1 00:00:01,685 --> 00:00:04,572 Halloween... A time of vampires, 2 00:00:04,573 --> 00:00:08,718 hobgoblins, Draculas, boogens, and headless mice. 3 00:00:08,719 --> 00:00:10,396 I'm George Takei. 4 00:00:10,696 --> 00:00:11,754 You know what? 5 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:13,496 Let's just get to it. 6 00:00:15,706 --> 00:00:17,389 - Mm-hmm. - How is it? 7 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:19,958 Pretty good taco meat. 8 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:22,045 I wonder how the dean scored this sweet spread. 9 00:00:22,046 --> 00:00:22,890 Ah, ah, ah. 10 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:25,804 Chef gaga never reveals her caterer. 11 00:00:25,805 --> 00:00:29,222 And don't try reading my p... p... p.... poker face. 12 00:00:29,603 --> 00:00:32,849 It's military rations from an army surplus store. 13 00:00:35,393 --> 00:00:36,239 I didn't read your poker face. 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,944 You left the containers in the garbage. 15 00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:41,109 Oh, well, um, you guys have fun. 16 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,979 I'm gonna... gonna take out the garbage. 17 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:45,408 Oh, you may also want to adjust your iTunes setting. 18 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:49,177 When it's not playing an endless loop of Abba's greatest hits, 19 00:00:49,188 --> 00:00:52,550 it's playing what I think may be your personal voice memos. 20 00:00:52,551 --> 00:00:53,284 What? 21 00:00:53,285 --> 00:00:56,012 Note to self... Get oil changed, 22 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:58,798 check Netflix for that movie where Greg Kinnear... 23 00:00:58,799 --> 00:01:01,287 Plays a ghost... No, an angel... 24 00:01:01,293 --> 00:01:03,440 and something called human centi... 25 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,735 - David Beckham. - Hmm. 26 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,219 Dragon turtle? 27 00:01:09,346 --> 00:01:10,406 T-Rex. 28 00:01:10,739 --> 00:01:12,402 Man, I wonder how much effort 29 00:01:12,403 --> 00:01:14,519 you put into being accidentally handsome 30 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,100 for a costume every year. 31 00:01:16,101 --> 00:01:17,607 Only half the effort you'll be putting 32 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:19,379 into eating and drinking tonight. 33 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,527 Let me help you, dragon turtle. 34 00:01:21,528 --> 00:01:23,888 Guys, Shirley's costume is once again 35 00:01:23,889 --> 00:01:25,324 unwittingly ambiguous. 36 00:01:25,325 --> 00:01:26,680 I don't know what she's supposed to be, 37 00:01:26,681 --> 00:01:28,584 but I do know she's not miss piggy. 38 00:01:28,585 --> 00:01:31,188 I repeat... She is not miss piggy. 39 00:01:31,201 --> 00:01:32,527 You're on your own. 40 00:01:32,813 --> 00:01:35,429 Hello! Guess who I am. 41 00:01:36,766 --> 00:01:38,782 Um, can't you just say? 44 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,028 Huh? What? Huh? 45 00:01:47,201 --> 00:01:48,163 Whoa. 46 00:01:48,164 --> 00:01:49,960 Hey, if you get any more sweaty and puffy, 47 00:01:49,961 --> 00:01:52,504 your costume's gonna reach new levels of authenticity. 48 00:01:52,505 --> 00:01:54,203 Oh, I don't understand. Shut up. 49 00:01:55,364 --> 00:01:56,803 He's acting like the impression of him 50 00:01:56,804 --> 00:01:58,171 we do behind his back. 51 00:02:02,454 --> 00:02:03,890 Get away from me! 52 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:07,287 Oh, man, just when you think it's funny. 53 00:02:07,288 --> 00:02:08,294 Pierce? 54 00:02:08,344 --> 00:02:10,072 Okay, okay, okay. Ooh. 55 00:02:10,452 --> 00:02:12,111 Oh, excuse me. 56 00:02:12,128 --> 00:02:13,952 I think my friend is really sick. 57 00:02:13,953 --> 00:02:14,993 I'm not a doctor. 58 00:02:14,994 --> 00:02:16,035 I'm a doctor. 59 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,290 Annie! Rich from pottery class. 60 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:21,555 - Oh, hey! - Oh, hey. 61 00:02:21,722 --> 00:02:23,070 - Wow, this looks serious. - Yeah. 62 00:02:23,071 --> 00:02:24,692 Let's... You know what? Let's get him over here. 63 00:02:24,693 --> 00:02:25,854 - Okay. - Oh, boy. 64 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:28,904 He is just not in very good shape, is he? 65 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,514 But you look fantastic. 66 00:02:30,515 --> 00:02:32,240 Oh, thank you. 67 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:34,740 Look at you with your hood. 68 00:02:46,627 --> 00:02:48,360 Get away from those hotties! 69 00:03:04,511 --> 00:03:05,645 You're safe now. 70 00:03:06,323 --> 00:03:08,026 But if that thing comes back, I'm gonna need 71 00:03:08,027 --> 00:03:09,541 one or both of your phone numbers. 72 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:11,913 Yeah, right. 73 00:03:18,687 --> 00:03:19,719 I don't get it. 74 00:03:20,816 --> 00:03:21,875 How do you do it? 75 00:03:21,876 --> 00:03:24,513 Well, I am wearing a $6,000 suit, 76 00:03:24,514 --> 00:03:27,667 and you spent 3 days making cardboard robot armor. 77 00:03:27,678 --> 00:03:29,525 You're saying they feel sorry for you? 78 00:03:29,604 --> 00:03:31,044 I'm saying I remind girls less 79 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:33,479 of taking their little brothers to comic-con. 80 00:03:35,073 --> 00:03:36,897 - Rich. - More? 81 00:03:37,096 --> 00:03:38,467 Put her with the others. 82 00:03:39,228 --> 00:03:41,327 102... This may be food poisoning. 83 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,296 Rich, what did I tell you? 84 00:03:43,297 --> 00:03:45,190 - To rule out food poisoning. - Yes. 85 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,172 But also not to say the words out loud. 86 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:49,407 Who wants to walk my plank, huh? 87 00:03:49,445 --> 00:03:50,238 Hey. 88 00:04:01,891 --> 00:04:03,476 Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning. 89 00:04:05,451 --> 00:04:09,951 Community 2x06 - Epidemiology 90 00:04:09,952 --> 00:04:14,452 Sync by vNaru - Corrected by 4be1 www.addic7ed.com 91 00:04:35,266 --> 00:04:36,958 Guess who I am. 92 00:04:37,178 --> 00:04:38,285 Michelle Kwan? 93 00:04:38,286 --> 00:04:39,182 Wrong. 94 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,605 Kristi Yamaguchi? 95 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:41,712 Peggy Fleming. 96 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:43,837 Just been proven racist 97 00:04:43,838 --> 00:04:45,811 by the racist-prover. 98 00:04:47,462 --> 00:04:49,794 Hey, guess who I am. 99 00:04:49,795 --> 00:04:50,753 Drink. 100 00:04:52,562 --> 00:04:53,879 Have you noticed a weird vibe 101 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,324 taking a hold of this party? 102 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:57,537 It's like every fifth person is on something 103 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:59,127 seriously hard-core. 104 00:04:59,928 --> 00:05:01,643 Yeah, I wonder who's holding... 105 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,647 The key to your riddle. 106 00:05:06,317 --> 00:05:07,992 - Hey. - Hey. 107 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,167 Where's your costume? 108 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:13,504 Trying something new. 109 00:05:13,529 --> 00:05:15,843 But our costumes go together, and if you're not in yours, 110 00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:17,579 I'm just a guy in a spandex suit and a bike helmet. 111 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:21,021 - Well, I'm a sexy Dracula. - You mean vampire. 112 00:05:21,022 --> 00:05:23,453 I don't need to know which Dracula I am 113 00:05:23,454 --> 00:05:24,672 to be a Dracula. 114 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:25,866 Nerd. 115 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,398 Your symptoms are progressing even faster 116 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,606 than everyone else's. 117 00:05:34,607 --> 00:05:36,723 How much of that taco-meat stuff did you eat, star-burns? 118 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:38,106 I didn't eat any. 119 00:05:38,478 --> 00:05:40,033 My name is Alex! 120 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,132 Whatever it is must have transferred 121 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,482 through Pierce's bite. 122 00:05:42,483 --> 00:05:44,089 My God, I think you're right. 123 00:05:44,473 --> 00:05:46,330 Annie, you make quite the little nurse. 124 00:05:46,331 --> 00:05:47,774 Thank you, rich. 125 00:05:47,952 --> 00:05:49,829 You're quite a banana. 126 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:52,920 Jeez, why don't you guys just get a roo... 127 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:02,490 But the only people getting sick 128 00:06:02,491 --> 00:06:06,044 are the ones eating what I bought at your surplus store. 129 00:06:06,045 --> 00:06:08,343 I never said the stuff was delicious, 130 00:06:08,344 --> 00:06:09,388 but you can't get sick from it. 131 00:06:09,389 --> 00:06:10,537 It's nonperishable. 132 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,184 What about the taco-meat stuff... 133 00:06:12,185 --> 00:06:13,847 - the classic flavor? - The what? 134 00:06:14,405 --> 00:06:15,963 The one with the goofy label. 135 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:17,605 Here. 136 00:06:17,606 --> 00:06:19,229 "Classified Phoenix. 137 00:06:19,230 --> 00:06:21,208 "If found, repeat key phrase..." 138 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,909 "echo, tango, X-ray, nine, nine, seven." 139 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:25,706 Yeah. Sounds delicious. 140 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:28,721 Anyway, it looks like taco meat and... 141 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:31,283 Hello? 142 00:06:31,284 --> 00:06:32,866 Greendale Community College? 143 00:06:33,749 --> 00:06:34,750 Speaking. 144 00:06:34,751 --> 00:06:37,311 This is special operations officer McHenry. 145 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,348 Hi. 146 00:06:39,461 --> 00:06:42,748 I need you to listen to me very carefully. 147 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,850 Okay, one hint. 148 00:06:45,851 --> 00:06:48,326 I'm a beloved character from our childhood. 149 00:06:48,327 --> 00:06:50,669 - I can't stop seeing it. - I know. 150 00:06:53,231 --> 00:06:55,645 Leonard, behave yourself. I'm a Christian woman. 151 00:06:56,266 --> 00:06:57,785 Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up, 152 00:06:57,786 --> 00:06:59,293 or I will make a pie. 153 00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:03,889 Hey, Jeff, it's me, rich, from pottery class. 154 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,673 "Doc Potterywood," remember? 'Cause we were... 155 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:07,066 - Rich, bigger fish. - Yeah. 156 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:08,915 Guys, there's some kind of infection at the party 157 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:11,108 that's making people act weird and bite each other. 158 00:07:11,109 --> 00:07:12,958 We need to coordinate an orderly evacuation 159 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,811 without causing unnecessary panic. 160 00:07:16,325 --> 00:07:17,415 Holy crap! 161 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:18,815 Leonard's a zombie! 162 00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:22,032 Zombie attack! 163 00:07:26,551 --> 00:07:27,608 Never mind. 164 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:29,333 Oh, my God! Ah! 165 00:07:42,585 --> 00:07:44,678 - I'm sorry. - Open the door! 166 00:07:44,679 --> 00:07:46,987 I've been told we need a little baby quarantine 167 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,292 until the army gets here. 168 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,408 The army? 169 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:50,870 I know, right? 170 00:07:51,399 --> 00:07:53,444 They said to wait for six hours. 171 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,973 Stay strong. 172 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,007 Guys... 173 00:07:56,307 --> 00:07:58,684 I hate to be the "we've got company" guy, but... 174 00:07:58,707 --> 00:07:59,761 Oh! 175 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:06,618 Hey, guess who I am. 176 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,744 Or don't. 177 00:08:11,849 --> 00:08:12,888 Head to the back! 178 00:08:14,997 --> 00:08:16,063 Run! 179 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:30,775 You punched a lady bee! 180 00:08:32,939 --> 00:08:34,199 No! 181 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:38,447 Let go of the door, you little bitch! 182 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,470 Welcome! 183 00:08:39,631 --> 00:08:41,493 Oh, thank God you're all right! 184 00:08:42,781 --> 00:08:43,998 Whoo! We did it! 185 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,663 Okay, did we lose anybody out there? 186 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,757 - No. - Is anybody hurt? 187 00:08:51,758 --> 00:08:52,667 No. 188 00:08:52,668 --> 00:08:54,742 Okay, last question, and I know it's a long shot, 189 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,260 but did anybody happen to shut off the dean's playlist? 190 00:08:57,261 --> 00:09:00,182 Two percent milk, eggs, deodorant, puppy chow... 191 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:04,620 Okay, it's a officially a waking nightmare. 192 00:09:09,624 --> 00:09:11,588 When are the police coming? 193 00:09:11,648 --> 00:09:13,475 - Help is on the way. - Hello? 194 00:09:13,476 --> 00:09:14,998 - Help is on the way. - Hello? 195 00:09:16,632 --> 00:09:18,068 Flavor flav was right. 196 00:09:18,069 --> 00:09:19,649 It's the end of days. 197 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,175 It can't be the end of days. 198 00:09:21,176 --> 00:09:22,690 It's not 2012 yet. 199 00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:24,165 It's not the end of days. 200 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,948 There seems to be a rabies-related pathogen 201 00:09:25,949 --> 00:09:28,010 affecting the prefrontal cortex of the brain, 202 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:29,490 causing hyper aggression. 203 00:09:29,491 --> 00:09:31,608 It could take years for it to take over the world. 204 00:09:31,609 --> 00:09:33,795 - How many years? - 1, 1 1/2. 205 00:09:34,463 --> 00:09:36,196 2012! End of days! 206 00:09:36,197 --> 00:09:38,328 End of days! End of days! 207 00:09:39,092 --> 00:09:40,034 Good thinking, Jeff... 208 00:09:40,035 --> 00:09:41,118 Vertical fold. 209 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:43,107 You making fun of me? 210 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,574 That jacket is worth more than the island 211 00:09:45,575 --> 00:09:47,559 you were grown on, Chiquita MD. 212 00:09:47,779 --> 00:09:49,398 "Chiquita MD"... I like it. 213 00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:51,676 Rich, this is a good time to let you know that I hate you. 214 00:09:51,677 --> 00:09:53,231 Shouldn't we be barricading the room? 215 00:09:53,232 --> 00:09:54,953 I don't know. These guys don't seem so... 216 00:09:54,954 --> 00:09:56,594 - Argh! - I will help you. 217 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:57,615 Wait! Wait! 218 00:09:57,616 --> 00:09:59,160 Before you barricade us in, I need to ask 219 00:09:59,161 --> 00:10:00,519 if anyone has been bitten. 220 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,624 You bit, huh? You bit? 221 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:04,912 This pathogen is spread through bites, 222 00:10:04,913 --> 00:10:06,819 so if anyone has been bitten and you allow us 223 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,414 to seal ourselves in here with you, 224 00:10:08,415 --> 00:10:10,785 you're putting us all in danger. 225 00:10:11,358 --> 00:10:12,523 All right, go ahead. 226 00:10:17,838 --> 00:10:19,731 Are we really just gonna sit here? 227 00:10:19,732 --> 00:10:21,877 The army's gonna be here in six hours. 228 00:10:21,878 --> 00:10:24,266 Why six hours? Are they hosting the Oscars? 229 00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:25,267 Damn. 230 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:27,132 And the winner for best adapted Oscar burn, 231 00:10:27,139 --> 00:10:30,111 Jeff Winger for "Oh, snap! The man who went there". 232 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:31,794 Those people don't have six hours. 233 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:34,122 Judging from the temperatures of those infected... 234 00:10:34,696 --> 00:10:36,065 Within three hours, they're gonna start suffering 235 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:36,903 from brain damage. 236 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,576 Three hours after that, they're gonna be dead. 237 00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:40,541 What? We have to do something for them. 238 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:43,058 Do something? For the zombies? 239 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,840 If we lower the temperature of the whole building, 240 00:10:44,906 --> 00:10:46,885 would it break the fever and kill the virus? 241 00:10:47,838 --> 00:10:48,944 It might. 242 00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:52,108 I know where the thermostat is... out there on the wall. 243 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:54,845 Troy, we have to rise to the occasion like Ripley 244 00:10:54,846 --> 00:10:56,016 and kick monster butt in our undies. 245 00:10:56,017 --> 00:10:57,458 I'm not Ripley, Abed. 246 00:10:57,459 --> 00:10:59,454 I'm a cool, sexy Dracula. 247 00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:01,184 I make love to ladies, and I survive. 248 00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:02,104 I'm with Troy. 249 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:04,068 Guys, those are not zombies. 250 00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:06,120 Those are our classmates, and they're sick. 251 00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:07,941 And they can make us sick by biting us. 252 00:11:07,942 --> 00:11:09,741 - The banana said so. - It's true. 253 00:11:09,742 --> 00:11:11,402 The incubation only takes minutes. 254 00:11:11,549 --> 00:11:12,854 First, you get a stomachache. 255 00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:15,441 Then your skin turns red, followed by cold sweats. 256 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,286 Muscle spasms, high fever, 257 00:11:17,557 --> 00:11:20,209 and then the uncontrollable urge to bite uninfected flesh. 258 00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:21,251 Oh, Jesus. 259 00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:22,695 And I forgot one symptom. 260 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:26,005 Slurred speech. 261 00:11:26,006 --> 00:11:28,417 Hey, you got bit! 262 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,581 I felt like maybe I was special. 263 00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:33,686 Special? You're not special. 264 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:34,897 I'm special. 265 00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:37,400 I was bit ten minutes ago, and I'm... 266 00:11:37,401 --> 00:11:38,938 fine. 267 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:40,128 Oh, great. 268 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:42,071 Nobody is special! 269 00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:45,332 Hey, Rich, just so you know, I hate you less now. 270 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,715 That's how much I hate your normal self. 271 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,958 You have to destroy his brain. 272 00:11:52,685 --> 00:11:54,057 What the hell? 273 00:11:58,188 --> 00:12:01,692 - A hamster! - Way to go! 274 00:12:01,693 --> 00:12:02,401 Run! 275 00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:04,170 Run! Run! 276 00:12:10,249 --> 00:12:11,711 Head for the stairs! 277 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,058 - What about Annie? - Don't look back! 278 00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,273 Why not? 279 00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:20,235 Oh! 280 00:12:20,445 --> 00:12:22,221 Shirley, oh, God. 281 00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:23,687 Don't look back! 282 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,036 Oh! 283 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:41,691 Oh, this is how I die... As Miss Piggy. 284 00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:43,008 You're not Miss Piggy. 285 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,601 You're Glenda the good witch. 286 00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:46,987 Oh! You knew? 287 00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:50,682 Just so you know, I've always loved Peggy Fleming. 288 00:12:52,247 --> 00:12:53,487 You're not racist. 289 00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:54,446 Mm-mm. 290 00:13:10,312 --> 00:13:11,501 Oh, cool. 291 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,557 A dark basement. 292 00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:16,332 I was just thinking we should be doing this in a dark basement. 293 00:13:17,277 --> 00:13:19,132 Troy, why did you ditch your costume? 294 00:13:19,587 --> 00:13:22,478 Why bring that up now, Abed? We might die down here. 295 00:13:22,628 --> 00:13:24,278 All the more reason to get this ironed out. 296 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,160 You called me a nerd up there. What defines a nerd... 297 00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:28,875 Committing to an awesome Halloween costume 298 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:29,826 with your best friend? 299 00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:30,739 Is that what nerds do? 300 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,738 I don't know, Abed, because I'm not a nerd, 301 00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:35,511 which is why I'm not taking part in this very conversation. 302 00:13:35,512 --> 00:13:36,696 Shh! Nerds. 303 00:13:37,579 --> 00:13:38,710 Did you hear that? 304 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:42,726 Jeez! 305 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,786 It was just a cat. 306 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:47,924 Let's keep moving. 307 00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:51,859 Oh! Holy crap! 308 00:13:56,331 --> 00:13:58,156 What is up with that cat? 309 00:13:58,157 --> 00:14:00,480 - Is someone throwing it? - Let's keep moving. 310 00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:01,729 No! 311 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,285 Let's not keep moving, 312 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:05,720 because there is an insane cat down here. 313 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:07,024 Well, what about the zombies? 314 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:09,612 Back burner, Troy! This cat has to be dealt with. 315 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,811 There it is! Grab it! 316 00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:17,011 This should lead upstairs. The thermostat will be... 317 00:14:17,012 --> 00:14:18,822 Enough with the thermostat, Abed. 318 00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:21,685 This is not pretend play time, save-the-world time. 319 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,756 It's quarter past 320 00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:25,907 let's-get-the-hell- out-of-this-building time. 321 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,017 There. There's a window. 322 00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:30,738 All right, if we climb that dusty fence, 323 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:31,757 we can hoist each other against he wall 324 00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,016 and then squeeze through it. 325 00:14:35,044 --> 00:14:36,273 I vote we take the door. 326 00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:38,791 He doesn't want to dirty his suit. 327 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:40,788 For real? 328 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,387 Clothes make the man, Troy. 329 00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:44,475 What the... Hey! Ah! 330 00:14:44,562 --> 00:14:45,620 Whoa! 331 00:14:49,051 --> 00:14:50,588 That's my jacket! 332 00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:54,017 My jacket... You're stretching it! 333 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,493 You're stretching it! 334 00:14:57,742 --> 00:15:00,504 Wrong way! Go! Go! Go! Go! 335 00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:32,048 - Go. - I'm not going without you! 336 00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,895 Troy, make me proud. 337 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:35,954 Be the first black man to make it to the end. 338 00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:40,332 Go, go, go, go, go! 339 00:15:42,711 --> 00:15:43,526 Abed! 340 00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:47,559 I love you. 341 00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:48,636 I know. 342 00:15:51,044 --> 00:15:51,898 Make it fast. 343 00:15:51,899 --> 00:15:53,545 No! 344 00:16:05,523 --> 00:16:07,608 Troy, be honest. 345 00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:09,622 Are you a zombie? I will mace you. 346 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:10,819 Give me the keys. 347 00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:11,983 Those people are gonna get brain damage 348 00:16:11,984 --> 00:16:13,214 if someone doesn't help 'em. 349 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:15,043 Okay, Troy, there is something called 350 00:16:15,044 --> 00:16:16,686 "chain of command, " so unfortunately... 351 00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:17,655 Oh! 352 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,940 Are you crazy? 353 00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:24,170 How are you gonna survive those zombies? 354 00:16:25,703 --> 00:16:27,073 I'm gonna be a nerd. 355 00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:30,686 Better have a plan "B"! 356 00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:41,097 That's right. 357 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,331 Prepare to meet the power of imagination. 358 00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:49,472 Ugh! Okay. 359 00:16:49,532 --> 00:16:51,392 All right, I don't know why I thought this would work. 360 00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:52,860 Hey, get off me! 361 00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:54,925 Get off... You're so strong! 362 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,467 God, I hate this! 363 00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:57,541 Get off! 364 00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,030 Stop using your mouth! 365 00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:02,946 Hello, zombie Annie. 366 00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:04,447 What big fists you have... 367 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:05,796 in your face! 368 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:07,745 Whoa! 369 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,238 Beam this up, Scotty. 370 00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:12,696 In your face! 371 00:17:17,563 --> 00:17:18,553 Zombie Shirley... 372 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,324 I don't know what you are, but... 373 00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:21,833 In your face! 374 00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:26,416 Abed, we're friends. 375 00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:28,484 Ah! Abed, no! 376 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:29,918 Ah, Britta! 377 00:17:31,244 --> 00:17:32,407 Okay, okay. 378 00:17:32,408 --> 00:17:33,761 I've been bit, y'all. 379 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,626 Dag. Congrats. 380 00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:37,104 You did what the zombies do. 381 00:17:49,451 --> 00:17:52,516 Jeff, still cool as a zombie. 382 00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:54,473 Mah! 383 00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:02,216 Out of the way! Out of the way! 384 00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:03,269 Out of the way! 385 00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:08,279 - You dean Pelton? - Speaking. 386 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,697 Wow. Six hours on the dot. 387 00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:12,504 Yeah, well, practice makes perfect. 388 00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:13,705 You the only witness? 389 00:19:13,706 --> 00:19:14,861 I am. 390 00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:16,132 All right. 391 00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:18,241 Hey, we got uninfected in here. 392 00:19:18,263 --> 00:19:19,501 How many we talking? 393 00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,270 I think it might be all of 'em. 394 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,791 All right, scenario "B". 395 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,135 Repeat, scenario "B". 396 00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:27,076 Let's dose these suckers. 397 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,070 Dose what now? Oh! 398 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,419 So you remember nothing past your decision to be Lady Gaga? 399 00:19:50,094 --> 00:19:52,363 Can't believe that somebody would mass-roofie 400 00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:54,020 an entire party. 401 00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:55,447 I can't believe it wasn't me. 402 00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:56,984 I can't believe I believe you... 403 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,560 And I don't. 404 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,163 Want to watch a movie? 405 00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:02,536 Sure. 406 00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:04,551 Aliens, cyborgs, or zombies? 407 00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:07,605 I don't know why, but I'm kind of over zombies. 408 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,263 Yeah, I don't feel like anything action-heavy. 409 00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:11,724 How about something light? 410 00:20:11,725 --> 00:20:12,874 You seen Marmaduke? 411 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:16,263 And so Troy and Abed went back to the dormitory 412 00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,710 for a viewing of Marmaduke. 413 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,083 I'm George Takei, and if you're name is Kevin, 414 00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:24,812 here's a little freebie for your cell phone. 415 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,307 Hi, Kevin can't come to the phone. 416 00:20:27,308 --> 00:20:30,239 He's on a spaceship with me, George Takei. 417 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,887 Please leave a message. 418 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,837 You're welcome Kevins. 419 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:37,071 Happy Halloween. 420 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:42,042 Voice mail? 421 00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,296 Troy! This is Chang. 422 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,749 There's not much time. 423 00:20:48,911 --> 00:20:50,340 I don't think we're gonna make it. 424 00:20:50,488 --> 00:20:52,736 Listen, if you survive, 425 00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,570 please spread this message for me. 426 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,371 Shirley and I totally did it! 427 00:20:58,372 --> 00:20:59,675 Shh! Chang, what are you doing? 428 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:00,627 Nothing. 429 00:21:01,898 --> 00:21:02,850 Gotta go! 430 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,771 Why did he call me?