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Dean! Dean!
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Don't shoot,
red-haired guy.
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Why not?
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Something's not right
about the game.
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We just took out a guy
who turned out to be
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a professional
paintball assassin.
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A professional?
Aah!
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That doesn't make sense.
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Why would someone
who gets paid to do things
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be at Greendale?
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No, no! I'm not playing!
I'm not playing!
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No, I'm the dean!
Stop shooting me!
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Hi, Pistol Patty.
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Did they take you hostage?
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Dean Spreck?
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Hello, Craig.
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City College.
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Now I understand everything.
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Now your whole evil plan
is clear as day.
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But if you need to explain it
to your men, I understand.
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It's simple, Craig.
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I posed as a fake
ice cream company,
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sponsored your
end-of-the-year picnic,
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and waved enough money
under your students' noses
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to provoke them
to destroy their own campus.
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Who hurt you, Steven?
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How could any dean be so mean?
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Oh, you haven't seen
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how mean this dean
can be...en.
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There's one!
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After him!
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Wait, did you say "bean"?
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Guys. Guys.
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City College is trying
to destroy Greendale,
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and they're an unstoppable juggle knob.
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- Juggernaut.
- Juggernaut.
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Which means if
we're gonna fight them,
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we have to form a school-wide
alliance of rebels.
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In other words, it seems
we've left the Western motif
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and are entering a more
of a Star Wars scenario.
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to form a faceless regime,
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how are we any better than them?
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You're the worst.
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Okay, she is just
saying that to fit in.
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The floor recognizes Magnitude.
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First off, pop, pop!
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And second,
Magnitude's a one-man party.
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A one-man party
can't be in an alliance.
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That's a paradox.
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- I agree to disagree.
- Easy, paradox.
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We're all on the same side.
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But hasn't the other side
already won?
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Their goal was to make us
trash the school.
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We trashed it.
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Yeah, but we still
might have a chance
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to hit 'em where it hurts.
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- Their balls?
- No.
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- Just below their balls?
- Their wallet, Leonard.
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- I think it's called a taint.
- Oh.
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Why do you think
they sent in a ringer to win?
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It must be because we're entitled
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to the prize they promised.
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100 Gs.
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Ooh, I could use that money.
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This is why
we have to agree right now
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that whoever wins,
we give the money to Greendale.
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To repair the damage
and save our school.
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Abed, tell him.
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Whatever, pal. I ain't in it
for your revolution.
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I'm in it for me.
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Wait, Abed, this was your idea.
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I know, but I'm calling dibs
on the Han Solo role
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before Jeff
slouches into it by default.
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Star-Burns,
I need that vest.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Give me the vest, Laser Breath.
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Before our conversation gets nasty.
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Question.
How long is the game gonna last?
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'Cause Andre's
home with the baby...
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Damn it, Shirley.
Forget your newborn child
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and think about
the people that need you.
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I can't afford to lose
a single soldier.
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- What?
- Oh, now you're the leader?
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I don't see you stepping up.
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I don't step up
to being leader, Troy.
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I reluctantly accept it
when it's thrust upon me.
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Oh, Jeff.
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Oh, my God.
What is that?
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Magnitude!
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Pop...
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P...
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Pop what?
Pop what?
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What is he trying to say?
Pop what, Magnitude?
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Can you hear me?
Who is this?
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Oh, that's Jeff Winger.
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You are in trouble now.
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Jeffrey, it's your friend the dean.
I'm safe!
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I can hear you,
Mr. Winger.
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This is City College's
dean Spreck.
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Hey, Spreck, you cheat.
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You can't spray people
with paint by remote.
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And you can't have
City College students
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in a Greendale game.
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All my men have been registered
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at Greendale for weeks.
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As for rules,
they're clearly defined
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in your school's agreement
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with my fake ice cream company.
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If you get paint on you,
you're out.
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Well, I'm glad to see
there's paperwork involved,
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because we are going to win,
and you are gonna pay.
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Yay! Go,
Jeff Winger study group!
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Those guys are ballers, yo.
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I hope you like getting balled.
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Sir, this guy tried to charge us
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three paint balls
to use the bathroom.
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We were gonna shoot him,
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but tell him what you told us.
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Don't shoot me.
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Great.
Now shoot him.
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Sure, shoot me.
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You'd certainly be doing
Jeff Winger a big favor.
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Greendale human beings,
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it is now clear
that we have no choice
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but to team up
and defeat City College.
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I also have no choice
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but to accept the role
thrust upon me.
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And what role would that be?
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No time to squabble, Troy.
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"For Greendale" on three.
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One, two...
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Jeff, every second counts.
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"For Greendale" on two.
One...
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Guys.
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- For Greendale!
- For Greendale!
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Greendale students...
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I understand you've unified,
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and intend to draw this game out.
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Well, if it's a war you want,
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it's a war you will lose.
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City College is stronger, faster.
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Our sperm counts are higher.
Even in our women.
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Resistance is as pointless
as your degrees.
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Honestly, ask yourself,
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what does "liberal arts"
even mean?
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Look, "Welcome to Greendale.
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You're already accepted."
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Losers.
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What the hell?!
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- Welcome to Greendale.
- You're already dead.
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Jackpot.
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Shirley, you keep watch
while we get these.
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Here.
Help me with this.
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Sure thing, your worship.
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Abed!
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Stop trying to be Han Solo.
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It's making me
embarrassed for you.
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Come on.
Admit it. You like it.
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I like having conversations
with adults.
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Playing Star Wars
is worn out and immature.
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You like me because I'm immature.
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There's not enough
immaturity in your life.
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I hope I don't
get shot waiting out here.
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I'd hate to go home to my babies.
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So reconnaissance indicates
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the key to City College's
strategy is
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the gatling gun inside
the ice cream truck,
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which we will charge on masse,
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overwhelming their defenses,
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and taking that gun
for ourselves.
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Well, that's not how
I would proceed.
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Troy, do you happen
to have a better plan?
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I do happen, Jeff.
I happen very much.
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We'll use sneak attacks
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to draw their patrol
to the library,
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where one of us
will pull the fire alarm,
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activating the sprinklers,
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which I will have rigged
using my super plumbing skills
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to shower everything
in the building with paint.
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Paint in sprinklers?
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- Are we the little rascals?
- I was.
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Have you heard your plan?
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You want to charge a machine gun.
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I've got something to say.
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I don't take orders from girls.
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Because they don't talk to me.
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Watch it, Quasar face.
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Annie's a good kid
and a better shot.
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So listen up,
or you'll be floating home.
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Thank you, Abed.
Sorry.
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Han.
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Okay, I think we should
split the troops in half
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and carry out both plans
simultaneously.
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Troy, your plan will lure people
off the ice cream truck,
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allowing Jeff's troops
to take the stronghold.
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You're welcome.
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I'm so glad
that we didn't shoot you.
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Now we have
the tactical advantage
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of knowing that Jeff Winger
wants to be a ballerina,
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and that his Achilles heel
is...wieners.
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That's just
the tip of the iceberg.
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For one more pudding,
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I'll tell you why
he's jealous of me.
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And you say that they kicked
you out of their study group
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- after two years?
- Yeah.
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What took them so long?
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Hey, thanks for sticking up
for me back there.
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This group gets so tangled
in each other's feelings,
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you're kind of a hero
for standing outside of it.
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Yeah, well, heroes are great,
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but I'll take a blaster
every time.
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Anyway,
just wanted to let you know.
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I don't think you're immature.
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I think you're great.
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For a no-good,
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laser-faced,
jabba scoundrel.
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You're good, kid.
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Don't get cocky.
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Hey!
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They're right on our tail.
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Operation "Troy's Awesome Plan"
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is living up to its name.
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Yeah, good for you.
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Looks like they're
taking Troy's bait.
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Squad "B" commencing
operation "Actual Operation."
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Everyone look alive.
Leonard, good enough.
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Greendale, it's been a pleasure
fighting with you.
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Some of us won't make it.
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But there is a place where we
will all see each other again,
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- and that place is Denny's.
- Which Denny's?
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We'll figure it out
later, Leonard.
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The one near the 15 exit?
I'm banned from there.
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Well, then I guess
I'll see you in hell.
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Then let's kick some taint.
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Okay. On my count.
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One.
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Two!
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Vicki!
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Alright.
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Go go go!
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Lock the door.
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All right. Shirley, you have
the most important job, okay?
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Yeah, yeah, pull the fire alarm.
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Can we move this along?
I'm missing CSI.
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Enemy soldiers are incoming.
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I need everyone to evacuate
through the air vent.
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Garrett!
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I may be stuck in this vent.
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It is too early to tell.
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I think our only choice
is to try and shoot our way out.
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Right. Commence operation
"Troy's Awesome Leadership
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Is Never in Doubt".
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That gun's too powerful.
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I'm scared.
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Quendra with a Q-U,
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they can kill most of us,
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but as long as nobody gives up,
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somebody will make it through.
Do you understand?
262
00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:27,164
Yes.
263
00:11:28,232 --> 00:11:30,033
Charge!
264
00:11:31,869 --> 00:11:34,204
Well, I'm out. We lost.
265
00:11:34,272 --> 00:11:35,372
See you at Denny's?
266
00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:37,274
Denny's is for winners.
267
00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:56,282
Leonard, we're losing.
268
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,151
Britta, I've been in
a few real wars,
269
00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:01,221
but this one is actually
the most terrifying.
270
00:12:01,823 --> 00:12:03,591
Guys, we're dying out here.
271
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:05,259
Well, we're dying too!
272
00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:08,329
They've trapped us in a dead end.
273
00:12:08,397 --> 00:12:09,864
Hey, kid.
274
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:12,166
Someone's got to make it
out of here alive.
275
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:30,584
I had a dream
it would end this way.
276
00:12:35,257 --> 00:12:37,591
Shirley, nobody's making it
out of the library.
277
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:38,659
Pull the alarm.
278
00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:42,796
Britta, are you alive?
Britta? Britta?
279
00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:45,866
Oh, hell.
280
00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:47,468
Someone's got to win this.
281
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:56,343
I'm out.
282
00:12:56,411 --> 00:12:58,079
Me too.
283
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:04,118
Looks like this is it.
284
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:05,986
Will you still be Han Solo
after we die?
285
00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:06,987
'Fraid not, doll.
286
00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:09,023
Once I'm gone, I'm gone.
287
00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:12,426
Oh. Okay.
288
00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:20,525
Oh, got to do everything myself.
289
00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:50,263
We're all dead.
All of us.
290
00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:51,637
Paint raining from the sky.
291
00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:53,522
Everyone in the library is dead.
292
00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:55,058
Damn it.
293
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,796
Kill him.
294
00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:02,231
Yes, sir.
295
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:10,239
It's my h-heart.
296
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,043
Hey, buddy, you okay?
297
00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:18,247
Cool.
298
00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:25,236
Eat paint, you storm-troopin',
299
00:14:25,237 --> 00:14:28,147
City College knob gobblers.
300
00:14:29,059 --> 00:14:30,226
Oh!
301
00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,661
You're it, kid.
302
00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,215
Shirley.
303
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,326
What are we supposed to do?
304
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,861
How 'bout we save
this school's ass?
305
00:14:57,754 --> 00:14:59,255
Deal.
306
00:15:01,424 --> 00:15:03,293
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
307
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:31,803
- That's it.
- Is that it?
308
00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:32,894
- I think that's it.
- That's it?
309
00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:34,429
- We win!
- We win!
310
00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:35,897
Oh, we win!
311
00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:38,519
Jeffrey!
312
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:46,219
We win! We win! Yes!
313
00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,721
All right! We did it!
314
00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:55,121
Who are you?
315
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,023
Your mother's lover.
316
00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:59,959
- What?
- What?
317
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,027
I win!
318
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,603
You owe me 100 Gs.
319
00:16:09,932 --> 00:16:12,434
And you can make the check out...
320
00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:14,360
to Greendale.
321
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,242
Human beings!
Human beings!
322
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,945
Human beings! Human beings!
323
00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:27,506
Human beings!
Human beings!
324
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:41,880
- Okay.
- There it is.
325
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,057
Final meeting of the semester
now in session.
326
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,280
Final order of business...
327
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,229
Pick a class we can all
take in the fall.
328
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,398
We could just take Anthro 201.
329
00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,284
Too risky. Sequels are almost
always disappointing.
330
00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:55,064
Since when are you in favor
of playing it safe, Han?
331
00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:56,907
Cool down, Annie.
332
00:16:56,908 --> 00:16:59,010
I was only Han Solo
because the context demanded it.
333
00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,615
But here...
334
00:17:04,076 --> 00:17:05,812
Oh. Star-Burns.
335
00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:07,665
Yeah, he uses some kind
of crystal instead of deodorant.
336
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,500
Guys, I know exactly
what we should do.
337
00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:13,171
We should see what Troy
thinks we should do.
338
00:17:13,238 --> 00:17:14,639
Had some good ideas today.
339
00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:16,876
Thanks, man.
340
00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:21,967
Okay. I've given this
a lot of thought,
341
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:25,337
and I've decided
we should sleep on it.
342
00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:28,407
Just came back
for my day planner.
343
00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:29,978
Pretend I'm not even here.
344
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,380
You guys are great at that.
345
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:34,983
Come on, Pierce. We all know
this is no "day planner".
346
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,118
Here it is.
347
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,552
Now, if you'll excuse me,
348
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,588
it appears I'm running late
to drink a bottle of wine
349
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:40,589
in my bathing suit.
350
00:17:40,657 --> 00:17:42,928
Pierce, wait.
351
00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:50,866
You know, I've been coming
to this school for 12 years.
352
00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:53,268
I've never been friends
with anyone here
353
00:17:53,336 --> 00:17:55,871
more than a semester.
354
00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:58,840
Probably for the same reason
I've been married seven times.
355
00:17:58,908 --> 00:18:02,611
I guess I assume eventually
I'll be rejected,
356
00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:06,214
so I, you know,
test people, push them,
357
00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:08,917
until they prove me right.
358
00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:10,519
It's a sickness.
I admit it.
359
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,989
But this place
has always accepted me,
360
00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:15,090
sickness and all.
361
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:17,526
This place accepted all of you.
362
00:18:17,593 --> 00:18:19,294
Sickness and all.
363
00:18:19,362 --> 00:18:21,930
It's worth thinking about.
364
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:23,832
Um, I think we have
thought about it, Pierce,
365
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,134
and you're right.
366
00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:28,070
And we were just picking a class
367
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:31,473
we could all be in this fall.
368
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:34,176
And we'd love for you to join us.
369
00:18:36,779 --> 00:18:38,013
No, thanks.
370
00:18:38,081 --> 00:18:39,614
I'm done with you guys.
371
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:40,983
I like this school,
372
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,185
but I'm done
with whatever you call this.
373
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,356
Adios.
374
00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:49,224
- He was my ride.
- I'm going after him.
375
00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:50,659
No, he's just acting out.
376
00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:52,761
I've seen this behavior before.
377
00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:54,596
In cats.
378
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:57,099
- My... my cats.
- It's true.
379
00:18:57,166 --> 00:19:01,698
And now he'll come
slinking back in five,
380
00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:06,174
four, three, two...
381
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:39,602
And then
one of the storm troopers
382
00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,314
shot the others,
and it was Pierce.
383
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:44,453
And we won.
We saved Greendale.
384
00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:46,731
- Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun.
- Yep.
385
00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:48,319
Honestly, I don't know how
we're gonna top it next year.
386
00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,540
Oh, I got a pitch.
Why use guns?
387
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,577
Take a hose and spray
the whole school with paint.
388
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:54,327
- Every inch of it.
- Actually, we kind of did that.
389
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:55,356
Haven't you been to the library?
390
00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:57,154
- I'm working my way there.
- Mm.
391
00:20:00,771 --> 00:20:02,409
Oh, you can just
put that anywhere.
392
00:20:08,096 --> 00:20:09,626
Doing anything fun
for the summer?
393
00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:11,905
- No plans.
- Cool.
394
00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:14,034
Cool, cool, cool.
395
00:20:14,154 --> 00:20:15,387
Slippery.