1 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,790 Extreme close-up! 2 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:48,005 Whoa! 3 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,299 Okay. All right. 4 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,594 All right. So, here we are in our new surroundings, 5 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:57,682 the abandoned Acme doll factory in downtown Aurora, lllinois. 6 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,143 We now have an official babe lair. 7 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,520 l know, man. This place is gonna be chick central. 8 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:05,440 l feel sorry for guys who still have to live with their parents, you know? 9 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:09,110 Okay. You've probably noticed by now that we're on a little early tonight. 10 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:13,406 Usually at this time on Aurora Cable, you're watching Plant World. 11 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,783 But they didn't want our 10:30 time slot. 12 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:20,121 But we were able to talk Plant World into changing with Cooking World. 13 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,582 Although, they didn't want to change at first. 14 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,752 But fortunately, White Supremacy World was canceled, 15 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,420 and all the trades worked out. 16 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,756 And finally, the reason we're on early 17 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,592 is because we're going to a concert tonight in Chicago. 18 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,510 -Excellent. -Yes. 19 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,930 And did l mention that we will be seeing 20 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,057 -Aerosmith? -Aerosmith. 21 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,769 -Whoa! -Whoa! 22 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:46,355 All right, okay. So, until next week, good night, and party on. 23 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,524 -Party on, Wayne! -Party on, Garth. 24 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,818 lt's Wayne's World, Wayne's World 25 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,154 Party time, excellent 26 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,118 And we're out. 27 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,621 -All right, okay! -All right! Let's move, people! 28 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,874 All right. Garth, to the Mirthmobile. 29 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,042 The Mirthmobile! 30 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,845 -All right. -All right. 31 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,649 Hi. l'm Wayne Campbell. 32 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:30,983 Excellent. 33 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,902 Welcome to Wayne's World 2. 34 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,905 Let me bring you up to speed. Come on. 35 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:42,245 There's a lot to tell you, so let's take the scenic route. 36 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,752 A year has passed. l'm a little older. l'm a little wiser. 37 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:53,506 l'm starting to get hair in really weird places, man. 38 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,425 l feel like l'm turning into Sasquatch. 39 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,011 l still go out with my girlfriend Cassandra. 40 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,888 She's cutting a record demo right now, man. 41 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,307 Her career's really taking off. 42 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,893 You remember Cassandra, don't you? 43 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,104 Ah. 44 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,022 Cassandra. 45 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,317 Schwing ! 46 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,027 What a babe. 47 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,071 She'd give a dog a bone. 48 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,743 But, you know, even though l live on my own now, 49 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:26,372 everybody's really hassling me to do something with my life, you know? 50 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,207 To become an adult. 51 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,336 l feel like l'm in a John Hughes rite de passage movie. 52 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:36,549 But what l'd really like to do is something extraordinary, 53 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,634 something big, something mega, 54 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,221 something copious, something capacious, something cajunga. 55 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,598 But. . . 56 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,475 l'll probably end up working at Great America, 57 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,978 mopping up hurl and lung butter. 58 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,354 Yeah. 59 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,444 Huh? 60 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:03,367 You remember my best friend Garth Algar, right? 61 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,745 Oh, l almost forgot. 62 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,623 This year, Garth finally got pubes. 63 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,256 You didn't tell them about my pubes, did you? 64 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,592 No, of course not. 65 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,433 You are listening to WPIG, The Pig, 66 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,186 all rock, all the time. 67 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,815 Hey, Handsome Dan coming at you 68 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,734 at five on the short side of nine bells here, 69 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,820 from WPIG, America's rock authority 70 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,865 What do you say we check in with Mr. Scream? 71 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,633 God, Handsome Dan is so cool. He must get a million chicks. 72 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,302 l bet he's totally studly and buffed. 73 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,931 With a voice like that, man, he's gotta be a babe magnet. 74 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,694 Welcome to Mikita's. How may I serve you? 75 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,488 Yes. 76 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:26,909 l'd. . .ike. . .rullers. . .urger. . .ox, and a Mikita. . .cup. 77 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,706 And then l think l would like a large. . .with. . .eam. 78 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:37,420 Yes, and could l please have. . .elly donut, 79 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,923 a raspberry. . .and a. . .drink? 80 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,842 -What? -Oh, l'm sorry. 81 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,927 And. . .peaker. . .oken. 82 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,595 Oh, well, let me try to recap the order. 83 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,930 A cruller, two Sugar Pucks, 84 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,432 a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream, 85 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,225 a raspberry jelly donut, orange drink 86 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,310 and a box of Five Holes. 87 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,730 Yeah. 88 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,107 Thank you. Drive around, please. 89 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:08,743 l'm so psyched for this concert, man. Aerosmith's gonna kick ass! 90 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,124 But where are we supposed to meet Cassandra? 91 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,209 Cha-ching ! Cha-ching ! 92 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,627 Backstage laminates. 93 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,087 Whoa! 94 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,935 -Encore! Encore! Encore! -Encore! Encore! Encore! 95 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,086 Let's go. 96 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,385 Garth ! Somebody just grabbed my butt! 97 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,054 All right, we're on ! 98 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,014 l feel weird. 99 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,398 lt's like 1 ,000 fingers urging you to let go. 100 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,984 l'm having fun. 101 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,402 Excellent! 102 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,409 Hold tight. 103 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,088 You guys wail ! 104 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,924 -You guys rule, baby! -Lunch is here! 105 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,760 So do you ! 106 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,806 Goat is here. 107 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,269 Coming by, man. Excuse me! Excuse me. 108 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,313 Where is the backstage area? 109 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,659 Excuse us. Excuse me. 110 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,918 Okay. Cool. 111 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,927 Oh, there she is. Hey, Cassandra! 112 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,471 Hey, Campbell ! 113 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,645 -Hey, Campbell ! -Hey, there she is. 114 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,022 Sorry we couldn't sit together. 115 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,816 Oh, no troubles, bubbles. Great concert, huh? 116 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,235 l want you to meet somebody. 117 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,987 Wayne, Garth, this is Bobby Cahn of Sharpe Records. 118 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,072 Excellent. 119 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,198 -Good to see you. -Yeah. 120 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,616 Bobby's my record producer. 121 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,243 He's been working with me and the band. 122 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,662 Well, we must drop by the studio. 123 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:43,040 Of course, l don't have to tell you how extremely talented Cassandra is. 124 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,875 l mean, you've heard, you've seen, you know. 125 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,086 Definitely. Scott! Scottie. 126 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:51,048 l want you to meet someone. Cassandra, this is Scott. 127 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,800 -Hi. -Hi. 128 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,843 -Dwayne. -Actually, Wayne. 129 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,928 All right. 130 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,514 Bobby tells me you are very, very talented. 131 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,266 l was just saying the exact same thing. 132 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,851 Scott, l wanna ask you something. 133 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,482 Don't you hate schmoozing? 134 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,901 Oh, yes. l just despise it. 135 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,156 Stand back, please. 136 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:24,456 -We're not worthy! -We're not worthy! 137 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,167 You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up. 138 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,128 You guys were excellent tonight. 139 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,130 Hey, thanks a lot. We'll see you inside. 140 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,382 -We're planning on it. -Hey, all right. All right. 141 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,550 Whoa. 142 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,264 -Excellent. -Gotcha. Great. 143 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,099 Hold on. 144 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,518 Excuse me. 145 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,853 Wow. 146 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,734 Oh. . . Oh, jeez. Wayne, look. 147 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,695 Garth, it's Heather Locklear. 148 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,573 And she's signaling to us. 149 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,366 There is a god. 150 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,660 Heather be thy name. 151 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,914 -Schwing. -Schwing. 152 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,043 -Bobby! -Heather. 153 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,254 -Are you coming? -Oh, yeah, we're. . . 154 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,548 -This is Cassandra. -Hello. 155 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,592 We're supposed to be in there. 156 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,427 No, you're not. 157 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,970 My girlfriend's in there. 158 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:23,182 Hey, a lot of people's girlfriends are in there. 159 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,476 -Denied. -Denied. 160 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:49,041 Hi ! Where are you from? l'm from Wilmette. 161 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,461 l'm from Cicero. lsn't it cool to be downtown? 162 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,215 Hey, are you those two guys who have that TV show in Aurora? 163 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,926 -Wayne's World? Wayne's World. -Wayne's World. Party time. 164 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,135 No! 165 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,013 Oh. You guys sure look like them. 166 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,058 Look, if Wayne says we're not, we're not, okay? 167 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,351 Okay. 168 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,270 How long does it take for you to get here from Aurora? 169 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,564 lt takes me 40 minutes door to door. 170 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,233 My ma gave me a dollar 171 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,402 and dropped me off at the park-and-ride. 172 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,077 Dogs. Dogs. 173 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,289 And Marilyn. 174 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,083 Marilyn. . . 175 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,378 lt's all a creature. 176 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,255 Let's all look at your. . . 177 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,848 Who are you? 178 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,683 l'm Jim Morrison. 179 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,059 Cool. 180 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,728 Who's he? 181 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,147 A weird naked lndian. 182 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,316 Cool. 183 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,403 Why have you brought me here? 184 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,323 To help you find some answers, Wayne. 185 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,158 Answers to what? 186 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,409 Ask me a question. 187 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,412 Okay. Two trains are traveling at 60 miles an hour, 188 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,164 one from Chicago, one from Los Angeles. . . 189 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,000 No, ask me a question about your life. 190 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,587 What am l supposed to do with my life? 191 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,424 You should put on a concert in Aurora, Wayne. 192 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,302 How am l gonna get the bands to come? 193 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,888 lf you book them, they will come. 194 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,600 But l don't know anything about putting on a concert. 195 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,895 You must go to England and find a man named Del Preston. 196 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,355 He's the greatest roadie that ever lived. 197 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,274 He was with us in the good times and the bad. 198 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,360 He will help you. 199 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,278 Any more questions? 200 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:27,074 Will Garth ever get his Sports Illustrated football phone? 201 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,867 lt was sent to the wrong house. 202 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:32,663 lt will arrive tomorrow, along with the swimsuit issue and the video, 203 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,082 Stanley Cup, 100 Years of Glory. 204 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,462 Hey, how do l get back? 205 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,131 Follow the weird naked lndian. 206 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,633 Cool. 207 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,261 Wake up, Wayne! 208 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,430 Garth. 209 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:54,101 l just had the most vivid and powerful dream of my life. 210 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,312 Last night, Jim Morrison spoke to me. 211 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,191 He told me that the purpose of my life was to put on a concert. 212 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,818 Yeah. 213 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:07,823 Oh, hey, guess what finally came in the mail, Wayne? 214 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,576 l guess they sent it to the wrong house. 215 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,328 My Sports Illustrated football phone. 216 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,746 Oh, my God ! 217 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:18,625 Cool. My Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. 218 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,670 Oh, my God. 219 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,799 And The History of the Stanley Cup, 100 Years of Glory. 220 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,176 Garth, it's a sign. 221 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,014 We will put on a concert. 222 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,640 Oh, yes. 223 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,560 We will put on a concert. 224 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,201 Well, this must be the place. 225 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,413 Maybe we should've called Cassandra before we dropped by. 226 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,832 Garth, it's us. No one's gonna hassle us. 227 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,044 Besides, Cassandra needs the encouragement. 228 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:10,636 Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street? 229 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,805 Well, l'm putting these chickens in crates and stacking them right here. 230 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,600 Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons. 231 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,644 Oh, so you're selling watermelons. 232 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,270 No, no, sir. We just gotta make sure 233 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,605 there's plenty of them stacked at all times, 234 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,731 just like the chickens. 235 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,024 What do these guys do? 236 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,942 Well, their job is to walk back and forth 237 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,987 with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes. 238 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,531 That's weird. 239 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,285 Yeah. You gotta wonder if this is gonna pay off later on. 240 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,677 Okay. 241 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,012 Maybe we ought to overdub a track with Bobby playing. 242 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,847 He can really wail. 243 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,684 Give them a few minutes. They're working on it. 244 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,227 l spoke with the label today. 245 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,021 They figure you got at least three singles on this one. 246 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,190 They want you to come out to the Coast next week. 247 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,483 Excellent. 248 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,444 Not bad for a little girl from Hong Kong. 249 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,077 What brings you here, Wayne? 250 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,621 l had to tell Cassandra something. 251 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,873 -Yeah? -Yeah. 252 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,377 Last night l had a dream. 253 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,213 We're going to put on a concert in Aurora. 254 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,631 That's a great idea. 255 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,426 Yeah. lt's. . . lt's a festival. 256 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,845 -A festival? -A festival. You heard the man. 257 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,097 That's charming. What's it called? 258 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,682 What's it called? 259 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:44,855 lt's called. . . 260 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,941 Waynestock. lt's called Waynestock. 261 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,401 Waynestock. 262 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,195 Who's gonna be at Waynestock? 263 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,325 Aerosmith and Pearl Jam. 264 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,704 Who else? 265 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,458 Me 266 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,168 and Wayne. 267 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,755 -And. . . -And. . . 268 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,759 Van Halen. 269 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,677 Wow! Van Halen. Who else? 270 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,304 Yeah. Who else? 271 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:22,350 An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log? 272 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,728 -What? -No! 273 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,565 Rip Taylor! Rip Taylor's gonna be there. 274 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,193 Rip Taylor? He's a god in my country. 275 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,903 He can't walk the streets without getting mobbed. 276 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,405 Well, that's great, 'cause he's gonna be there. So. . . 277 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,116 And l thought maybe you could play, too. 278 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,576 l would be honored. 279 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,453 l wouldn't commit just yet. 280 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,955 You got some real gigs coming up. Real gigs. 281 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,373 Real gigs? 282 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,586 Well, ixnay on the condescension-ay there, Chet. 283 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,171 Yeah. 284 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,883 -Bobby, can l ask you a question? -What is it, Garth? 285 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,053 A sphincter says what? 286 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:05,060 l said, "A sphincter says what?" 287 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,315 You want me to say "what," like l don't get it. 288 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,733 ls that it? 289 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,571 That it? 290 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,698 Oh, dear. Last guy didn't get. 291 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,450 -What. -Okay. Last guy didn't get. 292 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,618 You big. You big. 293 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,956 We small, small. So, we better go. Yeah. 294 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,165 Where are you going? 295 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,333 -England ! -England ! 296 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,462 I can't believe Paramount is spending the money to fly us to England. 297 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,257 I would have thought they would just use two doubles. 298 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,093 Here we are at Piccadilly Circus. 299 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,762 Wow! What a shitty circus. 300 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,265 Good call. There's no animals or clowns. 301 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,516 What a rip-off. 302 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,893 Let's go to Buckingham Palace. 303 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,438 Does Princess Di still live here? 304 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,107 She is such a babe. 305 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,275 Yeah. 306 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,784 So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address? 307 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,829 Yeah. He said exactly London, England. 308 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,997 Okay. 309 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,963 l don't know about this, Wayne. 310 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,724 Del? 311 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,643 Hello? 312 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,812 Del? 313 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,992 Are you Del Preston? 314 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,327 l might be. 315 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,037 Who are you? 316 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,581 -My name is Wayne Campbell. -l'm Garth Algar. 317 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,833 That's terribly fascinating, mate, 318 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,668 but you woke me up. 319 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,879 How can you sleep like that? 320 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,631 Listen, sonny, Jim, 321 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,760 sleeping like this will add 1 0 years to your life. 322 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:10,018 l learned it from Keith Richards when l toured with the Stones. 323 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,275 This may be the reason why 324 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,695 Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons. 325 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,824 So, how can l be of assistance? 326 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,494 You're gonna think l'm nuts, right, 327 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:32,123 but someone visited me in a dream and told me that Del Preston 328 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,043 would help me put on a concert in Aurora, lllinois. 329 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,461 A concert? 330 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,424 l'm afraid you've been misinformed. 331 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,761 l don't do that anymore. 332 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,683 l'm just an old geezer. 333 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,185 l mean, what do l know about music today? 334 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,979 When l was working, it was all bands 335 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:57,065 like Eric Clapton and the Rolling Stones. 336 00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,652 l mean, it's not like the Grateful Dead are still together and touring, is it? 337 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,446 -Well, actually, they. . . -Garth. 338 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,076 Wow, look at this scrapbook. 339 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,160 Wow. 340 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,872 -That's you with Led Zeppelin. -Yeah. 341 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,792 My old lady put that together. 342 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,420 We must've toured every concert hall and venue in America, 343 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,756 me, my old lady and the road. 344 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,009 -ls that you and Bob Dylan? -Yeah. 345 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,802 Who's the old lady? 346 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,429 That's my old lady. 347 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,390 Listen, it was fun, 348 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,018 but those days are gone forever. 349 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,688 But we came all the way from America just to talk to you. 350 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,023 l'm sorry. 351 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,275 l don't do concerts anymore. 352 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,360 Come on, let's go. 353 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,114 Well, 354 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:50,452 l still think you led a really cool life. 355 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,455 lt was nice meeting you. 356 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,415 l guess Jim was wrong. 357 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,502 Hang about. 358 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,049 Was it Jim Morrison? 359 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:05,759 -Yes! -Amazing. 360 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,636 Did he have a naked lndian? 361 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,138 -Yes! -Wow . 362 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,098 l have to ask you. . . 363 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,268 Didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary 364 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,812 to see the crack in the lndian's bottom? 365 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,606 Yes, absolutely! 366 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,649 l had the same dream. 367 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,819 -Whoa! -Whoa! 368 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,531 Del, you're really gonna love Aurora. 369 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,492 Who's Aurora, anyway? 370 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,952 Frank, it's Bobby. 371 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,830 Did you get the tape? 372 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,832 What did you think? 373 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,543 Definitely. She sounds great. 374 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,463 Yeah, the band is terrible. 375 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,006 lt's a garage band. 376 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,592 They can't, l'm sure. 377 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,639 l'm working with them. l'm still in this studio in Aurora. 378 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,182 What the hell you doing there? 379 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,517 She wants to stay here. 380 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,227 Why would she wanna stay in Aurora? 381 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,062 Same reason they all wanna stay in Aurora, 382 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,688 she's got a boyfriend. 383 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,525 Don't worry. l'll get rid of the boyfriend and the band. 384 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,153 Also, l'd like to bring her out to LA, finish the album. 385 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,781 All right, Bobby. Let's just get it done, okay? 386 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:18,998 And there l am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at 3:00 in the morning, 387 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:23,378 looking for 1 ,000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, 388 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,381 or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. 389 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:29,634 So, Jeff Beck pops his head round the door 390 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,762 and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. 391 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:36,391 So, we go, and it's closed. 392 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,394 So, there's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby 393 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,397 breaking into this little sweet shop, right? 394 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,066 Well, instead of a guard dog, 395 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:49,529 they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. 396 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:54,409 Well, l managed to take out the tiger with a can of Mace, 397 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,661 but the shop owner and his son, 398 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,247 that's a different story altogether. 399 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:03,877 l had to beat them to death with their own shoes. 400 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,131 Nasty business, really. 401 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:12,802 But sure enough, l got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage 402 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,804 and did a great show. 403 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,348 Wow! Wow, that was excellent. 404 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,601 That's great. 405 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,478 Well, to put on a really great rock show 406 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,772 like Knebworth, in England, 407 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,025 or Woodstock, 408 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,736 there is only one place you can do it, 409 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,196 and that's here, 410 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:35,950 at Adlai Stevenson Memorial Park, in the playing fields. 411 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,912 We better get to Stevenson Park and check it out. 412 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,293 So, Wayne. . . 413 00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,547 l hear you're putting on some kind of concert. 414 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,049 That's good. 415 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:55,011 People need to be entertained. They need the distraction. 416 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,804 l wish to God that somebody would do something 417 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,432 to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, 418 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,935 voices that scream over and over, 419 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:06,522 "Why do they come to me to die?" 420 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,149 Okay. 421 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,125 What do we do now? 422 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,336 Here. Let me look at it. 423 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,383 Get the flashlight. 424 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,011 Okay. 425 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,347 There's the main gate, 426 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,307 and here we are. 427 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,559 No, no, no, man. We're over here. 428 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,562 l don't think so. We took a left turn at the gate, 429 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:49,190 -so that would put us. . . -Garth ! 430 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,192 Wait a minute. 431 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,361 l know where we are. 432 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,571 l'm pretty good with maps. 433 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:00,451 Listen. 434 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:01,869 What? 435 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,752 Turn it off! Turn it off! 436 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:13,131 -l can't turn it off! l can't turn it off! -Turn it off! Turn it off! 437 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,973 Waynestock? 438 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,018 You would purposely invite 439 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,812 the rock 'n' roll element into our community? 440 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,565 Well, what's wrong with a little entertainment? 441 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,359 Entertainment is fine, but this. . . 442 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,071 You know, we have lots of big acts that come through here. 443 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,408 lce Capades, Tiny Toons, Kenny G. 444 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:41,909 Kenny G? 445 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:59,719 So, what, we don't even get to apply for a permit? Yeah. 446 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,555 We would love to put on a rock concert. 447 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,182 Not! 448 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,436 Yeah. 449 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:13,191 Betty Jo, could we have the permits for a festival, please? 450 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,234 -Yes, sir. -Thank you. 451 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,613 You'll need to fill out the necessary permit applications. 452 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:22,492 Permit applications. 453 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,952 -Here you go. -Thank you, Betty Jo. 454 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,457 Hey. 455 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,795 You're the guy that's on that Wayne World show. 456 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:35,838 -Betty Jo? -Yeah? 457 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,256 Thank you. 458 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:43,888 All right, then. 459 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:48,393 Naturally, you'll need the necessary application for authorization, 460 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:51,145 approval from the guilds and unions. 461 00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:53,773 You'll need some release forms. 462 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,650 The decibel level. . . 463 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,902 What? ls something wrong? 464 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,529 Huh? 465 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,698 What do you mean? 466 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,700 lt's my eye, isn't it? 467 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,286 Why would we want to look at your eye? 468 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:10,748 ls there something wrong with that weird eye? 469 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,251 There's nothing wrong with my eye. 470 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:14,752 This one just has no pigment. 471 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:17,839 You see, l'm what you call a partial ocular albino. 472 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:18,965 But l'm fine with it. 473 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,884 l have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. 474 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:25,430 Mr. Campbell, you're serious about putting on a rock concert? 475 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:28,182 Are you kidding? l'd give my right eye. 476 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,685 Yeah. 477 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,478 You both realize 478 00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,939 there are certain jurisdictions you'll need to follow. 479 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,526 Well, l'd like to think that l have an eye for details. 480 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:47,201 l'm assuming, of course, you have the $5,000 occupancy permit, 481 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,661 or you wouldn't even be here. 482 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,955 Ex-squeeze me? A baking powder? 483 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,416 $5,000 occupancy permit? 484 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:56,377 Yes, we have that, actually. Yes. 485 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,004 Piece of cake. 486 00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:01,466 Fine, then all forms and applications must be filled out in triplicate 487 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:02,758 and returned to this office 488 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:06,095 no later than 1 0 working days before the event, 489 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,805 with the money. 490 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:09,974 Okay. Well, we'll take these home, 491 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,143 run through them with a fine-tooth comb, 492 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,437 cross the "t's" and dot the. . . 493 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,692 Lower-case "j's." 494 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,868 Oh, l keep falling over. Oh, no! 495 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:31,412 -Oh, l seem to be falling over a lot. -Stop. 496 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,081 Oh, damn, these high heels. Oh ! 497 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,084 Cassandra. . . 498 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,048 Why do you go out with me? 499 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,008 l love being with you. 500 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,010 Most guys are jerks. 501 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,304 You're a good person. 502 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,517 Wait. Let me show you what l got at a garage sale. 503 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:53,976 What did you get? 504 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,521 lsn't that great? You heard of it? 505 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,689 Ex-squeeze me? Have l ever seen this one before? 506 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,024 Frampton Comes Alive? 507 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,610 Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. 508 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,904 lf you lived in the suburbs, you were issued it. 509 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,532 lt came in the mail with samples of Tide. 510 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,368 Look at this old one. Gerry and the Pacemakers. 511 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:11,536 Wow! That is old. 512 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:15,081 You know, l bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now. 513 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,251 Can you believe they're not making vinyl anymore? 514 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,294 -lt's weird, isn't it? -That is weird. 515 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,880 Bobby said my album will never, ever be on vinyl. 516 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,799 Oh, "Bobby says." 517 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,051 Are you and Bobby having an affair? 518 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,762 No, of course not. Where did you hear that? 519 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,847 Well, you know how these things start. 520 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,433 One guy tells another guy something, 521 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,519 then he tells two friends, 522 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,396 and they tell two friends, 523 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,106 and they tell their friends, 524 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:42,233 and so on, and so on, 525 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,609 and so on. 526 00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:44,902 You know how these things go. 527 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:48,155 No. Honestly, Campbell, l am not having an affair. 528 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,616 l'm nice to him because he's my producer. 529 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:51,993 But if this record deal falls through, 530 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,538 l lose my visa, and then l have to go back to Hong Kong. 531 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,415 But you have nothing to worry about, Wayne. 532 00:31:57,499 --> 00:32:00,501 -Okay. -Hey, my dad's coming to visit. 533 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,919 l'd really love you to meet him. 534 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:05,047 Yeah. Treat. l'm sure he's just gonna love me. 535 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,340 Yeah. 536 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,052 lf you're anything like my old boyfriend. 537 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,306 l'm nothing like your old boyfriend. 538 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,141 Then we're screwed. 539 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,269 You know, l haven't seen Garth in a while. What's he up to? 540 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,396 Oh, Garth's doing his laundry. 541 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,940 Too bad he doesn't have a girlfriend to do his laundry. 542 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:26,402 Oh, yeah. Thanks for doing my laundry. 543 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,903 Hey, Cassandra, 544 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,615 how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling? 545 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:34,035 lt's an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about. 546 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,245 Ah. Wait a minute. 547 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,789 Calgon? 548 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:41,208 Ancient Chinese secret, huh? 549 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,193 Hello. 550 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,570 Hi. 551 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:13,032 l don't recall ever seeing you in here. 552 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:16,118 Well, maybe it's because it's my first time in here. 553 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,829 That's right. My mom used to do all my laundry, 554 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,164 but l do now. 555 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,917 l'm what you call sans parents. 556 00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:24,502 Oh. 557 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,880 l can go to a movie on a school night, like that. 558 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,968 Well, welcome to the neighborhood. 559 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,348 Oh. 560 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:38,933 Yeah, dirty. . . 561 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,436 Would you like some red rope licorice? 562 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,105 Why, sure. 563 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,828 -What's your name? -Garth. Garth Algar. 564 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:00,788 What's yours? 565 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,041 l'm Honey Hornee. 566 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,960 Nice to meet you, Miss Horny. 567 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,169 That's Hornee. 568 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:10,423 -lt's French. -Oh. Okay, 569 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,800 Miss Hornee. 570 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,261 So, Garth, 571 00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,805 would you like to have dinner some night? 572 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,682 Oh, l like to have dinner every night. 573 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:22,309 No, l mean us. You and me. 574 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,812 Would you like to have dinner some night? 575 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,023 A date? 576 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:33,821 Finally. lt took, like, two hours. 577 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,091 l like them teeny and toasty. 578 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,177 So long. 579 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,388 -Bye. -Bye. 580 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,433 Maybe we'll see each other around. 581 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,018 Yeah. l'll see you around. 582 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,436 Oh, Garth? 583 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,023 You forgot these. 584 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:22,787 -Good night, Cassandra. -Night. 585 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,789 -Good work. -Thanks. See you tomorrow. 586 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,248 Good night. 587 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:30,252 l have got to get you to LA. 588 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,421 You are buried here. 589 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,883 l like it here. All my friends are here. 590 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,384 What time is it? 591 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,178 1 0:35. 592 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:42,056 Damn. l missed the start of Wayne's show. 593 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,517 Okay. 594 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,977 So, we're in a doll factory, right? 595 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,480 lt kind of reminds me of that movie, the Leprechaun. You remember. 596 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:50,564 -With that little guy.. -Oh, yeah. 597 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,983 -...that goes, "I'm the leprechaun. " -Jeez. 598 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,361 Garth, I'm the leprechaun! 599 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:56,570 Cool it, okay? 600 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,824 -I'm the leprechaun! -Stop it, all right? 601 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,493 Don't try and steal me pot o' gold. 602 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,495 Why do you hang around with these guys? 603 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,330 Because they're fun. 604 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,499 lf l wanted a guy that was all drive and ambition, 605 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,251 l could've stayed in Hong Kong. 606 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,628 Back there, guys like that are 1 2 for 1 0 cents. 607 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,004 You mean a dime a dozen. 608 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,714 Maybe where you shop. 609 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:18,843 l think you underestimate them. They're really sharp. 610 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,386 Stop it, leprechaun man! 611 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,762 -Garth, chill! -And there they come... 612 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,514 -What did those monsters do to you? -Heather Locklear... 613 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:26,058 -I'm not... Stop it. -Sweetie. Sweetie. 614 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,643 -Stop it. -Sweetie. 615 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,520 -I'm not listening. -Come on, sweetie. 616 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,397 Come on. Pixie dust. 617 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:34,191 Pixie dust. Sweetie, it's me. 618 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:37,236 -It's me the leprechaun! -No! 619 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,196 I'm the leprechaun. 620 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,615 Oh, yeah. These guys, really sharp. 621 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,909 -I'm scared! -It's the leprechaun. 622 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:46,203 -Want to leave, but can't. -I'm the leprechaun. 623 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:47,997 -Want to move. -Where you gonna move? 624 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:50,499 -Get away, leprechaun man. -Are you gonna move to Ireland? 625 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,668 -No! Got to go! -'Cause I'm the leprechaun. 626 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,880 Wayne, we're here! 627 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,384 Here, let me get the gate for you. Hold on. 628 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,886 All righty. 629 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:03,971 Come on in. 630 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,391 Come on in. Nice digs, huh? 631 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,478 Hey, Cassandra, you look hot. 632 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,398 Sorry. 633 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:18,903 Wayne, l would like you to meet my father, Mr. Wong. 634 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,573 Please meet you acquaintance, Wayne Campbell. 635 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:35,544 Right. 636 00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,832 Very well, if that is your custom. 637 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,376 Prepare to die. 638 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:17,920 Come. 639 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,233 l know all seven animal styles, 640 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,484 the crane, 641 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,694 the stag, 642 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,487 the horse, the tiger, 643 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,406 the bat, the rat, 644 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:46,657 the monkey, 645 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:47,950 the Beatle. 646 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,494 l will take you, old man. 647 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:46,175 Your tongue is quick, but how are you with a sword? 648 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,384 Oh, no! 649 00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:48,802 Wayne! 650 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,592 Hello? Can we talk later? 651 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:29,885 This is not a good time for me. 652 00:40:29,969 --> 00:40:32,221 Just a moment. l've got call waiting. 653 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,473 Hello. Yes? 654 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:37,059 Can l call you back? l am on the other line. 655 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,020 Uh-huh. Yes, 656 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:43,023 he received his Sports Illustrated football phone. 657 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,840 Wayne, you've impressed me. 658 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,925 You're worthy of my daughter. 659 00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:19,017 So, here's the deal. We got a party tomorrow at Komrades. 660 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,603 It's kind of a fund-raiser for Waynestock. 661 00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:25,065 That's right. There's gonna be a $10 cover charge at the door. 662 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,650 It's gonna be a big party 663 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:30,154 And because it's at Komrades, we're gonna call it a communist party 664 00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:41,915 l remember, one time l was in a place like this. 665 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,752 Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon. 666 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,921 lt was about 3:00 in the morning, 667 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,841 and l was looking for 1 ,000 brown M&Ms 668 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:52,509 to fill a brandy glass, 669 00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:55,304 or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. 670 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,515 So, Jeff Beck pops his head round the door 671 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,184 and mentions there's a little 672 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:02,311 -sweet shop on the edge of town. -Sweet shop on the edge of town. 673 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:03,854 -Yeah. -Hey, Wayne. Hey, Garth. 674 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,023 -Hey, Milton. -Hey, Milton, how's it going, man? 675 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,733 Awesome party! 676 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,944 Good tunes. Good brew. Good buddies. 677 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,696 l feel great, man. 678 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,031 l feel great! 679 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:15,616 l don't know, man. 680 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,202 l hate my father. l hate my life. 681 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,078 But l feel great, man ! 682 00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:21,663 You guys are great. 683 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,956 Yeah. 684 00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:25,626 l'm gonna go pick a fight. 685 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,880 He's gotten a lot better, don't you think? 686 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:31,798 -Way better. -Yeah. 687 00:42:33,176 --> 00:42:34,635 Thank you. 688 00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,304 We'll be back in a bit. 689 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,894 Hey, how's it going? 690 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,187 -Hi. -Hey. 691 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,649 -lt's looking good, Campbell. -Yeah. 692 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,776 -l'll be at the bar. -Good. 693 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,069 Hey, l'm so glad you could make it. 694 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,528 You look amazing. 695 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,030 l see. 696 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,658 -Yes. -Oh, wait. l have great news. 697 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,577 Bobby is taking me to LA to do the final mix on my album. 698 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,287 lsn't that terrific? 699 00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:04,581 Wow, that's great. 700 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,833 l'm ecstatic. 701 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,044 l'm beside myself with joy. 702 00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,671 Hooray for Hollywood. 703 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,257 Living on your own definitely has its perks. Schwing ! 704 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,634 You know, because your mom doesn't tell you to turn down the stereo, 705 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:17,761 and junk like that, you know, which is a real drag. 706 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,096 Schwing ! Schwing ! 707 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,806 You know, because moms are genetically programed 708 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:23,475 to hate music played at the appropriate level, right? l mean. . . 709 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,270 And my dad, forget about it. Schwing ! Schwing ! Schwing ! Schwing ! 710 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,939 He could ruin a Led Zeppelin reunion concert. You know what l mean? 711 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:29,982 Schwing ! Schwing ! 712 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,234 'Cause he hates any music played at the appropriate level. 713 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:33,568 Schwing ! Schwing ! Schwing ! 714 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:35,862 . . .but the shopkeeper and his son 715 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,740 was a different story altogether. 716 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:43,704 l had to beat them to death with their own shoes. 717 00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:48,417 -What's the deal with Bobby? -Wayne? 718 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,044 -Go! Go! Go! -Go! Go! Go! 719 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:54,006 lt's getting a little out of hand. l think you'd better say something. 720 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,215 All right. Good call. 721 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,759 Everybody, l'd like to say something ! 722 00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:59,261 Excuse me. Coming through ! 723 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:02,806 Everybody, can l get your attention? l'd like to say something. 724 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,433 Keep it down. 725 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,811 Okay. We're really glad you could all make it. 726 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,315 We never realized that we had so many friends 727 00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,859 who believed in this concert idea. 728 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,862 When we first had this idea of putting on this shindig, 729 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:19,448 we didn't know if anyone would come. 730 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,907 But look, 731 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,577 you're all here, pitching in. 732 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,289 l promised myself l wouldn't cry. 733 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:33,879 Party on ! 734 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:40,844 -Go! Go! Go! -Go! Go! Go! 735 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,515 Garth, l'm starting to get a bad feeling, man. 736 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:28,850 l think something's going on. 737 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,240 Hello. Hello. Yes? 738 00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:45,867 ls this Aerosmith's tour manager? 739 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,119 lt is! 740 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:50,747 Hello. My name is Wayne Campbell. You don't know me. 741 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,249 l'm not mental or anything, 742 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,210 but l'm putting on a concert in Aurora, lllinois. 743 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,671 Yes, l can hold. 744 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:01,842 Del, look. For years l thought this was a Mercedes emblem. 745 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,385 Woodstock? 746 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,512 That was quite a show, man. 747 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,180 You were at Woodstock? 748 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,349 Excellent. What was it like? 749 00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:14,479 Well, it rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. 750 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:17,023 And that's it. 751 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,734 l almost remembered something else then, but it's gone. 752 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,194 You can't remember what it was? 753 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,697 Still holding, yes, l am. l just want. . . 754 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:27,033 Wayne, look what l made. 755 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,077 Good work, my friend. 756 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:35,041 You guys got the permit applications? 757 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,044 Got the money? 758 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,713 Cha-ching, cha-ching. 759 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,256 Good for you. 760 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:45,218 Most people just take them and never come back. 761 00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:08,909 Position one to position two. Do you copy? 762 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,953 This is position two in position. 763 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,872 Position three, what's your position? 764 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,749 Position three. l read you. 765 00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:18,293 Position four, do you copy? Over. 766 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:19,753 Four copies. 767 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,338 Back to position one. Over. 768 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:24,466 l have to go to LA for a couple of days. 769 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:26,259 lf you need anything, 770 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:29,763 l'm at this number. 771 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:39,272 Position one to position two. 772 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,358 Position one to position two. Did you see that? 773 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:43,818 This is position two in position ! 774 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,446 Sorry, man, l didn't see anything. 775 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:50,784 What is it? 776 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:57,666 Abort! Abort! We have been identified ! 777 00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:04,965 Abandon positions! Abandon positions! Whoa! 778 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,512 Wayne, let's run away! 779 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,996 Garth, it's locked ! 780 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,498 ln here! 781 00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,366 Hi. 782 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,125 Come on, let's go! 783 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,318 Do it, Miss Thing ! Do it! Do it! 784 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:20,517 Get it, girl ! Get it, girl ! 785 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:25,832 What's the matter, Wayne? You look like you wanna say something to me. 786 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:28,668 l think we should break up. 787 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,755 -What? Why? -Because 788 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:33,965 there comes a time 789 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:36,009 when people should go their separate ways. 790 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,137 l mean, l've got Waynestock, 791 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,432 you've got your career and your producer, 792 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:48,104 and l just think it's time that we should see other people. 793 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,525 l don't want to see other people. 794 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,068 Well, what about Bobby? 795 00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:56,613 -What about him? -Oh, come on ! 796 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,448 Do you think l'm a gulla bull 797 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,325 or even a gulla calf? 798 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,577 l have no idea what you're talking about, Wayne. 799 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:05,371 Yeah, right! Come on, now! 800 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,081 What about these? 801 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,633 -Where did these come from? -l did a little detective work. 802 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,593 You did spy on me. 803 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,053 Yes, l did. 804 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:24,974 Easy. 805 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,229 l think she took that well. 806 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:32,357 Let's go. 807 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:38,071 Ladies and gentlemen ! 808 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:43,576 Your roadie training begins today. 809 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:46,412 lt will not be easy. 810 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,248 You will get tired. 811 00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:50,583 You will get blisters. 812 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,711 You will get aches and pains. 813 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:56,881 But you will also get good. 814 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:00,844 Are you ready? 815 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:02,178 -Yes, sir! -Yes, sir! 816 00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,098 Roadies present and accounted for, sir! 817 00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:08,268 Well, let's begin. 818 00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,230 Go! 819 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,315 Come on, let's go! Let's go! 820 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,442 On the stand, not on the ground ! 821 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:18,611 Come on, let's go! 822 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,781 Go! Not on the ground ! 823 00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:23,324 Not on the ground. 824 00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:25,118 Jesus! lt's crazy! 825 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,997 They're getting better, Del. Look. 826 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:31,541 -Not on the ground. -Ow! Ow! 827 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,960 Go! 828 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,967 Get that microphone! Get that microphone! 829 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:50,518 You're worthless! You're less than nothing ! 830 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:52,520 What's keeping you here? 831 00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:56,107 You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit? 832 00:53:56,775 --> 00:54:00,445 'Cause l got no place else to go! 833 00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:07,201 Whoa. 834 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:20,715 Thanks for coming in with me. 835 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:23,927 l'm always a little afraid to come in by myself. 836 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:32,226 Come. 837 00:54:33,646 --> 00:54:34,979 Come on. 838 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,446 Come on. Sit down. 839 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,077 And l'll fix us a little drink, okay? 840 00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:18,731 There you are. 841 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,401 An Old Fashioned. 842 00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:26,614 This Coke's gone bad. 843 00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:32,328 l just love a man with a sense of humor. 844 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:35,081 -You know what l wish? -What? 845 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:38,501 l wish l could climb up inside of that big old brain of yours 846 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,044 and just walk around. 847 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:41,337 Really? 848 00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:44,340 -You know what l love? -What? 849 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:48,386 l love the way those big, thick glasses magnify your pupils. 850 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,179 -Oh. -Look at me. 851 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:56,019 l'll bet you like to be in control. Tell me. 852 00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,438 Well, when l was 1 7, 853 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:01,691 my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record. 854 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,693 l said, "No way." 855 00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,529 Now, that's exactly what l'm talking about. 856 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:11,367 Oh, my God. You're so limber. 857 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:13,828 Don't you just love music? 858 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,587 Do you have any Megadeth? 859 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:36,642 Come with me. 860 00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:38,728 l'm blind. 861 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,313 Whoa. 862 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:45,818 Okay. 863 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,494 l'm dancing. 864 00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,624 You're real squiggly. 865 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Whoa. 866 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,381 -Did you hurt yourself? -Yeah. 867 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,967 -Let me see. Oh. There. -That's it. 868 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,177 Yeah. 869 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,889 Feel naughty. Feel naughty. 870 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,892 l thought l saw a puddy cat. Whoa! 871 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,852 Boldly go where no man has ever gone before. 872 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:22,355 There's got to be a way to find. . . 873 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,608 -Take me, Garth. -Where? 874 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:27,777 l'm low on gas and you need a jacket. 875 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,487 l'm gonna be frank. 876 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:31,781 Okay. Can l still be Garth? 877 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:33,783 Shut up and kiss me. 878 00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:08,192 Can l have some cocoa later? 879 00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:19,328 Good morning, darling. 880 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,330 l trust you slept well. 881 00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:24,041 l hope l wasn't too much of an animal. 882 00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:27,962 Come, hold me. 883 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,214 You know l will. 884 00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:36,262 Party on. 885 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:40,474 Oh, he's bobbing. He's weaving. He winds up! 886 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,727 Oh, denied ! 887 00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:45,271 Yeah ! 888 00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:50,026 Are you all right? 889 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:51,235 Women. 890 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,613 l feel like l've been placed in the delete bin of life 891 00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:55,573 next to Mahogany Rush. 892 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,825 Oh. l'm sorry. 893 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:02,205 Well, relationships aren't for the timid. 894 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,291 -Yeah. -And l should know. 895 00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:11,255 For l am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman. 896 00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:14,217 All right, man, all right. 897 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,843 Good work, my friend. 898 00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:18,054 On that note, game on. 899 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:19,555 Game on ! 900 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:23,017 All right! 901 00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:24,977 He's wheeling, he's dealing. 902 00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:28,481 He shoots, he scores! 903 00:59:28,941 --> 00:59:30,858 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 904 00:59:30,943 --> 00:59:34,320 it takes two people to run a concert, 905 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:39,242 one backstage and one out front. 906 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:41,410 Two. 907 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:44,747 One man alone cannot do this. 908 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:49,252 Wayne, you will run the backstage team. 909 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,004 Milton, you are the liaison 910 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:57,510 between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front stage team, 911 00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,471 which includes myself in the booth. 912 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:05,351 To the left and the right of the stage are the machine gun nests, 913 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:07,186 belt-fed M60 Brownings. 914 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:11,565 Now, these babies tend to heat up, so shoot in three-second bursts. 915 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,609 ln the event of capture, 916 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:17,405 l will personally distribute cyanide capsules 917 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,116 to be placed under the tongue like so. 918 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:22,994 Any questions? 919 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:24,996 Yeah. l have a question. 920 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,415 When did you turn into a nut bar? 921 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:34,463 Thank you, Mr. Scream. 922 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:36,966 Hey, in a minute I'm gonna bejoined by Wayne and Garth. 923 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,509 They're gonna give us the lowdown 924 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:41,220 about the upcoming Waynestock concert. 925 01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:44,056 Hi. We're here to see Handsome Dan. 926 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,391 My name is Wayne Campbell. 927 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:46,726 Ja, l know. 928 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,811 We've been expecting you, Wayne Campbell. 929 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,563 l am Bjergen Kjergen. 930 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:53,107 Wow, l love your accent. Where are you from? 931 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,484 -l am from Sweden. -Oh, really? 932 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:56,610 Whereabouts in Sweden? 933 01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:58,988 Knuergen, near the Bjorgen Fjords. 934 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,365 Well, nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjergen 935 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,784 from Knuergen near the Bjorgen Fjords. 936 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:05,453 Knuergen. 937 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:08,331 That's in the Klargen province, near the Biburgen river. 938 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:09,498 Ja. 939 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:11,125 Now correct me if l'm wrong. 940 01:01:11,209 --> 01:01:14,837 Your annual rainfall varies from about 40 inches in the winter, 941 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,881 to about 200 inches in the summer, 942 01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:19,884 and your chief export is modular furniture. 943 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:22,470 l did a project on Sweden in the eighth grade. 944 01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:25,806 Well, l am impressed with your quest for knowledge. 945 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:27,767 Educated men are rare. 946 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:30,770 lt was really hard. l stayed up all night working on it. 947 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,229 Then the next day, in gym class, 948 01:01:32,314 --> 01:01:35,274 l was on the mini tramp, and l got diarrhea. 949 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,446 l really wish l hadn't told you that. 950 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,782 Well, l am sorry to hear of your illness, 951 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:45,868 but since you have sacrificed your health 952 01:01:45,952 --> 01:01:47,370 for knowledge of my home country, 953 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:52,625 l find you very attractive, and l hope to make love to you in the near future. 954 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,252 Well, shnuergen. 955 01:01:56,171 --> 01:02:00,466 Okay. All right. 956 01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:02,385 Dick Van Dyke Show. 957 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,178 Hi. 958 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,808 -Good work, my friend. -Yeah. 959 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,230 Are you wearing Brut? 960 01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:16,524 Yes. 961 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:19,902 My woman likes me in cologne. 962 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,570 Hey, Wayne, Garth, 963 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,198 let me get my headset off, l'll be right out. 964 01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,491 Oh, wow! 965 01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:33,958 Hi, Handsome Dan. lt's great to meet you. 966 01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:36,168 l'm not Handsome Dan. 967 01:02:38,964 --> 01:02:40,005 Hi. 968 01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:41,507 Hey. 969 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:42,925 Hi. 970 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:44,885 Dansome 971 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,095 -Dan. -Dan. 972 01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:54,687 Back with you on WPlG, maximum grunt. 973 01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:57,773 All right. Our special guests right now, 974 01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:59,191 Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar. 975 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,110 Wayne's World, Wayne's World. All right. 976 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:03,529 Talking about Waynestock. Very exciting. Big event. 977 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:04,780 Everybody's excited, huh? 978 01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:08,534 Yeah. lt's gonna be a big concert at Adlai Stevenson Park. 979 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,411 lt's just gonna be a big party, you know. 980 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:12,496 We got some great bands coming. 981 01:03:12,581 --> 01:03:14,331 Like Aerosmith. 982 01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:18,127 l just wanna remind everybody that there's still plenty of tickets left. 983 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:21,046 But that's no reason to wait till the last minute. 984 01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:24,967 Because it's just a chance for the city of Aurora. . . 985 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,261 To do something. . . 986 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,473 Fun. 987 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:32,600 And to put the city on the map. 988 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,436 lt's a lot of work. 989 01:03:35,604 --> 01:03:37,897 Oh, well, work is hard. 990 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:40,649 You're not really listening to me, are you? 991 01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:44,737 l mean, l could say anything right now, like, "You're a complete tool." 992 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,322 But you wouldn't hear it, 993 01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:49,909 'cause you're a freak with a microphone. 994 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:54,663 lt's not even challenging anymore. lt's like shooting fish in a barrel. 995 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:56,248 lsn't that true, sphincter boy? 996 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,958 What? Oh ! 997 01:03:58,585 --> 01:03:59,835 They're getting closer all the time. 998 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,171 All right. Good information about Waynestock. Very exciting. 999 01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:04,423 We'll be back with more, right after Pig sports. 1000 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,217 Right now, it's 1 6 minutes past the big hour. 1001 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,677 ls that not right, Mr. Scream? 1002 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:14,517 Great. Good stuff. 1003 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,519 l think people are getting really cranked. 1004 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:28,280 -Hi. Bobby? lt's Wayne Campbell. -Wayne. 1005 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,824 How'd you get this number? 1006 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,702 lt was written on the back of a business card. 1007 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,955 Hey, l'm looking for Cassandra. 1008 01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,749 Do you know where she is? l have to talk to her. lt's really important. 1009 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,668 Cassandra? No, l haven't seen her. 1010 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:44,004 She said she might come to LA. She wasn't definite. 1011 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,133 lf l hear anything, l'll let you know. 1012 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:49,677 l have to go. 1013 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:52,346 l'm with someone. l'm sorry l couldn't help. 1014 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:55,140 Okay. Thanks. Bye. 1015 01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,687 lmportant call? 1016 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:02,022 Some small-time promoter. 1017 01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:12,283 Let's get some lunch. 1018 01:05:45,025 --> 01:05:48,569 What you're saying is that Peter Lawford warned Kennedy 1019 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:51,614 not to mess with the military-industrial complex. 1020 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,532 Yeah. Dig this, man. 1021 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:56,910 J. Edgar Hoover was one bad cat. 1022 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,497 l mean, he had a completely different bag from Jack. 1023 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,499 l mean, he just couldn't groove. 1024 01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:05,294 And when two cats can't groove to the same tune, 1025 01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:08,047 one of them has to visit the man upstairs. 1026 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:10,507 That's amazing, man. 1027 01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:12,718 Excuse me. Hey, Wayne, 1028 01:06:12,844 --> 01:06:15,763 l want you to meet a friend of mine, Sammy Davis Jr. 1029 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:18,307 Wow! Nice to meet you, Mr. Jr. 1030 01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:19,975 Nice to meet you, too, man. 1031 01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:23,145 l gotta split, man. l got some cats l gotta hang with. 1032 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:24,605 Bye, Sammy. 1033 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,024 He's a good man. 1034 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:29,902 And now, Wayne, what can l do you for? 1035 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,946 Listen, Jim, l'm really confused, okay? 1036 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,491 We haven't sold any tickets yet, none of the bands have signed, 1037 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:37,826 Garth is distracted by chicks, 1038 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,662 l broke up with my girlfriend, 1039 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:42,998 and on top of all that, Del's gone completely mental. 1040 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,375 To complete your journey, 1041 01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:47,336 you're gonna have to help some people along the way. 1042 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:50,506 This next little bit, you're gonna have to go it alone. 1043 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,508 Keep the faith, my friend. 1044 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:54,927 lf you book them, they will come. 1045 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,013 Hey, Sammy, wait up. 1046 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,518 Hey, Jim, what if nobody shows up? 1047 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,144 Jim ! 1048 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,155 Oh, wow. 1049 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:17,991 Sand. 1050 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,786 Cool. Yeah. 1051 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:24,790 Right. 1052 01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:26,542 Right, Moe. 1053 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:28,335 l understand. 1054 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:29,503 Nervous? 1055 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:31,964 A little. 1056 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,966 l've never been on The Tonight Show before. 1057 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,385 Nothing to worry about. After the show, l thought we. . . 1058 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,262 After the show, l have to fly back to Aurora. 1059 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:40,931 -l'm doing Waynestock, remember? -Waynestock? 1060 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,683 What's this Waynestock thing? 1061 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,601 lt's nothing. Just something she has to do. 1062 01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:46,311 Hold on a second, Moe. 1063 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:50,899 Listen, Bobby's put together some great musicians. 1064 01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:53,110 You're making a great album. 1065 01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:55,571 Together, it can't miss. 1066 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,157 You're in good hands. He's the best. 1067 01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:01,577 You listen to Bobby, and you're gonna be a big star. 1068 01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,203 A big star. 1069 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:05,080 Moe? Yeah. 1070 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:10,586 Well, we're almost out of time, but l'd just like to point out 1071 01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:15,716 that there are still plenty of excellent Waynestock tickets still available. 1072 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:19,011 Actually, there are about 1 0,000 1073 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,014 excellent Waynestock tickets still available. 1074 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,349 And l'd also like to address a rumor. 1075 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:25,934 There's this rumor 1076 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:28,228 that none of the bands have signed, 1077 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:30,731 and that probably no one's gonna show up. 1078 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:34,067 While it's true that none of the bands have signed, 1079 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,945 Jim Morrison and his weird naked lndian friend 1080 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:40,532 visited me in the night and assured me that all the bands are gonna come. 1081 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:41,825 -All right. -Yeah. 1082 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:43,786 All right. Well, that's all the time we have for this week. 1083 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,454 So, until then, good night. 1084 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,456 -Party on, Garth. -Party on, Wayne. 1085 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,958 It's Wayne's World, Wayne's World 1086 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:52,085 Party time, excellent 1087 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:58,634 -And we're clear. -All right! 1088 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:02,012 Wayne, you know, 1089 01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:06,725 l don't know if you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore. 1090 01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:10,813 Yeah, yeah. lt's just that people have started to talk. 1091 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:12,439 You know, they're saying things like, 1092 01:09:12,524 --> 01:09:17,694 "Hey, there goes Garth and his friend Wayne, the psychopath." 1093 01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:21,240 lt's embarrassing. No offense or nothing. 1094 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,242 Oh, no. No, none taken. 1095 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:28,288 l believe this knife is yours. 1096 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,082 -Okay. -Yeah. 1097 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:34,586 lt's just that things have started to look a little bleak. 1098 01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:36,839 Bleak? What? 1099 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,674 Hey, no guff, Chet. 1100 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,260 Until you pointed that out, it hadn't occurred to me. 1101 01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:42,469 Hey, where are you going? 1102 01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:43,846 -Mikita's. -Mikita's. Yeah. 1103 01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:46,181 You know. The usual. Are you gonna come? 1104 01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:48,183 No, no, no. You guys go and have fun. 1105 01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:51,103 l'd probably just end up embarrassing you anyways. 1106 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:55,315 No, no. l'm just gonna stay here and lick the cat's butt. 1107 01:09:56,568 --> 01:09:57,609 -Okay. -Okay. 1108 01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:01,238 Just 15 to 20 minutes, 1109 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,781 three times a week, 1110 01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:04,616 can really make a difference in... 1111 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,618 How about all the otherproducts here? How much for those? 1112 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:09,329 Joe, you know the price, $29. 95. 1113 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,210 And that song is from your album that's coming out, right? 1114 01:10:15,295 --> 01:10:16,879 -Oh, man. -Right. 1115 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:18,171 She looks great. 1116 01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:20,090 It should be out next month, 1117 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,217 or we hope it will be. 1118 01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:24,136 Now, who's... Now, who's "we"? 1119 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,847 Now, who are you looking at? Let's see. Let's see the guy 1120 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,932 That's Bobby Cahn, my producer. 1121 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:31,268 Oh, that fine-looking man is your producer, huh? 1122 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:33,729 Oh, man, I'm in the wrong business. See, I should be a record producer, 1123 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:37,065 then I'd have attractive-looking women waving and smiling at me all the time. 1124 01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:38,483 Hi, Bobby. 1125 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,321 She will be mine again. Oh, yes. 1126 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:45,282 She will be mine again. 1127 01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:48,952 You were terrific. They loved you. 1128 01:10:49,037 --> 01:10:50,287 -You think so? -Are you kidding? 1129 01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:53,040 Listen to them. They loved you. Me, too. 1130 01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:55,042 You know, l didn't think l could do it without my band. 1131 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:57,336 But the guys you put together were so hot. 1132 01:10:57,420 --> 01:11:00,172 -Damn, l had fun. -Good. Let's celebrate. 1133 01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:01,465 Okay. 1134 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:04,343 Did you give any thought to what l said? 1135 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:07,638 Yeah. l'm still thinking about it. 1136 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,556 Give me a week? 1137 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:11,350 Okay. 1138 01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:16,563 What's the matter? ls anything wrong? 1139 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:18,315 Oh, Garth. 1140 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:22,444 Oh, Garth, l'm so scared. 1141 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:24,988 What, has someone hurt you? l mean, l'll take care of it. 1142 01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:26,907 l'm a grownup now, you know. 1143 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:29,201 lt's. . . 1144 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:31,536 lt's my husband. 1145 01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:33,705 Your what? 1146 01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,416 Oh, darling. l meant to tell you, 1147 01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:38,126 but my divorce isn't final. 1148 01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:41,880 And he came over here yesterday, and he was crazy, like an animal. 1149 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,967 Oh, l wish someone would kill him. 1150 01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:47,761 You mean, kill your husband? 1151 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,180 No! No! Don't say it. 1152 01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,974 You mustn't even think it. 1153 01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:55,477 l mean, l know you love me, but l won't let you kill my husband. 1154 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:59,856 Although, l know you want to. We both know you want to. 1155 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:02,192 And then you could have me anytime you want. 1156 01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:04,152 And l do mean anytime. 1157 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:07,656 Get me my cigarettes, would you, lover? 1158 01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,658 They're in my purse. 1159 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:15,288 l'm just so. . . 1160 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:17,457 Whoa. 1161 01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:22,087 That's a pretty big gun. 1162 01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:24,923 Oh, darling. . . 1163 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,343 All this talk about killing, 1164 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:30,512 and .45 Magnums with the clip filed down 1165 01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:32,055 and the safety off. . . 1166 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,641 Oh, it's just all so confusing. 1167 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,768 l won't. l won't. 1168 01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:40,105 l won't. l won't. l won't. l won't. l won't. l won't. 1169 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:43,191 -l won't let you. -He is a dead man. 1170 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,119 No way. 1171 01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:58,623 You know what? 1172 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,585 l got myself into this. l'm gonna get myself out of it. 1173 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,379 l'm gonna take it on the chin, and l'm gonna be a man. 1174 01:13:04,464 --> 01:13:06,214 Keep the faith, my friend. 1175 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:09,092 If you book them, they will come. 1176 01:13:12,013 --> 01:13:13,638 Okay. All right, man. 1177 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,016 You gotta stop doing that, all right? 1178 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:17,309 Oh, man. 1179 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,102 Hello, is anybody here? 1180 01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:20,729 Hello. 1181 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:23,690 Oh, my God ! Rip Taylor! Oh, my God ! 1182 01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:25,400 How are you? You must be Wayne Campbell. 1183 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:27,319 -Yes, l am. -How are you, Wayne? 1184 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,445 Very good. 1185 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:29,946 This must be Waynestock. 1186 01:13:30,031 --> 01:13:31,156 Yes, it is. 1187 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:34,409 lt's a little rustic, a little bucolic, but, oh, well, l like it. lt's cute. 1188 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:35,660 Thanks. 1189 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:37,746 Oh, how are you, pal? You better get ready for the show. 1190 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,039 Get dressed. 1191 01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:41,500 You can see him? 1192 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:42,667 Well, of course l can see him. 1193 01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:46,088 l mean, how are you gonna miss a half-naked lndian, for God's sake? 1194 01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:48,924 Rip Taylor, Garth Algar. 1195 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,009 Rip, you showed up. Cool. 1196 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:54,096 Yeah. And my people got a call from you, you know. Thank you. 1197 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:57,766 And before l could say, "No," this guy came to me in a dream. 1198 01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,644 l said, "Who are you?" He said, "Jim Morrison. 1199 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,354 "l'm a dead rock star." 1200 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:04,439 l said, "l'm not familiar with your work." 1201 01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:06,316 So, he played me a record from The Doors. 1202 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,777 And l said, "Well, you appear to be more like a crooner 1203 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:10,862 "working in the rock milieu, which l like." 1204 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,572 Why is our order taking so long? 1205 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:16,118 So, well, you know, he said, "You gotta do Waynestock." 1206 01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,203 So, l figured, what the hey? 1207 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:20,997 Hey, what's going on? 1208 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,833 -Don't you know? -No. 1209 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:25,293 -We're here for Waynestock. -Same here, dude. 1210 01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:28,004 -Really looking forward to it, too. -Later. 1211 01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:30,215 Wayne, where did all these people come from? 1212 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:33,051 Garth, this is big. We gotta get back to the playing fields. 1213 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:46,148 So, have you seen Cassandra? 1214 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,441 l know. lt's weird. 1215 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,735 l don't know where she is either. 1216 01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:54,990 l know. l mean, she said she'd play, and she never misses a gig. 1217 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,076 All right. Well, if you see her, can you send her over to Waynestock? 1218 01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:01,037 All right. Thanks a lot, chief. All right, bye-bye. 1219 01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:03,665 Wayne! Wayne! 1220 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,334 Okay, here's what's happening so far. 1221 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,211 A lot of people have started to show up, 1222 01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:10,255 but none of the bands are here. 1223 01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:12,883 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1224 01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:14,843 l'm going to hurl. 1225 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,179 Okay, Garth, ixnay on the url-hay. 1226 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:20,265 l need your help. Think! Where could Cassandra be? 1227 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,646 l think l had too much Jolt cola. 1228 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:31,610 Hello? 1229 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,486 Jeff, Wayne. 1230 01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:35,488 l cannot find your daughter, and l'm greatly troubled. 1231 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,365 Alas, my young friend. 1232 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:39,743 l have chosen another for my daughter. 1233 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,203 You are an excellent warrior, 1234 01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:43,455 but l require more in a son-in-law. 1235 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:45,165 He has money. 1236 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,376 Name the one you have chosen, and surely he will die by my hand. 1237 01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,337 He goes by the name of Bobby. 1238 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:53,798 He has offered security, a career and a green card. 1239 01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:55,717 l arranged the match myself. 1240 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:58,011 And though l am sure this information will be useless to you 1241 01:15:58,095 --> 01:16:00,055 so late in the film, they are to be married 1242 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:03,058 at the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street. 1243 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:06,686 Sorry l could not invite you to the wedding, my young friend. 1244 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:10,315 lt's okay. She's marrying Bobby. 1245 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,113 -What are you doing? -l'm out! 1246 01:16:17,365 --> 01:16:20,408 l have to go find Cassandra and tell her how l feel. 1247 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:23,745 But l can't do the concert by myself. lt takes two men to run the concert! 1248 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,622 You're right. l'm in. 1249 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:28,250 But l love her! l'm freaking out! 1250 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,043 What am l gonna do? 1251 01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:33,004 Go get Cassandra. Del and l will run the concert. 1252 01:16:35,967 --> 01:16:38,885 Just go get Cassandra and be back before we start! 1253 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,387 Go, now! 1254 01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,182 Yay! 1255 01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:51,439 Now, move it, people! 1256 01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,525 Go! Go! Go! 1257 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:55,735 Hi ! 1258 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:57,862 l'm kind of busy now. 1259 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:00,824 l just wanted to know 1260 01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:03,994 if you needed anything from the Permit Office. 1261 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,542 That's the UNIX book. 1262 01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:13,420 Yeah. 1263 01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:14,587 Cool. 1264 01:17:17,008 --> 01:17:25,140 Whoa! 1265 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:37,193 All right, men. Our work here is done. 1266 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:42,073 Excellent. 1267 01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:45,410 Whoa! 1268 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:48,580 Yeah ! Yeah ! Yeah ! 1269 01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:32,791 Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street? 1270 01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:37,337 -Gordon Street! Gordon Street! -Oh, yeah, Gordon Street. 1271 01:18:38,089 --> 01:18:41,633 l once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street, 1272 01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:43,968 but that was a long time ago, 1273 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,054 when l was young. 1274 01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:47,972 Do we have to put up with this? 1275 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,350 l mean, can't we get a better actor? 1276 01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:54,479 l know it's a small part, but l think we can do better than this. 1277 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:01,361 Gordon Street? 1278 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,447 Oh, yes, Gordon Street. 1279 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:07,992 l once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street, 1280 01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:09,661 a long time ago, 1281 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,371 when l was a young man. 1282 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:15,041 Not a day passes that l don't think of her, 1283 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:18,253 and the promise l made which 1284 01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:20,672 l will always keep, 1285 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:23,883 that one perfect day on Gordon Street. 1286 01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:27,887 That's five blocks up, two over. 1287 01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:31,975 Thank you. 1288 01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:02,505 Welcome to Aurora! 1289 01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:04,632 Eat me! 1290 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:10,221 Notjust a place, but a state ofmind. 1291 01:20:58,395 --> 01:21:01,189 Jesus! God, no. 1292 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:08,530 Cassandra! 1293 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,659 Oh. Hi. Sorry! 1294 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,244 Sorry, everybody! 1295 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:15,828 Wrong wedding ! 1296 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:18,122 Who's he? 1297 01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:44,649 Oh, Jesus. God, no. 1298 01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,324 -Cassandra! -What an asshole! 1299 01:21:53,867 --> 01:22:18,933 Cassandra! 1300 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,728 Wayne! 1301 01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:34,073 You punk. 1302 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:35,992 You crazy punk. 1303 01:22:47,546 --> 01:22:49,047 Come on. Come on, Cassandra. 1304 01:22:49,131 --> 01:22:51,591 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1305 01:23:13,781 --> 01:23:15,823 Stevenson Park! Step on it! 1306 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:19,577 One. Two. 1307 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:24,082 Check two! 1308 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:27,460 Okay. We have some word 1309 01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:30,296 that there is some bad red rope licorice 1310 01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:32,757 circulating in the crowd. 1311 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:37,303 Repeat, stay away from the red rope licorice. 1312 01:23:37,388 --> 01:23:40,848 Do not bite any off and chew it. 1313 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:44,435 -It could cause a dental emergency. -Go! Get off the stage! 1314 01:23:51,777 --> 01:23:53,569 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1315 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,287 Hey, huh? 1316 01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:04,706 Huh? Guys, huh? 1317 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:06,999 Wayne, Cassandra, you made it! 1318 01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,584 -Yeah ! -Yeah ! 1319 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:10,128 This is great! 1320 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:16,342 What are we gonna do? None of the bands have showed up. 1321 01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:20,388 l don't know, man. Jim Morrison said, "lf you book them, they will come." 1322 01:24:20,472 --> 01:24:23,599 l don't know, Wayne. lt doesn't look too good. 1323 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:26,269 Jim? 1324 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:32,191 Jim ! 1325 01:24:35,487 --> 01:24:37,822 Wow, we really are in the desert. 1326 01:24:38,157 --> 01:24:39,824 Yeah, no guff. 1327 01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:45,580 Wow, Jim Morrison. 1328 01:24:45,831 --> 01:24:47,206 Told you so, man. 1329 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:48,750 How can l help you? 1330 01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:51,461 Jim, none of the bands have showed up. 1331 01:24:51,587 --> 01:24:54,005 l know, and they're not gonna show up. 1332 01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:57,216 Then why were we supposed to put on the concert? 1333 01:24:57,342 --> 01:25:00,428 Because you had to try and do something with your life. 1334 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:02,513 But it was a failure. 1335 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:04,223 Whether you won or lost, 1336 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:07,351 what's important is that you gave it your best shot. 1337 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:09,437 l'm sorry, man. 1338 01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:10,563 Okay. 1339 01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:11,773 All right. 1340 01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:15,026 You'll think of something. lt's your movie. 1341 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:17,945 Well, thanks a pantload, Chet. 1342 01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:19,363 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1343 01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,866 Wayne, where are we? 1344 01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:25,203 Whoa. How do we get back? 1345 01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:45,723 Wayne, Wayne. . . 1346 01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:49,227 We don't wanna end the movie this way, do we? 1347 01:25:49,311 --> 01:25:50,895 Good call, Garth. 1348 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:54,232 lf we're gonna go down, let's at least go down in glory. 1349 01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:57,735 Let's do the Thelma & Louise ending. Yeah ! 1350 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,793 Let's just keep going, Wayne. 1351 01:26:14,670 --> 01:26:16,212 Okay, Garth. 1352 01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:36,107 Hey, we don't wanna end the movie like this. 1353 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:38,901 Yeah. Let's do the happy ending. 1354 01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:40,111 Yeah, yeah. 1355 01:26:45,868 --> 01:26:47,368 None of the bands have showed up, Wayne. 1356 01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:50,663 -What are we gonna do? -What are we gonna do, you guys? 1357 01:26:50,789 --> 01:26:51,789 We could do it on the stage. 1358 01:27:09,766 --> 01:27:11,142 You made it! Excellent! 1359 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,894 Welcome to Waynestock. 1360 01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,061 Yeah ! 1361 01:27:15,814 --> 01:27:17,732 -All right. -Thanks for coming. 1362 01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:23,404 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. 1363 01:27:57,397 --> 01:28:01,192 Jim, why was l supposed to put on this concert? 1364 01:28:02,152 --> 01:28:05,613 Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do, 1365 01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:08,199 Cassandra loves you for who you are, 1366 01:28:08,659 --> 01:28:11,327 and that being an adult means 1367 01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:16,415 facing responsibility, yet still taking the time to have fun. 1368 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:20,461 Right. lt's sort of like coming home on Friday night 1369 01:28:20,545 --> 01:28:22,463 and doing your homework right away, 1370 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:25,716 so that your Saturday night is free to just party. 1371 01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:28,636 No, l like the way l said it better. 1372 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,515 Okay. 1373 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:42,650 Excuse me. 1374 01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:43,734 Yo! 1375 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,278 Over here. Would you open the gate, please? 1376 01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:47,488 l have to get in there. 1377 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:48,823 Sorry, you can't come in. 1378 01:28:48,907 --> 01:28:50,074 My girlfriend is in there. 1379 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:52,910 Hey, a lot of people's girlfriends are in there. 1380 01:31:44,207 --> 01:31:46,208 Hey, don't cry. 1381 01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:49,211 Yeah, we're gonna clean it up. Okay? 1382 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:07,062 See?