1 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:43,832 H- How fast were you going when Mr. Adams jumped from the car? 2 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,764 75? 3 00:00:50,976 --> 00:00:52,944 And... And where was that? 4 00:00:53,044 --> 00:00:54,705 L- In your driveway? 5 00:00:57,082 --> 00:01:00,677 H- How far had Mr. Adams gotten in the lesson? 6 00:01:00,785 --> 00:01:02,616 B- Backing out? 7 00:01:05,156 --> 00:01:07,386 It's not Lenny Bruce, but it's good. 8 00:01:07,492 --> 00:01:08,891 This is better. It's funny. 9 00:01:08,994 --> 00:01:11,519 This guy used to be an accountant. Did you know that? 10 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:12,824 Really? 11 00:01:12,931 --> 00:01:14,330 He's not anymore, is he? 12 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:18,763 Your wife is here, Mr. Campbell. 13 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,064 Thank you, Hildy. 14 00:01:20,171 --> 00:01:22,332 Lunch date. Good idea. 15 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,340 You married folks. 16 00:01:24,442 --> 00:01:26,501 Must be nice to spend some time together. 17 00:01:28,947 --> 00:01:30,437 Hello, lovely. 18 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,709 You can do better than that. 19 00:01:32,817 --> 00:01:34,512 Trudy, you know the fellas: 20 00:01:34,619 --> 00:01:36,519 Ken, Paul, and Harry, of course. 21 00:01:36,621 --> 00:01:38,555 You'll notice only men coming out of there. 22 00:01:38,657 --> 00:01:40,488 I know you all work so hard. 23 00:01:40,592 --> 00:01:41,490 How's Jennifer? 24 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:43,151 Good. Swell, actually, 25 00:01:43,261 --> 00:01:45,058 considering she's still at the phone company. 26 00:01:45,163 --> 00:01:46,289 Nothing I can do. 27 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,162 That's not true. You could give her a baby. 28 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:50,996 You'll all in on it together. 29 00:01:51,102 --> 00:01:53,662 Nice to see you all again. 30 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,371 Do we have a lunch date? 31 00:01:56,474 --> 00:01:58,772 Because Hildy, she can show you the book. 32 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:00,868 No, but I'm taking you away. 33 00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:03,880 Trudy, I don't think taking you to lunch is part of my job. 34 00:02:03,982 --> 00:02:05,210 Do you have something today? 35 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:07,547 No. 36 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:09,483 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 37 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,646 I called Hildy and asked if you were free. 38 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,088 It'll only take a minute, I promise. 39 00:02:14,192 --> 00:02:17,355 I'm sorry. It's great. Where are we going? 40 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:19,862 It's a surprise. 41 00:02:19,964 --> 00:02:23,456 Ah, Don, I'd like you to meet my wife, Trudy Campbell. 42 00:02:23,568 --> 00:02:25,195 Don Draper. Nice to meet you. 43 00:02:25,303 --> 00:02:27,168 Congratulations. You're a very lucky girl. 44 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:30,105 I know. Most of my friends can't find a good man. 45 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,301 Believe me. I'm the lucky one. 46 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:34,537 Yes, you are. 47 00:02:38,416 --> 00:02:39,883 He's essential to the process around here. 48 00:02:39,984 --> 00:02:42,544 I think we're almost as happy to have him as you are. 49 00:02:42,654 --> 00:02:45,179 Oh, I don't think that's possible. 50 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,224 Well, maybe you're right. 51 00:02:47,325 --> 00:02:48,485 Nice to meet you. 52 00:02:51,363 --> 00:02:52,830 He's so nice. 53 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:55,161 Not at all like what I imagined. 54 00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:09,374 1,500 square feet. Two nice bedrooms. 55 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,211 I don't know if that includes that maid's room. 56 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,308 Have to be a pretty small maid. 57 00:03:14,419 --> 00:03:15,784 It's on the market for 32, 58 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:19,414 but Elaine, the realtor, says we can get it for 30. 59 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:24,962 Lovely, you know that I want to give you everything. 60 00:03:25,063 --> 00:03:27,588 We don't have to pay for the whole thing at once. 61 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:28,791 We can get a mortgage. 62 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,630 Trudy, I make $75 a week. 63 00:03:31,736 --> 00:03:33,567 Now, I know you're not good at math, 64 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,037 but that's $3,500 a year. 65 00:03:36,141 --> 00:03:38,075 You'll make more. 66 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,666 Eventually. 67 00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:41,575 But if we put 10% down, 68 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,306 that's an entire year's salary. 69 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:46,111 Sweetheart, we're not in this alone. 70 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:50,313 We're a young couple that needs a little help. 71 00:03:55,493 --> 00:03:58,087 Did you see the sink in the master bathroom? 72 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,391 It's the same one they have in The Pierre. 73 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,671 Bill it all to Menken's, Fred. 74 00:04:10,775 --> 00:04:12,936 The girl knows where I keep the accounts. 75 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,315 Hello. 76 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:20,577 Mr. Draper. 77 00:04:20,685 --> 00:04:23,051 Didn't expect to see you back here. 78 00:04:23,154 --> 00:04:26,248 Well, we're, uh, screening a television commercial. 79 00:04:26,357 --> 00:04:29,349 It'll probably look better when it's breaking up Bonanza. 80 00:04:30,628 --> 00:04:32,061 His work is wonderful. 81 00:04:32,163 --> 00:04:33,994 He's perfect for Menken's. 82 00:04:34,098 --> 00:04:35,759 So he keeps telling me. 83 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,533 Well, I'll let you see Miss Menken out. 84 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,171 How are you? 85 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,804 I'm fine. 86 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,507 My family is fine. 87 00:04:52,617 --> 00:04:54,551 The weather has been spectacular. 88 00:04:54,652 --> 00:04:56,210 Rachel, listen... 89 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:57,652 What are you doing? 90 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:00,548 I don't know. 91 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,160 I don't want it to be like this. 92 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,924 Yes, well... 93 00:05:07,031 --> 00:05:09,556 we both know how we'd like it to be. 94 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:12,227 Can we at least have lunch sometime? 95 00:05:12,337 --> 00:05:15,534 I really can't see a reason for that. 96 00:05:21,813 --> 00:05:23,246 "Church bells rang out, 97 00:05:23,348 --> 00:05:26,215 "and the air was filled with flying birds. 98 00:05:26,317 --> 00:05:29,115 "What a joyous parade it was back at the palace. 99 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:33,213 No king could command anything finer. " 100 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:34,552 The end. 101 00:05:34,659 --> 00:05:36,820 The end. 102 00:05:39,898 --> 00:05:40,956 Again? 103 00:05:41,065 --> 00:05:43,033 Daddy will see you in the morning. 104 00:05:54,612 --> 00:05:57,445 Helen, come on. I know you're in there. 105 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:02,385 Damn it! Helen! Open the door! 106 00:06:07,258 --> 00:06:09,658 Excuse me, Miss. 107 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:12,286 I know you can hear me. Miss? 108 00:06:14,599 --> 00:06:17,124 Look, can I use your phone? 109 00:06:17,235 --> 00:06:19,601 I'm her husband. 110 00:06:19,704 --> 00:06:22,639 I'm supposed to see my kids, and I know she's in there. 111 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,298 I just called from the gas station. 112 00:06:24,409 --> 00:06:27,139 No. I'm sorry. 113 00:06:27,245 --> 00:06:29,577 Are you serious? 114 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,774 I'm sure you are who you say you are, 115 00:06:31,883 --> 00:06:34,351 but I don't let strange men into my home. 116 00:06:35,386 --> 00:06:36,444 Come on. 117 00:06:57,108 --> 00:06:58,268 Can I come in? 118 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,037 Of course. 119 00:07:07,485 --> 00:07:09,385 I'm really sorry. 120 00:07:09,487 --> 00:07:11,682 I'm so embarrassed. 121 00:07:14,092 --> 00:07:16,287 I don't know what you're talking about. 122 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:20,490 Yes, you do. I was at the window. 123 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,398 Did you let him in? 124 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,564 Yes. 125 00:07:30,108 --> 00:07:32,838 He's not a bad man. 126 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,473 Do you want some coffee? 127 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,387 It's a joke, really. 128 00:07:44,489 --> 00:07:47,151 Dan hardly saw the kids at all when we were married. 129 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,692 He works in Manhattan. Life insurance. 130 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:52,957 Now, all of a sudden, he can't live without them. 131 00:07:53,064 --> 00:07:55,464 Of course, if he does die, I'm set. 132 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,327 I'm joking. 133 00:08:03,174 --> 00:08:04,664 What happened? 134 00:08:06,411 --> 00:08:08,242 I'll tell you exactly. 135 00:08:08,346 --> 00:08:10,780 He had a lot of friends in the city. 136 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:15,478 There was poker and tennis, drinks at the River Club. 137 00:08:15,586 --> 00:08:17,577 Turned out none of them were men. 138 00:08:19,157 --> 00:08:20,784 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 139 00:08:20,892 --> 00:08:23,884 I really just meant tonight what happened. 140 00:08:23,995 --> 00:08:26,054 Please, I figure I might as well say it. 141 00:08:26,164 --> 00:08:28,155 That's what you've all been guessing anyway, right? 142 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:30,097 We haven't all been doing anything. 143 00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:34,903 Okay. 144 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:36,268 The strangest part of it 145 00:08:36,374 --> 00:08:39,400 is that I think he's angrier at me than I am at him. 146 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,000 Of course my father got a lawyer, 147 00:08:41,112 --> 00:08:43,580 an army buddy who just hammered the hell out of him. 148 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,284 I've always loved that house. 149 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:56,157 Hello. 150 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,266 He has to go right upstairs and have complete quiet for a while. 151 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,634 He works so hard. 152 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,264 I should get back. 153 00:09:10,374 --> 00:09:12,171 My kids are asleep. 154 00:09:33,064 --> 00:09:34,895 Boat's in the water. 155 00:09:38,636 --> 00:09:40,604 Your cousin Sara had her baby. 156 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,104 Named it after your Uncle Skip. 157 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,332 I think that's nice. 158 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:49,910 Everything's all ready in the trunks. 159 00:09:50,014 --> 00:09:51,811 We do hope you and Trudy 160 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:54,316 will be making it out to the house this summer. 161 00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:56,978 We'll try, but I'm not sure 162 00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:59,386 I'll be able to take the time off from work. 163 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:03,187 Work? Ha. I still don't understand what you do. 164 00:10:03,294 --> 00:10:05,125 I'd hate for you to miss the blackberries. 165 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,197 Run into you at the club, you're working. 166 00:10:07,298 --> 00:10:09,095 At a restaurant, you're working. 167 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,963 Taking people out to dinner, 168 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,366 wining and whoring. 169 00:10:13,471 --> 00:10:15,029 No job for a white man. 170 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:19,508 She's made such a nice addition to the table. 171 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:21,407 So nice and appreciative. 172 00:10:21,512 --> 00:10:23,946 There's a lot more to it than that. 173 00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:27,048 Advertising. Really? 174 00:10:27,151 --> 00:10:30,382 See, if someone were to tell me there's a lot more to the law, 175 00:10:30,488 --> 00:10:31,682 I'd believe him. 176 00:10:34,358 --> 00:10:37,122 I can't explain how business works to you. 177 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,596 Trudy found an apartment that she likes. 178 00:10:41,699 --> 00:10:43,963 Did she? Whereabouts? 179 00:10:44,068 --> 00:10:46,093 83rd and Park. Very nice. 180 00:10:46,204 --> 00:10:48,502 Are you sure you want to be that far uptown? 181 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,538 It's not that far, Dad. 182 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,505 It falls off after 79th. 183 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,976 No, darling. They fall off after 86th. 184 00:10:55,079 --> 00:10:57,047 It's a very nice area. 185 00:10:57,148 --> 00:10:58,206 It is. 186 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,113 And, well... 187 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:05,053 it's actually kind of expensive, 188 00:11:05,156 --> 00:11:10,560 so we're going to need help with the down payment. 189 00:11:10,661 --> 00:11:12,185 Really? 190 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,389 Yes. 191 00:11:17,368 --> 00:11:20,030 No, I don't think that's a good idea. 192 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:23,197 And why is that? 193 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,765 I just don't think it's a good idea. 194 00:11:28,246 --> 00:11:30,544 You thought it was a good idea to help Bud 195 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,412 when he hit that girl on her bike in Montauk last summer. 196 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:34,745 What did that cost? 197 00:11:43,761 --> 00:11:45,786 I presume it's your profession 198 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:49,230 that is responsible for this lapse in your manners. 199 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,665 I'll pay you back. 200 00:11:51,769 --> 00:11:55,205 It's not about the money, Peter. 201 00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:56,830 You know that. 202 00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:03,607 Why is it so hard for you people to give me anything? 203 00:12:03,714 --> 00:12:05,341 We gave you everything. 204 00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:08,009 We gave you your name. 205 00:12:08,119 --> 00:12:10,587 And what have you done with it? 206 00:12:25,603 --> 00:12:27,730 Did you have a nice visit? 207 00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:31,330 They're very keen on us coming out to Fisher's Island this summer. 208 00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:33,410 Can they help with the apartment? 209 00:12:34,745 --> 00:12:36,269 I didn't bring it up. 210 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,349 My dad's been having some health problems. 211 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:42,248 Oh, sweetheart. 212 00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:44,048 What's wrong with him? 213 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,619 Nobody knows. 214 00:12:56,968 --> 00:12:58,435 Walter, how's it going? 215 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,060 Never have much luck, 216 00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:02,605 unless I'm playing against Campbell here. 217 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:05,175 Well, he's known for losing gracefully. 218 00:13:05,276 --> 00:13:08,370 You know our art director, Salvatore Romano. 219 00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:11,175 Did you have a good time in the city last night? 220 00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:12,374 When I come into town, 221 00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:14,348 I like to do my business and go home. 222 00:13:14,452 --> 00:13:15,714 Unwind with the Psalms. 223 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,380 No man should have to live out of a suitcase. 224 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:22,186 So what do you fellows have for me? 225 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:27,253 Well, we take for granted the things we need the most: 226 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:31,461 Water, oil, electricity... steel. 227 00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:34,003 I was thinking about the last time you were here, 228 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,597 looking out this window at this incredible city 229 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:41,701 and saying... "It's all steel. " 230 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,679 New York City: 231 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:48,741 Brought to you by Bethlehem Steel. 232 00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,218 The city of Pittsburgh, 233 00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:52,414 brought to you by Bethlehem Steel. 234 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:56,186 The city of Chicago, Detroit, St. Louis. 235 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,761 Full-page ads in targeted markets: 236 00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:00,956 Newspapers, trade publications. 237 00:14:01,065 --> 00:14:02,532 Throw in a few billboards 238 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,193 so your employees can brag to their girlfriends. 239 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,567 They're kind of plain, aren't they? 240 00:14:11,675 --> 00:14:15,577 Reminds me of those WPA ads before the war. 241 00:14:16,781 --> 00:14:18,339 Walter, you've been doing this long enough. 242 00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:20,508 We can throw this artwork away in a minute. 243 00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:25,446 But the sentiment, the idea, it's so basic, 244 00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:27,148 you feel like you already know it. 245 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,226 You just haven't thought of it lately. 246 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,456 Cities are made of steel. 247 00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:35,259 Bethlehem Steel. 248 00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:39,393 I might be wrong, but these feel like ads for cities. 249 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,562 You're making our company 250 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,505 look like a middleman for another product. 251 00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:47,975 Well, would you prefer an I-beam on a plate 252 00:14:48,079 --> 00:14:50,104 with a pat of butter on it? 253 00:14:50,214 --> 00:14:52,182 No need to get cute, Don. 254 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,750 Just making a point. 255 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,820 Steel is not something that you can buy at the supermarket. 256 00:14:56,921 --> 00:15:00,152 But it is a commodity. 257 00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:01,349 Walter, I'm surprised. 258 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:04,485 I believe this is fairly close to what we had talked about. 259 00:15:04,595 --> 00:15:06,085 We talked about a national strategy 260 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,530 that would involve the virtues of this essential commodity. 261 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:10,998 I believe it was more specific. 262 00:15:11,102 --> 00:15:13,593 Don, Walter has expressed himself. 263 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,138 Now, Walter, if this does not meet your expectations, 264 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,333 I'm sure Don can find something that does, 265 00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:19,340 right, Don? 266 00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:21,138 I hate to be a pain in the ass, 267 00:15:21,245 --> 00:15:23,770 but if they didn't just lay there so flat. 268 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:28,011 I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm not from a city. 269 00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:31,520 They just... bother me. 270 00:15:31,622 --> 00:15:33,681 Look, if we can persuade you 271 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,349 to stay in town another 24 hours... 272 00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:37,154 back at the St. Regis, of course... 273 00:15:37,261 --> 00:15:38,592 it would give us a chance 274 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,186 to come up with something with more impact. 275 00:15:40,297 --> 00:15:42,959 Get you tickets to a Broadway show. 276 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,830 There's a new one: Uh, Bye Bye Birdie. 277 00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:46,698 I don't like birds, either. 278 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,704 Well, something else, then. 279 00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:52,207 Pete, I think Sal can show Mr. Veith out. Walt. 280 00:15:54,945 --> 00:15:57,937 Sorry about that. They are good drawings. 281 00:15:58,048 --> 00:16:01,245 No, the WPA was a very respected style. 282 00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:02,979 20 years ago. 283 00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,555 What the hell was that? 284 00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:12,219 Come on, Don. 285 00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:15,492 That's not the first time someone's been unhappy. 286 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:16,964 Give it a haircut. 287 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,126 He's a second-time guy anyway. I could feel that. 288 00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:21,568 And I could feel he was sentences away. 289 00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:23,264 I'm that kind of guy. 290 00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:24,864 He didn't like the idea. 291 00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:27,170 Someone hadn't prepared him to like the idea, 292 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:31,078 an idea he was extremely enthusiastic about three months ago. 293 00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:35,050 I'm sorry I didn't lower his expectations enough. 294 00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:36,915 You do your job. 295 00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:39,148 Take him sailing. Get him in a bathing suit. 296 00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:40,655 Leave the ideas to me. 297 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,919 I have ideas. 298 00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:44,858 I'm sure you do. 299 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,454 Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich. 300 00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:51,694 You know what? I have good ideas. 301 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,896 In fact, I used to carry around a notebook and pen just to keep track. 302 00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:57,337 Direct marketing. I thought of that. 303 00:16:57,441 --> 00:17:00,899 Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently. 304 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:02,603 And then I come to this place, 305 00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:04,772 and you people tell me I'm good with people, 306 00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:05,974 which is strange 307 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,483 because I'd never heard that before. 308 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,263 Draper residence. 309 00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:24,766 Betty? Helen Bishop. Are you busy? 310 00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:28,770 Well... no, I'm just finishing up dinner. 311 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,336 Of course. 312 00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:36,004 Listen, this may be truly rude, but I was wondering. 313 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:39,412 I'm supposed to be stuffing envelopes at Kennedy Headquarters tonight, 314 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,041 and my sitter just cancelled, 315 00:17:42,152 --> 00:17:44,586 and I hate to back out because, well, you know, 316 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,952 New York State is so important. 317 00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:49,355 I didn't know that. 318 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,552 Well, anyway, I was wondering 319 00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:53,027 if you could come watch the kids for a few hours. 320 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,688 Right now? 321 00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:00,296 You know what? I shouldn't have asked. 322 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:06,365 Well, let me just get dinner on the table. 323 00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:09,503 I guess Don can watch the kids. 324 00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:12,446 Really? Gosh, that would be wonderful. 325 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,540 Take your time. 326 00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:18,418 Put that lemonade into the floor show. 327 00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,353 That's a swell ideal 328 00:18:20,457 --> 00:18:22,254 But how could we do that? 329 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,125 Oh, you're a lifesaver, truly. 330 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,859 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this. 331 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,195 Hiroshima, I know. 332 00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:33,532 Cleaning lady and babysitter are one. 333 00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:35,070 Oh, stop. 334 00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,901 It's charming. 335 00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:41,170 That's beautiful, Glen. 336 00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:42,609 Except he can wake the baby. 337 00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:43,702 Glen, stop that now. 338 00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:45,008 You remember Mrs. Draper? 339 00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:47,549 She's going to take care of you while I'm gone. 340 00:18:47,651 --> 00:18:49,050 No ironing. 341 00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:51,053 Ironing? 342 00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:53,680 I give him 5 cents a piece. He loves doing it, 343 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,122 Oh, there you are. 344 00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:58,717 I swear to God, I am so exhausted when I get home from the jewelry store 345 00:18:58,829 --> 00:19:01,798 that I just kick these off, and I never know where they end up. 346 00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,094 You, Glen Bishop, in bed after The Real McCoys. 347 00:19:04,201 --> 00:19:05,600 No discussions. 348 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,507 You look very nice. 349 00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:14,372 They keep the place poorly lit. 350 00:19:16,313 --> 00:19:19,578 I guess there'll be a lot of nice men there. 351 00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:23,244 Yes. I guess so, although it's mostly women. 352 00:19:23,354 --> 00:19:25,049 Have you seen the candidate? 353 00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:27,851 On the news. He's handsome. 354 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,222 But I'm not sure who we're voting for. 355 00:19:30,327 --> 00:19:32,795 Well, I'll bring you back some literature. 356 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,454 I'll be back before 10, I promise. 357 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:35,532 Glen. 358 00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:57,244 You got to get that Lux soap campaign 359 00:19:57,354 --> 00:19:58,685 over to Sterling Cooper. 360 00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:00,882 Janet Leigh and Natalie Wood... 361 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,549 now, there's a day at the office. 362 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,217 Is that an orange? 363 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,695 I'm telling you, you boys, you've got it made. 364 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:08,924 Martini lunches, 365 00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:11,091 gorgeous women parading through. 366 00:20:11,201 --> 00:20:13,795 In my next life, I'm coming back as an ad man. 367 00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:16,236 Well, there's slightly more to it than that. 368 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,967 Yeah? Well, I'd keep that to yourself. 369 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,372 I met his boss yesterday. 370 00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:21,239 You should have heard the nice things he said. 371 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,869 He's not my boss. 372 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,777 Well, isn't that nice? 373 00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:26,907 To be appreciated for what you do? 374 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,820 We have some great news. 375 00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:32,650 Already? 376 00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:35,782 Honestly, you two. It's not that. 377 00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:37,690 We found an apartment. 378 00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:40,855 Oh. Well, that's exciting, too. 379 00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:42,056 Yes, well, unfortunately, 380 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,396 it's a bit out of our price range right now. 381 00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:45,798 I've been looking in the neighborhood, 382 00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:47,564 and it seems very well priced to me: 383 00:20:47,671 --> 00:20:50,003 32, but the realtor says we can get it for 30. 384 00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,506 - Around here? - 83rd, but... 385 00:20:51,608 --> 00:20:53,701 - How many rooms? - Five: 386 00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:55,108 Two bedrooms, two baths, a terrace. 387 00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:58,107 I don't know. 388 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,706 I'd have to look at it first. 389 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,754 Oh, thank you. 390 00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:09,655 Sir... 391 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,819 I'll take Tom or Dad, you got me? 392 00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:17,557 Tom, it's very generous for you to even consider it, 393 00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:20,501 but I think we'd rather wait. 394 00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:23,332 For what? 395 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,668 Start your life already. 396 00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:26,333 You're gonna be a rich bastard on your own someday, 397 00:21:26,443 --> 00:21:27,910 and waiting's a bunch of bullshit. 398 00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:29,569 - Tomcat. - It is. 399 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,977 Your confidence is really... 400 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,912 well, it's swell. 401 00:21:33,016 --> 00:21:35,951 But honestly, I'm not sure it's a good idea. 402 00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:37,145 I am. 403 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:41,452 Pete, this is an investment for me, in you. 404 00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:44,957 And my jellybean over here, of course. 405 00:21:53,303 --> 00:21:55,965 Oh, thank you. You're gonna love it. 406 00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:57,768 We'll be so happy there. 407 00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,681 I knew they'd help us. 408 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,621 I know you did. 409 00:22:15,726 --> 00:22:17,660 Oh, come on. 410 00:22:17,761 --> 00:22:20,161 You can't possibly be angry with me. 411 00:22:22,232 --> 00:22:25,565 I'm just not sure taking that kind of money is a good idea. 412 00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:27,364 He's not paying for the whole thing. 413 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,870 It's still a lot of money, 414 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,564 and I'm not sure what it means. 415 00:22:30,674 --> 00:22:34,735 It means we get the apartment. 416 00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:37,780 Do they get to tell us where to put the furniture? 417 00:22:37,881 --> 00:22:40,213 They're not like that. 418 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,547 You would have taken money from your parents. 419 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,551 That's different. 420 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:44,552 Why? 421 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,520 Because that's my money. 422 00:22:46,623 --> 00:22:47,715 I'll get it eventually. 423 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,951 So this is my money. 424 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:53,291 Sweetheart, he wants to help. 425 00:22:53,397 --> 00:22:54,830 It makes him feel good. 426 00:22:54,932 --> 00:22:56,160 Well, what about me? 427 00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:57,824 Well, what about me? 428 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,800 You always get what you want, don't you? 429 00:23:02,906 --> 00:23:07,309 I got you. That's all I really wanted. 430 00:23:10,247 --> 00:23:13,114 Excuse me. Can we turn up Park? 431 00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:15,081 I need to meet a client downtown. 432 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:18,154 Hush. It'll only take a sec. 433 00:23:18,255 --> 00:23:20,223 The Armory. 434 00:23:20,324 --> 00:23:23,384 When are they gonna tear that dinosaur down? 435 00:23:45,515 --> 00:23:47,176 I'll be right back. 436 00:24:49,413 --> 00:24:50,778 I'm in here. 437 00:24:52,649 --> 00:24:54,708 Glen, I said get out. 438 00:24:57,821 --> 00:24:59,812 Young man, what is wrong with you? 439 00:24:59,923 --> 00:25:00,947 This room is occupied. 440 00:25:14,705 --> 00:25:17,299 What do you have to say for yourself? 441 00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:21,708 Glen, look at me. 442 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,905 That was very bad. 443 00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:30,010 You know better than to walk in on someone like that. 444 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:34,284 That room is private, extremely private. 445 00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:39,256 Well, that's all I'm trying to say. 446 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,158 Now look at me. 447 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:47,095 Don't you think you owe me an apology? 448 00:25:49,773 --> 00:25:50,899 Well? 449 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,032 I'm sorry. 450 00:25:54,544 --> 00:25:56,011 Well, good. 451 00:25:56,113 --> 00:25:59,344 That's not the way to behave, okay? 452 00:26:05,589 --> 00:26:07,420 Now... 453 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:11,585 It's all right. I'm not angry anymore. 454 00:26:22,139 --> 00:26:24,801 You're pretty. 455 00:26:27,611 --> 00:26:28,839 Well, thank you, dear. 456 00:26:28,945 --> 00:26:31,470 Really pretty. 457 00:26:31,581 --> 00:26:35,449 That's sweet of you to say. 458 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,282 How old are you? 459 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:43,189 Well, I'm the same age as your mother. 460 00:26:43,293 --> 00:26:44,783 How old is your mother? 461 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,157 She's 32. 462 00:26:46,263 --> 00:26:48,231 I'm 28. 463 00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:55,066 Your hair is so beautiful. You look like a princess. 464 00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:57,766 Well, I don't know about that. 465 00:26:57,874 --> 00:26:59,171 Can I have some? 466 00:26:59,276 --> 00:27:00,504 What? 467 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:04,171 Can I have some of your hair? 468 00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:08,317 Glen, no. 469 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,442 Just a little piece? 470 00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:10,815 Glen. 471 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:12,718 You won't even miss it. 472 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,580 Now off to bed with you. 473 00:27:40,383 --> 00:27:41,850 And no radio. 474 00:28:04,608 --> 00:28:06,166 Evening, gentlemen. 475 00:28:07,277 --> 00:28:09,006 Walter, I'd like you to meet my cousins 476 00:28:09,112 --> 00:28:10,044 Charlotte and Wendy. 477 00:28:10,146 --> 00:28:12,979 Ladies, it's a pleasure. 478 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:15,608 We were hoping you were Pete's friends. 479 00:28:15,719 --> 00:28:17,380 You must be the man of steel. 480 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,079 Will you look at that? 481 00:28:19,189 --> 00:28:22,352 You could lose a nickel in those dimples. 482 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,156 I thought your cousin Wendy was a redhead. 483 00:28:27,264 --> 00:28:29,357 No, that's my cousin Doris. 484 00:28:29,466 --> 00:28:31,434 She wasn't available this evening. 485 00:28:31,534 --> 00:28:34,697 Well, I think we can make do with this branch of the family. 486 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,799 I'm glad you decided to stay over. 487 00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:40,171 So am I. 488 00:28:40,277 --> 00:28:44,805 Hey, bottle of champagne for the table and another round of these, plus one. 489 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:55,458 You know, I had some thoughts about your campaign today. 490 00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:56,923 Did you? 491 00:28:57,027 --> 00:29:01,987 Well, I was trying to express the essentialness of steel, 492 00:29:02,098 --> 00:29:05,966 and I thought, Bethlehem Steel: 493 00:29:06,069 --> 00:29:08,435 The backbone of America. 494 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,130 What do you think? 495 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,472 Unbelievable. Did Draper tell you to try and sneak this one by me? 496 00:29:14,577 --> 00:29:15,635 No. I was just... 497 00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:17,440 Campbell, get off the clock. 498 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:21,074 We have two lovely ladies here. 499 00:29:21,184 --> 00:29:26,019 The only backbone I'm interested in now is right here. 500 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:30,757 So, tell me, Wendy, what do you do 501 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:34,591 when you're not lighting up rooms with your smile? 502 00:29:34,698 --> 00:29:37,690 Well, I'm an actress, and I take some classes at Hunter. 503 00:29:37,801 --> 00:29:39,234 Do you? 504 00:29:39,336 --> 00:29:43,295 I would have thought you slept all day and bathed in milk. 505 00:29:57,620 --> 00:29:59,588 How was it? 506 00:29:59,689 --> 00:30:03,056 It was nice. Very quiet. 507 00:30:03,159 --> 00:30:05,525 Oh. In case you're interested. 508 00:30:05,628 --> 00:30:08,529 Oh. Thank you. 509 00:30:08,631 --> 00:30:10,895 I'll be sure to look at it. 510 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:12,059 I can't thank you enough. 511 00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:14,159 I hope I can return the favor sometime. 512 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,467 Oh, please, don't even think about it. 513 00:30:59,549 --> 00:31:02,416 Looks pretty familiar. 514 00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:06,148 Well, I wanted to maintain our original strategy, 515 00:31:06,256 --> 00:31:08,816 but I think the wordplay achieves what you're looking for: 516 00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,586 The idea that from the acorn... 517 00:31:10,693 --> 00:31:12,490 that is, Bethlehem Steel... 518 00:31:12,595 --> 00:31:14,563 comes America's great cities. 519 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:17,258 I know this isn't the idea you want to sell me, 520 00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:18,994 so don't sell it so damn well. 521 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,236 Excuse me? 522 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:24,363 The backbone idea. 523 00:31:24,474 --> 00:31:26,806 Campbell pitched it to me last night. 524 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:28,138 I like it. 525 00:31:28,244 --> 00:31:31,077 What backbone idea? 526 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:34,048 Bethlehem Steel: The backbone of America. 527 00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:35,913 Wasn't that it? 528 00:31:39,823 --> 00:31:40,721 Oh, right. 529 00:31:40,824 --> 00:31:42,314 It's concise, strong, 530 00:31:42,425 --> 00:31:45,758 and frankly, I like that you were so enthusiastic about it 531 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,830 you couldn't wait to tell me. 532 00:31:53,103 --> 00:31:54,400 Thanks again, boys. 533 00:31:54,504 --> 00:31:55,835 Pleasure to make you happy, Walt. 534 00:31:55,939 --> 00:31:57,998 Hope your visit to New York was productive. 535 00:31:58,108 --> 00:32:00,076 I'm warming to the place. 536 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,642 Nice work. 537 00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:10,878 I told you I had ideas. 538 00:32:10,987 --> 00:32:12,818 Yes, you did. 539 00:32:12,922 --> 00:32:16,050 Good one. Enjoy it. 540 00:32:18,128 --> 00:32:19,720 You know what I think? 541 00:32:19,829 --> 00:32:23,595 I think I did something good, and you got the compliment for it. 542 00:32:26,002 --> 00:32:27,731 Listen, Pete, 543 00:32:27,837 --> 00:32:32,934 I need you to go get a cardboard box... 544 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,203 and put your things in it. 545 00:32:35,311 --> 00:32:36,539 Okay? 546 00:32:46,689 --> 00:32:49,055 You picked the wrong time to buy an apartment. 547 00:33:02,038 --> 00:33:05,906 H- How far has Mr. Adams gotten in the lesson? 548 00:33:06,009 --> 00:33:07,909 B- Backing out? 549 00:33:09,245 --> 00:33:10,576 Everybody out. 550 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,648 Now! 551 00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:16,518 Uh, did he cover starting the car? 552 00:33:17,921 --> 00:33:19,912 And the other way to stop. 553 00:33:33,836 --> 00:33:35,360 Remember Pete Campbell's last day? 554 00:33:36,439 --> 00:33:37,531 It's today. 555 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,039 What happened? 556 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:42,339 While I was breaking my neck trying to fix the hash he made yesterday, 557 00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:44,276 he was at the St. Regis pitching copy. 558 00:33:45,515 --> 00:33:46,777 His copy. 559 00:33:48,017 --> 00:33:50,212 That little shit. 560 00:34:20,383 --> 00:34:24,843 It was hard to see her all alone like that... 561 00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:31,254 supporting herself with that sad little job at the jewelry store. 562 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:33,420 Frozen food. 563 00:34:34,797 --> 00:34:37,095 I mean, I know she gets some kind of help, 564 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,830 but still, she looks so exhausted. 565 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:44,498 She tries to put on a brave face. 566 00:34:59,822 --> 00:35:02,620 Honestly, I think she's jealous of me. 567 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,656 I've seen it before. I was in a sorority. 568 00:35:09,365 --> 00:35:12,857 I mean, seeing happy families all around. 569 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,901 But I don't know what I can do. 570 00:35:16,005 --> 00:35:18,633 I can't just disappear. I live there. 571 00:35:22,612 --> 00:35:25,911 Of course, my real concern is those children. 572 00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:28,808 I mean, the baby won't know the difference, 573 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,886 but that poor little boy. 574 00:35:37,026 --> 00:35:40,985 The person taking care of him isn't giving him what he needs. 575 00:35:43,199 --> 00:35:44,598 You know? 576 00:36:06,255 --> 00:36:08,018 Gentlemen, please. 577 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:14,562 You really love that thing. 578 00:36:14,664 --> 00:36:17,531 You were cute back then. 579 00:36:22,739 --> 00:36:25,606 Pete Campbell. 580 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:26,936 On his way out. 581 00:36:27,043 --> 00:36:28,806 Sorry to hear that. 582 00:36:28,911 --> 00:36:30,879 Can't be avoided, I'm afraid. 583 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,675 I wish I could agree with that. 584 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:35,780 He's a junior account executive 585 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:40,481 who brought his own idea to a client in a bar. 586 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:41,716 There are rules. 587 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,418 There are other rules. 588 00:36:46,362 --> 00:36:48,057 What's the problem? 589 00:36:49,799 --> 00:36:53,257 New York City is a marvelous machine 590 00:36:53,369 --> 00:36:57,738 filled with a mesh of levers and gears and springs, 591 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,867 like a fine watch wound tight. 592 00:37:01,978 --> 00:37:03,741 Always ticking. 593 00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:05,507 Sounds more like a bomb. 594 00:37:05,615 --> 00:37:08,345 How much do you know about Pete's family? 595 00:37:08,451 --> 00:37:10,817 Nothing, except they put out a mediocre product. 596 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,083 His mother is Dorothy Dykeman Campbell. 597 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,420 The Dykemans owned pretty much everything 598 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,255 north of 125th Street, 599 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,659 which I don't know how good your geography is, 600 00:37:20,763 --> 00:37:23,061 but that's a fair chunk of the island. 601 00:37:23,166 --> 00:37:25,566 So they're rich. So what? 602 00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:26,896 Well, no. 603 00:37:27,003 --> 00:37:30,063 Uh, his grandfather dropped it all in '29. 604 00:37:30,173 --> 00:37:31,572 Panicked. 605 00:37:31,674 --> 00:37:35,440 Some people have no confidence in this country. 606 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,847 What's your concern, then? 607 00:37:38,948 --> 00:37:42,440 Well, I don't want Dorothy Dykeman Campbell 608 00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:45,214 standing on the dock at Fisher's Island this summer 609 00:37:45,321 --> 00:37:48,882 talking about how badly Sterling Cooper treated her son. 610 00:37:48,991 --> 00:37:51,391 I don't think any of us want that. 611 00:37:51,494 --> 00:37:52,859 We lose him, 612 00:37:52,962 --> 00:37:56,489 we lose our entree to Buckley, DKE, 613 00:37:56,599 --> 00:38:00,160 the Maidstone Club, the Century Club, 614 00:38:00,269 --> 00:38:01,998 Dartmouth... 615 00:38:02,104 --> 00:38:05,301 Gracie Mansion sometimes. 616 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,933 It's a marquee issue for us. 617 00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:11,104 See my point? 618 00:38:11,214 --> 00:38:13,114 Absolutely. 619 00:38:13,216 --> 00:38:16,014 He's more valuable to the agency than I am. 620 00:38:16,118 --> 00:38:17,278 Don't fool yourself. 621 00:38:17,386 --> 00:38:20,219 There's a Pete Campbell at every agency out there. 622 00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:22,382 Well, let's get one of the other ones. 623 00:38:22,492 --> 00:38:24,119 You're going to need a stronger stomach 624 00:38:24,227 --> 00:38:28,220 if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. 625 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,433 Thought it was a big watch. 626 00:38:35,004 --> 00:38:37,029 You handle the words. 627 00:38:37,139 --> 00:38:42,008 You know how much we want you here with us. 628 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,238 No doubt about that. 629 00:38:44,347 --> 00:38:46,645 Don's a big boy, Bert. 630 00:38:46,749 --> 00:38:48,944 Aren't you, Don? 631 00:38:55,224 --> 00:38:57,624 Well, thank you, sir. 632 00:38:59,495 --> 00:39:01,554 There you go. 633 00:39:04,367 --> 00:39:07,461 I'm glad we're all better now. 634 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:34,091 What you did is totally unacceptable. 635 00:39:34,196 --> 00:39:35,254 I realize that. 636 00:39:35,364 --> 00:39:37,423 I want you to be very clear about this. 637 00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:39,091 You were fired. I wanted you out. 638 00:39:39,201 --> 00:39:40,566 Cooper wanted you out. 639 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:43,298 And you would be if it weren't for this man. 640 00:39:44,907 --> 00:39:47,137 He thought you deserved another chance. 641 00:39:47,243 --> 00:39:50,770 That's right. He fought for you. 642 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,142 I don't know what to say. 643 00:39:52,248 --> 00:39:53,510 Say nothing. 644 00:39:53,616 --> 00:39:56,551 You're here because of Don Draper's largesse. 645 00:39:56,652 --> 00:39:58,950 Thank you. Thank you so much. 646 00:39:59,055 --> 00:40:01,819 Now, I know that your generation went to college instead of serving, 647 00:40:01,924 --> 00:40:03,016 so I'll illuminate you: 648 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:04,490 This man is your commanding officer. 649 00:40:04,594 --> 00:40:07,893 You live and die in his shadow. 650 00:40:07,997 --> 00:40:09,589 Understood? 651 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,266 I won't let you down, Don. 652 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,963 Jesus, Campbell. 653 00:40:16,072 --> 00:40:18,040 Don't ever say that. 654 00:40:32,922 --> 00:40:36,653 I bet daily friendship with that bottle attracts more people to advertising 655 00:40:36,759 --> 00:40:38,750 than any salary you can dream of. 656 00:40:38,861 --> 00:40:40,522 It's why I got in. 657 00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:42,291 So enjoy it. 658 00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:44,760 I'm doing my best here. 659 00:40:44,867 --> 00:40:45,925 Oh, you're not. 660 00:40:46,035 --> 00:40:48,560 You don't know how to drink, your whole generation. 661 00:40:48,671 --> 00:40:50,002 You drink for the wrong reasons. 662 00:40:50,106 --> 00:40:54,270 My generation, we drink because it's good. 663 00:40:54,377 --> 00:40:56,971 Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. 664 00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,547 Because we deserve it. 665 00:40:59,649 --> 00:41:02,083 We drink because it's what men do. 666 00:41:02,184 --> 00:41:03,412 What about shaky hands? 667 00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:06,113 I see a lot of that, too, with you boys. 668 00:41:06,222 --> 00:41:09,623 No joke. Your kind with your gloomy thoughts and your worries, 669 00:41:09,725 --> 00:41:12,626 you're all busy licking some imaginary wound. 670 00:41:12,728 --> 00:41:14,958 Not all imaginary. 671 00:41:15,064 --> 00:41:16,691 Yeah, boo-hoo. 672 00:41:18,868 --> 00:41:21,996 Maybe I'm not as comfortable being powerless as you are. 673 00:41:24,974 --> 00:41:26,134 Pardon? 674 00:41:30,246 --> 00:41:32,111 You know, you shouldn't compete with Pete Campbell. 675 00:41:32,214 --> 00:41:33,112 I'm not. 676 00:41:33,215 --> 00:41:34,580 Yeah. You are. 677 00:41:34,684 --> 00:41:38,450 Not at a personal level, but for the world. 678 00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,086 I don't know. 679 00:41:46,195 --> 00:41:49,562 Maybe every generation thinks the next one is the end of it all. 680 00:41:57,773 --> 00:42:00,105 I bet there are people in the Bible 681 00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:02,769 walking around complaining about kids today. 682 00:42:05,748 --> 00:42:09,616 Kids today, they have no one to look up to... 683 00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,381 because they're looking up to us. 684 00:42:17,927 --> 00:42:20,452 Of course, if you're not going to have live-in help, 685 00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:23,088 that back room can be used for any number of things. 686 00:42:23,199 --> 00:42:26,259 I don't think we'll be having live-in help just yet, do you, sweetheart? 687 00:42:26,368 --> 00:42:28,893 No, I think we'll be managing on our own for now. 688 00:42:30,773 --> 00:42:34,300 Oh, I'm so glad you could come. 689 00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:36,105 I'd like you to meet Mrs. Clifford Lyman. 690 00:42:36,212 --> 00:42:37,679 She'll be one of your new neighbors, 691 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,611 and she's on the co-op board. 692 00:42:39,715 --> 00:42:41,876 Of course you know these two. 693 00:42:41,984 --> 00:42:43,349 Where's the nursery at? 694 00:42:43,452 --> 00:42:44,476 Thank you, Tom. 695 00:42:44,587 --> 00:42:46,145 I don't want to hear that again. 696 00:42:46,255 --> 00:42:47,187 Mrs. Lyman, Trudy Campbell. 697 00:42:47,289 --> 00:42:48,813 So nice to meet you. 698 00:42:48,924 --> 00:42:49,948 Well, aren't you darling? 699 00:42:50,059 --> 00:42:51,356 The two of you. 700 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:53,087 A pleasure. 701 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:55,527 Now, I know I shouldn't ask, but I have to. 702 00:42:55,631 --> 00:42:57,394 Your mother-in-law was just telling me 703 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,560 that your great-great-grandfather was a farmer with Isaac Roosevelt? 704 00:43:00,669 --> 00:43:01,863 Is that right? 705 00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:03,996 Um, yes. That's true. 706 00:43:04,106 --> 00:43:07,542 That was Nicholas Dykeman, right? 707 00:43:07,643 --> 00:43:09,611 On his mother's side. 708 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:12,510 Can you imagine orchards on 204th Street? 709 00:43:12,615 --> 00:43:15,015 He's buried at the Church of the Intercession. 710 00:43:15,117 --> 00:43:17,881 Oh, my goodness. Wait until I tell my husband 711 00:43:17,987 --> 00:43:19,955 there's going to be a Dykeman living in the building. 712 00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:21,920 He'll be so thrilled. 713 00:43:22,024 --> 00:43:25,824 Sweetheart, tell Mrs. Lyman the story about your great-great aunt 714 00:43:25,928 --> 00:43:28,089 getting in that fight with the British soldier and the Hessian. 715 00:43:28,197 --> 00:43:29,789 You tell it, dear. 716 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:32,129 You tell it so much better than I do. 717 00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:35,260 Well, I think it was his great-great aunt, 718 00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:37,669 or great-great-great... I'm not sure... 719 00:43:37,773 --> 00:43:39,866 but it was before the Revolutionary War, 720 00:43:39,975 --> 00:43:42,466 and the Dykemans owned a large tract of land 721 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:44,068 just north of Central Park. 722 00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:47,013 Of course, it wasn't called Central Park back then, but...