1 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,064 Hey. Dick? 2 00:00:51,209 --> 00:00:52,369 Richard Whitman? 3 00:00:53,712 --> 00:00:55,646 Holy smokes, is that you? 4 00:00:56,815 --> 00:00:58,749 As I live and breathe. 5 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,908 It's me. Larry. 6 00:01:01,319 --> 00:01:03,753 Krisinski, L. Fort Sill? 7 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,586 Oh, of course. Larry, look at you. 8 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,421 Yeah, and you. 9 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,325 Still haven't filled out. You must be a bachelor. 10 00:01:11,430 --> 00:01:13,796 No. 11 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,958 Where are you at? I'm out of Waltham, Mass. 12 00:01:16,068 --> 00:01:19,799 I'm just spending a day in Armonk with International Business Machines. 13 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:20,929 I'm upstate. 14 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,870 Hey, I just saw Jerry Creighton. 15 00:01:22,974 --> 00:01:24,805 Remember? Slept with a sidearm in his bunk. 16 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,639 Almost blew his jaw off? 17 00:01:26,745 --> 00:01:29,339 Yeah, I remember that. 18 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:31,814 Yeah, well... Look, I should, uh... 19 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,817 Call me. We should catch up. 20 00:01:35,454 --> 00:01:36,512 Absolutely. 21 00:01:36,621 --> 00:01:37,849 Old Dick Whitman. 22 00:01:37,956 --> 00:01:40,322 What are the chances? 23 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:09,410 Good morning, Hollis. 24 00:02:09,521 --> 00:02:11,751 I mean, it's France. What do they want with the bomb? 25 00:02:11,857 --> 00:02:13,154 We must have given it to them. 26 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,192 No way the frogs came up with it on their own. 27 00:02:15,293 --> 00:02:16,920 - Hey, it's the honeymoon kid. - Hey. 28 00:02:17,028 --> 00:02:19,519 Here comes Romeo without his roe, like a dried herring. 29 00:02:19,631 --> 00:02:20,723 Do I seem different? 30 00:02:20,832 --> 00:02:22,424 You do look depleted, Humps. 31 00:02:22,534 --> 00:02:23,432 The wedding was great. 32 00:02:23,535 --> 00:02:24,797 How was the rest of it? 33 00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:26,427 You're talking about my wife here. 34 00:02:26,538 --> 00:02:28,472 Oh, she's already got you there? 35 00:02:28,573 --> 00:02:29,631 Gentlemen never discuss this. 36 00:02:29,741 --> 00:02:31,402 We're talking about you here: 37 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,070 The man who told us the coat check girl from "21" 38 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:36,511 had tangerine panties. 39 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,640 Come on, buddy boy, spill. 40 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,741 I don't know. 41 00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:43,116 Something happened in the ceremony. 42 00:02:43,221 --> 00:02:46,782 It's when he said that thing about being new baptized. 43 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:49,486 I just felt this calm come over me. 44 00:02:49,594 --> 00:02:52,256 So what you're saying is, uh, a lot of missionary? 45 00:02:57,903 --> 00:02:59,734 Fine. 46 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:02,363 So she's laying there, right? 47 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,032 And she kept looking at the maps, 48 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:07,475 talking about all the things we were going to do... 49 00:03:07,579 --> 00:03:09,206 but we never did. 50 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,214 Ladies Home Journal. I can get that at Mom's. 51 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,544 Welcome back, Mr. Campbell. 52 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,585 Well, hey, there. 53 00:03:14,686 --> 00:03:16,881 The ring, it's like catnip. 54 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:21,118 Did you know that 600,000 gallons of water go over the Falls per second? 55 00:03:21,226 --> 00:03:22,193 Per second! 56 00:03:22,294 --> 00:03:23,921 Oh, look. He's back. 57 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,394 Good morning. 58 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,931 - Congratulations. - Welcome back. 59 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,625 Thanks, everybody. 60 00:03:29,734 --> 00:03:31,133 When did this place get so friendly? 61 00:03:31,236 --> 00:03:32,328 I guess people missed you. 62 00:03:32,437 --> 00:03:34,268 - Welcome back, Mr. Campbell. - Hildy. 63 00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:40,036 Close the door! 64 00:03:40,145 --> 00:03:42,045 Close the door! 65 00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:46,378 Who put the Chinamen in my office? 66 00:03:47,485 --> 00:03:48,850 Welcome back. 67 00:03:56,161 --> 00:04:00,120 They paid an Oriental family to be in Mr. Campbell's office. 68 00:04:00,232 --> 00:04:02,166 Someone will finally be working in there. 69 00:04:10,442 --> 00:04:13,605 Mr. Romano, Mr. Kinsey, and Mr. Crane are here for your meeting. 70 00:04:16,181 --> 00:04:17,546 Do you need a minute? 71 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:19,139 Do you need a minute? You must. 72 00:04:19,251 --> 00:04:21,776 You keep moving the Secor laxative discussion. 73 00:04:25,156 --> 00:04:27,124 See what we did to Campbell's office? 74 00:04:28,593 --> 00:04:29,924 What do we have? 75 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,130 Let me remind you, safe and reliable would make me doze off 76 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,565 if I wasn't so blighted by the scourge of constipation. 77 00:04:37,669 --> 00:04:40,467 Well, what can I say? I'm blocked. 78 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,938 I told you he wouldn't think that was funny. 79 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,303 I got one. 80 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,207 How 'bout "Secor. It's satisfeculant"? 81 00:04:47,312 --> 00:04:49,143 Stay in the art department, Sal. 82 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:53,115 I'm just saying we can be funny, like those Volkswagen people. 83 00:04:53,218 --> 00:04:54,446 You see this yet? 84 00:04:54,552 --> 00:04:55,610 I have. 85 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,654 I don't know what I hate about it the most, 86 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:58,882 the ad or the car. 87 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:00,355 You know, they did one last year. 88 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,153 Same kind of smirk. Remember "Think small"? 89 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,285 It was a half-page ad in a full-page buy. 90 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,658 You could barely see the product. 91 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,822 I don't get it. 92 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,455 Elvis just got back from West Germany. 93 00:05:08,566 --> 00:05:10,363 Why not put him in it? 94 00:05:10,468 --> 00:05:11,730 They must be getting results. 95 00:05:11,836 --> 00:05:14,270 They keep going back to the well. 96 00:05:14,372 --> 00:05:16,431 I want the Chinamen out of the building by lunch. 97 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:17,974 I'm still waiting on my shirts. 98 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,871 You've seen this? 99 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,220 - I'm back now. - I see that. 100 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,556 So... 101 00:05:40,665 --> 00:05:42,724 I should be on the list for the meeting. 102 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:44,631 Oh, I just... 103 00:05:44,736 --> 00:05:46,465 I didn't know when you were coming back. 104 00:05:46,571 --> 00:05:47,663 Right. 105 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:51,769 Yeah, well, it's today. Here I am. 106 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,575 They're all in there already. You can go in. 107 00:06:00,085 --> 00:06:01,074 Peggy... 108 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:07,487 When I came over that night, 109 00:06:07,592 --> 00:06:09,822 you know, before. 110 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:11,054 I was there. 111 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,563 You know... 112 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,258 I'm married now. 113 00:06:17,369 --> 00:06:18,427 I know. 114 00:06:18,536 --> 00:06:19,935 So... 115 00:06:24,109 --> 00:06:26,873 Pete... 116 00:06:26,978 --> 00:06:29,208 I understand. 117 00:06:29,314 --> 00:06:30,474 It never happened. 118 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,748 You want me to buzz you in? 119 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,447 The door looks a little bit open. 120 00:06:44,262 --> 00:06:46,526 Sorry about that. I took the Chinese out of the building. 121 00:06:46,631 --> 00:06:48,189 But I have a feeling in an hour 122 00:06:48,299 --> 00:06:49,857 I'm gonna want to take them out again. 123 00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:55,797 Bernbach. He's a Jew. 124 00:06:56,908 --> 00:06:59,206 If I were him, I wouldn't want to help reindustrialize Germany. 125 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,709 Everybody's got a price. 126 00:07:00,812 --> 00:07:02,177 Oh, yeah, I saw that. 127 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,804 Honesty. It's a great angle. 128 00:07:03,915 --> 00:07:06,816 No chrome, no horsepower, 129 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:09,011 foreign, ugly. 130 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,348 Guess they went with their strengths. 131 00:07:10,455 --> 00:07:12,582 - It is funny. - It is? 132 00:07:12,690 --> 00:07:13,884 'Cause I think the joke's on us. 133 00:07:13,992 --> 00:07:17,018 You're supposed to look at that and say it's a great car, not a great ad. 134 00:07:17,128 --> 00:07:18,561 I laughed. I think it's brilliant. 135 00:07:18,663 --> 00:07:19,994 Brilliant. 136 00:07:20,098 --> 00:07:23,397 I'll tell you what brilliance in advertising is: 99 cents. 137 00:07:23,501 --> 00:07:24,661 Somebody thought of that, Campbell. 138 00:07:24,769 --> 00:07:27,067 Well, say what you want. Love it or hate it, 139 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:30,573 the fact remains we've been talking about this for the last 15 minutes. 140 00:07:32,143 --> 00:07:34,134 And this is Playboy. 141 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,906 Of course, what we should have been talking about is Secor laxative, 142 00:07:39,017 --> 00:07:42,350 unless, as it appears, there is nothing to say. 143 00:07:42,454 --> 00:07:44,752 I don't want to hear this. 144 00:07:44,856 --> 00:07:46,289 We're on the case. 145 00:07:46,391 --> 00:07:49,588 Part of this job is doing things you don't want to do. 146 00:07:49,694 --> 00:07:50,820 Most of it. 147 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,968 It's good to be back, Draper. I missed you. 148 00:07:58,069 --> 00:08:00,333 Then it must not have been much of a honeymoon. 149 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:05,769 I'm sorry. Welcome back. 150 00:08:05,877 --> 00:08:07,970 How's married life? 151 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:09,569 It's pretty swell. 152 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,385 I was raised that men don't wear jewelry. 153 00:08:15,487 --> 00:08:18,320 I kind of like it. 154 00:08:18,423 --> 00:08:20,015 Trudy's a lot funnier than I thought. 155 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,456 I'm actually looking forward to going home tonight. 156 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,619 Well, I look forward to meeting her. 157 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:27,762 Hey, maybe one of these nights 158 00:08:27,866 --> 00:08:30,630 we could get dinner together with the, uh, wives. 159 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:31,861 Maybe we can. 160 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:51,654 You know, girls, we'd be happy to bring you coffee. 161 00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:53,246 I was on my way over anyways. 162 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,553 I have something of yours. 163 00:08:57,061 --> 00:08:59,222 Lady Chatterley's Lover. I finished it last night. 164 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,696 Good to the last drop, right? 165 00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:03,824 Well, I can see why it got banned. 166 00:09:03,935 --> 00:09:05,835 Well, you don't have to be so shy about it. 167 00:09:05,937 --> 00:09:07,234 It's literature. 168 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,703 That is a huge pocketbook, Joan. 169 00:09:08,806 --> 00:09:12,003 Well, it's got a change of clothing and a toothbrush in it. 170 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,577 A hope chest. 171 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,578 Have you read this, Peggy? 172 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,740 I don't think that's a good idea. 173 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:23,651 There's, um... this word in it a lot. 174 00:09:23,755 --> 00:09:24,983 I know the word, Joan. 175 00:09:25,089 --> 00:09:26,522 Well, it's sad, really, 176 00:09:26,624 --> 00:09:28,990 because even with its reputation, men won't read it. 177 00:09:29,093 --> 00:09:30,424 And they really should. 178 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,018 I don't care if it's 500 years old. 179 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:35,031 It's another testimony to how most people think marriage is a joke. 180 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,828 They rip a lot of clothing. 181 00:09:36,935 --> 00:09:38,266 Yeah, it's a fantasy. 182 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,599 He's married, and she's married. 183 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,969 The desperate passion of the forbidden. 184 00:09:43,074 --> 00:09:44,598 Can I borrow it? 185 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,734 She's making it sound better than it is. 186 00:09:46,844 --> 00:09:48,471 There's a few good parts, that's all. 187 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,844 And the book just opens to those pages by itself. 188 00:09:53,351 --> 00:09:54,682 Hey, don't read it on the train. 189 00:09:54,786 --> 00:09:56,219 It'll attract the wrong element. 190 00:09:57,522 --> 00:09:58,546 - Bye. - Bye. 191 00:10:03,595 --> 00:10:05,790 So the doctor says to him, "I hope you're happy. 192 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,455 "While you were out finishing a round of golf, 193 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,226 "your wife was in a horrible accident. 194 00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:11,165 "She is gonna need 'round-the-clock care. 195 00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:13,100 Bathing, toilet. " 196 00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:14,933 Then the doc looks at him and says, 197 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:16,063 "I'm just kidding. She's dead. 198 00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:17,436 Hey, what'd you shoot?" 199 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:19,169 ...initial research report 200 00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:22,212 and what I think are some very astute market observations. 201 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,511 Mr. Draper. 202 00:10:26,618 --> 00:10:29,382 Pleased to see you didn't disappear the minute you cashed my check. 203 00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:31,614 We appreciate your business. 204 00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:33,122 Kenny, of course, you know. 205 00:10:33,224 --> 00:10:35,419 Harry Crane, media. 206 00:10:35,526 --> 00:10:38,359 And Mr. George Pelham over here, who is from research, 207 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,522 and who has more degrees than a Russian protractor. 208 00:10:40,632 --> 00:10:42,259 That's quite an introduction. 209 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,426 From the other side of the pond, I see. 210 00:10:44,535 --> 00:10:46,196 We take his word for it. 211 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:52,008 So, uh, that is yours to keep. 212 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:56,342 But if you'd like to follow along, you'll see from the overview 213 00:10:56,447 --> 00:11:00,816 our primary focus was Saks, Henri Bendel, and Bonwit Teller. 214 00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:03,682 Our research uncovered a variety of options 215 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,224 they utilize to attract your desired customers. 216 00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:11,625 One thing these stores have in common is a comfortable shopping environment. 217 00:11:11,729 --> 00:11:14,027 Spacious, open sales floors, 218 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,896 An almost conspicuous lack of clutter. 219 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:18,366 Merchandise is minimal 220 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:22,872 and neatly presented on tables and in display cases. 221 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:28,037 This "less is more" philosophy is also evident in the window displays. 222 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:32,048 For example, only one sweater to a window, 223 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,483 as opposed to windows stuffed with merchandise. 224 00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,417 My father's going to love that. 225 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,922 Believe it or not, it even applies to the mannequins. 226 00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:41,753 Bendel's takes the heads off theirs 227 00:11:41,859 --> 00:11:44,123 so the shopper can imagine them to be anyone. 228 00:11:44,228 --> 00:11:45,718 Anyone without a head. 229 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,695 Along with these cosmetic changes, 230 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:52,361 you'll also need to provide what we call boutique extras. 231 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:53,664 A personal shopping service, 232 00:11:53,771 --> 00:11:55,170 private fashion shows, 233 00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:56,706 and designer collections. 234 00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:58,571 This is comprehensive. 235 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,507 It's the lay of the land. 236 00:12:00,611 --> 00:12:04,172 Just from holding it, I feel more informed about my competitors than ever. 237 00:12:06,284 --> 00:12:09,583 And yet my store already has a personal shopping service 238 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,019 and designer collections, 239 00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:14,523 which makes me wonder if you were so focused on my competitors 240 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,718 that you failed to visit my store. 241 00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:20,294 I've been away on my honeymoon. 242 00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:21,797 I've been there a few times. 243 00:12:21,899 --> 00:12:24,891 It's a beautiful old place. 244 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:31,198 Miss Menken, I can assure you 245 00:12:31,309 --> 00:12:35,712 that no one at this table has ever been to your store. 246 00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:38,976 A wrong I will personally correct this afternoon. 247 00:12:42,086 --> 00:12:44,384 It's right on 5th Avenue. 248 00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:48,425 That's one big block over and a dozen little blocks up. 249 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,827 It's been there for 30 years. 250 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:53,556 - I'll walk you out. - I've got it. 251 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,502 Harry. 252 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,867 What? 253 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,001 It was nice the way you handled that. 254 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,044 It's hard to get caught in a lie. 255 00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:09,636 Well, it wasn't a lie. 256 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,011 It was ineptitude with insufficient cover. 257 00:13:13,684 --> 00:13:16,778 Something about the way you talk always restores my confidence. 258 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,651 I have a deep voice. 259 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,417 This afternoon, then. 260 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,356 It's a date. 261 00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:27,228 New junior exec. 262 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,597 Changing her store could take six months... 263 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,040 or a year, if I know what's good for me. 264 00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:41,941 - What was that in there? - What? 265 00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:44,241 Don and Molly Goldberg. Did you see that? 266 00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:45,838 Yeah, I caught it. What's your point? 267 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,815 I don't know. I mean, everybody always jokes about it, 268 00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,183 but I've never seen Draper really turn that switch on before. 269 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,586 I guess he likes her. What would you do? 270 00:13:56,828 --> 00:13:58,352 Trying to quit. 271 00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:02,489 You are really putting the junior in junior executive. 272 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,898 Look, you're married now, all right? 273 00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:08,267 I'm a part of that club, too. Two very happy years. 274 00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,840 But when I'm out in the world... 275 00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:12,807 I don't know. I don't do it much. 276 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,036 I'm not good at it... 277 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,908 The flirting, the double entendres... 278 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,708 You mean something on the side? 279 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:22,115 No. I mean enjoying the company of women 280 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,154 in the limited way a married man can. 281 00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,354 It's all we have, really. 282 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,722 I can't speak for everyone, but it's plenty for me. 283 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,795 Same. I guess on some level, 284 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,727 I always thought Draper was the same way. 285 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,264 Draper? 286 00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:36,526 Who knows anything about that guy. 287 00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,192 No one's ever lifted that rock. 288 00:14:38,302 --> 00:14:41,032 He could be Batman for all we know. 289 00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:44,301 Mr. Campbell, you wife's on the phone. 290 00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:46,342 There's bird shit on the couch. 291 00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,843 That was priceless. 292 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,844 Hello, honey. 293 00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:52,813 Dinner? Wow. 294 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,181 What do I want for dinner? 295 00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:57,083 I don't know. 296 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,748 Anything but chicken. 297 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,983 Yes, they missed me. 298 00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:04,619 Uh, rib eye in the pan with butter. 299 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,629 Ice cream. 300 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,289 I love you, too. 301 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:14,264 There's going to be dinner waiting for me when I get home. 302 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,237 Yeah. How about that? 303 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:46,897 Mr. Kurland was mitigating a skirmish in our housewares section. 304 00:15:47,004 --> 00:15:48,835 Why do I hire young girls? 305 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,374 Because they cost practically nothing. 306 00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,306 Costume change. 307 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,901 This is my closet. 308 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,711 The original tenants laid the last brick the day before the crash. 309 00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:03,684 Boy, were they in for a surprise. 310 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:10,049 As I hope you know by now, our original store was just off 7th Avenue. 311 00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:11,628 It was just hosiery. 312 00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,993 Then they started pulling piecework from sweatshops. 313 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,363 By 1932, these people had failed. 314 00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:20,801 My father and uncle picked this place up for a shekel. 315 00:16:20,905 --> 00:16:23,305 Well, it is crowded. 316 00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:25,671 But that might have something to do with the sale, 317 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,142 which means that, if we're successful, 318 00:16:28,245 --> 00:16:29,769 you're gonna lose the customers you have 319 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,643 in order to get the customers you want. 320 00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:33,614 I was gonna start with raising prices. 321 00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:35,583 Can you imagine what my father said? 322 00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,449 Well, you do have to give them something 323 00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:38,920 for their higher dollar count. 324 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:42,982 It's just awfully hard to define what that is. 325 00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,829 How may I help you? 326 00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,596 I make them say that. 327 00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:55,171 Carol, can we see this tray right here? 328 00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,209 Sea horses, 329 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,442 crowns, 330 00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:07,778 lucky dice. 331 00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:11,047 Medieval knights. 332 00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:23,633 That's better. 333 00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:24,826 Thank you. 334 00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:33,974 Let's take a look at the second floor. 335 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:45,085 We're known for our service. 336 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,747 That's gotta be a tough job. 337 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,984 I know. 338 00:17:49,093 --> 00:17:51,926 I've always liked how quiet it is up here. 339 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,725 Well, that might explain the lack of customers. 340 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,597 I can see the charm, but... 341 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,638 the room is too dark, too old-fashioned. 342 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,071 The products look old. 343 00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,437 But the people look wonderful. 344 00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,869 It's a shame we're gonna have to lop their heads off. 345 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,244 It'll ruin your favorite part of the store. 346 00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,476 It's not my favorite part, actually. 347 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,265 The grand lot of us are going to Lansky's. 348 00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:33,996 Can you believe it? 349 00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:36,505 Have a swell time. I've got plans. 350 00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:41,471 You look nice. 351 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,385 Hell. 352 00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:59,224 Manhattan at your feet. I can see the appeal. 353 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,820 The view's okay. 354 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,628 Now, this is my favorite part of the store. 355 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,530 Hey there, Missy. 356 00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:10,637 Hey. 357 00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:12,641 I haven't seen you in a while. 358 00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:15,303 - Hey. - How did they get the penthouse? 359 00:19:15,412 --> 00:19:17,039 They patrol. 360 00:19:17,148 --> 00:19:18,706 It's the only way to make sure 361 00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,716 there isn't anyone hiding in the store at night. 362 00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:22,479 Well, they know I'm with you, right? 363 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:25,714 These two are Carla and Leona. 364 00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:29,259 Not the originals, but third generation, 365 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,760 and what every generation of Menken dog 366 00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:36,026 shall be named until the end of time. 367 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,964 I made my father's legal counsel add that 368 00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,036 to the store's by-laws when I was 9. 369 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,503 So even then you enjoyed telling men what to do. 370 00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:46,064 To be fair, the store was practically home. 371 00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:48,372 My father liked to work. 372 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,777 I used to come out here and talk to them... 373 00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:52,007 well, the originals... 374 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:53,845 every night. 375 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:57,819 For a little girl, a dog can be all you need. 376 00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:00,948 They protect you. They listen. 377 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:03,458 I had my sister, but there weren't other kids. 378 00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:07,053 And, of course, my mother wasn't around. 379 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,758 Well, that's not always a bad thing. 380 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,028 Who knows? 381 00:20:12,136 --> 00:20:14,036 She died when she was having me. 382 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,442 Anyway, my sister became my only company. 383 00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,908 And frankly, 384 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,979 these bitches were easier to handle. 385 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,983 What is this? 386 00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:36,525 Don't try to convince me that you were ever unloved. 387 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,385 I don't know what to say. 388 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:20,630 Listen... 389 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,567 I'm married. 390 00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:37,316 I guess I didn't ask 'cause I didn't want to know. 391 00:21:39,556 --> 00:21:41,456 That shouldn't have happened. 392 00:21:43,294 --> 00:21:45,762 Well, you couldn't help yourself. 393 00:21:45,863 --> 00:21:48,957 I knew what I wanted... 394 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:51,000 from the first time you stormed out of our office. 395 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,126 You stormed out of your office. 396 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,907 I took you up here. That was stupid. 397 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,701 I just so looked forward to seeing you again. 398 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,544 Now I guess that's over. 399 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,890 I know you understand 400 00:22:18,996 --> 00:22:22,261 I'd rather not have to explain this to anyone. 401 00:22:22,366 --> 00:22:23,355 The account stays. 402 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,435 I just want someone else on it. 403 00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:30,296 Don't look at me like that. 404 00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,533 What do you do, just kiss women all the time? 405 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:34,702 Women you aren't married to? 406 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,746 Of course not. 407 00:22:36,847 --> 00:22:40,248 Well, then, am I supposed to live some life running alongside yours? 408 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,150 I have some checks to sign. 409 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,802 Excuse me. 410 00:23:37,908 --> 00:23:39,637 You dropped your paper. 411 00:23:43,113 --> 00:23:44,137 Thank you. 412 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,342 Daddy! 413 00:24:21,452 --> 00:24:22,976 Daddy! Daddy! 414 00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:25,054 Wake up. It's my birthday. 415 00:24:25,155 --> 00:24:26,588 It's my birthday! 416 00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:28,055 It's my birthday! 417 00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:30,888 It's not your birthday. It's your party. 418 00:24:30,994 --> 00:24:32,222 Don, the party's at 2:00. 419 00:24:32,329 --> 00:24:35,787 You have to put together the P-L-A-Y-H-O-U-S-E. 420 00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:39,058 How am I going to put together a pony? 421 00:24:39,169 --> 00:24:42,104 A pony? I'm getting a pony? 422 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:44,299 Bobby, I'm getting a pony! 423 00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:47,570 Great. 424 00:24:48,912 --> 00:24:51,142 She'll forget all about it when she sees the playhouse. 425 00:24:55,719 --> 00:24:58,347 There's a bacon and egg sandwich for you on the range. 426 00:25:47,538 --> 00:25:49,506 It's got a red door like ours! 427 00:25:49,606 --> 00:25:51,130 Daddy! 428 00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,675 You are not supposed to see this yet. 429 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,439 Why don't you run to the garage and get me another beer? 430 00:25:57,548 --> 00:25:58,606 Okay. 431 00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:06,580 Capers? 432 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,453 You want to pick those out of the rug? 433 00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:10,288 Well, they look naked. 434 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:14,262 Well, the only thing this one wants is raw hamburger. 435 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,764 What does that mean? 436 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,232 I think that's enough of that. 437 00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:19,666 Well, how many are we? 438 00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:21,328 Us, you... 439 00:26:21,438 --> 00:26:22,928 Carlton's with the kids. Make it quick. 440 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,133 The Darlings, Helen Bishop... 441 00:26:25,242 --> 00:26:27,574 - You didn't. - I had to. 442 00:26:27,678 --> 00:26:29,270 She saw me buying balloons at the market. 443 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,903 - Didn't seem right. - So what? 444 00:26:31,014 --> 00:26:33,983 I just brought her the pie, got my dish back at the end. 445 00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:36,484 Have you seen her walking up Downtree Ridge? 446 00:26:36,587 --> 00:26:38,748 Where the hell is she walking to? 447 00:26:39,856 --> 00:26:42,017 I don't know. 448 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,285 How old is her kid? 449 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,554 Kids. 450 00:26:45,662 --> 00:26:46,788 The boy is 9. 451 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,797 I'm gonna say Gary, maybe Glen? 452 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,366 And the baby is a 2-year-old. 453 00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:52,492 She said she was gonna try and get a sitter. 454 00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:54,594 I would. 455 00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:56,696 It's probably a big event for her. 456 00:27:03,714 --> 00:27:05,272 That man. 457 00:27:07,284 --> 00:27:08,581 I know. 458 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:05,066 You didn't use the powder room, did you? 459 00:28:05,175 --> 00:28:07,040 It will appear untouched. 460 00:28:08,345 --> 00:28:09,403 Everyone's gonna be here soon. 461 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,481 Why don't you go up and take a shower? 462 00:28:11,581 --> 00:28:13,139 Want company? 463 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,685 Mint juleps. It's that time of year. 464 00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:02,629 - Wonderful. - I'm so thirsty lately. 465 00:29:05,635 --> 00:29:07,227 Ready or not, here I come! 466 00:29:07,337 --> 00:29:09,862 There's date nut bread, cold turkey, 467 00:29:09,973 --> 00:29:12,032 and Waldorf salad for the adults. 468 00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:18,105 And I just made peanut butter sandwiches for the kids. 469 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,944 I know everybody eats that. 470 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,711 Thank you. 471 00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:23,718 And in case anybody's going to ask, 472 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,185 I did not get that clown. 473 00:29:25,288 --> 00:29:26,653 - Oh. - Oh. 474 00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:28,691 He got booked in some off-Broadway show. 475 00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:30,760 About clowns? I think we saw that. 476 00:29:30,861 --> 00:29:34,024 It's not the one where they take their clothes off, is it? 477 00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:35,120 Who knew that could be boring? 478 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,259 Want something a little stronger there, Carlton? 479 00:29:39,369 --> 00:29:40,427 He'll manage. 480 00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:42,027 We were thinking about you, Don. 481 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,097 We saw this thing on TV. 482 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,540 It was right in the middle of the news. It was cute. 483 00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:48,838 The guy flying with his hat on. 484 00:29:48,945 --> 00:29:51,140 - Did you do that one? - It was so cute. 485 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,376 - I think the man looks exactly like Henry. - Except not as handsome. 486 00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,043 I haven't seen that. 487 00:29:57,154 --> 00:29:59,452 I'm going to go and leave the kids' food out. 488 00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:01,854 Let's not even bother trying to get them to sit. 489 00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:03,152 I'll co-pilot. 490 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,852 Heard a good one the other day. 491 00:30:04,961 --> 00:30:05,859 No, Chet. 492 00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:07,259 I'm gonna tell the joke. 493 00:30:07,364 --> 00:30:09,662 Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. 494 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,097 You have a choice to make: 495 00:30:11,201 --> 00:30:13,669 You go to lunch or a movie? 496 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,067 It's good, right? 497 00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:16,503 Hey, I'm missing the ball game. 498 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,164 I might as well have some fun. 499 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,799 Hey. 500 00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:21,878 So how are things on Mad Ave, Don? 501 00:30:21,978 --> 00:30:24,105 Looks like they're taking care of you. 502 00:30:24,214 --> 00:30:26,876 We got it all, huh? 503 00:30:26,983 --> 00:30:28,780 Yep, this is it. 504 00:30:31,488 --> 00:30:35,822 Maybe it's his obsession with sports, but it's been hard for Jack. 505 00:30:35,926 --> 00:30:38,861 Marilyn, I've been watching Kevin, and he gets around very well. 506 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:43,155 I bet he doesn't know the difference. 507 00:30:43,266 --> 00:30:44,494 He does. 508 00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:46,592 He's very determined. 509 00:30:46,703 --> 00:30:49,729 Jack really gets angry anytime someone mentions the vaccine, 510 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,774 and I tell him we should be grateful. 511 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:53,934 First of all, it could have been much worse. 512 00:30:54,044 --> 00:30:55,602 It could have gotten to his lungs. 513 00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:58,340 Second of all, this can't happen to other children. 514 00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:00,245 They think they're athletes. 515 00:31:00,350 --> 00:31:01,749 I want to say to Chet, 516 00:31:01,852 --> 00:31:04,013 "I saw you play football in high school. 517 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,180 Your son's going to be a tackling dummy just like you. " 518 00:31:17,901 --> 00:31:18,959 According to Glen here, 519 00:31:19,069 --> 00:31:22,266 when the door's a little bit open, you're supposed to come in. 520 00:31:22,372 --> 00:31:24,272 Hello, Helen. 521 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:30,103 I hate to start with a bunch of excuses, but the babysitter was late, 522 00:31:30,213 --> 00:31:32,044 and I still haven't unpacked all the boxes, 523 00:31:32,148 --> 00:31:34,378 so this was the only paper I could find. 524 00:31:36,052 --> 00:31:39,749 It should be Christmas all year as far as I'm concerned. 525 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,251 Ajury in New York City 526 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,762 is expected to receive the tax evasion paper... 527 00:31:49,232 --> 00:31:53,191 ...Opera's production of Mozart's Marriage of Figaro, 528 00:31:53,303 --> 00:31:56,534 with Robert Merrill and Joan Sutherland. 529 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,040 Don, you have to pick up the cake from Hightop. 530 00:31:59,142 --> 00:32:02,509 Oh, and this is Helen Bishop and Glen. 531 00:32:02,612 --> 00:32:03,772 Nice to meet you all. 532 00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:07,415 Don. He goes with me. 533 00:32:07,517 --> 00:32:10,486 Then Carlton, Chet, and Jack. 534 00:32:10,587 --> 00:32:11,611 Glen, I'm pretty sure there are 535 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,120 some peanut butter sandwiches and a BB gun 536 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,155 out there in the backyard. 537 00:32:14,257 --> 00:32:15,656 Why don't you come with me? 538 00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:23,557 Don, can I speak with you? 539 00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:26,727 Let's see, I told you about the cake, 540 00:32:26,836 --> 00:32:29,805 and... oh, can you take some movies this time? 541 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,431 Of everyone or just Chief Tiny Tim? 542 00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:35,670 You bought that camera, and you always forget. 543 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:37,246 Okay. 544 00:32:41,685 --> 00:32:45,781 Ladies, ladies, this is Helen Bishop. 545 00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:47,686 - This is Marilyn. - Nice to meet you. 546 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:48,780 And Nancy. 547 00:32:48,892 --> 00:32:51,019 She seems scared, poor thing. 548 00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:55,086 Trust me, those hens are gonna peck her to death. 549 00:32:55,198 --> 00:32:57,894 Do you see her running around in that little Volkswagen? 550 00:32:58,001 --> 00:32:59,298 That's kind of desperate. 551 00:32:59,402 --> 00:33:01,461 That won't help her. It's got no back seat. 552 00:33:01,571 --> 00:33:03,300 She'll have to find some midget hitchhiker. 553 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,939 Last time I saw one of those, I think I was throwing a grenade into it. 554 00:33:09,045 --> 00:33:09,943 Yeah. 555 00:33:10,046 --> 00:33:12,537 The problem with Easter break is it's too long. 556 00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:13,877 The doldrums. 557 00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:16,817 We're thinking about seven days, six nights, in Boca Raton, 558 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,013 with mosquitoes as big as a silver dollar. 559 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:22,387 And believe me, those aren't the only giant noses you'll have to deal with. 560 00:33:22,492 --> 00:33:24,255 Francine. 561 00:33:24,361 --> 00:33:26,192 Carlton and I went there on our honeymoon, 562 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,355 and all I can say is we were outnumbered. 563 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:29,363 It's uncomfortable. 564 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:30,899 You want to be able to relax. 565 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,969 We went to Bermuda on our honeymoon. 566 00:33:33,069 --> 00:33:34,127 Pink sand beaches. 567 00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:36,330 Where did you go? 568 00:33:37,574 --> 00:33:40,270 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 569 00:33:42,112 --> 00:33:44,945 It's okay. I went to Paris. 570 00:33:45,048 --> 00:33:47,812 Four years of Mount Holyoke French. 571 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,407 Haven't used it since. 572 00:33:52,555 --> 00:33:55,752 And I wouldn't give it back, even being with Glen's father. 573 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,759 Is that your ex-husband? 574 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,519 Yes. 575 00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,762 I went to Italy. 576 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:05,129 Not on my honeymoon, 577 00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:07,965 but right after I graduated from Bryn Mawr. 578 00:34:08,071 --> 00:34:09,265 What a summer. 579 00:34:09,372 --> 00:34:10,498 Three Coins in the Fountain. 580 00:34:10,607 --> 00:34:11,938 It was right about that time. 581 00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:13,771 You must have loved Paris. 582 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,276 It's all walking. 583 00:34:15,378 --> 00:34:17,005 What do you mean? 584 00:34:17,113 --> 00:34:20,207 Just that I've seen you walking around the neighborhood. 585 00:34:20,316 --> 00:34:23,945 I've seen you, too, when I was driving. I think I waved. 586 00:34:24,054 --> 00:34:25,919 Where are you going when you do that? 587 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,923 No place. I just like to walk. 588 00:34:32,062 --> 00:34:33,552 But where? 589 00:34:33,663 --> 00:34:35,494 Anywhere. 590 00:34:35,598 --> 00:34:38,226 It just relaxes me and clears my mind. 591 00:34:38,334 --> 00:34:40,461 I heard on the radio that Einstein did it. 592 00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:43,130 Einstein? He's got his hands into everything. 593 00:34:56,753 --> 00:34:57,879 Sweetie. 594 00:34:57,987 --> 00:34:59,045 Hi, Daddy! 595 00:35:13,203 --> 00:35:14,693 What are you, Frank Sinatra? 596 00:35:14,804 --> 00:35:16,601 I was looking for Glen. 597 00:35:16,706 --> 00:35:19,607 Bunch of them just ran through. 598 00:35:23,113 --> 00:35:25,047 There are the boys. 599 00:35:25,148 --> 00:35:26,877 How are we doing? 600 00:35:31,554 --> 00:35:33,317 It's, uh, it's Helen, right? 601 00:35:35,658 --> 00:35:37,785 I know your situation, 602 00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:40,192 and my heart breaks for that little boy. 603 00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,025 I have a baby, too. 604 00:35:43,066 --> 00:35:44,226 You can act strong, 605 00:35:44,334 --> 00:35:46,393 but I just want to volunteer. 606 00:35:46,503 --> 00:35:47,595 If you ever need someone 607 00:35:47,704 --> 00:35:49,763 to throw the ball around with him some Sunday, 608 00:35:49,873 --> 00:35:51,738 take him to the beach. 609 00:35:51,841 --> 00:35:53,968 That would be nice. 610 00:35:55,411 --> 00:35:58,471 I'm sure eventually I'd get so used to your Sunday visits, 611 00:35:58,581 --> 00:36:01,550 I'd join you at the beach, just the four of us. 612 00:36:01,651 --> 00:36:04,620 Then one night, you'd drop us off at the house 613 00:36:04,721 --> 00:36:07,417 and walk me in with an umbrella. 614 00:36:07,524 --> 00:36:08,855 The kids would go to sleep, 615 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,789 and we'd laugh about all the funny things 616 00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:12,589 that happened at the beach that day. 617 00:36:12,695 --> 00:36:14,856 I don't want you telling Francine 618 00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,558 that I suggested something that I didn't. 619 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:20,830 Well, I'm sorry if I misunderstood. 620 00:37:05,215 --> 00:37:07,080 You dented the car. 621 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,981 I like sleeping on the couch. 622 00:37:10,086 --> 00:37:11,713 I don't like your tone. 623 00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:14,016 Take your shoes off. 624 00:37:31,241 --> 00:37:33,209 Interesting crowd in there. 625 00:37:36,779 --> 00:37:38,713 Same crowd out here. 626 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,411 How about the Einstein thing? 627 00:37:42,518 --> 00:37:45,578 I wonder if old Albert swung his hips like that when he walked. 628 00:37:45,688 --> 00:37:48,020 She probably got her hair tips from him, too. 629 00:37:48,124 --> 00:37:49,682 Glen is so quiet. 630 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,419 Not to mention wrinkled. 631 00:37:51,527 --> 00:37:55,293 Maybe she hasn't unpacked her iron, either. 632 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,492 Christmas paper? Please. 633 00:37:58,601 --> 00:38:00,091 She works. 634 00:38:00,203 --> 00:38:03,001 It has to be hard to run a house, too. 635 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:05,404 Manning a counter at a jewelry store? 636 00:38:05,508 --> 00:38:06,998 It's not that demanding. 637 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:11,137 I don't know. I had a job in sales before I was a mom. 638 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,976 Have you seen my mom? 639 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,745 No, honey. Maybe she's in the dining room. 640 00:38:19,355 --> 00:38:20,549 Betty. 641 00:38:20,657 --> 00:38:21,681 What? 642 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:37,201 Don, will you please go to Hightop and get the cake? 643 00:38:48,818 --> 00:38:51,719 Hey. Don't run in the house. 644 00:38:51,821 --> 00:38:53,186 What is going on in here? 645 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,280 Your kid knocked over a drink. 646 00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:58,485 You need to tell him this is not a jungle gym. 647 00:38:58,594 --> 00:39:01,688 Ernie, did you hear what Mr. Farrelly said? 648 00:39:02,932 --> 00:39:05,833 Did you say you were sorry? 649 00:39:05,935 --> 00:39:07,664 Do you want some more? 650 00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:10,500 No. Come on. He heard me. 651 00:39:10,606 --> 00:39:13,598 Go get your mother and have her clean this up. 652 00:39:52,248 --> 00:39:53,806 Okay. Thank you. 653 00:39:57,253 --> 00:39:58,584 The woman at the bakery said 654 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,747 he picked up the cake almost an hour ago. 655 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,950 Do you think he had an accident? 656 00:40:03,059 --> 00:40:04,048 Let's go. 657 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,957 We haven't done birthday cake. 658 00:40:06,062 --> 00:40:07,620 There's not going to be a cake. 659 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,789 Am I the only one that knows that? 660 00:40:11,067 --> 00:40:15,436 Don Draper, you are a first class heel, and I salute you. 661 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,062 Let's go. 662 00:40:17,173 --> 00:40:19,539 Swell party. Food was delicious. 663 00:40:25,681 --> 00:40:28,081 I might have a cake. 664 00:40:28,184 --> 00:40:30,482 A Sara Lee in my freezer. 665 00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:32,611 Well, could you go get it? 666 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,815 Please. That would be so great. 667 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,092 For she's a jolly good fellow 668 00:40:47,203 --> 00:40:49,535 For she's a jolly good fellow 669 00:40:49,639 --> 00:40:53,803 For Sally's a jolly good fellow 670 00:40:53,910 --> 00:41:00,713 Which nobody can deny 671 00:41:01,818 --> 00:41:04,048 Happy Birthday, little lady. 672 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:23,128 Daddy! 673 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,803 Mommy, Mommy, look! 674 00:42:32,909 --> 00:42:34,672 Daddy got me a doggy! 675 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:40,042 I don't even know what to say. 676 00:42:40,149 --> 00:42:42,481 I want to name her... 677 00:42:42,585 --> 00:42:45,019 Polly! Polly doggy! 678 00:42:54,764 --> 00:42:55,958 Come on. 679 00:42:59,068 --> 00:43:00,433 Hey. 680 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,594 Hey. 681 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,837 Happy Birthday, baby.