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(somber music)

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(bells tolling)

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- Are we filming yet?

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- [Steven] Okay, I'm starting.

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Wait, move to your right.

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Look at me.

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(static buzzing)

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- I guess you could say
I'm totally fucked up.

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My name's Andy.

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My friends call me Eraserhead.

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Actually ...

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I don't have any friends.

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That's not true either.

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I'm 18.

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(upbeat dance music)

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- Hello, Andy.

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There you are.

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Where've you been?

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You look like you're having a great time.

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- This music sucks.

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- So what else is new?

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Tommy.

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I'm like 19, and ...

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(laughs) Could we start over?

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I'm Tommy, and I'm like 19.

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And uh ...

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(laughing)

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Wow.

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Check out that bicep box.

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Definite slip on the radar screen.

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- My heart's all aflutter.

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- Yeah well. Catch you later, dude.

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- Right.

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- I'm Michele.

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- I'm Patricia.

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- [Together] And we both think
this is completely retarded.

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(heavy rock music)

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- [Steven] Hey, have
you seen Tommy or Andy?

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- [Michele] I saw Tommy a while ago.

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Don't know where Andy is.

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- [Steven] I haven't seen
Andy for like an hour,

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and it's practically last call.

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- [Patricia] Maybe he got lucky.

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- [Steven] Maybe

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- [Deric] He wouldn't have
left without telling us.

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- [Steven] Well, I'm fully
ready to get out of here.

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This place is giving me a headache.

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- [Patricia] Going to the wall after?

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- Probably.

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I'm Steven.

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And I'm making this video

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because I want to show
the way things really are.

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It's never really good to see that

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in TV and the movies.

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Shit.

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- My name is Deric, and I'm 19.

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(clears throat)

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I'm gonna be starting
Otis Parsons in the fall,

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which I'm really excited about.

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- So is this supposed to be
like a screen test, or what?

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(giggling)

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- Am I done?

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(laughing)

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- Okay, cut.

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- Hey, where the fuck have you been?

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Been looking all over.

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- You guys about ready to go?

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I'm bored down to my core.

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- That's why we're looking for you

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in the first place, you nimrod.

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- We had to get our
jackets, first all right?

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- Wanna go to the wall?

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- There's this movement
in like Yugoslavia,

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these teenagers, I think
they're called, like

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the Black Death Cult, or something,

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they've gone on this like suicide kick.

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- What?

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- They started offing themselves.

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The state officials don't
know what to do about it.

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- I swear.

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People in Europe are such the posers.

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- But the best part is,
they get their inspiration

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from like, Joy Division,
The Cure, The Smiths.

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- Guess they can't buy Jesus
and Mary Chain over there.

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- So now all the parents
are banning their kids

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from listening to these groups.

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- You're making this all up.

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- It was in the LA Weekly.

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- [Man] So I slept with this guy,

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and he has the most beautiful,
amazing penis I've ever--

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- [Man] Cut or uncut?

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- [Man] Uncut, of course!

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- Pass the fucking fire extinguisher.

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- God, I can still smell them.

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Why is it fags have to
wear so much perfume?

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- So they can sniff each
other out in the dark.

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(laughing)

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- Don't light any matches.

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There's a little slut.

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- [Tommy] Lick my love gun.

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Hey I left my jacket in your car

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and I'm off to seventh heaven
with this teenage dream.

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- You mean that bleach job?

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- [Tommy] Does he like tear my head off

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and stick it in a plastic
bag for sex or what?

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- Well, he's not a rocket scientist.

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- You know what the value of a twink is.

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- [Tommy] Jeez, you're a fucking hard ass.

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- So what? You gonna pick
up the jacket tomorrow?

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- [Tommy] Yeah, you be around?

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- I think so. Call me first.

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- [Tommy] Okay. Later taters.

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- Don't forget your raincoat.

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- [Tommy] Thanks, mom.

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- Doesn't he ever sleep alone?

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- He's stuck in the 70s time warp.

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(car horn honking)

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- I'm starving.

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- Where do you want to go?

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- Not Okadas.

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Last time I ate there,
I had cramps for a week.

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- Denny's?

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- I saw a roach there once this big.

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(all groaning)

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- Gross-amatic!

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(soft grunge music)

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- We haven't slept
together for, like, a week.

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- Four days.

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- Same difference.

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- Come on, don't mope.

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- I'm not moping.

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- Come over tomorrow, okay?

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Love you sexy baby giraffe.

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- Yeah?

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(static buzzing)

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- I uh, made up one of those

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hokey what's in what's
out lists the other night,

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and this is what I came up with.

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What's in?

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Bigotry, sexism, Jesus, homophobia,

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stupidity, violence,

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spiritual bullshit,

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making money.

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What's out?

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Punk rock, abortion.

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Sex.

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(screaming)

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- [Announcer] Sexual intercourse.

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- What am I talking about? Sex?

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(clears throat)

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- I think it's overrated.

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- It's such the intense release.

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Like this dam busting.

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- My favorite thing

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is being kissed.

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Softly ...

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All over.

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Like the insides of my thighs.

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- I guess I haven't figured
out exactly what it is

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I like to do yet.

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But I do think butt-fucking
is totally gross.

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I mean, how can anyone put their dick

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where shit comes out?

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(hardcore rock music)

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(grunting)

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- [Man] Yeah, fuck my ass.

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Yeah, yeah.

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(zipper unzipping)

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- Wanna touch mine?

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- Safe sex is like, don't
get too carried away,

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don't lose control.

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- Well, I'm almost kind of glad

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that it's not like it
was in the good old days.

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Guys getting fist fucked in a sling,

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doing it in the bushes,

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drinking each other's pee.

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I'm sure.

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- I'm sorry, I don't feel
like being videotaped

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while I'm having sex, all right?

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What if my mom got a hold of it?

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- She wouldn't care.

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I mean, it's not like
she can't hear everything

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through these walls, anyway.

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- [Deric] There is a slight
difference between hearing it

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and seeing it on fucking TV.

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- You're such a prude.

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- So what?

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If I don't let you bring
your camera to bed,

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you don't wanna have sex at all, then?

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- I don't know.

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- I could have sex constantly.

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24 hours a day.

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(giggling)

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- Here comes the sud nipples.

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(laughing)

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- Sex is total bliss.

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A little moment of heaven
in this hell on earth.

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- Sex ...

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Is just a hassle.

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(slow grunge music)

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- What do you want?

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- I don't know.

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I do know that I don't want to be fucked.

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Just not into that.

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- Well I am.

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- Can't we just do something else?

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- I'm not into something else.

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- Okay.

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Fine.

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Maybe I better just go.

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- Maybe that's a good idea.

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- Where's my fucking underwear?

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- [Narrator] AIDS
discriminates against no one

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it strikes both men and women

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of every age

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race,

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and lifestyle.

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AIDS kills. It's that simple.

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- It's government-sponsored genocide.

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Biological warfare.

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I mean, think about it.

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A deadly virus that spread
only through premarital sex

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and needle drugs?

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It's like a born-again Nazi
Republican wet dream come true.

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- I saw this guy on Night Line once.

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He was like a skeleton
with purple, splotchy skin,

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just waiting to die.

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I'll never forget the look in his eyes.

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- AIDS will go down in history

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as one of the worst holocausts ever.

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I mean, America's committing genocide

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against its own people, and eventually

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this plague's gonna
rack up more casualties

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than Hiroshima and Hitler combined.

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And nobody will ever forgive
our lame, shit government

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for just sitting back,
and letting it all happen.

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(static buzzing)

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- [Woman] And everybody
thinks I'm high, and I am.

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And everybody thinks I'm high, and I am.

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- Just say yo.

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(intense dance music)

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(static buzzing)

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- [Steven] This place always
makes me kind of seasick.

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- I know. I hate malls to the max.

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- This isn't a mall, this
is a fucking nightmare.

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- I have no idea what to get her.

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Patricia is so hard to shop for.

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- [Steven] Well, these are tasteful.

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- God. Yag-o-rama.

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So how's happy couple bliss with Deric?

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- [Steven] I don't know.

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I'm all whacked out.

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I mean, I love him and everything's fine

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and wonderful, and all that.

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- But you're suffocating to death.

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- [Steven] It's just getting so serious.

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He stares at me with those
big, dreamy eyes of his.

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It scares the hell out of me.

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- How's your sex life?

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- [Steven] Weird.

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He just kind of lies there
and lets me do all the work.

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Like, I can't remember the
last time he went down on me.

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- Have you talked to him about it?

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- [Steven] What am I supposed to say?

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Excuse me Deric, can I
please get a blowjob?

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- No.

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Just grab his head like this,

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00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:53,077
and tell him to open wide.

269
00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:55,617
- [Steven] I've been
jerking off more lately

270
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,722
than I did when I was single.

271
00:13:57,722 --> 00:13:59,661
It's like it's almost easier to do it

272
00:13:59,661 --> 00:14:01,106
over a video or a magazine

273
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,897
than having to deal with the whole thing.

274
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,678
- [Patricia] So how does
Deric feel about all this?

275
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,197
- [Steven] You know how he is.

276
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,633
Like a devoted, wants to get married,

277
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,286
fuck he acts like we're 30 or something.

278
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,527
I mean ...

279
00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,589
It's great having him around,

280
00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:20,835
waking up, eating breakfast together.

281
00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:24,356
Secretly holding hands at the movies.

282
00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:26,941
But ...

283
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,732
Sometimes I think that the only thing

284
00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:32,183
that's keeping us together is

285
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,126
a mutual ...

286
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,441
Terror of loneliness.

287
00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:38,450
- I think I'm bisexual.

288
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,032
I mean, I've never actually dorked a girl,

289
00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:42,317
or anything but ...

290
00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:44,389
If it came down to it,

291
00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:47,021
I think I could.

292
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,717
Like, I've gotten a boner
before making out with one.

293
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,769
And I like them.

294
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,000
They're soft and pretty.

295
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,363
Fun to touch.

296
00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:06,328
It's not like I'm afraid
of them, or anything.

297
00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:07,442
- I want a baby.

298
00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:10,244
I wanna have a kid of my own.

299
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:14,125
I know everybody says that's crazy,

300
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,657
that I'm too young, I'm not ready

301
00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,099
for the responsibility, blah blah blah,

302
00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:20,505
but I know what I'm doing.

303
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:23,034
(bubble pops)

304
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:26,187
Like last week I had my tarot cards read

305
00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:29,474
and everything kept pointing
towards motherhood, nurturing.

306
00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:34,876
The only problem is, I hate guys.

307
00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:37,278
Well, sex with guys, anyways.

308
00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:40,742
I mean, getting poked with those
big, ugly things of theirs.

309
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,377
Barf me out to the extreme.

310
00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:48,139
I wish that me and
Michele, just the two of us

311
00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:50,625
could have one ourselves,
and raise it together.

312
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:53,267
She wants one, too.

313
00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:56,471
We have all these plans.

314
00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:19,096
(static buzzing)

315
00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:21,677
(soft grunge music)

316
00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:23,929
(groaning)

317
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:30,473
(door being unlocked)
- Shit.

318
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,423
- [Woman] Deric?

319
00:16:49,268 --> 00:16:51,521
(giggling)

320
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,299
- I believe in love.

321
00:16:58,299 --> 00:16:59,491
I mean, there's gotta be something

322
00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:02,136
for people to cling to besides TV, right?

323
00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,970
- It's like this lie we're brainwashed

324
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,304
into believing from birth.

325
00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:12,807
Think about it.

326
00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:17,529
Fairy tales spoonfed to you at bedtime.

327
00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:20,204
All that sentimental crap
rammed down your throat,

328
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:23,968
in movies, pop music,
light beer commercials,

329
00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:28,159
all saying the perfect
mate's just waiting for you.

330
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:29,934
Go for it.

331
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,176
Live happily ever after.

332
00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,612
It's all a load of bullshit propaganda.

333
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,592
- Steven and I first met at a screening

334
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,024
of "My Beautiful Laundrette"
at the New Beverly

335
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,977
in the bathroom.

336
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,132
He was standing at the
urinal next to mine,

337
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:51,292
and we were kind of cruising each other.

338
00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:53,925
I snuck a look down at his thing,

339
00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:55,994
he checked me out,

340
00:17:56,928 --> 00:17:59,844
and he goes "good movie, huh?"

341
00:18:01,305 --> 00:18:03,508
- I fall in love, like, every 15 minutes.

342
00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:08,386
Like the saying goes, love lasts as long

343
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:10,234
as a squirt in the dark.

344
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,427
- Love is all that matters.

345
00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:16,640
- Love does not exist.

346
00:18:18,855 --> 00:18:20,061
(giggling)

347
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,728
- [Michele] Oh god, look at this lamer.

348
00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,980
(laughing)

349
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:26,137
- [Deric] No, he's nice.

350
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:28,704
- Nice as a stick in the eye.

351
00:18:28,704 --> 00:18:30,692
(laughing)

352
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:32,323
- Sorry, girl.

353
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,065
You moved out as Maxwell comes to terms

354
00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:36,347
with his sexuality and
runs off to the Bahamas

355
00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,199
with his trainer, Alfonso.

356
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:39,173
- [Patricia] Can I see?

357
00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:40,007
(laughing)

358
00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:41,008
It doesn't say that.

359
00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:44,335
Fuck, another alcoholic wife beater.

360
00:18:44,335 --> 00:18:46,377
- You're doing great there, Trish.

361
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,238
What's that make?

362
00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:50,932
Two drunk, kleptomaniac, and a lawyer.

363
00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,734
- Don't forget the dude with herpes.

364
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,750
- Record's finished.

365
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:57,952
- I'm sick of this.

366
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,625
- Heterosexuality sucks,

367
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,076
even as a board game.

368
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:04,335
- No shit.

369
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:07,148
There's not one humpable
guy in the whole pile.

370
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,226
- No? What about Raul, here?

371
00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:10,714
(laughs)

372
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,000
- Ew, he's got a big cyst.

373
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,116
- That's his nose.

374
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:16,697
- What you putting on?

375
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,359
- [Patricia] Cocteau Twins.

376
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,801
- Shit, no.

377
00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:22,373
I'm sleepy enough as it is.

378
00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:24,215
- Let's do something else.

379
00:19:24,215 --> 00:19:26,500
Watching food rot would be more fun.

380
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:28,384
(soft grunge music)

381
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,872
- We could always raid
Michele's lesbo porn library.

382
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:31,706
- Uh-uh.

383
00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:34,298
That collection's for a
selective audience only.

384
00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:38,335
- Come on, I've always wanted
to see two chicks go at it.

385
00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:40,922
I mean, what exactly is
it that girls do, anyway?

386
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:42,403
- [Tommy] Make fist-wiches.

387
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:43,597
(laughing)

388
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:45,970
- You guys are such the goons sometimes.

389
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,270
- We better go.

390
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,591
Almost 2:30

391
00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:53,664
- Oh fuck, I have to work tomorrow

392
00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:55,406
- You had to remind me.

393
00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:57,659
(belching)

394
00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:59,073
- Life is shit.

395
00:20:00,904 --> 00:20:03,594
- [Tommy] No joke, I'm getting worried.

396
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:04,561
- [Andy] What?

397
00:20:04,561 --> 00:20:07,398
You haven't had your
dick sucked for a week?

398
00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:08,760
- [Tommy] 11 days.

399
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,922
- [Steven] 11 entire days?

400
00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:11,756
Forget it, sister.

401
00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:13,935
Your party days are over.

402
00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:15,216
- [Tommy] That's not funny, dude.

403
00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,364
I'm horny as hell.

404
00:20:16,364 --> 00:20:18,820
- [Steven] Why don't you get
off with your best friend?

405
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,151
- [Tommy] Who's that?

406
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,765
- [Steven] Your right hand.

407
00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:22,984
(laughing)

408
00:20:22,984 --> 00:20:24,756
- [Andy] Do you use your right hand?

409
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,247
Really?

410
00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:27,081
I use my left.

411
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,693
- [Steven] I'm
ambidextrous. I go both way.

412
00:20:31,693 --> 00:20:33,577
- [Tommy] I'm running out of inspiration.

413
00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:36,577
Who are you wanking off to these days?

414
00:20:36,577 --> 00:20:37,929
- I don't need to jack off.

415
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,982
I have a boyfriend, remember?

416
00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:42,083
- [Tommy] Yeah, right.

417
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:46,117
- [Steven] Okay, okay. Matt Dillon.

418
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:48,289
- [Tommy] That closet case?

419
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,652
- [Steven] Well I switch off
between him and Tom Cruise,

420
00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:54,545
or sometimes it's a three-way
with me in the middle,

421
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,140
like an orgasmic sandwich.

422
00:20:57,809 --> 00:21:00,071
- [Tommy] Tom Cruise is a dick-less pansy.

423
00:21:00,071 --> 00:21:03,614
Mel Gibson. Now that's
a fuckable movie star.

424
00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:05,366
- [Steven] He looks like a top to me.

425
00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:06,688
- [Tommy] An ass like that?

426
00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:08,459
Did you see "Lethal Weapon?"

427
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,351
So who's number one in
your chicken choking,

428
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:11,395
pray junior?

429
00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:14,916
- [Andy] I'm still stuck on Michael Stipe.

430
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,789
- [Tommy] Grody, he's a pizza face.

431
00:21:17,789 --> 00:21:20,234
- He has a sexy voice, what can I say?

432
00:21:23,134 --> 00:21:24,956
- I don't fantasize about anyone.

433
00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:27,218
- Come on, Steven can't be all that great.

434
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:29,956
Not with his petite
little snack of a dick.

435
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,746
- [Steven] Hey, hey. Fuck thyself.

436
00:21:33,604 --> 00:21:34,438
- I don't.

437
00:21:34,438 --> 00:21:35,676
- [Tommy] You're full of shit.

438
00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:39,400
- Really? I don't know. Kevin Costner.

439
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,736
(chuckling)

440
00:21:48,569 --> 00:21:49,403
- Masturbate.

441
00:21:51,238 --> 00:21:54,455
Verb, to manipulate one's own genitals

442
00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:57,351
or the genitals of another

443
00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:00,414
for the purpose of sexual gratification.

444
00:22:01,472 --> 00:22:03,634
- Polishing the trophy.

445
00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:05,119
- Stroking the dolphin.

446
00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:08,159
- Making oyster soup. (laughs)

447
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:10,872
- Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

448
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:14,628
- Doing the two-finger tango. (giggles)

449
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:20,034
(explosion booming)

450
00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:34,025
(static buzzing)

451
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,097
- [Steven] My rimture awaits your ass

452
00:22:36,097 --> 00:22:40,271
Very oral butt-eater seeks
face-sitter for regular sessions

453
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,131
meaningful relationship.

454
00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,252
- Oh, puke.

455
00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:47,328
- [Steven] Hung, hairy,
top seeks slave, son, pet

456
00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:50,201
into BND, PT,

457
00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:52,573
shaving, toys,

458
00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:55,559
enemas, water sports, and diapers.

459
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:59,543
- Men are filthy disgusting pigs.

460
00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:01,823
- [Tommy] Hey, hey, don't
knock it til you try it.

461
00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:03,713
- [Patricia] Oh repulse me.

462
00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,112
- I'm kidding, Spudnik.

463
00:23:05,112 --> 00:23:05,946
(belches)

464
00:23:05,946 --> 00:23:07,433
- Yeah, sure.

465
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:08,880
- Sit on a Coke bottle and spin.

466
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,833
- Oh stop, you're getting me all excited.

467
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,515
- [Michele] Control yourself douche bag.

468
00:23:14,515 --> 00:23:16,147
Mission accomplished?

469
00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:17,192
- No sweat.

470
00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:21,022
100% grade A, made in America.

471
00:23:21,022 --> 00:23:23,065
You know mine are gonna swim the fastest.

472
00:23:23,065 --> 00:23:23,899
- Yeah.

473
00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:24,949
- Next contestant?

474
00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:27,979
How about you junior?

475
00:23:27,979 --> 00:23:29,097
- Keep it at the office.

476
00:23:29,097 --> 00:23:33,077
- Come on, everybody has
to make a contribution.

477
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,922
- Have somebody else go first.

478
00:23:35,922 --> 00:23:39,120
- Andy, my horoscope made specific mention

479
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,003
of a significant encounter
with a Libra today,

480
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,288
and you're the only Libra in the room.

481
00:23:45,169 --> 00:23:47,674
- I don't believe in that horse shit.

482
00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:48,786
- What's the matter, stud?

483
00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:50,394
Cat got your dick?

484
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,294
- He's got a headache.

485
00:23:53,294 --> 00:23:55,126
- [Michele] You drank the
booze, you ate the chips,

486
00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:56,040
now donate.

487
00:23:57,088 --> 00:23:58,839
- God, don't be a turd, Andy.

488
00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,341
I mean, it is for my birthday.

489
00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:03,281
- Why don't you have one of them go first?

490
00:24:03,281 --> 00:24:04,295
- [Steven] Okay, okay.

491
00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:05,877
We'll take our turn.

492
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,298
If Andy needs a little bit more time

493
00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,842
to get in the mood.

494
00:24:08,842 --> 00:24:11,762
- [Michele] At last, some real men.

495
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,291
- Don't you got the extra large kind?

496
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,328
- What would you do with it?

497
00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:18,316
Pull it over your head?

498
00:24:18,316 --> 00:24:19,150
(laughing)

499
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,902
- Sorry, only one size fits all.

500
00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,987
Want this?

501
00:24:22,987 --> 00:24:24,715
- Are you kidding?

502
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:25,656
Just in case.

503
00:24:26,752 --> 00:24:30,295
♪ Hi-Ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go ♪

504
00:24:30,295 --> 00:24:31,129
(static buzzing)

505
00:24:31,129 --> 00:24:33,534
- Everything that homos
are supposed to like,

506
00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:38,372
disco music, Joan Crawford,
drag shows, I hate.

507
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,142
And Bette Midler.

508
00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:43,844
God I hate fucking Better Midler.

509
00:24:43,844 --> 00:24:45,666
- My mother ...

510
00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:47,721
She is such the royal bitch.

511
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:51,152
Like, when I told her I was gay,

512
00:24:51,152 --> 00:24:53,554
she forced me to go see
this Beverly Hills shrink

513
00:24:53,554 --> 00:24:55,456
to get cured,

514
00:24:55,456 --> 00:24:58,596
as if paying some snot-nosed
putz in a cardigan

515
00:24:58,596 --> 00:25:03,234
$200 an hour, is gonna make
me like getting porked by men?

516
00:25:03,234 --> 00:25:04,505
- Let me tell you what the problem

517
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,250
with the stupid fucking world is.

518
00:25:07,618 --> 00:25:09,680
All the stupid people
are breeding like mad,

519
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,732
having tons and tons of kids,

520
00:25:11,732 --> 00:25:14,175
while the cool people aren't having any,

521
00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:17,491
so the population just keeps
getting stupider, and stupider.

522
00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,691
I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's

523
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:21,792
going down the toilet.

524
00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:26,237
(static buzzing)

525
00:25:26,237 --> 00:25:28,960
- [Michele] We don't aim to
kill people, just maim them.

526
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,361
Give them the message to not go out

527
00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:31,882
spreading their diseases.

528
00:25:31,882 --> 00:25:34,045
We're real men, who
aren't afraid to stand up

529
00:25:34,045 --> 00:25:37,048
to the faggot and dyke
scum poisoning society.

530
00:25:37,048 --> 00:25:39,800
It feels great, beating
the shit out of some fairy

531
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,832
spitting up teeth in the gutter.

532
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,454
The way I look at it, exterminating

533
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,506
these cock-sucking vermin is our duty

534
00:25:45,506 --> 00:25:47,668
as good, clean-living Americans.

535
00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:50,304
We're like patriots. Fucking heroes.

536
00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:54,555
- [Steven] Sounds like my
eighth grade gym teacher.

537
00:25:58,739 --> 00:26:00,391
- [Andy] It's a jungle out there.

538
00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:46,266
- Woof, woof.

539
00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:49,730
(chuckling)

540
00:26:55,005 --> 00:26:57,248
So, you into Ministry?

541
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,082
- They're okay.

542
00:27:00,258 --> 00:27:02,253
- Did you see them at the Poladian?

543
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,087
- Yeah.

544
00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,645
Except I got sick and spent half the show

545
00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:07,185
in the bathroom driving
the force of a bus.

546
00:27:07,185 --> 00:27:08,770
- Really? Drag.

547
00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:09,604
- No kidding.

548
00:27:14,004 --> 00:27:15,219
- So, what's your name?

549
00:27:16,657 --> 00:27:17,491
- Andy.

550
00:27:20,061 --> 00:27:21,179
- Ian.

551
00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:22,012
- Hi.

552
00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:30,218
- [Woman] Come back here! You asshole!

553
00:27:33,286 --> 00:27:34,602
(sobbing) Come back!

554
00:27:34,602 --> 00:27:35,756
- [Ian] I thought you were
gonna say something to me

555
00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:37,298
back at the club,

556
00:27:37,298 --> 00:27:38,586
like right before you
tripped and spilled your beer

557
00:27:38,586 --> 00:27:41,550
all over that chick with
the bone through her nose.

558
00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:44,818
- [Andy] Yeah, I'm kind of shy.

559
00:27:47,798 --> 00:27:49,483
- [Ian] Shyness is nice.

560
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:56,647
So, what, you go to school, or?

561
00:27:56,647 --> 00:27:59,350
- [Andy] I'm avoiding looking
for a job at the moment.

562
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:03,434
All else fails, I figure
I'll do CC in the fall.

563
00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:05,179
- [Ian] School blows chunks, man.

564
00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:07,268
I'm a sophomore at UCLA.

565
00:28:08,249 --> 00:28:11,142
- So like, what's your major, dude?

566
00:28:11,142 --> 00:28:12,025
- Undeclared.

567
00:28:13,934 --> 00:28:14,768
- That's cool.

568
00:28:16,437 --> 00:28:18,589
- What I really wanna
do, though, is write.

569
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,558
- Screenplays, like
everybody else in this town?

570
00:28:21,558 --> 00:28:22,723
- Nah.

571
00:28:22,723 --> 00:28:26,757
Fiction, like you ever
read any Dennis Cooper?

572
00:28:26,757 --> 00:28:27,618
- Who?

573
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:28,854
- Dennis Cooper.

574
00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:33,859
He writes about, like, S&M and torture,

575
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,860
and serial killers.

576
00:28:38,289 --> 00:28:40,329
Guys eating each other's shit.

577
00:28:40,329 --> 00:28:41,395
- Yuck.

578
00:28:41,395 --> 00:28:42,346
- Yeah, it's funny.

579
00:28:43,564 --> 00:28:44,624
You into whips?

580
00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:45,458
(coughing)

581
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,657
No, man. I'm not either.

582
00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:49,477
It's just a lot of people at the club are.

583
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,480
(upbeat rock music)

584
00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:59,457
(phone ringing)

585
00:28:59,457 --> 00:29:00,541
- Hey. Deric?

586
00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:05,168
- Yeah.

587
00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:07,258
Just got your message.

588
00:29:08,219 --> 00:29:09,730
What's up?

589
00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:12,283
- Just got this fever, and
I'm sweating like crazy.

590
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:13,987
Feel like shit.

591
00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:19,283
- I'm sure it's nothing
to be worried about.

592
00:29:20,721 --> 00:29:24,121
It's probably the flu going around again.

593
00:29:24,121 --> 00:29:25,883
- I know. I know.

594
00:29:25,883 --> 00:29:27,618
I'm just so wigged out.

595
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:32,129
I just feel like, you know.

596
00:29:32,129 --> 00:29:33,381
Fucking sweaty.

597
00:29:34,535 --> 00:29:35,836
- Well, you need anything?

598
00:29:36,927 --> 00:29:39,062
Me and Steven can come over.

599
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:41,822
Get a tape, or something.

600
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,535
- Outstanding.

601
00:29:44,535 --> 00:29:46,487
How about "Don and Dirty Dong-lickers?"

602
00:29:47,636 --> 00:29:49,009
(chuckles)

603
00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:51,572
- How about something a
little less strenuous?

604
00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,224
- [Woman] Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

605
00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,655
who looked like Mick period.

606
00:29:54,655 --> 00:29:57,828
Afterwards, we ...

607
00:29:57,828 --> 00:29:59,543
Cunt probably ...

608
00:30:01,462 --> 00:30:02,296
wet.

609
00:30:04,735 --> 00:30:05,698
- [Man] What does that mean?

610
00:30:05,698 --> 00:30:07,752
(laughing)

611
00:30:07,752 --> 00:30:10,049
- This is the weirdest
fucking movie I've ever seen.

612
00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:12,773
- [Man] Cunt could be short for couldn't.

613
00:30:12,773 --> 00:30:15,266
- [Man] We couldn't probably wet?

614
00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:16,507
- [Man] Yeah, our pants.

615
00:30:16,507 --> 00:30:17,341
- [Woman] Afterwards, we ...

616
00:30:17,341 --> 00:30:18,629
- [Man] Oh, I'm sorry.

617
00:30:18,629 --> 00:30:19,969
Should I drink to that?

618
00:30:19,969 --> 00:30:21,562
- [Woman] Can't probably wet.

619
00:30:21,562 --> 00:30:23,186
Yeah, afterwards, you know.

620
00:30:23,186 --> 00:30:24,888
I think that implies a whole lot.

621
00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:29,062
- [Andy] I really like
the city late at night.

622
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:32,082
It's like a big abandoned ghost town.

623
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:33,794
- [Ian] Like they dropped a neutron bomb

624
00:30:33,794 --> 00:30:35,208
and nobody noticed.

625
00:30:36,537 --> 00:30:39,109
LA is so fucking weird.

626
00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:43,574
I mean, all the actors,
muscle queens, cars, freeways.

627
00:30:43,574 --> 00:30:45,556
I'm from Minneapolis.

628
00:30:45,556 --> 00:30:48,479
Two years I've been here,
I haven't gotten to know

629
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:49,323
hardly anyone.

630
00:30:51,915 --> 00:30:54,298
- [Andy] It's the alienation
capital of the world.

631
00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:57,237
Fuck, the other day during
rush hour, there was

632
00:30:57,237 --> 00:31:00,123
this huge traffic jam
at Piko and Westwood.

633
00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:06,307
This homeless dude was
passed out, asleep, dead,

634
00:31:06,477 --> 00:31:07,311
I don't know what.

635
00:31:07,311 --> 00:31:09,770
Just lying there in the
middle of the intersection.

636
00:31:10,921 --> 00:31:13,216
The cars all just kept
on driving right by.

637
00:31:17,137 --> 00:31:17,971
- [Ian] Hey.

638
00:31:19,490 --> 00:31:20,324
- [Andy] What?

639
00:31:21,532 --> 00:31:22,520
- Can I kiss you?

640
00:31:36,236 --> 00:31:38,038
- Don't touch me unless you mean it.

641
00:31:51,221 --> 00:31:52,356
- So, uh ...

642
00:31:53,554 --> 00:31:56,427
What are you doing like tomorrow at noon?

643
00:31:58,078 --> 00:31:58,912
- Nothing.

644
00:32:05,285 --> 00:32:06,450
- You wanna do something?

645
00:32:07,773 --> 00:32:09,725
- Is this like asking me out on a date?

646
00:32:11,382 --> 00:32:13,133
- I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

647
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:31,665
I've got this ...

648
00:32:33,063 --> 00:32:37,392
Raging boner with your name
on it right this second.

649
00:32:37,392 --> 00:32:39,089
But I mean, I don't want it to be like

650
00:32:41,016 --> 00:32:43,068
I mean, I want to see you more than once.

651
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:44,792
- Sure.

652
00:32:47,828 --> 00:32:49,289
- So, what?

653
00:32:49,289 --> 00:32:52,399
Want to see a stupid movie
or something tomorrow night?

654
00:32:52,399 --> 00:32:53,724
- Okay.

655
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:54,928
- Oh, wait. Shit.

656
00:32:57,438 --> 00:32:58,972
I have class tomorrow.

657
00:33:00,671 --> 00:33:02,312
How about Friday?

658
00:33:02,312 --> 00:33:03,373
- I'm free.

659
00:33:03,373 --> 00:33:04,518
- Popular, aren't you?

660
00:33:06,942 --> 00:33:11,509
I think the Kamikaze Dildo
is playing at the Hell Hole.

661
00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:33,547
(dialing)

662
00:33:33,547 --> 00:33:36,837
(phone ringing)

663
00:33:36,837 --> 00:33:40,170
- [Man] Sure wish I had someone
here to suck my big cock,

664
00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:43,223
a nice pair of hot lips to
suck the juice out of my dick.

665
00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:46,216
Boy, I wish there was somebody around.

666
00:33:46,216 --> 00:33:48,081
Fuck man, I don't really wanna get my load

667
00:33:48,081 --> 00:33:49,784
down someone's throat.

668
00:33:49,784 --> 00:33:51,953
- God damn fucking reruns.

669
00:33:52,848 --> 00:33:54,338
- [Man] And when you get
down and suck that cock--

670
00:33:54,338 --> 00:33:56,508
(beeping)

671
00:34:18,562 --> 00:34:19,487
(static buzzing)

672
00:34:19,487 --> 00:34:21,344
- Patricia got her period.

673
00:34:22,362 --> 00:34:23,196
- Can you believe it?

674
00:34:23,196 --> 00:34:25,085
I mean, I don't get it.

675
00:34:25,085 --> 00:34:27,017
Neptune was in perfect alignment,

676
00:34:27,017 --> 00:34:28,799
Venus was in the right place.

677
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:29,840
- [Steven] Probably just as well.

678
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,982
What if the poor kid got Tommy's brain

679
00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:34,464
and Andy's cheery personality?

680
00:34:34,464 --> 00:34:35,298
- Hey.

681
00:34:36,216 --> 00:34:37,760
Well, we're thinking about
giving it another try

682
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,597
next ovulation.

683
00:34:39,597 --> 00:34:42,767
(gentle guitar music)

684
00:34:48,805 --> 00:34:52,058
(plane engine rushing)

685
00:35:07,055 --> 00:35:10,141
(intense rock music)

686
00:35:17,927 --> 00:35:18,761
- Yawn.

687
00:35:20,939 --> 00:35:21,773
- I know.

688
00:35:21,773 --> 00:35:24,358
They were way better last time.

689
00:35:26,366 --> 00:35:27,200
Now what?

690
00:35:30,741 --> 00:35:31,892
Feel like getting high?

691
00:35:35,663 --> 00:35:38,498
- I always feel like getting high.

692
00:35:39,494 --> 00:35:41,391
- I just like to close my eyes,

693
00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:43,323
shut them really tight,

694
00:35:43,323 --> 00:35:47,130
and pretend, no matter
where I am, I'm in paradise.

695
00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:53,053
- Don't you bump into stuff?

696
00:35:54,132 --> 00:35:56,384
(laughing)

697
00:36:01,602 --> 00:36:04,605
(soft grunge music)

698
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,250
- I smoke,

699
00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:10,103
therefore ...

700
00:36:11,242 --> 00:36:12,076
I am.

701
00:36:20,150 --> 00:36:21,985
Hey, did you read about that couple

702
00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:25,275
that got munched by a great
white shark off Malibu?

703
00:36:25,275 --> 00:36:26,109
- What?

704
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,989
- This pair of county
jack pipes disappeared

705
00:36:28,989 --> 00:36:31,011
while cannon riding last weekend.

706
00:36:31,011 --> 00:36:32,512
The girl

707
00:36:32,512 --> 00:36:34,765
well, half of her anyway washed up

708
00:36:34,765 --> 00:36:37,067
on Zulu Beach, like Wednesday.

709
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:37,901
- Which half?

710
00:36:38,909 --> 00:36:40,400
- [Andy] Didn't say.

711
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,565
They gave up searching for
the remains of the guy.

712
00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:44,399
- Gnarly.

713
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:48,518
What a way to go, primo shark chow.

714
00:36:50,067 --> 00:36:53,984
Can you imagine what those
last few moments of terror

715
00:36:55,145 --> 00:36:57,247
must be like before you go into shock

716
00:36:57,247 --> 00:36:58,882
and lose consciousness?

717
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:02,225
- C'est la fucking vie.

718
00:37:03,814 --> 00:37:05,105
Want some more?

719
00:37:05,105 --> 00:37:05,939
- Nah.

720
00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:08,448
I'd rather do this.

721
00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:25,245
Did you ever have sex on top
of a parking structure before?

722
00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:30,369
Neither have I.

723
00:37:30,369 --> 00:37:32,158
Bet it be cold as shit though, huh?

724
00:37:32,158 --> 00:37:34,410
(laughing)

725
00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,634
- [Tommy] Well, thanks.

726
00:37:45,215 --> 00:37:47,007
- I really dig you.

727
00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:49,833
Sure you don't wanna come
back to my place and fuck me?

728
00:37:50,761 --> 00:37:53,744
- Uh, some other time maybe.

729
00:37:53,744 --> 00:37:55,996
I really got get home
or my mom will kill me.

730
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,435
Here's my card. Will you call me?

731
00:38:03,403 --> 00:38:05,578
- Sure. Everett.

732
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:10,513
Later.

733
00:38:13,319 --> 00:38:14,988
- I really gotta go.

734
00:38:15,903 --> 00:38:17,205
I have homework.

735
00:38:17,205 --> 00:38:18,123
- Homework.

736
00:38:19,138 --> 00:38:21,171
I think that we should go for round two.

737
00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:26,636
Once a night just isn't in it for me.

738
00:38:26,636 --> 00:38:29,242
- I really should be going.

739
00:38:32,022 --> 00:38:32,856
- You sure?

740
00:38:37,868 --> 00:38:38,822
Mr. Drab.

741
00:38:41,705 --> 00:38:43,374
- I really gotta go.

742
00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:46,006
- Can I call you?

743
00:38:46,006 --> 00:38:48,428
- Sure. Catch me at work.

744
00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:49,528
Okay. See you.

745
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:51,418
(door closes)

746
00:38:51,418 --> 00:38:53,020
- Did he say where he was going?

747
00:38:54,404 --> 00:38:55,238
No.

748
00:38:57,357 --> 00:38:59,149
It's probably nothing to ...

749
00:38:59,149 --> 00:39:00,323
Just tell him I called.

750
00:39:01,651 --> 00:39:02,485
Sorry again.

751
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:04,808
Good night.

752
00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:14,054
(soft grunge music)

753
00:39:14,054 --> 00:39:15,505
- [Ian] God I love your body.

754
00:39:17,298 --> 00:39:18,132
- I ...

755
00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:20,373
Love yours, too.

756
00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:25,008
- [Ian] What do you want me to do?

757
00:39:26,304 --> 00:39:27,727
- I don't know.

758
00:39:27,727 --> 00:39:29,646
What do you want to do?

759
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,960
- Everything.

760
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,794
- Yeah?

761
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:52,722
What's everything?

762
00:39:55,384 --> 00:39:56,302
- You know.

763
00:39:57,305 --> 00:39:58,890
Well, for starters,

764
00:40:00,289 --> 00:40:02,959
I'd like to kiss the tip of that

765
00:40:04,384 --> 00:40:05,963
very, very softly.

766
00:40:07,893 --> 00:40:08,726
- Oh.

767
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,074
Yeah?

768
00:40:12,316 --> 00:40:13,150
- Mm-hm.

769
00:40:24,298 --> 00:40:26,476
- Would you like that?

770
00:40:26,476 --> 00:40:27,310
- Yeah.

771
00:40:28,497 --> 00:40:29,719
(giggling)

772
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,570
Then what?

773
00:40:33,623 --> 00:40:36,099
- Let's just let nature take its course.

774
00:40:42,322 --> 00:40:44,524
- Uh, don't you want
to shut the lights off?

775
00:40:47,938 --> 00:40:49,219
- Nah.

776
00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:50,503
I wanna watch you.

777
00:41:15,789 --> 00:41:16,623
(sighs)

778
00:41:24,342 --> 00:41:25,176
(static buzzing)

779
00:41:25,176 --> 00:41:28,028
- There's nothing I loathe
more than doing laundry.

780
00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:29,629
I'm just gonna start
throwing my clothes away

781
00:41:29,629 --> 00:41:30,623
as they get dirty.

782
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:32,365
So what's up?

783
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,384
You sounded really weird on the phone.

784
00:41:34,384 --> 00:41:35,628
And you look like shit.

785
00:41:36,736 --> 00:41:37,570
- Thanks.

786
00:41:38,808 --> 00:41:41,311
I did something a little
stupid last night.

787
00:41:41,311 --> 00:41:43,093
- What, had an affair or something?

788
00:41:43,093 --> 00:41:44,984
(coughing)

789
00:41:44,984 --> 00:41:45,817
No way!

790
00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:48,518
- [Tommy] Shit, it's hot.

791
00:41:48,518 --> 00:41:50,360
- [Andy] Greenhouse effect.

792
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,994
Acid rain, nuclear
dumping. No O-zone left.

793
00:41:53,994 --> 00:41:56,306
The whole fucking climate's a goner.

794
00:41:56,306 --> 00:41:59,117
I give it another five years, max.

795
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:01,101
- You're sure in a chipper mood today.

796
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,305
You get laid last night?

797
00:42:05,363 --> 00:42:06,197
(chuckles)

798
00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,837
No shit?

799
00:42:07,837 --> 00:42:09,252
Who's the unlucky dude?

800
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,474
- A friend.

801
00:42:12,732 --> 00:42:13,686
- Was he like ...

802
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:18,168
You mean he was like ...

803
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,731
So what?

804
00:42:21,731 --> 00:42:22,932
You gonna see him again?

805
00:42:25,123 --> 00:42:25,957
- I guess so.

806
00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:29,202
- Is it like serious, or something?

807
00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:33,321
- He makes my heart beat.

808
00:42:34,984 --> 00:42:37,346
- You sure you don't mean
he makes you beat hard?

809
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:38,514
- Ha ha ha ha.

810
00:42:48,185 --> 00:42:49,019
Hey Tommy.

811
00:42:50,290 --> 00:42:52,592
Mind if I ask you a personal question?

812
00:42:52,592 --> 00:42:55,255
- 9 7/8 inches.

813
00:42:55,255 --> 00:42:56,686
- In your dreams.

814
00:42:56,686 --> 00:42:58,088
- Got a tape measure?

815
00:42:58,088 --> 00:42:59,942
- Try a magnifying glass.

816
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:09,429
I was just wondering.

817
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:11,521
Have you ever been, you know--

818
00:43:11,521 --> 00:43:12,355
- Stuffed?

819
00:43:13,293 --> 00:43:14,457
Yeah, a few times.

820
00:43:15,305 --> 00:43:18,416
Though my motto is, it's
always better to give

821
00:43:18,416 --> 00:43:19,750
than to receive.

822
00:43:20,928 --> 00:43:23,903
Why, don't tell me ...

823
00:43:23,903 --> 00:43:24,767
- Does it hurt?

824
00:43:26,169 --> 00:43:28,146
- At first, hell yeah.

825
00:43:28,146 --> 00:43:29,232
If you just relax.

826
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:32,952
God, it must be serious.

827
00:43:32,952 --> 00:43:33,966
- Shut up.

828
00:43:35,004 --> 00:43:36,419
- It was this guy, Brendan.

829
00:43:37,477 --> 00:43:40,130
It's not like I'm gonna see
him again, I don't think.

830
00:43:43,058 --> 00:43:44,234
- Well I hope you were smart enough

831
00:43:44,234 --> 00:43:46,436
to have safe sex, at least.

832
00:43:46,436 --> 00:43:47,400
- Yeah, mostly.

833
00:43:51,201 --> 00:43:52,452
It just kind of happened.

834
00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:55,965
He's been coming into the store a lot.

835
00:43:55,965 --> 00:43:57,697
Sort of cruising me.

836
00:43:57,697 --> 00:43:59,299
Never really thought much of it,

837
00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:02,857
then last night, it was door closing

838
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,134
and he invited me over to watch

839
00:44:04,134 --> 00:44:06,906
this bootlegged Nine
Inch Nails concert tape.

840
00:44:10,506 --> 00:44:12,632
If it'd been anybody but Nine Inch Nails,

841
00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:14,327
I would have probably have said no.

842
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,864
But the worst part is the
sex was like totally great.

843
00:44:20,864 --> 00:44:23,883
I mean, I get a hard on
just thinking about it.

844
00:44:23,883 --> 00:44:25,638
- [Michele] So what are you gonna do?

845
00:44:26,776 --> 00:44:28,438
- [Steven] I can't lie to Deric.

846
00:44:28,438 --> 00:44:30,520
But I don't know how I'm
going to be able to face him

847
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,871
let alone sleep with him,

848
00:44:31,871 --> 00:44:34,474
when I can't even get this
other guy out of my head.

849
00:44:36,096 --> 00:44:37,877
- [Michele] You are fucked.

850
00:44:37,877 --> 00:44:39,242
- [Steven] Tell me about it.

851
00:44:40,364 --> 00:44:42,232
- Just another Saturday
night in the gay Mecca

852
00:44:42,232 --> 00:44:45,125
with abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do.

853
00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:46,306
- What are you talking about?

854
00:44:46,306 --> 00:44:49,389
I mean just look at this
vast array of possibilities.

855
00:44:49,389 --> 00:44:53,123
A beer bust at Mala Load
full of old mustached trolls,

856
00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,535
a drag show at the Hibachi
with shrieking queens

857
00:44:55,535 --> 00:44:57,817
lip syncing Broadway show tunes,

858
00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,929
and hey, it's tired homo disco night.

859
00:44:59,929 --> 00:45:02,432
Rage, pro, and studio.

860
00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:04,314
- Hooray for Hollywood.

861
00:45:04,314 --> 00:45:05,545
- Or we can we stand and pose

862
00:45:05,545 --> 00:45:08,418
beneath the video screens at Revolver?

863
00:45:08,418 --> 00:45:10,633
- This whole town's one giant fag farm.

864
00:45:11,531 --> 00:45:12,972
- [Ian] Now here's a cheery item.

865
00:45:12,972 --> 00:45:14,180
- [Andy] What?

866
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,486
- [Ian] These two 15 year
old guys in Wisconsin

867
00:45:16,486 --> 00:45:17,960
were like secret lovers.

868
00:45:18,818 --> 00:45:21,090
Their families were moving
apart, and rather than face

869
00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:24,214
the thought of being
separated, made a pact

870
00:45:24,214 --> 00:45:25,625
and blew each others' brains out

871
00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,390
with their dad's hunting rifles.

872
00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:30,032
Isn't that sad?

873
00:45:32,172 --> 00:45:33,005
- Yeah.

874
00:45:34,824 --> 00:45:35,788
Pretty romantic.

875
00:45:38,007 --> 00:45:39,081
- This is the topper.

876
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:44,143
One of the kids' fathers
was quoted afterwards saying

877
00:45:45,061 --> 00:45:47,314
"Well, he's better off dead than queer,

878
00:45:47,314 --> 00:45:48,985
"as far as I'm concerned."

879
00:45:52,151 --> 00:45:52,985
- Heartwarming.

880
00:45:55,661 --> 00:45:56,495
You hungry?

881
00:46:06,876 --> 00:46:07,870
- Some scam, huh?

882
00:46:12,051 --> 00:46:13,933
- Don't you have like
50 cents or something?

883
00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:14,767
- No.

884
00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:23,396
He's probably faking.

885
00:46:23,396 --> 00:46:24,725
- I don't care.

886
00:46:24,725 --> 00:46:27,899
So where do you feel like eating?

887
00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:29,150
- I'm sorry.

888
00:46:30,422 --> 00:46:32,302
Yeah, I know I was supposed to come over.

889
00:46:34,794 --> 00:46:37,046
Just been working on
that research for class.

890
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:43,733
Yeah, subjective POV from
affected space thing.

891
00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:44,567
- I understand.

892
00:46:46,486 --> 00:46:47,657
It's just that

893
00:46:47,657 --> 00:46:48,525
I miss you.

894
00:46:50,487 --> 00:46:51,405
That's all.

895
00:46:52,447 --> 00:46:53,698
- Miss you too.

896
00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:58,698
I've just been really busy.

897
00:47:00,910 --> 00:47:03,246
- Do you want me to come over or not?

898
00:47:05,545 --> 00:47:09,554
- How about if we go to lunch tomorrow?

899
00:47:09,554 --> 00:47:11,639
Can you hold on a second?

900
00:47:14,197 --> 00:47:15,031
Hello?

901
00:47:15,031 --> 00:47:16,366
- Hello, Steven.

902
00:47:19,005 --> 00:47:20,363
Do you know who this is?

903
00:47:21,261 --> 00:47:22,765
- Yeah, sure.

904
00:47:23,783 --> 00:47:25,184
Where'd you get this number?

905
00:47:27,977 --> 00:47:28,811
Oh.

906
00:47:30,059 --> 00:47:33,152
Um look I'm on long distance

907
00:47:33,152 --> 00:47:34,504
with my grandmother.

908
00:47:34,504 --> 00:47:35,805
Can I call you right back?

909
00:47:36,796 --> 00:47:37,630
- Yeah, okay.

910
00:47:39,158 --> 00:47:40,810
You need my number though, right?

911
00:47:41,931 --> 00:47:43,235
- Right. Let me get a pen.

912
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:50,993
Okay, sure.

913
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,116
Got it, right.

914
00:47:57,116 --> 00:47:58,117
Call you right back.

915
00:48:01,301 --> 00:48:02,832
Deric?

916
00:48:02,832 --> 00:48:03,983
- No, this is still me.

917
00:48:05,365 --> 00:48:06,606
- Oh, shit.

918
00:48:06,606 --> 00:48:07,440
Hold on.

919
00:48:10,199 --> 00:48:11,601
Deric?

920
00:48:11,601 --> 00:48:12,802
- What took you so long?

921
00:48:14,434 --> 00:48:15,267
Who was it?

922
00:48:16,336 --> 00:48:17,810
- My dad's acupuncturist.

923
00:48:18,878 --> 00:48:22,562
Look, I really gotta ...

924
00:48:22,562 --> 00:48:23,963
I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

925
00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:25,738
Yeah.

926
00:48:26,846 --> 00:48:28,801
Pick me up around 12:30.

927
00:48:30,229 --> 00:48:31,063
Right.

928
00:48:32,532 --> 00:48:33,563
Love you too.

929
00:48:34,558 --> 00:48:35,392
Bye.

930
00:48:36,962 --> 00:48:38,964
(sighs)

931
00:48:46,218 --> 00:48:48,971
(static buzzing)

932
00:49:00,046 --> 00:49:02,716
(birds singing)

933
00:49:04,492 --> 00:49:06,661
(sighing)

934
00:49:20,399 --> 00:49:23,497
- [Ian] Where do you
want to go for breakfast?

935
00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:25,077
- Wherever.

936
00:49:25,077 --> 00:49:27,663
- [Ian] Guess that means Ray's.

937
00:49:28,723 --> 00:49:30,985
- Sure, we've been there, what

938
00:49:30,985 --> 00:49:32,820
three times this week?

939
00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:40,603
Hey, you need a shave.

940
00:49:43,057 --> 00:49:44,268
- What would you do if I told you

941
00:49:44,268 --> 00:49:46,162
I was going to drink
all your blood one night

942
00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:47,862
while you were asleep?

943
00:49:47,862 --> 00:49:50,224
- Drive a stake through your heart.

944
00:49:50,224 --> 00:49:51,058
Get out.

945
00:49:52,941 --> 00:49:55,611
(phone ringing)

946
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:59,515
Count Dracula. The phone's ringing.

947
00:49:59,515 --> 00:50:00,348
- So?

948
00:50:01,589 --> 00:50:05,340
- Are you always like a
walking hard-on, or what?

949
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:07,009
- Why don't you ask?

950
00:50:07,904 --> 00:50:10,029
- Oh, he talks too?

951
00:50:10,029 --> 00:50:12,261
- He smiles, at least.

952
00:50:12,261 --> 00:50:13,680
Look, he's happy to see you.

953
00:50:14,966 --> 00:50:17,866
- Gee, you say the nicest things.

954
00:50:17,866 --> 00:50:18,784
- Fuck off.

955
00:50:25,696 --> 00:50:26,530
Yeah?

956
00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:28,843
Oh, hey.

957
00:50:30,123 --> 00:50:31,291
How you doing?

958
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:37,009
(sighs) Look, kind of out my
way out the door right now.

959
00:50:38,548 --> 00:50:39,949
Could I call you back later?

960
00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:43,155
Tonight?

961
00:50:45,104 --> 00:50:46,058
Okay. Bye.

962
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,689
- Who was that?

963
00:50:51,689 --> 00:50:52,532
- My mom.

964
00:50:52,532 --> 00:50:54,824
You know, the usual ...

965
00:50:54,824 --> 00:50:58,320
Eat right, study hard, check
is in the mail routine.

966
00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:00,501
- Gross.

967
00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:04,382
Seen my cigarettes?

968
00:51:18,097 --> 00:51:20,967
- Now what the fuck am I gonna do?

969
00:51:24,611 --> 00:51:25,444
I mean ...

970
00:51:27,131 --> 00:51:28,883
I'm gonna tell Deric.

971
00:51:30,307 --> 00:51:31,141
But ...

972
00:51:34,405 --> 00:51:39,323
It'd be so much easier if
I didn't love him so much.

973
00:51:39,323 --> 00:51:40,733
I slept with this Brandon guy.

974
00:51:41,929 --> 00:51:42,763
It was just sex.

975
00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:49,268
Major, bono-rama, excellent sex.

976
00:51:49,268 --> 00:51:52,669
I can't imagine ever going
out with him, or anything.

977
00:51:55,878 --> 00:51:56,712
Deric?

978
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,642
Oh son of a bitch.

979
00:52:02,030 --> 00:52:02,980
Deric.

980
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:03,824
- [Deric] Let me go.

981
00:52:03,824 --> 00:52:06,159
(scuffling)

982
00:52:09,257 --> 00:52:10,091
Let me go.

983
00:52:11,078 --> 00:52:12,136
Fuck.

984
00:52:12,136 --> 00:52:13,444
- [Steven] Unconsciously
trying to sabotage

985
00:52:13,444 --> 00:52:18,449
my relationship with Deric.

986
00:52:23,921 --> 00:52:26,963
(glass shattering)

987
00:52:26,963 --> 00:52:28,599
- What am I supposed to do?

988
00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:29,679
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

989
00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:30,753
Fuck you, man.

990
00:52:33,663 --> 00:52:34,654
- He hates me.

991
00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:36,425
- He does not hate you.

992
00:52:36,425 --> 00:52:38,761
- Yeah. And Greg Louganis likes girls.

993
00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:42,869
I suck.

994
00:52:44,569 --> 00:52:46,226
I don't deserve to live.

995
00:52:46,226 --> 00:52:47,617
I just want to lie down
in the middle of the road

996
00:52:47,617 --> 00:52:50,392
and get run over by a Suzuki Samurai.

997
00:52:50,392 --> 00:52:51,226
- Well at least you don't have to deal

998
00:52:51,226 --> 00:52:52,725
with all that guilt anymore.

999
00:52:58,057 --> 00:52:59,108
- I miss him already.

1000
00:53:02,702 --> 00:53:04,153
- [Deric] I miss him already.

1001
00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,057
- [Patricia] I know.

1002
00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:08,447
I hate to say it, but I
warned you from the start.

1003
00:53:08,447 --> 00:53:12,421
Steven's a Sagittarius, and
they are notorious horn-dogs.

1004
00:53:12,421 --> 00:53:16,137
Mega unreliable, lousy at relationships.

1005
00:53:16,137 --> 00:53:17,596
- [Deric] No, I know.

1006
00:53:17,596 --> 00:53:19,081
Never trust a fire sign.

1007
00:53:20,810 --> 00:53:23,943
- You know, Deric. It
will stop hurting so much.

1008
00:53:23,943 --> 00:53:24,777
Eventually.

1009
00:53:28,004 --> 00:53:31,377
- Yeah, but what am I supposed
to do in the meantime?

1010
00:53:31,377 --> 00:53:32,295
- Go rigid.

1011
00:53:33,534 --> 00:53:36,685
(pounding on window)

1012
00:53:36,685 --> 00:53:38,687
- Fuck it's butt cold out there.

1013
00:53:38,687 --> 00:53:39,735
- [Deric] Tommy.

1014
00:53:39,735 --> 00:53:41,904
- [Patricia] Hey, Jarhead.

1015
00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:45,149
- Jay told me you were having a party.

1016
00:53:45,149 --> 00:53:47,335
Man, I could use a hit of that.

1017
00:53:47,335 --> 00:53:50,588
- Oh no, what the fuck happened to you?

1018
00:53:56,225 --> 00:53:57,820
- I fought with my dad.

1019
00:54:00,569 --> 00:54:02,732
My mom found all my porn magazines,

1020
00:54:02,732 --> 00:54:05,067
and a bunch of condoms
stashed under my bed,

1021
00:54:05,995 --> 00:54:09,455
so she and my dad come
in for this big talk.

1022
00:54:10,882 --> 00:54:13,667
I mean, what could I say?

1023
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,105
So finally, I just told them right out.

1024
00:54:15,105 --> 00:54:16,888
I said yeah, I'm a homo.

1025
00:54:16,888 --> 00:54:18,222
So fucking what?

1026
00:54:19,491 --> 00:54:22,577
My mom was all crying, and my dad ...

1027
00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:26,125
He just went like totally berserk.

1028
00:54:26,125 --> 00:54:28,885
Started breaking stuff, shoving me around

1029
00:54:28,885 --> 00:54:30,807
while my mom was screaming at him.

1030
00:54:30,807 --> 00:54:31,640
- God.

1031
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,802
- And then they kicked me out.

1032
00:54:49,859 --> 00:54:50,773
- [Andy] What a bummer.

1033
00:54:52,392 --> 00:54:54,256
So now what are you gonna do?

1034
00:54:54,256 --> 00:54:56,325
- [Tommy] I don't know.

1035
00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:57,917
- [Deric] My mom said
he could stay with us

1036
00:54:57,917 --> 00:54:59,468
until he gets back on his feet.

1037
00:55:01,995 --> 00:55:03,904
- You know, if you need anything.

1038
00:55:03,904 --> 00:55:04,847
- Thanks, dude.

1039
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:07,862
Hey you still seeing
that guy what's-his-name?

1040
00:55:07,862 --> 00:55:08,695
- Ian?

1041
00:55:10,454 --> 00:55:11,288
Yeah.

1042
00:55:12,631 --> 00:55:14,553
- How come we haven't
met your stud muffin yet?

1043
00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:16,630
Is he like dog food city, or something?

1044
00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:18,039
- No.

1045
00:55:18,039 --> 00:55:19,468
- Who's this?

1046
00:55:19,468 --> 00:55:21,686
- Andy's collegiate love-cicle.

1047
00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:22,732
- Yeah?

1048
00:55:22,732 --> 00:55:24,573
Well let's hear the titillating details.

1049
00:55:24,573 --> 00:55:25,617
I mean, does this guy have
the ultimate power tool

1050
00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:28,136
to end all power tools?

1051
00:55:28,136 --> 00:55:29,458
(chuckling)

1052
00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:32,902
- Patricia, you are so obnoxious.

1053
00:55:32,902 --> 00:55:34,884
- [Steven] So is Tommy all right?

1054
00:55:34,884 --> 00:55:36,495
- [Michele] I guess.

1055
00:55:36,495 --> 00:55:38,277
I mean he must be pretty freaked,

1056
00:55:38,277 --> 00:55:40,910
his dad flipping out on him like that.

1057
00:55:40,910 --> 00:55:42,779
- [Steven] You ever met that guy?

1058
00:55:42,779 --> 00:55:45,895
A total fucking all-American NRA dirtball.

1059
00:55:45,895 --> 00:55:47,566
It's a wonder he didn't
blow Tommy's head off

1060
00:55:47,566 --> 00:55:49,068
with an AK47.

1061
00:55:49,068 --> 00:55:49,969
- [Michele] Scary.

1062
00:55:52,681 --> 00:55:54,729
- So he's gonna stay at Deric's?

1063
00:55:54,729 --> 00:55:56,018
- Well, for now at least.

1064
00:55:59,531 --> 00:56:00,783
- How is Deric?

1065
00:56:01,911 --> 00:56:02,744
- Surviving.

1066
00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:10,309
- Next time you see
him tell him I said hi.

1067
00:56:10,309 --> 00:56:12,011
- Why don't you tell him yourself?

1068
00:56:13,398 --> 00:56:16,151
(static buzzing)

1069
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:29,043
- Deric ...

1070
00:56:30,984 --> 00:56:32,568
I know you hate me.

1071
00:56:33,485 --> 00:56:35,888
I know you never want to see me again.

1072
00:56:40,806 --> 00:56:44,142
But there's just some stuff I gotta say.

1073
00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:52,704
I know it's chicken shit of me.

1074
00:56:52,704 --> 00:56:55,374
It just seems like the only way.

1075
00:56:59,947 --> 00:57:03,117
I just want to tell you that basically

1076
00:57:05,379 --> 00:57:06,213
I'm sorry.

1077
00:57:11,670 --> 00:57:14,924
I acted like a selfish, stupid asshole.

1078
00:57:17,652 --> 00:57:19,905
And I fucked up everything.

1079
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,566
I'm not asking you to forgive me.

1080
00:57:27,332 --> 00:57:29,751
Or take me back, or anything.

1081
00:57:33,961 --> 00:57:36,964
I just want to let you know that ...

1082
00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:42,291
Best boyfriend I could ever ask for.

1083
00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:48,950
You have to believe me when I say ...

1084
00:57:51,443 --> 00:57:52,361
I love you.

1085
00:57:55,504 --> 00:57:56,505
And that ...

1086
00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:00,252
I didn't want to hurt you.

1087
00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:04,690
Ever.

1088
00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:14,157
- You fucker.

1089
00:58:16,613 --> 00:58:19,616
(soft guitar music)

1090
00:58:34,104 --> 00:58:35,414
(dial tone buzzing)

1091
00:58:35,414 --> 00:58:37,583
(dialing)

1092
00:58:44,844 --> 00:58:47,764
- [Ian] You've reached me, so talk.

1093
00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:52,071
(beeping)

1094
00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:52,945
- Hi, it's me.

1095
00:58:55,496 --> 00:58:56,415
I thought we were going out tonight,

1096
00:58:56,415 --> 00:58:58,971
but I guess you're studying, or whatever.

1097
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:06,405
So you hear about LA's
latest wacky serial killer?

1098
00:59:08,767 --> 00:59:11,560
Yeah, some nutcase has
been bumping off hustlers

1099
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,412
and leaving their heads
with their cocks stuffed

1100
00:59:13,412 --> 00:59:16,508
in their mouths in dumpsters
all over Hollywood.

1101
00:59:17,796 --> 00:59:22,801
Pretty charming, huh?

1102
00:59:26,525 --> 00:59:28,437
It's around 2:00.

1103
00:59:28,437 --> 00:59:29,828
I'll be up for a couple of hours,

1104
00:59:29,828 --> 00:59:31,230
so if you feel like calling.

1105
00:59:33,322 --> 00:59:36,348
Otherwise, talk to you tomorrow I guess.

1106
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,476
Well, ciao.

1107
00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:51,057
(beeping)

1108
00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:58,362
(gentle guitar music)

1109
01:00:11,017 --> 01:00:12,175
(static buzzing)

1110
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:15,595
(distant sirens wailing)

1111
01:00:23,122 --> 01:00:26,165
- The queers were in the
closet a few years ago,

1112
01:00:26,165 --> 01:00:28,900
and those disgusting vermin
came out of the closet,

1113
01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:32,621
they came out of the
closet, out into the open,

1114
01:00:32,621 --> 01:00:34,523
they marched down the street,
but they didn't know it

1115
01:00:34,523 --> 01:00:36,975
but God had them on the way
to march down the street

1116
01:00:36,975 --> 01:00:40,136
to the graveyard!
(applauding)

1117
01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:27,079
(phone ringing)

1118
01:01:39,309 --> 01:01:40,143
- Deric?

1119
01:01:43,752 --> 01:01:44,920
Where are you?

1120
01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:49,050
- Come on, let's go get
a beer or something.

1121
01:01:50,399 --> 01:01:52,186
- I don't want a beer.

1122
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:53,837
I just want to stay here in case.

1123
01:01:56,391 --> 01:01:58,167
- The doctor said he's gonna
sleep till the morning.

1124
01:01:58,167 --> 01:01:59,698
It's not gonna do anyone any good

1125
01:01:59,698 --> 01:02:02,154
you driving yourself
crazy hanging around here.

1126
01:02:05,331 --> 01:02:06,738
- I just got the message.

1127
01:02:08,697 --> 01:02:09,838
- He's all right.

1128
01:02:09,838 --> 01:02:12,015
They just want him to stay the night.

1129
01:02:12,015 --> 01:02:13,600
Keep an eye on him.

1130
01:02:14,442 --> 01:02:15,860
- Man, I'm sorry.

1131
01:02:19,064 --> 01:02:20,612
- He didn't even have a chance.

1132
01:02:26,196 --> 01:02:28,448
(shouting)

1133
01:02:30,896 --> 01:02:32,090
(gentle music)

1134
01:02:32,090 --> 01:02:33,717
- I'm thinking he'll be okay.

1135
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:35,427
I mean, could have been way worse.

1136
01:02:37,105 --> 01:02:38,019
- Yeah, sure.

1137
01:02:40,088 --> 01:02:42,354
- [Andy] Hey, you hungry?

1138
01:02:42,354 --> 01:02:44,556
You want a Fatburger or something?

1139
01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:45,557
- No thanks.

1140
01:02:46,525 --> 01:02:48,857
Look, I really appreciate
you all being here

1141
01:02:50,319 --> 01:02:52,641
but I really need to be alone.

1142
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,189
- [Michele] Steven.

1143
01:02:58,312 --> 01:03:00,714
- I really, really need
to be alone for a while.

1144
01:03:31,084 --> 01:03:34,004
(knocking on door)

1145
01:03:41,004 --> 01:03:43,257
(knocking)

1146
01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:46,702
- It's me.

1147
01:03:53,727 --> 01:03:54,737
- Oh, hey.

1148
01:03:54,737 --> 01:03:55,814
Do you know what time it is?

1149
01:03:55,814 --> 01:03:57,515
- Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

1150
01:03:57,515 --> 01:03:58,349
I just ...

1151
01:03:59,698 --> 01:04:00,532
Can you open the door?

1152
01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:02,053
I feel pretty stupid out here.

1153
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,495
(sighs)

1154
01:04:06,495 --> 01:04:08,046
- I got to sleep, man.

1155
01:04:08,046 --> 01:04:10,759
I got school in the morning.

1156
01:04:10,759 --> 01:04:12,811
- I won't stay all night, I just need ...

1157
01:04:14,443 --> 01:04:16,615
I really need to talk, that's all.

1158
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:20,894
- Andy.

1159
01:04:22,362 --> 01:04:23,530
I'm not alone.

1160
01:04:26,736 --> 01:04:29,155
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

1161
01:04:31,751 --> 01:04:32,585
- No.

1162
01:04:33,844 --> 01:04:36,197
No, that's not okay.

1163
01:04:36,197 --> 01:04:37,031
- Andy.

1164
01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:42,351
(distant sirens wailing)

1165
01:05:09,885 --> 01:05:11,970
- I just wish I was dead.

1166
01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,544
(static buzzing)

1167
01:05:24,544 --> 01:05:28,370
- Saw this seagull on the freeway once

1168
01:05:28,370 --> 01:05:31,706
flying really low, close to the traffic.

1169
01:05:34,356 --> 01:05:36,179
Got sucked in by the vacuum created

1170
01:05:36,179 --> 01:05:38,264
by all the speeding cars.

1171
01:05:43,762 --> 01:05:44,596
Couldn't fly up.

1172
01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:50,672
Cars were all slowing it down.

1173
01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:57,252
It's flapping its wings
like mad. Saw us too.

1174
01:05:59,778 --> 01:06:00,799
Terrified.

1175
01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:03,124
Trying to keep from getting
splattered like a bug

1176
01:06:03,124 --> 01:06:05,627
on some truck's front griddle.

1177
01:06:16,361 --> 01:06:19,364
It just couldn't get out of the way.

1178
01:06:34,969 --> 01:06:37,972
(upbeat rock music)

1179
01:06:39,847 --> 01:06:41,273
- [Tommy] Need anything else?

1180
01:06:41,273 --> 01:06:42,608
- No, thank you.

1181
01:06:43,665 --> 01:06:46,951
- [Tommy] Hey did I tell
you I maybe found a place?

1182
01:06:46,951 --> 01:06:48,316
It's way dinky in this
shitty neighborhood,

1183
01:06:48,316 --> 01:06:52,110
but no reamer on the moving fee, at least.

1184
01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:52,944
- That's great.

1185
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:57,019
- [Tommy] It's weird, but
I'm almost looking forward

1186
01:06:57,019 --> 01:06:58,020
to living on my own.

1187
01:06:59,135 --> 01:07:01,633
You know, all that adult
responsibility crapola?

1188
01:07:03,171 --> 01:07:04,503
- Well you know you're
welcome to stay here

1189
01:07:04,503 --> 01:07:05,504
as long as you want.

1190
01:07:06,364 --> 01:07:07,646
- [Tommy] Thanks, dude.

1191
01:07:07,646 --> 01:07:09,172
You know one day I'm gonna
repay you for all this.

1192
01:07:09,172 --> 01:07:12,092
(knocking at door)

1193
01:07:17,936 --> 01:07:19,788
Look what the fucking cat dragged in.

1194
01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:23,836
- [Andy] How you feeling?

1195
01:07:23,836 --> 01:07:24,963
- Hey, Andy.

1196
01:07:24,963 --> 01:07:25,797
I'm all right.

1197
01:07:27,359 --> 01:07:28,694
- You look good.

1198
01:07:29,792 --> 01:07:30,643
Brought you this.

1199
01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:33,494
It's ugly, I know but--

1200
01:07:33,494 --> 01:07:35,366
- It's not. Thanks.

1201
01:07:35,366 --> 01:07:36,748
- [Tommy] Here, I'll put it in some water.

1202
01:07:43,192 --> 01:07:46,892
- What's up with him?

1203
01:07:46,892 --> 01:07:48,466
It's like he thinks he's what's-her-name,

1204
01:07:48,466 --> 01:07:50,157
Alice from the Brady Bunch.

1205
01:07:50,157 --> 01:07:51,429
(laughing)

1206
01:07:51,429 --> 01:07:52,263
- So what's new?

1207
01:07:53,792 --> 01:07:54,843
How's your boyfriend?

1208
01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,341
- History.

1209
01:08:02,981 --> 01:08:05,547
- [Deric] Really? That's too bad.

1210
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:08,710
- Whatever.

1211
01:08:11,169 --> 01:08:12,003
- [Deric] Sorry.

1212
01:08:14,092 --> 01:08:15,393
You wanna talk about it?

1213
01:08:17,330 --> 01:08:18,924
- Not much to say, you know?

1214
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:20,947
Got burned.

1215
01:08:26,384 --> 01:08:28,353
Poor little fucking heart got broken.

1216
01:08:28,353 --> 01:08:29,187
BFD.

1217
01:08:34,653 --> 01:08:36,865
- Well, guys it's the best I can do.

1218
01:08:36,865 --> 01:08:38,717
Hey, Tutter, where you been?

1219
01:08:38,717 --> 01:08:39,982
- [Andy] Nowhere special.

1220
01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:43,291
(phone ringing)

1221
01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:44,392
- Yo?

1222
01:08:44,392 --> 01:08:45,226
- Hey, Tommy.

1223
01:08:46,194 --> 01:08:47,028
What's up?

1224
01:08:50,608 --> 01:08:52,030
How's Deric doing?

1225
01:08:52,030 --> 01:08:53,101
- Okay.

1226
01:08:53,101 --> 01:08:53,945
A little tired.

1227
01:08:57,886 --> 01:08:58,847
Yeah.

1228
01:08:58,847 --> 01:09:01,640
Actually he's sort of
taking a nap right now.

1229
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,334
- Well, can you tell him I called?

1230
01:09:04,973 --> 01:09:05,807
Yeah, thanks.

1231
01:09:07,836 --> 01:09:09,197
Right.

1232
01:09:09,197 --> 01:09:10,031
Bye.

1233
01:09:16,224 --> 01:09:17,058
Fuck, man.

1234
01:09:45,594 --> 01:09:47,375
- [Steven] I need this
fucking stupid bullshit job

1235
01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,761
like I need to get my
fucking head torn off.

1236
01:10:16,808 --> 01:10:19,560
(static buzzing)

1237
01:10:27,955 --> 01:10:29,354
- [Tommy] So what do
you want me talk about?

1238
01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:31,349
Don't you have enough stuff already?

1239
01:10:32,302 --> 01:10:33,591
- [Steven] I'm just wondering
what's on your mind.

1240
01:10:33,591 --> 01:10:34,425
What's going on?

1241
01:10:35,623 --> 01:10:37,232
- Same old, same old.

1242
01:10:37,232 --> 01:10:41,529
I don't know. Work, eat, shit, sleep.

1243
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:44,482
Buy CDs, look for a place.

1244
01:10:44,482 --> 01:10:46,144
- [Steven] You found one yet?

1245
01:10:46,144 --> 01:10:47,806
An apartment, I mean.

1246
01:10:47,806 --> 01:10:50,438
- Uh, a couple of maybes. I don't know.

1247
01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:53,498
- [Steven] What about sex?

1248
01:10:53,498 --> 01:10:55,363
- What about it?

1249
01:10:55,363 --> 01:10:56,197
I've been busy.

1250
01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:00,001
I've been concentrating on other things.

1251
01:11:02,602 --> 01:11:03,436
- [Steven] How's Deric?

1252
01:11:03,436 --> 01:11:04,395
- He's fine.

1253
01:11:06,544 --> 01:11:07,378
Look ...

1254
01:11:08,326 --> 01:11:10,852
If you want to find out about
Deric, don't ask me okay?

1255
01:11:10,852 --> 01:11:13,847
Don't put me in the
middle of a mess you made.

1256
01:11:13,847 --> 01:11:15,411
- [Steven] You sleeping with him yet?

1257
01:11:15,411 --> 01:11:16,655
Home boy.

1258
01:11:16,655 --> 01:11:17,703
- What?

1259
01:11:17,703 --> 01:11:19,527
- [Steven] Are you sleeping with him?

1260
01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:21,720
- You're fucking crazy, man.

1261
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,296
Get that thing out of my face.

1262
01:11:23,296 --> 01:11:26,549
Get that fucking camera out of my face.

1263
01:11:34,157 --> 01:11:37,077
(heavy punk music)

1264
01:11:38,443 --> 01:11:39,694
- Yeah, I know.

1265
01:11:41,528 --> 01:11:43,222
It's just, I really
don't feel like I'm ready

1266
01:11:43,222 --> 01:11:44,974
to deal with him yet.

1267
01:11:53,161 --> 01:11:54,903
- It's not like I'm
trying to lay a guilt trip

1268
01:11:54,903 --> 01:11:56,207
on you, or anything.

1269
01:11:58,345 --> 01:12:01,348
But it really hurts Steven,
your shutting him out like this.

1270
01:12:12,915 --> 01:12:15,084
(dialing)

1271
01:12:16,975 --> 01:12:19,144
(ringing)

1272
01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:37,842
(water running)

1273
01:12:37,842 --> 01:12:40,511
(phone ringing)

1274
01:12:55,692 --> 01:12:56,805
(dialing)

1275
01:12:56,805 --> 01:13:00,229
- Still totally painful for me to see him.

1276
01:13:00,229 --> 01:13:01,063
(dial tone beeping)

1277
01:13:01,063 --> 01:13:01,897
- Fuck.

1278
01:13:01,897 --> 01:13:02,730
Come on.

1279
01:13:05,621 --> 01:13:07,385
(dialing)

1280
01:13:07,385 --> 01:13:10,500
- God, how did everything
get so fucked up, anyway?

1281
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:12,394
- Where the fuck is everybody?

1282
01:13:12,394 --> 01:13:15,397
(dial tone buzzing)

1283
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,605
- Talk to you later. Bye.

1284
01:13:37,605 --> 01:13:39,168
Hi, guy.

1285
01:13:39,168 --> 01:13:40,638
What's the matter?

1286
01:13:40,638 --> 01:13:41,579
- It's Steven, man.

1287
01:13:41,579 --> 01:13:42,921
What a motherfucking ...

1288
01:13:42,921 --> 01:13:44,072
- Oh, tell me.

1289
01:13:44,072 --> 01:13:44,906
What happened?

1290
01:13:47,295 --> 01:13:48,870
- You wanna go for a walk, or something?

1291
01:13:54,883 --> 01:13:55,917
- Hey, how about going to the store

1292
01:13:55,917 --> 01:13:58,865
and getting me some oregano?

1293
01:13:58,865 --> 01:13:59,698
- Sure.

1294
01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:03,004
Anything else dear?

1295
01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:06,014
- Could you pick me up some
milk while you're at it?

1296
01:14:06,014 --> 01:14:06,848
- Okay.

1297
01:14:36,498 --> 01:14:38,750
(retching)

1298
01:14:39,937 --> 01:14:42,272
(splashing)

1299
01:15:07,755 --> 01:15:10,881
- All I really want is to be
happy for, like, one second.

1300
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,732
Be able to look around
and not just see shit,

1301
01:15:16,608 --> 01:15:19,070
and say hey, it's a beautiful day.

1302
01:15:29,637 --> 01:15:31,389
I want to enjoy life while
I'm still young enough

1303
01:15:31,389 --> 01:15:32,393
to appreciate it.

1304
01:15:33,743 --> 01:15:37,247
I mean, that's what it's all about, right?

1305
01:16:17,722 --> 01:16:20,725
(soft grunge music)