1 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,237 Should get him to put another egg in it. 2 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:56,335 Roger. 3 00:00:56,448 --> 00:00:58,313 Darling, one egg is good. Two eggs are better. 4 00:00:59,584 --> 00:01:01,484 Tell the, uh, lieutenant, please, 5 00:01:01,586 --> 00:01:04,612 that things are getting a little dry around Hill 29. 6 00:01:04,722 --> 00:01:05,620 Am I wrong? 7 00:01:05,723 --> 00:01:07,247 All clear in No Man's Land. 8 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:08,256 Betty? 9 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:11,055 Roger, you've expressed your desire for another drink. 10 00:01:11,162 --> 00:01:12,629 No need to take the orders. 11 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:13,754 Right away, sir. 12 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:14,763 Wine list, 13 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:18,597 and I'll have another one of these while I'm waiting for the list. 14 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,193 Another egg. 15 00:01:20,305 --> 00:01:21,863 Well, I am having fried chicken. 16 00:01:21,973 --> 00:01:23,770 As long as the egg comes first. 17 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,275 My nanny, Belva, made fried chicken. 18 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,937 I used to take it to school wrapped in wax paper. 19 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,605 His sweet Belvedere. 20 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,012 He really loved that woman. 21 00:01:32,117 --> 00:01:34,108 Had another nanny originally. German girl. 22 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,915 Round face, enormous bosom. 23 00:01:37,021 --> 00:01:39,581 My parents got rid of her after the Lindbergh baby. 24 00:01:39,691 --> 00:01:41,249 We thought about getting a nanny. 25 00:01:41,359 --> 00:01:43,054 We have a girl that comes in 26 00:01:43,161 --> 00:01:46,289 who's sort of a housekeeper and sometimes babysitter. 27 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:50,458 I'd let her take the children to play group, sometimes the park. 28 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,626 Belva raised me. 29 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:52,998 I turned out just fine. 30 00:01:53,104 --> 00:01:55,834 Didn't have to go to a psychiatrist like some people's kids. 31 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,532 Oh, what's the big deal? 32 00:01:57,642 --> 00:02:00,702 Margaret is practically the last girl in our building to go. 33 00:02:00,812 --> 00:02:03,110 16 years old, wouldn't get out of bed. 34 00:02:03,214 --> 00:02:07,082 I tell you, I cannot wait until that girl is another man's problem. 35 00:02:07,185 --> 00:02:08,277 What about you, Don? 36 00:02:08,386 --> 00:02:10,718 Did you have a nanny? 37 00:02:10,822 --> 00:02:12,517 I can't tell you about my childhood. 38 00:02:12,624 --> 00:02:14,615 It would ruin the first half of my novel. 39 00:02:14,726 --> 00:02:16,785 Don doesn't like to talk about himself. 40 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,362 I know better than to ask. 41 00:02:18,463 --> 00:02:20,488 An ad man who doesn't like to talk about himself? 42 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:21,963 I think I may cry. 43 00:02:22,066 --> 00:02:24,762 It's not that interesting a story. 44 00:02:24,869 --> 00:02:27,963 Just think of me as Moses. 45 00:02:28,072 --> 00:02:29,903 I was a baby in a basket. 46 00:02:30,008 --> 00:02:34,138 To Moses and Don Draper: A couple of princes. 47 00:02:37,148 --> 00:02:39,673 If the gentlemen will be patient. 48 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,149 I'll join you. 49 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:54,425 I think I may know more about your wife than I do about my own. 50 00:02:54,532 --> 00:02:56,295 Maybe your wife is just a better drinker. 51 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:58,096 Entirely possible. 52 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:14,111 Mona, could you help me here? 53 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:17,450 I seem to have grown a set of thumbs. 54 00:03:17,555 --> 00:03:20,524 Do you ever have that when your hands go numb? 55 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:24,553 You want me to touch you up? 56 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,994 Yeah, I think you'll have to. 57 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:31,230 Look at those lips. 58 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:35,534 I'll bet it's not hard for you to hold on to a man like that. 59 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,107 Don't smile. It'll make it harder. 60 00:03:41,112 --> 00:03:44,809 It's hard to hold on to anything right now with the... children 61 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:46,679 and running the house and... 62 00:03:46,784 --> 00:03:47,944 I don't know if I told you, 63 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:51,488 but my m-mother died two, three months ago. 64 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:54,452 I'm sorry. 65 00:03:54,559 --> 00:03:58,017 There are other ladies waiting to use the mirror. 66 00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:09,002 Those purses get any smaller, we're gonna starve. 67 00:04:15,079 --> 00:04:17,946 I love seeing you like that. 68 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,018 Well, you were sitting on my good side. 69 00:04:21,119 --> 00:04:25,920 No. I mean, the way other people see you. 70 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:28,618 When you're with strangers, you know exactly what you want. 71 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,287 Well, I like to think I always know what I want. 72 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,127 Slow down. 73 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,201 I'll have to put that in my diary: 74 00:04:37,302 --> 00:04:40,271 Lobster Newburg and gimlets should get a divorce. 75 00:04:40,371 --> 00:04:42,771 They're not getting along very well. 76 00:04:42,874 --> 00:04:44,569 Once you rounded the corner on number two, 77 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:46,473 I took it for a case of nerves. 78 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:49,512 He's your boss. 79 00:04:49,614 --> 00:04:52,048 He likes you. 80 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:55,586 Toots Shor means he likes me. 81 00:04:55,687 --> 00:04:57,518 When he gets us to the Four Seasons, 82 00:04:57,622 --> 00:04:59,715 then we'll know he trusts me. 83 00:04:59,824 --> 00:05:02,691 Hmm. He seemed very forthcoming. 84 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:05,820 Yeah. When he's stoned on martinis. 85 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,125 I don't know. 86 00:05:08,232 --> 00:05:10,291 It all seemed like an invitation to you 87 00:05:10,401 --> 00:05:13,859 to con... confide. 88 00:05:13,971 --> 00:05:16,303 Well, maybe it's just manners, 89 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:19,774 but I was raised to see it as a sin of pride 90 00:05:19,877 --> 00:05:22,402 to go on like that about yourself. 91 00:05:22,513 --> 00:05:24,504 You're so reverent. 92 00:05:37,995 --> 00:05:40,156 Did you have a nanny? 93 00:05:40,264 --> 00:05:41,754 I've never asked you that. 94 00:05:41,866 --> 00:05:45,199 Why? What difference does it make? 95 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,828 I don't know. We've never talked about it. 96 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,468 Did you? 97 00:05:53,211 --> 00:05:54,701 No, of course not. 98 00:05:56,247 --> 00:06:00,946 So your mother and father are responsible for all this? 99 00:06:01,052 --> 00:06:03,418 I'll have to thank them someday. 100 00:06:03,521 --> 00:06:05,352 Jesus, Bets. 101 00:06:05,456 --> 00:06:10,553 It's like politics, religion, or sex. 102 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,458 Why talk about it? 103 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,592 I see your point. 104 00:06:44,395 --> 00:06:46,090 Who is in there? 105 00:06:55,773 --> 00:06:59,368 Peggy, next step is accessories. 106 00:06:59,477 --> 00:07:03,607 $35 a week, minus 6.75 for FICA. 107 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,874 Can you believe it? 108 00:07:04,982 --> 00:07:08,008 Maybe it's the fumes from the rubber cement on that envelope, 109 00:07:08,119 --> 00:07:10,087 but there's nothing to be happy about here, 110 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:12,952 although you never forget your first. 111 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:16,458 For two weeks I've been telling people I have a job in Manhattan. 112 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,155 Look at you. You're indomitable. 113 00:07:19,263 --> 00:07:22,061 You'd never know you were the very bottom of the food chain. 114 00:07:23,835 --> 00:07:26,861 Bridget? Are you okay? 115 00:07:31,943 --> 00:07:34,275 Thanks to the Precision Valve Corporation, 116 00:07:34,378 --> 00:07:35,572 for the next 18 months, 117 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,446 Gillette is the only company on Earth that can spray deodorant out of a can. 118 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,644 Modern deodorant for a modern man. 119 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:45,085 He prefers jet travel to train travel, 120 00:07:45,189 --> 00:07:46,781 vodka to Scotch, 121 00:07:46,891 --> 00:07:49,985 and he likes to get his news from the radio, not the paper. 122 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,152 Harold Hill, give it a rest. 123 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,355 "Do not puncture or incinerate. " 124 00:07:53,464 --> 00:07:54,726 Sounds dangerous. 125 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,732 Hey, I got a dud. 126 00:08:01,973 --> 00:08:03,804 How is it a guy as big as you, Ken, 127 00:08:03,908 --> 00:08:05,739 has no basketball skills? 128 00:08:05,843 --> 00:08:08,607 I'm sure more research is needed. 129 00:08:09,847 --> 00:08:11,872 We should try it out. 130 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:13,678 Who smells bad in here? 131 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:16,650 Oh, no. Come on. 132 00:08:16,754 --> 00:08:18,381 - Come on, Kenny. - Knock it off! 133 00:08:18,489 --> 00:08:19,979 Just pretend it's prom night. 134 00:08:20,091 --> 00:08:21,217 You can be the girl. 135 00:08:21,325 --> 00:08:22,223 Stop! 136 00:08:22,326 --> 00:08:23,258 Engage rockets. 137 00:08:23,361 --> 00:08:24,259 All right, close your eyes. 138 00:08:27,598 --> 00:08:29,589 Mr. Draper, I was buzzing you. 139 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,429 Mr. Cooper is waiting. 140 00:08:33,004 --> 00:08:34,699 I always thought it was Sterling 141 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:37,797 who was responsible for the Navy attitude around this place. 142 00:08:37,909 --> 00:08:38,933 Brassiere account. 143 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:42,035 Just figured out we can't sell them to men. 144 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:45,912 So much yarn, so little time. 145 00:08:51,355 --> 00:08:54,290 So Roger mentioned this Nixon thing. 146 00:08:54,392 --> 00:08:55,654 Yeah, he mentioned it. 147 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,125 I just assumed it went away. 148 00:08:57,228 --> 00:08:58,991 It didn't. 149 00:08:59,096 --> 00:09:01,530 Last I read, Nixon was running without an agency. 150 00:09:01,632 --> 00:09:03,293 Make no mistake, we know better 151 00:09:03,401 --> 00:09:06,802 what Dick Nixon needs better than Dick Nixon. 152 00:09:06,904 --> 00:09:08,428 What does Dick Nixon think he needs? 153 00:09:08,539 --> 00:09:10,803 What he already has: Ted Rogers, 154 00:09:10,908 --> 00:09:13,240 the brains behind that Checkers broadcast. 155 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,470 See the problem? 156 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:16,171 He dodged a financial scandal 157 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,646 by standing with his wife and begging for his dog. 158 00:09:18,749 --> 00:09:20,046 An admission wrapped in a distraction. 159 00:09:20,151 --> 00:09:21,311 I'd say they know what they're doing. 160 00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:22,511 Dogs are winners. 161 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,746 Well, they think they're set without us. 162 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,515 Why chase a girl who doesn't want to get caught? 163 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:27,147 You have a problem with Nixon? 164 00:09:27,258 --> 00:09:28,384 I don't vote. 165 00:09:28,492 --> 00:09:30,790 Hear, hear. 166 00:09:30,895 --> 00:09:32,021 But politics aside, 167 00:09:32,129 --> 00:09:33,824 these last eight years have been good to us 168 00:09:33,931 --> 00:09:35,899 because they've been good to Proctor & Gamble 169 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,764 and The United Fruit Company, et cetera. 170 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,268 So whether Dick Nixon likes it or not... 171 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:44,705 We will give our people what they want, agreed? 172 00:09:44,809 --> 00:09:46,572 I said cut it out! 173 00:09:46,677 --> 00:09:47,735 Be my pleasure. 174 00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:49,437 Goodie. 175 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:52,981 Assemble a team. 176 00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:54,483 Start files on contenders: 177 00:09:54,585 --> 00:09:55,643 Symington, Kennedy... 178 00:09:55,753 --> 00:09:59,621 Who knows? Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt will throw her feedbag into the ring. 179 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,055 Don, you still on for lunch? 180 00:10:02,126 --> 00:10:03,093 No. 181 00:10:08,099 --> 00:10:10,397 Don't tell me that's lunch. 182 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:12,435 I've got a lot of work to catch up on. 183 00:10:12,536 --> 00:10:13,560 I do that sometimes. 184 00:10:13,671 --> 00:10:15,434 Saunter over to the pie cart. 185 00:10:15,539 --> 00:10:17,507 Egg salad and the worst cup of coffee in the world. 186 00:10:17,608 --> 00:10:18,506 35 cents. 187 00:10:18,609 --> 00:10:20,474 I've been meaning to try it. 188 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,274 It's okay if you like ptomaine poisoning. 189 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,678 Well, toodle-oo. 190 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,312 Secretary 1, copywriter 0. 191 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,390 It wasn't that. 192 00:10:33,491 --> 00:10:36,483 I bring my lunch at least until after the first of the month. 193 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,152 Get your things. 194 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,992 That sandwich is making me sad. 195 00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:47,301 It's a postcard from Campbell on his honeymoon. 196 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:48,838 Niagara Falls. 197 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,635 "Greetings from the wettest place on earth. " 198 00:10:53,377 --> 00:10:54,742 I say we skip lunch altogether 199 00:10:54,845 --> 00:10:57,871 and try on those narrow sweater sets I saw at Lord and Taylor. 200 00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,711 Do you want me to sit outside the dressing room 201 00:10:59,817 --> 00:11:01,375 and hold your purse? 202 00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:04,010 What he's trying to say is can we buy you lunch? 203 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,089 Oh. I don't know. 204 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,555 We hadn't planned on eating. 205 00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:08,682 Come on, three on two. 206 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,987 I know you all like being outnumbered. 207 00:11:10,094 --> 00:11:11,561 That's two on two. I'm married. 208 00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,563 You still have to eat lunch. 209 00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:16,724 What do you say? Change of plans? 210 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,233 They do smell nice. 211 00:11:19,503 --> 00:11:20,401 What's that? 212 00:11:20,504 --> 00:11:22,199 Postcard from Pete Campbell. 213 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,705 He's on a honeymoon, right? 214 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:24,797 Niagara Falls. 215 00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:27,241 He hasn't, uh, left the room, apparently. 216 00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:35,018 Shall we? 217 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:45,553 So, Pegs, you part of our nation's military industrial 218 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,756 boyfriend-girlfriend complex? 219 00:11:47,865 --> 00:11:48,854 Excuse me? 220 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:52,402 He wants to know are you, uh, taken, are you kept, or merely browsing? 221 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,561 She's browsing. 222 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,899 And like most of us, 223 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,439 she's disappointed with the selection of merchandise. 224 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:00,802 Perhaps I can interest you in a 42 long? 225 00:12:00,911 --> 00:12:02,037 That's not his suit size. 226 00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,048 She blushes. 227 00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:06,173 No, I don't. 228 00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:10,811 Maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but, uh, you are the subject of much debate. 229 00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:12,013 Money riding on the outcome. 230 00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,181 Money for me? 231 00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,383 Now there's even a third possibility: 232 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:16,653 Paying you. 233 00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:19,995 We should be getting back. 234 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:21,257 I'll get the check. 235 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,390 My goodness. Thank you for lunch, boys. 236 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,435 Yes. Thank you. 237 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:30,573 Take the rest of the afternoon off. 238 00:12:30,674 --> 00:12:35,236 We could... go to the zoo, see what the animals are up to. 239 00:12:37,348 --> 00:12:38,975 I should get back to work. 240 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,550 Or shopping. 241 00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:44,549 Guess I don't see any money changing hands, Kenny. 242 00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:45,553 You'll see. 243 00:12:45,656 --> 00:12:48,022 My persistence is my charm. 244 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,558 That was delicious. 245 00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,095 You enjoy yourself with the Hitler Youth? 246 00:12:57,201 --> 00:12:59,294 Oh. Well, it was kind of last-minute. 247 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,837 Easy. See that Draper takes a look at this. 248 00:13:01,939 --> 00:13:03,201 Certainly. 249 00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:05,870 You can look, too. 250 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:15,279 Three of the last PTA presidents are from the kindergarten class. 251 00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:17,354 I say you go in there and lay some groundwork. 252 00:13:17,454 --> 00:13:20,480 I will not have Marilyn Kechner dictate the agenda. 253 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,786 The woman is obsessed with nutrition, 254 00:13:22,893 --> 00:13:24,554 although you wouldn't know it to look at her. 255 00:13:24,662 --> 00:13:27,028 Francine, you're terrible. 256 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:30,157 Ooh. I ran into Juanita Cabot at square dancing, 257 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,168 and I found out who's moving into that little Dutch Colonial down the street. 258 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,396 Who? 259 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,666 Her name is Helen Bishop. 260 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,241 Is she an old lady? 261 00:13:38,342 --> 00:13:39,639 Divorced. 262 00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:42,041 Really? 263 00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:44,637 9- year-old boy and a baby. 264 00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:46,581 That's awful. 265 00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:47,582 I know. 266 00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:48,709 All on her own? 267 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,912 I know. 268 00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:55,515 Can you imagine worrying about money at this point in our lives? 269 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,526 Well, obviously, that's not the worst of it. 270 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,960 No. 271 00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:01,725 No, it isn't. 272 00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:04,062 It is too quiet in there. 273 00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:05,066 Ernie? 274 00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:06,067 Sally? 275 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,229 We're playing spaceman. 276 00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:12,238 Sally Draper, come over here this minute. 277 00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:18,476 If the clothes from that dry cleaning bag are on the floor of my closet, 278 00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:20,709 you're going to be a very sorry young lady. 279 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:26,087 Make sure your brother hasn't climbed out of the play yard. 280 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,387 Juanita thinks it might be bad for real estate values in Chilmark. 281 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,051 One divorcée? 282 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,454 Oh, my God. 283 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,682 Are you okay? 284 00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:08,551 What's that? 285 00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:09,591 What? 286 00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,354 That. 287 00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:13,828 That's a television. 288 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,523 Since when do you have a television? 289 00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:19,625 I don't know. I think it's been about ten days. 290 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,399 It's been so amazing, I sort of lost track. 291 00:16:22,506 --> 00:16:23,973 I seem to remember a woman 292 00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:26,338 wasting a good piece of a beautiful afternoon 293 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,343 reciting this diatribe against television 294 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:32,176 that should have ended with her banging her shoe on the table. 295 00:16:34,051 --> 00:16:37,748 Don, darling, if you want to ask the question, just ask it. 296 00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:39,322 Where'd you get the TV? 297 00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:41,687 I got it. 298 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,282 Same place you got that wig? 299 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,259 Someone gave it to me. 300 00:16:47,097 --> 00:16:48,758 And you took it? 301 00:16:48,866 --> 00:16:51,562 Have you seen this thing called People Are Funny? 302 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,006 Jesus. 303 00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:57,767 Oh, Jesus, Don. 304 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:05,871 Hey! 305 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,245 All better? 306 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:10,784 Yes. 307 00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:20,590 How about a hot dog? 308 00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:24,264 Sit at your places. Come on. 309 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,648 Daddy! 310 00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,048 We went to the hospital. 311 00:17:42,152 --> 00:17:43,983 We got lollipops. 312 00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:50,325 They're fine, Don. 313 00:17:52,296 --> 00:17:53,263 What about you? 314 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,196 A little sore. 315 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,665 A little embarrassed. 316 00:17:57,768 --> 00:17:59,895 Sorry they couldn't get a hold of me. 317 00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:03,166 We had to carry Freddie Rumson out of Ritazzi's. 318 00:18:03,273 --> 00:18:05,173 There was nothing you could have done. 319 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,706 Daddy, use a fork. 320 00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,885 How's the car? 321 00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:17,112 Not bad. 322 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,452 Uh, thank God I was only going 25 tops. 323 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,956 I hate the way you drive, you know. 324 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,856 I'm finished. 325 00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:25,895 Can I go watch Shirley Temple's Storybook? 326 00:18:25,996 --> 00:18:27,486 Yes, both of you. 327 00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:37,471 So what happened? 328 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,701 I don't know, really. 329 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:43,541 It... It all happened so fast. 330 00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:46,711 What, 20 miles an hour? 331 00:18:46,817 --> 00:18:48,444 That's not that fast. 332 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,578 It's stupid. 333 00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:53,383 Was it Sally playing with the radio again? 334 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,821 - I've warned her. - No, she was fine. 335 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,291 She was just sitting there. No. 336 00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:02,056 It was my hands. It happened again. 337 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,265 Jesus. 338 00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:11,470 Betty, you have to get this taken care of. 339 00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:14,043 That Dr. Patterson is not thorough. 340 00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:15,702 I swear, when we walked down Park Avenue, 341 00:19:15,812 --> 00:19:16,710 I could hear the quacking. 342 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,110 I know. You've said that. 343 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,445 This doctor was nice. 344 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,678 He was older, actually. 345 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,276 He's from Rochester. 346 00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:26,356 He has two children. They're 10 years apart. 347 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,321 Okay, you've given me his credentials. 348 00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:30,052 What did he say? 349 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,493 Well, he said I could go to New York and run the dye tests, 350 00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:37,431 and I said that I already had and that the results were negative, 351 00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,399 and he even called Dr. Patterson. 352 00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:42,834 So? 353 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:48,845 They said there was nothing physically wrong with me. 354 00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,538 Then I t-told him what happened, 355 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,276 and he said that I should see a psychiatrist. 356 00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,485 Doctors must love 357 00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,890 that they now have an answer for "I don't know what's wrong. " 358 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,552 He said it could be a nervous condition. 359 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,653 Nervous about what, driving? 360 00:20:07,764 --> 00:20:09,561 So we'll go down to the Grand Union parking lot. 361 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,690 We'll practice your 10 and 2. 362 00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:12,632 He seemed very concerned, if you want to know. 363 00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:14,169 But that's their solution. 364 00:20:14,271 --> 00:20:16,637 Why not open the hood and poke around? 365 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:19,607 So? 366 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,339 So... I left. 367 00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:24,744 What else am I supposed to do? 368 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,872 Well, go to a doctor... 369 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:27,143 another doctor, a good one. 370 00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,651 I'll get a specialist from Bert Cooper. 371 00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:32,051 His name's on a wall over at St. Vincent's. 372 00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:33,486 Okay. 373 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,615 Leave the dishes for the girl. 374 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:44,227 7, 8, 9, 375 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:49,294 10, 11, 12... 376 00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:55,367 98, 99, 100. 377 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,919 You know, I do worry about you, birdie. 378 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,519 I know. 379 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,864 When he brought it up, I was shocked. 380 00:21:22,939 --> 00:21:26,272 Although, I realize that that's what Dr. Patterson 381 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:29,539 was trying to say in his own way, and... 382 00:21:32,382 --> 00:21:36,341 it doesn't have... as much of a stigma today. 383 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,282 I just don't know what they can possibly tell you. 384 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,325 Do you think I need a psychiatrist? 385 00:21:55,739 --> 00:22:00,267 I always thought people saw a psychiatrist when they were unhappy. 386 00:22:01,878 --> 00:22:03,937 But I look at you... 387 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,840 and this... 388 00:22:08,352 --> 00:22:09,944 and them... 389 00:22:14,825 --> 00:22:16,315 and that... 390 00:22:19,363 --> 00:22:21,695 and I think, "Are you unhappy?" 391 00:22:25,035 --> 00:22:27,833 Of course I'm happy. 392 00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:30,873 Well, that'll be $35. You're welcome. 393 00:22:33,076 --> 00:22:35,044 Whatever you think is best. 394 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,112 Good. 395 00:23:04,374 --> 00:23:06,672 Act of God. Sorry. 396 00:23:06,777 --> 00:23:09,541 Someone threw themselves in front of the train. 397 00:23:09,646 --> 00:23:11,705 Ah, suicide. 398 00:23:14,384 --> 00:23:17,114 Okay, boys, what do we have? 399 00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:22,688 Gentlemen, the aerosol can is nothing less than space-age. 400 00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,317 It's steel. It has exhaust. 401 00:23:24,428 --> 00:23:25,895 It's even shaped like a rocket. 402 00:23:25,996 --> 00:23:28,430 Certainly an engineering marvel. 403 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,295 "Right Guard: 404 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,925 It works in my suit or yours. " 405 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,596 We'll punch the yellow of the moon so it pops behind him. 406 00:23:41,511 --> 00:23:42,637 We're looking for new worlds, 407 00:23:42,746 --> 00:23:45,180 and with that search comes any number of gadgets. 408 00:23:45,282 --> 00:23:47,250 It's not just some random association. 409 00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:49,818 This thing is shiny. It's explosive. 410 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,548 It's from the future, a place so close to us now, 411 00:23:52,656 --> 00:23:54,487 filled with wonder and ease. 412 00:23:56,493 --> 00:23:59,121 Except some people think of the future and it upsets them. 413 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,557 They see a rocket, they start building a bomb shelter. 414 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,361 What? How do you get there? 415 00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:07,869 I don't think it's ridiculous to assume we're looking for other planets 416 00:24:07,971 --> 00:24:09,962 because this one will end. 417 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,098 I thought we had something here. 418 00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:14,234 Who is this moron flying around space? 419 00:24:14,344 --> 00:24:16,369 I mean, he pees in his pants. 420 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,843 Brass tacks, who buys this? 421 00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:24,079 Some woman. 422 00:24:24,187 --> 00:24:27,520 Your girl or your mother will pick this up 423 00:24:27,624 --> 00:24:30,422 walking through the grocery store or the druggist's. 424 00:24:30,527 --> 00:24:32,085 We should be asking ourselves, 425 00:24:32,195 --> 00:24:33,457 "What do women want?" 426 00:24:33,563 --> 00:24:35,929 I don't know, but I wish I had it. 427 00:24:37,801 --> 00:24:40,395 Maybe a chesty alien girl also wants to get into his suit. 428 00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:41,835 I'm not asking "what do women want" 429 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,202 in some bullshit research psychology way. 430 00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:46,775 I'm asking, what would make a woman 431 00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:49,505 look at this man's deodorant and say "I want that"? 432 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,706 Well, I've stopped trying to figure out what they think. 433 00:24:51,815 --> 00:24:53,373 Maybe I should stop paying you. 434 00:24:57,854 --> 00:25:00,186 Well, I always thought women like the way we smell. 435 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,848 That explains a lot. 436 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,425 I feel like we're close here. 437 00:25:03,527 --> 00:25:04,824 I mean, this one... 438 00:25:04,928 --> 00:25:08,193 the can's right side up, but the guy's upside-down. 439 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,766 No. Let's bring it down to Earth. 440 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:16,867 You think they want a cowboy? 441 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,374 He's quiet and strong. 442 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:24,379 He always brings the cattle home safe. 443 00:25:28,118 --> 00:25:29,176 You watch TV. 444 00:25:31,354 --> 00:25:33,447 What if they want something else? 445 00:25:35,091 --> 00:25:36,786 Inside, some... 446 00:25:38,628 --> 00:25:41,791 mysterious wish that we're ignoring. 447 00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:03,018 How'd it go? 448 00:26:04,321 --> 00:26:05,811 I've still got my novel. 449 00:26:05,922 --> 00:26:07,412 I'm sorry. 450 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,720 Buy me lunch? 451 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:15,523 Samuel, that drape, man? 452 00:26:15,632 --> 00:26:17,031 It's sadder than a map. 453 00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:20,432 Well, it's lightweight, and it tells me I'm at work. 454 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,505 But you sure can talk, Mr. Kinsey. 455 00:26:22,606 --> 00:26:23,766 60 cents. 456 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:27,001 What are you doing? Keep the change. 457 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,543 You figured the place out yet? 458 00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:31,705 What do you mean? 459 00:26:31,815 --> 00:26:32,873 How it runs. 460 00:26:32,983 --> 00:26:35,611 I know the copywriters tell the Art Department what to do, 461 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,483 and I know the account executives tell the copywriters what to do. 462 00:26:38,588 --> 00:26:39,850 What? 463 00:26:39,956 --> 00:26:42,686 No one tells the writers what to do except for the head of Creative, 464 00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:45,352 your boss, Donald Draper. 465 00:26:45,462 --> 00:26:48,659 Don't think that just because he's good-looking, he's not a writer. 466 00:26:48,765 --> 00:26:49,697 Dig. 467 00:26:49,799 --> 00:26:51,528 This is the Media Department. 468 00:26:51,635 --> 00:26:53,626 They're where 90% of where the client's check goes. 469 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,535 They buy space... newspapers, billboards, television, 470 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,609 and my favorite aging whore, radio. 471 00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:02,769 That's the whole shakedown, actually. 472 00:27:02,879 --> 00:27:04,369 All you really need to know. 473 00:27:04,481 --> 00:27:07,041 They don't sell ideas or campaigns or jingles. 474 00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:09,550 They sell media at a 15% markup. 475 00:27:09,653 --> 00:27:10,881 Creative is just window dressing 476 00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:11,885 that's thrown in for free. 477 00:27:11,988 --> 00:27:13,216 Really? 478 00:27:13,323 --> 00:27:15,257 Accounting, they keep track of how much we're spending 479 00:27:15,358 --> 00:27:16,450 versus how much we're taking in, 480 00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:18,151 and since we're buying futures, 481 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:22,960 if you ever, ever see, um, the man upstairs go in there, 482 00:27:23,066 --> 00:27:24,363 grab the lifeboats, baby. 483 00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:26,230 We're going down. 484 00:27:28,304 --> 00:27:30,169 Account Management, 485 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:34,369 where prep schoolers skip arm-in-arm, Wizard of Oz style, 486 00:27:34,477 --> 00:27:38,504 joined together by their lack of skill and their love of mirrors. 487 00:27:39,683 --> 00:27:41,651 Account executives are all good at something, 488 00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:45,517 although it's never advertising. 489 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:49,854 Submitted for your approval: One Peter Campbell, 490 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,517 a man who recently discovered 491 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:55,587 that the only place for his hand is in your pocket. 492 00:27:55,699 --> 00:27:57,690 You watch it? 493 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,666 Have you seen it? The Twilight Zone? 494 00:27:59,769 --> 00:28:02,863 I don't think so. I don't like science fiction. 495 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,167 I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. 496 00:28:05,275 --> 00:28:07,505 Mitch in Media says CBS might pull the plug. 497 00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:09,043 I'll kill myself. 498 00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:17,212 And here we have the Creative Department, 499 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,220 the talent, home sweet home. 500 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,256 Like the Art Department downstairs, 501 00:28:21,357 --> 00:28:23,621 they put us far enough away from the elevators 502 00:28:23,727 --> 00:28:25,524 so we can't sneak out. 503 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,568 You know, 504 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,536 there are women copywriters. 505 00:28:35,638 --> 00:28:37,299 - Good ones? - Sure. 506 00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:40,240 I mean, y-you can always tell when a woman's writing copy, 507 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:43,904 but sometimes she just might be the right man for the job, you know? 508 00:28:45,749 --> 00:28:48,183 You must be very creatively satisfied. 509 00:28:48,284 --> 00:28:50,752 Let's not lose our heads. 510 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,880 Sterling-Coop is positively Cro-Magnon. 511 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:56,049 I have a friend... I'm not even going to say what agency... 512 00:28:56,159 --> 00:28:58,423 but all they do is smoke Mary Jane and play darts, 513 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,053 and honestly, I think they're the best store on the street. 514 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,791 You like Ukrainian food? 515 00:29:05,902 --> 00:29:08,063 Oxtail dumplings? 516 00:29:08,171 --> 00:29:10,230 I still have a lot of work to do. 517 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,830 I think he's still in there. 518 00:29:11,941 --> 00:29:13,135 Huh. Got it. 519 00:29:14,477 --> 00:29:17,378 Thanks for lunch. Sorry about your copy. 520 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,448 Thanks for reminding me. 521 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,165 Can never get used to the fact that most of the time 522 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:41,669 it looks like you're doing nothing. 523 00:29:43,139 --> 00:29:45,004 Fix you something? 524 00:29:45,108 --> 00:29:48,009 4:30. Close enough. 525 00:29:48,111 --> 00:29:49,203 Coop is gonna want a carve-in 526 00:29:49,312 --> 00:29:51,303 with your handpicked team for Nixon on it, 527 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:55,612 and I warn you right now, it includes Pete Campbell. 528 00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:57,345 I should go to Niagara Falls for two weeks. 529 00:29:57,453 --> 00:29:58,920 Does wonders for your career. 530 00:29:59,022 --> 00:30:00,751 Niagara Falls. 531 00:30:00,857 --> 00:30:03,382 Boy redefines lack of imagination. 532 00:30:06,462 --> 00:30:08,862 Ah. That's where you've been. 533 00:30:08,965 --> 00:30:12,492 Let me ask you something. 534 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,830 What do women want? 535 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,962 Who cares? 536 00:30:17,674 --> 00:30:18,868 You mentioned the other night 537 00:30:18,975 --> 00:30:22,502 that your daughter had been to a psychiatrist. 538 00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:26,675 I'm sure you must be mistaken about that. 539 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,253 You know what? 540 00:30:31,354 --> 00:30:35,154 I am very comfortable with my mind: Thoughts clean and unclean, 541 00:30:35,258 --> 00:30:38,022 loving and... the opposite of that. 542 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:41,153 But I'm not a woman. 543 00:30:41,264 --> 00:30:42,788 And I think it behooves any man 544 00:30:42,899 --> 00:30:46,892 to toss all female troubles into the hands of a stranger. 545 00:30:47,003 --> 00:30:48,630 We had one headshrinker in the army. 546 00:30:48,738 --> 00:30:52,071 A gossip, busting with other people's thoughts. 547 00:30:52,175 --> 00:30:54,040 Hasn't changed much, just costs more. 548 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,667 And you can't shoot at them. 549 00:30:55,778 --> 00:30:57,006 We live in troubling times. 550 00:30:57,113 --> 00:30:58,410 We do? 551 00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:02,780 Who could not be happy with all this? 552 00:31:02,886 --> 00:31:04,217 Jesus, you know what they want? 553 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,480 Everything. 554 00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:08,318 Especially if the other girls have it. 555 00:31:08,424 --> 00:31:13,088 Trust me, psychiatry is just this year's candy-pink stove. 556 00:31:18,134 --> 00:31:20,261 It's just more happiness. 557 00:31:28,244 --> 00:31:29,643 People... 558 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,778 Are... 559 00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:34,713 Funnyl 560 00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:37,976 Beauty and the beast. 561 00:31:38,087 --> 00:31:39,281 Hey, Daddy. 562 00:31:39,389 --> 00:31:42,790 Hey, there. Cold lamb sound good? 563 00:31:42,892 --> 00:31:44,359 Yeah. 564 00:31:49,132 --> 00:31:51,828 Someone started on the train. 565 00:31:51,935 --> 00:31:53,095 In the office. 566 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:56,069 Because of a good day or a bad day? 567 00:31:57,674 --> 00:32:01,235 You know, when I told you you had everything... 568 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,744 I was wrong. 569 00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:10,347 Oh, my God. 570 00:32:12,155 --> 00:32:13,679 White gold. 571 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:18,454 It's got one of those tiny little faces that you have to be young to see. 572 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,426 Don, it's beautiful. 573 00:32:22,098 --> 00:32:25,625 The guy at the store set the time, but he was English, 574 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,794 so it might be six hours off. 575 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,600 Did you look at Sally's face? 576 00:32:30,707 --> 00:32:32,004 I think she has a bruise. 577 00:32:32,108 --> 00:32:33,268 I didn't see it. 578 00:32:33,376 --> 00:32:35,537 On her cheekbone under her eye. 579 00:32:35,645 --> 00:32:37,044 I thought that was ketchup. 580 00:32:37,146 --> 00:32:41,139 What if she had gotten a scar, something permanent? 581 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,047 I don't want to play what-if. 582 00:32:43,152 --> 00:32:45,712 I'm just saying if it happened to Bobby it would have been okay 583 00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:49,485 because a boy with a scar is nothing, but a girl, it's so much worse. 584 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,650 Nothing happened. 585 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,694 I keep... 586 00:32:52,795 --> 00:32:53,853 thinking... 587 00:32:55,999 --> 00:32:58,763 Not that I c-could have killed the kids, 588 00:32:58,868 --> 00:33:04,135 but... worse. 589 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,869 Sally could have survived... 590 00:33:07,977 --> 00:33:10,275 and gone on living with this... 591 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:14,544 horrible scar on her face, and... 592 00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:19,053 some long, lonely... 593 00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:22,023 miserable life as... 594 00:33:25,228 --> 00:33:26,718 Don. 595 00:33:37,073 --> 00:33:38,973 What's happening to me? 596 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,408 Do I need to see someone? 597 00:33:52,021 --> 00:33:53,352 I don't know. 598 00:33:55,391 --> 00:33:56,756 I guess so. 599 00:33:58,461 --> 00:34:00,019 Whatever you want. 600 00:34:11,407 --> 00:34:14,638 11 a. m. Did you get fired? 601 00:34:16,279 --> 00:34:18,304 Brought Betty into the city to see the doctor, 602 00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:21,645 but, uh, honestly... 603 00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:25,517 I think I'm the one that's not feeling so great. 604 00:34:25,621 --> 00:34:27,782 I called in sick. 605 00:34:27,890 --> 00:34:30,586 Don't bring that here. 606 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:33,491 I'm serious, Don. Don't talk to me about her. 607 00:34:35,231 --> 00:34:36,789 It makes me feel cruel. 608 00:34:44,674 --> 00:34:46,005 You're right. 609 00:34:47,643 --> 00:34:48,940 Sometimes. 610 00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:53,414 I can't decide 611 00:34:53,516 --> 00:34:56,610 if you have everything... 612 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,448 or nothing. 613 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,488 I live in the moment. 614 00:35:06,162 --> 00:35:08,255 Nothing is everything. 615 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,633 Sounds more like you live in the Village. 616 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:15,101 Actually, I live in the hall. 617 00:35:15,204 --> 00:35:16,671 I lost my key. 618 00:35:16,772 --> 00:35:20,071 I had to, um... spend the night abroad. 619 00:35:20,176 --> 00:35:21,803 Could you be a gentleman 620 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,937 and break in to the fire escape so I don't have to? 621 00:35:34,624 --> 00:35:35,989 Draper in yet? 622 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,151 He's not coming in today. He's not feeling well. 623 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,957 I'm leaving. Don't tell anyone I was here. 624 00:35:49,205 --> 00:35:50,763 Bienvenue. 625 00:35:52,341 --> 00:35:54,241 No, it's Peggy. 626 00:35:55,511 --> 00:35:56,569 Hello. 627 00:35:59,415 --> 00:36:01,144 I don't think I can go out to lunch today. 628 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,649 Mr. Draper's not coming in. 629 00:36:02,752 --> 00:36:05,084 That means you can go out to lunch. 630 00:36:05,188 --> 00:36:07,088 Have you never worked in an office before? 631 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,919 Well, he could call. 632 00:36:09,025 --> 00:36:10,014 It's my second week. 633 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,593 Another time? 634 00:36:11,694 --> 00:36:13,719 I did enjoy the tour the other day. 635 00:36:13,829 --> 00:36:15,057 It was eye-opening. 636 00:36:15,164 --> 00:36:18,133 I didn't think your eyes could be any wider. 637 00:36:18,234 --> 00:36:19,633 That's clever. 638 00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:26,634 I guess I'll go to the cart. You want something? 639 00:36:29,345 --> 00:36:30,312 What? 640 00:36:32,014 --> 00:36:33,538 The office is gonna empty out any second. 641 00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:35,412 We can push the couch in front of the door. 642 00:36:35,518 --> 00:36:37,543 Paul. 643 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,918 Do you belong to someone else? 644 00:36:41,023 --> 00:36:43,583 Shit. 645 00:36:43,693 --> 00:36:45,661 I don't even like to sit in Don's chair. 646 00:36:45,761 --> 00:36:47,786 I think we've misunderstood each other. 647 00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:54,567 But there is someone else, right? 648 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:55,728 Yes. 649 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:18,656 I hope you know that covering your typewriter 650 00:37:18,761 --> 00:37:21,161 is office code for "I'm done for the day. " 651 00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:22,595 I'm not feeling so swell. 652 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:26,156 Neither am I. Look at these letters you typed after lunch. 653 00:37:26,269 --> 00:37:31,536 Terre Haute, Indiana, has two Rs and an A and an E at the end. 654 00:37:31,641 --> 00:37:33,370 I think either you missed home row by a hand, 655 00:37:33,476 --> 00:37:35,706 or you were out drinking with the junior account boys again. 656 00:37:35,811 --> 00:37:36,709 I wasn't drinking. 657 00:37:36,812 --> 00:37:38,541 I don't like your tone. 658 00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:42,016 I'll redo these right away. 659 00:37:42,118 --> 00:37:44,382 Look at you, all in a snit. 660 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:47,415 Are you gonna watch me? 661 00:37:47,523 --> 00:37:48,751 What is wrong with you? 662 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,119 Honestly, why is it that every time 663 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,254 a man takes you out to lunch around here, 664 00:37:55,364 --> 00:37:57,195 you're... you're the dessert? 665 00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,426 That's terrible. 666 00:37:58,534 --> 00:38:00,434 It's constant from every corner. 667 00:38:00,536 --> 00:38:03,061 I'm from Bay Ridge. We have manners. 668 00:38:03,172 --> 00:38:04,799 Why can't they just leave it alone? 669 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,171 Because men always bother you all the time. 670 00:38:07,276 --> 00:38:09,676 They follow you down the street. 671 00:38:09,779 --> 00:38:11,303 Well, not exactly. 672 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:14,110 Look, dear, I don't know you that well, 673 00:38:14,216 --> 00:38:15,979 but you're the new girl, and you're not much, 674 00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,383 so you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. 675 00:38:18,487 --> 00:38:20,387 Of course. 676 00:38:20,489 --> 00:38:21,717 Don't be that way. 677 00:38:21,824 --> 00:38:23,792 I'm just offering some perspective, that's all. 678 00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:27,222 Thank you, Joan. 679 00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:28,729 I'll save my thank-yous 680 00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:30,662 till you correct that correspondence. 681 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,611 I don't know why I'm here. 682 00:39:55,785 --> 00:39:57,480 I'm... I mean, I do. 683 00:39:57,586 --> 00:40:03,456 I'm... nervous, I guess. 684 00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:05,390 Anxious. 685 00:40:07,129 --> 00:40:08,926 I don't sleep that well. 686 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,625 And my hands... 687 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,565 Well, they're fine now. 688 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,775 It's like when you have a problem with your car 689 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:25,335 and you go to the mechanic and it's not doing it anymore. 690 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,809 Not that you are a mechanic. 691 00:40:36,425 --> 00:40:40,020 I guess a lot of people must come here worried about the bomb. 692 00:40:40,129 --> 00:40:41,494 Is that true? 693 00:40:45,801 --> 00:40:47,735 It's a common nightmare, people say. 694 00:40:47,837 --> 00:40:49,805 I read it in a magazine. 695 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:02,515 My mother always told me that it wasn't polite to talk about yourself. 696 00:41:06,055 --> 00:41:09,183 She passed away recently. 697 00:41:12,294 --> 00:41:14,387 I guess I already said that. 698 00:41:19,668 --> 00:41:20,828 Can I smoke in here? 699 00:41:47,763 --> 00:41:50,095 We're all so lucky to be here. 700 00:41:52,535 --> 00:41:54,594 It's 7:30. 701 00:41:54,703 --> 00:41:56,568 I have to go to Roy's reading. 702 00:41:56,672 --> 00:42:00,608 I have to be there to act surprised when Jack Kerouac doesn't show. 703 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,743 Lock the door when you leave. 704 00:42:12,221 --> 00:42:14,781 If you're gonna go home, take a shower. 705 00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:16,255 You stink. 706 00:42:16,358 --> 00:42:18,553 It's because I'm a man. 707 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,686 You seem to forget that sometimes. 708 00:42:20,796 --> 00:42:22,229 I'm lucky they aren't all like you. 709 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,958 I'll take that as a compliment. 710 00:42:28,037 --> 00:42:30,369 What do women want? 711 00:42:30,472 --> 00:42:33,908 Well, one of the things has to be not being asked something like that. 712 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:36,569 "What do women want? 713 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,806 You know better than to ask. " 714 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,085 Give me a pen. 715 00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:46,586 Jesus. 716 00:42:53,762 --> 00:42:55,389 "What do women want?" 717 00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,461 "Any excuse to get closer. " 718 00:43:01,503 --> 00:43:02,970 Thank God. 719 00:43:04,273 --> 00:43:07,106 There's that ego people pay to see. 720 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,549 I'll have the filet of sole. 721 00:43:17,653 --> 00:43:18,847 Excellent. 722 00:43:18,954 --> 00:43:21,286 Creamed spinach or creamed corn? 723 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,288 Spinach. 724 00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:23,688 Fried potatoes or au gratin? 725 00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:26,192 Au gratin. With tomato juice to start. 726 00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:27,421 I'll have a goulash. 727 00:43:27,529 --> 00:43:29,019 Very good, sir. 728 00:43:32,301 --> 00:43:34,633 Vodka gimlet. 729 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,136 Old-fashioned. 730 00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,737 How was your day? 731 00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:49,644 Fine. 732 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,720 You know, I work with doctors. 733 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,412 They'll say anything you pay them to. 734 00:43:53,522 --> 00:43:55,752 Of course, dear. 735 00:43:55,858 --> 00:43:57,826 Dinner in the city. 736 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,484 I'm glad I'm hungry. 737 00:44:00,896 --> 00:44:03,558 I saw an interesting thing in the Journal American. 738 00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:04,724 Apparently, the phone company 739 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:08,963 wants to start charging people for unlisted numbers. 740 00:44:09,071 --> 00:44:10,629 That doesn't seem fair. 741 00:44:10,739 --> 00:44:11,831 Some people agree with you, 742 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,407 and they're giving aliases to Ma Bell. 743 00:44:13,509 --> 00:44:14,976 They call it the nom-de-phone. 744 00:44:15,077 --> 00:44:17,341 Isn't that smart? 745 00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:20,142 Of course, most of them are pornographic. 746 00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:23,445 The best one? 747 00:44:23,552 --> 00:44:24,519 Pat McGroin. 748 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,520 Oh, my God. 749 00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:27,987 Hard to believe they could print that 750 00:44:28,090 --> 00:44:29,887 in the Journal American, let alone a phone book. 751 00:44:42,071 --> 00:44:43,561 This is nice. 752 00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,421 I'll be right up. 753 00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:24,338 Hello. 754 00:45:24,446 --> 00:45:25,572 Sorry to bother you so late. 755 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,670 It's Don Draper. 756 00:45:26,782 --> 00:45:28,272 Oh, hello, Mr. Draper. 757 00:45:28,383 --> 00:45:30,510 No, no. It's not too late at all. 758 00:45:30,619 --> 00:45:32,484 Glad to hear that. 759 00:45:32,588 --> 00:45:34,112 Well? 760 00:45:34,223 --> 00:45:38,922 Well, I had a very interesting hour with your wife this afternoon. 761 00:45:39,027 --> 00:45:42,861 She's a very anxious young woman. 762 00:45:42,965 --> 00:45:44,933 I think you're doing the right thing.