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Should get him to put
another egg in it.
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Roger.
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Darling, one egg is good.
Two eggs are better.
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Tell the, uh, lieutenant, please,
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that things are getting a little dry
around Hill 29.
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Am I wrong?
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All clear in No Man's Land.
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Betty?
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Roger, you've expressed
your desire for another drink.
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No need to take the orders.
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Right away, sir.
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Wine list,
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and I'll have another one of these
while I'm waiting for the list.
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Another egg.
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Well, I am having fried chicken.
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As long as the egg comes first.
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My nanny, Belva, made fried chicken.
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I used to take it to school
wrapped in wax paper.
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His sweet Belvedere.
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He really loved that woman.
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Had another nanny
originally. German girl.
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Round face, enormous bosom.
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My parents got rid of her
after the Lindbergh baby.
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We thought about getting a nanny.
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We have a girl that comes in
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who's sort of a housekeeper
and sometimes babysitter.
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I'd let her take the children to play group,
sometimes the park.
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Belva raised me.
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I turned out just fine.
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Didn't have to go to a psychiatrist
like some people's kids.
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Oh, what's the big deal?
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Margaret is practically the last girl
in our building to go.
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16 years old, wouldn't get out of bed.
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I tell you, I cannot wait until that girl
is another man's problem.
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What about you, Don?
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Did you have a nanny?
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I can't tell you about my childhood.
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It would ruin the first half of my novel.
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Don doesn't like to talk about himself.
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I know better than to ask.
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An ad man who doesn't like
to talk about himself?
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I think I may cry.
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It's not that interesting a story.
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Just think of me as Moses.
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I was a baby in a basket.
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To Moses and Don Draper:
A couple of princes.
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If the gentlemen will be patient.
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I'll join you.
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I think I may know more about your wife
than I do about my own.
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Maybe your wife is just a better drinker.
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Entirely possible.
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Mona, could you help me here?
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I seem to have grown a set of thumbs.
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Do you ever have that
when your hands go numb?
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You want me to touch you up?
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Yeah, I think you'll have to.
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Look at those lips.
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I'll bet it's not hard for you
to hold on to a man like that.
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Don't smile. It'll make it harder.
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It's hard to hold on to anything
right now with the... children
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and running the house and...
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I don't know if I told you,
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but my m-mother died two, three months ago.
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I'm sorry.
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There are other ladies
waiting to use the mirror.
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Those purses get any smaller,
we're gonna starve.
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I love seeing you like that.
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Well, you were sitting on my good side.
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No. I mean, the way
other people see you.
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When you're with strangers,
you know exactly what you want.
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Well, I like to think
I always know what I want.
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Slow down.
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I'll have to put that in my diary:
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Lobster Newburg and gimlets
should get a divorce.
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They're not getting along very well.
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Once you rounded the corner
on number two,
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I took it for a case of nerves.
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He's your boss.
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He likes you.
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Toots Shor means he likes me.
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When he gets us to the Four Seasons,
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then we'll know he trusts me.
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Hmm. He seemed very forthcoming.
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Yeah. When he's stoned on martinis.
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I don't know.
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It all seemed like an invitation to you
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to con... confide.
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Well, maybe it's just manners,
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but I was raised to see it
as a sin of pride
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to go on like that about yourself.
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You're so reverent.
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Did you have a nanny?
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I've never asked you that.
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Why? What difference does it make?
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I don't know.
We've never talked about it.
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Did you?
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No, of course not.
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So your mother and father
are responsible for all this?
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I'll have to thank them someday.
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Jesus, Bets.
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It's like politics, religion, or sex.
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Why talk about it?
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I see your point.
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Who is in there?
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Peggy, next step is accessories.
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$35 a week, minus 6.75 for FICA.
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Can you believe it?
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Maybe it's the fumes
from the rubber cement on that envelope,
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but there's nothing to be happy about here,
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although you never forget your first.
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For two weeks I've been telling people
I have a job in Manhattan.
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Look at you. You're indomitable.
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You'd never know you were the very bottom
of the food chain.
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Bridget? Are you okay?
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Thanks to the Precision Valve Corporation,
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for the next 18 months,
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Gillette is the only company on Earth
that can spray deodorant out of a can.
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Modern deodorant for a modern man.
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He prefers jet travel to train travel,
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vodka to Scotch,
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and he likes to get his news
from the radio, not the paper.
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Harold Hill, give it a rest.
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"Do not puncture or incinerate. "
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Sounds dangerous.
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Hey, I got a dud.
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How is it a guy as big as you, Ken,
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has no basketball skills?
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I'm sure more research is needed.
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We should try it out.
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Who smells bad in here?
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Oh, no. Come on.
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- Come on, Kenny.
- Knock it off!
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Just pretend it's prom night.
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You can be the girl.
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Stop!
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Engage rockets.
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All right, close your eyes.
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Mr. Draper, I was buzzing you.
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Mr. Cooper is waiting.
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I always thought it was Sterling
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who was responsible
for the Navy attitude around this place.
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Brassiere account.
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Just figured out
we can't sell them to men.
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So much yarn, so little time.
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So Roger mentioned this Nixon thing.
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Yeah, he mentioned it.
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I just assumed it went away.
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It didn't.
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Last I read, Nixon was
running without an agency.
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Make no mistake, we know better
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what Dick Nixon needs
better than Dick Nixon.
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What does Dick Nixon think he needs?
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What he already has: Ted Rogers,
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the brains behind that Checkers broadcast.
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See the problem?
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He dodged a financial scandal
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by standing with his wife
and begging for his dog.
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An admission wrapped in a distraction.
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I'd say they know what they're doing.
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Dogs are winners.
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Well, they think they're set without us.
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Why chase a girl who doesn't
want to get caught?
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You have a problem with Nixon?
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I don't vote.
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Hear, hear.
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But politics aside,
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these last eight years have been good to us
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because they've been good
to Proctor & Gamble
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and The United Fruit Company,
et cetera.
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So whether Dick Nixon likes it or not...
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We will give our people
what they want, agreed?
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I said cut it out!
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Be my pleasure.
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Goodie.
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Assemble a team.
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Start files on contenders:
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Symington, Kennedy...
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Who knows? Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt
will throw her feedbag into the ring.
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Don, you still on for lunch?
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No.
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Don't tell me that's lunch.
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I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
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I do that sometimes.
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Saunter over to the pie cart.
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Egg salad and the worst
cup of coffee in the world.
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35 cents.
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I've been meaning to try it.
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It's okay if you like ptomaine poisoning.
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Well, toodle-oo.
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Secretary 1, copywriter 0.
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It wasn't that.
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I bring my lunch at least until after
the first of the month.
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Get your things.
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That sandwich is making me sad.
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00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:47,301
It's a postcard from Campbell
on his honeymoon.
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Niagara Falls.
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"Greetings from the wettest place on earth. "
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I say we skip lunch altogether
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00:10:54,845 --> 00:10:57,871
and try on those narrow sweater sets
I saw at Lord and Taylor.
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00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,711
Do you want me to sit
outside the dressing room
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00:10:59,817 --> 00:11:01,375
and hold your purse?
202
00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:04,010
What he's trying to say is
can we buy you lunch?
203
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,089
Oh. I don't know.
204
00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,555
We hadn't planned on eating.
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00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:08,682
Come on, three on two.
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00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:09,987
I know you all like being outnumbered.
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00:11:10,094 --> 00:11:11,561
That's two on two. I'm married.
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00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,563
You still have to eat lunch.
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00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:16,724
What do you say? Change of plans?
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00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,233
They do smell nice.
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00:11:19,503 --> 00:11:20,401
What's that?
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00:11:20,504 --> 00:11:22,199
Postcard from Pete Campbell.
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He's on a honeymoon, right?
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00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:24,797
Niagara Falls.
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00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:27,241
He hasn't, uh, left the room, apparently.
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Shall we?
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00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:45,553
So, Pegs, you part of our nation's
military industrial
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00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,756
boyfriend-girlfriend complex?
219
00:11:47,865 --> 00:11:48,854
Excuse me?
220
00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:52,402
He wants to know are you, uh, taken,
are you kept, or merely browsing?
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00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,561
She's browsing.
222
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:54,899
And like most of us,
223
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she's disappointed
with the selection of merchandise.
224
00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:00,802
Perhaps I can interest you in a 42 long?
225
00:12:00,911 --> 00:12:02,037
That's not his suit size.
226
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,048
She blushes.
227
00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:06,173
No, I don't.
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00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:10,811
Maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but, uh,
you are the subject of much debate.
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Money riding on the outcome.
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Money for me?
231
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,383
Now there's even a third possibility:
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Paying you.
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00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:19,995
We should be getting back.
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I'll get the check.
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00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,390
My goodness.
Thank you for lunch, boys.
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Yes. Thank you.
237
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Take the rest of the afternoon off.
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00:12:30,674 --> 00:12:35,236
We could... go to the zoo,
see what the animals are up to.
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I should get back to work.
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Or shopping.
241
00:12:42,319 --> 00:12:44,549
Guess I don't see any money
changing hands, Kenny.
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You'll see.
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00:12:45,656 --> 00:12:48,022
My persistence is my charm.
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That was delicious.
245
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,095
You enjoy yourself with the Hitler Youth?
246
00:12:57,201 --> 00:12:59,294
Oh. Well, it was kind of last-minute.
247
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,837
Easy. See that Draper takes a look at this.
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00:13:01,939 --> 00:13:03,201
Certainly.
249
00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:05,870
You can look, too.
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00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:15,279
Three of the last PTA presidents
are from the kindergarten class.
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00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:17,354
I say you go in there
and lay some groundwork.
252
00:13:17,454 --> 00:13:20,480
I will not have Marilyn Kechner
dictate the agenda.
253
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,786
The woman is obsessed with nutrition,
254
00:13:22,893 --> 00:13:24,554
although you wouldn't
know it to look at her.
255
00:13:24,662 --> 00:13:27,028
Francine, you're terrible.
256
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:30,157
Ooh. I ran into Juanita Cabot
at square dancing,
257
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,168
and I found out who's moving
into that little Dutch Colonial down the street.
258
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,396
Who?
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00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,666
Her name is Helen Bishop.
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Is she an old lady?
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Divorced.
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00:13:39,743 --> 00:13:42,041
Really?
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9- year-old boy and a baby.
264
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:46,581
That's awful.
265
00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:47,582
I know.
266
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:48,709
All on her own?
267
00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,912
I know.
268
00:13:51,021 --> 00:13:55,515
Can you imagine worrying about money
at this point in our lives?
269
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,526
Well, obviously,
that's not the worst of it.
270
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,960
No.
271
00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:01,725
No, it isn't.
272
00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:04,062
It is too quiet in there.
273
00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:05,066
Ernie?
274
00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:06,067
Sally?
275
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,229
We're playing spaceman.
276
00:14:10,441 --> 00:14:12,238
Sally Draper, come over here this minute.
277
00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:18,476
If the clothes from that dry cleaning bag
are on the floor of my closet,
278
00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:20,709
you're going to be
a very sorry young lady.
279
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:26,087
Make sure your brother hasn't climbed
out of the play yard.
280
00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:29,387
Juanita thinks it might be bad
for real estate values in Chilmark.
281
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,051
One divorcée?
282
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,454
Oh, my God.
283
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,682
Are you okay?
284
00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:08,551
What's that?
285
00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:09,591
What?
286
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,354
That.
287
00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:13,828
That's a television.
288
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,523
Since when do you have a television?
289
00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:19,625
I don't know. I think it's been about ten days.
290
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,399
It's been so amazing, I sort of lost track.
291
00:16:22,506 --> 00:16:23,973
I seem to remember a woman
292
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:26,338
wasting a good piece
of a beautiful afternoon
293
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,343
reciting this diatribe against television
294
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:32,176
that should have ended
with her banging her shoe on the table.
295
00:16:34,051 --> 00:16:37,748
Don, darling, if you want
to ask the question, just ask it.
296
00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:39,322
Where'd you get the TV?
297
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:41,687
I got it.
298
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,282
Same place you got that wig?
299
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,259
Someone gave it to me.
300
00:16:47,097 --> 00:16:48,758
And you took it?
301
00:16:48,866 --> 00:16:51,562
Have you seen this thing
called People Are Funny?
302
00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,006
Jesus.
303
00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:57,767
Oh, Jesus, Don.
304
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:05,871
Hey!
305
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,245
All better?
306
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:10,784
Yes.
307
00:17:18,929 --> 00:17:20,590
How about a hot dog?
308
00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:24,264
Sit at your places. Come on.
309
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,648
Daddy!
310
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,048
We went to the hospital.
311
00:17:42,152 --> 00:17:43,983
We got lollipops.
312
00:17:48,425 --> 00:17:50,325
They're fine, Don.
313
00:17:52,296 --> 00:17:53,263
What about you?
314
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,196
A little sore.
315
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,665
A little embarrassed.
316
00:17:57,768 --> 00:17:59,895
Sorry they couldn't get a hold of me.
317
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:03,166
We had to carry Freddie Rumson
out of Ritazzi's.
318
00:18:03,273 --> 00:18:05,173
There was nothing you could have done.
319
00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,706
Daddy, use a fork.
320
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,885
How's the car?
321
00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:17,112
Not bad.
322
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,452
Uh, thank God
I was only going 25 tops.
323
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,956
I hate the way you drive, you know.
324
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,856
I'm finished.
325
00:18:23,961 --> 00:18:25,895
Can I go watch
Shirley Temple's Storybook?
326
00:18:25,996 --> 00:18:27,486
Yes, both of you.
327
00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:37,471
So what happened?
328
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,701
I don't know, really.
329
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:43,541
It... It all happened so fast.
330
00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:46,711
What, 20 miles an hour?
331
00:18:46,817 --> 00:18:48,444
That's not that fast.
332
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,578
It's stupid.
333
00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:53,383
Was it Sally playing with the radio again?
334
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,821
- I've warned her.
- No, she was fine.
335
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,291
She was just sitting there. No.
336
00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:02,056
It was my hands. It happened again.
337
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,265
Jesus.
338
00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:11,470
Betty, you have to get this taken care of.
339
00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:14,043
That Dr. Patterson is not thorough.
340
00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:15,702
I swear, when we walked
down Park Avenue,
341
00:19:15,812 --> 00:19:16,710
I could hear the quacking.
342
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,110
I know. You've said that.
343
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,445
This doctor was nice.
344
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,678
He was older, actually.
345
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,276
He's from Rochester.
346
00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:26,356
He has two children.
They're 10 years apart.
347
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,321
Okay, you've given me his credentials.
348
00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:30,052
What did he say?
349
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,493
Well, he said I could go to New York
and run the dye tests,
350
00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:37,431
and I said that I already had
and that the results were negative,
351
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,399
and he even called Dr. Patterson.
352
00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:42,834
So?
353
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:48,845
They said there was
nothing physically wrong with me.
354
00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,538
Then I t-told him what happened,
355
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,276
and he said that I should
see a psychiatrist.
356
00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,485
Doctors must love
357
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:03,890
that they now have an answer
for "I don't know what's wrong. "
358
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,552
He said it could be a nervous condition.
359
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,653
Nervous about what, driving?
360
00:20:07,764 --> 00:20:09,561
So we'll go down to the Grand Union
parking lot.
361
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,690
We'll practice your 10 and 2.
362
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:12,632
He seemed very concerned,
if you want to know.
363
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:14,169
But that's their solution.
364
00:20:14,271 --> 00:20:16,637
Why not open the hood
and poke around?
365
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:19,607
So?
366
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,339
So... I left.
367
00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:24,744
What else am I supposed to do?
368
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:25,872
Well, go to a doctor...
369
00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:27,143
another doctor, a good one.
370
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,651
I'll get a specialist from Bert Cooper.
371
00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:32,051
His name's on a wall
over at St. Vincent's.
372
00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:33,486
Okay.
373
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,615
Leave the dishes for the girl.
374
00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:44,227
7, 8, 9,
375
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:49,294
10, 11, 12...
376
00:20:49,406 --> 00:20:55,367
98, 99, 100.
377
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,919
You know, I do worry about you, birdie.
378
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,519
I know.
379
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:20,864
When he brought it up, I was shocked.
380
00:21:22,939 --> 00:21:26,272
Although, I realize that
that's what Dr. Patterson
381
00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:29,539
was trying to say in his own way, and...
382
00:21:32,382 --> 00:21:36,341
it doesn't have...
as much of a stigma today.
383
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,282
I just don't know
what they can possibly tell you.
384
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,325
Do you think I need a psychiatrist?
385
00:21:55,739 --> 00:22:00,267
I always thought people saw a psychiatrist
when they were unhappy.
386
00:22:01,878 --> 00:22:03,937
But I look at you...
387
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,840
and this...
388
00:22:08,352 --> 00:22:09,944
and them...
389
00:22:14,825 --> 00:22:16,315
and that...
390
00:22:19,363 --> 00:22:21,695
and I think, "Are you unhappy?"
391
00:22:25,035 --> 00:22:27,833
Of course I'm happy.
392
00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:30,873
Well, that'll be $35. You're welcome.
393
00:22:33,076 --> 00:22:35,044
Whatever you think is best.
394
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,112
Good.
395
00:23:04,374 --> 00:23:06,672
Act of God. Sorry.
396
00:23:06,777 --> 00:23:09,541
Someone threw themselves
in front of the train.
397
00:23:09,646 --> 00:23:11,705
Ah, suicide.
398
00:23:14,384 --> 00:23:17,114
Okay, boys, what do we have?
399
00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:22,688
Gentlemen, the aerosol can
is nothing less than space-age.
400
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:24,317
It's steel. It has exhaust.
401
00:23:24,428 --> 00:23:25,895
It's even shaped like a rocket.
402
00:23:25,996 --> 00:23:28,430
Certainly an engineering marvel.
403
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,295
"Right Guard:
404
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,925
It works in my suit or yours. "
405
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,596
We'll punch the yellow of the moon
so it pops behind him.
406
00:23:41,511 --> 00:23:42,637
We're looking for new worlds,
407
00:23:42,746 --> 00:23:45,180
and with that search
comes any number of gadgets.
408
00:23:45,282 --> 00:23:47,250
It's not just some random association.
409
00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:49,818
This thing is shiny. It's explosive.
410
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,548
It's from the future,
a place so close to us now,
411
00:23:52,656 --> 00:23:54,487
filled with wonder and ease.
412
00:23:56,493 --> 00:23:59,121
Except some people
think of the future and it upsets them.
413
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,557
They see a rocket,
they start building a bomb shelter.
414
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,361
What? How do you get there?
415
00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:07,869
I don't think it's ridiculous to assume
we're looking for other planets
416
00:24:07,971 --> 00:24:09,962
because this one will end.
417
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,098
I thought we had something here.
418
00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:14,234
Who is this moron flying around space?
419
00:24:14,344 --> 00:24:16,369
I mean, he pees in his pants.
420
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,843
Brass tacks, who buys this?
421
00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:24,079
Some woman.
422
00:24:24,187 --> 00:24:27,520
Your girl or your mother will pick this up
423
00:24:27,624 --> 00:24:30,422
walking through the grocery store
or the druggist's.
424
00:24:30,527 --> 00:24:32,085
We should be asking ourselves,
425
00:24:32,195 --> 00:24:33,457
"What do women want?"
426
00:24:33,563 --> 00:24:35,929
I don't know, but I wish I had it.
427
00:24:37,801 --> 00:24:40,395
Maybe a chesty alien girl
also wants to get into his suit.
428
00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:41,835
I'm not asking "what do women want"
429
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,202
in some bullshit
research psychology way.
430
00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:46,775
I'm asking,
what would make a woman
431
00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:49,505
look at this man's deodorant
and say "I want that"?
432
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,706
Well, I've stopped
trying to figure out what they think.
433
00:24:51,815 --> 00:24:53,373
Maybe I should stop paying you.
434
00:24:57,854 --> 00:25:00,186
Well, I always thought
women like the way we smell.
435
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,848
That explains a lot.
436
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,425
I feel like we're close here.
437
00:25:03,527 --> 00:25:04,824
I mean, this one...
438
00:25:04,928 --> 00:25:08,193
the can's right side up,
but the guy's upside-down.
439
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,766
No. Let's bring it down to Earth.
440
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:16,867
You think they want a cowboy?
441
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,374
He's quiet and strong.
442
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:24,379
He always brings the cattle home safe.
443
00:25:28,118 --> 00:25:29,176
You watch TV.
444
00:25:31,354 --> 00:25:33,447
What if they want something else?
445
00:25:35,091 --> 00:25:36,786
Inside, some...
446
00:25:38,628 --> 00:25:41,791
mysterious wish that we're ignoring.
447
00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:03,018
How'd it go?
448
00:26:04,321 --> 00:26:05,811
I've still got my novel.
449
00:26:05,922 --> 00:26:07,412
I'm sorry.
450
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,720
Buy me lunch?
451
00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:15,523
Samuel, that drape, man?
452
00:26:15,632 --> 00:26:17,031
It's sadder than a map.
453
00:26:17,133 --> 00:26:20,432
Well, it's lightweight,
and it tells me I'm at work.
454
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,505
But you sure can talk, Mr. Kinsey.
455
00:26:22,606 --> 00:26:23,766
60 cents.
456
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:27,001
What are you doing? Keep the change.
457
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,543
You figured the place out yet?
458
00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:31,705
What do you mean?
459
00:26:31,815 --> 00:26:32,873
How it runs.
460
00:26:32,983 --> 00:26:35,611
I know the copywriters
tell the Art Department what to do,
461
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,483
and I know the account executives
tell the copywriters what to do.
462
00:26:38,588 --> 00:26:39,850
What?
463
00:26:39,956 --> 00:26:42,686
No one tells the writers what to do
except for the head of Creative,
464
00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:45,352
your boss, Donald Draper.
465
00:26:45,462 --> 00:26:48,659
Don't think that just because
he's good-looking, he's not a writer.
466
00:26:48,765 --> 00:26:49,697
Dig.
467
00:26:49,799 --> 00:26:51,528
This is the Media Department.
468
00:26:51,635 --> 00:26:53,626
They're where 90% of where
the client's check goes.
469
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,535
They buy space... newspapers,
billboards, television,
470
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,609
and my favorite aging whore, radio.
471
00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:02,769
That's the whole shakedown, actually.
472
00:27:02,879 --> 00:27:04,369
All you really need to know.
473
00:27:04,481 --> 00:27:07,041
They don't sell ideas
or campaigns or jingles.
474
00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:09,550
They sell media at a 15% markup.
475
00:27:09,653 --> 00:27:10,881
Creative is just window dressing
476
00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:11,885
that's thrown in for free.
477
00:27:11,988 --> 00:27:13,216
Really?
478
00:27:13,323 --> 00:27:15,257
Accounting, they keep track
of how much we're spending
479
00:27:15,358 --> 00:27:16,450
versus how much we're taking in,
480
00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:18,151
and since we're buying futures,
481
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:22,960
if you ever, ever see, um,
the man upstairs go in there,
482
00:27:23,066 --> 00:27:24,363
grab the lifeboats, baby.
483
00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:26,230
We're going down.
484
00:27:28,304 --> 00:27:30,169
Account Management,
485
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:34,369
where prep schoolers skip arm-in-arm,
Wizard of Oz style,
486
00:27:34,477 --> 00:27:38,504
joined together by their lack of skill
and their love of mirrors.
487
00:27:39,683 --> 00:27:41,651
Account executives
are all good at something,
488
00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:45,517
although it's never advertising.
489
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:49,854
Submitted for your approval:
One Peter Campbell,
490
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,517
a man who recently discovered
491
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:55,587
that the only place for his hand
is in your pocket.
492
00:27:55,699 --> 00:27:57,690
You watch it?
493
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,666
Have you seen it? The Twilight Zone?
494
00:27:59,769 --> 00:28:02,863
I don't think so.
I don't like science fiction.
495
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,167
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
496
00:28:05,275 --> 00:28:07,505
Mitch in Media says
CBS might pull the plug.
497
00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:09,043
I'll kill myself.
498
00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:17,212
And here we have
the Creative Department,
499
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,220
the talent, home sweet home.
500
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:21,256
Like the Art Department downstairs,
501
00:28:21,357 --> 00:28:23,621
they put us far enough
away from the elevators
502
00:28:23,727 --> 00:28:25,524
so we can't sneak out.
503
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,568
You know,
504
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,536
there are women copywriters.
505
00:28:35,638 --> 00:28:37,299
- Good ones?
- Sure.
506
00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:40,240
I mean, y-you can always tell
when a woman's writing copy,
507
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:43,904
but sometimes she just might be
the right man for the job, you know?
508
00:28:45,749 --> 00:28:48,183
You must be very creatively satisfied.
509
00:28:48,284 --> 00:28:50,752
Let's not lose our heads.
510
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,880
Sterling-Coop is positively Cro-Magnon.
511
00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:56,049
I have a friend... I'm not even going
to say what agency...
512
00:28:56,159 --> 00:28:58,423
but all they do is smoke Mary Jane
and play darts,
513
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,053
and honestly, I think
they're the best store on the street.
514
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,791
You like Ukrainian food?
515
00:29:05,902 --> 00:29:08,063
Oxtail dumplings?
516
00:29:08,171 --> 00:29:10,230
I still have a lot of work to do.
517
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,830
I think he's still in there.
518
00:29:11,941 --> 00:29:13,135
Huh. Got it.
519
00:29:14,477 --> 00:29:17,378
Thanks for lunch.
Sorry about your copy.
520
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,448
Thanks for reminding me.
521
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,165
Can never get used
to the fact that most of the time
522
00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:41,669
it looks like you're doing nothing.
523
00:29:43,139 --> 00:29:45,004
Fix you something?
524
00:29:45,108 --> 00:29:48,009
4:30. Close enough.
525
00:29:48,111 --> 00:29:49,203
Coop is gonna want a carve-in
526
00:29:49,312 --> 00:29:51,303
with your handpicked team for Nixon on it,
527
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:55,612
and I warn you right now,
it includes Pete Campbell.
528
00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:57,345
I should go to Niagara Falls for two weeks.
529
00:29:57,453 --> 00:29:58,920
Does wonders for your career.
530
00:29:59,022 --> 00:30:00,751
Niagara Falls.
531
00:30:00,857 --> 00:30:03,382
Boy redefines lack of imagination.
532
00:30:06,462 --> 00:30:08,862
Ah. That's where you've been.
533
00:30:08,965 --> 00:30:12,492
Let me ask you something.
534
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,830
What do women want?
535
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,962
Who cares?
536
00:30:17,674 --> 00:30:18,868
You mentioned the other night
537
00:30:18,975 --> 00:30:22,502
that your daughter
had been to a psychiatrist.
538
00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:26,675
I'm sure you must be mistaken about that.
539
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,253
You know what?
540
00:30:31,354 --> 00:30:35,154
I am very comfortable with my mind:
Thoughts clean and unclean,
541
00:30:35,258 --> 00:30:38,022
loving and... the opposite of that.
542
00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:41,153
But I'm not a woman.
543
00:30:41,264 --> 00:30:42,788
And I think it behooves any man
544
00:30:42,899 --> 00:30:46,892
to toss all female troubles
into the hands of a stranger.
545
00:30:47,003 --> 00:30:48,630
We had one headshrinker in the army.
546
00:30:48,738 --> 00:30:52,071
A gossip, busting
with other people's thoughts.
547
00:30:52,175 --> 00:30:54,040
Hasn't changed much, just costs more.
548
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,667
And you can't shoot at them.
549
00:30:55,778 --> 00:30:57,006
We live in troubling times.
550
00:30:57,113 --> 00:30:58,410
We do?
551
00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:02,780
Who could not be happy with all this?
552
00:31:02,886 --> 00:31:04,217
Jesus, you know what they want?
553
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,480
Everything.
554
00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:08,318
Especially if the other girls have it.
555
00:31:08,424 --> 00:31:13,088
Trust me, psychiatry is just
this year's candy-pink stove.
556
00:31:18,134 --> 00:31:20,261
It's just more happiness.
557
00:31:28,244 --> 00:31:29,643
People...
558
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,778
Are...
559
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:34,713
Funnyl
560
00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:37,976
Beauty and the beast.
561
00:31:38,087 --> 00:31:39,281
Hey, Daddy.
562
00:31:39,389 --> 00:31:42,790
Hey, there. Cold lamb sound good?
563
00:31:42,892 --> 00:31:44,359
Yeah.
564
00:31:49,132 --> 00:31:51,828
Someone started on the train.
565
00:31:51,935 --> 00:31:53,095
In the office.
566
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:56,069
Because of a good day or a bad day?
567
00:31:57,674 --> 00:32:01,235
You know, when I told you
you had everything...
568
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,744
I was wrong.
569
00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:10,347
Oh, my God.
570
00:32:12,155 --> 00:32:13,679
White gold.
571
00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:18,454
It's got one of those tiny little faces
that you have to be young to see.
572
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,426
Don, it's beautiful.
573
00:32:22,098 --> 00:32:25,625
The guy at the store set the time,
but he was English,
574
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,794
so it might be six hours off.
575
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,600
Did you look at Sally's face?
576
00:32:30,707 --> 00:32:32,004
I think she has a bruise.
577
00:32:32,108 --> 00:32:33,268
I didn't see it.
578
00:32:33,376 --> 00:32:35,537
On her cheekbone under her eye.
579
00:32:35,645 --> 00:32:37,044
I thought that was ketchup.
580
00:32:37,146 --> 00:32:41,139
What if she had gotten a scar,
something permanent?
581
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,047
I don't want to play what-if.
582
00:32:43,152 --> 00:32:45,712
I'm just saying if it happened to Bobby
it would have been okay
583
00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:49,485
because a boy with a scar is nothing,
but a girl, it's so much worse.
584
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,650
Nothing happened.
585
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,694
I keep...
586
00:32:52,795 --> 00:32:53,853
thinking...
587
00:32:55,999 --> 00:32:58,763
Not that I c-could have killed the kids,
588
00:32:58,868 --> 00:33:04,135
but... worse.
589
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,869
Sally could have survived...
590
00:33:07,977 --> 00:33:10,275
and gone on living with this...
591
00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:14,544
horrible scar on her face, and...
592
00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:19,053
some long, lonely...
593
00:33:20,556 --> 00:33:22,023
miserable life as...
594
00:33:25,228 --> 00:33:26,718
Don.
595
00:33:37,073 --> 00:33:38,973
What's happening to me?
596
00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,408
Do I need to see someone?
597
00:33:52,021 --> 00:33:53,352
I don't know.
598
00:33:55,391 --> 00:33:56,756
I guess so.
599
00:33:58,461 --> 00:34:00,019
Whatever you want.
600
00:34:11,407 --> 00:34:14,638
11 a. m. Did you get fired?
601
00:34:16,279 --> 00:34:18,304
Brought Betty into the city to see the doctor,
602
00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:21,645
but, uh, honestly...
603
00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:25,517
I think I'm the one that's not feeling so great.
604
00:34:25,621 --> 00:34:27,782
I called in sick.
605
00:34:27,890 --> 00:34:30,586
Don't bring that here.
606
00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:33,491
I'm serious, Don.
Don't talk to me about her.
607
00:34:35,231 --> 00:34:36,789
It makes me feel cruel.
608
00:34:44,674 --> 00:34:46,005
You're right.
609
00:34:47,643 --> 00:34:48,940
Sometimes.
610
00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:53,414
I can't decide
611
00:34:53,516 --> 00:34:56,610
if you have everything...
612
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,448
or nothing.
613
00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,488
I live in the moment.
614
00:35:06,162 --> 00:35:08,255
Nothing is everything.
615
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,633
Sounds more like you live in the Village.
616
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:15,101
Actually, I live in the hall.
617
00:35:15,204 --> 00:35:16,671
I lost my key.
618
00:35:16,772 --> 00:35:20,071
I had to, um...
spend the night abroad.
619
00:35:20,176 --> 00:35:21,803
Could you be a gentleman
620
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,937
and break in to the fire escape
so I don't have to?
621
00:35:34,624 --> 00:35:35,989
Draper in yet?
622
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,151
He's not coming in today.
He's not feeling well.
623
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,957
I'm leaving. Don't tell anyone I was here.
624
00:35:49,205 --> 00:35:50,763
Bienvenue.
625
00:35:52,341 --> 00:35:54,241
No, it's Peggy.
626
00:35:55,511 --> 00:35:56,569
Hello.
627
00:35:59,415 --> 00:36:01,144
I don't think I can go out to lunch today.
628
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,649
Mr. Draper's not coming in.
629
00:36:02,752 --> 00:36:05,084
That means you can go out to lunch.
630
00:36:05,188 --> 00:36:07,088
Have you never worked
in an office before?
631
00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:08,919
Well, he could call.
632
00:36:09,025 --> 00:36:10,014
It's my second week.
633
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,593
Another time?
634
00:36:11,694 --> 00:36:13,719
I did enjoy the tour the other day.
635
00:36:13,829 --> 00:36:15,057
It was eye-opening.
636
00:36:15,164 --> 00:36:18,133
I didn't think your eyes
could be any wider.
637
00:36:18,234 --> 00:36:19,633
That's clever.
638
00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:26,634
I guess I'll go to the cart.
You want something?
639
00:36:29,345 --> 00:36:30,312
What?
640
00:36:32,014 --> 00:36:33,538
The office is gonna
empty out any second.
641
00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:35,412
We can push the couch
in front of the door.
642
00:36:35,518 --> 00:36:37,543
Paul.
643
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,918
Do you belong to someone else?
644
00:36:41,023 --> 00:36:43,583
Shit.
645
00:36:43,693 --> 00:36:45,661
I don't even like to sit in Don's chair.
646
00:36:45,761 --> 00:36:47,786
I think we've
misunderstood each other.
647
00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:54,567
But there is someone else, right?
648
00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:55,728
Yes.
649
00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:18,656
I hope you know that covering
your typewriter
650
00:37:18,761 --> 00:37:21,161
is office code for "I'm done for the day. "
651
00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:22,595
I'm not feeling so swell.
652
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:26,156
Neither am I. Look at these letters
you typed after lunch.
653
00:37:26,269 --> 00:37:31,536
Terre Haute, Indiana,
has two Rs and an A and an E at the end.
654
00:37:31,641 --> 00:37:33,370
I think either you missed
home row by a hand,
655
00:37:33,476 --> 00:37:35,706
or you were out drinking
with the junior account boys again.
656
00:37:35,811 --> 00:37:36,709
I wasn't drinking.
657
00:37:36,812 --> 00:37:38,541
I don't like your tone.
658
00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:42,016
I'll redo these right away.
659
00:37:42,118 --> 00:37:44,382
Look at you, all in a snit.
660
00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:47,415
Are you gonna watch me?
661
00:37:47,523 --> 00:37:48,751
What is wrong with you?
662
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:53,119
Honestly, why is it that every time
663
00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,254
a man takes you
out to lunch around here,
664
00:37:55,364 --> 00:37:57,195
you're... you're the dessert?
665
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,426
That's terrible.
666
00:37:58,534 --> 00:38:00,434
It's constant from every corner.
667
00:38:00,536 --> 00:38:03,061
I'm from Bay Ridge. We have manners.
668
00:38:03,172 --> 00:38:04,799
Why can't they just leave it alone?
669
00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,171
Because men always
bother you all the time.
670
00:38:07,276 --> 00:38:09,676
They follow you down the street.
671
00:38:09,779 --> 00:38:11,303
Well, not exactly.
672
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:14,110
Look, dear, I don't know you that well,
673
00:38:14,216 --> 00:38:15,979
but you're the new girl,
and you're not much,
674
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,383
so you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
675
00:38:18,487 --> 00:38:20,387
Of course.
676
00:38:20,489 --> 00:38:21,717
Don't be that way.
677
00:38:21,824 --> 00:38:23,792
I'm just offering some perspective, that's all.
678
00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:27,222
Thank you, Joan.
679
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:28,729
I'll save my thank-yous
680
00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:30,662
till you correct that correspondence.
681
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,611
I don't know why I'm here.
682
00:39:55,785 --> 00:39:57,480
I'm... I mean, I do.
683
00:39:57,586 --> 00:40:03,456
I'm... nervous, I guess.
684
00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:05,390
Anxious.
685
00:40:07,129 --> 00:40:08,926
I don't sleep that well.
686
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,625
And my hands...
687
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,565
Well, they're fine now.
688
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,775
It's like when you have
a problem with your car
689
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:25,335
and you go to the mechanic
and it's not doing it anymore.
690
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,809
Not that you are a mechanic.
691
00:40:36,425 --> 00:40:40,020
I guess a lot of people must come here
worried about the bomb.
692
00:40:40,129 --> 00:40:41,494
Is that true?
693
00:40:45,801 --> 00:40:47,735
It's a common nightmare, people say.
694
00:40:47,837 --> 00:40:49,805
I read it in a magazine.
695
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:02,515
My mother always told me
that it wasn't polite to talk about yourself.
696
00:41:06,055 --> 00:41:09,183
She passed away recently.
697
00:41:12,294 --> 00:41:14,387
I guess I already said that.
698
00:41:19,668 --> 00:41:20,828
Can I smoke in here?
699
00:41:47,763 --> 00:41:50,095
We're all so lucky to be here.
700
00:41:52,535 --> 00:41:54,594
It's 7:30.
701
00:41:54,703 --> 00:41:56,568
I have to go to Roy's reading.
702
00:41:56,672 --> 00:42:00,608
I have to be there to act surprised
when Jack Kerouac doesn't show.
703
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,743
Lock the door when you leave.
704
00:42:12,221 --> 00:42:14,781
If you're gonna go home,
take a shower.
705
00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:16,255
You stink.
706
00:42:16,358 --> 00:42:18,553
It's because I'm a man.
707
00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,686
You seem to forget that sometimes.
708
00:42:20,796 --> 00:42:22,229
I'm lucky they aren't all like you.
709
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,958
I'll take that as a compliment.
710
00:42:28,037 --> 00:42:30,369
What do women want?
711
00:42:30,472 --> 00:42:33,908
Well, one of the things has to be
not being asked something like that.
712
00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:36,569
"What do women want?
713
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,806
You know better than to ask. "
714
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,085
Give me a pen.
715
00:42:45,187 --> 00:42:46,586
Jesus.
716
00:42:53,762 --> 00:42:55,389
"What do women want?"
717
00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,461
"Any excuse to get closer. "
718
00:43:01,503 --> 00:43:02,970
Thank God.
719
00:43:04,273 --> 00:43:07,106
There's that ego people pay to see.
720
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,549
I'll have the filet of sole.
721
00:43:17,653 --> 00:43:18,847
Excellent.
722
00:43:18,954 --> 00:43:21,286
Creamed spinach or creamed corn?
723
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,288
Spinach.
724
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:23,688
Fried potatoes or au gratin?
725
00:43:23,792 --> 00:43:26,192
Au gratin. With tomato juice to start.
726
00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:27,421
I'll have a goulash.
727
00:43:27,529 --> 00:43:29,019
Very good, sir.
728
00:43:32,301 --> 00:43:34,633
Vodka gimlet.
729
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,136
Old-fashioned.
730
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:46,737
How was your day?
731
00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:49,644
Fine.
732
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,720
You know, I work with doctors.
733
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,412
They'll say anything you pay them to.
734
00:43:53,522 --> 00:43:55,752
Of course, dear.
735
00:43:55,858 --> 00:43:57,826
Dinner in the city.
736
00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,484
I'm glad I'm hungry.
737
00:44:00,896 --> 00:44:03,558
I saw an interesting thing
in the Journal American.
738
00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:04,724
Apparently, the phone company
739
00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:08,963
wants to start charging people
for unlisted numbers.
740
00:44:09,071 --> 00:44:10,629
That doesn't seem fair.
741
00:44:10,739 --> 00:44:11,831
Some people agree with you,
742
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,407
and they're giving aliases to Ma Bell.
743
00:44:13,509 --> 00:44:14,976
They call it the nom-de-phone.
744
00:44:15,077 --> 00:44:17,341
Isn't that smart?
745
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:20,142
Of course, most of them
are pornographic.
746
00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:23,445
The best one?
747
00:44:23,552 --> 00:44:24,519
Pat McGroin.
748
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,520
Oh, my God.
749
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:27,987
Hard to believe they could print that
750
00:44:28,090 --> 00:44:29,887
in the Journal American,
let alone a phone book.
751
00:44:42,071 --> 00:44:43,561
This is nice.
752
00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,421
I'll be right up.
753
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:24,338
Hello.
754
00:45:24,446 --> 00:45:25,572
Sorry to bother you so late.
755
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:26,670
It's Don Draper.
756
00:45:26,782 --> 00:45:28,272
Oh, hello, Mr. Draper.
757
00:45:28,383 --> 00:45:30,510
No, no. It's not too late at all.
758
00:45:30,619 --> 00:45:32,484
Glad to hear that.
759
00:45:32,588 --> 00:45:34,112
Well?
760
00:45:34,223 --> 00:45:38,922
Well, I had a very interesting hour
with your wife this afternoon.
761
00:45:39,027 --> 00:45:42,861
She's a very anxious young woman.
762
00:45:42,965 --> 00:45:44,933
I think you're doing the right thing.