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Testing, testing. One, two, three.
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Is it working, Kev?
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...they think it's attractive
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to offer to the young
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a future wholly controlled
by the operation of the socialist state...
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...two days for me, I think.
- Next Tuesday?
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Yeah.
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Wa-hey, nice flares, matey!
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Piss off.
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- Are you gonna buy that?
- Yeah. Yeah, one sec, mate.
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Come on. Bring it over.
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Just give me a minute.
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I'll just check...
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- It's not a library, you know.
- I was fricking reading that.
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- You what?
- I said, I was fricking reading it.
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- Just go.
- What?
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Just go.
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What about my Cola Cubes?
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You're not gonna get any.
Now, just go, all right?
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Cola Cubes.
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I know who you are
and I know your mum. Go. Now.
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- Cola Cubes.
- Are you gonna go or not?
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- No.
- Right, OK, I'll call the police.
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- Go on, then.
- I mean it, I'm gonna call 'em.
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- Go on, then.
- I mean it.
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- Go on, then.
- We'll see.
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All right. I'm going.
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Oh, and you're banned.
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Oh, and you're a mong.
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Hey, see you, Janice!
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Oh, God, what a loser.
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Loser!
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- Look at that twat.
- There?
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Fucking hell, look at them flares. Goof!
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Goofy.
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Oi, oi.
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Talking to me?
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What?
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Never knew Keith Chegwin had a son.
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Piss off.
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- What the fuck are they?
- These? I'm wearing 'em for a bet.
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- What's your excuse?
- Cheeky bastard.
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- Woodstock's that way, pal.
- Fuck off.
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At least I don't look like Count Dracula.
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- Think you're funny, you little spaz?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Wanna hear a fucking joke, yeah?
- Yeah, go on, then.
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How many people can you fit in a Mini?
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I don't fucking know.
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Three in the back, two in the front
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and your fucking dad in the ashtray.
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You fucker!
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: Fight, fight, fight, fight!
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- I'll fucking murder you.
- Get off!
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- You fucking...
- Get up!
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- Fucking...
- Shut up!
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You fucking bastard.
What the fuck are you bothered about?
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You fucking...
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Do not use that language.
Headmaster's office now.
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I'm fed up with you.
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Argh.
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Aargh!
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Argh!
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There's a disco today, Harvey.
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But you won't be going.
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Now get out!
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Come in, Field.
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it's gotta be smoother.
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- Make it smooth.
- That's nice.
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That were nice. Oh, yeah.
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- Now we got a rhythm going.
- Piss off. I just wanna light my fag.
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For God's sake.
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- All right, mate?
- All right.
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'Ey up, what's the matter?
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Nothing.
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What's with t'face ache?
You look upset. What's to do?
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It's people picking on me,
taking the mick out of me.
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Oh, mate, you're breaking my heart.
Sit down for five minutes.
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- Why?
- Woody, look at them flares.
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See what I mean?
That's what I fucking mean, there.
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You can see he's upset.
Will you behave with the flare comments?
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- They're bad...
- Come on. Five minutes.
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- Just come and sit down, mate.
- But you'll all just pick on me.
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- Everyone does.
- Oh, come and sit down, mate.
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I feel bloody sorry for you.
Just five minutes.
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Just give me five minutes
to make you feel better.
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Come on, mate. Bloody hell!
It can't be that bad, eh?
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So what's this?
Who's picking on you, lad?
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Some lad at school.
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- What's his name?
- Harvey.
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Harvey?
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What sort of a bloody girl's name
is Harvey?
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: Hello. I'm Harvey.
And I've come to give you gyp.
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I've got one of these for you,
Sonny Jim.
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I've got one of those for you.
My name is Harvey.
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You're drawing a fine line.
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You're drawing a fine line. Eh?
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Bloody hell!
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- Where the frig have you been?
- Bloody Ada!
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Took me an hour
to get someone to go in for me.
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You had to wait a bloody hour for that pie?
Give me that shit.
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For God's sake.
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- Who the fuck's he?
- What is your name?
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I'm Shaun.
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Shaun, I'm Woody, mate.
Nice to meet you.
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That there's Milky, my main man.
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Pukey's a nutcase. Don't wind him up.
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That's Kez. He's pretty chilled out.
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And this fat idiot's Gadget.
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You are, Gadget, you are.
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Anyway, Shaun, move.
You're in my seat.
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What?
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Move.
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Gadget, mate, out of all the places to sit,
you want to sit there?
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- Yeah, I do.
- Shall I move?
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What are you asking him for?
Move, now.
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- He don't have to bloody move.
- Fucking does. Get out.
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Oi, it's a free country.
You sit there if you want to sit there.
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- Have you seen these?
- Woody, tell him.
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Woody, tell 'em.
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Get the fuck...
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Calm down.
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Will you just calm down?
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Fucking behave.
You need to learn when to chill out.
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What...?
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Get the fuck out of my seat now!
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Out of this tunnel
or I'll make your life a living fucking hell.
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- Fuck off!
- Fuck out!
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- You're a pain in my arse.
- You're all a bunch of bastards!
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Oh, fuck off!
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You prick!
Shaun, come back, mate.
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- Sit down.
- Oh, bloody hell.
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Shaun! Sh...
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Oh, I feel bad. I feel bad now.
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Well done, well done. Are you happy with
your fucking pie now, you prick?
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You're a frigging bully, Gadget.
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TV:see what you can do with this.
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What C is a fodder plant...
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- Hiya, love.
- Hello.
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- You all right?
- Yeah.
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Had a good day at school?
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Shaun?
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What's wrong, love?
Shaun, come here.
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What?
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Sit down.
I want to have a word with you.
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Why?
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Please, son, I want to talk to you.
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What?
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What have you done to your face?
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Nothing.
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You've got all scratches all over your face.
Have you been fighting?
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No, I did it on the way home from school.
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You didn't. You're lying to me.
How have you done it?
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It was a boy at school.
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He made a joke about Dad, so I hit him.
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Well, what did he say about Dad?
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I don't wanna say it, Mum.
It's disgusting.
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Shaun, I want to know what he said.
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I've been picked on three times today.
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All because of my trousers.
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What's wrong with your trousers?
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Look at the fucking size of them!
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Stop swearing.
There's nothing wrong with them.
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- Your dad bought you them.
- They're too big for me!
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If you didn't want to wear them,
you should have put your school ones on.
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It's non-uniform day, Mum.
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What do you want me to do, Shaun?
I don't know what to do.
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- We could move away.
- We can't move away.
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We're not moving from anywhere.
We live here and we're staying here.
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I don't like it here, Mum.
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I liked it better when we were with Dad.
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Well, I liked it better when we was with Dad,
but Dad's gone now.
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Yes!
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RADIO:Mrs Thatcher's visiting The Antrim
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very close to two key events
in the War, for the ship.
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Just over there,
in the Falklands Sound,
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she was hit aft by a 1,000lb bomb,
which, fortunately, didn't explode,
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and there, on Fanning Head,
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heavy bombardment from The Antrim
took out a key Argentine position.
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Like the Army, the Navy is still taking
the threat of another Argentine attack
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very seriously...
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...as well as these Oerlikon guns,
the destroyer is armed...
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...sea slug, sea cat...
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What the fuck?
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What do you want, Gadget?
You've just nearly put my window through.
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: Woody wants to know
if you're coming hunting.
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Hunting? Why?
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Because he feels sorry
for what happened the other day.
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And he just wants to know
if you're coming out.
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If I come, you're just gonna kick my head in
in the middle of a field.
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Woody said if I come within five feet of you,
he's gonna kick the shit out of me.
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And why on earth
are you dressed like that?
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We always dress like this.
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You look stupid.
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I know, but it's just a laugh that we have.
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I've got you some stuff. Come on.
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It's not a trick, is it, Gadget?
Woody really wants me to come?
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It's no trick, honest. Please?
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- All right. I'll be down in a minute.
- Hurry up!
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- Hurry up, you.
- Give me a hand.
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- Fuck it.
- Come on, Tubs!
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Hurry up,
cos Gadget won't get over it, will he?
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00:18:11,243 --> 00:18:13,234
- Come on.
- Come on. Get up.
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Here you are.
Gadget, have that. Have this.
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- Gadget!
- Gadget, have this.
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I'll have that there, mate.
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No, I'm all right.
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- Oh, man. Woo!
- I wanted that!
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Woo! Woo! Woo-oo!
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Come on!
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- Where are you going, Gadge?
- Whoa-oa-oah!
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Woo!
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Woo-hoo! Woo!
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Fuck, yeah! Fucking do it!
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Woo!
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Woody!
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Go on! Fucking do it!
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Do it again and again!
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- You fucking daft bastard.
- You fat bastard.
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Go on!
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Hey!
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Fucking do it! Do it!
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Aah!
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Shaun!
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Aah!
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Come on!
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00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:31,493
Come on, Shauny! Come on, Shaun!
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Come on, Shaun!
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Where are we going?
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I'll get you a good seat.
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Woo!
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Get up them stairs.
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Shaun! Shaun, Shaun, Shaun!
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Quick!
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Come on. Quickly. Quickly. Ssh!
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00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:09,648
Where the fuck have yous gone?
Come on.
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00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,692
I can't be doing with this, lads.
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00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,734
I'm not in the mood for this.
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00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:16,656
I know yous are in here, I'm not stupid.
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So, come out.
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Fucker!
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00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:28,444
Classical!
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Classical.
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- Classic.
- Classic. Classic.
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00:20:32,826 --> 00:20:35,066
Gold, mate. Liquid gold. Brilliant.
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That was classic! Classic, classic.
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Oi, oi, oi!
What's all that about, dickhead, eh?
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What's the deal with you, eh?
249
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,822
- He shot me.
- I shot you as well.
250
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:47,030
Come on, Shauny.
251
00:20:47,077 --> 00:20:49,233
- Bloody hell, Gadget.
- What d'you do that for?
252
00:20:49,284 --> 00:20:51,820
Look how yous
have been treating me all day.
253
00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:53,657
I had to carry all the bags.
254
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:56,272
All of yous running off on me,
hiding on me.
255
00:20:56,326 --> 00:20:59,608
Listen to me. He's a young lad.
He's had a fucking bad week.
256
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,657
So, we're bringing him with us
to show him a bloody good time
257
00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:04,906
and you just backhanded him
round t'head.
258
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,574
I'm disappointed, mate.
259
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:08,822
You're all favouritising him.
260
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,866
I feel like I've gone down in the ranks
since he's come.
261
00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:13,402
What ranks?
262
00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:16,235
I'm sorry if I've took your place, mate.
I really am.
263
00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:19,864
And if you really want me to go
and give you your spot back, I'll just go.
264
00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:21,900
Don't, mate. Please.
265
00:21:21,952 --> 00:21:24,156
- I'll go. He don't like me.
- No, don't.
266
00:21:24,202 --> 00:21:26,192
He don't know what he's saying.
267
00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:30,236
It's not that I don't like you, mate.
I think you're great. It's just...
268
00:21:30,284 --> 00:21:32,275
I'm having a shitty time and...
269
00:21:32,326 --> 00:21:35,359
- Come on. Shake hands.
- I've been where you are and...
270
00:21:35,409 --> 00:21:39,237
Less of this. It's nonsense, this.
We're mates here. Shake his hand.
271
00:21:39,284 --> 00:21:42,448
Come on. Good lad.
That's what I'm all about. Yeah.
272
00:21:42,493 --> 00:21:45,360
Come here, come here.
Give us a bloody hug, come on.
273
00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:48,491
Bloody hell. Come on, all of yous.
All of yous, get in here.
274
00:21:48,534 --> 00:21:51,024
Bloody hell, my arse!
Who's that on my arse?
275
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,067
Who's that? Calm it down.
276
00:21:53,118 --> 00:21:54,908
Bloody hell, Gadge. Come on, mate.
277
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,650
Wait for me, love.
278
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:21,282
- I'll see you, chicken.
- See ya.
279
00:22:21,326 --> 00:22:22,523
Them.
280
00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:26,616
- Which ones?
- The big red ones.
281
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:30,026
Oh, you're not having them, sweetheart.
Look at the size of 'em.
282
00:22:30,077 --> 00:22:32,067
Oh, come on, Mum. You said.
283
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,820
No, Shaun, they look like thug boots.
They're awful.
284
00:22:34,868 --> 00:22:36,444
Come on, Mum. You promised me.
285
00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:39,242
Why don't you get some of them
that you've got in blue?
286
00:22:39,284 --> 00:22:43,360
Cos I don't like these. I want them ones,
Mum. Come on. You promised.
287
00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:46,324
- They'll rub on your shin.
- They'll only be about that.
288
00:22:46,368 --> 00:22:48,358
Be better in my size.
289
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,400
Come on. Where is she?
290
00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:52,655
- Right.
- Well, that was nice timing.
291
00:22:52,701 --> 00:22:54,277
I spoke too soon.
292
00:22:54,326 --> 00:22:57,906
I hurt my shoulder back there.
Been ferreting about for ages.
293
00:22:57,952 --> 00:23:00,985
- Are you all right, love?
- Pulled something in my shoulder.
294
00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:03,605
Now, then, if I can just have that for a second...
295
00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:06,195
- Let me have that, sweetheart.
- I want to hold it.
296
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,696
I'll just have that. Mum, shall I just...?
297
00:23:08,743 --> 00:23:10,781
- Yeah.
- I'll just put that down there.
298
00:23:10,827 --> 00:23:13,990
Ducky, darling, the ones
that you're looking at, these boots...
299
00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:16,026
- Yeah?
...now, they're adult sizes
300
00:23:16,077 --> 00:23:18,113
and you're a size four.
301
00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:21,608
But these have just come in from London.
302
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,158
Are you ready for these?
303
00:23:25,159 --> 00:23:27,280
These are fantastic.
304
00:23:27,326 --> 00:23:29,815
- What the...?
- Oh, look at them, Shaun.
305
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,823
They're absolutely lovely.
306
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,190
- Do you want to hold one? There.
- Oh, my God.
307
00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:36,814
- They're nice, aren't they?
- They're lovely, them.
308
00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:38,277
Oh, they look lovely.
309
00:23:38,326 --> 00:23:40,613
- Try 'em on.
- Where's the "Doc Marten" sign?
310
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:43,492
These ones, cos they're special
and they're from London,
311
00:23:43,535 --> 00:23:47,031
they don't have the Doc Marten sign
on these - they're too special for that.
312
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:51,283
- It says "Tompkins" in it.
- The ones from London say Tompkins.
313
00:23:51,326 --> 00:23:53,317
Everywhere else say "Dr Martens".
314
00:23:53,368 --> 00:23:55,405
- I love them.
- These ones are special.
315
00:23:55,451 --> 00:23:58,023
- Do you sell a lot of them?
- Yeah. Go like hot cakes.
316
00:23:58,076 --> 00:23:59,652
Do you want to try one on? Shall we?
317
00:23:59,701 --> 00:24:01,359
I fucking want them.
318
00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:03,863
- If you swear... I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
319
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,196
- Shaun, don't swear.
- I want them ones.
320
00:24:06,243 --> 00:24:08,482
- Listen, you can...
- I don't want them.
321
00:24:08,535 --> 00:24:11,236
Chicken, don't upset your mum, eh?
Let's try 'em on.
322
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,489
- Are you ready, Shaun?
- Yeah.
323
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,992
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
324
00:24:15,035 --> 00:24:17,404
- You don't seem very confident.
- Just do it.
325
00:24:17,451 --> 00:24:20,983
Your mum's not gonna come round,
is she, and whack my door down?
326
00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:22,825
No. Just fricking do it.
327
00:24:22,868 --> 00:24:25,107
Right. Here we go.
328
00:24:26,201 --> 00:24:28,192
- Get that mop off.
- It's coming.
329
00:24:28,243 --> 00:24:30,280
It's coming off.
330
00:24:30,326 --> 00:24:32,317
- Oh, eh.
- Ooh!
331
00:24:34,201 --> 00:24:35,991
Flippin' heck. Eh.
332
00:24:36,034 --> 00:24:38,819
- You have a right pink head.
- We're getting going now.
333
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:41,570
- Stop fidgeting.
- You're doing a good job, mate.
334
00:24:41,618 --> 00:24:43,905
Oh, mate, it looks better already, that.
335
00:24:43,952 --> 00:24:46,404
- Don't it, Milk?
- Definitely. Definitely.
336
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:48,442
- You're looking good.
- Head down.
337
00:24:50,284 --> 00:24:52,987
Oh, there's loads of it.
It's just never-ending.
338
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:55,950
Don't be rough with him, Lol.
He's only a baby.
339
00:24:57,034 --> 00:25:00,116
- Put your head up.
- You just told me to put it down, Lol.
340
00:25:00,159 --> 00:25:02,483
And what an hairline, girls, eh?
341
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,324
Don't forget that bit.
342
00:25:04,368 --> 00:25:05,944
I can see it.
343
00:25:06,034 --> 00:25:08,404
Honestly, mate, it's sterling.
344
00:25:09,493 --> 00:25:10,867
Get it off.
345
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,612
Really smart, in't he? In't he smart, eh?
346
00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:16,326
- He does look good.
- Mate, I'm well impressed.
347
00:25:17,410 --> 00:25:19,815
There we go, mate. That's you done.
348
00:25:19,868 --> 00:25:21,325
Look at that!
349
00:25:21,368 --> 00:25:23,821
Brush him down. He looks like a Yeti!
350
00:25:23,868 --> 00:25:26,439
- Oh, mate, so smart, that.
- That's good, that.
351
00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:28,484
Honestly, mate, you look sterling.
352
00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:30,656
- So, am I in the gang now?
- Well, not yet.
353
00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,941
Get your shirt on.
Let's see your Ben Sherman.
354
00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:34,989
I... I ain't got a Ben Sherman.
355
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,606
- You telling me you've not got a shirt?
- No.
356
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,485
You told me to get jeans and the boots.
357
00:25:39,535 --> 00:25:42,651
Are you having a laugh?
You can't go out all nipply, can you?
358
00:25:42,702 --> 00:25:46,067
You're gonna have to come back next week.
I'll see you, mate.
359
00:25:46,118 --> 00:25:49,649
- Honestly, have I really gotta go?
- Yeah, really, really.
360
00:25:49,702 --> 00:25:51,491
Go on. You're gonna have to get off.
361
00:25:51,535 --> 00:25:53,739
Shut t'door behind you,
there's a good lad.
362
00:25:54,743 --> 00:25:56,817
Oh, hang on, I forgot about summat.
363
00:25:56,868 --> 00:25:58,526
I were fucking lying!
364
00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:02,063
Come here and give me a big hug.
Come here, fella.
365
00:26:02,118 --> 00:26:05,946
I'm really proud of you, mate.
You look brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
366
00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:08,654
Get that body covered up
before t'girls go mad!
367
00:26:08,702 --> 00:26:09,696
Ooh!
368
00:26:09,743 --> 00:26:12,314
Amazing. Bang on.
369
00:26:12,368 --> 00:26:14,359
Lol picked that for you.
370
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:17,491
- Look at that.
- It's a good fit, that. It's a good fit.
371
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,157
Let's have a look at you.
372
00:26:19,201 --> 00:26:20,398
Ah, mate.
373
00:26:20,451 --> 00:26:22,608
What a transformation!
374
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,318
He looks dead cute.
375
00:26:24,368 --> 00:26:25,826
Pleased with it?
376
00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:27,824
- Look at that.
- Ah, mate.
377
00:26:27,868 --> 00:26:29,693
- Bloody hell, here he is.
- Gadget!
378
00:26:29,743 --> 00:26:32,278
- Look at this.
- What? Who are you?
379
00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:34,317
Oh-ho-ho, Shaun!
380
00:26:34,368 --> 00:26:36,986
Oh-ho-ho! Look at that. Come here.
381
00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,658
That's it. Good lad, Gadge.
382
00:26:38,702 --> 00:26:40,242
Well done, mate.
383
00:28:35,535 --> 00:28:36,944
'Ey up, eh?
384
00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:38,611
Home sweet home.
385
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:41,823
- It's all right round here, Shaun.
- It's a nice area, mate.
386
00:28:41,868 --> 00:28:44,238
Cheers for today.
It's been the best day of my life.
387
00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:45,482
Aw.
388
00:28:45,535 --> 00:28:47,324
Fella, man,
you are more than welcome.
389
00:28:47,368 --> 00:28:49,821
And I mean that
from the bottom of my heart. Any time.
390
00:28:49,868 --> 00:28:51,740
- Tell him.
- Definitely. Any time, mate.
391
00:28:51,826 --> 00:28:54,315
- Come here, you.
- Any time, day or night.
392
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:56,359
- Oh, oh!
- Woo!
393
00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:58,531
- Wa-hey!
- You've been practising!
394
00:28:58,577 --> 00:29:00,614
Cheers for the haircut, Lol.
395
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:03,859
No worries. You make sure you come to
me when it needs redoing.
396
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:06,943
- Cheers for the shitty tea, Gadget.
- Get you!
397
00:29:10,702 --> 00:29:11,697
Shaun?
398
00:29:12,702 --> 00:29:13,697
Yeah?
399
00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:16,533
Come here, please.
400
00:29:17,493 --> 00:29:19,484
I just want to go straight to bed, Mum.
401
00:29:19,535 --> 00:29:22,201
Come here, please.
You're two hours late.
402
00:29:23,118 --> 00:29:25,867
- Please, Mum.
- Shaun, just come here!
403
00:29:35,493 --> 00:29:36,950
Oh, my God.
404
00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:42,236
Mum, please.
405
00:29:42,285 --> 00:29:43,741
Please, Mum.
406
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:45,817
- Shaun, come on.
- Oh, man.
407
00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,321
- Oh, Mum, please.
- I'm not messing around.
408
00:29:48,368 --> 00:29:49,908
Now, in.
409
00:29:51,034 --> 00:29:52,611
In you go, you.
410
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,236
- Eh, Shaun!
- Shaun, mate!
411
00:29:54,285 --> 00:29:55,741
- Oh.
- Oh.
412
00:29:56,909 --> 00:29:58,403
Who's Lol?
413
00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,029
Me.
414
00:30:02,076 --> 00:30:04,067
What have you done to his hair?
415
00:30:05,909 --> 00:30:09,903
I... I did ask him, before I did it, if...
if you was all right with it.
416
00:30:09,951 --> 00:30:11,906
Don't you think
you should have asked me?
417
00:30:11,951 --> 00:30:12,946
Yeah.
418
00:30:13,034 --> 00:30:14,611
I'm sorry.
419
00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:16,816
Shaun, did I not ask you
if it was all right?
420
00:30:16,868 --> 00:30:19,154
If he said, "Jump off a cliff",
would you do that?
421
00:30:20,535 --> 00:30:21,483
No.
422
00:30:21,535 --> 00:30:25,363
To be honest, you all look a bit... old
to be hanging around with him.
423
00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:28,657
I'm only in the er... year bel...
above in school.
424
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,071
- Are you joking?
- No.
425
00:30:32,868 --> 00:30:34,491
I've got problems.
426
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:39,115
Yeah, well, you will have problems
if you touch his hair again.
427
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,234
- I'm really sorry.
- Who's Woody?
428
00:30:42,243 --> 00:30:43,273
Behave.
429
00:30:43,326 --> 00:30:46,241
- I'm Woody. I'm sorry, love.
- No, it's fine.
430
00:30:46,285 --> 00:30:47,612
It's erm...
431
00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:51,653
I just wanted to thank you. He said he's
being bullied and you'd helped him out.
432
00:30:51,701 --> 00:30:54,616
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, I really appreciate that.
433
00:30:54,659 --> 00:30:58,321
And the clothes and stuff.
I think he likes 'em. I don't mind that, at all.
434
00:30:58,368 --> 00:31:00,158
But the hair is not good.
435
00:31:00,201 --> 00:31:01,611
I'm really sorry.
436
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:05,357
I am. I wouldn't have done it
if I knew you didn't like it.
437
00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:07,862
Listen, I'm gonna leave him here with you.
438
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:10,066
I'm gonna trust you, Shaun.
439
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,694
All right? Give us a kiss.
440
00:31:12,701 --> 00:31:16,114
- See you later. Nice to meet you.
- What's your name, love?
441
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,234
- Cynthia.
- Nice to meet you, Cynthia.
442
00:31:18,285 --> 00:31:19,825
Nice to meet you all.
443
00:31:19,868 --> 00:31:21,905
- See you in a bit, Shaun.
- See you, love.
444
00:31:21,951 --> 00:31:23,942
- See you, later.
- Bye, Mum.
445
00:31:23,993 --> 00:31:25,403
You idiot!
446
00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:27,950
You shit yourself.
447
00:31:28,035 --> 00:31:28,982
What?
448
00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:31,488
- You shit yourself. You did.
- I didn't shit myself.
449
00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:36,950
Hey, here he is!
450
00:31:37,035 --> 00:31:39,653
- Where have you been?
- I've been getting a drink.
451
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:42,865
- You've been gone an hour.
- Look how pissed he is. Babycham?
452
00:31:42,909 --> 00:31:44,699
Have you had it through a straw?
453
00:31:44,743 --> 00:31:46,650
Wakey-wakey!
454
00:31:46,701 --> 00:31:48,822
Pissed as a fart. Look at him.
455
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,822
You fancy Smell, don't you?
456
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:55,147
- Ah!
- No.
457
00:31:55,201 --> 00:31:56,529
Do you like Smell?
458
00:31:57,535 --> 00:32:00,486
Listen, I think, Shaun...
I think you've got a great chance.
459
00:32:00,535 --> 00:32:02,857
- Oh, aye, love.
- You ain't got nothing to lose.
460
00:32:02,909 --> 00:32:04,615
- Go on.
- She can only say no, mate.
461
00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:06,650
You wanna give it a crack?
462
00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:08,656
This can be a beautiful thing.
463
00:32:08,701 --> 00:32:10,822
- Oh, my God. Fuckin' hell.
- Boob height.
464
00:32:10,868 --> 00:32:12,823
That might be the perfect height.
465
00:32:12,868 --> 00:32:14,278
Would you...
466
00:32:14,327 --> 00:32:16,483
like to take a turn up the garden with me?
467
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,655
Oh, that's sweet.
468
00:32:18,701 --> 00:32:20,608
You are, you're a little sweetheart.
469
00:32:20,659 --> 00:32:22,614
I told you. It's making me emotional.
470
00:32:24,035 --> 00:32:25,409
Ladies first.
471
00:32:25,452 --> 00:32:26,992
- Come on, then.
- Watch it.
472
00:32:27,035 --> 00:32:29,191
- Ooh, sorry, mate.
- It's all right.
473
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:35,867
- Look at the sky.
- This is perfect, this is.
474
00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:38,982
Look at the moonlight. It's beautiful.
475
00:32:39,035 --> 00:32:40,492
Like you.
476
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:44,069
That is so cute.
477
00:32:45,076 --> 00:32:47,067
You're a real charmer, you are.
478
00:32:49,076 --> 00:32:50,486
Careful.
479
00:32:52,076 --> 00:32:53,533
it were just...
480
00:32:56,701 --> 00:32:58,608
What the fuck's that?
481
00:32:58,659 --> 00:33:00,816
That sounds like the coppers,
that does.
482
00:33:00,868 --> 00:33:02,491
Gary.
483
00:33:02,534 --> 00:33:03,529
Gadget!
484
00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:05,822
It's Gadget's mum and dad.
485
00:33:05,868 --> 00:33:08,819
Get the fuck up, Gadge. Listen to me.
I want you to be sober. Yeah?
486
00:33:08,868 --> 00:33:09,863
Sober.
487
00:33:09,910 --> 00:33:11,900
All nice, good, sober.
488
00:33:11,951 --> 00:33:13,942
- I am sober.
- Of course you are.
489
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,605
Fucking hide all the weed an' that, Milk.
490
00:33:20,327 --> 00:33:21,605
Hello?
491
00:33:21,659 --> 00:33:23,650
- Aaargh!
- Get fucking out!
492
00:33:32,618 --> 00:33:33,897
Outside now!
493
00:33:33,951 --> 00:33:37,033
If you want us to turn
the music down, we'll turn it down.
494
00:33:37,076 --> 00:33:39,695
It's too fucking late for that!
495
00:33:39,743 --> 00:33:41,236
These three.
496
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:43,406
Now get fucking up! Come on.
497
00:33:43,452 --> 00:33:45,691
- I'm coming, just...
- Not you. You.
498
00:33:45,743 --> 00:33:47,366
Get outside!
499
00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:48,986
- Woody!
- Now!
500
00:33:49,035 --> 00:33:50,491
Come on!
501
00:33:50,534 --> 00:33:52,241
- It's all right.
- Kes, get up.
502
00:33:52,285 --> 00:33:54,276
Yaaah!
503
00:33:58,701 --> 00:34:01,652
Look at him! Fucking hell, Combo!
504
00:34:01,701 --> 00:34:03,656
Fucking hell, look at you!
505
00:34:03,701 --> 00:34:05,941
Look at the fucking size of him.
506
00:34:06,035 --> 00:34:08,191
Wow! Fucking look at you!
507
00:34:10,202 --> 00:34:13,034
- Oh, fucking hell!
- Fucking look at you, man!
508
00:34:13,076 --> 00:34:14,866
- Fucking hell.
- I missed you, man.
509
00:34:14,910 --> 00:34:17,991
Fuck off, man. You fucking gave me
a heart attack, you bastard.
510
00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:19,491
Who the fuck's he?
511
00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:20,944
- Banjo.
- Banjo.
512
00:34:23,618 --> 00:34:26,189
Three and a half years
with this fucking big bastard.
513
00:34:26,243 --> 00:34:27,700
You lovely man.
514
00:34:27,743 --> 00:34:31,073
Tell you what, there's fuck all
that this man hasn't seen.
515
00:34:31,118 --> 00:34:34,318
Banjo, yeah?
Thanks for looking after him, mate.
516
00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:37,070
- Look at the size of him, mate.
- Always ready to have a go.
517
00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:38,908
Meggy! How are you, lad?
518
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:40,942
- How are you, mate?
- I'm all right.
519
00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,610
Milk, fucking hell.
520
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:44,650
You shit me up there for a minute.
521
00:34:44,701 --> 00:34:46,656
Listen to me now. This dude, here,
522
00:34:46,701 --> 00:34:50,281
he spent three years in the pen for me,
he never said nothing.
523
00:34:50,327 --> 00:34:52,862
If it weren't for him,
I wouldn't be with you guys now.
524
00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:55,149
So, the utmost respect and I mean it.
525
00:34:55,202 --> 00:34:56,658
I mean it.
526
00:34:56,701 --> 00:34:58,194
Look at this, eh?
527
00:34:58,243 --> 00:35:01,691
Look at you. Fucking hell!
You've blossomed, haven't you, love?
528
00:35:01,743 --> 00:35:04,148
- How are you doing?
- Not too bad. How are you?
529
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:07,069
All right. Easy, easy.
That's my other half, that.
530
00:35:08,076 --> 00:35:10,611
- It's my other half, like.
- Nice one, mate.
531
00:35:10,659 --> 00:35:12,697
I'm happy for yous.
532
00:35:13,243 --> 00:35:14,819
Are you all right?
533
00:35:15,826 --> 00:35:16,821
Yeah.
534
00:35:16,868 --> 00:35:18,657
You look a bit nervous.
535
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:21,273
I'm not gonna do anything
you don't want me to.
536
00:35:22,743 --> 00:35:24,733
Have you ever done this before?
537
00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:26,236
Done it once.
538
00:35:26,285 --> 00:35:27,658
In Germany.
539
00:35:27,701 --> 00:35:29,194
In Germany?
540
00:35:29,243 --> 00:35:31,482
Why did you go to Germany?
541
00:35:31,534 --> 00:35:33,028
I was...
542
00:35:33,077 --> 00:35:35,647
in Ger... Germany with my dad.
543
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,273
What did you do in Germany
with this girl?
544
00:35:38,327 --> 00:35:39,902
Just kissed her.
545
00:35:39,951 --> 00:35:42,156
Did you? Was she pretty?
546
00:35:43,285 --> 00:35:45,571
Prettier than me?
547
00:35:45,618 --> 00:35:47,407
- No way.
- Really?
548
00:35:49,202 --> 00:35:51,192
Well, that's really cute of you.
549
00:35:52,202 --> 00:35:54,276
Do you want a kiss?
550
00:35:57,035 --> 00:35:59,025
We'll leave it today.
551
00:36:10,659 --> 00:36:13,823
You might look about four,
but you kiss like a forty-year-old.
552
00:36:13,868 --> 00:36:15,859
You're dead sensitive.
553
00:36:17,285 --> 00:36:18,694
Are you all right?
554
00:36:20,659 --> 00:36:21,857
Are you sure?
555
00:36:22,868 --> 00:36:24,859
Do you want me to kiss you again?
556
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:42,449
Do you wanna suck my tits?
557
00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,491
- Tell 'em a story.
- All right, if yous are making me.
558
00:36:46,701 --> 00:36:48,822
All right, it took a little bit of time.
559
00:36:48,868 --> 00:36:51,403
- But we did end up running things.
- We certainly did.
560
00:36:51,451 --> 00:36:54,568
I mean, it's just...
I mean, for three weeks, right,
561
00:36:54,618 --> 00:36:56,988
this fucking wog...
562
00:36:57,035 --> 00:36:59,605
Right? Proper horrible.
563
00:37:01,618 --> 00:37:03,028
Sorry, mate, sorry.
564
00:37:03,118 --> 00:37:05,274
Didn't mean nothing by it.
565
00:37:05,326 --> 00:37:08,076
You know, just slip of the tongue, like.
566
00:37:08,118 --> 00:37:10,689
Sorry. This, you know, this brown gentleman...
567
00:37:12,243 --> 00:37:14,696
...who... he was a bully,
he was a horrible bully.
568
00:37:14,743 --> 00:37:17,113
No matter what colour he was,
he was a bully.
569
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,151
- And I hate bullies. Don't I, Wood?
- Yeah.
570
00:37:19,202 --> 00:37:21,524
I can't stand them, man.
I can't stand 'em.
571
00:37:21,576 --> 00:37:25,024
But for three weeks, right,
this fella was robbing my pudding.
572
00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,908
What kind of pudding was it?
573
00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:28,942
Doesn't matter what pudding it was.
574
00:37:28,993 --> 00:37:30,735
The pudding's not the point.
575
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:34,115
The point is,
he was taking my pudding off me.
576
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,944
And I just thought,
"Nah, I'm not having it. I don't care.
577
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:39,233
You're not getting my pudding,
that's it."
578
00:37:39,284 --> 00:37:42,567
So, I grabbed it and I've gone,
"No, mate, no, you're not having it."
579
00:37:42,618 --> 00:37:44,194
He was like...
580
00:37:44,242 --> 00:37:46,363
: "White boy...
581
00:37:46,409 --> 00:37:48,483
Give me your pud-pud."
582
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:53,362
Proper! Do you know what I mean?
And I've just thought, "No, man."
583
00:37:53,409 --> 00:37:55,566
Nah, he did, right.
584
00:37:55,618 --> 00:37:57,608
Eh!
585
00:37:58,785 --> 00:38:01,190
- Look at t'moosh on him.
- Smell his finger.
586
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:05,608
And who's been bloody smooching?
587
00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,448
Come here, Shaun! Come on, man.
588
00:38:09,451 --> 00:38:12,366
I've got someone I want you to meet.
Come and stand here.
589
00:38:12,409 --> 00:38:15,277
Now, listen to me.
This is a very special friend of mine.
590
00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:16,903
Combo, Shaun.
591
00:38:16,952 --> 00:38:18,444
Newest recruit.
592
00:38:18,493 --> 00:38:19,986
Shaun. Combo.
593
00:38:20,035 --> 00:38:21,575
What are you doing?
594
00:38:21,618 --> 00:38:23,692
Just want to shake your hand.
595
00:38:23,743 --> 00:38:25,319
Did you?
596
00:38:28,243 --> 00:38:30,778
Are you a proper little skinhead,
then, yeah?
597
00:38:31,701 --> 00:38:32,696
Yeah.
598
00:38:34,993 --> 00:38:36,984
You look like a little Action Man.
599
00:38:37,035 --> 00:38:40,945
Like a little Barbie doll.
You're dressed up an' all that. Look.
600
00:38:40,993 --> 00:38:42,485
What?
601
00:38:45,952 --> 00:38:48,487
I'm only messing with you, you little fucker.
602
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:50,525
I'm only messing with you.
603
00:38:50,576 --> 00:38:53,030
- He's all right.
- You're all right.
604
00:38:53,118 --> 00:38:55,986
Nice one, lad.
Sit down, anyway, I'm telling a story.
605
00:38:56,035 --> 00:38:57,492
Sit next to Milky.
606
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:03,482
Anyway, where was I?
What... Where was I?
607
00:39:03,535 --> 00:39:06,568
You were on about that er...
"brown gentleman"
608
00:39:06,618 --> 00:39:08,407
stealing your "pud-pud".
609
00:39:08,451 --> 00:39:12,361
That's right, yeah. Yeah.
So, I've said, "No, you're not having it."
610
00:39:12,409 --> 00:39:15,573
This one day, right,
I've been grafting all morning,
611
00:39:15,618 --> 00:39:18,901
just shovelling shit, constantly,
all morning, non-stop.
612
00:39:18,952 --> 00:39:20,693
Weren't I? And I'm fucking starving.
613
00:39:22,201 --> 00:39:23,943
You know, like that proper hunger.
614
00:39:23,993 --> 00:39:28,117
And I'm thinking, "Right, just eat my pudding,
just go and eat my pudding."
615
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:31,193
I've just finished
the last fucking mouthful and then,
616
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:34,443
this big, black, sweaty hand
617
00:39:34,493 --> 00:39:37,277
has just gone wallop, right in my pudding.
618
00:39:37,326 --> 00:39:39,116
Do you know what I mean?
619
00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:43,283
Proper big cigar fingers,
all over my fucking crumble and custard...
620
00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:46,690
I just thought,
"No, I'm not having it, I don't care.
621
00:39:46,743 --> 00:39:49,527
You're not getting my pudding, that's it."
622
00:39:49,576 --> 00:39:53,321
I just took his hand out and just looked
him right in the face and I've gone...
623
00:40:03,409 --> 00:40:04,488
: Woody.
624
00:40:30,701 --> 00:40:32,906
So, last night was good fun, weren't it?
625
00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:36,317
- Don't start.
- I'm just saying, a really good night.
626
00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:39,568
I know what sort of a bloody night it was.
It were awkward.
627
00:40:39,618 --> 00:40:42,284
It was er... a little on the tense side.
628
00:40:42,326 --> 00:40:44,317
I know, mate, I'm sorry.
629
00:40:44,368 --> 00:40:47,781
I knew he'd do it. I knew he'd have to
throw his bloody weight around.
630
00:40:47,827 --> 00:40:49,449
Has to be number one.
631
00:40:49,493 --> 00:40:52,823
He were like that before he went in.
Nowt's frigging changed, at all.
632
00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:55,398
Hang on. Wait.
He hardly did anything wrong, anyway.
633
00:40:55,451 --> 00:40:57,821
- I thought he was all right.
- I've got an idea.
634
00:40:57,910 --> 00:41:01,073
How about you climb out of his arse
for five minutes, Puke, eh?
635
00:41:01,118 --> 00:41:03,192
Trust you to fucking jump on his dick.
636
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:06,028
I'm not. I'm just saying,
he was just telling a story.
637
00:41:06,118 --> 00:41:08,073
You asked for a story, he told it you.
638
00:41:08,118 --> 00:41:10,523
I'll tell you a story
if you don't shut your mouth.
639
00:41:15,451 --> 00:41:16,909
All right, boys?
640
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:19,025
- You all right, Combo?
- All right, Gadge.
641
00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:20,902
- Puke.
- All right, mate.
642
00:41:20,952 --> 00:41:23,191
'Ey up. What's up?
643
00:41:23,243 --> 00:41:26,324
- Can I just have a little word with you?
- I've got a brew coming.
644
00:41:26,368 --> 00:41:28,904
- Only be two minutes. Come 'ed.
- Bastard.
645
00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:31,025
Woody, don't be long cos I wanna get off.
646
00:41:31,118 --> 00:41:33,322
- All right, love.
- Be two minutes, Lol.
647
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:36,778
All right, lad?
648
00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:40,575
I said, "All right?"
649
00:41:40,618 --> 00:41:43,450
What was that for? That hurt!
650
00:41:43,493 --> 00:41:46,491
- Woody, hurry up.
- I will, love, yeah.
651
00:41:50,034 --> 00:41:53,032
Milky, I'd watch it.
I think summat's gonna kick off.
652
00:41:53,118 --> 00:41:55,404
Don't worry. I'm more than ready.
653
00:41:55,451 --> 00:41:57,905
You're making a big deal
out of nothing, anyway.
654
00:41:57,952 --> 00:41:59,409
- He's all right.
- He's not.
655
00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:00,446
Kel!
656
00:42:00,493 --> 00:42:02,531
Kelly, you don't even know him.
657
00:42:05,785 --> 00:42:07,906
- What's up?
- You all right, Woods?
658
00:42:07,952 --> 00:42:09,942
All right, lad.
659
00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:15,570
- Go on, then. What's happened?
- We've to...
660
00:42:15,618 --> 00:42:17,775
We've to bob round tomorrow morning.
661
00:42:36,951 --> 00:42:40,945
I tell you, I shouldn't be here, you know.
This don't feel good, at all.
662
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:44,405
Look at the size of that brew.
Who drinks a brew that big?
663
00:42:50,159 --> 00:42:54,367
I bet you all thought I was a right fucking
horrible, horrible, horrible
664
00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:56,566
little bastard the other day, didn't you?
665
00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:58,573
- A little bit.
- A bit?
666
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,616
Tell the truth, Wood, man.
I was fucking horrible, weren't I?
667
00:43:01,702 --> 00:43:03,408
- A bit of a bastard, man.
- Yeah.
668
00:43:03,451 --> 00:43:05,442
Yeah, well, you were a snake.
669
00:43:06,993 --> 00:43:09,612
You were a fucking serpent
from the Bible, weren't you?
670
00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:14,026
Do you wanna know why, Wood?
Do you want me to tell you why?
671
00:43:14,118 --> 00:43:15,112
Yeah?
672
00:43:16,118 --> 00:43:18,404
Cos see that man, there, Milky?
673
00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:20,902
That man there
674
00:43:20,951 --> 00:43:22,574
took abuse off me.
675
00:43:23,618 --> 00:43:26,735
And I said some horrible things, Milk,
and I'm fucking sorry.
676
00:43:27,743 --> 00:43:29,485
You let me abuse him.
677
00:43:29,535 --> 00:43:32,237
And what did you do?
What did you do, Wood?
678
00:43:32,285 --> 00:43:34,571
- I didn't do anything.
- I can't hear you.
679
00:43:34,618 --> 00:43:37,569
- I didn't do nothing.
- Exactly. Nothing. Fuck all.
680
00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:39,194
Neither did any of yous.
681
00:43:39,243 --> 00:43:42,525
Not one of yous stood up
and made yourself count for that man there.
682
00:43:42,577 --> 00:43:44,781
And that was fucking wrong.
683
00:43:45,785 --> 00:43:49,565
Milk, honest to God,
I'm really glad you came here today.
684
00:43:49,618 --> 00:43:51,739
And I mean that, mate,
I really mean that.
685
00:43:52,743 --> 00:43:55,906
Cos I've got one question to ask you.
Just one question.
686
00:43:55,951 --> 00:44:00,775
When you've heard it, if you want to leave,
you can leave, that's fine by me.
687
00:44:00,827 --> 00:44:02,817
But I've got one question to ask you.
688
00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:04,905
Do you consider yourself
689
00:44:04,951 --> 00:44:06,741
English or Jamaican?
690
00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,402
English.
691
00:44:28,827 --> 00:44:32,571
Lovely. I love you for that.
That's fucking great. I'm proud, man.
692
00:44:32,618 --> 00:44:35,106
Learn from him.
That's a proud man, there.
693
00:44:37,618 --> 00:44:39,408
That's what we need, man.
694
00:44:39,451 --> 00:44:41,821
That's what this nation
has been built on.
695
00:44:41,909 --> 00:44:45,073
Proud men. Proud fucking warriors.
696
00:44:45,118 --> 00:44:49,112
Two thousand years,
this little tiny fucking island
697
00:44:49,159 --> 00:44:51,364
has been raped and pillaged
698
00:44:51,410 --> 00:44:54,408
by people who have come here
and wanted a piece of it.
699
00:44:54,451 --> 00:44:58,030
Two fucking world wars,
men have laid down their lives for this.
700
00:44:59,034 --> 00:45:01,072
For this, and for what?
701
00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:03,689
So we can stick our fucking flag
in the ground and say,
702
00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,449
"Yeah, this is England
703
00:45:05,493 --> 00:45:07,069
and this is England
704
00:45:07,118 --> 00:45:08,694
and this is England."
705
00:45:10,993 --> 00:45:12,783
And for what?
706
00:45:12,826 --> 00:45:14,863
For what now?
707
00:45:14,909 --> 00:45:16,900
Eh, what for?
708
00:45:17,909 --> 00:45:21,192
So we can just open the fucking floodgates
and let them all come in?
709
00:45:21,243 --> 00:45:23,115
And say, "Yeah, come on, come in.
710
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,241
Get off your ship. Did you have
a safe journey? Was it hard?
711
00:45:26,285 --> 00:45:29,117
Here y'are, here's a corner,
why don't you build a shop?
712
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,572
Better still, why don't you build a shop
and then build a church?
713
00:45:32,618 --> 00:45:35,569
Follow your own fucking religions.
Do what you want."
714
00:45:35,618 --> 00:45:39,825
When there's single fucking parents
out there, who can't get a fucking flat
715
00:45:39,868 --> 00:45:41,905
and they're being given to these...
716
00:45:41,951 --> 00:45:45,198
And I'm gonna say it,
cos you're gonna have to fucking hear it.
717
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:48,691
We're giving the flats
to these fucking Pakis. Right?
718
00:45:48,743 --> 00:45:53,032
Who've got 50 and 60
in a fucking flat on their own.
719
00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:55,358
Right? We're giving that to them.
720
00:45:55,410 --> 00:45:58,491
There's three and a half million
unemployed out there.
721
00:45:58,535 --> 00:46:01,900
Three and a half million of us,
who can't find fucking work.
722
00:46:01,951 --> 00:46:05,115
Cos they're taking them all.
Cos it's fucking cheap labour.
723
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,735
Cheap and easy labour.
724
00:46:06,784 --> 00:46:10,197
Fucking cheap and easy,
which makes us cheap and easy.
725
00:46:10,243 --> 00:46:12,530
Three and a half fucking million!
726
00:46:12,577 --> 00:46:15,029
It's not a joke. It's not a fucking joke.
727
00:46:15,076 --> 00:46:19,070
And that Thatcher sits there
in her fucking ivory tower
728
00:46:19,118 --> 00:46:21,736
and sends us on a fucking phoney war!
729
00:46:21,784 --> 00:46:23,159
The Falklands?
730
00:46:23,201 --> 00:46:24,991
The fucking Falklands?
731
00:46:25,034 --> 00:46:27,025
What the fuck's The Falklands?
732
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:30,069
Fucking innocent men,
good fucking strong men.
733
00:46:30,118 --> 00:46:33,282
Good soldiers,
real people losing their lives,
734
00:46:33,326 --> 00:46:36,360
going over there thinking
they're fighting for a fucking cause.
735
00:46:36,410 --> 00:46:39,194
What are they fighting for?
What are they fighting against?
736
00:46:39,243 --> 00:46:41,530
Fucking shepherds!
Shepherds with fucking...
737
00:46:41,577 --> 00:46:43,567
Shut up about The Falklands.
738
00:46:43,618 --> 00:46:45,194
- Why?
- Cos I want you to.
739
00:46:45,243 --> 00:46:48,241
There's fucking loads of dickheads dying
out there for nothing.
740
00:46:48,285 --> 00:46:50,489
My fucking dad weren't a dickhead!
741
00:46:50,535 --> 00:46:51,813
What are you doing?
742
00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:53,900
- Fuck off! Shut up!
- What am I doing wrong?
743
00:46:53,951 --> 00:46:56,357
Whoa, there, little one.
What's wrong, mate?
744
00:46:56,410 --> 00:46:58,945
- Tell me the truth. Come on.
- I just fucking...
745
00:46:58,993 --> 00:47:00,451
That's it. Go on.
746
00:47:00,493 --> 00:47:02,484
My fucking dad died in that war!
747
00:47:02,535 --> 00:47:04,526
- Your dad died?
- Yeah. Get off!
748
00:47:05,577 --> 00:47:08,575
- Fucking hell, mate, I'm sorry.
- Fucking shut up about it!
749
00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:10,075
I'm sorry, mate.
750
00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:11,943
Fucking hell, I'm sorry, lad.
751
00:47:12,951 --> 00:47:14,906
I'm sorry. I never knew he died, man.
752
00:47:14,951 --> 00:47:16,361
Fucking hell.
753
00:47:16,410 --> 00:47:18,400
Oh, look, mate, if I'd have known,
754
00:47:18,452 --> 00:47:21,982
honest, I wouldn't have said, man,
but what I'm telling you is the truth.
755
00:47:22,035 --> 00:47:25,151
I can't lie to you.
It's a pathetic war, man.
756
00:47:25,201 --> 00:47:28,484
And you want your dad's life
to mean something, don't you?
757
00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,904
And this breaks my fucking heart to say it.
758
00:47:30,951 --> 00:47:32,942
We shouldn't have been there.
759
00:47:32,993 --> 00:47:35,907
She lied to us.
She lied to me. She lied to you.
760
00:47:35,951 --> 00:47:38,440
But, most importantly, she lied to your dad.
761
00:47:38,493 --> 00:47:43,197
If you don't stand up and fight this fucking fight
that's going on on the streets,
762
00:47:43,243 --> 00:47:45,447
your dad died for nothing.
763
00:47:45,493 --> 00:47:47,283
He died for nothing.
764
00:47:47,326 --> 00:47:49,447
You've got to carry it on, man, in here.
765
00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:54,190
In your little fucking heart,
you've got the pride of your dad, man.
766
00:47:57,951 --> 00:47:59,231
Fucking hell.
767
00:48:00,617 --> 00:48:03,948
That little fucking whippersnapper
has set the standard.
768
00:48:04,951 --> 00:48:07,902
- Can you believe that, Banj?
- You can't, can you, at that age?
769
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:09,231
Fucking hell.
770
00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:10,742
What a gem.
771
00:48:10,784 --> 00:48:12,575
What a fucking gem.
772
00:48:12,617 --> 00:48:14,111
All right, look.
773
00:48:23,535 --> 00:48:25,526
There's the line, boys.
774
00:48:25,577 --> 00:48:28,361
That means
you're all quite welcome to just leave
775
00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:31,692
and leave now and never come back
and that's it, the end of it.
776
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:34,491
But if you wanna stay,
777
00:48:34,535 --> 00:48:36,324
this is a proper fight.
778
00:48:36,368 --> 00:48:40,196
Now yous all either cross that line
and go your merry little way...
779
00:48:41,201 --> 00:48:44,034
...or you stay where you are
and you come with me.
780
00:48:44,118 --> 00:48:45,990
The choice is yours, boys.
781
00:48:48,118 --> 00:48:50,405
Fucking hell!
That was a bit quick, weren't it?
782
00:48:50,452 --> 00:48:52,904
I ain't being fucking brainwashed, Combo.
783
00:48:52,951 --> 00:48:55,357
Oh, listen to fucking Sigmund Void there.
784
00:48:55,410 --> 00:48:58,573
You're well out of line.
Well out of line, man.
785
00:48:58,618 --> 00:49:00,608
Come on, lads, let's have you.
786
00:49:00,701 --> 00:49:01,945
Come on, then.
787
00:49:01,993 --> 00:49:03,486
Come on, Puke, mate.
788
00:49:03,535 --> 00:49:05,324
Sit down.
789
00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:08,151
You what?
790
00:49:08,201 --> 00:49:10,192
Kes, just sit down.
791
00:49:10,243 --> 00:49:14,486
No. No, you can't be serious, mate.
We'll talk about this outside.
792
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,193
Kes, just sit down.
793
00:49:16,243 --> 00:49:18,731
Puke, man, fucking come.
What you on about?
794
00:49:18,784 --> 00:49:20,527
Look, he's fucking right.
795
00:49:21,535 --> 00:49:23,526
What can I do, man? Are you coming?
796
00:49:23,576 --> 00:49:24,358
No.
797
00:49:24,410 --> 00:49:27,989
- Gadge, come on, Tubs, man.
- Fuck off calling me Tubs!
798
00:49:28,035 --> 00:49:29,657
I'm sick of you, Woody.
799
00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:32,734
This is why I'm staying,
because you're always taking the piss,
800
00:49:32,784 --> 00:49:34,775
making me feel that fucking big.
801
00:49:34,826 --> 00:49:36,817
He's put things into perspective.
802
00:49:37,701 --> 00:49:40,782
Look at the other night.
You didn't step up once then.
803
00:49:46,410 --> 00:49:47,902
Join me.
804
00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:56,070
Milky, man,
I know I let you down the other night,
805
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:59,613
but I swear to you
I'll never fucking do it again. Look at me.
806
00:49:59,701 --> 00:50:02,616
I'd never do it again.
I swear to God I wouldn't, man.
807
00:50:04,618 --> 00:50:07,189
You're my bro, man. What the fuck?
808
00:50:19,743 --> 00:50:21,022
Come on, mate.
809
00:50:28,118 --> 00:50:30,571
Shaun? Come on, man. We're off.
810
00:50:30,618 --> 00:50:32,655
- Come on, Shaun.
- No.
811
00:50:32,701 --> 00:50:34,988
Shaun, man, you can't fucking stay here.
812
00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:36,196
Shaun?
813
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:41,029
He's just a kid. The things you've said
have made him want to stay.
814
00:50:41,076 --> 00:50:43,281
Woody, I wanna make my dad proud.
815
00:50:43,327 --> 00:50:44,783
Listen, love...
816
00:50:44,826 --> 00:50:46,616
See you later, mate.
817
00:50:46,701 --> 00:50:48,692
See you later, Lol, love.
818
00:50:48,743 --> 00:50:50,733
He's 12. I can't leave him here.
819
00:50:50,784 --> 00:50:53,190
- Go.
- Nothing we can do if he wants to stay.
820
00:50:53,243 --> 00:50:55,482
You fucking look after him, do you hear me?
821
00:50:55,534 --> 00:50:58,023
He can look after himself. He's proved that.
822
00:50:58,076 --> 00:50:59,569
See yous later.
823
00:50:59,618 --> 00:51:01,608
Come on, love.
824
00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:03,697
Come on, now.
825
00:51:10,951 --> 00:51:12,574
See you later, mate.
826
00:51:16,618 --> 00:51:19,569
Don't forget, you've got a snake
in the grass with you there.
827
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,325
You're a good man.
828
00:51:21,368 --> 00:51:23,359
A brave good man, man.
829
00:51:24,368 --> 00:51:26,074
A really good man.
830
00:51:26,118 --> 00:51:29,946
A cup of tea for the boys there, Banj.
Few Pot Noodles or something.
831
00:51:29,993 --> 00:51:32,742
I'm fucking gagging for a shit, me,
I'm telling you.
832
00:51:51,618 --> 00:51:53,241
Don't worry about it.
833
00:51:54,243 --> 00:51:56,234
I'll have a word with Woody.
834
00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:58,276
I'll sort it, I promise you.
835
00:51:58,327 --> 00:51:59,902
I just feel really bad.
836
00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:01,907
He looked gutted, Combo.
837
00:52:01,951 --> 00:52:04,191
I know, I feel bad, as well, but...
838
00:52:04,243 --> 00:52:06,234
Oh, fucking hell, let's face it.
839
00:52:06,285 --> 00:52:08,276
Woody's not like me and you.
840
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,909
No, he's fucking certainly not like you.
841
00:52:12,951 --> 00:52:15,902
No-one's ever fucking took a swing at me
like that.
842
00:52:15,951 --> 00:52:17,693
- Really?
- Honest.
843
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:18,773
Honest.
844
00:52:19,743 --> 00:52:21,532
It's like looking in the mirror.
845
00:52:22,285 --> 00:52:24,820
20 years ago, when I was fucking 12,
846
00:52:24,868 --> 00:52:26,906
taking swings at big men.
847
00:52:26,951 --> 00:52:30,317
I don't know, I just don't like
people speaking about my dad,
848
00:52:30,367 --> 00:52:32,158
even in a nice way.
849
00:52:32,202 --> 00:52:34,903
I don't even like people
speaking about the war.
850
00:52:37,035 --> 00:52:39,025
You loved him, didn't you?
851
00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:42,982
Yeah.
852
00:52:45,951 --> 00:52:47,574
And then you lost him.
853
00:52:51,618 --> 00:52:53,111
: Yeah.
854
00:52:55,493 --> 00:52:57,116
I know what it's like.
855
00:52:58,493 --> 00:53:00,483
To have people walk out on you.
856
00:53:00,534 --> 00:53:03,106
To have people just fucking leave you.
857
00:53:05,493 --> 00:53:08,740
Honest, lad, I know how you feel.
858
00:53:09,951 --> 00:53:11,942
If you ever want anyone to talk to...
859
00:53:13,368 --> 00:53:15,158
...someone to cry with
860
00:53:15,202 --> 00:53:17,487
or just to fucking have a hug
861
00:53:17,534 --> 00:53:19,525
or punch the fuck out of 'em,
862
00:53:19,576 --> 00:53:21,732
I'm telling you, I'll be there for you.
863
00:53:21,785 --> 00:53:23,775
I won't turn my back on you.
864
00:53:24,951 --> 00:53:26,741
I promise you that.
865
00:53:31,118 --> 00:53:32,149
Spit.
866
00:53:34,326 --> 00:53:36,530
That's a man's handshake, that.
867
00:53:36,576 --> 00:53:38,034
I promise you.
868
00:53:38,951 --> 00:53:41,275
I won't let you down.
869
00:54:46,785 --> 00:54:50,198
- Look at the size of that dog.
- Gadge, have a look at that dog.
870
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:52,399
Just get on with it.
871
00:54:52,451 --> 00:54:54,821
Excuse me, mate,
is there a toilet here?
872
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,817
Ah, my arse is killing.
873
00:54:59,368 --> 00:55:01,358
- All right, boss?
- Round the back.
874
00:55:01,409 --> 00:55:03,400
- Round the back.
- Cheers, boss.
875
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:14,658
I am hungry, yeah.
There should be a barbecue or something.
876
00:55:14,701 --> 00:55:16,324
Buffet food...
877
00:55:17,326 --> 00:55:19,116
All right, look, yous three,
878
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,613
yous three, I want yous on your best behaviour.
879
00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:23,734
Right? Your fucking best behaviour.
880
00:55:25,035 --> 00:55:27,026
Ooh, he's got a nice car!
881
00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:30,492
Nice car.
882
00:55:31,576 --> 00:55:33,781
Here they are.
Wait there. Hold it back, lads.
883
00:55:33,826 --> 00:55:35,817
- Just wait there.
- Come on.
884
00:55:35,868 --> 00:55:38,403
Just wait there.
Behave yourself. Wait there.
885
00:55:38,451 --> 00:55:39,909
You all right?
886
00:55:41,368 --> 00:55:43,405
How are you, Arthur? Good to see you.
887
00:55:43,451 --> 00:55:45,240
All right, Lenny, mate.
888
00:55:45,284 --> 00:55:47,275
All right? A pleasure. A pleasure.
889
00:55:47,326 --> 00:55:48,784
All right, mate.
890
00:55:49,868 --> 00:55:53,233
Gentlemen, there is a forgotten word.
891
00:55:53,284 --> 00:55:54,528
No.
892
00:55:54,576 --> 00:55:56,318
An almost forbidden word.
893
00:55:57,326 --> 00:55:59,732
A word that means more to me
than any other.
894
00:56:00,785 --> 00:56:02,610
That word is "England".
895
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,034
Yes!
896
00:56:09,035 --> 00:56:13,739
Once, we flaunted it in the face of the world,
like a banner.
897
00:56:13,785 --> 00:56:15,775
It was a word that stood for power.
898
00:56:16,785 --> 00:56:19,072
A word that stood for freedom.
899
00:56:19,117 --> 00:56:21,109
A word that stood for respect.
900
00:56:22,117 --> 00:56:23,611
But today,
901
00:56:23,660 --> 00:56:27,108
we're scarcely even allowed
to speak the name of our country.
902
00:56:27,159 --> 00:56:28,652
Gadge, are you honestly...
903
00:56:28,701 --> 00:56:31,984
Well, I want to revive that word,
a grand old word,
904
00:56:32,035 --> 00:56:34,026
the word "Englishman".
905
00:56:34,077 --> 00:56:35,237
Yes! Yes!
906
00:56:35,284 --> 00:56:36,279
Yes!
907
00:56:38,868 --> 00:56:40,859
Now we've been marginalised.
908
00:56:40,910 --> 00:56:42,901
We've been called "cranks".
909
00:56:42,952 --> 00:56:44,776
We're not cranks.
910
00:56:44,827 --> 00:56:47,031
Some people say we're racists.
911
00:56:47,077 --> 00:56:49,316
We're not racists. We're realists.
912
00:56:49,368 --> 00:56:51,821
Some people call us Nazis.
913
00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:53,859
We're not Nazis.
914
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:57,027
No, what we are, we are nationalists.
915
00:56:57,077 --> 00:57:00,857
And there's a reason
people try to pigeonhole us like this.
916
00:57:00,910 --> 00:57:03,778
And that is because of one word, gentlemen.
917
00:57:03,827 --> 00:57:05,817
- Fear.
- Yeah.
918
00:57:05,868 --> 00:57:07,444
They fear us.
919
00:57:07,493 --> 00:57:11,439
They fear us because we are the true voice
of the people of this country.
920
00:57:11,493 --> 00:57:13,318
- Yes!
- Yes, Lenny.
921
00:57:13,368 --> 00:57:15,405
People who work hard,
922
00:57:15,451 --> 00:57:17,109
pay their way,
923
00:57:17,159 --> 00:57:19,862
it don't matter
what their ethnic background is,
924
00:57:19,910 --> 00:57:22,232
I welcome with open arms in this country.
925
00:57:22,284 --> 00:57:24,987
It's the people who think
we owe them a living.
926
00:57:25,035 --> 00:57:28,033
These are the people that need to go back.
927
00:57:28,076 --> 00:57:29,866
Yes!
928
00:57:29,910 --> 00:57:31,486
Send them back!
929
00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:34,070
- Send the bastards back!
- Send them back!
930
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,492
Send them back!
931
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,905
An English king on a battlefield once said,
932
00:57:37,952 --> 00:57:41,780
"From this day till the end of the world,
only we in it shall be remembered,
933
00:57:41,827 --> 00:57:45,523
we few, we happy few,
we band of brothers."
934
00:57:45,576 --> 00:57:47,982
Gentlemen, it is the time to stand up
and be counted.
935
00:57:48,034 --> 00:57:50,606
- Yes!
- It is the time for action.
936
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:53,611
Our country has been stolen
from under our noses.
937
00:57:53,660 --> 00:57:55,200
Yes!
938
00:57:55,243 --> 00:57:57,696
Well, gentlemen,
it's time to take it back!
939
00:57:57,743 --> 00:57:58,940
Yes!
940
00:57:58,993 --> 00:58:01,279
Yes! Go on, Lenny! Go on, Lenny!
941
00:58:01,326 --> 00:58:03,780
Are you ready to return to the fight?
942
00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:04,857
Yes!
943
00:58:04,910 --> 00:58:07,480
- Are you ready to shed blood?
- Yes!
944
00:58:07,535 --> 00:58:10,651
Are you ready to fight for this country
with your last breath of life?
945
00:58:10,701 --> 00:58:11,863
Yes!
946
00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:14,113
: Lenny! Lenny! Lenny!
947
00:58:14,159 --> 00:58:15,617
Lenny! Lenny...
948
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:19,107
Gentlemen, join our band of brothers.
Sign up today.
949
00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:21,114
Thank you very much. Thank you.
950
00:58:21,159 --> 00:58:22,190
Yes!
951
00:58:22,243 --> 00:58:24,862
I'm going to have a word with Lenny.
Yous wait here.
952
00:58:24,910 --> 00:58:27,445
- Amazing that.
- You're dead right.
953
00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:33,613
- Fucking, Gadge.
- What?
954
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:35,650
Do you not feel bad about Woody?
955
00:58:35,702 --> 00:58:38,368
What do you mean,
do I not feel bad about him? Look.
956
00:58:38,451 --> 00:58:40,442
Look at all these people in here.
957
00:58:40,493 --> 00:58:42,069
This is right.
958
00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:44,820
If it wasn't right,
all these wouldn't be here.
959
00:58:44,868 --> 00:58:46,906
- Think about...
- I'm not saying that.
960
00:58:46,952 --> 00:58:49,618
Do you not feel bad
about just leaving him like that?
961
00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:52,112
- He's been our mate for...
- We've not left him.
962
00:58:52,159 --> 00:58:53,736
I'm still his friend.
963
00:58:55,451 --> 00:58:56,695
Comb...
964
00:58:56,743 --> 00:59:00,488
You know, you're supposed to have
a qualified driver in the front.
965
00:59:02,493 --> 00:59:04,448
Are you gonna fucking report me?
966
00:59:04,493 --> 00:59:06,116
Well, it's illegal.
967
00:59:08,576 --> 00:59:11,064
We're really squashed in the back here.
968
00:59:12,451 --> 00:59:14,442
Can one of us come up the front?
969
00:59:21,993 --> 00:59:24,067
Shall we show him?
Shall we show him?
970
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:29,282
Don't look, Comb.
971
00:59:29,326 --> 00:59:30,903
What is it, lad?
972
00:59:36,535 --> 00:59:38,110
Fuck off!
973
00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:40,565
That's my fucking boy! Look at that.
974
00:59:40,618 --> 00:59:44,315
That's why he's in the fucking front,
Meggy, you fucking gobshite.
975
00:59:44,368 --> 00:59:47,117
- Do you like it?
- It's fucking brilliant, that.
976
00:59:47,159 --> 00:59:48,569
Fucking brilliant.
977
00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:50,982
Do you reckon Lenny'll mind
that we nicked it?
978
00:59:51,034 --> 00:59:54,945
No, will he fuck. That's going in
the middle of the wall, back in the flat.
979
00:59:54,993 --> 00:59:56,983
We'll build all our stuff round that.
980
00:59:57,034 --> 01:00:00,032
That's gonna be our fucking centrepiece.
That's the focus.
981
01:00:01,451 --> 01:00:03,442
- Glad you like it.
- Nice one, son.
982
01:00:03,493 --> 01:00:05,448
What's it called, that flag?
983
01:00:05,493 --> 01:00:07,780
St George's Cross, isn't it, Combo?
984
01:00:07,827 --> 01:00:10,860
Yeah. St fucking George's Cross.
985
01:00:11,868 --> 01:00:13,859
You all right there, Pukes, lad?
986
01:00:15,493 --> 01:00:17,484
Yeah, I am. I was thinking, mate.
987
01:00:17,535 --> 01:00:19,525
You seem a bit quiet, lad.
988
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,033
Yeah.
989
01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:27,281
You got a problem, then, or what?
990
01:00:27,326 --> 01:00:30,075
No, I've just got things on my mind, Combo.
991
01:00:30,118 --> 01:00:31,575
Like what?
992
01:00:33,493 --> 01:00:34,985
Well, like...
993
01:00:36,034 --> 01:00:38,025
Well, can I ask you something?
994
01:00:39,034 --> 01:00:42,032
Do you really believe
in all that shit, Combo?
995
01:00:46,451 --> 01:00:48,109
Fucking hell, Comb!
996
01:00:48,159 --> 01:00:50,316
Oi, Gadge, come with me.
He's getting me out.
997
01:00:50,368 --> 01:00:53,236
Open the fucking door!
Get fucking out now!
998
01:00:53,285 --> 01:00:56,117
- Get fucking out!
- All right, all right, all right.
999
01:00:56,159 --> 01:00:58,565
Out of the car.
Get out, you little fucking shitbag.
1000
01:00:58,660 --> 01:00:59,608
You...
1001
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,651
don't you fucking ever...
1002
01:01:01,702 --> 01:01:06,938
...fucking ever, ever undermine me again
in front of my fucking troops.
1003
01:01:06,993 --> 01:01:08,983
Do you understand me?
1004
01:01:09,034 --> 01:01:11,239
Do you understand me? Eh? Yeah?
1005
01:01:11,285 --> 01:01:14,532
Now, fuck off back to Woody,
you little fucking queer.
1006
01:01:14,577 --> 01:01:16,781
Go on, fuck off! Fuck off!
1007
01:01:16,826 --> 01:01:19,149
- You little queer.
- Oi, lads.
1008
01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:22,067
- Oi, Shaun, man, come.
- Leave him alone.
1009
01:01:22,118 --> 01:01:24,108
- Oi, come out.
- Sorry, mate.
1010
01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:26,364
- I can't.
- Fuck off. Leave him alone. Walk!
1011
01:01:26,451 --> 01:01:28,027
What the fuck?
1012
01:01:28,076 --> 01:01:30,150
Waaaah!
1013
01:02:08,368 --> 01:02:12,362
Right, this is where all the fucking Pakis
go to work in the chicken factory.
1014
01:02:12,410 --> 01:02:15,242
- Fucking do it, boys.
- Can we go to the chicken factory?
1015
01:02:16,034 --> 01:02:18,239
- Just fucking do it.
- What shall I put?
1016
01:02:18,285 --> 01:02:20,275
Anything. Put anything you want.
1017
01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,775
Fucking bastards!
1018
01:02:32,826 --> 01:02:36,655
Don't fucking come back,
you fucking little whore!
1019
01:02:39,452 --> 01:02:41,442
Fuck off.
1020
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,984
Go on. On your own.
1021
01:02:45,076 --> 01:02:47,648
Yeah, fuck off, you Paki bastards!
1022
01:02:47,702 --> 01:02:49,324
- Fuck off.
- Go on, son!
1023
01:02:50,326 --> 01:02:51,783
Hey-hey!
1024
01:02:53,493 --> 01:02:56,527
Look at these
little fucking sewer rats. Look.
1025
01:02:57,535 --> 01:02:59,157
Fucking vermin.
1026
01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:01,487
Oi!
1027
01:03:10,034 --> 01:03:14,242
Now, that's our ball now.
Right? And we're playing here.
1028
01:03:14,285 --> 01:03:17,899
So, I suggest you take fucking
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
1029
01:03:17,951 --> 01:03:19,740
and fuck off home.
1030
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:23,148
If I see you on my streets again...
1031
01:03:24,951 --> 01:03:26,444
...I'll slash you.
1032
01:03:27,951 --> 01:03:31,731
And it'll be a hundred times
fucking worse.
1033
01:03:31,784 --> 01:03:33,159
- All right?
- Yeah.
1034
01:03:33,201 --> 01:03:36,116
Now run home,
cos Mummy's cooking curry. Go on.
1035
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,487
Meggy!
1036
01:03:39,868 --> 01:03:41,658
Get in goal, Gadge.
1037
01:04:39,076 --> 01:04:40,652
Have a look in there.
1038
01:04:46,452 --> 01:04:48,027
- Is that for me?
- Yeah.
1039
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,150
We need to fly that with pride.
1040
01:04:57,577 --> 01:04:59,152
See you tonight, Woody.
1041
01:05:20,826 --> 01:05:23,907
Hey, Meggy, how do you spell "off"?
Is it one "f" or two?
1042
01:05:25,035 --> 01:05:26,824
Meggy, one "f" or two?
1043
01:05:35,452 --> 01:05:37,442
Get me... a hundred fags,
1044
01:05:37,493 --> 01:05:41,534
two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky,
and ten cans of lager now.
1045
01:05:41,576 --> 01:05:43,780
You know what you're gonna have?
Nothing.
1046
01:05:43,826 --> 01:05:44,821
What?
1047
01:05:44,868 --> 01:05:47,357
You know you're not supposed
to be here. Go. Out.
1048
01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:49,531
Just fucking get 'em, you Paki bastard!
1049
01:05:50,368 --> 01:05:51,991
What did you say?
1050
01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:55,151
Get them, you filthy Paki bastard.
1051
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,985
Right, that's it.
1052
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,695
Just... Wait till I just...
1053
01:06:03,743 --> 01:06:04,856
Get off!
1054
01:06:04,910 --> 01:06:07,280
- Get out!
- What's going on, mate? Problem?
1055
01:06:07,327 --> 01:06:09,116
He's been calling me a Paki bastard.
1056
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,533
Open the door.
1057
01:06:10,576 --> 01:06:13,112
Get your fucking hands off him now!
1058
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,985
Fucking hands off him!
1059
01:06:15,035 --> 01:06:18,483
Take what you want, kid.
Take the fucking whisky and the ciggies.
1060
01:06:18,534 --> 01:06:20,525
Oi, oi!
1061
01:06:21,951 --> 01:06:23,942
Go on, lads, get the gear.
1062
01:06:23,993 --> 01:06:25,984
Come on. Everything.
1063
01:06:26,035 --> 01:06:28,653
Come on, hurry up, don't fuck about.
1064
01:06:31,243 --> 01:06:33,234
What are you fucking doing?
1065
01:06:33,285 --> 01:06:36,318
- I'm having a shit.
- Oh, for fuck's sake, man!
1066
01:06:36,368 --> 01:06:38,359
- Put your arse away.
- You bastard.
1067
01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:40,525
Come on, hurry up. Get the stuff, mate.
1068
01:06:40,576 --> 01:06:44,273
For fuck's sake, we need booze
and fags for tonight, lads. Come on.
1069
01:06:44,327 --> 01:06:47,774
Fucking hell, Gadge, could you get
any more fucking sweets, man?
1070
01:06:47,826 --> 01:06:49,106
Fucking hell.
1071
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,447
- Put 'em in the car.
- Come on.
1072
01:06:51,492 --> 01:06:52,736
Paki!
1073
01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,616
Yeah, Paki.
1074
01:06:55,659 --> 01:06:57,983
Picking on a kid, mate? Fucking hell.
1075
01:06:58,035 --> 01:07:00,440
Picking on a fucking kid, was you?
1076
01:07:00,492 --> 01:07:02,151
- Eh?
- Take what you want and go.
1077
01:07:02,243 --> 01:07:06,107
Shut up! I'm talking.
I'm your fucking size. Fuck with me.
1078
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,901
You've got what you want. Just go now.
1079
01:07:07,951 --> 01:07:09,741
Don't you fucking dare backchat me,
1080
01:07:09,784 --> 01:07:14,074
cos I will slay you now where you fucking
stand, you fucking Paki cunt.
1081
01:07:14,118 --> 01:07:15,232
Right?
1082
01:07:15,285 --> 01:07:17,654
You listen to fucking me!
1083
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:20,616
That fucking kid's dad died
for this fucking country.
1084
01:07:20,659 --> 01:07:22,531
What have you fucking done for it?
1085
01:07:22,576 --> 01:07:25,657
Fuck all, but take fucking jobs
off decent people.
1086
01:07:25,701 --> 01:07:27,905
Now, listen, son, listen good.
1087
01:07:27,951 --> 01:07:31,731
We'll be back here whenever we want,
right, cos this is fucking ours now.
1088
01:07:31,784 --> 01:07:34,071
This is ours, this, fucking Sandhu.
1089
01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:36,487
Don't forget that. Any fucking time.
1090
01:07:36,534 --> 01:07:39,449
And clean the place up.
It fucking stinks of curry.
1091
01:07:39,493 --> 01:07:40,950
Fucking stinks.
1092
01:07:40,993 --> 01:07:43,316
Reeks of the fucking shit.
1093
01:07:43,368 --> 01:07:45,654
What yous doing, boys?
1094
01:07:45,701 --> 01:07:49,281
Get in the fucking car, will you?
Get in the fucking car!
1095
01:07:49,327 --> 01:07:51,116
You've got the fucking keys.
1096
01:07:52,534 --> 01:07:55,983
Get in the fucking car now.
Look at my fucking arse!
1097
01:07:56,035 --> 01:07:58,439
Get in the fucking car. Hurry up!
1098
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,525
This is a very posh area.
1099
01:08:01,576 --> 01:08:04,657
What did you say
her dad did for a living, Gadget?
1100
01:08:04,701 --> 01:08:06,905
- Works on the oil rigs.
- Fucking hell.
1101
01:08:06,951 --> 01:08:09,949
- I fancy some posh totty.
- Which one is it?
1102
01:08:09,993 --> 01:08:12,280
- The one with the balloons.
- Here.
1103
01:08:12,327 --> 01:08:13,819
Fucking hell.
1104
01:08:13,868 --> 01:08:15,859
Put the brakes on.
1105
01:08:15,910 --> 01:08:17,485
That'll do us, won't it?
1106
01:08:17,534 --> 01:08:19,525
I can't wait to see Smell.
1107
01:08:19,576 --> 01:08:21,982
- So, Smell, you're finally legal.
- Yeah.
1108
01:08:22,035 --> 01:08:24,025
Not that it ever made a difference.
1109
01:08:29,701 --> 01:08:31,692
- Ready? Three...
- Wait, wait.
1110
01:08:31,743 --> 01:08:33,733
Come on. Wait there. Are we all here?
1111
01:08:33,785 --> 01:08:35,278
Right.
1112
01:08:35,327 --> 01:08:38,443
- Smell, get us a drink.
- I've had chronic pains.
1113
01:08:38,493 --> 01:08:40,116
- Strippers!
- Constipation.
1114
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,316
- Someone at the door!
- Stop now, yeah?
1115
01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,647
Hi, lad.
1116
01:08:43,701 --> 01:08:45,692
- Hello.
- Woody! Woody!
1117
01:08:45,743 --> 01:08:47,070
Hello-o-o.
1118
01:08:47,118 --> 01:08:50,779
- Hello-o-o.
- Hello-o-o.
1119
01:08:50,826 --> 01:08:52,817
Hello-o-o.
1120
01:08:52,868 --> 01:08:54,526
# Happy...
# Happy...
1121
01:08:54,743 --> 01:08:56,449
# Happy...
# Happy...
1122
01:08:56,493 --> 01:08:58,069
# Happy birthday
# Happy birthday
1123
01:08:58,285 --> 01:09:02,065
# Happy birthday
# Happy birthday
1124
01:09:02,118 --> 01:09:04,440
Happy birthday, Smell!
1125
01:09:06,367 --> 01:09:08,442
It was better in the car.
1126
01:09:08,493 --> 01:09:10,116
Woo! Well, I'm gonna get off.
1127
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,234
Past my bedtime and there's a...
1128
01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:14,773
I've got to tape summat on aardvarks.
1129
01:09:14,826 --> 01:09:17,150
- You're not going, are you?
- Woody, stay.
1130
01:09:17,202 --> 01:09:19,239
- Are you coming, Milk?
- Yeah, mate.
1131
01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:21,240
Please, Woods, man, don't go.
1132
01:09:21,285 --> 01:09:23,820
Oh, no, it's nothing personal
with you, mate.
1133
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,693
I'm just gonna get off.
1134
01:09:25,743 --> 01:09:28,776
Come on, Wood. Fucking hell,
I've brought booze and everything.
1135
01:09:28,826 --> 01:09:30,284
Can't we bury the hatchet?
1136
01:09:30,326 --> 01:09:33,774
I know what you've come for, man.
I'd rather get off, like.
1137
01:09:33,826 --> 01:09:37,523
It's this thing on aardvarks,
I'm really eager to watch it.
1138
01:09:37,576 --> 01:09:40,942
Come on, then, let's have you.
Come on, let's have you, folks.
1139
01:09:40,993 --> 01:09:43,695
You have a good birthday, you,
all right, lovey?
1140
01:09:43,743 --> 01:09:45,650
Sorry to be missioning it off.
1141
01:09:46,659 --> 01:09:48,201
Nice one, mate.
1142
01:09:48,243 --> 01:09:50,033
You look after yourself, you.
1143
01:09:50,077 --> 01:09:52,067
- Bye, Woody.
- See you, Tubby.
1144
01:09:52,118 --> 01:09:53,445
Bye, Milky.
1145
01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,283
- Bye, Pob.
- See you later, folks.
1146
01:09:55,326 --> 01:09:57,862
- Come on, Puke.
- See you later, Puke.
1147
01:09:58,951 --> 01:10:01,275
You're a twat, mate!
You're a fucking w...
1148
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:04,074
See you later. Have a good night.
1149
01:10:04,118 --> 01:10:06,571
If only you knew.
1150
01:10:11,701 --> 01:10:13,526
Happy birthday, Smell.
1151
01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:15,531
- Smell!
- What's that?
1152
01:10:15,576 --> 01:10:17,034
Porno?
1153
01:10:17,077 --> 01:10:19,315
What are you giving her porno for,
Meggy?
1154
01:10:19,368 --> 01:10:21,691
She's a woman.
She's got her own nipples.
1155
01:10:21,743 --> 01:10:23,532
I thought she might like it.
1156
01:10:23,576 --> 01:10:25,365
Smell, are you ready?
1157
01:10:25,451 --> 01:10:27,028
The er... magicians.
1158
01:10:27,077 --> 01:10:28,533
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
1159
01:10:28,576 --> 01:10:30,946
Three... two... one.
1160
01:10:30,993 --> 01:10:32,984
Alakazam! Yeah!
1161
01:10:33,035 --> 01:10:35,026
- Alaka... Alakazam.
- Alakazam.
1162
01:10:35,077 --> 01:10:36,533
Wahey!
1163
01:10:37,743 --> 01:10:39,734
Happy birthday, Smell.
1164
01:10:39,785 --> 01:10:41,360
Happy...
1165
01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:44,405
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
1166
01:10:44,451 --> 01:10:47,532
- Do you want me to put it on the table?
- Yeah, please.
1167
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:51,273
- Here you are. Put that on the table.
- Cheers, love, thanks.
1168
01:10:51,326 --> 01:10:54,029
You don't mind us coming, do you, Smell?
It's just...
1169
01:10:54,077 --> 01:10:58,117
My little man, here, wanted to surprise you
on your birthday and all that.
1170
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,736
Happy birthday, Smell.
1171
01:11:05,576 --> 01:11:07,567
Do you think my party's going all right?
1172
01:11:07,660 --> 01:11:09,318
It's been all right, yeah.
1173
01:11:09,368 --> 01:11:11,358
Better if Woody was here.
1174
01:11:11,409 --> 01:11:14,360
Yeah, I know, man.
I don't know why they left.
1175
01:11:14,409 --> 01:11:16,447
They just kind of got up and went.
1176
01:11:16,493 --> 01:11:19,491
I don't think Woody was standing
any of it from Combo.
1177
01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:24,237
I mean, I don't know what's going on
with those two,
1178
01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:26,239
but there's some real tension.
1179
01:11:26,284 --> 01:11:29,069
I can sense some real tension
between them.
1180
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,109
Was you happy when you saw me?
1181
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,439
Yeah.
1182
01:11:32,493 --> 01:11:34,649
I liked it when you gave me that cake.
1183
01:11:34,701 --> 01:11:36,491
I thought it was cool.
1184
01:11:36,534 --> 01:11:38,158
Did you make it?
1185
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:40,155
Yeah.
1186
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,115
- You didn't, did you?
- No.
1187
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,700
I didn't think you did.
1188
01:11:44,743 --> 01:11:47,030
Did you buy it?
1189
01:11:47,077 --> 01:11:48,902
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you bought it.
1190
01:11:50,534 --> 01:11:52,858
But what did you think to the other night?
1191
01:11:53,993 --> 01:11:55,948
Yeah.
1192
01:11:55,993 --> 01:11:59,358
Do you know what I'm on about?
In the shed and stuff.
1193
01:11:59,451 --> 01:12:01,028
Yeah, that was...
1194
01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:02,866
It was all right, yeah.
1195
01:12:02,910 --> 01:12:04,817
Did you not think much to it?
1196
01:12:04,868 --> 01:12:06,277
Oh, yeah.
1197
01:12:07,368 --> 01:12:09,158
It was really nice.
1198
01:12:09,243 --> 01:12:12,028
You know when I asked you
to suck my tits and stuff,
1199
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:15,113
I just thought
that you weren't that into it.
1200
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:18,774
I only didn't suck your tits
cos I've never done it before.
1201
01:12:18,826 --> 01:12:22,488
I thought you'd seen a pair of tits
in Germany or summat.
1202
01:12:22,535 --> 01:12:24,739
No, I've seen a pair of tits, but...
1203
01:12:24,785 --> 01:12:26,360
I didn't suck 'em.
1204
01:12:26,451 --> 01:12:27,481
Oh.
1205
01:12:29,701 --> 01:12:30,898
Right.
1206
01:12:31,701 --> 01:12:35,197
That's why then, isn't it?
It's not cos you didn't want to or anything?
1207
01:12:35,243 --> 01:12:36,700
Yeah, I just...
1208
01:12:36,743 --> 01:12:39,658
Cos I bet you've had
loads of boys doing it and...
1209
01:12:40,618 --> 01:12:43,107
I felt a bit embarrassed
just in case I couldn't do it.
1210
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,154
Yeah.
1211
01:12:44,243 --> 01:12:46,862
Not that many people have done it to me.
1212
01:12:46,910 --> 01:12:48,901
I just thought it'd be nice, like.
1213
01:12:48,952 --> 01:12:50,942
It'd make us feel closer and stuff.
1214
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,492
I was...
1215
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:55,276
meaning to ask you.
1216
01:12:57,035 --> 01:13:00,447
This might seem a bit daft,
but will you be my girlfriend?
1217
01:13:01,785 --> 01:13:03,443
Honestly?
1218
01:13:06,701 --> 01:13:08,739
Yeah, I'd love to be.
1219
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,491
It'd be really nice.
1220
01:13:10,535 --> 01:13:14,315
Cos I've been thinking about it, as well,
but I didn't think you'd ever ask me.
1221
01:13:14,368 --> 01:13:18,907
I thought it'd just be, like, a one time,
off in the shed or whatever.
1222
01:13:18,952 --> 01:13:20,693
Will you be all right for...
1223
01:13:20,743 --> 01:13:23,278
them lot to know,
if you're not embarrassed?
1224
01:13:24,284 --> 01:13:26,275
Cos I'm not embarrassed.
1225
01:13:26,326 --> 01:13:27,903
I think you're lovely.
1226
01:13:34,284 --> 01:13:38,527
MARGARET THATCHER:to maintain peace,
with freedom and justice is always expensive.
1227
01:13:38,576 --> 01:13:42,073
It's less expensive than war,
particularly in human life.
1228
01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:45,899
Might there be a time when we talk
to the Argentines again?
1229
01:13:45,952 --> 01:13:48,784
No. Not on sovereignty.
1230
01:13:48,827 --> 01:13:51,659
One thing...the islanders
have made it perfectly clear,
1231
01:13:51,701 --> 01:13:53,407
these islands are British.
1232
01:13:53,451 --> 01:13:56,200
They are the Queen's loyal subjects.
1233
01:13:56,243 --> 01:13:58,233
They wish it to stay that way.
1234
01:13:58,284 --> 01:14:01,485
At least the weather's been on
Mrs Thatcher's side...
1235
01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:14,653
- Lol.
- For fuck's sake.
1236
01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,491
Where are you off? Court?
1237
01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:17,732
No. I...
1238
01:14:17,785 --> 01:14:19,740
- What do you want?
- I wanna talk to you.
1239
01:14:19,785 --> 01:14:21,941
- Well, I'm late for work.
- Just two minutes?
1240
01:14:21,993 --> 01:14:24,149
- I haven't got two minutes.
- All right, Lol?
1241
01:14:24,201 --> 01:14:25,991
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1242
01:14:26,034 --> 01:14:27,658
- Hi, Lol.
- Hiya.
1243
01:14:27,701 --> 01:14:29,573
For fu... I'm going to work.
1244
01:14:29,618 --> 01:14:32,651
- Please, Lol. Two minutes.
- What do you wanna talk to me about?
1245
01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:34,407
- Stuff.
- Stuff?
1246
01:14:34,451 --> 01:14:37,734
- You wanna talk to me about stuff?
- I just wanna have a chat with you.
1247
01:14:37,785 --> 01:14:40,071
About the fact you've just
come out of prison?
1248
01:14:40,118 --> 01:14:43,151
You've ruined everything?
You've broken Woody's fucking heart?
1249
01:14:43,201 --> 01:14:46,649
You wanna talk to me about stuff?
Well, I can't fucking wait. Let's go.
1250
01:14:46,701 --> 01:14:48,573
I want to talk about other stuff.
1251
01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:52,065
Other stuff? What other stuff
have you possibly got to say to me?
1252
01:14:52,118 --> 01:14:54,274
Could I just have fucking two minutes
with you?
1253
01:14:54,326 --> 01:14:57,359
No, I'm going to work.
I'm not your fucking counsellor, Combo.
1254
01:14:57,410 --> 01:15:00,526
- I'll come back at dinner time, then.
- No, don't come back.
1255
01:15:00,576 --> 01:15:02,484
I'll come to yours later on.
1256
01:15:02,535 --> 01:15:04,858
To mine?
You can have two minutes now.
1257
01:15:04,910 --> 01:15:06,699
You've got two fucking minutes.
1258
01:15:06,743 --> 01:15:08,319
OK. Sound.
1259
01:15:20,618 --> 01:15:23,189
Come on, then. I'm late for work.
1260
01:15:28,118 --> 01:15:30,607
There's something for you
in the glove box.
1261
01:15:39,993 --> 01:15:41,402
A box.
1262
01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:45,400
You make this when you was in prison?
1263
01:15:45,451 --> 01:15:46,482
Yeah.
1264
01:15:48,993 --> 01:15:50,402
Thanks.
1265
01:15:54,785 --> 01:15:56,158
Lol...
1266
01:15:57,243 --> 01:15:58,238
Erm...
1267
01:16:00,785 --> 01:16:03,487
Since that night that we spent together,
1268
01:16:03,535 --> 01:16:05,691
before I went inside...
1269
01:16:06,702 --> 01:16:09,569
...I haven't been able to think about
anything else.
1270
01:16:10,785 --> 01:16:12,194
No, I haven't.
1271
01:16:12,243 --> 01:16:14,732
I haven't been able
to get you out of my mind, man.
1272
01:16:16,284 --> 01:16:18,275
And, to be honest with you, Lol...
1273
01:16:19,285 --> 01:16:21,109
...just thinking of you...
1274
01:16:22,201 --> 01:16:24,950
...got me through
them three and a half years inside.
1275
01:16:26,368 --> 01:16:27,778
I mean...
1276
01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:30,776
That was the best night of my life.
1277
01:16:32,785 --> 01:16:34,776
It was the worst night of my life.
1278
01:16:36,785 --> 01:16:38,063
Why?
1279
01:16:38,118 --> 01:16:41,780
I have done nothing but try and forget
about that night, Combo.
1280
01:16:44,285 --> 01:16:46,074
It was... It was beautiful.
1281
01:16:46,118 --> 01:16:47,741
No, I was 16.
1282
01:16:47,785 --> 01:16:49,940
I was pissed off my head.
1283
01:16:50,951 --> 01:16:52,777
It wasn't beautiful.
1284
01:16:56,410 --> 01:16:57,902
I love you, Lol.
1285
01:16:58,993 --> 01:16:59,987
What?
1286
01:17:04,034 --> 01:17:05,314
I've...
1287
01:17:06,702 --> 01:17:08,491
I've always loved you.
1288
01:17:09,577 --> 01:17:11,567
It's never gonna happen, Combo.
1289
01:17:20,827 --> 01:17:22,449
Are we done?
1290
01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:23,488
Yeah.
1291
01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:29,486
There's your box.
1292
01:18:12,118 --> 01:18:13,741
# Pressure
1293
01:18:13,785 --> 01:18:15,491
# Oh, pressure
1294
01:18:15,535 --> 01:18:17,525
# Pressure's gonna drop on you
1295
01:18:17,577 --> 01:18:19,567
Why do they call you Smell?
1296
01:18:20,618 --> 01:18:24,066
It's kind of similar to Michelle,
if you think about it.
1297
01:18:24,118 --> 01:18:27,116
I don't know, really,
if I'm being honest with you.
1298
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,613
- Ah, that's fine.
- It's not cos I'm smelly.
1299
01:18:29,660 --> 01:18:32,065
It's just Michelle and Smell.
1300
01:18:32,118 --> 01:18:34,108
- Right.
- Purely cos it rhymes.
1301
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,027
Well, it sort of rhymes, doesn't it?
Does it rhyme?
1302
01:18:37,118 --> 01:18:38,576
R for Rectum.
1303
01:18:39,577 --> 01:18:40,950
Rabbit.
1304
01:18:41,951 --> 01:18:43,942
Rub your rectum.
1305
01:18:43,993 --> 01:18:46,564
- Oh, rabbit, you said, yeah?
- Yeah.
1306
01:18:46,618 --> 01:18:48,360
Furry rectum.
1307
01:18:48,410 --> 01:18:50,733
Do you reckon
they've got a cassette player?
1308
01:18:51,743 --> 01:18:53,319
- Yeah, probably.
- Really?
1309
01:18:53,368 --> 01:18:55,359
- Yeah, probably.
- Oh, I hope so.
1310
01:18:55,410 --> 01:18:57,531
Let's bang some music into their ears.
1311
01:18:57,577 --> 01:18:59,152
That'll be good.
1312
01:19:03,702 --> 01:19:06,106
- Is this it?
- Yeah, I can walk straight in.
1313
01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,112
Combo!
1314
01:19:09,951 --> 01:19:11,741
That was nice, that was.
1315
01:19:11,784 --> 01:19:13,740
Yeah, well, you know.
1316
01:19:13,784 --> 01:19:15,408
I do what I do.
1317
01:19:16,410 --> 01:19:17,783
You do!
1318
01:19:17,826 --> 01:19:19,319
Oh, fuck.
1319
01:19:20,243 --> 01:19:22,234
- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
1320
01:19:22,285 --> 01:19:24,571
- All right, Milks?
- What are you saying, mate?
1321
01:19:24,618 --> 01:19:26,111
How are you doing?
1322
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,154
Sound.
1323
01:19:27,201 --> 01:19:28,907
What have you two been up to?
1324
01:19:28,951 --> 01:19:31,191
You know how it is, having a bit of fun.
1325
01:19:35,742 --> 01:19:37,533
What's up, mate?
1326
01:19:38,535 --> 01:19:39,908
You look down.
1327
01:19:39,951 --> 01:19:41,942
One of them days.
You know what I mean?
1328
01:19:42,951 --> 01:19:44,361
Look, man, erm...
1329
01:19:45,368 --> 01:19:46,991
Any chance you can get me any weed?
1330
01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,440
I just want a smoke.
You know what I mean?
1331
01:19:51,285 --> 01:19:53,951
I mean, I've only got, like,
one spliff left on me.
1332
01:19:53,993 --> 01:19:55,983
I can't really give that away.
1333
01:19:56,034 --> 01:19:58,736
- What were you after?
- About an ounce or summat.
1334
01:19:58,784 --> 01:20:00,242
Fucking hell.
1335
01:20:00,285 --> 01:20:01,741
No, mate, no.
1336
01:20:01,784 --> 01:20:04,356
I couldn't get anything like that big, no way.
1337
01:20:04,410 --> 01:20:07,739
I mean, I'll give you half, I'll split it.
Give you half of it.
1338
01:20:08,784 --> 01:20:10,775
Well, I mean, I might be able to...
1339
01:20:11,784 --> 01:20:13,575
...to get... get like that much.
1340
01:20:13,618 --> 01:20:15,027
What?
1341
01:20:16,410 --> 01:20:17,405
What?
1342
01:20:18,201 --> 01:20:20,192
I thought you were gonna
walk me home.
1343
01:20:20,243 --> 01:20:23,940
You can be there in, like, 15 minutes,
if you get a move on now.
1344
01:20:25,034 --> 01:20:27,025
You're only a mile down the road.
1345
01:20:27,076 --> 01:20:28,699
Are you joking?
1346
01:20:28,743 --> 01:20:29,737
What?
1347
01:20:30,951 --> 01:20:33,618
Oh, fuck you, you selfish bastard.
1348
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,782
Fuckin' hell, man.
1349
01:20:41,118 --> 01:20:42,907
Women!
1350
01:20:44,784 --> 01:20:46,775
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
1351
01:20:46,826 --> 01:20:48,450
Watch it.
1352
01:20:48,493 --> 01:20:50,697
- Banjo for a banjo.
- Yeah.
1353
01:20:53,493 --> 01:20:54,488
Ah.
1354
01:20:54,535 --> 01:20:56,158
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
1355
01:20:56,201 --> 01:20:58,192
- Come on, Smell.
- Oh, no.
1356
01:20:58,243 --> 01:21:01,738
- Come on.
- Oh, God! It's gonna keel over!
1357
01:21:01,784 --> 01:21:03,361
Wait for it.
1358
01:21:06,743 --> 01:21:08,733
- Kick Donkey!
- Two sugars.
1359
01:21:08,784 --> 01:21:10,194
Kick Donkey.
1360
01:21:10,243 --> 01:21:13,822
- I'm not making tea.
- Kick Donkey, Kick Donkey...
1361
01:21:21,493 --> 01:21:23,484
Anyone got a problem?
1362
01:21:23,535 --> 01:21:24,992
No problem.
1363
01:21:28,617 --> 01:21:30,608
No. Problem with what, man?
1364
01:21:32,035 --> 01:21:34,605
Good to see you, Milk.
Are you all right, mate?
1365
01:21:35,368 --> 01:21:37,110
All right, Tubbs.
1366
01:21:38,909 --> 01:21:40,486
Is Woody on his way?
1367
01:21:40,535 --> 01:21:42,111
No. Just Milky.
1368
01:21:44,243 --> 01:21:46,945
- All right, Milks?
- Are you all right, mate?
1369
01:22:04,951 --> 01:22:06,326
No problem.
1370
01:22:07,410 --> 01:22:09,116
Sit down, Milks.
1371
01:22:12,535 --> 01:22:13,992
That's good.
1372
01:22:14,993 --> 01:22:16,984
That means we can all get stoned.
1373
01:22:22,951 --> 01:22:24,528
A chocolate bassline.
1374
01:22:26,618 --> 01:22:28,408
All velvet.
1375
01:22:32,743 --> 01:22:34,733
Combo. My dancing buddy.
1376
01:22:51,701 --> 01:22:53,360
Sit, Mitzy, sit.
1377
01:22:58,618 --> 01:23:00,075
I'm hot, I'm hot!
1378
01:23:04,118 --> 01:23:05,113
Ow!
1379
01:23:10,743 --> 01:23:12,568
Are you all right, Gads?
1380
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,778
Take him home, love. He looks fucked.
1381
01:23:22,576 --> 01:23:24,283
It's all right, Gadge, lad.
1382
01:23:25,285 --> 01:23:27,359
Have you fucking seen how white he is!
1383
01:23:27,410 --> 01:23:30,028
I've never seen anyone
look that fucking sick!
1384
01:23:31,035 --> 01:23:33,025
That fucking kid's arse went white!
1385
01:23:37,035 --> 01:23:38,314
Come on.
1386
01:23:42,951 --> 01:23:44,279
Oh, man.
1387
01:23:44,327 --> 01:23:45,819
Here you are.
1388
01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:47,817
No, seriously, Combo, man.
1389
01:23:48,951 --> 01:23:52,234
I've got to tell you, mate,
you're a good geezer, man.
1390
01:23:52,285 --> 01:23:54,690
Seriously. I mean, this... this music,
1391
01:23:54,743 --> 01:23:59,945
this sort of music is the sort of stuff
that I listen to, my uncles listen to.
1392
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:02,825
Yeah, to me, this is good music.
1393
01:24:02,910 --> 01:24:07,567
What you've gotta remember, Milks,
right, is... is I'm an original skinhead.
1394
01:24:07,618 --> 01:24:09,111
'69, me.
1395
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:14,113
But it was people like your uncle,
your uncle that introduced that stuff to me.
1396
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,360
The soul of that music
just fucking resonated within us,
1397
01:24:17,410 --> 01:24:19,068
do you know what I mean?
1398
01:24:19,118 --> 01:24:23,064
And it's people... it's skinheads, like you,
true skinheads, like you,
1399
01:24:23,118 --> 01:24:24,908
keeping that flame alive.
1400
01:24:24,951 --> 01:24:27,156
Yeah. It was fucking unity.
1401
01:24:27,202 --> 01:24:29,868
It was black and white, together.
Know what I mean?
1402
01:24:29,910 --> 01:24:32,399
It should not be forgotten.
It shouldn't die.
1403
01:24:32,451 --> 01:24:36,113
You're still flying that flag in that fucking
get-out that you're wearing.
1404
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:37,569
It's proper.
1405
01:24:37,618 --> 01:24:39,075
It's real, man.
1406
01:24:39,118 --> 01:24:40,445
Oh, man.
1407
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:44,118
That's it, man,
we're like brothers now. Yeah?
1408
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,238
Serious.
1409
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,151
- For life.
- Yeah, for life.
1410
01:24:48,202 --> 01:24:49,742
Nice one, Combo.
1411
01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:51,326
Hand the spliff over.
1412
01:24:51,368 --> 01:24:54,153
I haven't had a laugh like this
for fucking years.
1413
01:24:54,202 --> 01:24:55,575
- Serious.
- For years.
1414
01:24:55,618 --> 01:24:57,822
Here you are. It's been a long time.
1415
01:25:00,202 --> 01:25:02,192
I want some chocolate.
1416
01:25:06,826 --> 01:25:10,239
- There's biscuits in the cupboard.
- Not in that cupboard.
1417
01:25:12,243 --> 01:25:14,447
No, not in that cupboard. I'm starving!
1418
01:25:14,493 --> 01:25:17,989
How can you fucking live like this?
There's not even a mouldy Twiglet.
1419
01:25:19,118 --> 01:25:22,566
I'm really starving, man.
I've got the munchies badly.
1420
01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:25,402
- Combo, have you eaten the biscuits?
- No.
1421
01:25:25,451 --> 01:25:28,236
- Fucking hell.
- What a night.
1422
01:25:30,701 --> 01:25:32,692
So, how many uncles have you got?
1423
01:25:32,743 --> 01:25:33,987
Erm...
1424
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:38,489
I've got three uncles and two aunties.
1425
01:25:38,534 --> 01:25:40,193
So, a big family, then.
1426
01:25:40,243 --> 01:25:41,274
Yeah.
1427
01:25:42,327 --> 01:25:46,155
I've got... What is it? 22 cousins.
1428
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,730
One uncle's got, what, seven kids.
1429
01:25:50,785 --> 01:25:52,775
What, to the same woman, like?
1430
01:25:52,826 --> 01:25:54,106
Nah.
1431
01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,648
Spread out
between three different women.
1432
01:25:56,701 --> 01:26:00,944
One's got two, the other's got two,
and another one's got three kids.
1433
01:26:00,993 --> 01:26:04,074
And he just, like,
left these families and fucked off?
1434
01:26:04,118 --> 01:26:06,653
Nah, he still sees 'em.
1435
01:26:06,701 --> 01:26:09,155
Yeah, to me,
he still spends time with them.
1436
01:26:09,202 --> 01:26:13,989
They're always round at Christmas
and stuff like that. We all get together.
1437
01:26:14,035 --> 01:26:16,321
A big party till late in the morning.
1438
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:20,151
Yeah, it's... it's nice.
1439
01:26:20,202 --> 01:26:22,986
It is. It's nice having a big family.
1440
01:26:23,035 --> 01:26:24,741
Have you got a mum and dad?
1441
01:26:24,785 --> 01:26:27,155
Cos you haven't talked about
your mum or dad.
1442
01:26:28,243 --> 01:26:30,115
Yeah, I've got a mum and dad.
1443
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,617
Of course, man.
1444
01:26:31,701 --> 01:26:34,485
A good mum and dad.
Yeah, I can't knock 'em at all.
1445
01:26:35,202 --> 01:26:39,942
I was one of them kids where...
my dad was away all the time.
1446
01:26:39,993 --> 01:26:43,110
Sometimes he was away for, like,
a fortnight, working.
1447
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,238
But...
1448
01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:49,402
I never blamed my dad or anything
like that for him being away and working.
1449
01:26:49,451 --> 01:26:50,446
Cos...
1450
01:26:50,493 --> 01:26:52,946
there was always food on that table.
1451
01:26:52,993 --> 01:26:55,398
That's what I respect that man for.
1452
01:26:55,451 --> 01:26:56,825
Always.
1453
01:26:58,826 --> 01:27:00,817
Lucky you, aren't you?
1454
01:27:00,910 --> 01:27:02,402
I tell you...
1455
01:27:02,451 --> 01:27:04,442
you know, any, any time...
1456
01:27:05,451 --> 01:27:07,655
...you wanna come round
for something to eat,
1457
01:27:07,701 --> 01:27:10,699
you have to come to my grandma's
to get something to eat.
1458
01:27:10,743 --> 01:27:12,449
- Yeah?
- Yeah, man.
1459
01:27:12,493 --> 01:27:15,693
She'll cook some rice.
She'll cook some peas.
1460
01:27:15,743 --> 01:27:17,983
She'll cook some chicken.
1461
01:27:18,035 --> 01:27:20,072
She sounds dead lovely, don't she?
1462
01:27:20,118 --> 01:27:23,530
Serious, man, then you come home
for some ackee and swordfish.
1463
01:27:24,534 --> 01:27:26,324
That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
1464
01:27:26,368 --> 01:27:28,158
Ah, seriously, man, cos...
1465
01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:33,072
I'd love for you to do that.
I'd love for you to do that. That'd be nice.
1466
01:27:33,118 --> 01:27:37,574
Serious, come and see how we...
how we live. Know what I mean?
1467
01:27:37,618 --> 01:27:40,284
Even on a bad day,
there'll probably be...
1468
01:27:40,326 --> 01:27:42,649
a couple of my uncles
and about seven...
1469
01:27:42,701 --> 01:27:45,272
Fucking hell.
You've got everything, haven't you?
1470
01:27:45,326 --> 01:27:47,152
- What?
- You've got the whole lot.
1471
01:27:48,202 --> 01:27:50,441
You've got the whole fucking
perfect package.
1472
01:27:51,785 --> 01:27:53,159
Fucking hell.
1473
01:27:54,993 --> 01:27:56,735
Got everything, you, didn't you?
1474
01:27:58,743 --> 01:28:01,149
Fucking hell, man. So...
1475
01:28:02,493 --> 01:28:05,444
What... What do you think
makes a bad dad?
1476
01:28:08,035 --> 01:28:10,784
I don't know, mate. I'm not a dad, am I?
1477
01:28:12,576 --> 01:28:14,567
I know you had a good dad, like, but,
1478
01:28:14,618 --> 01:28:18,991
be honest with me, what do you really think
makes a bad dad, though?
1479
01:28:19,035 --> 01:28:20,907
I don't know, man.
1480
01:28:20,952 --> 01:28:22,942
What's with the questions, man?
1481
01:28:22,993 --> 01:28:25,316
I feel like I'm being interrogated.
1482
01:28:28,618 --> 01:28:30,739
What do you reckon?
1483
01:28:31,743 --> 01:28:32,738
Niggers.
1484
01:28:35,576 --> 01:28:38,574
- What's with the "nigger"?
- Because you are, aren't you?
1485
01:28:38,618 --> 01:28:41,107
You're a fucking nigger. Aren't you?
1486
01:28:44,326 --> 01:28:45,605
Aren't you?
1487
01:28:46,952 --> 01:28:48,907
Fucking coon.
1488
01:28:48,952 --> 01:28:51,274
Combo! Just leave him.
1489
01:28:54,785 --> 01:28:56,158
Go on.
1490
01:28:58,785 --> 01:29:00,775
Don't fucking smile at me.
1491
01:29:00,826 --> 01:29:02,449
Don't smile at me.
1492
01:29:02,493 --> 01:29:04,448
Milky, just stop smiling at him, please.
1493
01:29:04,493 --> 01:29:08,902
Don't fucking smile at me, cos I'll wipe
the fucking smile off your fucking face.
1494
01:29:08,952 --> 01:29:10,658
Yeah? You fucking cunt!
1495
01:29:11,243 --> 01:29:13,696
- No!
- Fucking horrible...
1496
01:29:13,743 --> 01:29:16,492
Fucking bastard!
1497
01:29:18,368 --> 01:29:20,939
I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you!
1498
01:29:20,993 --> 01:29:23,197
- I fucking hate you!
- Get off!
1499
01:29:23,243 --> 01:29:24,736
Milky!
1500
01:29:24,785 --> 01:29:27,403
- No, Combo, get off him!
- You fucking black bastard!
1501
01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:30,567
I fucking hate you! I fucking hate you.
1502
01:29:30,618 --> 01:29:32,822
I fucking hate you! You fucking nigger!
1503
01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:34,367
- You fucking nigger!
- Milky!
1504
01:29:34,409 --> 01:29:37,158
Fuck off! Fuck off!
1505
01:29:37,201 --> 01:29:39,571
Combo!
1506
01:29:39,618 --> 01:29:40,566
Milky!
1507
01:29:40,618 --> 01:29:42,739
Milky, man, are you all right?
1508
01:29:42,785 --> 01:29:44,064
Shut up!
1509
01:29:44,117 --> 01:29:46,737
Shut the fuck up
and get the fuck out now!
1510
01:29:46,785 --> 01:29:48,574
You little fucking cunt.
1511
01:29:48,618 --> 01:29:51,024
Fuck off, you little bastard!
1512
01:29:51,117 --> 01:29:54,069
- I thought you was winding us up.
- What are you doing, boys?
1513
01:29:54,117 --> 01:29:57,530
Fucking all day
we've sat and listened to him.
1514
01:29:57,576 --> 01:29:59,282
I want some of this. We want our bit.
1515
01:29:59,326 --> 01:30:00,736
This man?
1516
01:30:00,785 --> 01:30:02,775
- Aargh!
- You fucking mad cunt!
1517
01:30:02,827 --> 01:30:05,694
You knobhead!
You fucking horrible fucking cunt!
1518
01:30:05,743 --> 01:30:08,611
You're fucking mad as a March hare.
What's wrong with you?
1519
01:30:08,701 --> 01:30:10,526
Fucking leave them alone!
1520
01:30:10,576 --> 01:30:13,243
- Do you want it, as well?
- You're fucking potty.
1521
01:30:13,284 --> 01:30:15,571
What? Fuck off, you fucking dickhead!
1522
01:30:15,618 --> 01:30:18,901
I'll fucking throttle you,
you fucking fat piece of shit!
1523
01:30:18,952 --> 01:30:22,447
Get the fuck out of here,
you fucking goggle-eyed twat!
1524
01:30:23,618 --> 01:30:25,443
Get out. Get out.
1525
01:30:25,493 --> 01:30:28,195
- You need to fucking see someone.
- Get out.
1526
01:30:28,243 --> 01:30:30,233
: I said, get out. I said, get out.
1527
01:30:30,284 --> 01:30:31,279
Milky...
1528
01:30:31,326 --> 01:30:34,739
Leave them alone, will you?
They haven't done nothing to you.
1529
01:30:34,785 --> 01:30:36,740
Fucking leave them two alone.
1530
01:30:36,785 --> 01:30:38,277
Leave them alone.
1531
01:30:38,326 --> 01:30:40,897
They've done...
They've done nothing to you.
1532
01:30:40,952 --> 01:30:42,360
You fuck...
1533
01:30:44,118 --> 01:30:45,065
Ah!
1534
01:30:46,785 --> 01:30:48,574
No-o-o!
1535
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:57,282
Fucking hell.
1536
01:30:57,326 --> 01:30:58,784
I'm sorry.
1537
01:30:58,827 --> 01:31:00,817
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1538
01:31:01,535 --> 01:31:03,276
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1539
01:31:06,410 --> 01:31:08,899
Oh, Combo,
what have you done to him?
1540
01:31:08,952 --> 01:31:10,741
Oh, my God!
1541
01:31:10,785 --> 01:31:12,361
No, no, no!
1542
01:31:15,535 --> 01:31:16,529
Milky?
1543
01:31:16,576 --> 01:31:18,152
Wake up, Milky!
1544
01:31:18,201 --> 01:31:19,659
He's OK.
1545
01:31:19,701 --> 01:31:21,443
Milky, wake up!
1546
01:31:21,493 --> 01:31:23,899
Hey, what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1547
01:31:25,284 --> 01:31:27,608
It's not my fault. I didn't mean it.
1548
01:31:28,618 --> 01:31:30,692
I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it.
1549
01:31:31,618 --> 01:31:33,739
- Milky, wake up!
- Help me get him...
1550
01:31:33,785 --> 01:31:35,941
- Wake up!
- Help me get him to hospital.
1551
01:31:35,993 --> 01:31:38,564
- Help me get him to hospital.
- Get off! Milky!
1552
01:31:38,618 --> 01:31:40,656
Come on, now. Stop it, now.
1553
01:31:40,702 --> 01:31:43,902
Stop the crying.
The crying stops now. You don't cry.
1554
01:31:43,952 --> 01:31:45,741
Real men don't cry.
1555
01:31:45,785 --> 01:31:48,154
Help me get him to the hospital, OK?
1556
01:31:48,201 --> 01:31:49,778
Come on. Let's go.
1557
01:31:49,827 --> 01:31:51,864
Come on, Shaun. Come on. Let's go.
1558
01:31:51,910 --> 01:31:53,486
Come on. Come on.
1559
01:32:07,284 --> 01:32:09,275
OK. Come on. Come on.
1560
01:32:09,326 --> 01:32:11,317
Help me. Help me. Stop crying!
1561
01:32:11,368 --> 01:32:13,109
Don't look at his face.
1562
01:32:13,159 --> 01:32:15,731
Don't look at his face.
Don't look at his face.
1563
01:32:15,785 --> 01:32:17,574
Don't look at his face.
1564
01:34:41,285 --> 01:34:42,315
Shaun?
1565
01:34:44,951 --> 01:34:46,492
Can I come in?
1566
01:34:47,618 --> 01:34:48,814
Yeah.
1567
01:35:01,577 --> 01:35:03,567
It's my favourite picture of Dad.
1568
01:35:06,285 --> 01:35:07,694
Me too.
1569
01:35:12,034 --> 01:35:13,528
And that one.
1570
01:35:14,784 --> 01:35:16,740
Mm, yeah, that's really nice.
1571
01:35:16,784 --> 01:35:18,905
You really look alike on that one.
1572
01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:27,908
Do you remember where we were
in that one?
1573
01:35:32,118 --> 01:35:33,148
Where?
1574
01:35:33,201 --> 01:35:34,445
Goy Farms.
1575
01:35:35,451 --> 01:35:37,821
That was like the best holiday ever.
1576
01:35:53,702 --> 01:35:56,272
Milky's gonna be all right, Shaun,
I promise.
1577
01:36:04,702 --> 01:36:06,491
Shaun, are you OK?
1578
01:36:19,326 --> 01:36:20,606
Yeah.