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Hey. Dick?
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Richard Whitman?
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Holy smokes, is that you?
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As I live and breathe.
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It's me. Larry.
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Krisinski, L. Fort Sill?
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Oh, of course. Larry, look at you.
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Yeah, and you.
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Still haven't filled out.
You must be a bachelor.
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No.
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Where are you at?
I'm out of Waltham, Mass.
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I'm just spending a day in Armonk
with International Business Machines.
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I'm upstate.
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Hey, I just saw Jerry Creighton.
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Remember? Slept with a sidearm in his bunk.
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Almost blew his jaw off?
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Yeah, I remember that.
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Yeah, well... Look, I should, uh...
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Call me. We should catch up.
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Absolutely.
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Old Dick Whitman.
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What are the chances?
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Good morning, Hollis.
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I mean, it's France.
What do they want with the bomb?
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We must have given it to them.
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No way the frogs
came up with it on their own.
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- Hey, it's the honeymoon kid.
- Hey.
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Here comes Romeo
without his roe, like a dried herring.
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Do I seem different?
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You do look depleted, Humps.
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The wedding was great.
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How was the rest of it?
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You're talking about my wife here.
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Oh, she's already got you there?
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Gentlemen never discuss this.
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We're talking about you here:
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The man who told us
the coat check girl from "21"
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had tangerine panties.
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Come on, buddy boy, spill.
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I don't know.
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Something happened in the ceremony.
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It's when he said that thing
about being new baptized.
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I just felt this calm come over me.
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So what you're saying is,
uh, a lot of missionary?
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Fine.
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So she's laying there, right?
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And she kept looking at the maps,
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talking about all the things
we were going to do...
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but we never did.
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Ladies Home Journal.
I can get that at Mom's.
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Welcome back, Mr. Campbell.
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Well, hey, there.
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The ring, it's like catnip.
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Did you know that 600,000 gallons of water
go over the Falls per second?
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Per second!
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Oh, look. He's back.
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Good morning.
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- Congratulations.
- Welcome back.
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Thanks, everybody.
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When did this place get so friendly?
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I guess people missed you.
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- Welcome back, Mr. Campbell.
- Hildy.
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Close the door!
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Close the door!
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Who put the Chinamen in my office?
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Welcome back.
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They paid an Oriental family
to be in Mr. Campbell's office.
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Someone will finally
be working in there.
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Mr. Romano, Mr. Kinsey, and Mr. Crane
are here for your meeting.
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Do you need a minute?
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Do you need a minute? You must.
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You keep moving the Secor laxative
discussion.
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See what we did to Campbell's office?
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What do we have?
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Let me remind you, safe and reliable
would make me doze off
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if I wasn't so blighted
by the scourge of constipation.
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Well, what can I say? I'm blocked.
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I told you he wouldn't
think that was funny.
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I got one.
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How 'bout "Secor. It's satisfeculant"?
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Stay in the art department, Sal.
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I'm just saying we can be funny,
like those Volkswagen people.
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You see this yet?
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I have.
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I don't know what I hate about it the most,
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the ad or the car.
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You know, they did one last year.
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Same kind of smirk.
Remember "Think small"?
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It was a half-page ad in a full-page buy.
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You could barely see the product.
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I don't get it.
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Elvis just got back from West Germany.
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Why not put him in it?
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They must be getting results.
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They keep going back to the well.
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I want the Chinamen
out of the building by lunch.
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I'm still waiting on my shirts.
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You've seen this?
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- I'm back now.
- I see that.
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So...
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I should be on the list for the meeting.
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Oh, I just...
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I didn't know when
you were coming back.
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Right.
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Yeah, well, it's today. Here I am.
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They're all in there already. You can go in.
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Peggy...
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When I came over that night,
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you know, before.
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I was there.
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You know...
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I'm married now.
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I know.
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So...
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Pete...
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I understand.
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It never happened.
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You want me to buzz you in?
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The door looks a little bit open.
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Sorry about that.
I took the Chinese out of the building.
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But I have a feeling in an hour
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I'm gonna want
to take them out again.
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Bernbach. He's a Jew.
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If I were him, I wouldn't want
to help reindustrialize Germany.
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Everybody's got a price.
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.
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Honesty. It's a great angle.
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No chrome, no horsepower,
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foreign, ugly.
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Guess they went with their strengths.
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- It is funny.
- It is?
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'Cause I think the joke's on us.
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You're supposed to look at that
and say it's a great car, not a great ad.
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I laughed. I think it's brilliant.
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Brilliant.
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I'll tell you what brilliance
in advertising is: 99 cents.
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Somebody thought of that, Campbell.
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Well, say what you want. Love it or hate it,
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the fact remains we've been talking
about this for the last 15 minutes.
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And this is Playboy.
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Of course, what we should have
been talking about is Secor laxative,
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unless, as it appears,
there is nothing to say.
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I don't want to hear this.
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We're on the case.
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Part of this job is doing things
you don't want to do.
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Most of it.
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It's good to be back, Draper.
I missed you.
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Then it must not have been
much of a honeymoon.
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I'm sorry. Welcome back.
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How's married life?
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It's pretty swell.
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I was raised that men don't wear jewelry.
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I kind of like it.
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Trudy's a lot funnier than I thought.
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I'm actually looking forward
to going home tonight.
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Well, I look forward to meeting her.
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Hey, maybe one of these nights
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we could get dinner together
with the, uh, wives.
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Maybe we can.
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You know, girls, we'd be happy
to bring you coffee.
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I was on my way over anyways.
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I have something of yours.
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Lady Chatterley's Lover.
I finished it last night.
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Good to the last drop, right?
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Well, I can see why it got banned.
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Well, you don't have to be so shy about it.
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It's literature.
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That is a huge pocketbook, Joan.
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Well, it's got a change of clothing
and a toothbrush in it.
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A hope chest.
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Have you read this, Peggy?
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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There's, um... this word in it a lot.
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I know the word, Joan.
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Well, it's sad, really,
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because even with its reputation,
men won't read it.
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And they really should.
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I don't care if it's 500 years old.
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It's another testimony to how
most people think marriage is a joke.
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They rip a lot of clothing.
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Yeah, it's a fantasy.
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He's married, and she's married.
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The desperate passion
of the forbidden.
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Can I borrow it?
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She's making it sound better than it is.
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There's a few good parts, that's all.
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And the book just opens
to those pages by itself.
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Hey, don't read it on the train.
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It'll attract the wrong element.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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So the doctor says to him,
"I hope you're happy.
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"While you were out
finishing a round of golf,
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"your wife was in a horrible accident.
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"She is gonna need 'round-the-clock care.
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Bathing, toilet. "
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Then the doc looks at him and says,
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"I'm just kidding. She's dead.
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Hey, what'd you shoot?"
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...initial research report
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and what I think are some very astute
market observations.
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Mr. Draper.
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Pleased to see you didn't disappear
the minute you cashed my check.
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We appreciate your business.
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Kenny, of course, you know.
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Harry Crane, media.
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And Mr. George Pelham over here,
who is from research,
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and who has more degrees
than a Russian protractor.
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That's quite an introduction.
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From the other side of the pond, I see.
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We take his word for it.
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So, uh, that is yours to keep.
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But if you'd like to follow along,
you'll see from the overview
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our primary focus was Saks,
Henri Bendel, and Bonwit Teller.
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Our research uncovered
a variety of options
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they utilize to attract
your desired customers.
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One thing these stores have in common
is a comfortable shopping environment.
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Spacious, open sales floors,
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An almost conspicuous lack of clutter.
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Merchandise is minimal
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and neatly presented on tables
and in display cases.
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This "less is more" philosophy
is also evident in the window displays.
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For example,
only one sweater to a window,
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as opposed to windows
stuffed with merchandise.
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My father's going to love that.
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Believe it or not,
it even applies to the mannequins.
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Bendel's takes the heads off theirs
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so the shopper can imagine them
to be anyone.
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Anyone without a head.
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Along with these cosmetic changes,
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you'll also need to provide
what we call boutique extras.
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A personal shopping service,
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private fashion shows,
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and designer collections.
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This is comprehensive.
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It's the lay of the land.
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Just from holding it, I feel more informed
about my competitors than ever.
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And yet my store already has
a personal shopping service
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and designer collections,
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which makes me wonder
if you were so focused on my competitors
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that you failed to visit my store.
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I've been away on my honeymoon.
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I've been there a few times.
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It's a beautiful old place.
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Miss Menken, I can assure you
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that no one at this table
has ever been to your store.
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A wrong I will personally correct
this afternoon.
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It's right on 5th Avenue.
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That's one big block over
and a dozen little blocks up.
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It's been there for 30 years.
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- I'll walk you out.
- I've got it.
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Harry.
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What?
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It was nice
the way you handled that.
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It's hard to get caught in a lie.
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Well, it wasn't a lie.
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It was ineptitude
with insufficient cover.
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Something about the way
you talk always restores my confidence.
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I have a deep voice.
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This afternoon, then.
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00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,356
It's a date.
261
00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:27,228
New junior exec.
262
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,597
Changing her store
could take six months...
263
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,040
or a year, if I know what's good for me.
264
00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:41,941
- What was that in there?
- What?
265
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:44,241
Don and Molly Goldberg.
Did you see that?
266
00:13:44,348 --> 00:13:45,838
Yeah, I caught it. What's your point?
267
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,815
I don't know. I mean,
everybody always jokes about it,
268
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,183
but I've never seen Draper
really turn that switch on before.
269
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,586
I guess he likes her. What would you do?
270
00:13:56,828 --> 00:13:58,352
Trying to quit.
271
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:02,489
You are really putting the junior
in junior executive.
272
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,898
Look, you're married now, all right?
273
00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:08,267
I'm a part of that club, too.
Two very happy years.
274
00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,840
But when I'm out in the world...
275
00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:12,807
I don't know. I don't do it much.
276
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,036
I'm not good at it...
277
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,908
The flirting, the double entendres...
278
00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:17,708
You mean something on the side?
279
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:22,115
No. I mean enjoying
the company of women
280
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,154
in the limited way a married man can.
281
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,354
It's all we have, really.
282
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,722
I can't speak for everyone,
but it's plenty for me.
283
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,795
Same. I guess on some level,
284
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:33,727
I always thought Draper
was the same way.
285
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,264
Draper?
286
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:36,526
Who knows anything about that guy.
287
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,192
No one's ever lifted that rock.
288
00:14:38,302 --> 00:14:41,032
He could be Batman for all we know.
289
00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:44,301
Mr. Campbell,
you wife's on the phone.
290
00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:46,342
There's bird shit on the couch.
291
00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,843
That was priceless.
292
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,844
Hello, honey.
293
00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:52,813
Dinner? Wow.
294
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,181
What do I want for dinner?
295
00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:57,083
I don't know.
296
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,748
Anything but chicken.
297
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,983
Yes, they missed me.
298
00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:04,619
Uh, rib eye in the pan with butter.
299
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,629
Ice cream.
300
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,289
I love you, too.
301
00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:14,264
There's going to be dinner
waiting for me when I get home.
302
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,237
Yeah. How about that?
303
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:46,897
Mr. Kurland was mitigating a skirmish
in our housewares section.
304
00:15:47,004 --> 00:15:48,835
Why do I hire young girls?
305
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,374
Because they cost practically nothing.
306
00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,306
Costume change.
307
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,901
This is my closet.
308
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,711
The original tenants laid the last brick
the day before the crash.
309
00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:03,684
Boy, were they in for a surprise.
310
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:10,049
As I hope you know by now,
our original store was just off 7th Avenue.
311
00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:11,628
It was just hosiery.
312
00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,993
Then they started pulling piecework
from sweatshops.
313
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,363
By 1932, these people had failed.
314
00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:20,801
My father and uncle
picked this place up for a shekel.
315
00:16:20,905 --> 00:16:23,305
Well, it is crowded.
316
00:16:23,407 --> 00:16:25,671
But that might have
something to do with the sale,
317
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,142
which means that, if we're successful,
318
00:16:28,245 --> 00:16:29,769
you're gonna lose
the customers you have
319
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,643
in order to get
the customers you want.
320
00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:33,614
I was gonna start with raising prices.
321
00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:35,583
Can you imagine what my father said?
322
00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,449
Well, you do have
to give them something
323
00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:38,920
for their higher dollar count.
324
00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:42,982
It's just awfully hard to define what that is.
325
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,829
How may I help you?
326
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:52,596
I make them say that.
327
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:55,171
Carol, can we see this tray right here?
328
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,209
Sea horses,
329
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,442
crowns,
330
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:07,778
lucky dice.
331
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:11,047
Medieval knights.
332
00:17:21,699 --> 00:17:23,633
That's better.
333
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:24,826
Thank you.
334
00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:33,974
Let's take a look at the second floor.
335
00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:45,085
We're known for our service.
336
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,747
That's gotta be a tough job.
337
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,984
I know.
338
00:17:49,093 --> 00:17:51,926
I've always liked how quiet it is up here.
339
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,725
Well, that might explain the lack of customers.
340
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,597
I can see the charm, but...
341
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,638
the room is too dark, too old-fashioned.
342
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:04,071
The products look old.
343
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,437
But the people look wonderful.
344
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,869
It's a shame we're gonna
have to lop their heads off.
345
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,244
It'll ruin your favorite part of the store.
346
00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,476
It's not my favorite part, actually.
347
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,265
The grand lot of us are going to Lansky's.
348
00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:33,996
Can you believe it?
349
00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:36,505
Have a swell time. I've got plans.
350
00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:41,471
You look nice.
351
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,385
Hell.
352
00:18:56,494 --> 00:18:59,224
Manhattan at your feet.
I can see the appeal.
353
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,820
The view's okay.
354
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,628
Now, this is my favorite part of the store.
355
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,530
Hey there, Missy.
356
00:19:08,806 --> 00:19:10,637
Hey.
357
00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:12,641
I haven't seen you in a while.
358
00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:15,303
- Hey.
- How did they get the penthouse?
359
00:19:15,412 --> 00:19:17,039
They patrol.
360
00:19:17,148 --> 00:19:18,706
It's the only way to make sure
361
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,716
there isn't anyone hiding
in the store at night.
362
00:19:20,818 --> 00:19:22,479
Well, they know I'm with you, right?
363
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:25,714
These two are Carla and Leona.
364
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:29,259
Not the originals, but third generation,
365
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,760
and what every generation
of Menken dog
366
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:36,026
shall be named until the end of time.
367
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,964
I made my father's
legal counsel add that
368
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,036
to the store's by-laws when I was 9.
369
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,503
So even then you enjoyed
telling men what to do.
370
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:46,064
To be fair, the store
was practically home.
371
00:19:46,177 --> 00:19:48,372
My father liked to work.
372
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,777
I used to come out here
and talk to them...
373
00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:52,007
well, the originals...
374
00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:53,845
every night.
375
00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:57,819
For a little girl,
a dog can be all you need.
376
00:19:57,922 --> 00:20:00,948
They protect you. They listen.
377
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:03,458
I had my sister, but there weren't other kids.
378
00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:07,053
And, of course,
my mother wasn't around.
379
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,758
Well, that's not always a bad thing.
380
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,028
Who knows?
381
00:20:12,136 --> 00:20:14,036
She died when she was having me.
382
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,442
Anyway, my sister
became my only company.
383
00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,908
And frankly,
384
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,979
these bitches were easier to handle.
385
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,983
What is this?
386
00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:36,525
Don't try to convince me
that you were ever unloved.
387
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,385
I don't know what to say.
388
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:20,630
Listen...
389
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,567
I'm married.
390
00:21:34,051 --> 00:21:37,316
I guess I didn't ask
'cause I didn't want to know.
391
00:21:39,556 --> 00:21:41,456
That shouldn't have happened.
392
00:21:43,294 --> 00:21:45,762
Well, you couldn't help yourself.
393
00:21:45,863 --> 00:21:48,957
I knew what I wanted...
394
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:51,000
from the first time
you stormed out of our office.
395
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,126
You stormed out of your office.
396
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,907
I took you up here. That was stupid.
397
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:01,701
I just so looked forward
to seeing you again.
398
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,544
Now I guess that's over.
399
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,890
I know you understand
400
00:22:18,996 --> 00:22:22,261
I'd rather not have to
explain this to anyone.
401
00:22:22,366 --> 00:22:23,355
The account stays.
402
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,435
I just want someone else on it.
403
00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:30,296
Don't look at me like that.
404
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,533
What do you do,
just kiss women all the time?
405
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:34,702
Women you aren't married to?
406
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,746
Of course not.
407
00:22:36,847 --> 00:22:40,248
Well, then, am I supposed to live
some life running alongside yours?
408
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,150
I have some checks to sign.
409
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,802
Excuse me.
410
00:23:37,908 --> 00:23:39,637
You dropped your paper.
411
00:23:43,113 --> 00:23:44,137
Thank you.
412
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,342
Daddy!
413
00:24:21,452 --> 00:24:22,976
Daddy! Daddy!
414
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:25,054
Wake up. It's my birthday.
415
00:24:25,155 --> 00:24:26,588
It's my birthday!
416
00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:28,055
It's my birthday!
417
00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:30,888
It's not your birthday. It's your party.
418
00:24:30,994 --> 00:24:32,222
Don, the party's at 2:00.
419
00:24:32,329 --> 00:24:35,787
You have to put together
the P-L-A-Y-H-O-U-S-E.
420
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:39,058
How am I going to put together a pony?
421
00:24:39,169 --> 00:24:42,104
A pony? I'm getting a pony?
422
00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:44,299
Bobby, I'm getting a pony!
423
00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:47,570
Great.
424
00:24:48,912 --> 00:24:51,142
She'll forget all about it
when she sees the playhouse.
425
00:24:55,719 --> 00:24:58,347
There's a bacon and egg sandwich
for you on the range.
426
00:25:47,538 --> 00:25:49,506
It's got a red door like ours!
427
00:25:49,606 --> 00:25:51,130
Daddy!
428
00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,675
You are not supposed to see this yet.
429
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,439
Why don't you run to the garage
and get me another beer?
430
00:25:57,548 --> 00:25:58,606
Okay.
431
00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:06,580
Capers?
432
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,453
You want to pick those out of the rug?
433
00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:10,288
Well, they look naked.
434
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:14,262
Well, the only thing
this one wants is raw hamburger.
435
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,764
What does that mean?
436
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,232
I think that's enough of that.
437
00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:19,666
Well, how many are we?
438
00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:21,328
Us, you...
439
00:26:21,438 --> 00:26:22,928
Carlton's with the kids. Make it quick.
440
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,133
The Darlings, Helen Bishop...
441
00:26:25,242 --> 00:26:27,574
- You didn't.
- I had to.
442
00:26:27,678 --> 00:26:29,270
She saw me buying balloons at the market.
443
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,903
- Didn't seem right.
- So what?
444
00:26:31,014 --> 00:26:33,983
I just brought her the pie,
got my dish back at the end.
445
00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:36,484
Have you seen her walking
up Downtree Ridge?
446
00:26:36,587 --> 00:26:38,748
Where the hell is she walking to?
447
00:26:39,856 --> 00:26:42,017
I don't know.
448
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,285
How old is her kid?
449
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,554
Kids.
450
00:26:45,662 --> 00:26:46,788
The boy is 9.
451
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,797
I'm gonna say Gary, maybe Glen?
452
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,366
And the baby is a 2-year-old.
453
00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:52,492
She said she was gonna
try and get a sitter.
454
00:26:52,603 --> 00:26:54,594
I would.
455
00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:56,696
It's probably a big event for her.
456
00:27:03,714 --> 00:27:05,272
That man.
457
00:27:07,284 --> 00:27:08,581
I know.
458
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:05,066
You didn't use the powder room, did you?
459
00:28:05,175 --> 00:28:07,040
It will appear untouched.
460
00:28:08,345 --> 00:28:09,403
Everyone's gonna be here soon.
461
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,481
Why don't you go up
and take a shower?
462
00:28:11,581 --> 00:28:13,139
Want company?
463
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,685
Mint juleps. It's that time of year.
464
00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:02,629
- Wonderful.
- I'm so thirsty lately.
465
00:29:05,635 --> 00:29:07,227
Ready or not, here I come!
466
00:29:07,337 --> 00:29:09,862
There's date nut bread,
cold turkey,
467
00:29:09,973 --> 00:29:12,032
and Waldorf salad for the adults.
468
00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:18,105
And I just made
peanut butter sandwiches for the kids.
469
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,944
I know everybody eats that.
470
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,711
Thank you.
471
00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:23,718
And in case anybody's going to ask,
472
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,185
I did not get that clown.
473
00:29:25,288 --> 00:29:26,653
- Oh.
- Oh.
474
00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:28,691
He got booked in some off-Broadway show.
475
00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:30,760
About clowns? I think we saw that.
476
00:29:30,861 --> 00:29:34,024
It's not the one
where they take their clothes off, is it?
477
00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:35,120
Who knew that could be boring?
478
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,259
Want something a little
stronger there, Carlton?
479
00:29:39,369 --> 00:29:40,427
He'll manage.
480
00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:42,027
We were thinking about you, Don.
481
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,097
We saw this thing on TV.
482
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,540
It was right in the middle
of the news. It was cute.
483
00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:48,838
The guy flying with his hat on.
484
00:29:48,945 --> 00:29:51,140
- Did you do that one?
- It was so cute.
485
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,376
- I think the man looks exactly like Henry.
- Except not as handsome.
486
00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,043
I haven't seen that.
487
00:29:57,154 --> 00:29:59,452
I'm going to go and leave
the kids' food out.
488
00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:01,854
Let's not even bother
trying to get them to sit.
489
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:03,152
I'll co-pilot.
490
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,852
Heard a good one the other day.
491
00:30:04,961 --> 00:30:05,859
No, Chet.
492
00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:07,259
I'm gonna tell the joke.
493
00:30:07,364 --> 00:30:09,662
Your wife and your lawyer
are drowning.
494
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,097
You have a choice to make:
495
00:30:11,201 --> 00:30:13,669
You go to lunch or a movie?
496
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,067
It's good, right?
497
00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:16,503
Hey, I'm missing the ball game.
498
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,164
I might as well have some fun.
499
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,799
Hey.
500
00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:21,878
So how are things on Mad Ave, Don?
501
00:30:21,978 --> 00:30:24,105
Looks like they're taking care of you.
502
00:30:24,214 --> 00:30:26,876
We got it all, huh?
503
00:30:26,983 --> 00:30:28,780
Yep, this is it.
504
00:30:31,488 --> 00:30:35,822
Maybe it's his obsession with sports,
but it's been hard for Jack.
505
00:30:35,926 --> 00:30:38,861
Marilyn, I've been watching Kevin,
and he gets around very well.
506
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:43,155
I bet he doesn't know the difference.
507
00:30:43,266 --> 00:30:44,494
He does.
508
00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:46,592
He's very determined.
509
00:30:46,703 --> 00:30:49,729
Jack really gets angry anytime someone
mentions the vaccine,
510
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,774
and I tell him we should be grateful.
511
00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:53,934
First of all, it could
have been much worse.
512
00:30:54,044 --> 00:30:55,602
It could have gotten to his lungs.
513
00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:58,340
Second of all, this can't happen
to other children.
514
00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:00,245
They think they're athletes.
515
00:31:00,350 --> 00:31:01,749
I want to say to Chet,
516
00:31:01,852 --> 00:31:04,013
"I saw you play football in high school.
517
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,180
Your son's going to
be a tackling dummy just like you. "
518
00:31:17,901 --> 00:31:18,959
According to Glen here,
519
00:31:19,069 --> 00:31:22,266
when the door's a little bit open,
you're supposed to come in.
520
00:31:22,372 --> 00:31:24,272
Hello, Helen.
521
00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:30,103
I hate to start with a bunch of excuses,
but the babysitter was late,
522
00:31:30,213 --> 00:31:32,044
and I still haven't
unpacked all the boxes,
523
00:31:32,148 --> 00:31:34,378
so this was the only paper I could find.
524
00:31:36,052 --> 00:31:39,749
It should be Christmas all year
as far as I'm concerned.
525
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,251
Ajury in New York City
526
00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,762
is expected to receive
the tax evasion paper...
527
00:31:49,232 --> 00:31:53,191
...Opera's production
of Mozart's Marriage of Figaro,
528
00:31:53,303 --> 00:31:56,534
with Robert Merrill and Joan Sutherland.
529
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,040
Don, you have to pick up the cake
from Hightop.
530
00:31:59,142 --> 00:32:02,509
Oh, and this is Helen Bishop and Glen.
531
00:32:02,612 --> 00:32:03,772
Nice to meet you all.
532
00:32:05,515 --> 00:32:07,415
Don. He goes with me.
533
00:32:07,517 --> 00:32:10,486
Then Carlton, Chet, and Jack.
534
00:32:10,587 --> 00:32:11,611
Glen, I'm pretty sure there are
535
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,120
some peanut butter
sandwiches and a BB gun
536
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,155
out there in the backyard.
537
00:32:14,257 --> 00:32:15,656
Why don't you come with me?
538
00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:23,557
Don, can I speak with you?
539
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:26,727
Let's see, I told you about the cake,
540
00:32:26,836 --> 00:32:29,805
and... oh, can you take
some movies this time?
541
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,431
Of everyone or just Chief Tiny Tim?
542
00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:35,670
You bought that camera,
and you always forget.
543
00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:37,246
Okay.
544
00:32:41,685 --> 00:32:45,781
Ladies, ladies, this is Helen Bishop.
545
00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:47,686
- This is Marilyn.
- Nice to meet you.
546
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:48,780
And Nancy.
547
00:32:48,892 --> 00:32:51,019
She seems scared, poor thing.
548
00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:55,086
Trust me, those hens are
gonna peck her to death.
549
00:32:55,198 --> 00:32:57,894
Do you see her running around
in that little Volkswagen?
550
00:32:58,001 --> 00:32:59,298
That's kind of desperate.
551
00:32:59,402 --> 00:33:01,461
That won't help her.
It's got no back seat.
552
00:33:01,571 --> 00:33:03,300
She'll have to find some midget hitchhiker.
553
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,939
Last time I saw one of those,
I think I was throwing a grenade into it.
554
00:33:09,045 --> 00:33:09,943
Yeah.
555
00:33:10,046 --> 00:33:12,537
The problem with Easter break
is it's too long.
556
00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:13,877
The doldrums.
557
00:33:13,984 --> 00:33:16,817
We're thinking about seven days,
six nights, in Boca Raton,
558
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,013
with mosquitoes as big as a silver dollar.
559
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:22,387
And believe me, those aren't the only
giant noses you'll have to deal with.
560
00:33:22,492 --> 00:33:24,255
Francine.
561
00:33:24,361 --> 00:33:26,192
Carlton and I went
there on our honeymoon,
562
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,355
and all I can say
is we were outnumbered.
563
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:29,363
It's uncomfortable.
564
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:30,899
You want to be able to relax.
565
00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,969
We went to Bermuda
on our honeymoon.
566
00:33:33,069 --> 00:33:34,127
Pink sand beaches.
567
00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:36,330
Where did you go?
568
00:33:37,574 --> 00:33:40,270
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
569
00:33:42,112 --> 00:33:44,945
It's okay. I went to Paris.
570
00:33:45,048 --> 00:33:47,812
Four years of Mount Holyoke French.
571
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,407
Haven't used it since.
572
00:33:52,555 --> 00:33:55,752
And I wouldn't give it back,
even being with Glen's father.
573
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,759
Is that your ex-husband?
574
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,519
Yes.
575
00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,762
I went to Italy.
576
00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:05,129
Not on my honeymoon,
577
00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:07,965
but right after I graduated from Bryn Mawr.
578
00:34:08,071 --> 00:34:09,265
What a summer.
579
00:34:09,372 --> 00:34:10,498
Three Coins in the Fountain.
580
00:34:10,607 --> 00:34:11,938
It was right about that time.
581
00:34:12,042 --> 00:34:13,771
You must have loved Paris.
582
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,276
It's all walking.
583
00:34:15,378 --> 00:34:17,005
What do you mean?
584
00:34:17,113 --> 00:34:20,207
Just that I've seen you
walking around the neighborhood.
585
00:34:20,316 --> 00:34:23,945
I've seen you, too, when I was driving.
I think I waved.
586
00:34:24,054 --> 00:34:25,919
Where are you going
when you do that?
587
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,923
No place. I just like to walk.
588
00:34:32,062 --> 00:34:33,552
But where?
589
00:34:33,663 --> 00:34:35,494
Anywhere.
590
00:34:35,598 --> 00:34:38,226
It just relaxes me and clears my mind.
591
00:34:38,334 --> 00:34:40,461
I heard on the radio that Einstein did it.
592
00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:43,130
Einstein? He's got
his hands into everything.
593
00:34:56,753 --> 00:34:57,879
Sweetie.
594
00:34:57,987 --> 00:34:59,045
Hi, Daddy!
595
00:35:13,203 --> 00:35:14,693
What are you, Frank Sinatra?
596
00:35:14,804 --> 00:35:16,601
I was looking for Glen.
597
00:35:16,706 --> 00:35:19,607
Bunch of them just ran through.
598
00:35:23,113 --> 00:35:25,047
There are the boys.
599
00:35:25,148 --> 00:35:26,877
How are we doing?
600
00:35:31,554 --> 00:35:33,317
It's, uh, it's Helen, right?
601
00:35:35,658 --> 00:35:37,785
I know your situation,
602
00:35:37,894 --> 00:35:40,192
and my heart breaks for that little boy.
603
00:35:40,296 --> 00:35:42,025
I have a baby, too.
604
00:35:43,066 --> 00:35:44,226
You can act strong,
605
00:35:44,334 --> 00:35:46,393
but I just want to volunteer.
606
00:35:46,503 --> 00:35:47,595
If you ever need someone
607
00:35:47,704 --> 00:35:49,763
to throw the ball
around with him some Sunday,
608
00:35:49,873 --> 00:35:51,738
take him to the beach.
609
00:35:51,841 --> 00:35:53,968
That would be nice.
610
00:35:55,411 --> 00:35:58,471
I'm sure eventually I'd get so used
to your Sunday visits,
611
00:35:58,581 --> 00:36:01,550
I'd join you at the beach,
just the four of us.
612
00:36:01,651 --> 00:36:04,620
Then one night, you'd
drop us off at the house
613
00:36:04,721 --> 00:36:07,417
and walk me in with an umbrella.
614
00:36:07,524 --> 00:36:08,855
The kids would go to sleep,
615
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,789
and we'd laugh
about all the funny things
616
00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:12,589
that happened at the beach that day.
617
00:36:12,695 --> 00:36:14,856
I don't want you telling Francine
618
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:17,558
that I suggested
something that I didn't.
619
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:20,830
Well, I'm sorry if I misunderstood.
620
00:37:05,215 --> 00:37:07,080
You dented the car.
621
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,981
I like sleeping on the couch.
622
00:37:10,086 --> 00:37:11,713
I don't like your tone.
623
00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:14,016
Take your shoes off.
624
00:37:31,241 --> 00:37:33,209
Interesting crowd in there.
625
00:37:36,779 --> 00:37:38,713
Same crowd out here.
626
00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:42,411
How about the Einstein thing?
627
00:37:42,518 --> 00:37:45,578
I wonder if old Albert swung his hips
like that when he walked.
628
00:37:45,688 --> 00:37:48,020
She probably got
her hair tips from him, too.
629
00:37:48,124 --> 00:37:49,682
Glen is so quiet.
630
00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,419
Not to mention wrinkled.
631
00:37:51,527 --> 00:37:55,293
Maybe she hasn't unpacked
her iron, either.
632
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,492
Christmas paper? Please.
633
00:37:58,601 --> 00:38:00,091
She works.
634
00:38:00,203 --> 00:38:03,001
It has to be hard to run a house, too.
635
00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:05,404
Manning a counter
at a jewelry store?
636
00:38:05,508 --> 00:38:06,998
It's not that demanding.
637
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:11,137
I don't know. I had a job in sales
before I was a mom.
638
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,976
Have you seen my mom?
639
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:16,745
No, honey. Maybe she's
in the dining room.
640
00:38:19,355 --> 00:38:20,549
Betty.
641
00:38:20,657 --> 00:38:21,681
What?
642
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:37,201
Don, will you please go
to Hightop and get the cake?
643
00:38:48,818 --> 00:38:51,719
Hey. Don't run in the house.
644
00:38:51,821 --> 00:38:53,186
What is going on in here?
645
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,280
Your kid knocked over a drink.
646
00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:58,485
You need to tell him
this is not a jungle gym.
647
00:38:58,594 --> 00:39:01,688
Ernie, did you hear what Mr. Farrelly said?
648
00:39:02,932 --> 00:39:05,833
Did you say you were sorry?
649
00:39:05,935 --> 00:39:07,664
Do you want some more?
650
00:39:07,770 --> 00:39:10,500
No. Come on. He heard me.
651
00:39:10,606 --> 00:39:13,598
Go get your mother
and have her clean this up.
652
00:39:52,248 --> 00:39:53,806
Okay. Thank you.
653
00:39:57,253 --> 00:39:58,584
The woman at the bakery said
654
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,747
he picked up the cake
almost an hour ago.
655
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,950
Do you think he had an accident?
656
00:40:03,059 --> 00:40:04,048
Let's go.
657
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,957
We haven't done birthday cake.
658
00:40:06,062 --> 00:40:07,620
There's not going to be a cake.
659
00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,789
Am I the only one that knows that?
660
00:40:11,067 --> 00:40:15,436
Don Draper, you are a first class heel,
and I salute you.
661
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,062
Let's go.
662
00:40:17,173 --> 00:40:19,539
Swell party. Food was delicious.
663
00:40:25,681 --> 00:40:28,081
I might have a cake.
664
00:40:28,184 --> 00:40:30,482
A Sara Lee in my freezer.
665
00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:32,611
Well, could you go get it?
666
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,815
Please. That would be so great.
667
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,092
For she's a jolly good fellow
668
00:40:47,203 --> 00:40:49,535
For she's a jolly good fellow
669
00:40:49,639 --> 00:40:53,803
For Sally's a jolly good fellow
670
00:40:53,910 --> 00:41:00,713
Which nobody can deny
671
00:41:01,818 --> 00:41:04,048
Happy Birthday, little lady.
672
00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:23,128
Daddy!
673
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,803
Mommy, Mommy, look!
674
00:42:32,909 --> 00:42:34,672
Daddy got me a doggy!
675
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:40,042
I don't even know what to say.
676
00:42:40,149 --> 00:42:42,481
I want to name her...
677
00:42:42,585 --> 00:42:45,019
Polly! Polly doggy!
678
00:42:54,764 --> 00:42:55,958
Come on.
679
00:42:59,068 --> 00:43:00,433
Hey.
680
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,594
Hey.
681
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,837
Happy Birthday, baby.