1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Created and Encoded by -- Gaz -- of www.YIFY-TORRENTS.com. The Best 720p/1080p/3d movies with the lowest file size on the internet. 2 00:00:09,605 --> 00:00:11,901 Should we be doing this? It's still a crime scene. 3 00:00:11,943 --> 00:00:15,200 Sack up, Billy. It's called "investigative journalism" for a reason. 4 00:00:15,242 --> 00:00:18,289 Yeah, but don't we need a press pass or a permit or something? 5 00:00:18,331 --> 00:00:20,418 Press pass this! 6 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:23,799 You know, the police missed something here, I can feel it. 7 00:00:23,841 --> 00:00:27,348 What do you say, Billy? Won't a Peabody Award look great up on your... 8 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:57,280 Yo, Chuck, speed up, man! Yeah, man, speed up. 9 00:00:57,322 --> 00:01:00,537 Guys, this is my dad's car. So if I go any faster, he will kill me. 10 00:01:00,579 --> 00:01:02,166 Holy shit! 11 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:04,461 - Shit! - Jesus, that was close. 12 00:01:04,504 --> 00:01:06,006 You fucking assholes! 13 00:01:06,048 --> 00:01:09,094 We are in hillbilly country now, boys. Squeal like a pig! 14 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:10,682 Yeehaw! 15 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:13,562 Chad, just cos they're not in your fraternity doesn't mean they're freaks. 16 00:01:13,646 --> 00:01:18,029 Actually, it does, Allison. You see, you're either Omega Beta or you're a freak. 17 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,367 - Omega Beta! Omega Beta! - Fuck. 18 00:01:20,408 --> 00:01:23,414 - Chi, chi, chi! - I'm in a oar full of morons. 19 00:01:23,456 --> 00:01:26,671 No, if we were morons, we wouldn't have thought to bring this. 20 00:01:27,297 --> 00:01:29,885 OK, I stand corrected. You are a fucking genius. 21 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:32,516 Hey, Chuck, speed up, man. They're gonna pass us. 22 00:01:32,558 --> 00:01:33,935 Oh, jeez. Whoa, Jesus. 23 00:01:43,495 --> 00:01:46,209 Did you see the way those guys looked at us? 24 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,672 Hey, guys! Guys! 25 00:01:50,425 --> 00:01:52,011 We forgot the beer! 26 00:01:52,052 --> 00:01:53,764 No! 27 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:34,301 Sure you got everything you need? Cos once you get up there... 28 00:02:41,482 --> 00:02:43,194 Can I help you? 29 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:46,909 Uh, yeah. Where's your beer at? 30 00:02:48,579 --> 00:02:49,790 Beer's in the back. 31 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,055 You see the way them kids looked? 32 00:03:01,688 --> 00:03:05,737 Read that list back to me. OK, three-quarter-inch nails, 33 00:03:05,779 --> 00:03:09,035 hacksaw, baling hooks, 34 00:03:09,076 --> 00:03:12,584 brush-clearing Scythe, clamps... 35 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,421 Hey, Chad, do we need more bug... 36 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:17,009 - "crosscutting handsaw... - Chad? 37 00:03:17,092 --> 00:03:19,347 - lubricated condoms... - Chad? 38 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,849 Hand drill... 39 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:29,700 _.feminine napkins, stone bit, one-eighth hole saw... 40 00:03:30,618 --> 00:03:32,330 - Oh, my God! - It's just me. 41 00:03:32,372 --> 00:03:36,798 Let's get out of here. This place is so creepy. 42 00:03:43,768 --> 00:03:47,402 - Dale, we need anything else? - Pickled eggs. Six-pounder. 43 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:53,203 Oh, hot dog, Tucker. Have you ever seen anything like that in your life? 44 00:03:54,455 --> 00:03:57,379 There's nothing so special about them. 45 00:03:57,421 --> 00:04:01,762 - They're just your average college girls. - Nothing average about that. 46 00:04:01,804 --> 00:04:03,390 You know something, Dale? 47 00:04:03,432 --> 00:04:05,895 She's just human. Why don't you go over there and talk to her? 48 00:04:05,937 --> 00:04:09,319 Talk to her? What? What in the world would I say? 49 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:14,620 I don't know. Tell her that you got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her. 50 00:04:14,661 --> 00:04:17,335 Are you out of your mind, Tucker? These are college girls. 51 00:04:17,376 --> 00:04:20,799 They grew up with vacation homes, and guys like me fixing their toilets. 52 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:24,013 You gotta have some faith in yourself, man. Girls can smell fear. 53 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,977 Now come on! You are a good-lookin' man... 54 00:04:27,019 --> 00:04:28,439 more or less. 55 00:04:28,481 --> 00:04:29,816 You got a damn good heart. 56 00:04:29,858 --> 00:04:31,445 Yup. 57 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:34,993 I mean, that's two things right there. Now, go on, get over there. 58 00:04:35,077 --> 00:04:37,038 What's the worst that could happen? 59 00:04:40,045 --> 00:04:41,089 You know something? 60 00:04:42,675 --> 00:04:46,139 - You're right, Tuck. I'm gonna do it. - All right. 61 00:04:46,181 --> 00:04:48,560 - I'm gonna do it right now. - All right, hold up. 62 00:04:48,602 --> 00:04:53,070 All right, now, whatever you say, just smile and laugh. 63 00:04:53,112 --> 00:04:54,656 It shows confidence. 64 00:04:54,698 --> 00:04:57,912 Smile and laugh. OK. 65 00:04:58,872 --> 00:04:59,958 - Do it. - All right. 66 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:18,660 You guys, uh...goin' campin'? 67 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:27,010 Hey! Hey. Now, look... we don't want any trouble, all right? 68 00:05:27,052 --> 00:05:28,847 - So just...back off. - Whoa! 69 00:05:28,889 --> 00:05:30,350 - OK. OK. I'm sorry. - Back off! 70 00:05:33,146 --> 00:05:34,274 Get in the truck. 71 00:05:37,197 --> 00:05:39,951 That's a-a good-lookin' cooler... 72 00:05:49,303 --> 00:05:52,976 I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies. 73 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,234 They hate my face! 74 00:05:56,776 --> 00:05:58,153 Come on. 75 00:06:04,874 --> 00:06:09,050 I ain't like you, Tucker, you know? I can't talk to the ladyfolk the way you can. 76 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:11,596 No one can. I mean, I... 77 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:15,770 I always get all stupid, and my hands get clammy, and I just act like a big fat idiot. 78 00:06:15,812 --> 00:06:19,528 You know what your problem is? You got an inferiority complex. 79 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:21,115 No, I don't. 80 00:06:21,157 --> 00:06:22,826 - Yeah, yeah. - No. 81 00:06:22,868 --> 00:06:26,166 Let me tell you something, life is short. You got to go after what you want. 82 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:27,543 Mm-hm. 83 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:30,967 Cos it sure as hell ain't gonna just fall right in your lap. 84 00:06:31,009 --> 00:06:32,636 - That's true, I reckon. - Aw, shit. 85 00:06:32,679 --> 00:06:35,142 - What are you doing? - Shit, shit. We got a cop. 86 00:06:35,184 --> 00:06:36,728 Oh, I got you. 87 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:39,985 I got a rag. Move your arm. You spilled beer all over your crotch. 88 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,988 All right, he's pulling over. 89 00:06:42,865 --> 00:06:44,201 - Get up, Dale. - I can't. 90 00:06:44,242 --> 00:06:46,914 - Dale, he's coming. - No, it's stuck on my sleeve. 91 00:06:46,956 --> 00:06:48,292 - Get up. - My hand is stuck on... 92 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:50,923 Un-stuck it, then. He's out of his car. 93 00:06:50,964 --> 00:06:52,759 He's out of his car? He's coming. 94 00:06:52,801 --> 00:06:54,554 - Tucker! - Get it... 95 00:06:59,355 --> 00:07:00,774 Yeah. 96 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,283 - Howdy, Officer. - Hey. 97 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,915 - It's a beautiful day, isn't it? - Yeah. 98 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:10,000 License, please. 99 00:07:10,836 --> 00:07:14,885 Uh, I lost my wallet a couple weeks back. New one is in the mail. 100 00:07:17,473 --> 00:07:19,017 Temporary. 101 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:20,688 Where you two headed? 102 00:07:20,729 --> 00:07:23,987 We're headed to our vacation home up by Morris Lake. 103 00:07:25,656 --> 00:07:28,035 I sank every penny I had into it. 104 00:07:28,077 --> 00:07:31,584 Me and Dale here, we're gonna go fix 'er up, maybe do a little fishin'. 105 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,548 - Do a little fishin'. - He's been striking out with the ladies. 106 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:37,471 I figured a little man time might do him some good. 107 00:07:38,389 --> 00:07:44,400 There ain't nothing up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine. 108 00:07:48,784 --> 00:07:51,121 I pulled you over cos you got a broken turn signal. 109 00:07:51,164 --> 00:07:52,833 Oh, yes, sir. 110 00:07:54,044 --> 00:07:55,671 See that you, uh... 111 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,262 get that fixed. 112 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,266 That was very helpful. 113 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,035 - Man, that was tense. - That dude's weird. 114 00:08:11,077 --> 00:08:12,329 There he goes. 115 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:14,500 Bye _ 116 00:08:15,502 --> 00:08:18,257 God, would you look at him? You know what his problem is? 117 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:21,264 He was jealous because he can't afford a place of his own. 118 00:08:21,305 --> 00:08:23,560 Ah. Well... 119 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:27,066 Here's to the good life, huh? 120 00:08:28,777 --> 00:08:31,449 - Oh, yeah. - To the good life, man. 121 00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:50,569 I mean, what's a parasite? Oh, look at this little truck right here! 122 00:08:50,612 --> 00:08:53,409 I know, I know. Is that ours? 123 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:55,413 Wow. And another one right there. 124 00:09:12,779 --> 00:09:14,700 Oh, my God. 125 00:09:16,453 --> 00:09:17,914 It's perfect! 126 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,795 - And what did they call this, a fixer-upper? - Yeah. 127 00:09:22,047 --> 00:09:24,678 - All right, let's go check it out inside. - Yeah. 128 00:09:24,719 --> 00:09:27,934 I can't believe this is ours! Oh, my God! 129 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:39,205 - Well, it's just a little dusty is all. - It's a mansion! 130 00:09:50,227 --> 00:09:54,234 Whoever used to live here must have been an archaeologist or something. 131 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:57,031 Yeah, archae... Yeah. 132 00:09:57,072 --> 00:10:00,246 Look at this. Must have been a real news junkie, too. 133 00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:12,311 Chubby's Chili Dog Depot? Buy three, get two free. No expiration date. 134 00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:15,609 - All right. - Score! 135 00:10:15,651 --> 00:10:19,617 Tucker, look! They got my favourite board game here, too. 136 00:10:19,659 --> 00:10:23,375 You know what? I tell you something, Dale. 137 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:26,965 I cannot believe that I am standing in my own vacation home right now. 138 00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:29,218 You know something? 139 00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:32,642 Dreams really do come true. 140 00:10:32,684 --> 00:10:33,936 Look out! 141 00:10:35,439 --> 00:10:38,361 - Whoa! - Well, I guess we should fix that. 142 00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:40,657 Yeah, that's a good idea. 143 00:10:42,829 --> 00:10:44,206 You can get off me now. 144 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:47,796 If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick but never do it, are you gay? 145 00:10:47,838 --> 00:10:49,382 - Yes. - Really? 146 00:10:49,424 --> 00:10:50,592 - Guys! - Are you serious? 147 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:53,099 - What? - You guys want to hear a scary story? 148 00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:55,394 No! Chuck, no. 149 00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:57,273 - Absolutely not. - That's not funny. 150 00:10:57,314 --> 00:11:00,362 - You're such a liar. - It happened to my cousins, I think. 151 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:04,579 Now, do you fuckers want to hear a real story? Huh? 152 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:12,969 This story happened right here, right in these very woods. 153 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,437 It was 20 years ago today. 154 00:11:23,323 --> 00:11:25,202 The Memorial Day Massacre. 155 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:30,670 How a bunch of college kids... just like us... 156 00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:33,425 they came out here to have a good time... 157 00:11:34,469 --> 00:11:41,191 but little did they know that they weren't the only ones in these here woods. 158 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,071 Pump Up The Jam) 159 00:11:44,113 --> 00:11:46,743 Pump it up While your feet are stompin'. 160 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:48,747 And the jam is pumpin'... 161 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,129 J' Pump it up a little more. 162 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,633 J* Get the party going on the dance Hoof. 163 00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:57,138 J' See, cos that's where the... 164 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:59,560 Get another one! Come on! 165 00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:02,399 J' I'm gonna meet my maker. 166 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:05,070 J' I ain't afraid to die. 167 00:12:05,112 --> 00:12:09,455 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Yeah, put that back on. 168 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,751 No, no. This is cool, I like this. 169 00:12:52,286 --> 00:12:55,042 Only one person lived to tell this story. 170 00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:58,590 The rest of them just disappeared... 171 00:12:59,884 --> 00:13:02,807 and their bodies are buried beneath us. 172 00:13:05,354 --> 00:13:08,568 Hey! Hey! There's a lake back there. 173 00:13:08,609 --> 00:13:10,697 Who wants to go skinny dipping? 174 00:13:10,738 --> 00:13:13,243 - I do. - Yeah. 175 00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:16,625 - All right. - I'm not getting naked. 176 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:27,772 Uh... That's OK, Tuck. 177 00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:29,609 You take that. That's yours. 178 00:13:30,986 --> 00:13:33,282 That's why you're never gonna get ahead in life. 179 00:13:33,324 --> 00:13:36,038 It's cos you don't stick up for yourself. 180 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,881 Do not even think about it. 181 00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:43,385 - But you just said... - Are you kidding me? 182 00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:45,598 - OW! - Are you serious? 183 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,604 What'd I just say? 184 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:52,319 - You said I gotta stick up for myself. - I said, "Don't even think about it", though. 185 00:13:52,361 --> 00:13:53,989 That was the last thing I said. 186 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,297 Hello? 187 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:05,804 Is someone there? 188 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,807 Guys? 189 00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:13,986 Yargh! 190 00:14:14,028 --> 00:14:16,908 God, Chad! What the hell are you doing? 191 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,955 - You are such an asshole. - Come on, that was funny. 192 00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:21,459 No, it wasn't. 193 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:24,006 You got nothing to worry about, Allie. It's just me. 194 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,968 You totally freaked me out. 195 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,933 You know, you can drop the act now. 196 00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:33,983 - What act? - Like you're better than everyone else. 197 00:14:35,402 --> 00:14:37,364 - I don't think... - Yeah, you do. 198 00:14:37,406 --> 00:14:40,579 But that's OK, Allie, because I get it. 199 00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:44,378 I mean, you are better than everyone else. 200 00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,676 You and I, Allie... 201 00:14:47,718 --> 00:14:51,391 are cut from a different cloth. You know what I mean? 202 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,523 - I'm not... I... - All I'm saying is... 203 00:14:56,693 --> 00:15:00,367 I'm glad that we have this chance to get to know each other better. 204 00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:05,211 Chad, you're drunk. 205 00:15:05,253 --> 00:15:08,675 That's a good thing. It lowers my inhibitions. 206 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:11,764 OK, uh... 207 00:15:11,806 --> 00:15:14,102 - Come on, stop. - Why? 208 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,854 Why? Why stop? 209 00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:18,570 We're perfect for each other. 210 00:15:20,657 --> 00:15:24,330 Let's talk about this later. I'm gonna go catch up with everyone. 211 00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:26,417 Come on, Allie. Come on... 212 00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:31,761 Oh, it's so cold! Here we go! 213 00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,602 What's that all about? 214 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,445 I don't know, but I think we should go check it out. 215 00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:42,657 No. No, Tuck, you know what? 216 00:15:42,699 --> 00:15:45,579 My guess would be that they don't really want to see us right now. 217 00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:49,338 - Yeah, I kind of want to see them. - No, no. 218 00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:52,009 What the hell are you doing? 219 00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,183 - Damn it, Dale! - What? 220 00:15:56,224 --> 00:15:58,772 I'm not gonna go around one more time with you on this. 221 00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:00,651 - OK. - Hush. 222 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:05,159 Whoo-hoo! I love camping! 223 00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:08,707 Look. 224 00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:14,093 Oh. 225 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,647 - Tucker! - Shush! 226 00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:27,911 God damn it, Dale! What the hell is the matter with you? 227 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,581 Me? What did I do? 228 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:32,879 When you see a college girl prancing around in front of you half-naked, 229 00:16:32,921 --> 00:16:37,346 - you do not yell out my name. - Well, you were being a Peeping Tom. 230 00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:40,059 You are hopeless, do you know that? You're hopeless. 231 00:16:42,857 --> 00:16:44,152 She didn't come up yet. 232 00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:47,742 - Tuck, paddle. - Oh, Jesus. 233 00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:52,917 Hey! Lady? 234 00:16:54,128 --> 00:16:55,758 Hey, lady! 235 00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:59,681 - Where'd she go, Tuck? - Whoa, whoa, Dale! 236 00:17:02,478 --> 00:17:06,445 Help me get her in the boat! Come on! 237 00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:08,740 Get her legs! 238 00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:11,329 Oh! No! 239 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:14,334 - Hey, we got your friend! - Oh, God! 240 00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:17,966 They got Allison! Come on! 241 00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:21,098 Hey! 242 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:25,021 We got your friend! Why the hell are they running away? Hey! 243 00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:28,904 Doesn't matter, Tucker, we gotta get her back to the cabin. Come on, let's row. 244 00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:31,535 - Shit! - Oh, man. 245 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,999 Shit. 246 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,754 Chad! Chad! 247 00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,968 The hillbillies... 248 00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:42,222 - What hillbillies? - From the store! 249 00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:44,183 They captured Allison! 250 00:17:54,162 --> 00:17:55,372 Allie! 251 00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:31,024 Oh, God! No. 252 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:35,324 - No, please! No, please, don't... - Don't...don't cry. 253 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:36,743 Please don't cut me open! 254 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:43,297 Oh! It's the pancakes! You hate pancakes! I'll go make you something else. I'll just... 255 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,386 Doesn't like pancakes. 256 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:48,767 Should have asked her if she liked pancakes. Big fat stupid idiot! 257 00:18:50,478 --> 00:18:52,315 Pa... Pancakes? 258 00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:56,574 Allison! 259 00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,786 I don't understand. Where do you think they took her? 260 00:18:58,828 --> 00:19:02,501 - Maybe they took her to the hospital. - You don't get it, do you? 261 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,547 Chuck, tell him what you saw. 262 00:19:04,589 --> 00:19:08,013 Well, it was really dark, but it looked like one of the guys was... 263 00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:09,974 like...eating her face off. 264 00:19:11,185 --> 00:19:13,022 That is so disgusting. 265 00:19:13,063 --> 00:19:15,193 Not to sound too cliché, but shouldn't we go to the police? 266 00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:16,862 And just leave Allison with them? 267 00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:18,867 If they already ate her, what difference does it make? 268 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:22,248 We don't need the police. We can handle this on our own. 269 00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:26,380 What if I go? It's my dad's truck. He told me I was the only one allowed to drive it. 270 00:19:26,422 --> 00:19:28,301 Fine. You wanna go, Chuck? Then just go. 271 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,265 OK, awesome. I'll be back in a jiffy, I swear. 272 00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:34,730 That's such bullshit. Why does he get to go? 273 00:19:42,955 --> 00:19:45,877 Hey, guys! You better come look at this. 274 00:19:49,801 --> 00:19:51,806 What is this place? 275 00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:55,312 It's just a cabin. It doesn't mean they're psycho killers. 276 00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:58,442 Oh, yeah? Then why don't you go in there and talk to them? 277 00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,446 All right. Maybe I will. 278 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,290 I said maybe. 279 00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:31,381 There you go. Please don't tell me that you hate eggs and bacon. 280 00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:36,058 Wha-What am I doing here? 281 00:20:36,099 --> 00:20:39,356 Oh, you don't remember? OK. Uh... 282 00:20:39,397 --> 00:20:42,027 Well, me and Tucker... 283 00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:44,365 I mean, uh, I and Tuck... 284 00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:46,118 Well... 285 00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:51,963 - Tucker and I brung you here last night. - Why? 286 00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:54,885 Because you were about to go swimming with your friends, 287 00:20:54,927 --> 00:20:57,849 and you climbed up on a bunch of rocks, and you fell and banged your head 288 00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:00,354 and then you fell into the water, and then... 289 00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:02,858 I dove in and rescued you. 290 00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:08,453 - Wait, you...you were spying on us? - No. No, what? No! 291 00:21:08,495 --> 00:21:10,708 No, we weren't spying. No, I swear to God, no, no. 292 00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:13,462 We were out there fishin'. OK? I didn't... We didn't see... 293 00:21:13,504 --> 00:21:16,427 I didn't see... Maybe Tucker might have seen a little... 294 00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:17,971 Where are my friends? 295 00:21:18,013 --> 00:21:22,105 - They ran off into the woods. - They just left me? 296 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,442 Yeah, but don't be mad at them. 297 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,656 Some people just aren't any good in a crisis, 298 00:21:27,698 --> 00:21:30,580 and that's why Tucker and I brung you here, 299 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,418 hoping that they would come get you in the morning. 300 00:21:35,464 --> 00:21:38,427 I didn't have any girlie clothes, so... 301 00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:40,348 it's OK, I... 302 00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:42,811 I never really had much fashion sense, anyway. 303 00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:45,232 - Me neither. - Yeah. 304 00:21:47,528 --> 00:21:51,913 That's my dog, Jangers. He looks mean, but he's just a big old marshmallow. 305 00:21:51,955 --> 00:21:54,083 You can just pet him round the nose. 306 00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,253 - He's drooling. - I know. 307 00:21:57,214 --> 00:22:01,304 Anyway, um...I'm sorry about all the mess around here. 308 00:22:01,347 --> 00:22:04,436 Tucker just bought this place, and, uh...you know... 309 00:22:05,605 --> 00:22:09,028 Yeah, I'm sure it doesn't look like much to a high-class girl like you, 310 00:22:09,112 --> 00:22:13,746 but we've always just had sort of a dream to have our own vacation home. 311 00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:16,459 But, uh...anyway... 312 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,384 you should relax and rest, OK? 313 00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:22,930 Hey, what's... what's your name? 314 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:24,642 Uh... 315 00:22:24,684 --> 00:22:27,565 It's Tale. Ducker. My name... 316 00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:31,029 - My name is Dale. - I'm Allison. 317 00:22:31,071 --> 00:22:33,241 But my... my friends call me Allie. 318 00:22:33,283 --> 00:22:37,292 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you, Allie...son. 319 00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:40,505 And if you need anything else, you just holler for me. 320 00:22:40,547 --> 00:22:42,509 I'll be right in the little room here. 321 00:22:45,222 --> 00:22:46,852 - Uh, Dale? - Yeah. 322 00:22:47,812 --> 00:22:50,066 Do you guys have anything to do around here? 323 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:51,694 Do you like board games? 324 00:22:53,865 --> 00:22:55,743 What kind do you have? 325 00:22:56,953 --> 00:23:00,252 We got this one right here. It's my favourite. Trivi-Up. 326 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,136 - Yes! - Come on, four out of seven. 327 00:23:05,178 --> 00:23:06,973 No way, dude. You lost. 328 00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:10,815 Just shut up and walk, bitch. 329 00:23:24,132 --> 00:23:26,094 Goddamn Romeo. 330 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,184 Oh, well. 331 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:47,802 Oh, Jesus. 332 00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:05,587 Aargh! Aargh! Argh! 333 00:24:05,629 --> 00:24:07,883 Run! Run for your lives! 334 00:24:07,966 --> 00:24:10,262 Yargh! 335 00:25:06,579 --> 00:25:08,500 Here we go. Big roll. Five. 336 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,130 One, two, three, four, five. 337 00:25:11,172 --> 00:25:12,884 OK, shoot. 338 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:16,682 Who was the fifth President of the United States? 339 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,560 Oh, that's too easy. That's James Monroe. 340 00:25:19,939 --> 00:25:23,237 God, you are right again. You are killing me. 341 00:25:23,278 --> 00:25:25,491 I know. I'm sorry about that. I just... 342 00:25:25,574 --> 00:25:28,497 I got this weird brain where I'm dumb as a stump, 343 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:32,213 - but I remember everything I ever heard. - That sounds pretty smart to me. 344 00:25:32,296 --> 00:25:36,638 No, trust me, I'm stupid. I barely even made it past the third grade. 345 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,766 Oh, that doesn't mean anything. 346 00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:42,567 There's a difference between education and intellect. 347 00:25:45,864 --> 00:25:47,951 Yeah? 348 00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:53,713 So, um, what is it that you study in college? 349 00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:55,967 I'm getting my Bachelor's degree in psychology. 350 00:25:56,009 --> 00:25:58,388 Oh, a Bach... Oh. 351 00:25:59,473 --> 00:26:02,980 So, what kind of work would you do with that? 352 00:26:03,022 --> 00:26:05,067 Oh, I don't know. I, um... 353 00:26:06,529 --> 00:26:08,490 I-I have these stupid dreams. 354 00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:10,119 Dreams are not stupid. 355 00:26:11,872 --> 00:26:17,800 Well, um...I just think that so many of the major problems and conflicts in the world 356 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,138 are caused by a lack of communication, you know? 357 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,265 - Yeah. - And I just... 358 00:26:21,307 --> 00:26:24,688 I just always thought that I'd make a really good therapist. 359 00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:26,234 No, don't! Don't! 360 00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:30,325 Yeah, my parents say the same thing. I should probably just give up. 361 00:26:30,367 --> 00:26:34,666 No. I think you could do whatever you want. It's just, that beam is a little bit rickety. 362 00:26:34,707 --> 00:26:37,548 Yeah, you could have just pushed that thing right over. 363 00:26:37,589 --> 00:26:39,092 Hey, hey. 364 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,721 Oh, my God, Tucker, what happened to your face? 365 00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:44,059 I sawed into a bees' nest. 366 00:26:44,142 --> 00:26:46,438 Why? 367 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,195 I didn't do it on purpose, you idiot. 368 00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:52,242 I might have avoided it if you were out there helping me! 369 00:26:55,206 --> 00:26:56,458 Yeah. 370 00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:00,174 We came out here to work... 371 00:27:00,216 --> 00:27:02,637 not sit around playing stupid board games! 372 00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:05,601 It was my fault, I... I suckered him into playing. 373 00:27:05,642 --> 00:27:08,189 No, that's not true. It was my fault. 374 00:27:08,231 --> 00:27:11,906 How about I come over there and pull those stingers out of your face? 375 00:27:11,947 --> 00:27:13,825 Then I'll help you with whatever you want? 376 00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:17,206 - All right, I'd like that. Thank you. - OK. 377 00:27:17,248 --> 00:27:20,129 Let me help. Wow, they really did a number on you. 378 00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:23,052 - Be careful. Be careful. - They really got you. 379 00:27:23,093 --> 00:27:24,262 Hi. 380 00:27:24,346 --> 00:27:26,016 I saw your friend out there. 381 00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:32,987 He must be allergic to bees or something, because he was runnin' like a bat outta hell. 382 00:27:33,071 --> 00:27:36,870 - I should go out there and find them... - No, no! That's... No! 383 00:27:36,912 --> 00:27:40,585 No, you need to rest, so we'll go find your friends. 384 00:27:40,627 --> 00:27:43,884 - But I can just... - No. No buts, OK? 385 00:27:43,926 --> 00:27:47,306 We'll go find your friends. You should relax. Tucker and Dale are on the case. 386 00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:48,851 Ain't that right, Tucker? 387 00:27:50,729 --> 00:27:52,065 - Yeah. - Yeah. 388 00:27:52,108 --> 00:27:55,197 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Good man. OK. 389 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:59,539 Dale, just... just be careful, OK? 390 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:01,835 My friends can be kind of judgmental. 391 00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:04,339 I'm gonna let Tucker do most of the talking, anyway. 392 00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:07,470 He can win over just about anybody, can't you? Real people person. 393 00:28:09,766 --> 00:28:13,524 OK, here we go. You just relax, OK? Get some rest. 394 00:28:20,913 --> 00:28:24,462 - They fucking killed him, man. - They left his body here as a message. 395 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:29,722 - Yeah, "Stay the fuck out of our woods." - I can't believe this is happening. 396 00:28:29,764 --> 00:28:34,147 Would you fucking quit it with this thing? It doesn't work out here! 397 00:28:35,274 --> 00:28:37,820 We gotta get to the road and try to catch a ride out of here. 398 00:28:37,862 --> 00:28:41,536 We don't need a ride out of here. Don't you get it? 399 00:28:41,578 --> 00:28:44,918 This is what it's all about. It's us against them. 400 00:28:44,959 --> 00:28:47,881 Survival of the fittest! 401 00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:52,182 What are you doing, man? 402 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:53,559 That's my whole face. 403 00:28:53,643 --> 00:28:56,022 You have serious issues, you know that? 404 00:28:56,064 --> 00:28:59,821 - Quick. Somebody's coming. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit... 405 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:03,454 And the answer was, "isosceles triangle". You know what that is? 406 00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:05,499 Is it a triangle? Yeah. 407 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:07,670 Tucker, you would have been proud of me. 408 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:11,219 A smart little college girl like that, and I was beating the crap out of her. 409 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:12,973 - Dale. - Yeah? 410 00:29:13,015 --> 00:29:15,811 You beat the crap outta everybody. There's something wrong with your brain. 411 00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,480 I know. You keep telling me that. 412 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:21,990 Tell you what, when we get back I'll finish her off real quick then we'll get back to work. 413 00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:24,119 They're gonna kill her! 414 00:29:25,329 --> 00:29:29,378 - Somebody was just here. - Oh, yeah. It's a hatchet. 415 00:29:31,299 --> 00:29:32,301 College kids! 416 00:29:34,096 --> 00:29:38,271 - College kids! - Say it again. Louder. 417 00:29:38,313 --> 00:29:41,861 - College kids! - Hey, college kids! 418 00:29:41,903 --> 00:29:45,160 College kids! 419 00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:46,746 I don't see 'em. 420 00:29:47,915 --> 00:29:49,709 They must have run off. 421 00:29:50,127 --> 00:29:55,221 Well, hmm... Maybe we could leave them a note in case they come back. 422 00:29:55,262 --> 00:29:56,515 All right. With what? 423 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,606 - Well, this'll work. - All right. Please, hurry up. 424 00:30:00,648 --> 00:30:05,281 - My face is as hot as a haemorrhoid. - Yeah, you don't look so good. OK. 425 00:30:05,323 --> 00:30:07,452 - Careful. - I'm gonna have to etch it in. 426 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:34,421 Uh-huh, I got my cootie shot. 427 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:36,717 You think that girl is hot... 428 00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:39,139 - Dale? - Yeah? Huh... 429 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:43,397 - Did you guys find my friends? - Uh, whoa. 430 00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:45,150 Whoa. 431 00:30:45,192 --> 00:30:47,571 - What? - Huh? What? 432 00:30:47,654 --> 00:30:50,243 Your friends? No, no. Uh, we left them a note. 433 00:30:50,327 --> 00:30:52,456 They should be by here any minute. 434 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:58,467 - What are you doing? - Oh, I'm digging a shitter hole. 435 00:30:58,509 --> 00:31:00,638 I'm digging a crap... crapper hole. It's a... 436 00:31:00,679 --> 00:31:03,393 It's a hole. It's for the shithouse. Craphouse... 437 00:31:03,435 --> 00:31:06,107 - Outhouse hole. - An outhouse hole. 438 00:31:06,858 --> 00:31:09,489 - Right. You mind if I help? - What? No! 439 00:31:09,531 --> 00:31:13,122 No, no, it's not work for a pretty... for a girl like you. That's... 440 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,874 Oh. 441 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:18,047 I grew up on a farm. It was either help out or get out. 442 00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:19,466 That's a good rule. 443 00:31:19,508 --> 00:31:22,054 Yeah. So I've done this before, believe it or not. 444 00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:23,141 Yeah. 445 00:31:29,318 --> 00:31:31,614 You gonna help, or just stand there staring at me? 446 00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:35,205 - Uh... No, I'm gonna help. I'll just... - I can't dig this on my own. 447 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:36,749 Yeah, yeah. 448 00:31:38,295 --> 00:31:40,549 - Yeah, you're doing a good job. - Thank you. 449 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:53,616 That sick fuck. He's making her dig her own grave. 450 00:31:53,657 --> 00:31:55,327 We don't have much time. 451 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,918 - Does everybody have their weapons? - All set, man. 452 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:02,966 All right, you guys go around, get the guy at the wood chipper. You take the big guy. 453 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,146 I'm gonna just chill right here. 454 00:32:13,529 --> 00:32:15,241 OK, one more load and we're done. 455 00:32:16,243 --> 00:32:19,667 Hey, come on, get out. Here. 456 00:32:22,171 --> 00:32:23,674 Now! 457 00:32:24,592 --> 00:32:25,886 Huh? 458 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:29,852 Oh, good, look, your friends are here. Hey! 459 00:32:31,063 --> 00:32:32,440 Dale! 460 00:32:37,784 --> 00:32:41,208 Oh, God! 461 00:33:19,406 --> 00:33:20,784 Are you OK? 462 00:33:25,335 --> 00:33:27,296 Allison, say something! 463 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:31,680 - Tucker! Tucker! - Holy mother of God! 464 00:33:31,763 --> 00:33:33,892 You'll never beli... What happened to you? 465 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:37,400 - Are you OK? - What happened to me? 466 00:33:38,402 --> 00:33:42,952 Some kid, he just hucked himself right into the wood chipper! 467 00:33:42,994 --> 00:33:45,456 - What? - Headfirst right into the wood chipper! 468 00:33:45,499 --> 00:33:48,964 From his shoes and pants, it looked like it might have been one of the college kids. 469 00:33:49,006 --> 00:33:50,717 What the hell happened to her? 470 00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:53,848 She got knocked out and fell in the shitter hole right next to me. 471 00:33:53,889 --> 00:33:55,726 Is that your blood? What? No. 472 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:59,108 No, it's college kid blood. One of them suckers came running out of nowhere, 473 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:01,529 speared himself through the gut and died right on top of me! 474 00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:03,491 - Holy crap. - I know! 475 00:34:03,533 --> 00:34:04,785 Calm down. Don't cry. 476 00:34:04,827 --> 00:34:05,871 - Calm down! - OK. 477 00:34:05,912 --> 00:34:08,293 Get a hold of yourself! 478 00:34:10,672 --> 00:34:14,095 All right... I know what this is. 479 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:17,142 - What? - This is a suicide pact. 480 00:34:17,225 --> 00:34:19,230 - It's a what? - These kids are coming out here, 481 00:34:19,272 --> 00:34:23,112 - and killing themselves all over the woods. - My God, that makes so much sense. 482 00:34:23,154 --> 00:34:25,785 Holy shit. We have got to hide all of the sharp objects! 483 00:34:25,826 --> 00:34:28,831 You know what else? I think they're trying to kill her, too. 484 00:34:28,873 --> 00:34:30,836 Yeah. Think about it. 485 00:34:30,878 --> 00:34:34,802 That's why they acted so funny after we saved her, because they want her dead. 486 00:34:36,096 --> 00:34:39,435 - Why? - I don't know. I don't know. 487 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:42,776 It's good that you and I don't know - if we knew they'd want to kill us, too. 488 00:34:42,818 --> 00:34:44,696 Yeah, that's a good point. 489 00:34:44,738 --> 00:34:47,284 OK, so what... what do we... 490 00:34:47,326 --> 00:34:49,706 We go to the police? 491 00:34:49,789 --> 00:34:51,501 - Call the police? - Yeah. 492 00:34:52,586 --> 00:34:55,341 - And tell 'em what? - Uh...we'll tell 'em what happened. 493 00:34:55,383 --> 00:34:57,637 That's a good idea, Dale. 494 00:34:57,721 --> 00:35:01,937 "Oh, hidey-ho, Officer. We've had a doozy of a day. 495 00:35:01,979 --> 00:35:05,319 "There we were, minding our own business, doing some chores around the house, 496 00:35:05,361 --> 00:35:07,699 "when kids started killing themselves all over my property." 497 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:09,493 Well, that's what happened, Tucker! 498 00:35:09,535 --> 00:35:12,708 You would have to be a moron to believe that, Dale. 499 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,967 It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened. 500 00:35:17,009 --> 00:35:21,141 And what looks like what happened... is pretty nasty. 501 00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:22,978 So what the hell do we do? 502 00:35:24,314 --> 00:35:26,276 We gotta clean this mess up. 503 00:35:27,111 --> 00:35:29,574 - Right now. - OK. 504 00:35:33,122 --> 00:35:35,586 You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe. 505 00:35:35,669 --> 00:35:36,671 It's not good for you. 506 00:35:36,755 --> 00:35:38,717 Fucking dying isn't good for you, either, 507 00:35:38,759 --> 00:35:41,639 but that doesn't seem to be stopping anybody! 508 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,312 We gotta get out of here. I mean, what the hell are we still doing here? 509 00:35:45,355 --> 00:35:47,150 How are we gonna get outta here? 510 00:35:47,192 --> 00:35:49,655 Dickwad over here sent Chuck off with the truck! 511 00:35:49,696 --> 00:35:51,157 Well, then let's walk. 512 00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:53,412 - 40 miles? - You should have thought of that 513 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:56,334 - before you wore your stripper shoes. - Will y'all just shut up? 514 00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:58,714 Listen, we gotta work together, OK? 515 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:01,511 We never should've come out here. Whose stupid idea was this? 516 00:36:01,553 --> 00:36:02,596 Chad! 517 00:36:06,228 --> 00:36:09,652 You guys are all a bunch of fucking pussies, you know that? 518 00:36:09,694 --> 00:36:13,617 I mean, a few little tiny murders... 519 00:36:13,701 --> 00:36:15,872 and everyone just freaks out. 520 00:36:17,082 --> 00:36:19,337 But do you know how lucky you all are, huh? 521 00:36:19,379 --> 00:36:23,386 - Huh? - What the fuck are you talking about, man? 522 00:36:23,429 --> 00:36:27,436 How many people do you think get a chance for something like this? 523 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:31,779 - The chance to die? - The chance to live. 524 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:36,328 To be free from people always telling you what you can and can't do. 525 00:36:36,369 --> 00:36:39,876 There's no rules out here. It's us against them. 526 00:36:40,795 --> 00:36:44,260 And if you don't think you can handle that, well... 527 00:36:46,056 --> 00:36:47,517 maybe you deserve to die. 528 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,652 That's fucked up. 529 00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:57,536 Shh. Y'all hear that? 530 00:36:57,619 --> 00:37:00,291 Chuck got the police! Come on, you guys, let's go! 531 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:02,921 No, you don't need the fucking cops! 532 00:37:02,963 --> 00:37:05,218 The cops aren't gonna help us, man. 533 00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:10,269 Don't you fucking idiots know anything? 534 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,398 Fuck. 535 00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,998 Now, don't you worry. Your friends are probably fine. 536 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,544 Probably just a little misunderstanding, that's all. 537 00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:25,299 Oh, God! Look out! 538 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,552 - Help us! Help us! - Chloe? 539 00:37:27,594 --> 00:37:28,847 They're dead! 540 00:37:28,889 --> 00:37:30,308 They died! 541 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,144 Slow down, now. 542 00:37:32,227 --> 00:37:34,440 - They killed them! - OK. 543 00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:40,368 Stay calm. Well, why don't you kids climb in the back seat, and we'll go have a look? 544 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,171 Those stupid fucks. 545 00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:55,606 I don't think I have the stomach for this, Tuck. 546 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,905 I know. He's jammed in there pretty good. 547 00:38:00,951 --> 00:38:03,914 - The store better not charge me for this! - Yup. 548 00:38:03,956 --> 00:38:07,712 All right, look, I'm gonna wedge it from that side, and you pull him out on three. 549 00:38:07,754 --> 00:38:08,923 - OK. - All right? 550 00:38:09,884 --> 00:38:13,057 One. Two. Three! 551 00:38:13,099 --> 00:38:14,476 Argh! 552 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,483 - Oh, Tuck! Oh, take it off! Take it off me! - OK, help me get it off. 553 00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:21,740 Get it off me. Not on the face! 554 00:38:23,243 --> 00:38:24,620 Oh! I'm gonna barf. 555 00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:27,877 You're OK, you're OK. 556 00:38:27,918 --> 00:38:30,716 - Here, grab a leg. Grab a leg. - OK. 557 00:38:30,757 --> 00:38:31,969 Get him over to the truck. 558 00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:36,728 Oh, God. Oh, God. 559 00:38:36,769 --> 00:38:38,982 - He's heavy for half a guy. - Oh, God. 560 00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:47,457 Oh, shit. 561 00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,596 - Let me do the talking. - That's a good idea. 562 00:38:56,892 --> 00:38:58,353 You kids stay put. 563 00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:02,360 I'll handle this. 564 00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:06,327 Hey. Hello, Officer. 565 00:39:06,369 --> 00:39:08,372 - Good to see you again. - Yeah. 566 00:39:10,793 --> 00:39:14,091 - We have had a doozy of a day. - A real doozy. 567 00:39:14,132 --> 00:39:17,640 - Uh, there we were... - Yup. 568 00:39:17,682 --> 00:39:19,936 - minding our own business... - Yup. 569 00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:22,984 - making improvements to my house... - The new house. 570 00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:25,237 ..when, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, 571 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:30,081 these kids started killing themselves all over my property. 572 00:39:30,123 --> 00:39:33,628 This one right here, he dove headfirst right into the wood chipper, 573 00:39:33,713 --> 00:39:34,965 the woody right back there. 574 00:39:35,007 --> 00:39:40,100 There's another one up over there who shoved a spear through his gullet. 575 00:39:40,183 --> 00:39:41,352 Straight through. 576 00:39:41,394 --> 00:39:44,274 I don't know how much experience you've had with this, 577 00:39:44,316 --> 00:39:47,780 - but we were scared shitless. - Scared shitless. 578 00:39:55,921 --> 00:40:00,765 You must think that I'm some kind of moron to believe a story like that. 579 00:40:00,806 --> 00:40:02,435 - No... - Oh, no. 580 00:40:02,477 --> 00:40:05,816 - No, sir. - Not a moron, just...open-minded. 581 00:40:05,858 --> 00:40:10,241 Let me get this straight, cos I'm having trouble understanding something. 582 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:14,667 - What? - You say you were just working, 583 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:20,886 when this...kid...ran up and stuffed his head into that wood chipper? 584 00:40:20,928 --> 00:40:22,975 - That's a fact. - That is a fact. 585 00:40:23,016 --> 00:40:28,860 And I think maybe they might be trying to kill the girl that we have inside. 586 00:40:28,902 --> 00:40:30,363 - What girl? - You know what? 587 00:40:30,405 --> 00:40:33,829 She can maybe explain the whole thing if, uh... 588 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:36,793 if I hadn't have knocked her unconscious with a shovel. 589 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,297 - That's... - On accident. 590 00:40:39,339 --> 00:40:40,425 On accident. 591 00:40:40,466 --> 00:40:44,766 You've got another one inside, and you say she's unconscious? 592 00:40:44,808 --> 00:40:47,897 - Yeah, she's in my bedroom. - That's... 593 00:40:52,322 --> 00:40:54,035 You better show me what you done with her. 594 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:57,249 - Right this way. Let's show him. - OK, I'm gonna put this leg down. 595 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,879 Great idea. Why don't you go and show him? 596 00:41:00,964 --> 00:41:02,425 Wait, where is he going? 597 00:41:03,469 --> 00:41:06,183 - No, don't go in there. - Right this way, Sheriff. 598 00:41:10,608 --> 00:41:12,319 What's he doing? 599 00:41:13,154 --> 00:41:14,908 Why doesn't he fucking arrest them? 600 00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:25,094 Her eyes are equal, reactive to light. 601 00:41:27,432 --> 00:41:29,937 - At least she's not braindead. - Oh, thank God. 602 00:41:29,978 --> 00:41:34,362 I told you boys to stay away from this place, but you just didn't listen, did you? 603 00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:37,785 Now, you're looking at least two counts of involuntary manslaughter, 604 00:41:37,869 --> 00:41:39,915 but you'd be lucky to get that. 605 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:44,172 Officer, do we look like a couple of psycho killers to you? 606 00:41:46,260 --> 00:41:49,225 Well, it's... it's hard to say. 607 00:41:49,976 --> 00:41:51,980 Looks can be deceiving. 608 00:41:52,021 --> 00:41:53,399 Oh, don't! 609 00:41:56,655 --> 00:41:58,993 Sheriff! You OK? 610 00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:03,042 Oh, shit! 611 00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:05,756 Come on! What is going on? 612 00:42:05,797 --> 00:42:09,095 - How's he even walking, Tuck? - He looks like he's gonna walk it off. 613 00:42:09,137 --> 00:42:10,682 He's gonna be fine. 614 00:42:16,652 --> 00:42:18,363 Don't worry, I got it. 615 00:42:20,826 --> 00:42:22,915 It's Sher... Sher... 616 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:26,630 Oh, my God! They fucking killed him! 617 00:42:26,671 --> 00:42:28,634 Unlock the door! 618 00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:33,560 God damn it, Tucker! I told you we should have fixed that beam! 619 00:42:33,602 --> 00:42:37,442 You are not putting this on me! Do you understand me? This is your fault. 620 00:42:37,484 --> 00:42:40,990 In there playing board games with that little girl when I'm out working! 621 00:42:48,714 --> 00:42:50,676 Unlock the fucking door! 622 00:42:50,717 --> 00:42:54,558 If you hadn't been playing board games with that little girl inside, 623 00:42:54,642 --> 00:42:57,565 we would have had a little more time to fix the beam! 624 00:42:57,648 --> 00:42:58,733 Heads up. 625 00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,946 - Fuck you, you motherfuckers! - No, no, no! 626 00:43:03,242 --> 00:43:05,538 Oh, you got to take the safety off on the side there. 627 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,379 Don't do... 628 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:11,884 Jesus! Oh, God! 629 00:43:13,428 --> 00:43:15,974 You've got to start being more careful! 630 00:43:22,321 --> 00:43:24,700 I don't think he understands! 631 00:43:25,744 --> 00:43:27,288 Om. 632 00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:29,293 "You gotta take the safety off"? 633 00:43:30,169 --> 00:43:34,886 You're something, Dale. None of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! 634 00:43:34,928 --> 00:43:36,348 - What? - That's right! 635 00:43:36,389 --> 00:43:39,813 For being such a goddamn Good Samaritan! "My God, she's drowning, Tucker. 636 00:43:39,897 --> 00:43:44,572 - "Oh, let's save her." Hell! - Well, at least she's still alive. 637 00:43:44,614 --> 00:43:47,702 - Oh, halle-fuckin'-lujah! - Don't you dare blame this on her! 638 00:43:47,744 --> 00:43:51,085 I'm not blaming this on her, I'm blaming this on you! 639 00:43:51,126 --> 00:43:52,671 Well, you know what, Tucker? 640 00:43:52,712 --> 00:43:56,762 None of this would have happened if we hadn't have gone fishin'! 641 00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:59,559 - That isn't even an option. - I don't even like fishin'! 642 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,104 You don't like... 643 00:44:03,316 --> 00:44:06,781 - What do you mean, you don't like fishin'? - I-I mean... 644 00:44:06,823 --> 00:44:08,994 I like... I like it OK. 645 00:44:09,035 --> 00:44:11,331 You know... I'm sorry. 646 00:44:11,373 --> 00:44:15,214 I'm sorry, Tucker. Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry. 647 00:44:16,843 --> 00:44:18,971 Yeah, you kinda did. 648 00:44:20,056 --> 00:44:21,435 Cut it out! 649 00:44:24,941 --> 00:44:26,236 Tucker... 650 00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:28,949 where's Jangers? 651 00:44:32,331 --> 00:44:33,959 - Shit. - Stay here. 652 00:44:35,003 --> 00:44:36,130 Aah! Damn. 653 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:39,093 Nuts... 654 00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:43,310 Hey, hillbilly! Your move. 655 00:44:43,352 --> 00:44:44,980 Oh, son of a bitch! 656 00:44:45,022 --> 00:44:47,485 - They got my dog. - Shit! 657 00:44:47,526 --> 00:44:49,739 We gotta do something. 658 00:44:49,781 --> 00:44:53,371 - Did you bring that nail gun in here? - Yeah. Why? 659 00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:57,129 Stay low. Stay low to the ground. Keep your hat! 660 00:45:03,849 --> 00:45:05,185 Oh. 661 00:45:05,227 --> 00:45:07,023 All right. 662 00:45:08,025 --> 00:45:10,196 - Cover me. - Uh... 663 00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:12,366 I ain't never shot at nobody before. 664 00:45:13,326 --> 00:45:17,334 If it helps, think of 'em like moving two-by-fours. 665 00:45:17,376 --> 00:45:19,088 Whoa! 666 00:45:20,132 --> 00:45:23,388 - Whoa! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 667 00:45:23,430 --> 00:45:25,516 Now, you create a distraction. 668 00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:28,898 I'm gonna go out the back door. 669 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:31,278 - And, Dale... - Yeah. 670 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,488 Try not to shoot me. 671 00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:35,494 - OK, I'll try. - All right. 672 00:45:35,536 --> 00:45:39,335 - What the fuck is taking so long? - I don't know. 673 00:45:41,923 --> 00:45:44,470 Hey, college kids! You want some of this? 674 00:46:05,928 --> 00:46:09,309 Ha-ha! You like that, college kids? How's that taste? 675 00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:13,109 I got plenty more where that came from! Bunch of freaks! 676 00:46:17,867 --> 00:46:19,246 Shit! 677 00:46:27,637 --> 00:46:31,185 Jesus, Dale. Take it easy. 678 00:46:31,227 --> 00:46:32,313 Hey, hillbilly! 679 00:46:33,481 --> 00:46:37,072 You shoot at us again, and your dog's dead! 680 00:46:37,948 --> 00:46:41,873 If you kill my dog, I swear to God, I'll get really mad! 681 00:46:41,914 --> 00:46:43,208 Then bring out the girl! 682 00:46:47,467 --> 00:46:50,139 I'm gonna shoot your dog! 683 00:46:50,181 --> 00:46:51,725 I'm gonna get really mad! 684 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,311 I'll get really mad! 685 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,530 Go home. Go! No, you're going the wrong way, shithead! 686 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,125 Oh! 687 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:07,506 It is a beautiful day for a run, isn't it? 688 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:11,087 Oh, God. Please, no. 689 00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:21,064 Are we done yet? 690 00:48:21,147 --> 00:48:24,530 I don't know, Naomi, is it covered? We may only get one chance at this. 691 00:48:24,613 --> 00:48:27,118 All right...trap's set. 692 00:48:28,830 --> 00:48:31,668 Hey...he's awake. 693 00:48:35,342 --> 00:48:37,680 What the hell is wrong with you kids? 694 00:48:37,721 --> 00:48:40,309 What is the matter with us? 695 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:41,520 - Hold him steady. - Yeah. 696 00:48:41,562 --> 00:48:43,566 Wait. Stop... 697 00:48:46,823 --> 00:48:49,161 I've never stood so close to pure evil before. 698 00:48:54,753 --> 00:48:59,054 - It kind of stinks. - It was supposed to be 24-hour protection... 699 00:48:59,138 --> 00:49:00,682 OK! Don't... 700 00:49:00,765 --> 00:49:05,483 No, look, I know you kids are having fun, but I am not a thrill-seeker! 701 00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:08,323 It's payback time, hillbilly. 702 00:49:09,115 --> 00:49:13,832 Payback... All right, look. Just let me go... Just let me go. 703 00:49:13,874 --> 00:49:15,753 I can get my cooler. 704 00:49:16,546 --> 00:49:19,385 Hey, I got 10 to 12 beers in there. 705 00:49:19,427 --> 00:49:23,059 They're yours. They're on ice right now, man! 706 00:49:24,102 --> 00:49:26,315 - This is for Mike! - No! 707 00:49:29,988 --> 00:49:32,869 OW! You prick. 708 00:49:40,092 --> 00:49:41,554 - Dale? - Allison. 709 00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:44,225 How are you feelin'? 710 00:49:46,062 --> 00:49:48,650 - A little fuzzy. - Yeah. 711 00:49:50,653 --> 00:49:51,864 Wha... 712 00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:54,370 What happ... 713 00:49:54,412 --> 00:49:56,206 - What happened? - Oh... 714 00:49:58,127 --> 00:49:59,296 Well, uh... 715 00:50:00,756 --> 00:50:03,011 I can't... I can't really say. 716 00:50:03,052 --> 00:50:04,139 Um... 717 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,812 It was so awful. 718 00:50:09,816 --> 00:50:12,279 Oh, my God. I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry. 719 00:50:12,321 --> 00:50:15,076 - I can't cry in front of a girl, God damn it. - That's OK. 720 00:50:15,118 --> 00:50:17,414 It's good to cry sometimes. 721 00:50:17,456 --> 00:50:19,501 It's OK, just... 722 00:50:19,543 --> 00:50:21,254 Just let it out. It's OK, all right? 723 00:50:24,552 --> 00:50:27,225 There you go. It'll feel better. 724 00:50:31,274 --> 00:50:32,693 Come on, just take a deep breath. 725 00:50:37,495 --> 00:50:39,791 There we go. Now... 726 00:50:41,126 --> 00:50:42,587 Now tell me what happened. 727 00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:47,264 Well...it's hard to say. 728 00:50:47,305 --> 00:50:48,516 Um... 729 00:50:50,562 --> 00:50:51,814 Your friends... 730 00:50:52,983 --> 00:50:55,654 Do some of your friends take medication? 731 00:50:56,489 --> 00:50:59,245 - Why? - Because I think they forgot to take it. 732 00:51:01,249 --> 00:51:04,170 What are you talking about? What... Where are they? 733 00:51:04,254 --> 00:51:08,220 They're out there somewhere right now tryin' to kill my best friend...and my dog. 734 00:51:08,262 --> 00:51:10,809 - I don't understand what you're talking... - I know. 735 00:51:10,851 --> 00:51:13,397 It doesn't make any sense. That's what the truth is. 736 00:51:13,439 --> 00:51:16,695 It's like all your friends just decided to go nuts all at the same time. 737 00:51:16,737 --> 00:51:21,078 The last thing I remember, I saw... I saw Chad and... 738 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,712 and then Todd was running at us, and... 739 00:51:27,549 --> 00:51:29,803 - Oh, my God. - I know. 740 00:51:29,845 --> 00:51:32,142 At first I thought they were trying to kill you, 741 00:51:32,184 --> 00:51:37,401 and then they started killing themselves and then they tried to kill us, 742 00:51:37,443 --> 00:51:39,656 and now they're going after my dog... 743 00:51:39,739 --> 00:51:41,200 ..Jangers. 744 00:51:41,283 --> 00:51:43,413 I guess they just like killing. 745 00:51:43,455 --> 00:51:46,878 No, there must be some kind of mistake. My friends would never hurt anyone. 746 00:51:46,962 --> 00:51:48,674 Jesus, they're here! 747 00:51:48,715 --> 00:51:51,929 They're not gonna stop till they kill all of us, I'm telling you. Hide! 748 00:51:51,971 --> 00:51:54,560 Dale, it's OK. Nobody wants to hurt you. 749 00:51:54,602 --> 00:51:57,107 - Die, hillbilly! - It sure sounds like someone does. 750 00:51:57,148 --> 00:51:59,569 I'm gonna go talk to them, OK? Just stay there. 751 00:51:59,611 --> 00:52:02,741 - What? No, no. - It's all just a big misunderstanding. 752 00:52:02,784 --> 00:52:04,705 We'll clear it right up, OK? 753 00:52:04,746 --> 00:52:07,794 Allison, don't go out there! You don't know what it's like out there. 754 00:52:12,344 --> 00:52:13,387 Oh, my God. 755 00:52:20,359 --> 00:52:22,155 - Ugh! - Allison! 756 00:52:30,003 --> 00:52:31,631 Oh! 757 00:52:42,694 --> 00:52:44,531 Did you see them? 758 00:52:46,618 --> 00:52:48,956 - No. - No? 759 00:52:52,881 --> 00:52:54,926 That's from Tucker's shirt. 760 00:52:57,055 --> 00:52:59,102 What is that? 761 00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,562 Oh, my God! 762 00:53:00,604 --> 00:53:03,359 Oh, my God! They cut off his bowlin' fingers! 763 00:53:05,781 --> 00:53:07,450 There's a note right there. 764 00:53:19,557 --> 00:53:23,523 "Now we got your friend. Try and get him!" 765 00:53:25,485 --> 00:53:28,700 Dale, how... how long was I out for? 766 00:53:29,409 --> 00:53:30,829 A few hours. 767 00:53:30,871 --> 00:53:32,583 I don't understand what... 768 00:53:32,624 --> 00:53:34,127 I gotta go help Tucker. 769 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,589 God damn it. 770 00:53:36,966 --> 00:53:39,262 My best friend needs me. I'm gonna get these kids. 771 00:53:39,345 --> 00:53:43,479 - Wait. We don't want to escalate things. - We don't want to escalate things? 772 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,192 No. They must have thought you were trying to harm me. 773 00:53:46,234 --> 00:53:48,237 Oh, and why would they think that? 774 00:53:50,533 --> 00:53:52,621 I... I don't know. 775 00:53:53,414 --> 00:53:54,793 I think you do know. 776 00:53:54,834 --> 00:53:59,384 Well, when we first saw you guys back at that store... 777 00:54:01,346 --> 00:54:03,934 we just thought that you looked... 778 00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:05,897 a little creepy. 779 00:54:05,939 --> 00:54:09,112 I was nervous. I don't know how to talk to girls, and I... 780 00:54:09,153 --> 00:54:11,115 Dale, I know that now, but we didn't then. 781 00:54:11,156 --> 00:54:13,369 You thought I looked like some kind of freak. 782 00:54:14,204 --> 00:54:16,209 We misjudged you, Dale. I... 783 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,841 I'm really sorry. 784 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,677 Don't be sorry. It's my fault. 785 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:26,561 I should have known that if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, 786 00:54:26,645 --> 00:54:28,232 somebody'd end up dead. 787 00:54:29,192 --> 00:54:31,530 Dale, it's... Dale, it's not like that. 788 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:34,076 If you do see your friends... 789 00:54:34,118 --> 00:54:36,956 tell 'em that I never wanted to hurt anybody. 790 00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,672 Dale, Dale, stop. Wait. No... 791 00:54:40,714 --> 00:54:41,924 Don't go there. 792 00:54:45,556 --> 00:54:47,477 Oh, shit. 793 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,938 Tucker! 794 00:54:51,401 --> 00:54:53,655 Tucker, you cut there? 795 00:55:01,003 --> 00:55:02,005 Tuck! 796 00:55:23,213 --> 00:55:25,384 Oh, goddamn stupid college kids. 797 00:55:30,268 --> 00:55:31,478 Tucker! 798 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,151 - Dale! - I'm comin' for you, buddy! 799 00:55:35,612 --> 00:55:37,031 Tucker?! 800 00:55:37,073 --> 00:55:39,034 Yeah. 801 00:55:39,076 --> 00:55:40,705 Tuck! Tucker! 802 00:55:42,249 --> 00:55:44,045 - Dale... - Hey! 803 00:55:45,046 --> 00:55:46,508 - Tucker. - Dale, it's a trap. 804 00:55:47,217 --> 00:55:49,096 - It's a what? - It's a trap. 805 00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:50,515 What? 806 00:55:51,559 --> 00:55:52,978 Oh, no. Oh, no! Tuck, no! 807 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,480 I don't wanna die! Please! 808 00:55:55,358 --> 00:55:58,406 Oh, God! Tucker! 809 00:55:58,448 --> 00:55:59,867 Dale... 810 00:56:03,457 --> 00:56:05,879 Oh. Oh... Oh... 811 00:56:06,756 --> 00:56:08,091 I never thought I'd say this, 812 00:56:08,133 --> 00:56:09,928 but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear. 813 00:56:09,969 --> 00:56:13,142 That's funny. 814 00:56:14,019 --> 00:56:15,063 Whoa... 815 00:56:16,858 --> 00:56:18,487 - Oh... - Dale... 816 00:56:18,529 --> 00:56:22,118 that kid, he's got some serious issues. 817 00:56:22,202 --> 00:56:24,498 I know. Let's get you down from there. 818 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,626 Wait! 819 00:56:26,668 --> 00:56:28,047 Sorry about that. 820 00:56:28,130 --> 00:56:29,800 This vacation sucks. 821 00:56:31,344 --> 00:56:33,014 Come on, let's go. 822 00:56:52,135 --> 00:56:53,971 Look at this place. 823 00:56:55,015 --> 00:56:59,440 - This is where evil lives. - Let's just hope that Allison's still alive. 824 00:57:01,904 --> 00:57:03,156 Allison! 825 00:57:03,197 --> 00:57:04,742 - Allison! - Chad? 826 00:57:05,995 --> 00:57:07,623 - Chad? - Shh! 827 00:57:07,664 --> 00:57:08,875 What are you guys doing? 828 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:10,795 Saving you, stupid! Come on. Let's go. 829 00:57:10,837 --> 00:57:14,052 Why are you whispering? There's no one else here. 830 00:57:15,304 --> 00:57:16,598 Oh. 831 00:57:19,896 --> 00:57:21,816 This place is really freaky. 832 00:57:21,858 --> 00:57:24,530 What have they done to you, Allie? Huh? 833 00:57:24,572 --> 00:57:26,743 They haven't done anything to me. 834 00:57:26,785 --> 00:57:29,039 Chad, this has all been a huge misunderstanding. 835 00:57:29,081 --> 00:57:33,129 We have to burn this place to the ground. Destroy it completely. 836 00:57:33,171 --> 00:57:35,593 What? No, no. Chad... 837 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,681 Chad! Stop. 838 00:57:38,599 --> 00:57:40,520 No, Chad, no. Chad, stop! 839 00:57:42,064 --> 00:57:45,655 You can't do this. This is their vacation home. 840 00:57:45,697 --> 00:57:47,574 You guys have to listen to me, OK? 841 00:57:47,617 --> 00:57:52,208 Tucker and Dale did not mean to hurt anyone. They're really nice. 842 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:54,254 You have no idea... 843 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:57,636 what this is all about, do you, Allison? 844 00:57:57,678 --> 00:57:59,473 - Huh? - No. 845 00:58:01,143 --> 00:58:03,981 These freaks are evil... 846 00:58:04,858 --> 00:58:07,823 and they deserve everything that's coming to them. 847 00:58:07,865 --> 00:58:10,035 OK, just relax, all right? 848 00:58:10,076 --> 00:58:13,541 I'm just trying to explain this is all a big misunderstanding. 849 00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:16,547 Tucker and Dale have been nothing but gentlemen to me this entire time, 850 00:58:16,589 --> 00:58:19,846 - while you guys have been terrorizing them. - But they started this! 851 00:58:19,888 --> 00:58:22,976 By doing what? Saving my life? 852 00:58:24,062 --> 00:58:27,902 Wait a minute. I remember reading about this in my sociology class. 853 00:58:27,985 --> 00:58:29,615 It's called Stockholm syndrome. 854 00:58:29,657 --> 00:58:32,578 When someone who's been kidnapped falls in love with their kidnapper. 855 00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:36,961 You're falling in love with him? 856 00:58:37,003 --> 00:58:39,341 No. W-What? 857 00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:43,224 - Chad, the... The what? This is... - Tell me... 858 00:58:43,265 --> 00:58:48,024 you're not falling in love with that freak, Allison. 859 00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:51,281 How could you love him? 860 00:58:52,951 --> 00:58:55,288 Chad, please. You don't understand. 861 00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:58,169 Well, are you or are you not in love with him? 862 00:58:58,211 --> 00:59:00,006 - What is the matter with you? - Tell me! 863 00:59:01,049 --> 00:59:04,557 Hey! Let the girl go. 864 00:59:05,058 --> 00:59:06,060 Tcha! 865 00:59:07,396 --> 00:59:11,236 - Are you OK, Allie? - Allie? Did he just call you Allie? 866 00:59:11,319 --> 00:59:15,453 Wait. Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, OK? 867 00:59:15,494 --> 00:59:17,874 Nobody wants to hurt anyone. 868 00:59:17,915 --> 00:59:20,086 You could have fooled me. 869 00:59:20,128 --> 00:59:22,674 - Fuck off, hillbilly. - Eat shit, body perm. 870 00:59:22,717 --> 00:59:25,681 Wait! How about I make some tea, 871 00:59:25,723 --> 00:59:28,603 and we all sit and talk this out? 872 00:59:28,644 --> 00:59:33,195 Oh, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I'll provide the finger sandwiches. 873 00:59:34,322 --> 00:59:35,951 I'm gonna go get a beer. 874 00:59:35,993 --> 00:59:39,708 OK, Chad, you...sit here, OK? 875 00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:41,962 In this chair. 876 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:43,632 Dale, you... 877 00:59:44,592 --> 00:59:46,388 you sit in this one. 878 00:59:53,902 --> 00:59:56,408 OK, good. Now, um... 879 00:59:57,284 --> 00:59:58,829 I'm gonna get the tea. 880 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:05,591 Is that camomile tea? I can't have that. It fucks with my asthma. 881 01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:07,261 It's Earl Grey. 882 01:00:07,302 --> 01:00:09,433 Oh, I love Earl Grey. That's great. 883 01:00:11,937 --> 01:00:16,529 Here's what we're gonna do. I want you each to tell your side of the story, 884 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:23,083 and as you're listening to the other person, I want you to see yourself in their shoes. 885 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:24,210 OK? 886 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:27,884 OK. 887 01:00:27,967 --> 01:00:30,431 Now, it's important that we communicate our feelings 888 01:00:30,515 --> 01:00:34,397 and understand each ether's perspective before any progress can be made. 889 01:00:37,402 --> 01:00:38,446 OK. 890 01:00:38,822 --> 01:00:40,367 Chad, why don't you start? 891 01:00:41,953 --> 01:00:45,794 - Well, where should I fucking begin? - Wherever you'd like. 892 01:00:46,712 --> 01:00:48,591 A long time ago, 893 01:00:48,633 --> 01:00:51,890 - before I was born... - OK, maybe not that far back. 894 01:00:51,932 --> 01:00:53,643 This is important. 895 01:00:56,606 --> 01:01:00,489 You see, my parents, they were attacked by hillbillies just like him. 896 01:01:02,828 --> 01:01:05,207 It was 20 years ago. 897 01:01:05,249 --> 01:01:07,043 The Memorial Day Massacre. 898 01:01:09,047 --> 01:01:12,512 They brutally murdered everyone. Just for fun. 899 01:01:13,138 --> 01:01:16,145 My mother ran for her life. 900 01:01:16,186 --> 01:01:17,647 But they captured hen. 901 01:01:26,582 --> 01:01:28,626 My father was helpless... 902 01:01:28,668 --> 01:01:32,342 and he didn't even know that she was pregnant with me yet. 903 01:01:34,805 --> 01:01:36,642 And they forced him to watch... 904 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:39,940 while they tortured hen. 905 01:01:43,405 --> 01:01:46,076 But my mom, she fought back... 906 01:01:47,205 --> 01:01:49,167 ..and she escaped. 907 01:01:50,336 --> 01:01:52,673 But my father wasn't so lucky. 908 01:01:57,558 --> 01:01:59,896 His body was never found. 909 01:02:07,243 --> 01:02:09,456 By the time I was born... 910 01:02:09,498 --> 01:02:12,294 my mother was already institutionalized. 911 01:02:13,255 --> 01:02:16,594 I grew up hearing that story from my grandmother. 912 01:02:23,441 --> 01:02:25,821 OK. Um... 913 01:02:27,782 --> 01:02:30,162 Thank you for sharing with us, Chad. 914 01:02:44,398 --> 01:02:47,321 - No, I'm not going in there! - Hey, hey, hey. 915 01:02:47,362 --> 01:02:50,994 Now, Chad said if they were gone longer than 15 minutes, 916 01:02:51,036 --> 01:02:52,831 we come in, guns blazing. 917 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:57,715 - But you don't even have a gun. - Damn it, woman! Don't argue with me! 918 01:03:07,485 --> 01:03:13,119 Are they drinking tea? Oh! I would totally love a cup of tea right now. 919 01:03:14,289 --> 01:03:15,583 No! 920 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:16,919 No way. 921 01:03:16,962 --> 01:03:19,131 They're fucking trapped. 922 01:03:19,173 --> 01:03:21,594 Oh...yeah. 923 01:03:21,636 --> 01:03:24,642 Now, come on, we gotta do something. 924 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:29,193 It's your turn. 925 01:03:30,404 --> 01:03:32,825 OK, well... 926 01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:35,454 First of all... 927 01:03:37,251 --> 01:03:41,091 I am really sorry that your family got massacred. 928 01:03:42,176 --> 01:03:43,429 That is awful. 929 01:03:43,554 --> 01:03:47,938 Secondly... I didn't have anything to do with that, OK? 930 01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:51,945 I mean, I would have been six years old at the time, so... 931 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:55,285 It may not have been you, but it was definitely your kind. 932 01:03:55,327 --> 01:03:59,919 My kind? Now, hey, I can't even hurt a fish, can I, Tucker? I can't even hurt fish. 933 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:03,300 That's right. He can't even hurt a fish. 934 01:04:03,343 --> 01:04:05,220 I just can't do it! 935 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:09,438 OK. S-So now that you've both expressed your side of the story, 936 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,859 how do you feel? 937 01:04:11,901 --> 01:04:14,697 I feel better. I feel... 938 01:04:14,739 --> 01:04:16,910 I feel like a weight... Yeah, I feel good. 939 01:04:17,912 --> 01:04:21,461 Great. OK. We're really making good progress. 940 01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:25,510 It's show time, freaks! 941 01:04:26,178 --> 01:04:28,391 Jason! No! 942 01:04:30,812 --> 01:04:31,855 Jesus Christ! 943 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:38,243 Oh, shit, baby! Why didn't you duck? Why didn't she duck? 944 01:04:39,453 --> 01:04:40,956 Chad, st... 945 01:04:41,624 --> 01:04:42,961 Get him, Tucker! 946 01:04:44,922 --> 01:04:45,966 Dale! 947 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,683 Go back to hell where you belong, freak! 948 01:04:51,268 --> 01:04:53,188 - Oh, shit! - Whoa! 949 01:04:53,230 --> 01:04:55,484 Shit! Chad, what the fuck? 950 01:04:55,526 --> 01:04:57,113 - Be calm. It's just the leg. - Stop and roll. 951 01:04:57,155 --> 01:04:58,949 - I'm on fire! - No, don't use that. 952 01:05:00,578 --> 01:05:01,663 Aargh! 953 01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:04,794 Aargh! 954 01:05:04,878 --> 01:05:06,130 Stop, drop, and roll! 955 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,553 - Get away from him! - Stomp it out! 956 01:05:15,732 --> 01:05:18,028 He's crackling like a log! 957 01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:19,364 Oh, that stinks. 958 01:05:22,203 --> 01:05:24,415 - Oh, shit! - I knew I shoulda moved that. 959 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:30,969 Allie, run! Run! 960 01:05:31,011 --> 01:05:32,055 Come on, let's go! 961 01:05:33,265 --> 01:05:35,269 Help me! 962 01:05:35,311 --> 01:05:37,358 Get off of me, you nasty bitch! 963 01:05:47,709 --> 01:05:49,172 My cabin. 964 01:05:50,132 --> 01:05:51,677 Your cabin. 965 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,265 I'm a terrible therapist. 966 01:05:54,348 --> 01:05:57,437 What? No, that's not true. Don't say that. 967 01:05:57,479 --> 01:05:59,860 I thought you did a great job in there. 968 01:05:59,901 --> 01:06:02,029 - Really? - Yeah, really. 969 01:06:03,282 --> 01:06:06,079 I think we were on the verge of a breakthrough. 970 01:06:07,498 --> 01:06:09,209 Thanks, Dale. That's really sweet. 971 01:06:09,251 --> 01:06:11,423 - Uh, guys? - Yeah. 972 01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:17,642 I think we should go to the pickup truck right now. 973 01:06:17,685 --> 01:06:19,480 Wait. Maybe we should help him. 974 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:24,824 - Argh! - Never mind. Let's just go. 975 01:06:24,866 --> 01:06:26,744 Get to the truck! 976 01:06:26,786 --> 01:06:29,081 Tucker! Tucker! 977 01:06:30,835 --> 01:06:32,547 He's coming! 978 01:06:32,881 --> 01:06:37,139 - OK, come on, truck. Come on, truck. - Come on, Dale. Go, go! 979 01:06:37,181 --> 01:06:39,769 - Do not flood it. - Do you wanna drive?! 980 01:06:39,811 --> 01:06:41,773 - Guys, just go! - Be careful with this. 981 01:06:41,815 --> 01:06:43,945 This is the only thing I got left. 982 01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:46,741 Go. 983 01:06:51,416 --> 01:06:55,216 Oh! Crazy college kid can't catch us now! 984 01:06:55,258 --> 01:06:56,802 - Dale, look out! - Huh? 985 01:07:12,081 --> 01:07:14,210 Jangers, not now, boy. 986 01:07:14,294 --> 01:07:17,259 Jangers, hey! 987 01:07:19,095 --> 01:07:20,849 Whoa. Jangers! 988 01:07:22,393 --> 01:07:23,562 Allie. 989 01:07:24,439 --> 01:07:25,983 Allison! 990 01:07:27,236 --> 01:07:29,157 Jangers... Allison! 991 01:07:30,116 --> 01:07:31,368 She's gone. 992 01:07:31,411 --> 01:07:34,082 What the hell... Tucker? 993 01:07:36,921 --> 01:07:40,637 Tucker, what happened? Tucker, what hap... 994 01:07:41,847 --> 01:07:43,809 He took her. 995 01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:45,730 I tried to stop him. 996 01:07:45,772 --> 01:07:49,279 Whoa, take it easy. 997 01:07:49,321 --> 01:07:50,615 I tell you something, Dale. 998 01:07:50,698 --> 01:07:53,245 It's gonna be a long time before I take a vacation again. 999 01:07:53,328 --> 01:07:57,210 Oh, shit. Tucker, this is all my fault. 1000 01:07:58,629 --> 01:08:00,050 - Look at you. - Nah. 1001 01:08:00,092 --> 01:08:03,849 I never should have talked to Allison. You were right. 1002 01:08:03,890 --> 01:08:06,019 People like me and people like her just don't mix. 1003 01:08:06,061 --> 01:08:08,231 - That's not true. - It is true! 1004 01:08:08,274 --> 01:08:11,029 I never should have even came out here with you. 1005 01:08:11,071 --> 01:08:13,242 Listen to me. 1006 01:08:15,997 --> 01:08:18,209 Do you remember when we was kids... 1007 01:08:19,378 --> 01:08:21,675 and we used to go catch frogs down at that creek? 1008 01:08:21,717 --> 01:08:23,720 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do. 1009 01:08:24,973 --> 01:08:29,147 Remember how we used to compete to see who could catch more? 1010 01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:32,528 Yeah, but I don't think now's the time to talk about it, Tucker. 1011 01:08:32,570 --> 01:08:37,330 And I used to tell you that I let you catch more than me because I felt sorry for you. 1012 01:08:37,371 --> 01:08:40,293 I remember you used to let me lick 'em all, too. 1013 01:08:40,335 --> 01:08:42,464 That always made me feel kinda funny. 1014 01:08:42,505 --> 01:08:44,844 Yeah. Well, the thing is... 1015 01:08:46,263 --> 01:08:48,184 I didn't let you catch more. 1016 01:08:49,144 --> 01:08:51,565 You caught 'em on your own. You was quicker than I was. 1017 01:08:51,607 --> 01:08:53,653 - Come on, Tucker. - It's true. 1018 01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:59,038 What I'm trying to tell you... is that you're better than you think you are. 1019 01:09:00,165 --> 01:09:02,544 Listen to me. That girl sees it. 1020 01:09:03,588 --> 01:09:07,263 I've seen the way that the two of you look at each other. 1021 01:09:09,850 --> 01:09:11,479 You know, I think that she... 1022 01:09:12,564 --> 01:09:14,484 really sees you for who you are. 1023 01:09:16,071 --> 01:09:18,367 Who knows? Maybe after this is all done... 1024 01:09:19,577 --> 01:09:20,872 you two can... 1025 01:09:21,832 --> 01:09:24,086 _.date or something. 1026 01:09:24,128 --> 01:09:28,220 - I doubt it. - Dude, that's what I'm talking about. 1027 01:09:28,262 --> 01:09:30,056 I don't want any more negativity. 1028 01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:32,937 - OK. - Stop it! 1029 01:09:32,979 --> 01:09:35,358 - OK. - You are a good man. 1030 01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:37,654 You're smart... 1031 01:09:38,699 --> 01:09:40,201 and you're strong... 1032 01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:43,583 and you're not as ugly as you think you are. 1033 01:09:43,625 --> 01:09:47,798 Thank you, Tucker. That means a lot comin' from you. 1034 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,555 - Life is short. - I know. 1035 01:09:52,266 --> 01:09:55,731 You gotta go after what you want. Go after her, Dale. 1036 01:09:55,814 --> 01:09:58,569 She needs you now more than ever, 1037 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:03,037 especially cos she's always falling down and hitting her head, knocking herself out. 1038 01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:07,002 - But I don't even know where he took her. - Jangers'll know. 1039 01:10:09,675 --> 01:10:13,516 - OK, but I'm not leaving you here. - No, no, no. 1040 01:10:13,557 --> 01:10:16,229 I'll be fine. Go. 1041 01:10:21,990 --> 01:10:24,704 - Friends forever? - Best friends forever. 1042 01:10:27,166 --> 01:10:28,335 Oh, Jesus! 1043 01:10:28,419 --> 01:10:30,047 - God! Fuck... - I'm sorry. 1044 01:10:30,089 --> 01:10:31,717 OK. 1045 01:10:34,305 --> 01:10:35,934 That hurt very much! 1046 01:10:36,018 --> 01:10:38,272 I could tell. Just breathe in. 1047 01:10:38,313 --> 01:10:39,774 Out through your mouth. 1048 01:10:39,816 --> 01:10:41,737 Go get her. Go get her. 1049 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,244 - Do me a favour. - Anything. 1050 01:10:45,286 --> 01:10:48,374 Kick the shit out of that little college dickhead for me, would you? 1051 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:52,006 I'm gonna shove my boot down his fuckin' throat. You stay here, OK? 1052 01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:53,551 Come on, Jangers, let's go. 1053 01:11:14,549 --> 01:11:16,720 Good boy, Jangers. Good boy. 1054 01:11:16,804 --> 01:11:20,436 OK. (Pants) You gotta let me take it from here, OK, pup? 1055 01:11:20,478 --> 01:11:23,609 Don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing. 1056 01:11:23,651 --> 01:11:25,655 More or less. OK, stay. 1057 01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:32,292 What is the matter with you? 1058 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:34,755 What is the matter with me? 1059 01:11:34,797 --> 01:11:39,264 Do you have any idea what I've been through trying to save you? 1060 01:11:39,305 --> 01:11:40,350 No. 1061 01:11:41,310 --> 01:11:43,313 You've gone hillbilly on me, Allison. 1062 01:11:44,566 --> 01:11:46,653 Now, I'm willing to forgive you... 1063 01:11:46,695 --> 01:11:48,741 but you're gonna have to beg. 1064 01:11:49,743 --> 01:11:50,829 Chad... 1065 01:11:54,042 --> 01:11:55,336 Oh! 1066 01:11:56,338 --> 01:11:59,094 That was just not a very nice apology kiss. 1067 01:11:59,136 --> 01:12:01,808 You see, we're making up, Allie, 1068 01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:03,896 so you have to be more passionate than that! 1069 01:12:03,937 --> 01:12:05,523 - Chad, please... - That's a start. 1070 01:12:05,565 --> 01:12:07,151 - Please... - You're getting warmer. 1071 01:12:07,193 --> 01:12:08,529 Just stop, please! 1072 01:12:08,571 --> 01:12:11,075 No. I'm not gonna stop. 1073 01:12:11,117 --> 01:12:13,163 I've only just begun. 1074 01:12:37,085 --> 01:12:40,675 You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly. 1075 01:13:02,967 --> 01:13:04,721 Allie! Allie! Hey, it's just me. Hey... 1076 01:13:04,762 --> 01:13:06,182 - It's OK. - Dale? 1077 01:13:06,223 --> 01:13:07,936 - Yeah. - What are you wearing? 1078 01:13:07,978 --> 01:13:11,317 What? Oh, I thought it might look kind of intimidating. Does it? 1079 01:13:12,152 --> 01:13:14,198 - Yeah. - Sweet. 1080 01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:18,665 Dale, you wanna... you wanna help me here? 1081 01:13:18,749 --> 01:13:20,460 Oh, yeah. Hang on, I'm comin'. 1082 01:13:21,795 --> 01:13:22,923 Hang on. 1083 01:13:25,427 --> 01:13:28,725 - OK, what do we got here? - Thank you for coming for me. 1084 01:13:28,767 --> 01:13:32,024 It's no big deal. I was headed over this way anyway, so... 1085 01:13:39,579 --> 01:13:41,417 How sweet. 1086 01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:46,301 The dim-witted hillbilly is trying to save the girl of his dreams. 1087 01:13:46,343 --> 01:13:47,679 What kind of knot is this? 1088 01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:50,475 You think you're gonna win, but you're wrong. 1089 01:13:51,436 --> 01:13:54,191 It's time to say goodbye to the girl. 1090 01:13:54,275 --> 01:13:56,404 You shouldn't have betrayed me, Allison. 1091 01:14:00,871 --> 01:14:03,126 No. Oh, jeez. No, no! 1092 01:14:03,167 --> 01:14:04,795 - Oh, Dale! Dale! - OK. OK. 1093 01:14:08,761 --> 01:14:10,055 - OK, OK. - Dale! 1094 01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:13,060 Hold on! OK, rabbit comes out the tree, rabbit goes around the tree... 1095 01:14:13,102 --> 01:14:15,149 - Dale, come on! - OK! Jesus, OK! 1096 01:14:25,001 --> 01:14:26,880 Oh, that is really too bad. 1097 01:14:26,922 --> 01:14:31,472 Are you OK, huh? Because I didn't mean to... 1098 01:14:36,690 --> 01:14:37,692 Dale! 1099 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:59,526 Dale! 1100 01:15:04,911 --> 01:15:06,330 Dale! 1101 01:15:18,312 --> 01:15:20,567 It's time for you to feel my pain. 1102 01:15:21,777 --> 01:15:23,238 Bring it, frat bitch. 1103 01:15:46,325 --> 01:15:50,374 - Dale, over here! - Come on! Let's get outta here. 1104 01:15:52,712 --> 01:15:55,635 Come on. Come on. Here! Come on! 1105 01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:58,932 Go! Go, get up there. Go. Come on. Quick, quick, quick. 1106 01:16:01,144 --> 01:16:03,066 - Dale, here! - Oh, yeah, give me that. 1107 01:16:04,443 --> 01:16:05,779 Put a couple boxes on there. 1108 01:16:05,821 --> 01:16:09,411 Oh, Jesus H Christ! That kid is tough as nails. 1109 01:16:09,452 --> 01:16:11,498 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1110 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:15,089 - OK. OK. - Looks like no one's been here for a while. 1111 01:16:15,131 --> 01:16:18,094 Yeah. What we need to find is some kind of weapon, 1112 01:16:18,136 --> 01:16:21,559 something preferably big and sharp so I can stab him! 1113 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,021 Nah! Shit... 1114 01:16:23,062 --> 01:16:26,319 Oh, hey! This might work, huh? 1115 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,404 Or not. 1116 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,089 Oh, my God. Dale? 1117 01:16:37,131 --> 01:16:39,302 - What? - Come here and look at this. 1118 01:16:42,516 --> 01:16:43,560 Look. 1119 01:16:43,602 --> 01:16:45,689 - What? - Something look familiar? 1120 01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:49,489 - Hey, ain't that that dead Sheriff right there? - No, that picture. 1121 01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:52,828 - Look at the guy in the middle. - Oh, yeah. 1122 01:16:52,870 --> 01:16:56,042 He looks just like that Kentucky fried college kid down there. 1123 01:16:56,084 --> 01:16:57,879 - Yeah. - That's funny. 1124 01:16:57,921 --> 01:17:02,639 And it says here, "The single survivor leads police to the Memorial Day Killer. 1125 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:06,396 "The survivor is reported to have been tortured and raped. 1126 01:17:06,437 --> 01:17:09,151 "She's now undergoing psychiatric evaluation." 1127 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:14,370 Think about it. He said his mother was captured and his father... 1128 01:17:14,412 --> 01:17:16,582 His father's body was never found. 1129 01:17:18,335 --> 01:17:20,090 I think we've just found him. 1130 01:17:20,173 --> 01:17:22,301 Holy S-H-I-T. 1131 01:17:22,343 --> 01:17:24,389 Jesus Christ! 1132 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,017 Chad! 1133 01:17:28,229 --> 01:17:30,316 - Time to die, freak! - Wait! 1134 01:17:30,358 --> 01:17:31,695 Just wait! Wait, wait! 1135 01:17:31,737 --> 01:17:33,449 Wait, Chad! Wait! 1136 01:17:34,158 --> 01:17:35,828 - You're a hillbilly, too! - Shut up! 1137 01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:37,497 No! Look! 1138 01:17:37,539 --> 01:17:39,585 That's your real father. Right there! 1139 01:17:40,795 --> 01:17:42,507 No. No! 1140 01:17:42,549 --> 01:17:44,595 It's true, Chad. You're half hillbilly. 1141 01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:48,895 It can't be. 1142 01:17:52,025 --> 01:17:54,072 They lied to me! 1143 01:17:55,574 --> 01:17:57,620 How could they? 1144 01:17:57,661 --> 01:17:59,582 Maybe they didn't want you to know the truth. 1145 01:17:59,665 --> 01:18:01,460 There is no truth! 1146 01:18:02,128 --> 01:18:04,759 Everything is a lie! 1147 01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:10,978 - What did you do? - Anthemis nobilis. 1148 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,316 - What? - It's the ingredient in camomile tea 1149 01:18:13,358 --> 01:18:17,826 that causes an anaphylactic reaction in rare cases where people are allergic to it. 1150 01:18:17,867 --> 01:18:19,788 Like I said, I remember weird stuff. 1151 01:18:19,830 --> 01:18:22,835 But he'll be OK, as long as we get him his inhaler. 1152 01:18:30,141 --> 01:18:31,727 Or not. 1153 01:18:41,663 --> 01:18:44,293 OK, here we go. And, you ready? 1154 01:18:44,334 --> 01:18:47,591 - Uh, yeah, wait. My teeth. Do I got any... - Teeth are clear. 1155 01:18:47,632 --> 01:18:50,180 - Clear? OK, just give me a second. - And we're rolling. 1156 01:18:53,686 --> 01:18:57,903 The chaos and confusion of what transpired here last night 1157 01:18:57,944 --> 01:18:59,656 is still being unravelled. 1158 01:18:59,698 --> 01:19:02,412 What appears to be a tragic mass suicide 1159 01:19:02,454 --> 01:19:05,919 involving a group of mentally unstable college kids 1160 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:11,095 may in fact be the work of a lone deranged killer whose body has yet to be found. 1161 01:19:11,137 --> 01:19:14,977 - The killings happened on the .... - Knock knock. Hey! 1162 01:19:16,523 --> 01:19:19,903 - Hey, buddy. How you feeling? - I'm feeling... 1163 01:19:20,613 --> 01:19:22,367 high on prescription medication. 1164 01:19:22,450 --> 01:19:24,621 Yeah, looks like it. 1165 01:19:25,331 --> 01:19:27,167 They found my fingers. 1166 01:19:28,127 --> 01:19:29,547 Check it out. 1167 01:19:29,588 --> 01:19:31,634 - Yeah. - I got to tell you... 1168 01:19:32,971 --> 01:19:35,183 I don't remember that one looking that way. 1169 01:19:35,225 --> 01:19:37,437 Does that look funny to you? 1170 01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:38,857 No. No, not really. 1171 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,824 That looks natural. It's good. 1172 01:19:42,866 --> 01:19:44,785 By the way, I brought you something. 1173 01:19:44,827 --> 01:19:46,914 - Shut your eyes, OK? - All right. 1174 01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:48,542 OK, open them. 1175 01:19:49,544 --> 01:19:51,214 Oh... 1176 01:19:51,256 --> 01:19:53,468 - Oh, buddy. - That's a PBR, buddy. 1177 01:19:53,510 --> 01:19:56,600 That... that's a thing of beauty. 1178 01:19:56,683 --> 01:19:58,312 - It's cold, too, should be. - Oh, oh... 1179 01:19:58,353 --> 01:19:59,731 Look what else I got you. 1180 01:19:59,814 --> 01:20:02,569 A bendy straw, your favourite sipping utensil. 1181 01:20:02,652 --> 01:20:04,656 - - There you go. 1182 01:20:04,698 --> 01:20:07,037 Mmm. Mmm! 1183 01:20:07,078 --> 01:20:10,251 Don't choke. I'm gonna let you rest. You enjoy that, OK? 1184 01:20:10,293 --> 01:20:13,173 Drink the whole thing. When I come back, I'm gonna have more. 1185 01:20:13,215 --> 01:20:14,550 - Dale? - Yeah? 1186 01:20:15,302 --> 01:20:16,764 Did you ask her? 1187 01:20:18,225 --> 01:20:22,233 - Ask her what? - Did you ask her out, for God's sake? 1188 01:20:22,274 --> 01:20:25,029 Oh. Well... 1189 01:20:26,531 --> 01:20:30,122 I was gonna, but then I never actually got the chance, so... 1190 01:20:30,164 --> 01:20:31,208 Dale! 1191 01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:34,381 You are hopeless, you know that? You're hopeless. 1192 01:20:34,422 --> 01:20:38,640 Yeah. You're probably right about that. 1193 01:20:39,599 --> 01:20:40,851 Except for... 1194 01:20:40,935 --> 01:20:45,235 she kinda mentioned to me that she's a pretty darn good bowler, so... 1195 01:20:45,277 --> 01:20:46,320 we're goin' bowling. 1196 01:20:48,784 --> 01:20:51,414 - You little dickhead. - I'm outta here. 1197 01:20:51,455 --> 01:20:55,255 OW. 1198 01:20:56,256 --> 01:20:58,218 Whoo! Yes. 1199 01:20:58,260 --> 01:21:02,728 - Dale Dobson, you are one lucky man. - I guess it's just beginner's luck. 1200 01:21:02,769 --> 01:21:06,192 That girl has got an amazing set... of bowling fingers. 1201 01:21:06,234 --> 01:21:09,532 I know. Listen, let me tell you something, OK? 1202 01:21:09,574 --> 01:21:12,413 Life is short, BJ. You have to go after what you want, 1203 01:21:12,455 --> 01:21:15,293 because it sure as heck fire ain't gonna just fall right into your lap. 1204 01:21:15,335 --> 01:21:17,882 - You know somethin'? You're right. - I know. 1205 01:21:17,965 --> 01:21:20,803 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - OK. Right, now, listen to me, though. 1206 01:21:20,887 --> 01:21:23,434 Don't be nervous, and just be yourself, OK? 1207 01:21:23,517 --> 01:21:24,728 Yeah. 1208 01:21:24,770 --> 01:21:26,690 You got 'er. Go, buddy. 1209 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,403 Hey. 1210 01:21:29,445 --> 01:21:32,159 - I'm pretty good at this, aren't I? - You are. That was great. 1211 01:21:32,201 --> 01:21:36,668 Listen, Allie, I hope you don't think this is too stupid or whatever, 1212 01:21:36,709 --> 01:21:38,797 but I got you a little something. 1213 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,345 Dale, that's so sweet. You didn't have to do that. 1214 01:21:42,387 --> 01:21:43,682 I know. I wanted to. 1215 01:21:44,767 --> 01:21:46,562 Oh, my gosh. 1216 01:21:46,604 --> 01:21:50,486 - You know what that is? - Yes, it's a... it's a helmet. 1217 01:21:50,528 --> 01:21:52,114 It's a pink helmet. 1218 01:21:52,155 --> 01:21:55,830 I think, you know, it might just be better if you wear that every day from now on, so... 1219 01:21:55,914 --> 01:21:57,875 - OK, thank you. - You're welcome. 1220 01:21:57,917 --> 01:21:59,378 It's perfect. 1221 01:22:01,048 --> 01:22:02,801 So, listen, Dale, I'm, uh... 1222 01:22:02,884 --> 01:22:05,975 I'm really sorry about everything that happened. 1223 01:22:06,017 --> 01:22:08,604 What do you mean? For what? I had a great time. 1224 01:22:08,646 --> 01:22:12,696 I mean, except for all the people dying, when they were bleeding on us and everything. 1225 01:22:12,738 --> 01:22:15,784 That wasn't so much fun, but...you know... 1226 01:22:16,787 --> 01:22:18,916 I enjoyed every minute I got to spend with you. 1227 01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:21,671 - Dale... - You know what? Let me just say this, 1228 01:22:21,713 --> 01:22:26,305 cos I don't know if we're ever gonna get to spend this kind of time together again, 1229 01:22:26,347 --> 01:22:27,976 and I want to let you know that I... 1230 01:22:29,937 --> 01:22:31,566 I feel the same way. 1231 01:22:33,819 --> 01:22:35,865 - Really? - Really. 1232 01:22:37,994 --> 01:22:39,623 BJ! 1233 01:22:41,293 --> 01:22:43,964 Oh, my God, should we go help her? 1234 01:22:44,006 --> 01:22:45,092 Hell, no. 1235 01:22:50,435 --> 01:22:51,479 Whatever.