1 00:00:01,409 --> 00:00:03,629 To you! 2 00:00:05,850 --> 00:00:06,798 That was weird. 3 00:00:06,865 --> 00:00:09,634 How can we only sing the last two words? What happening to the birthday part? 4 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:12,345 Well, you know Troy's a Jehovah's witness. He doesn't celebrate birthdays. 5 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:14,517 Annie and I did our best did our best to keep the language on the cake compliant 6 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,683 "Hello during a random dessert, 7 00:00:17,064 --> 00:00:19,462 the month and day of which coincide numerically 8 00:00:19,463 --> 00:00:21,441 with your expulsion from a uterus." 9 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,899 - You guys, I never cry, but... - All right. 10 00:00:25,423 --> 00:00:26,743 Happy expulsion, Troy, 11 00:00:26,792 --> 00:00:29,181 but after cake, we cram for realsies. 12 00:00:29,382 --> 00:00:30,905 Guys, finals are coming up. 13 00:00:30,999 --> 00:00:33,950 Yeah, this group is starting to use special occasions to avoid studying. 14 00:00:34,152 --> 00:00:38,371 I mean, last week we had fondue and played boggle because Shirley's niece took her bath. 15 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,702 - With bubbles. - Thank you. 16 00:00:39,827 --> 00:00:41,670 - It's a milestone. - Funny, because last week 17 00:00:41,671 --> 00:00:44,714 was my birthday, and nobody noticed and nobody cared. 18 00:00:47,602 --> 00:00:48,902 Pierce... 19 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,426 You don't remember the huge party we threw? 20 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,490 We need to talk about those pain killers you're taking. 21 00:00:53,491 --> 00:00:54,921 Because I don't think you're remembering anything. 22 00:00:54,928 --> 00:00:58,422 - That was a huge party. - It was the best party of my life! 23 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,101 Gotcha! 24 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,731 Of course I remember my birthday. What a party. 25 00:01:05,747 --> 00:01:09,912 - Yeah, you still owe me for the cake deposit. - Oh, you think I don't know that? 26 00:01:10,474 --> 00:01:11,594 Troy... 27 00:01:12,755 --> 00:01:13,875 Troy... 28 00:01:15,436 --> 00:01:19,936 Community 2x10 - Mixology Certification 29 00:01:19,937 --> 00:01:22,737 Sync and corrected by vNaru www.addic7ed.com 30 00:01:42,818 --> 00:01:46,796 Kick puncher Detroit! No way! This is sold out everywhere! 31 00:01:46,984 --> 00:01:50,027 Not everywhere. I got a cousin in Detroit. They're not crazy about it up there. 32 00:01:50,107 --> 00:01:52,323 This is how you turn 20. Thanks! 33 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,757 - There's strawberries under there. - Let me, help you with that. 34 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,367 - I broke my legs, not my gender. - Ok. 35 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,246 While we're... Watching this unfold, 36 00:02:02,116 --> 00:02:04,278 some birthday facts to enjoy. 37 00:02:04,765 --> 00:02:06,668 Troy's birthday is tomorrow, December 4th. 38 00:02:07,078 --> 00:02:09,879 Also born that day, Tyra Banks, Marisa Tomei, 39 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:12,757 and French cinematographer Claude Renoir. 40 00:02:12,859 --> 00:02:16,903 - Yes! Jackpot! - On the Chinese calendar, Troy is a horse. 41 00:02:16,935 --> 00:02:17,886 Like me. 44 00:02:22,534 --> 00:02:25,478 I remember because I'm determined, self-possessed, and mendacious. 45 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:28,523 Pierce, what is this? What are you doing? Explain yourself. 46 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,483 Who made this crappy cake anyway? 47 00:02:30,571 --> 00:02:32,735 - A cake maker. At a cake store. - They did it wrong. 48 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,237 Troy, we're 1990. We're horses. 49 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:37,154 - I was born in '89. - Then... 50 00:02:37,381 --> 00:02:39,534 You were born 21 years ago. 51 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:42,996 Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. 52 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:47,311 Because fifth grade is really hard for every... one. 53 00:02:47,436 --> 00:02:49,169 Mom, how many lies have I been living! 54 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:52,151 Troy, do you realize at midnight you are turning 21 55 00:02:52,276 --> 00:02:54,507 as in "the legal drinking age"? 56 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,762 This party just became unacceptable. We're going out. 57 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,598 Yeap, but you were just complaining about us having too many parties. 58 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:04,225 - Too many lame ones. This is real. - What makes it real? 59 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:06,749 Well Shirley, think of it as Troy taking his first bath, 60 00:03:06,995 --> 00:03:08,480 only the bubbles are his manhood. 61 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:10,482 Yes. I wanna bathe in manhood. 62 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,607 I'm taking you to L street. 63 00:03:14,807 --> 00:03:15,779 Douche street. 64 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:17,927 Oh, of course you hate cool bars. 65 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,212 I don't suppose you've ever even been to L street. 66 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:22,786 No. But I also haven't been to Beirut. 67 00:03:23,877 --> 00:03:25,859 But I'm sure I will go one day, 68 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:28,737 because I hear they have lots of important cultural... 69 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:30,787 Oh! It's my birthday 70 00:03:30,788 --> 00:03:33,569 Unlike L street, which is douchey. 71 00:03:33,773 --> 00:03:36,346 - Alright, let's hear your great suggestions. - The red door. 72 00:03:36,471 --> 00:03:38,522 Oh, yeah, the red door! The red hipster. 73 00:03:38,647 --> 00:03:39,619 Not hipster. 74 00:03:39,744 --> 00:03:41,971 Hipsters haven't discovered it yet. It's underound. 75 00:03:42,511 --> 00:03:44,695 Why don't we go someplace fun like peg leg Pablo's? 76 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:47,571 - They serve virgin mudslides. - Those are milk shakes, Shirley. 77 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,738 You guys! All you think about is yourselves. 78 00:03:49,739 --> 00:03:52,415 Think about me. I'm 19. I can't get into bars. 79 00:03:52,606 --> 00:03:55,206 - Well... - Yeah, that must be tough, I was in those shoes 80 00:03:55,211 --> 00:03:56,419 Okay, well... 81 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:57,779 Have fun. 82 00:04:00,756 --> 00:04:03,132 - Fine. I'll get Annie an ID. - A fake ID.? 83 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:04,875 It'll real. It just won't be yours. 84 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,356 I will see you at the red door. 85 00:04:06,357 --> 00:04:08,265 Nice try. We're not going to red poet's society. 86 00:04:08,534 --> 00:04:10,639 Well, we're not going to douche street either. 87 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,616 Fine. Count of three, name the least offensive bar 88 00:04:12,617 --> 00:04:15,011 you've ever been to. One, two, three. 89 00:04:15,071 --> 00:04:16,450 - Flannahan's hole. - Flannahan's hole. 90 00:04:16,494 --> 00:04:19,300 - Done. Troy, you ride with me? - Do you even have to ask? 91 00:04:20,221 --> 00:04:22,554 - Pierce, do you wanna ride in my van? - I'm not a disabled. 92 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:24,369 I don't need people helping me 93 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:27,923 doing normal things and doting over me and... Why don't you just leave... 94 00:04:29,388 --> 00:04:31,264 Okay! I'll beat you there. 95 00:04:32,488 --> 00:04:34,596 I don't think this girl looks very much like me. 96 00:04:34,721 --> 00:04:37,735 - Come on, she's a white brunette. - So is Anne Hathaway. 97 00:04:37,891 --> 00:04:38,611 Go on? 98 00:04:38,759 --> 00:04:41,017 What's your friend doing with a stack of other people's IDS? 99 00:04:41,162 --> 00:04:43,218 I don't know, sometimes people sell their ID 100 00:04:43,343 --> 00:04:45,243 when they're leaving the state and need cash. 101 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:46,759 So she's a drifter. 102 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,288 A floater. 103 00:04:49,086 --> 00:04:50,017 An urchin. 104 00:04:50,018 --> 00:04:52,238 Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi, Texas. 105 00:04:52,886 --> 00:04:53,877 Texas? 106 00:04:54,264 --> 00:04:56,675 - Do I need an accent? - You don't need an accent. 107 00:04:57,458 --> 00:05:00,759 - Howdy, y'all. I'm Caroline Decker. - Please don't do that. 108 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,218 I guar-un-tee! 109 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,011 - That's Cajun. - Hihi, Cajun. 110 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,431 - I should research Corpus Christi. - Annie, relax. 111 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:08,839 I'm not a relaxed person, Britta. I think ahead. 112 00:05:08,872 --> 00:05:11,384 I prepare. I don't improvise my life like... 113 00:05:11,601 --> 00:05:12,765 Caroline Decker, 114 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:15,940 who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo. 115 00:05:17,136 --> 00:05:19,341 - What? - Flannahan's hole is closed. 116 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:21,054 That's not a... 117 00:05:21,179 --> 00:05:23,638 I'm not being clever. I mean it's out of business. 118 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:25,877 Well, that's what they get for trying to please everyone. 119 00:05:26,571 --> 00:05:28,781 - So now what? - There's a place at third and water. 120 00:05:28,906 --> 00:05:31,976 It's fun, divey, but not staph infection divey. 121 00:05:32,308 --> 00:05:35,486 It's either got a gross name or an ironically fancy one. 122 00:05:35,746 --> 00:05:36,729 - Possibly both. - Oh 123 00:05:36,854 --> 00:05:38,838 The ballroom. Good. Go to third and water. 124 00:05:39,562 --> 00:05:40,438 Wait, what? 125 00:05:40,563 --> 00:05:42,511 - That wasn't the deal! - Shirley's pushing back. 126 00:05:42,636 --> 00:05:44,692 Why, 'cause they don't have plastic menus and milk shakes? 127 00:05:44,739 --> 00:05:47,159 - Why, 'cause they don't have... - Don't repeat that, you goon! 128 00:05:47,255 --> 00:05:48,607 Jeez. Look, just... 129 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,991 The women are your problem, and the men are going to the ballroom. 130 00:05:52,116 --> 00:05:54,063 And now I guess I am being clever. 131 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,899 So, plastic menus are bad? 132 00:05:58,194 --> 00:06:00,597 See, this is the kinda stuff I need to learn. 133 00:06:00,763 --> 00:06:03,035 Plastic menus seems like a great idea to me 134 00:06:03,043 --> 00:06:05,213 for when you spill something on them, and your mom says, 135 00:06:05,237 --> 00:06:07,274 "Hey Troy, you're ruining fuddruckers for everyone." 136 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:10,030 Troy, you're entering the next chapter of your life. 137 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:13,193 Sadly, it's the final chapter, but it's also the longest. 138 00:06:13,318 --> 00:06:15,208 And if you play it right, the best. 139 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,552 You and I... We're just two guys now. 140 00:06:17,923 --> 00:06:19,754 Peers. Equals. 141 00:06:20,431 --> 00:06:23,299 So awesome. Maybe later you'll let me drive your car. 142 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:32,460 No. 143 00:06:35,235 --> 00:06:36,646 Hello, former enemy. 144 00:06:37,445 --> 00:06:39,446 He's 21 at midnight. Cool? 145 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:41,281 - Yeah. Happy birthday. - Thanks. 146 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,133 Oh, I don't like this place. 147 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:46,283 You made that clear, Shirley. Oy vey. 148 00:06:46,284 --> 00:06:49,781 - Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi. - Annie, you don't need an accent. 149 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,744 If my ID says Texas, they'll be suspicious. 150 00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:54,637 They're not gonna question your ID, because you're a hot girl. 151 00:06:54,801 --> 00:06:56,875 We're good for business. The hotter you are, 152 00:06:57,043 --> 00:06:58,460 the more they'll risk the fine. 153 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,299 - Howdy? - Go ahead. 154 00:07:15,528 --> 00:07:17,053 Can't be too careful. 155 00:07:17,301 --> 00:07:18,426 I understand. 156 00:07:20,412 --> 00:07:22,925 Hey Shirley! Welcome back! 157 00:07:24,957 --> 00:07:27,882 You don't know me. Ok? 158 00:07:28,109 --> 00:07:29,229 Yeah 159 00:07:36,867 --> 00:07:39,209 - This place is all right! - Yeah. It's okay. 160 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:41,211 These pictures must be of all the regulars. 161 00:07:41,624 --> 00:07:43,756 You think someday, I can make it up to this wall? 162 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:47,342 I don't say this often Troy, but; Dream a little smaller. 163 00:07:49,075 --> 00:07:50,999 - Can I get you guys anything? - Oh! 164 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:53,757 - I'm okay! - Another MacAllan. Neat. 165 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:56,687 - Vodka, neat, four olives. - I'm waiting till midnight. 166 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:58,895 Sweetie? 167 00:08:00,357 --> 00:08:01,106 Water! 168 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:04,109 - Where's that accent from? - Corpus Christi. Texas. 169 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,112 - 78418. - What are you doin' here in town? 170 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,781 Not much, I reckon... Just driftin', 171 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,477 floatin', Spittin' in the wind. 172 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,702 General waywardness. 173 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:16,538 All righty. 174 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:21,084 Annie, you're in the bar. You don't have to be from Texas anymore. 175 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:23,287 I don't know how it works. I'm not a barfly, Britta. 176 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,921 They have Asteroids. Slide out. 177 00:08:27,177 --> 00:08:29,217 I'm gonna go take a little look around. 178 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:30,093 Me too. 179 00:08:30,217 --> 00:08:31,237 Annie. 180 00:08:31,318 --> 00:08:34,222 - Don't accept any drinks. - Or invitations to the bathroom. 181 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,059 So what are you gonna order for your first legal drink? 182 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,894 - What should I get? - Whatever you want. 183 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,855 - No wrong answers. - I like beer. 184 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,028 - Don't order beer. - You've had beer. 185 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:47,455 - What should I get? - What do you think you might like? 186 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,062 - I mean, It's your world now. - Follow your heart. 187 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:54,200 My uncle Carl played a role in my life. He taught me how to throw a football. 188 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,101 He passed away this year. 189 00:08:57,226 --> 00:08:59,038 His favorite drink was a seven and seven. 190 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,292 - Don't order that. - That's an awful drink. 191 00:09:02,414 --> 00:09:04,373 - You're better than that. - Horrible. Is a high school drink for girls. 192 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,338 Actually, I'll have a root beer instead of that water. 193 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,564 - Sure thing. - Thank you kindly. 194 00:09:10,353 --> 00:09:12,320 Y'all are so nice in this town. 195 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:15,930 I'm Caroline. From Corpus Christi. 196 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,793 Grew up on a trout farm. 197 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:20,750 Deedly-do. 198 00:09:23,389 --> 00:09:24,272 Careful. 199 00:09:24,691 --> 00:09:25,959 You score any higher on this thing, 200 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,688 the Rylans are gonna recruit you to fight against the Ko-dan empire. 201 00:09:29,374 --> 00:09:30,834 The last starfighter. 202 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:32,936 Did you get the 25th anniversary blu-ray? 203 00:09:33,061 --> 00:09:35,459 Was scorpius half-scarran, half-peacekeeper? 204 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,911 Frell, yes, I got Starfighter on blu-ray. 205 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,387 You're a fan of the Sci-Fi original series Farscape. 206 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,086 Can I buy you a drink? 207 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:53,269 You got some id? 208 00:09:54,483 --> 00:09:56,971 Very funny, punk. Get outta my way! 209 00:09:58,937 --> 00:10:01,267 I don't know how people like you even get jobs today. 210 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,728 Do you need help, man? 211 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,566 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 212 00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:06,397 A little turning of the tables. 213 00:10:09,122 --> 00:10:11,921 - The turning of what tables? - I don't know! Leave me alone! 214 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,823 So I punched her. 215 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:19,089 Right in the face. 216 00:10:19,214 --> 00:10:20,671 Your probation officer? 217 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,415 - Didn't you get in trouble? - Hell, yes, I got in trouble! 218 00:10:24,714 --> 00:10:27,093 Wasn't the first time. Won't be the last. 219 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,589 I'm not exactly known for my sound judgment. 220 00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:33,341 Back in Corpus christi, they call me capricious Caroline. 221 00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:35,469 What's capricious mean? 222 00:10:36,943 --> 00:10:38,337 Probably means I'm... 223 00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:42,126 too busy livin' life to be learnin' $5-words. 224 00:10:43,659 --> 00:10:44,602 Hot damn! 225 00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:46,529 With an aged scotch, never use ice. 226 00:10:46,681 --> 00:10:47,856 Never use ice. Got it. 227 00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:49,814 - Why? - Destroys it. 228 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:54,237 At most, what you want, two drops of spring water. Activates the flavor. 229 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:57,180 Good lord. Do they have the rules to high-maintenance poser drinking 230 00:10:57,305 --> 00:10:58,783 on the wall at L street? 231 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,702 - Do they? - Poser drinking? 232 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:03,758 Hey, miss vodka, need four olives. What's that called, 233 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:06,446 - the too-cool-to-care-tini? - Is it? 234 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,664 I bet the forced starkness of that drink order 235 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:10,837 turns a lotta horn-rimmed heads at the red door. 236 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,096 I can't wait to understand these arguments! 237 00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,800 Hey, y'all, another round for ya. Everybody holdin' up? 238 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,303 I'll be back in two shakes of a rabbit's ass. 239 00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:21,155 Who the hell was that? 240 00:11:22,338 --> 00:11:25,101 I gotta go see a woman about the female equivalent of a horse. 241 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,270 Classy. Way to show Troy the ropes. 242 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:28,837 Shut up, L street. 243 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,992 That woman is a hurricane. 244 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,512 Yeah 245 00:11:35,914 --> 00:11:37,130 Hurricanes are bad Troy. 246 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,198 I know. 247 00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:45,529 I always thought is possible, that the wormhole Crichton can fell through 248 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,640 moved him across not only space but also time, 249 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,750 which would suggest that the sebaceans are our future selves 250 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:52,976 and Crichton is longing for a planet that no longer exists. 251 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,381 You're really nursing that beer. 252 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:01,470 Which it make sense, because, what kind of wormhole would it be 253 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,178 if it could only move from one place to another within the same galaxy on the same day? 254 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,608 You know, speaking of wormholes, 255 00:12:06,381 --> 00:12:08,188 what do you say we use one to... 256 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:11,481 teleport this conversation someplace a little more private? 257 00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:13,195 That doesn't make any sense. 258 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,397 Wormholes and teleportation are two different things. 259 00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:17,654 - That's what I've been talking the whole time. - I noticed. 260 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,030 Cheers. 261 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,902 I followed that band phish, spells it with "ph". 262 00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:23,785 I lived in parking lots where they played. 263 00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:26,277 I don't even like their music. I did it to see if I could do it. 264 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,789 Guess what. I could! 265 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,589 - So what now? - I dunno! 266 00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:34,046 Even if I planned it, plans fall off me like chicken crap off an armadilla. 267 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,082 Annie's the one that plans things, not me. 268 00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:39,661 Annie's my friend. She goes to school here. 269 00:12:40,087 --> 00:12:42,387 Thinks she's got it all figured out. 270 00:12:42,786 --> 00:12:45,023 She wants to major in healthcare management. 271 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,224 What does that even mean? 272 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:48,814 - No idea. - I'll tell you what it means. 273 00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:51,651 It means a master's degree, followed by an internship. 274 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:54,882 She's got the next 15 years of her life all mapped out, 275 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:58,278 and all she gotta do now is just follow it or screw it up. 276 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:01,706 - Another soda? - Actually, gimme a screwdriver. 277 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,770 I got no place to be. 278 00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:05,847 What am I... Annie? 279 00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:09,454 The first season, when you watch it the 2nd time, is better than the 3rd season, 280 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:11,073 and the 4th season, when you watch it the 5th time... 281 00:13:11,074 --> 00:13:13,817 - Ok, uhm, what's your name? - Abed. 282 00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:15,517 - Abed, I'm Robert. - Hey Robert. 283 00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:17,844 Abed, would you like to have... 284 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:20,842 gay sex... with me? 285 00:13:21,145 --> 00:13:22,345 No, thank you. 286 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,930 Okay, so... What is wrong with you, 287 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,921 that you can sit here this whole time 288 00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:31,311 and never pick up on the fact that a man is hitting on you? 289 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:33,710 - Oh, I actually did picked up on it after a while. - You actually... 290 00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:35,785 and...? 291 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,442 I really, really like talking about Farscape. 292 00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:44,783 - It's a really good show. - Stargate's better. 293 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:50,580 Battery depleted. 294 00:13:50,694 --> 00:13:51,814 Oh, man 295 00:13:56,884 --> 00:13:58,046 That is wrong! 296 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,274 Wait. 297 00:14:02,544 --> 00:14:03,635 Hey, there! 298 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,261 What you been up to? 299 00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:06,896 I was just praying 300 00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,873 for these poor souls in these photographs. 301 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,227 That's nice, but... 302 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,894 you missed one. 303 00:14:13,355 --> 00:14:15,897 I found it in the ladies room. 304 00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:19,076 - Give that to me. - No, no, come on! 305 00:14:19,201 --> 00:14:22,320 Don't feel bad. This makes us like you way more. 306 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,781 - You think this is really funny. - Yeah, a little. 307 00:14:25,236 --> 00:14:26,724 I had some bad years. 308 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,615 With a chaser. 309 00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:32,065 Come on. It's a funny picture, because you act so perfect all the time. 310 00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:34,374 And because you look like a zombie, 311 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,314 but it's not funny when you're sad. 312 00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:39,170 We're on your team, relax. Sit down, it's my birthday. 313 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,651 Give it to me. 314 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:41,923 Give it to me. 315 00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:45,427 See you all on Monday. 316 00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:47,989 Jeez 317 00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:49,848 Blue town. 318 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,600 Shirley. Wait. 319 00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:55,191 What? 320 00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:58,361 - Nothing. Get out of my way! - I can't get out of your way. 321 00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,817 I'm stuck in this pl... The chair broke... 322 00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:02,327 I mean, I can't get... 323 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,321 Could you please help me? 324 00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:07,407 Pretty please? 325 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,075 Thank you, Shirley. 326 00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:12,912 You're welcome, jackass. 327 00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:17,318 Hey, It's my birthday, and 328 00:15:17,823 --> 00:15:21,546 technically, I'm not allowed to drink for another 45 seconds. 329 00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,584 It'll be 30 seconds by the time I'm done saying this. 330 00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:27,019 - But can I have a seven and seven? - It's on the house. 331 00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:28,419 Happy birthday, kid. 332 00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:38,076 I prefer that to avatar. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out. 333 00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:41,594 Imagine the hurt locker as radio play, would be totally horrible and stupid... 334 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,629 Big boy. Big, big boy. 335 00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:52,471 You're my big boy. 336 00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:17,685 I think I owe you a birthday. 337 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:18,853 I'm cool. 338 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:21,189 I always wanted to drive this thing. 339 00:16:21,695 --> 00:16:22,815 What?! 340 00:16:24,089 --> 00:16:25,301 This is my car? 341 00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:27,523 - Don't crash it. - I'm not gonna crash it! 342 00:16:27,648 --> 00:16:28,691 Crash it, Troy. 343 00:16:28,692 --> 00:16:30,125 Go to sleep Britta. Go to sleep. 344 00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,741 Crash his car, Troy! 345 00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:34,309 Seems like a really dark chapter in our group story. 346 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,788 - Go to sleep, Abed. - Cool. 347 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,280 Hey, that's the place that we shoulda gone to tonight! 348 00:16:40,405 --> 00:16:41,668 Yeah, L street. Exactly. 349 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,295 It's the red door, stupid! 350 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:48,046 - You see a sign that says L street? - L street is too cool to have a sign. 351 00:16:48,171 --> 00:16:50,510 It's called L street after the street it's on. 352 00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:54,293 The red door's on L street. 353 00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:56,118 L street has a red door. 354 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:01,134 It's the same bar? 355 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,134 You two have been saying one bar is lame 356 00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:06,813 and the other one is awesome, all night... 357 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:10,822 and it's the same bar? 358 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,311 He probably was around Friday nights, which was lame. 359 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,370 You wish! 360 00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:18,998 Stop. Just stop. 361 00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:20,848 I just spent the last two years, 362 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,317 thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, 363 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,796 and I just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me. 364 00:17:28,685 --> 00:17:29,758 Duh-doy. 365 00:17:29,938 --> 00:17:31,692 Yeah, duh-doy. 366 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:34,488 Got it. 367 00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:36,231 Duh-doy. 368 00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:38,792 Duh-doy. 369 00:17:39,299 --> 00:17:42,270 You can take me home first. I only live a few blocks from here. 370 00:17:42,576 --> 00:17:43,532 You do? 371 00:17:43,657 --> 00:17:46,024 This is a really terrible neighborhood. 372 00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:47,327 Yeah. 373 00:17:50,099 --> 00:17:51,446 This is my apartment. 374 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,949 Weird night, huh? 375 00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:56,073 Yeah... 376 00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:57,613 Alcohol makes people sad. 377 00:17:57,927 --> 00:17:59,871 It's like the lifetime movies of beverages. 378 00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:02,081 I pretended to be a different person tonight. 379 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,042 Abed does that three times a week. 380 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,575 But I did it because I didn't wanna be me. 381 00:18:07,348 --> 00:18:08,798 I did it because... 382 00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:11,007 I'm not sure who I am. 383 00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:14,801 Admit it, we went to school together for 4 years, and you didn't even know me. 384 00:18:15,112 --> 00:18:16,512 Yeah, but... 385 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:17,804 I know you now. 386 00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:18,890 You're Annie. 387 00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:20,683 You like puzzles and... 388 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,742 little monsters on your pencil and some guy named Mark Ruffalo. 389 00:18:24,391 --> 00:18:26,876 You're a fierce competitor and a sore loser. 390 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:31,250 And you expect everybody to be better than who they are, 391 00:18:31,346 --> 00:18:34,438 and you expect yourself to be better than everyone. 392 00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,658 Which is cool. 393 00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:45,417 Good night. 394 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:50,588 Guess everyone's gonna be pretty embarrassed on Monday? 395 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,700 No. 396 00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:55,691 Everybody just got a little bit drunk. Nobody did anything that bad, right? 397 00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:03,467 No, wait, wait, wait. 398 00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:06,202 What are we doing? 399 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:10,086 - Yeah, what are we doing? - This is a bad idea, right? 400 00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:12,523 Yeah. 401 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,679 Ok, 402 00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:25,165 I flew off the handle earlier. 403 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,099 I apologize. 404 00:19:31,451 --> 00:19:34,090 - They were making out. - Abed, why would you say that? 405 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,604 Why would you do it in front of me? I'm not a coat rack. 406 00:19:36,962 --> 00:19:38,082 Abed. 407 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:40,054 No one likes a tattle tail. 408 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,506 Happy birthday, Troy. 409 00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:46,936 Thanks. 410 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,708 You're a man now. 411 00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:05,246 - I don't think this will be big enough. - Just try it, we're so close! 412 00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:07,021 All right. Breathe in. 413 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:12,643 Arms. 414 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,135 - 157! - We did it! 415 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,256 Yes. 416 00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:24,266 That you? 417 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,620 Yeah. 418 00:20:26,174 --> 00:20:27,274 Little help? 419 00:20:28,189 --> 00:20:30,740 - Hurry. I think it's a girl! - Left side or right side? 420 00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,832 - Left side. - Got it. Tell me when I'm close. 421 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:33,953 Ok.