27,368 ♪ For another 1180 01:21:28,195 --> 01:21:31,111 ♪ Follow my 1181 01:21:31,155 --> 01:21:33,810 ♪ You're so hard to reach 1182 01:21:33,853 --> 01:21:37,814 ♪ For another 1183 01:21:39,946 --> 01:21:43,428 [tranquil music continues] 1184 01:22:14,372 --> 01:22:17,636 [tranquil music continues] 1185 01:22:37,569 --> 01:22:41,660 ♪ You say life 1186 01:22:41,703 --> 01:22:46,446 ♪ And it sounds so good 1187 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:53,193 ♪ You say love 1188 01:22:53,237 --> 01:22:57,981 ♪ And it sounds so sweet 1189 01:23:00,853 --> 01:23:04,814 ♪ You say life 1190 01:23:04,857 --> 01:23:09,601 ♪ And it sounds so good