1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,268 City college has a space simulator. 2 00:00:06,269 --> 00:00:07,889 We know. Close the door. 3 00:00:07,890 --> 00:00:09,754 As I was saying... 4 00:00:09,755 --> 00:00:13,847 On Monday, city college will be unveiling, 5 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,907 the City College Cosmic Pioneer... 6 00:00:15,908 --> 00:00:18,724 their very own orbital launch simulator. 7 00:00:18,725 --> 00:00:19,954 Pretty soon, 8 00:00:19,955 --> 00:00:23,548 they will have an astronaut on their brochure, 9 00:00:23,549 --> 00:00:27,566 and we will still be bragging about our foosball table. 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,174 What do you think happens to enrollment then? 11 00:00:32,988 --> 00:00:34,728 I don't know about you, gentlemen, 12 00:00:34,985 --> 00:00:37,468 but I love my campus, and I don't want to watch it 13 00:00:37,469 --> 00:00:39,646 become a city college parking lot. 14 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:41,114 Well, what can we do? 15 00:00:41,115 --> 00:00:44,295 We can launch our own space simulator. 16 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:46,763 Before they simulate their launch on Monday, 17 00:00:46,764 --> 00:00:50,207 we simulate a launch this weekend. 18 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:52,389 We make Greendale, not city college, 19 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:53,951 the first community college 20 00:00:53,952 --> 00:00:55,952 to pretend to put a man in space. 21 00:00:55,953 --> 00:00:57,535 Do we even have a simulator? 22 00:00:57,536 --> 00:00:58,806 We can get one. 23 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:01,611 In 1980, the county museum 24 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:04,777 had a state-of-the-art space mission simulator 25 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:06,997 sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken 26 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:09,053 called the "Kentucky Fried Chicken 27 00:01:09,054 --> 00:01:11,363 leven herbs & space experience". 28 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:12,540 Gentlemen... 29 00:01:12,851 --> 00:01:14,908 Greendale's future! 30 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:15,779 Oh! 31 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,704 Actually, that photo's from the past. 32 00:01:17,705 --> 00:01:19,674 Here's one more current. 33 00:01:20,293 --> 00:01:21,445 It's seen better days. 34 00:01:21,446 --> 00:01:24,138 I admit... it could use a good wash. 35 00:01:25,483 --> 00:01:27,766 And I've got just the crew 36 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:29,373 to wash it. 37 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,521 Can we stop walking in slo-mo now? 38 00:01:40,522 --> 00:01:41,677 20 more yards. 39 00:01:42,305 --> 00:01:44,209 You guys are walking in slo-mo? 40 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:49,473 Community 2x04 - Basic Rocket Science 41 00:01:49,474 --> 00:01:53,974 Sync by vNaru - Corrected by Kerensky www.Addic7ed.com 42 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:14,008 You guys are an hour late! 43 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,322 Abed kept making us redo our walk. 44 00:02:16,323 --> 00:02:17,804 I think you know the reason 45 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,199 this group has been chosen for this job... 46 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,627 to atone. 47 00:02:21,628 --> 00:02:23,750 For the obscene entry you submitted 48 00:02:23,751 --> 00:02:26,345 in the Greendale school-flag contest. 49 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,421 That's right... I know that this isn't a symbol 50 00:02:29,422 --> 00:02:31,439 for the crossroads of ideas. 51 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,332 I now know it's a butt. 52 00:02:33,857 --> 00:02:35,546 Yeah, keep snickering. 53 00:02:35,547 --> 00:02:38,607 Pack yourselves with peanuts and really be satisfied. 54 00:02:38,608 --> 00:02:39,917 But guess what? 55 00:02:40,111 --> 00:02:41,569 This won. 56 00:02:41,753 --> 00:02:44,340 This is now our school flag forever. 57 00:02:44,561 --> 00:02:45,677 Proud of yourselves? 58 00:02:45,678 --> 00:02:47,181 How do you know it was our design? 59 00:02:47,182 --> 00:02:48,939 We submitted it anonymously. 60 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:49,678 Whoops. 61 00:02:49,679 --> 00:02:52,028 One of you actually came forward. 62 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:54,482 What? 63 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:56,714 Now, somewhere beneath this dirt 64 00:02:56,715 --> 00:02:58,709 is Greendale's newest pride. 65 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,987 And my hope is that while you scrub it, 66 00:03:00,988 --> 00:03:03,780 you will find the school pride in your hearts. 67 00:03:03,781 --> 00:03:05,296 After we clean it, can we go inside? 68 00:03:05,297 --> 00:03:08,847 No. That is a job for some upstanding students 69 00:03:08,848 --> 00:03:12,050 who are training right now in the simulator simulator. 70 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,169 Great job on this. 71 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,416 Hard to believe I'm not really not really in space. 72 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:21,342 I expect this craft to be squeaky clean 73 00:03:21,343 --> 00:03:23,235 in time for the pretend launch 74 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,504 in front of the press at 3:00. 75 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,727 Now, if you'll excuse me, 76 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,360 I have to make this into a butt flag. 77 00:03:30,306 --> 00:03:32,157 Man, I remember this thing from High School. 78 00:03:32,158 --> 00:03:33,037 During field trips, 79 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,928 we used to sneak inside and get... 80 00:03:35,437 --> 00:03:36,469 to praying. 81 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,080 Oh, that's nice. 82 00:03:38,115 --> 00:03:39,371 We should take a coffee break. 83 00:03:39,372 --> 00:03:40,795 Let's all get coffee, okay? 84 00:03:40,879 --> 00:03:42,592 Where are Troy and Abed? 85 00:03:42,593 --> 00:03:43,865 I'm pretty sure they made their way into that thing 86 00:03:43,866 --> 00:03:45,619 five seconds after the Dean left. 87 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:46,569 What? 88 00:03:50,102 --> 00:03:52,725 It's more beautiful than I ever imagined. 89 00:03:52,726 --> 00:03:55,208 - You've never been in it? - My dad never let me. 90 00:03:55,465 --> 00:03:57,239 He always had grudge against fast-food restaurants. 91 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,961 They almost wiped out his falafel stand. 92 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:01,921 But I memorized every detail of this old girl 93 00:04:01,922 --> 00:04:02,755 on the Internet. 94 00:04:02,756 --> 00:04:04,926 Guys, we can't be in here. 95 00:04:04,927 --> 00:04:06,222 Then get out. 96 00:04:06,223 --> 00:04:07,510 Wow, it's pretty well preserved 97 00:04:07,511 --> 00:04:09,201 for something that survived the '80s... 98 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:11,283 And apparently a local transient 99 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,729 who liked to collect doll heads. 100 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,487 The '80s. 101 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,509 Our teen years, right, everybody? 102 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,202 I feel like I'm underdressed for this. 103 00:04:19,247 --> 00:04:20,601 I'm gonna get something from the dorm. 104 00:04:21,585 --> 00:04:23,025 Guys, seriously, 105 00:04:23,026 --> 00:04:25,154 I have to ask that we all step out of here. 106 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:26,694 Or what, you're gonna tattle on us 107 00:04:26,695 --> 00:04:27,779 like you did with the flag? 108 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,046 I didn't tattle about the flag, 109 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:30,669 but you shouldn't have made it in the first place. 110 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,791 If you love Greendale so much, why don't you marry it? 111 00:04:33,871 --> 00:04:35,073 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 112 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,587 I'm a little claustrophobic, that's all. 113 00:04:36,588 --> 00:04:39,091 It's no big deal, as long as I'm standing near a door. 114 00:04:39,092 --> 00:04:41,853 In close situations, I get a little nuts, 115 00:04:41,854 --> 00:04:43,322 and I don't know, you know, what's... 116 00:04:43,323 --> 00:04:44,918 - no, no, no! - Hey, hey! 117 00:04:45,264 --> 00:04:46,257 No! 118 00:04:49,441 --> 00:04:50,222 - Hello? - Oh! 119 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,475 Greetings. 120 00:04:52,096 --> 00:04:56,955 I am Systematic Android Network Diode Energy Rocket System. 121 00:04:56,956 --> 00:04:59,635 But you may call me "Sanders". 122 00:04:59,861 --> 00:05:02,690 Sanders. Sanders, this is Pierce Hawthorne. 123 00:05:02,691 --> 00:05:04,002 Can I get this door open, please? 124 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,492 Hey, look for the handle. 125 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:07,356 There's got to be a handle on the door. 126 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:09,346 You don't know that. It was the '80s. 127 00:05:09,347 --> 00:05:11,010 Everybody who made this was on cocaine. 128 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,787 We can't be in here. 129 00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:14,889 Just as Kentucky fried chicken's 130 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,465 secret process seals in the flavor, 131 00:05:17,466 --> 00:05:19,586 I'm sealing the cabin's air 132 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,898 so you don't explode on your journey. 133 00:05:21,899 --> 00:05:23,999 - What? - What does that mean? 134 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,796 Please find a seat, strap yourself in, 135 00:05:26,797 --> 00:05:28,735 and wait for mission control. 136 00:05:28,736 --> 00:05:30,891 Okay, we got to find a handle on this door! 137 00:05:30,892 --> 00:05:33,290 Guys, guys, can we just take a mental step backwards 138 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,141 and realize we are simply in a winnebago 139 00:05:36,142 --> 00:05:37,342 and we'll be fine. 140 00:05:40,158 --> 00:05:41,040 Oh, God! 141 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,090 Please find a seat, strap yourself in, 142 00:05:44,091 --> 00:05:45,677 and wait for mission control. 143 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,455 I'm not strapping myself into a coffin. 144 00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:50,611 We got to get out of here! I hope you found a seat. 145 00:05:50,612 --> 00:05:54,251 I want you to be safe. Did you just threaten me? 146 00:05:54,252 --> 00:05:57,052 Pierce, you're talking to an atari cartridge. 147 00:05:57,053 --> 00:05:58,175 Sit down! 148 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:04,584 This is part of the simulation, right? 149 00:06:05,186 --> 00:06:07,343 I don't think this is a simulation. 150 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:10,294 I think we're being towed. 151 00:06:37,674 --> 00:06:38,880 - Come on! - Hello? 152 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:39,983 Hey, guys, forget it. 153 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:41,851 Whosever towing us can't hear us. 154 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:44,003 You know, this is classic Greendale. 155 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,010 That place deserves an anus flag. 156 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:47,483 Can anyone get a phone signal? 157 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:48,751 - No. - No. 158 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:50,445 Mine's working, but it's the black guy 159 00:06:50,446 --> 00:06:51,579 with the wrong number again. 160 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:54,276 Pierce, I keep telling you that that is an iPod 161 00:06:54,277 --> 00:06:57,303 and you are listening to Wesley Snipe's audiobook. 162 00:06:57,395 --> 00:06:59,021 Well, he sure hates the government. 163 00:06:59,451 --> 00:07:00,842 This is a long shot. 164 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:05,964 But maybe if I do this, it will solve everything. 165 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:11,074 Damn it! 166 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,628 This is all my fault. 167 00:07:13,629 --> 00:07:15,345 - Very much so. - Oh! 168 00:07:15,346 --> 00:07:17,720 Hey, when you go fishing, sometimes you catch a boot. 169 00:07:18,884 --> 00:07:20,291 Where...Re...You.... 170 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,496 Tel...Where...You are! 171 00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:25,413 Hello? 172 00:07:25,414 --> 00:07:28,900 Where are you hoodlums? Bring my spaceship back! 173 00:07:28,901 --> 00:07:30,803 Uh, we are... 174 00:07:31,362 --> 00:07:34,314 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, 175 00:07:34,315 --> 00:07:36,326 although it is possible... 176 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:39,976 Yeah. It's a sticker. 177 00:07:40,215 --> 00:07:42,334 Hey, terrible Dean. 178 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:45,513 This thing is being towed with us in it. 179 00:07:45,973 --> 00:07:48,382 Oh. Oh. Okay, wait. 180 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,777 So handicap spots count on saturdays? 181 00:07:50,778 --> 00:07:52,723 Assuming we don't wind up in a compactor, 182 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:54,888 when we get back, I'm going to step on you. 183 00:07:54,889 --> 00:07:57,005 Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Jeffrey, 184 00:07:57,006 --> 00:07:59,305 if you don't get back here in time for the launch, 185 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:00,916 City College wins, 186 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,886 and Greendale becomes just another school on my resume 187 00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:07,009 that no one can call, because it doesn't exist. 188 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:09,273 Now, tell me where you are! 189 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:12,528 In a moving canister with no phone and no GPS, 190 00:08:12,529 --> 00:08:15,170 because the only window is sealed shut. 191 00:08:16,651 --> 00:08:17,857 Hel... hello? 192 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,040 Jeffrey! 193 00:08:20,778 --> 00:08:22,110 It isn't sealed shut. 194 00:08:23,009 --> 00:08:23,882 Hmm? 195 00:08:23,905 --> 00:08:24,976 The window isn't sealed shut. 196 00:08:24,977 --> 00:08:26,891 It slides open when you complete the simulation. 197 00:08:27,617 --> 00:08:29,330 Well, can you talk them through it? 198 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,310 Abed, if they can open that window, 199 00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,220 they can tell us where they are, and we can find them. 200 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:37,484 I was supposed to be on that thing. 201 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,083 I know how she works. 202 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:44,227 Hey. That's why they need you to bring her home. 203 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,834 I'll get us some coffee. 204 00:09:03,264 --> 00:09:05,092 - Troy. - Abed? 205 00:09:05,093 --> 00:09:07,115 You can get that window open by doing the simulation. 206 00:09:07,239 --> 00:09:08,246 Look at the panel on your right 207 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,473 - ...and tell me your recipe. - Original. 208 00:09:10,474 --> 00:09:11,628 - How many pieces? - 6 209 00:09:11,629 --> 00:09:12,712 - Flavor heading? - Tasty. 210 00:09:12,713 --> 00:09:14,158 We need to get it up to delicious. 211 00:09:14,496 --> 00:09:15,771 That makes sense. 212 00:09:17,411 --> 00:09:19,373 Excellent work, Captain. 213 00:09:19,374 --> 00:09:22,153 Now keep your herbs and spices balanced 214 00:09:22,154 --> 00:09:24,462 while the crew helps you with teamwork. 215 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,291 Guys, we can get the window open 216 00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:28,572 if you man your terminals, and we complete the simulation. 217 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:30,377 Yeah. I got a better idea. 218 00:09:30,998 --> 00:09:32,436 - Oh! - Jeffrey! 219 00:09:35,297 --> 00:09:36,619 We're all dying. 220 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:38,634 We're all gonna die! 221 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:42,465 My readings indicate the need for cooperation. 222 00:09:42,466 --> 00:09:43,648 I hate to pull rank on you, 223 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,776 but I need you to man your station now, Jeff. 224 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:47,636 I hate to pull reality on you, 225 00:09:47,637 --> 00:09:49,711 but you got your rank, Captain, 226 00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:52,616 by sitting in the chair with the largest knobs! 227 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:57,593 My readings indicate Pierce... 228 00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,178 - What? - Pierce... 229 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,805 My readings indicate 230 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:03,469 you're going to die alone. 231 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,205 Why's he saying that? Why's he... 232 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,940 why's he saying that to me? 233 00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:08,341 Uh, he... he's getting worse. 234 00:10:08,409 --> 00:10:10,676 Almost there. 235 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,145 Stop talking, old man. 236 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,380 You can't make me stop, Pierce, 237 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,650 because Troy is killing your life force. 238 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,451 - I knew it! - Oh! 239 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,598 I knew it! 240 00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:27,592 Abed! 241 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:31,997 Kentucky one... 242 00:10:32,677 --> 00:10:33,539 Do you read me? 243 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,702 Kentucky one, Kentucky one, do you read me? 244 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,183 Kentucky one, copy. 245 00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:40,506 Kentucky. Come in, Kentucky. 246 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:42,575 I've worked out a way for them to reroute the power 247 00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:44,976 from the auxiliary battery. Reroute to what? 248 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,547 Everybody... 249 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:51,698 Here is the situation. 250 00:10:53,484 --> 00:10:55,253 This is Greendale. 251 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,727 This is the maximum distance from Greendale 252 00:10:58,771 --> 00:11:01,332 we can drive to haul them back up here in time 253 00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:02,739 for the simulated launch. 254 00:11:02,942 --> 00:11:05,970 And these are city impound lots... 255 00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:09,082 Any of which might be their destination. 256 00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:10,701 What are these other circles? 257 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:11,721 What other circles? 258 00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:13,648 Looks like you circled public restrooms 259 00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:15,363 and truck stops. Yeah. 260 00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:17,273 There's another one. - Okay. 261 00:11:17,341 --> 00:11:18,917 That is a different side of the map, 262 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,511 and that is... for a different project. 263 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,826 Why do they have star ratings? 264 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,621 - Let's get to work, people! - Got it. 265 00:11:25,648 --> 00:11:27,099 Talk to me, Buddy. Come on! 266 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,487 Uh, bro, we stopped moving. 267 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,272 Pierce has got space madness, or he's just old or something. 268 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,820 They're locking him up in the back. 269 00:11:33,874 --> 00:11:36,292 - Argh! - Run, Jeff! 270 00:11:37,436 --> 00:11:38,797 You can't do this to me! 271 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,961 We just did! 272 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,178 Guys, please! You're becoming animals! 273 00:11:42,257 --> 00:11:43,287 Oh, shut up! 274 00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,266 We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you. 275 00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:46,120 That's not true! 276 00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:48,381 We weren't supposed to be in here when it happened! 277 00:11:51,355 --> 00:11:52,925 When what happened? 278 00:11:54,311 --> 00:11:55,780 When we got towed? 279 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,279 How did you know we were gonna get towed? 280 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,869 I set it up. 281 00:12:02,749 --> 00:12:05,512 I called City College about transferring, 282 00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:08,212 and the Dean told me that he would get me in 283 00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:10,796 if I helped sabotage Greendale's launch. 284 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,901 I was supposed to make sure nobody was around 285 00:12:12,919 --> 00:12:14,010 so that they could steal it. 286 00:12:14,036 --> 00:12:15,902 And then you guys were late, and then... 287 00:12:16,306 --> 00:12:17,995 Wait, wait. You're transferring? 288 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:18,470 Why? 289 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:23,705 You guys thought that butthole flag was so funny. 290 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:26,907 I mean, I respect you all enough to let you hate yourselves, 291 00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:30,230 but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school. 292 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,641 Eh. I'm not buying it. 293 00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:34,424 Yeah. 294 00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:36,377 Let's kill her. 295 00:12:36,404 --> 00:12:38,939 Wait! City College was behind this? 296 00:12:41,656 --> 00:12:43,193 We have to get back in time for that launch. 297 00:12:43,231 --> 00:12:44,586 - Why? - We earned the right 298 00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:47,665 to pick on Greendale every day by going there. 299 00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:50,634 Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. 300 00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:53,770 - Nobody craps in it but us. - Yeah. 301 00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:56,059 - Now, that was inspiring. - Seriously? 302 00:12:59,225 --> 00:12:59,960 Captain. 303 00:13:01,979 --> 00:13:02,991 Get to your stations. 304 00:13:03,035 --> 00:13:03,897 Okay. 305 00:13:05,674 --> 00:13:07,317 - Thrusters. - Full. 306 00:13:07,584 --> 00:13:09,300 - Turbo shield. - On. 307 00:13:09,427 --> 00:13:11,165 - Navigation. - Three. 308 00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:12,907 - Chicken. - Yeah. 309 00:13:13,566 --> 00:13:15,739 - Ready? - Ready. 310 00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:17,727 Suppertime. 311 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,609 Hold it... 312 00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,681 Congratulations, crew. 313 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,177 You've worked together. 314 00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:43,285 Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos. 315 00:13:45,556 --> 00:13:47,055 Greendale. Greendale. 316 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,702 Everybody be quiet. Everybody quiet down. 317 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:49,673 Quiet down. 318 00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:52,313 Say again. Stand by for location. 319 00:14:05,531 --> 00:14:06,979 What do you see, gang? 320 00:14:09,738 --> 00:14:11,314 We are in... 321 00:14:11,877 --> 00:14:13,046 Coldwater. 322 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,168 Here... 323 00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,214 Right next to the truck stop with three thumbs. 324 00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:29,986 Those aren't thumbs. 325 00:14:31,259 --> 00:14:33,801 Greendale. Do you copy, Greendale? 326 00:14:37,562 --> 00:14:38,642 I'm sorry, Jeff. 327 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,500 I'm afraid... 328 00:14:41,362 --> 00:14:42,603 You're out of town. 329 00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:59,048 I guess somebody'll come get us eventually. 330 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,872 I really miss Greendale. 331 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,245 How many schools would let you make a butt flag... 332 00:15:04,464 --> 00:15:06,188 Then actually fly it? 333 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:08,054 How many schools would let you get a degree 334 00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:09,983 in theoretical phys ed? 335 00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:11,652 Annie... 336 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,247 We owe you an apology. 337 00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:15,655 Nobody should have to choose 338 00:15:15,699 --> 00:15:17,699 between their friends and their school. 339 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:19,942 Thanks. 340 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,454 But you shouldn't have tattled about the flag. 341 00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:23,571 I tattled. 342 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,960 I told the Dean it was our design. 343 00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:28,928 And I told him it was a butt too. 344 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,189 - What? - Why, Jeffrey? 345 00:15:30,224 --> 00:15:33,153 He kept not seeing it. I mean, it was driving me crazy. 346 00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:35,792 It says "e pluribus anus". 347 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,703 I told you we should have put cheeks on it. 348 00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:40,736 There's a time and place for subtlety, 349 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,274 and that time was before Scary movie. 350 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,369 Hey, guys? 351 00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:46,854 I'm feeling a lot better now. 352 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:50,106 Well, you... you sound good. 353 00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:51,399 Yeah, you know, in a weird way, 354 00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,841 being in a smaller place like this, 355 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,759 I was able to work through some things. 356 00:15:55,786 --> 00:15:57,748 I think I'm ready to come out. 357 00:16:10,825 --> 00:16:11,920 I'll kill you! 358 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,423 I will kill you, Sanders! 359 00:16:14,511 --> 00:16:16,667 - Congratulations... - Come on, man, come on. 360 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,172 Let go! 361 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:21,680 No! 362 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,100 Get off my mommy! I'm her man! 363 00:16:24,294 --> 00:16:26,916 Pierce, stop! Stop it! Calm down! 364 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,983 Who's feeling skinny? 365 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,458 Dean? The press is here. 366 00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:40,026 - Oh... - I tried to buy us some time 367 00:16:40,094 --> 00:16:41,617 with these double-icious sandwiches, 368 00:16:41,687 --> 00:16:44,582 but they thought I was doing product integration for KFC. 369 00:16:45,981 --> 00:16:48,624 This hawaiian bread is so good, though. 370 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,270 Time to face the music. 371 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,907 Craig. 372 00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:55,380 Stephen. 373 00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:57,549 I'm surprised to see you here. 374 00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:00,469 You don't think I'd miss your moment of triumph, do you? 375 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:04,403 Greendale beating City College into simulated space? 376 00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:06,205 Unless... 377 00:17:06,816 --> 00:17:09,496 You're having trouble locating your ship. 378 00:17:10,692 --> 00:17:11,783 You. 379 00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:14,202 You were behind this? 380 00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:18,365 The next time you provoke City College, 381 00:17:18,735 --> 00:17:21,271 you will lose more than a winnebago. 382 00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,899 Greendale. Come in, greendale. 383 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,703 Go ahead, Kentucky. 384 00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:30,473 You can call off the rescue. 385 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,214 We're coming to save you. 386 00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:47,619 Come on, you family-sized bucket of bolts. 387 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:58,302 Abed, construction on spring road. 388 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,487 I see it. Left on apple valley. 389 00:18:00,806 --> 00:18:02,768 Annie, left on apple. 390 00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:03,907 Hold tight! 391 00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,164 - Hi. - Hi. 392 00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,824 - Hi. - Get off of me. 393 00:18:16,449 --> 00:18:18,120 They'll never make it back, Craig. 394 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:21,323 That thing might as well be on a simulation of the moon. 395 00:18:21,358 --> 00:18:22,863 Oh, you know wha... 396 00:18:25,762 --> 00:18:27,337 Ah, yes! 397 00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:33,455 Hey, look out! 398 00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:42,850 - Whoo! - What just happened? 399 00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,105 Ladies and gentlemen, 400 00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:06,506 returning from their maiden simulation, 401 00:19:06,568 --> 00:19:10,265 the fabulous Greendale greenstronauts! 402 00:19:35,005 --> 00:19:36,712 Well, Annie... 403 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:40,921 I suppose you're not City College material after all. 404 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,215 Thank you. 405 00:19:44,165 --> 00:19:45,232 - Annie! - Good job. 406 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,875 That's good! 407 00:19:48,929 --> 00:19:51,181 Just to say... could you hold on one second? 408 00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:56,812 Great job up there, Captain. 409 00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:58,012 Really? 410 00:19:58,337 --> 00:20:00,148 You think I could be a real astronaut someday? 411 00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:01,777 Well, if NASA ever needs someone 412 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:04,584 to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, 413 00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,221 I know who I'd recommend. 414 00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:10,602 Abed... 415 00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:12,881 Want to ta a seat in the Captain's chair? 416 00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:14,162 I think you've earned it. 417 00:20:14,403 --> 00:20:16,039 No, thanks. I can't imagine anything 418 00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:17,958 that could have been cooler than what I've done today. 419 00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:21,660 Okay, that was cooler. 420 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,482 In the future... 421 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,123 Mission control, headed for base. 422 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,909 Target acquired. 423 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,961 Mission control, I've got a bogie on my 6. 424 00:20:47,962 --> 00:20:49,461 Yeah, I'm on your 6. 425 00:20:49,462 --> 00:20:50,579 Evasive maneuvers. 426 00:20:53,258 --> 00:20:54,538 Still on your 6. 427 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,417 I took evasive maneuvers. You can't be on my 6. 428 00:20:56,452 --> 00:20:57,544 Then I'm on your 12. 429 00:20:57,628 --> 00:20:59,093 That means I'm your 6. 430 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,294 Good.