1 00:00:11,034 --> 00:00:12,201 You can't outrun me. I see you, fat-ass! 2 00:00:18,164 --> 00:00:18,905 Guys? 3 00:00:18,957 --> 00:00:20,386 Please, okay? I don't even have a gun. 4 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:22,309 Isn't this against the rules? 5 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,071 There's only one rule, Fat Neil. 6 00:00:24,464 --> 00:00:26,870 The prize goes to the last man standing. 7 00:00:27,798 --> 00:00:29,231 So to speak. 8 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:36,706 If you were a dude, I'd have my fist up your balls. 9 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,278 Thank you, Annie. 10 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:45,514 Kick their guns to me. 11 00:00:45,582 --> 00:00:47,249 Kick. Don't reach. 12 00:00:47,317 --> 00:00:48,751 Hey! 13 00:00:48,819 --> 00:00:50,453 Christina "Reach-y", 14 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,288 I said kick. 15 00:00:53,081 --> 00:00:54,687 Annie, take it easy. 16 00:00:54,908 --> 00:00:57,526 You gotta learn to trust people. 17 00:01:02,246 --> 00:01:04,329 Can't you leave me with a little something? 18 00:01:04,753 --> 00:01:05,721 We're friends, Annie. 19 00:01:05,722 --> 00:01:07,378 Remember? 20 00:01:07,738 --> 00:01:09,592 We played Dungeons & Dragons together. 21 00:01:09,593 --> 00:01:11,594 That was a game. 22 00:01:14,878 --> 00:01:16,278 This is paintball. 23 00:01:19,816 --> 00:01:24,816 Sync and corrected by vNaru www.addic7ed.com 24 00:02:03,727 --> 00:02:05,594 Okay, a couple of announcements. 25 00:02:05,765 --> 00:02:08,350 I want to thank Pistol Patty's Cowboy Creamery 26 00:02:08,434 --> 00:02:11,236 for sponsoring our end-of-the-year picnic. 27 00:02:12,378 --> 00:02:13,115 Now. 28 00:02:13,516 --> 00:02:15,149 Free ice cream and that one guy 29 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,203 having a heart attack 30 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,312 aren't the only surprises today. 31 00:02:18,313 --> 00:02:21,332 We're gonna end this year with a quick game 32 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,301 of Paintball Assassin. 33 00:02:24,986 --> 00:02:26,903 Last year's big mistake 34 00:02:26,904 --> 00:02:29,243 was way too valuable a prize. 35 00:02:29,244 --> 00:02:30,899 And I've been assured... 36 00:02:32,268 --> 00:02:33,835 That this year will be different. 37 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:38,173 So take it away, Pistol Patty! 38 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,008 Howdy, folks. 39 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,376 There's only one rule. 40 00:02:41,444 --> 00:02:43,879 Last man standing gets the prize. 41 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:47,182 There's your guns. 44 00:02:54,857 --> 00:02:56,458 Go nuts! 45 00:03:22,776 --> 00:03:24,277 I heard a rumor you never shoot an unarmed man. 46 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:26,074 Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans. 47 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,652 Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed. 48 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,696 Seeing as I'm... 49 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:36,999 Eating your beans. 50 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:41,336 Jeff wants to see you. 51 00:03:41,404 --> 00:03:43,371 Yeah? And I want pants. 52 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:44,639 A lot of people want a lot of things. 53 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:45,840 It won't hurt to hear him out, will it? 54 00:03:45,908 --> 00:03:47,809 We got a good hiding spot in the library. 55 00:03:47,877 --> 00:03:50,512 As safe as you are here, you'll be safer with us. 56 00:03:53,966 --> 00:03:55,617 Look. 57 00:03:55,685 --> 00:03:57,418 Math club's gotten a lot better since last year. 58 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:58,853 Obviously, they were practicing 59 00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:00,755 while the rest of us went on dates. 60 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,726 Hold on. I have a plan. 61 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:05,894 Math club! 62 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,028 Yeah. 63 00:04:07,474 --> 00:04:08,844 I'm Asian. 64 00:04:09,276 --> 00:04:10,413 You guys Asian? 65 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:12,749 That's pretty racist, man. 66 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,380 That wasn't a no. 67 00:04:14,381 --> 00:04:15,594 I'm coming over! 68 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:16,988 Don't shoot me, shoot him. 69 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:19,240 He's white, and he's out of ammo. 70 00:04:19,576 --> 00:04:20,661 Crap. 71 00:04:36,822 --> 00:04:37,539 See you Abet! 72 00:04:37,607 --> 00:04:38,562 Shoot Chang! 73 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:39,984 He defected to the math club. 74 00:04:39,985 --> 00:04:41,419 - Come back club! - Agh. 75 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:44,649 Forget it. 76 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:45,781 Just a waste of ammo. 77 00:04:45,797 --> 00:04:46,934 Let's go grab their paint. 78 00:04:46,935 --> 00:04:47,955 Cool. 79 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,544 Yeah, I'm much safer with you guys. 80 00:04:50,555 --> 00:04:51,503 Milady. 81 00:04:51,693 --> 00:04:52,777 What do you want, Jeff? 82 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,634 Yikes. Well, what do we all want? 83 00:04:54,635 --> 00:04:55,647 Ammo. 84 00:04:56,084 --> 00:04:56,894 How much you got left? 85 00:04:56,895 --> 00:04:58,031 $100,000$ worth. 86 00:04:58,032 --> 00:04:58,965 Yeah, we're running low, too. 87 00:04:58,981 --> 00:05:00,048 - Shut up, Abed. - Okay. 88 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:02,518 What have you heard about Pierce? 89 00:05:02,622 --> 00:05:03,724 I hear he's still alive, 90 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:04,919 holed up near the cafeteria. 91 00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:06,121 Well, I hear he has more paint 92 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,255 than a French kindergarten. 93 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:09,224 Are you proposing we join him? 94 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,825 I'm proposing his ammo joins us. 95 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:12,528 You haven't changed. 96 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:13,612 And you think Pierce has? 97 00:05:13,763 --> 00:05:14,704 Annie, let's not rehash this. 98 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:15,972 The guy's been a jerk all year. 99 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,599 He's a jerk because we exclude him. 100 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:19,734 We exclude him because he's a jerk. 101 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:21,713 And the last time I checked, you were the last one 102 00:05:21,714 --> 00:05:23,440 feeling sorry about it. 103 00:05:36,874 --> 00:05:38,708 I guess I'm still waiting for you guys to come around. 104 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:39,923 Likewise. 105 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:43,922 Okay, I'm... I am dead now. 106 00:05:43,993 --> 00:05:45,193 I'm dead. 107 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:49,631 Who wears spurs in paintball? 108 00:06:05,444 --> 00:06:06,706 Who the hell are you? 109 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,768 The guy that's gonna win. 110 00:06:17,693 --> 00:06:19,994 Come on! 111 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,759 Does that guy even go to this school? 112 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,723 He's really good-looking. 113 00:06:29,994 --> 00:06:31,212 Like, network TV good-looking. 114 00:06:31,409 --> 00:06:32,577 And did you see how big his guns were? 115 00:06:32,578 --> 00:06:33,578 Why don't you just marry him, Abed? 116 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:35,046 I'm just saying paintball is tough this year. 117 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,344 I agree. 118 00:06:38,848 --> 00:06:39,764 Careful, Britta. 119 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:41,015 You can't hit all three of us. 120 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,384 She won't have to. 121 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,607 - Hey, Troy. - Abed! 122 00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:52,927 - I thought you were dead. - I thought you were dead. 123 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:55,363 - Guys. - Oh, right. 124 00:06:55,431 --> 00:06:58,070 By the power invested in us as deputies, 125 00:06:58,522 --> 00:06:59,979 we now pronounce you arrested. 126 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,941 Deputies? What are you, Deputies of the Stairwell? 127 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:03,146 Fort Hawthorne. 128 00:07:03,773 --> 00:07:06,207 There's a bounty on your head, my friend. 129 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:10,586 Pierce. 130 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,576 My forehead's not that big, right? 131 00:07:13,577 --> 00:07:15,638 - Mm. - It's not small. 132 00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:20,570 So you guys let Pierce boss you around 133 00:07:20,571 --> 00:07:21,813 in exchange for paint pellets? 134 00:07:21,990 --> 00:07:23,355 Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent 135 00:07:23,356 --> 00:07:24,353 in this game so far. 136 00:07:24,492 --> 00:07:25,582 He's created a safe zone 137 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:26,883 where people can rest, eat, and if necessary, 138 00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:28,362 pump their breast milk. 139 00:07:28,429 --> 00:07:29,913 Wow, that sounds very nice of him. 140 00:07:29,998 --> 00:07:31,648 Beats standing around with empty guns, 141 00:07:31,716 --> 00:07:33,566 waiting to get picked off by the Black Rider. 142 00:07:33,618 --> 00:07:35,669 Are you talking about the handsome blond cowboy 143 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:36,903 with the big guns? 144 00:07:36,971 --> 00:07:37,971 Is that guy a student? 145 00:07:38,039 --> 00:07:39,006 Who... Who is he? 146 00:07:39,073 --> 00:07:40,307 We just call him the Black Rider. 147 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:42,142 Okay, but he's not really riding anything. 148 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,944 Look, I don't name people, Annie. 149 00:07:44,012 --> 00:07:45,278 I'm a deputy. 150 00:07:45,346 --> 00:07:47,114 I deputize. 151 00:07:47,181 --> 00:07:49,149 You have to surrender your guns. 152 00:07:50,151 --> 00:07:51,459 And your drugs. 153 00:08:09,904 --> 00:08:11,638 Ah! 154 00:08:11,706 --> 00:08:13,790 My study group. 155 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:14,875 How long has it been? 156 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:16,676 - Five hours. - Too long. 157 00:08:16,744 --> 00:08:18,512 Welcome to Fort Hawthorne. 158 00:08:18,579 --> 00:08:20,814 How is this even possible? 159 00:08:20,882 --> 00:08:22,799 It began with a dream, Annie. 160 00:08:22,884 --> 00:08:25,585 A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. 161 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:28,020 I found that people were willing to roll bullets 162 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:28,889 under the door, 163 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:30,824 just for the right to take a dump. 164 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:32,309 By the way, for you guys, 165 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,072 taking a dump is on the house. 166 00:08:34,532 --> 00:08:38,117 Or if you prefer, relax and catch a show. 167 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:42,842 This is insane. 168 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,009 Don't worry, Jeff. 169 00:08:44,038 --> 00:08:47,180 I've also got someone more your speed. 170 00:08:48,409 --> 00:08:49,417 Because you're gay. 171 00:08:49,418 --> 00:08:50,685 All right, I think I've seen enough, 172 00:08:50,703 --> 00:08:53,088 and I'd like my gun back now. 173 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:55,540 Only Hawthorne personnel 174 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:57,607 can carry weapons inside, Jeffrey. 175 00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:59,409 All right, you got us here unarmed, 176 00:08:59,454 --> 00:09:00,420 at your mercy. 177 00:09:00,799 --> 00:09:01,576 What do you want? 178 00:09:01,577 --> 00:09:02,989 We'll discuss over dinner. 179 00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:04,004 You're famished. 180 00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:06,484 Tonight, we feast. 181 00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:12,200 Ah, the twinkies are wonderful tonight. 182 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,697 Give us some space, Miguel. 183 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,293 What if I told you guys I know where to find 184 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,098 enough ammo to end this cowardly hiding out, 185 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:26,258 and split the prize seven ways? 186 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:27,750 So send your goons to get it. 187 00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:28,919 Ah, they'd never bring it back. 188 00:09:29,183 --> 00:09:31,017 We trust each other. We're a study group. 189 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:32,852 That's pretty warm and fuzzy talk 190 00:09:32,904 --> 00:09:34,321 coming from you, Pierce. 191 00:09:34,372 --> 00:09:35,705 Mm-hmm, you've kind of acted like a villain this year. 192 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,407 - I have? - Well... 193 00:09:37,492 --> 00:09:39,238 - A little bit. - You guys. 194 00:09:39,906 --> 00:09:41,664 Pierce is reaching out. 195 00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:44,364 I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back 196 00:09:44,415 --> 00:09:46,550 for the guy that has Vicky dancing for twinkies. 197 00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:48,702 She's a dance major, Jeff. 198 00:09:48,769 --> 00:09:49,755 And she loves twinkies. 199 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,956 And if you ever took the time to get to know he... 200 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:53,614 Look. 201 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:56,371 Summer starts tomorrow. 202 00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:59,980 For you guys, it means pool parties, 203 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:03,450 dinners, one-night stands. 204 00:10:03,518 --> 00:10:05,886 For me... 205 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:09,990 It means counting down the days 'til next fall. 206 00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:13,360 Before we go, let me do this for you. 207 00:10:13,427 --> 00:10:16,613 Let me bring us victory. 208 00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:37,917 Fine. 209 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,067 Let's do it. 210 00:10:40,188 --> 00:10:41,121 To the study group. 211 00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:44,090 To the study group. 212 00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:46,926 More juice, Miguel. 213 00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:51,398 I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. 214 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:52,432 I need to pump. 215 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,467 Me, too. 216 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:55,802 You talking' about peeing, right? 217 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,118 - No. - Me, neither. 218 00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:58,871 Look, about Pierce. 219 00:10:58,948 --> 00:11:00,143 I feel bad. 220 00:11:00,144 --> 00:11:01,537 I shouldn't put so much effort into... 221 00:11:01,602 --> 00:11:03,936 It's okay. I just think... 222 00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:05,872 The study group is my family, you know? 223 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,471 And if we start picking and choosing... 224 00:11:07,472 --> 00:11:08,410 Where do we stop? 225 00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:10,342 I get it. 226 00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:11,685 You're a good kid. 227 00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:14,487 And I wanna do my part to help you stay that way. 228 00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:19,926 Benjamin Chang, 229 00:11:19,994 --> 00:11:22,101 for your betrayal of the Cheerleaders' Alliance, 230 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,022 I sentence you to pretendsies death. 231 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:25,872 Guys? 232 00:11:25,947 --> 00:11:27,022 You don't have to do this. 233 00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:28,835 I betrayed the math club for you. 234 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:29,969 - Ready... - Heather! 235 00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,705 I'm sorry I told Trish about Amber! 236 00:11:31,772 --> 00:11:34,024 - Aim... - Fire. 237 00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:40,013 - Holy crap. - Not cool, bitch. 238 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,415 Yeah, so you told me at last year's tryouts. 239 00:11:44,111 --> 00:11:45,134 Leave the guns. 240 00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:46,612 Whatev. 241 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:48,686 Who's there? 242 00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:49,412 Can I join you? 243 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,142 - No! - Okay. 244 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,067 Damn it, I'm out. Gimme your gun. 245 00:11:55,162 --> 00:11:57,013 All right, be careful. 246 00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:59,049 Cheerleaders rule! 247 00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,392 I'll take that. 248 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,170 Who are you? 249 00:12:14,782 --> 00:12:16,424 I'm the bad guy. 250 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,616 Stop trying to fluster me with your handsomeness. 251 00:12:20,617 --> 00:12:21,827 You're creepy. 252 00:12:22,286 --> 00:12:24,286 Then why is your chest getting all flushed? 253 00:12:25,169 --> 00:12:26,266 It's a rash. 254 00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:28,839 I'm allergic to beans. 255 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:30,515 Look, do you even go to school here? 256 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,650 Sorry, I get paid to shoot paintballs, honey. 257 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,033 Not the breeze. 258 00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:35,844 Lame. 259 00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,763 I'll hit you in the foot. 260 00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:39,643 Thank you. 261 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:48,064 You're dry, sugar. 262 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:51,602 Hey. 263 00:12:52,186 --> 00:12:53,687 Hey. 264 00:12:58,776 --> 00:13:00,610 I'll save you for last. 265 00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,579 You won't get the chance. 266 00:13:19,046 --> 00:13:20,930 You okay? 267 00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,098 I got a better look at him. 268 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:23,249 He's not that good-looking. 269 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,506 - Didn't he shoot you? - He tried. 270 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:26,892 He's a bad shot, too? 271 00:13:26,988 --> 00:13:27,860 Man, what does this guy 272 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:28,927 have going for him? 273 00:13:31,225 --> 00:13:34,187 Pierce loaded your gun with blanks. 274 00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:45,002 No, no, don't shoot! 275 00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:48,608 Why does this keep happening? 276 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,829 And what kind of ice cream company does this? 277 00:13:52,913 --> 00:13:54,280 Where's the paintball stuff from last year? 278 00:13:54,348 --> 00:13:55,039 I hid it 279 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,991 so the school doesn't get destroyed again. 280 00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:58,619 Too late. 281 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:00,353 Oh, hi, Jeff. 282 00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:02,122 We just ran into the Black Rider. 283 00:14:02,581 --> 00:14:04,527 Dean, if you want this game to end, 284 00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:06,556 we need firepower. 285 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,265 In there. 286 00:14:11,932 --> 00:14:14,067 The key's in my shorts. 287 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,704 I can get it out, I guess. 288 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,729 Now, this is more like it. 289 00:14:30,117 --> 00:14:31,517 Okay, Black Rider. 290 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:34,459 Now let's see who's attractive. 291 00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:38,091 Dude, you have a problem. 292 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,092 Whoa. 293 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:43,263 Oh, nice. 294 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,265 Whoa, where you going? 295 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:47,684 To have a conversation with Pierce. 296 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,141 She's pretty awesome today. 297 00:15:01,282 --> 00:15:02,232 What happened? 298 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:03,379 Black Rider. 299 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:04,888 He wiped out the whole fort. 300 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,405 Then why are you still here? 301 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,935 I can't go back out there. 302 00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,736 This is the only life I know. 303 00:15:10,788 --> 00:15:13,640 Annie? 304 00:15:13,707 --> 00:15:16,526 Is that you? 305 00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,132 - Do you get the ammo? - Yep 306 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:23,355 Hey! What are you doing? 307 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,190 Why was Jeff's gun loaded with blanks? 308 00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,502 Was it? 309 00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:29,593 Agh! Okay! 310 00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:34,456 Oh, coming out. 311 00:15:34,509 --> 00:15:35,778 Hey. 312 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:41,034 Oh, okay. 313 00:15:41,101 --> 00:15:42,201 I get it. 314 00:15:42,668 --> 00:15:44,059 So once again, I'm the bad guy. 315 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,054 Yes. 316 00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:47,775 Well, he got to win last year. 317 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,885 It's a game, Annie. It's just... 318 00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:50,817 Fine. 319 00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:53,122 It's a game. 320 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:55,530 Let's play. 321 00:15:59,329 --> 00:16:00,267 Put it in your holster. 322 00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,137 Come on, Annie. 323 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,933 You're my favorite. I don't wanna beat you. 324 00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:04,600 It's just that I don't want Jeff to be... 325 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:06,001 Put the gun in your holster, 326 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,560 and let's play the game. 327 00:16:08,242 --> 00:16:08,990 Right. 328 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:13,966 So you can shoot me and play without me. 329 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,224 That's this group's favorite thing. 330 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,663 We're always nice to you, Pierce. 331 00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:18,806 Wrong. 332 00:16:19,441 --> 00:16:20,876 Wrong! 333 00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:23,013 Three days ago, I walked in on you guys 334 00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:24,966 playing cards without me. 335 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,258 Three days ago! 336 00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,262 We weren't playing cards. 337 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,961 We were voting, and you weren't invited 338 00:16:29,962 --> 00:16:31,629 because we were voting about you. 339 00:16:32,597 --> 00:16:33,081 What? 340 00:16:33,082 --> 00:16:34,467 We were taking a vote... 341 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,519 On whether we'd invite you back to the group next year. 342 00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:45,515 Lucky for you, it had to be unanimous. 343 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:47,920 There was one holdout. 344 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,418 One red card. 345 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,433 Pick it up. 346 00:17:46,694 --> 00:17:48,528 Black Rider... 347 00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:51,164 It's Jeff Winger. 348 00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:53,633 I know you've heard of me by now. 349 00:17:55,193 --> 00:17:56,082 No. 350 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,362 He's lying. 351 00:17:58,356 --> 00:18:00,858 Look, if you're half the cool cowboy 352 00:18:00,859 --> 00:18:01,864 you pretend to be, 353 00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:02,949 you'll respect that we've got 354 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,661 a situation playing out here 355 00:18:04,712 --> 00:18:06,845 and let us be until it's settled. 356 00:18:07,778 --> 00:18:09,254 Sure thing. 357 00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:15,299 And once it's settled... 358 00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:17,533 I'm taking out everybody in this room. 359 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:18,181 Oh. 360 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,494 Starting with you, Mr. Insecure. 361 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:24,564 You think you're good-looking, but you're not. 362 00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:26,694 You're average. 363 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,632 You're just an average-looking guy 364 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,033 with a big chin. 365 00:18:53,278 --> 00:18:54,846 - What's going on? - He's faking it. 366 00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:55,842 No, something's wrong with him. 367 00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:56,732 No, no, it's fake. 368 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,680 Last week he did it 369 00:18:57,681 --> 00:18:59,215 to get out of letting me have a stick of gum. 370 00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:01,064 He's old, though. Could be real. 371 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:02,662 It's real. It is. 372 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,082 The Gurgling's a nice touch. 373 00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:06,798 You guys are terrible people. 374 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:08,970 - Ah, we warned you. - Buddy, are you all right? 375 00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:10,437 You want me to call 911? 376 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:11,506 Sucker! 377 00:19:11,837 --> 00:19:12,880 Son of a bich. 378 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:14,306 - Seriously? - Told you, dude. 379 00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,186 - I'm the best! - You're the worst. 380 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:17,494 I'm out of the group? 381 00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:19,585 You're out of mine! 382 00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:21,587 And I'm winning! 383 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:22,755 We've created a monster. 384 00:19:22,823 --> 00:19:24,857 Let's not give ourselves too much credit. 385 00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:26,092 I'm out. 386 00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:28,352 Some old guy pretended to have a heart attack. 387 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:29,784 Shot me in the gut. 388 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,900 I don't care. That's your problem. 389 00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:33,550 This school sucks. 390 00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:35,078 Well, then why do you go here? 391 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:36,568 I wouldn't go to this toilet 392 00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:37,924 with my big sister's toe. 393 00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:40,549 I take a class online. 394 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:41,872 I was paid to be here and win the game 395 00:19:41,873 --> 00:19:43,673 so my boss could keep his prize money. 396 00:19:44,326 --> 00:19:46,037 You work for the ice cream company? 397 00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,160 Sweetie, this thing is so much bigger 398 00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:49,652 than you can even imagine. 399 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:51,523 I'm outta here. 400 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,023 I got Coldplay tickets. 401 00:19:54,371 --> 00:19:55,688 Coldplay? 402 00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,223 Too late, bean allergy. 403 00:19:58,027 --> 00:19:59,610 You blew it. 404 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,245 Hello? 405 00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:04,463 Anybody? 406 00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:07,133 Does anyone have an alliance I can join? 407 00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,514 I'm really loyal. 408 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:20,680 Am I out? 409 00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:33,019 On your knees. 410 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,999 No Greendale student can be allowed 411 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,470 to win this game. 412 00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:41,641 Initiate plan B: Operation Total Invasion. 413 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,367 Greendale students, 414 00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:50,252 I understand you've unified, 415 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,971 and intend to draw this game out. 416 00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:57,209 Well, if it's a war you want, it's a war you shall lose. 417 00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:01,491 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. 418 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:05,584 - Are we the little rascals? - I was. 419 00:21:05,652 --> 00:21:08,053 I'm on your team! Stop shooting me! 420 00:21:08,121 --> 00:21:09,721 We're gonna lose this war, and this school! 421 00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:11,323 - Looks like this is it. - We're dying out here! 422 00:21:11,391 --> 00:21:12,524 I had a dream it would end this way. 423 00:21:12,592 --> 00:21:13,692 Once I'm gone, I'm gone. 424 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,810 Then I guess I'll see you in hell. 425 00:21:14,878 --> 00:21:17,027 That's just the tip of the iceberg.