1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,648 I can't believe this is our 20th and final 2 00:00:05,682 --> 00:00:07,616 anthropology diorama of the year. 3 00:00:07,651 --> 00:00:09,985 I can't believe our assignment is making a diorama 4 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:12,603 of us making our 19th diorama. 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,459 - Yes, right. - It's weird 6 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:16,327 Oh, come on. My forehead is not this big. 7 00:00:20,497 --> 00:00:24,867 Uh, Troy, can you pass me that paintbrush? 8 00:00:27,671 --> 00:00:29,204 My monkey! 9 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:31,907 My monkey took that paintbrush and then went into that vent. 10 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:35,444 Oh, I miss him so much. 11 00:00:35,478 --> 00:00:37,721 - Someone's got to go after him. - I got this. 12 00:00:37,722 --> 00:00:40,491 - Woah! - What are you doing? 13 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:44,353 Trust me. I know these vents like the back of my Chang. 14 00:00:44,387 --> 00:00:45,884 Holy... 15 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,465 Is that a new stereotype? 16 00:00:58,253 --> 00:00:59,186 Oh, my God. 17 00:00:59,187 --> 00:01:00,401 Did you find him? 18 00:01:00,402 --> 00:01:02,103 Is that a new stereotype? 19 00:01:02,472 --> 00:01:04,273 No, and no. 20 00:01:04,307 --> 00:01:06,041 But there's all kinds of stuff in here. 21 00:01:06,076 --> 00:01:08,276 Guys, you won't believe this 22 00:01:09,746 --> 00:01:12,181 It's like a sentimental treasure pile. 23 00:01:12,215 --> 00:01:15,517 Oh, that's my spoon. 24 00:01:15,552 --> 00:01:18,046 No! 25 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,667 Oh, Hubba Bubba. Cool. 26 00:01:19,823 --> 00:01:22,725 I thought they stopped making this. 27 00:01:24,404 --> 00:01:28,904 Community 2x21 - Paradigms of Human Memory 28 00:01:28,905 --> 00:01:33,405 Sync and corrected by vNaru www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:51,588 --> 00:01:53,189 And that's all of it. 30 00:01:53,223 --> 00:01:54,024 That's good. 31 00:01:54,025 --> 00:01:55,537 That means you can put your clothes back on. 32 00:01:55,538 --> 00:01:57,113 No. I'm going back in. 33 00:01:57,114 --> 00:01:58,214 Why? 34 00:01:59,229 --> 00:02:02,698 Monkey took my spoon. 35 00:02:04,078 --> 00:02:05,659 It's like a reverse cow birth. 36 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:08,729 Annie, look, all of your purple pens are here. 37 00:02:08,897 --> 00:02:10,652 Do you remember when you got so mad 38 00:02:10,653 --> 00:02:12,621 because you thought someone was stealing them? 39 00:02:13,046 --> 00:02:16,377 There are so many memories in this pile. 40 00:02:16,378 --> 00:02:17,645 Look. 41 00:02:17,773 --> 00:02:19,450 Whoa. The deputy's badge 42 00:02:19,451 --> 00:02:21,819 from when we spent that day in that old ghost town. 43 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:23,953 Oh, yeah. 44 00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:27,089 - We have to find the saloon. - Every building is a saloon. 45 00:02:27,124 --> 00:02:28,326 We got to go! 46 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:32,063 Get the tarnation back here, you city slicking sons of... 47 00:02:35,434 --> 00:02:37,490 That was, like, one of the best days of the whole year, 48 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,810 and I almost totally forgot about it. 49 00:02:38,811 --> 00:02:40,092 We almost totally got shot. 50 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,961 Yeah, but by a prospector in red long underwear. 51 00:02:43,016 --> 00:02:44,437 - How cool was that? - Yeah 52 00:02:44,438 --> 00:02:45,639 Glad you had fun. 53 00:02:45,754 --> 00:02:48,580 By the way, that dude was hard-core racist, 54 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:51,016 like 1800s Disney-style. 55 00:02:51,193 --> 00:02:53,995 We learned new ways to hate ourselves. 56 00:02:54,284 --> 00:02:56,557 Glee Club trophy. 57 00:02:56,558 --> 00:02:58,593 You guys remember when we had to fill in for Glee Club? 58 00:03:03,327 --> 00:03:04,142 ♪ Sing a-ling-a-ling ♪ 59 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,188 ♪ sing a-ling-a-ling, ding dong ♪ 60 00:03:05,189 --> 00:03:06,092 ♪ sing a-ling-a-ling ♪ 61 00:03:06,093 --> 00:03:07,380 ♪ sing a-ling-a-ling, ding dong ♪ 62 00:03:07,381 --> 00:03:09,382 ♪ sing a-ling-a-ling, sing a-ling-a-ling, ding dong ♪ 63 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:14,536 ♪ sing, sing, sing... ♪ 64 00:03:18,506 --> 00:03:20,740 Guys, that's not a fond memory. 65 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:22,141 We won, like, 70 awards. 66 00:03:22,205 --> 00:03:24,225 Yeah, but the reason we had to fill in for Glee Club, 67 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:25,727 was because they... 68 00:03:26,224 --> 00:03:27,424 Died. 69 00:03:27,977 --> 00:03:30,078 Their bus crashed. 70 00:03:30,138 --> 00:03:34,108 I know, but I was remembering around that part. 71 00:03:34,142 --> 00:03:35,676 Yeah, focus on the positives, 72 00:03:35,677 --> 00:03:38,145 like we got that cool new bus driver. 73 00:03:38,179 --> 00:03:39,279 Nice try, Britta, 74 00:03:39,314 --> 00:03:40,848 but the truth is it's been a dark year. 75 00:03:40,882 --> 00:03:42,416 Pierce got hooked on painkillers. 76 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:43,884 Shirley's having an unplanned baby. 77 00:03:43,918 --> 00:03:45,586 And, apparently, Chang is in the group now? 78 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:48,188 It's true. God hates us. 79 00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:51,592 Remember when Abed had a total mental breakdown at Christmas? 80 00:03:51,626 --> 00:03:53,427 That was adorable and magical. 81 00:03:53,461 --> 00:03:56,196 He thought everything was claymation. 82 00:03:56,231 --> 00:03:58,732 Yeah. But everything wasn't. 83 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:00,968 And what do you see now, Abed? 84 00:04:01,002 --> 00:04:02,302 A candy cane forest. 85 00:04:02,337 --> 00:04:04,238 We're all running through the candy cane forest. 86 00:04:04,272 --> 00:04:05,845 Oh, careful, Britta bot. Don't trip on a gumdrop. 87 00:04:05,957 --> 00:04:08,826 Oh, no, I tripped... On a gumdrop! 88 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:13,147 Yay. Let's find Santa some more. 89 00:04:13,181 --> 00:04:15,149 Well, I think this year was awesome... 90 00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:17,251 Full of good times with great people. 91 00:04:17,285 --> 00:04:18,504 Come on, you guys. 92 00:04:18,505 --> 00:04:21,073 Stop focusing on all the bad stuff and dig deep. 93 00:04:21,356 --> 00:04:23,056 Abed, you're a computer. 94 00:04:23,091 --> 00:04:25,526 Scan your mainframe for some juicy memories. 95 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:39,021 Jeff and Britta are having secret sex. 96 00:04:41,476 --> 00:04:44,344 Exhibit A : The one thing I do remember from Halloween. 97 00:04:47,248 --> 00:04:48,749 - Hi. - Hi. 98 00:04:48,783 --> 00:04:50,179 You need some help in there? 99 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:53,716 Yeah, well, I can't use my hands in this costume, so... 100 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,103 Well... 101 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:07,738 Exhibit B : Something I overheard during Christmas. 102 00:05:07,769 --> 00:05:11,138 Why would I want to be in a school that hates Christmas? 103 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:13,240 He's got a point. Kidding. 104 00:05:13,274 --> 00:05:16,043 What are you doing later? How about some holiday benefits? 105 00:05:16,077 --> 00:05:19,413 Hey, Ixnay in front of Uncan-day. 106 00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:20,582 Hmm. 107 00:05:22,217 --> 00:05:24,885 And finally Exhibit C : The curious circumstances 108 00:05:24,919 --> 00:05:26,165 following the exciting conclusion 109 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:27,800 of our St. Patrick's Day adventure. 110 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:30,398 - Really? - Yeah. 111 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,002 - Woah. - Abed! Uh... 112 00:05:34,003 --> 00:05:36,137 Uh, a-a-a leprechaun took our clothes. 113 00:05:36,598 --> 00:05:39,666 And you can never tell anyone, okay? 114 00:05:44,072 --> 00:05:46,573 Okay, so we hooked up a few times, 115 00:05:46,608 --> 00:05:48,942 but there's a much larger issue here. 116 00:05:48,977 --> 00:05:50,444 We are friends with a grown man 117 00:05:50,531 --> 00:05:53,581 that clearly believes in leprechauns. 118 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,220 Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year 119 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:06,340 that for the good of the group, we wouldn't allow any intimacy 120 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:08,446 between each other or ourselves? 121 00:06:08,447 --> 00:06:10,338 Troy, we never said ourselves. 122 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,920 - Okay, now I'm really mad. - So am I. 123 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:16,222 Now we know why our year's been so horrible. 124 00:06:16,421 --> 00:06:18,533 It's not God that hates us. It's Jeff and Britta. 125 00:06:18,534 --> 00:06:19,570 Oh, please. 126 00:06:19,571 --> 00:06:21,048 If we were ruining your year, 127 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:22,632 why didn't you even know about it? 128 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,238 Maybe we were so distracted 129 00:06:24,239 --> 00:06:26,814 by all the other times you two put yourselves before the group. 130 00:06:26,815 --> 00:06:27,735 What? 131 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:30,063 When have we ever put ourselves before the group? 132 00:06:30,159 --> 00:06:31,258 You want examples? 133 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:33,054 I think they want some examples, Pierce. 134 00:06:33,356 --> 00:06:35,339 Okay, let's give 'em some examples. 135 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:37,438 Troy, drop a beat. 136 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:41,211 - Just give 'em some examples. - Fine. 137 00:06:43,615 --> 00:06:45,616 Chipmunk. 138 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,206 Mm, impressive, Mr. Winger. 139 00:06:51,256 --> 00:06:53,999 Someone's going to Regionals. 140 00:06:55,212 --> 00:06:58,381 It's a special cape. A cape for justice... 141 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,622 What are you doing? 142 00:06:59,935 --> 00:07:01,269 There's rioting in Tunisia! 143 00:07:01,303 --> 00:07:02,403 The Cape is premiering. 144 00:07:02,437 --> 00:07:04,874 Humanity is premiering, you jags. 145 00:07:06,408 --> 00:07:08,410 We need to talk. 146 00:07:09,144 --> 00:07:11,132 These people are giving out free iPhones! 147 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:13,601 - What? - No! 148 00:07:27,148 --> 00:07:29,983 This habitat was for humanity. 149 00:07:30,299 --> 00:07:32,800 Whoever did it, step forward. 150 00:07:38,006 --> 00:07:40,274 You five are in big trouble. 151 00:07:40,309 --> 00:07:41,786 Jeff and Britta, you're free to go, 152 00:07:41,787 --> 00:07:45,212 because you didn't step forward and are therefore innocent. 153 00:07:46,982 --> 00:07:48,831 You can't ignore the facts. 154 00:07:48,832 --> 00:07:51,333 You two are ruining this group. 155 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,642 Look, just because we're good-looking 156 00:07:52,643 --> 00:07:54,711 - doesn't make us villains. - Yeah, are you sure you guys 157 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,617 have the group's best interests at heart? 158 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,627 Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops. 159 00:07:59,661 --> 00:08:02,530 Pierce, you've had three flu shots. 160 00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:03,941 That's for the day care center. 161 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,878 I'll be a living God! 162 00:08:06,897 --> 00:08:09,265 I'm glad you're considering the exciting opportunity 163 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:11,287 of selling Lady Miss Lady cosmetics. 164 00:08:11,506 --> 00:08:14,375 Please, uh, open your starter kits. 165 00:08:16,678 --> 00:08:19,580 Okay, now that the seals have been broken, 166 00:08:19,581 --> 00:08:21,650 you each owe me $50. 167 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,212 I'm Jeff Winger. 168 00:08:39,213 --> 00:08:41,648 Does this hard-boiled egg make me look fat? 169 00:08:42,037 --> 00:08:42,942 My name is Jeff Winger. 170 00:08:42,943 --> 00:08:44,310 I love working this BlackBerry, 171 00:08:44,343 --> 00:08:45,977 because it really tones my thumbs. 172 00:08:56,918 --> 00:08:58,819 It was a particularly small egg. 173 00:08:58,854 --> 00:09:01,522 That's why I was asking. 174 00:09:01,556 --> 00:09:03,791 You can yell at me all you want. 175 00:09:03,825 --> 00:09:06,986 I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft, 176 00:09:06,987 --> 00:09:08,554 makes it go faster. 177 00:09:25,681 --> 00:09:28,029 That show's gonna last three weeks! 178 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,731 Six seasons and a movie! 179 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:32,320 Pierce, you can't sneak up on me like that. 180 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,455 When I'm startled, my training takes over. 181 00:09:34,489 --> 00:09:36,657 - Hello! - Ki-yah! 182 00:09:36,692 --> 00:09:38,726 Oh! 183 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,962 Those are just stories about us being cute. 184 00:09:40,963 --> 00:09:42,463 You guys actually go out of your way 185 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:44,142 to endanger the fabric of this group. 186 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,000 Yeah, leave our fabric alone. 187 00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:48,569 You guys aren't seeing the bigger picture. 188 00:09:48,603 --> 00:09:51,972 We compartmentalized our libidos for the good of the group. 189 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:54,366 Oh, you compartmentalized, did you? 190 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:57,070 Then what's been going on with us all year? 191 00:09:58,513 --> 00:10:00,981 What are you talking about? 192 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:04,552 I'm talking about the Annie of it all... 193 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:08,456 The long looks, the stolen glances, 194 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:10,991 the general atmosphere of "would they, might they?" 195 00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:13,160 Annie, I think you're reading into some things. 196 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,062 Oh, really? 197 00:10:28,343 --> 00:10:34,048 ♪ Something always brings me back to you ♪ 198 00:10:34,082 --> 00:10:40,121 ♪ it never takes too long ♪ 199 00:10:40,155 --> 00:10:44,325 ♪ no matter what I say or do ♪ 200 00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:47,128 ♪ I'll still feel you here ♪ 201 00:10:47,162 --> 00:10:51,265 ♪ 'til the moment I'm gone ♪ 202 00:10:54,102 --> 00:10:59,640 ♪ you hold me without touch ♪ 203 00:10:59,674 --> 00:11:05,012 ♪ you keep me without chains ♪ 204 00:11:05,046 --> 00:11:09,750 ♪ I never wanted anything so much ♪ 205 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:12,820 ♪ than to drown in your love ♪ 206 00:11:12,854 --> 00:11:17,324 ♪ and not feel your rain ♪ 207 00:11:17,359 --> 00:11:21,095 ♪ set me free ♪ 208 00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:23,264 ♪ leave me be ♪ 209 00:11:23,298 --> 00:11:26,300 ♪ I don't want to fall another moment ♪ 210 00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:28,703 ♪ into your gravity ♪ 211 00:11:30,972 --> 00:11:32,506 Oh, give me a break. 212 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:36,977 I mean, you could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed. 213 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:56,664 ♪ Something always brings me back to you ♪ 214 00:11:56,698 --> 00:12:01,836 ♪ it never takes too long ♪ 215 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:06,240 ♪ no matter what I say or do ♪ 216 00:12:06,274 --> 00:12:09,043 ♪ I still feel you here ♪ 217 00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:13,214 ♪ till the moment I'm gone ♪ 218 00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:21,555 ♪ you hold me without touch ♪ 219 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:27,127 ♪ you keep me without chains ♪ 220 00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:28,595 Yeah, but, Jeff, let's be honest, 221 00:12:28,596 --> 00:12:29,641 there's more between you and Annie 222 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,109 than there is between me and Pierce. 223 00:12:31,399 --> 00:12:34,168 - How dare you? - Abed, it's called chemistry. 224 00:12:34,202 --> 00:12:35,929 I have it with everybody. 225 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:36,857 Everybody? 226 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:39,059 I haven't felt any of that chemistry coming my way. 227 00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:40,687 I don't know if it's because you're racist 228 00:12:40,688 --> 00:12:42,422 or because I intimidate you sexually, 229 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,677 but I know it's one of those two. 230 00:12:43,712 --> 00:12:45,115 Dean-a-ling-a-ling. 231 00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:48,059 I was just heading to judge our belated carnival, 232 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,927 when I heard you guys having a tiff. 233 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:51,452 What's the rumpus? 234 00:12:51,453 --> 00:12:53,187 We were debating how many times per year 235 00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:55,256 a man can drop in a study room 236 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,959 in a dumb costume with irrelevant news. 237 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:01,228 Dean-yow! 238 00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,534 It's Feline AIDS Awareness Day, folks, 239 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,531 so let's whip it in the keister. 240 00:13:05,532 --> 00:13:08,900 ♪ Dean, dean, dean, dean, dean, dean ♪ 241 00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:13,874 Guys, Greendale's music department is flat "baroque", 242 00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:16,243 so we are having a fund-raiser. 243 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:19,319 What's dean got to do with it? 244 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,889 Why, it's time to Tina "Turner" the clocks ahead. 245 00:13:23,018 --> 00:13:24,785 Happy daylight savings! 246 00:13:24,819 --> 00:13:26,587 Deanie, vidi, vici! 247 00:13:26,621 --> 00:13:29,522 I came, I saw, I conquered the idea 248 00:13:29,523 --> 00:13:33,626 of a free Caesar-salad bar in the cafeteria. 249 00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:37,798 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dean. 250 00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:42,036 That's right, Greendale presents "Gone with the Windows," 251 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:45,105 where we'll celebrate our new energy-conscious windows 252 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,775 with a cotillion. 253 00:13:47,809 --> 00:13:50,210 Whoop. 254 00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:51,647 Okay. 255 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,788 Well, I guess we don't see our patterns 256 00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:05,492 until they're all laid out in front of us. 257 00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:07,595 Thank you for being so nice about it. 258 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,130 Oh, dean. Dean. 259 00:14:10,165 --> 00:14:12,166 Can we please stop fighting? 260 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,446 We're starting to hurt innocent perverts. 261 00:14:14,447 --> 00:14:15,514 I don't want to stop. 262 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:17,438 We're airing out all this dirty laundry. 263 00:14:17,472 --> 00:14:20,240 After that, we'll stop fighting forever. 264 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,502 Am I the only one that remembers 265 00:14:21,503 --> 00:14:23,004 our horrible camping trip? 266 00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:26,846 - It's "suh-mores.", not "s'mores." - No, you're saying it wrong 267 00:14:27,515 --> 00:14:28,986 I just found out about it. 268 00:14:28,987 --> 00:14:30,715 It's pronounced "s'mores." 269 00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:33,327 Yeah, it's a contraction of "some mores." 270 00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:34,329 So contract it. 271 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,799 Stop saying "suh-mores" unless you "can not." 272 00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:37,955 Guys! 273 00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:39,690 We need to stop fighting. 274 00:14:39,986 --> 00:14:40,791 No, we don't. 275 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,059 It's good that we're finally getting all this out there. 276 00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:44,852 After this, we'll stop fighting. 277 00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:45,450 That's what we said 278 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,251 when we were painting Shirley's nursery. 279 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,588 I don't being racist 280 00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:52,676 Hey, when I'm being racist, you'll know. 281 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,796 Guys, let's not repeat the events of Caesar salad day. 282 00:15:12,549 --> 00:15:13,783 Troy, your nose is bleeding. 283 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,775 Abed, stop being meta. 284 00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:18,044 Why do you always have to take whatever happens to us 285 00:15:18,045 --> 00:15:18,999 and shove it up its own ass? 286 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,247 He's not being meta. 287 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,695 He's just pointing out what none of us want to acknowledge... 288 00:15:22,815 --> 00:15:23,663 It's all of us. 289 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:25,435 This group is toxic. 290 00:15:25,469 --> 00:15:27,470 We fight about fighting about fighting. 291 00:15:27,504 --> 00:15:29,172 - We're sick. - I hate us! 292 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,740 Well, what do we do now? 293 00:15:30,774 --> 00:15:32,642 Well, we could do what we always do... 294 00:15:32,676 --> 00:15:35,778 Storm out in a huff and say that the group is breaking up. 295 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,526 Troy, pass me that paintbrush, please. 296 00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:06,876 Does anybody have any iodine? 297 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:09,451 How many vents are you gonna crawl out of this year? 298 00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:17,027 That's it. We're done. 299 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,688 Yeah. We're done. 300 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,845 See you all tomorrow. 301 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:24,214 Uh, you guys, wait. I want to say something. 302 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:26,149 You don't have to save us with a speech. 303 00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,250 We're not breaking up, 304 00:16:27,284 --> 00:16:28,985 so we don't need to get back together. 305 00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:31,221 I know I don't have to, but I want to. 306 00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:35,492 Look, we've known each other for almost two years now. 307 00:16:35,943 --> 00:16:37,510 And, yeah, in that time, 308 00:16:37,544 --> 00:16:39,412 I've given a lot of speeches, 309 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:41,666 but they all have one thing in common. 310 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,169 They're all different. 311 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,167 These drug runners aren't gonna execute Pierce 312 00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:47,112 because he's racist. 313 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:50,070 It's a locomotive that runs on us. 314 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,510 And the only sharks in that water, 315 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:56,677 are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear. 316 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,946 Anchovies. Fear. 317 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:02,016 And the dangers of ingesting mercury. 318 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:05,886 Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. 319 00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:08,923 And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad. 320 00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:10,124 And even if there were... 321 00:17:10,158 --> 00:17:12,026 The Cape still might find 322 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,928 a second life on cable. 323 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,831 And I'll tell you why. 324 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:18,185 El corazon del agua es verdad. 325 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,620 That water is a lie! 326 00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:22,657 Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles 327 00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:24,516 with microwave satellite transmissions! 328 00:17:24,623 --> 00:17:26,824 So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle 329 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,960 of screwups and hurt feelings, 330 00:17:28,994 --> 00:17:31,963 but I choose to believe it's just the universe's way 331 00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:34,899 of molding us into some kind of supergroup. 332 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,434 Like the Traveling Wilburys. 333 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:40,004 Yes, Troy, like the Traveling Wilburys of pain... 334 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:43,307 Prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way. 335 00:17:43,342 --> 00:17:44,809 And I don't know about you, 336 00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:47,211 but I'm looking forward to every one of them. 337 00:17:47,246 --> 00:17:48,579 Oh, Jeffrey. 338 00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:50,948 Oh, Jeff. 339 00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:55,186 Jeffrey, Jeffrey. 340 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,189 Well, I guess we can get through anything. 341 00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,524 So it's probably okay 342 00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:02,260 if you and Britta want to keep, you know, hooking up. 343 00:18:02,294 --> 00:18:04,629 - I don't mind it so much. - I'm cool with it. 344 00:18:04,663 --> 00:18:06,597 - God cares. - Whatever. 345 00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:09,400 Have fun tonight. 346 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:11,402 So... 347 00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:14,706 I guess we don't have to keep sneaking around anymore. 348 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,441 Yeah, I guess not. 349 00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:20,845 You want to stop doing this? 350 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:22,714 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 351 00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:24,482 - It's not you, it's me. - It's you. 352 00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:28,386 Hey, guys. 353 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,188 Hey, guys. Ooh. 354 00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:32,823 Hey, you guys remember the time when... 355 00:18:40,566 --> 00:18:42,900 Those guys don't care who they hurt, do they? 356 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:46,204 You know I still don't even know if I'm in the group? 357 00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:51,843 Hey... 358 00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:54,912 You and I have had some pretty good times, huh? 359 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,845 What a year. 360 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:20,219 Hey everybody. Can I help you with anything? 361 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,122 I care about you guys. 362 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:25,393 Shut up, dean. You dress in stupid outfits. 363 00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:27,631 Well, you have a right to your opinion, 364 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,403 so I'll just leave. 365 00:19:29,847 --> 00:19:31,852 You could have been nicer to the dean just then, Jeff. 366 00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,538 So what? I don't care. 367 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:36,753 I just think there maybe could be repercussions, yo. 368 00:19:36,754 --> 00:19:37,888 I don't care what you think. 369 00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:39,682 I don't care about repercussions. 370 00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:41,717 And I don't care about the dean. 371 00:19:41,752 --> 00:19:43,886 - Okay. - Okay 372 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,222 Meanwhile, at that same moment, 373 00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:50,626 a truck full of toxic waste crashes and spills on the dean, 374 00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:54,609 transforming him into Mega-dean! 375 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,578 I don't care about anything. 376 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,012 Wait. I care now! Now I care! 377 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:13,619 Too late. 378 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,216 I owe you guys an apology. 379 00:20:21,336 --> 00:20:22,989 The dean runs our school. 380 00:20:23,109 --> 00:20:25,009 He's entitled to a modicum of respect. 381 00:20:25,129 --> 00:20:27,714 You're always so mean to him. Why? 382 00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,230 It's embarrassing to admit, 383 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:32,496 but sometimes I felt jealous of his interesting outfits. 384 00:20:32,616 --> 00:20:34,887 Jeffrey, if I didn't know better, 385 00:20:35,007 --> 00:20:37,717 I'd say you had a crush on him. 386 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,224 I'll never tell!