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Dick Whitman, you watch where you're going.
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You're going to break your neck.
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You going to cry or get up?
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I'm getting up, Uncle Mack.
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Good. There's someone
who wants to meet you.
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What are you afraid of?
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There was lots of screaming.
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Always is.
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The Lord has given us a blessing.
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You have a new brother.
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He ain't my brother.
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Of course he is.
You got the same daddy.
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Isn't he beautiful?
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I named him Adam after the first man.
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Daddy!
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Don, are you all right?
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Happy Mother's Day.
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This is fascinating.
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It's better than the Hollywood version.
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It's certainly dirtier.
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Well, Joan Crawford is not what she was.
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You know, honestly,
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I found her eyebrows completely unnerving,
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like a couple of...
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caterpillars just pasted there.
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Her standing next to Suzy Parker
as if they were the same species.
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Well, some men like eyebrows,
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and all men like Joan Crawford.
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Salvatore couldn't stop talking about her.
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To think, one of the great beauties,
and there she is, so old.
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I'd just like to disappear at that point.
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It makes perfect sense.
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I promise you, Bets,
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the first sign of crow's feet,
and I'll put you on an ice floe.
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Or would you prefer to be
my gal in the iron mask?
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Did you have a nice Mother's Day?
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It was lovely.
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My mother was at least two years older
than whatever Joan Crawford says she is,
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and she was still very fetching.
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I'd like to think that
she'd stand up very well
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as a prediction of my
eventual appearance.
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Bets, don't.
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No melancholy.
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I'm allowed to be sentimental
on Mother's Day.
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But it's your Mother's Day, not hers.
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I'm just saying that my mother
looked handsome.
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Actually, vivacious
and positively cheerful,
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right up to her end.
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It's good remembrance.
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Dr. Wayne suggested a book which...
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says that it's part
of the mourning process.
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Dr. Wayne.
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I do think it's helping.
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So you're cured?
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I don't know how they tell that.
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When their vacation house is paid for.
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Don't deride him.
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Mourning is just extended self-pity.
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In New Guinea,
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pygmies grind up their ancestors
and drink the powder in a beer.
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And a model culture at that, pygmies.
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Did you know Michelangelo
was painting the Sistine ceiling
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when those people were still
living in caves discovering fire?
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I didn't know that.
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Well, it's true.
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Introduction to Basic Anthropology.
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What about...
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Advanced Reproduction?
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How are your studies
progressing in that?
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Completed.
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I got an A, actually.
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You did?
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Yep, I did.
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I flunked the whole thing.
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Well, that's because
you got caught cheating.
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Get the light.
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I want you so much.
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I thought about it all day.
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Me, too.
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No, I mean it.
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It's all I think about...
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every day.
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Your car coming down the driveway.
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I put the kids to bed early.
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I make a grocery list.
I cook butterscotch pudding.
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I never let my hands idle.
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Brushing my hair,
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drinking my milk...
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and it's all in a kind of fog
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because I can't stop
thinking about this.
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I want you so badly.
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You have me.
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You do.
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Ah, Don.
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You remember Nick Rodis
from Olympic Cruise Lines.
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Nick, did you ever add
that second deck of portholes?
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Yes, but those rooms get pretty wet.
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This is Urine Ben Shulhai
from The Israel Ministry of Tourism.
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It is pronounced "Yoram. "
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Of course.
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And this young lady is Lily Meyer.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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And you.
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Caviar, blinis, mai tais.
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We're thinking of a land of exotic luxury.
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We'd like to think that if Beirut
is the Paris of the Middle East,
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Haifa can be the Rome.
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It's an exciting idea.
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Of course we should keep in mind
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that Paris has the Eiffel Tower
and Rome has the Coliseum.
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And Tel Avenue is about to have a Hilton.
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Olympic is charting
our most luxurious liner
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all along the wondrous ports
of the Israeli Riviera.
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We are going to visit
Mr. Bernbach down the street,
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but some of us
find his humor to be kitsch.
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We thought we would try
a traditional way as well.
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Sterling Cooper doesn't
like to think of itself as traditional.
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Maybe that is the wrong word.
My English is not so good.
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Glamour, like glamorous... that's the word.
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We saw your awards.
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We were impressed
with your work on Rio de Janeiro.
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You're not thinking of putting
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a 150-foot statue of Jesus
in Tel Aviv, are you?
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Because that's how we sold Rio.
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This book has been
on the best-seller list
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for two years in the States,
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and is soon to be a major motion picture
starring Paul Newman.
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America has a love affair with Israel,
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and we would like to bring
the two parties together.
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Well, you certainly
saved me some legwork.
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All I have is the Bible.
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Let's stay away from that.
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So, your ideal tourist.
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What's his yearly salary?
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Whatever you make.
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They always say that.
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Well, look who's here:
A couple of angels.
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Do we have lunch today?
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No, darling, we're going
to get Margaret a haircut.
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A haircut?
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Oh, I like your ponytail, squirt.
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It makes you look young.
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I like your hair, Daddy.
It makes you look old.
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We just have to find the right place.
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Ginger?
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I cut my own hair.
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You picked her.
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Don't you two make a handsome couple.
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Honestly, I don't go for handsome.
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Mona, Margaret.
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What brings you below 59th Street?
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Margaret, say hello.
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Hello, Mr. Draper.
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Oh, Mona, aren't you lucky?
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Mother and daughter on the town.
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Where are the girls
getting their hair done these days?
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By girls, you mean Brigitte Bardot?
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Because that's what I'm seeing.
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As long as she can pin
a hat on it for church.
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You are going to love this man.
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I will make you an appointment. Come on.
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Bye, Don.
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Roger, sweetheart.
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She used to love being in my office.
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Her haircut is the least
of Margaret's problems.
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She's dated what, two boys?
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One of them joined the service,
the other one committed suicide.
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She doesn't want to go to college.
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Doesn't want to work.
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Not interested in charity.
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I don't know what we did wrong.
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We gave her everything she wanted,
and she's still useless.
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You're being too hard on her.
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She's a young girl.
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When I was her age,
I rode a tramp steamer
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from Bar Harbor to Hilton Head.
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I bet it was a yacht.
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Someone still has to sail those things.
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I think Margaret reminds you of you.
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You're both spoiled.
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Zip.
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Come back to bed.
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We can stay here all afternoon.
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You don't have to go back to work.
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I do. Zip.
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You like the pearl necklace I gave you?
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It's gorgeous.
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Aren't you even going to have any of this?
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Look, we've got Oysters Rockefeller,
Beef Wellington, Napoleons.
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If we leave this lunch alone,
it'll take over Europe.
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I don't like eating in here.
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Food that close to the bed
reminds me of a hospital.
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If you had your own apartment,
we could go to your place.
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You could cook for me.
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Don't you like things the way they are?
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Are you kidding?
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This has been the best year of my life.
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Do you have any idea
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how unhappy I was before I met you?
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I was thinking of leaving my wife.
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I'm just getting tired of all the...
sneaking around.
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Aren't you?
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Roger, I know as much about men
as you know about advertising,
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and I know that the sneaking around
is your favorite part.
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You know, I have a lot of favorite parts.
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I'd like to get you...
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a little fourth floor walk-up somewhere
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with no doors, no windows,
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and lock you up for a week.
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That's tempting.
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But I like hotels.
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You leave with what you came in with.
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And little soaps. I love those.
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I wish I knew what you wanted, Joanie.
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I love this, Roger,
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but a week is a considerable length of time,
and I have my own world.
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I go out, and I have parties,
and I have friends over...
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Male friends?
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Yes.
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I don't want to hear this.
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Carol and I have this nice little rotation.
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Carol. The disaster.
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I've known Carol since college,
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and she's been a good friend,
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and she's bright, and she's neat.
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So you think you'd be lonely.
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I think it would be
half as much fun alone.
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You could get a bird.
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They're fairly neat for animals.
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Roger, if you had your way,
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I would be stranded
in some paperweight
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with my legs stuck in the air.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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You're just gonna paint
that picture and go, huh?
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Can't we... just enjoy this?
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I mean, we both know I'll eventually find
a more permanent situation,
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and you'll find a new model.
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The '61s are coming out soon.
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I hear the fins are bigger next year.
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Whatever you want, Red.
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I see why they want the guns.
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It's tough to compete
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with Bermuda only three hours away.
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It helps if they stop blowing up hotels.
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Oh, kill me, you busty Jewess.
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Maybe we should try and exploit
the danger instead of fighting it.
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Travel as adventure.
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Or how about this?
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Average American family of three
standing on shore, suitcases in hand.
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The Red Sea parts before them.
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On the other side
waits a gleaming four-star resort.
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Shouldn't you see the Promised Land?
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Take religion out.
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They've got plenty of
Stations of the Cross traffic.
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I've skimmed this research,
and the whole thing's pretty red.
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These communes, kibbutzes.
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It's positively Soviet.
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Except the Daughters
of the American Revolution
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are shuttling this book
up and down Fifth Avenue.
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It's a good story.
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They start in these prison camps.
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Like, real prisoners.
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00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:17,043
Then the next thing you know,
they're in the desert, armed to the teeth,
264
00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:20,238
cutting their way through the enemy,
dying for the cause.
265
00:17:20,347 --> 00:17:21,871
And then they have a government.
266
00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:23,643
A commie government.
267
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,718
Made my mother cry.
268
00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:30,620
So, we have a quasi-communist state
where women have guns,
269
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,282
and it's filled with Jews.
270
00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:33,723
Well, not completely filled.
271
00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:35,590
Let's not forget that there are also Arabs.
272
00:17:35,696 --> 00:17:37,288
They've got oranges.
273
00:17:37,397 --> 00:17:38,694
As far as I can see,
274
00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:41,427
the biggest thing
this place has going for it:
275
00:17:41,535 --> 00:17:44,231
The people are good-looking.
276
00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:47,171
The Jews there don't
look like the Jews here.
277
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,742
Have you been to the Diamond District?
278
00:17:52,913 --> 00:17:54,642
All right. I have to make
a couple phone calls.
279
00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:55,806
Let's pick this up later.
280
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,419
Peggy, will you get me
a private line, please?
281
00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,388
Right away, Mr. Draper.
282
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:24,635
Donald Draper, Line 2.
283
00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:36,981
I debated not taking the call.
284
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:40,491
I'm glad you did. I need to see you.
285
00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:42,494
I don't think that's a good idea.
286
00:18:43,764 --> 00:18:44,856
It's business.
287
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,523
Meet me for a drink.
288
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:47,964
I'm busy this evening.
289
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:50,059
I wouldn't have called
if it wasn't important.
290
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,536
I should still be able to talk to you.
291
00:18:52,639 --> 00:18:54,038
Give me credit for that.
292
00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,674
Lunch. Tomorrow.
293
00:18:58,779 --> 00:18:59,871
Lunch.
294
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:03,549
The Tea Room at The Pierre, 12:15.
295
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:04,981
Message received.
296
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,541
Oh, it's so muggy tonight.
297
00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:35,908
Did you just get a library card?
298
00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:37,347
I rarely see you read anything
299
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:40,181
that doesn't have a manila folder
wrapped around it.
300
00:19:42,622 --> 00:19:44,556
You should clean the gutters.
301
00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:46,920
This weekend.
302
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:49,086
Is that good?
303
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,964
There's less action than I thought.
304
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,091
I thought it was a romance.
305
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,895
You know, the first boy
I ever kissed was Jewish.
306
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:02,732
How did that happen?
307
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:06,074
My friend Deirdre Shaw
was friends with a Jewish girl,
308
00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:10,946
Beth... Gold, Silver, or something.
309
00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:15,511
Beth invited us to a mixer
at her synagogue in Lower Merion.
310
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,214
I'm surprised your mother let you go.
311
00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:21,657
Well, it was a fundraiser for charity.
312
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,322
Those poor skinny people in the boats.
313
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,059
This boy danced with me all evening.
314
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,965
David Rosenberg.
315
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:32,004
He was very good-looking,
316
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,131
but there was something
about him that was gloomy.
317
00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:37,574
Was he a good kisser?
318
00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:41,944
Let's just say he had
more practice than I did.
319
00:20:42,048 --> 00:20:44,642
Yeah, I'm sure he was very disappointed.
320
00:20:44,751 --> 00:20:46,582
Oh, please. The only
reason he picked me
321
00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:48,517
is because I wasn't
part of the synagogue.
322
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,419
In fact, the next day, on the school bus,
323
00:20:50,524 --> 00:20:53,755
Beth told everyone I was necking
with David Rosenberg.
324
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,589
The looks they gave me.
325
00:20:59,699 --> 00:21:02,099
They were all blondes by the next summer.
326
00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:14,277
Honey, it's hot.
327
00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:18,145
And I have to read this book about the desert.
328
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,484
Of course.
329
00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:22,850
Go ahead.
330
00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:29,091
We should get
an air conditioner up here.
331
00:21:29,196 --> 00:21:31,596
We'll see.
332
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,671
Hiya, fellas. Come on in.
333
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:43,436
Did you see this?
334
00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:45,374
Someone broke into
the Yankees' equipment locker
335
00:21:45,479 --> 00:21:46,468
in Cleveland yesterday.
336
00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:48,480
Swiped Mickey Mantle's pet glove.
337
00:21:48,582 --> 00:21:50,447
Huh. They should have taken his bat.
338
00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:53,576
Shall we wait for you
to have your breakfast?
339
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,713
A day without orange juice
is a hell of a long day.
340
00:21:56,823 --> 00:21:58,450
Hey, look, Ma, no hands.
341
00:22:00,427 --> 00:22:02,088
"Belle Jolie"?
342
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,527
Yeah, I've been looking at the work
of our esteemed predecessors.
343
00:22:04,631 --> 00:22:06,223
I'm not heartened.
344
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:07,664
They make more colors of lipstick
345
00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:09,564
than Howard Johnson
has ice cream flavors,
346
00:22:09,669 --> 00:22:11,603
but their sales are in the crapper.
347
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,899
These names.
348
00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:14,633
Passion Flower Peach,
349
00:22:14,741 --> 00:22:16,368
Tropical Boudoir Red.
350
00:22:16,476 --> 00:22:18,205
And look, Ethel Rosenberg Pink.
351
00:22:18,311 --> 00:22:21,280
Wear it to the chair.
352
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,315
Did you know that lipstick was invented
353
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:27,375
to simulate the flush on a woman's face
after you treated her right?
354
00:22:27,487 --> 00:22:30,217
If you're going to quote
the research report,
355
00:22:30,323 --> 00:22:31,847
don't start with "Did you know?"
356
00:22:36,263 --> 00:22:37,662
Research, I'm stumped.
357
00:22:37,764 --> 00:22:40,232
I'll be honest. I don't speak Moron.
358
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,392
Do either of you speak Moron?
359
00:22:46,506 --> 00:22:48,770
Let's throw it to the chickens.
360
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,174
Okay, girls, come on in.
361
00:22:52,279 --> 00:22:54,338
Come on in, ladies. Gather around.
362
00:22:59,052 --> 00:23:00,679
Settle down.
363
00:23:00,787 --> 00:23:02,186
What, no lunch?
364
00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:04,849
No, dear. This is better.
365
00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:06,425
Belle Jolie wants us to tell them
366
00:23:06,526 --> 00:23:09,017
what we think about their
new line of lipsticks.
367
00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:17,159
One-way glass.
368
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,602
That name seem weird to you?
369
00:23:19,706 --> 00:23:21,469
Should be two-way glass, right?
370
00:23:21,575 --> 00:23:23,304
I don't care what they call it.
371
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:25,844
Beats the hell out of X-ray Specs.
372
00:23:27,847 --> 00:23:28,871
It's called brainstorming.
373
00:23:28,982 --> 00:23:30,244
That sounds intimidating.
374
00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:32,113
Is it like a test?
375
00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:33,276
There are no wrong answers.
376
00:23:33,386 --> 00:23:34,580
You just be your pretty little selves.
377
00:23:34,688 --> 00:23:37,384
Grab a lipstick,
grab a mirror, and sit down.
378
00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,891
Oh, this one's too red for me.
379
00:23:46,499 --> 00:23:48,763
And remember, the mirror
could be your best friend
380
00:23:48,868 --> 00:23:51,268
or your worst enemy.
381
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,135
Has no taste.
382
00:23:57,577 --> 00:23:59,238
Ugly dress.
383
00:24:02,949 --> 00:24:04,814
Horrible wig.
384
00:24:07,454 --> 00:24:09,183
They're brainstorming.
385
00:24:09,289 --> 00:24:12,520
I wouldn't expect more
than a few sprinkles.
386
00:24:12,626 --> 00:24:14,526
I love it when they do that.
387
00:24:14,628 --> 00:24:16,061
My little blowfish.
388
00:24:19,399 --> 00:24:21,833
Anybody mind if I take off my pants?
389
00:24:25,538 --> 00:24:27,199
The red one's for me.
390
00:24:27,307 --> 00:24:28,865
How many lipsticks do you own?
391
00:24:28,975 --> 00:24:30,704
Gee, I don't know.
392
00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:32,675
I'd have to go home and count.
393
00:24:32,779 --> 00:24:37,876
Do you match your lip color
to your clothing or to your accessories?
394
00:24:37,984 --> 00:24:39,918
I know. That seems
like a loaded question.
395
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,079
It is unloaded,
396
00:24:42,188 --> 00:24:44,918
and I insist you curb
your editorial comments.
397
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,550
Sometimes I match it to my nail polish.
398
00:24:47,661 --> 00:24:50,357
Good answer. Go ahead.
399
00:24:50,463 --> 00:24:52,795
Do you change your lip color
with the seasons?
400
00:24:54,634 --> 00:24:56,898
You, stand over there.
401
00:25:06,246 --> 00:25:09,579
At what point do we start running electricity
through the chairs?
402
00:25:09,683 --> 00:25:13,175
You should have put a man in there
so they'd take it seriously.
403
00:25:15,989 --> 00:25:16,887
Good.
404
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:18,651
I was afraid I'd missed it.
405
00:25:35,642 --> 00:25:37,974
I want to stand and salute that.
406
00:25:49,322 --> 00:25:51,290
What's with Mouse Ears over there?
407
00:27:00,527 --> 00:27:02,495
Thanks for coming.
408
00:27:02,595 --> 00:27:03,619
Can I get you anything?
409
00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:04,924
No.
410
00:27:08,935 --> 00:27:10,527
How've you been?
411
00:27:10,637 --> 00:27:11,535
Fine.
412
00:27:11,638 --> 00:27:13,105
Tired.
413
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:15,735
It doesn't show.
414
00:27:17,644 --> 00:27:20,909
I'm in the middle of spring inventory.
415
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,641
I hope you're not going to tell me
416
00:27:22,749 --> 00:27:25,877
that the grand plan
for remaking our store has a hitch in it.
417
00:27:27,587 --> 00:27:29,748
You look beautiful.
418
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,848
I thought you had
urgent business to discuss.
419
00:27:33,893 --> 00:27:35,417
Anything for the lady?
420
00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:37,758
Nothing for me... Mmm, coffee.
421
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:38,831
Irish coffee?
422
00:27:38,932 --> 00:27:40,126
Coffee.
423
00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:42,191
Yes, sir.
424
00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:47,133
Business?
425
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:54,074
It turns out Israel Tourism
is considering becoming a client,
426
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,341
and I'm having a hard time
getting a handle on it.
427
00:27:56,449 --> 00:27:58,542
And I'm the only Jew
you know in New York City?
428
00:27:58,651 --> 00:28:00,516
You're my favorite.
429
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:03,612
Jesus, Don, crack a book once in a while.
430
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,088
I have.
431
00:28:05,191 --> 00:28:07,887
It's all sentimental World War II trivia,
432
00:28:07,994 --> 00:28:10,690
oranges, kids in blue and white hats.
433
00:28:10,797 --> 00:28:12,788
They're doing a movie of Exodus
with Paul Newman.
434
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,163
Paul Newman? That's nice.
435
00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:16,758
Now I have two reasons to see it.
436
00:28:18,705 --> 00:28:19,967
Damn it.
437
00:28:24,177 --> 00:28:26,270
You're usually so put together.
438
00:28:33,486 --> 00:28:34,612
Thank you.
439
00:28:38,558 --> 00:28:41,686
I'll say one thing about Israelis.
440
00:28:41,794 --> 00:28:43,261
Don't cross them.
441
00:28:44,631 --> 00:28:48,624
Well, those people at the meeting
were definitely Zionists.
442
00:28:48,735 --> 00:28:52,136
Zion just means Israel.
443
00:28:52,238 --> 00:28:54,035
It's a very old name.
444
00:28:55,441 --> 00:28:57,272
I'm sorry. I'm not an expert on this,
445
00:28:57,377 --> 00:28:59,368
and something feels strange
about being treated like one.
446
00:28:59,479 --> 00:29:01,071
I just want to know something about it
447
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,546
that doesn't come from
some ministry of propaganda.
448
00:29:03,650 --> 00:29:06,619
Well, here's some more
World War II trivia.
449
00:29:06,719 --> 00:29:09,244
They just arrested Adolf Eichmann
in Argentina last week.
450
00:29:09,355 --> 00:29:10,481
Have you seen his resume?
451
00:29:11,925 --> 00:29:14,359
Okay, I deserved that.
452
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:18,021
But I'm talking about
tourists going to Israel.
453
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,065
I don't know what I can say.
454
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:24,262
I'm American.
I'm really not very Jewish.
455
00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:26,304
If my mother hadn't died having me,
456
00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:28,306
I could have been Marilyn
instead of Rachel.
457
00:29:28,408 --> 00:29:29,773
No one would know the difference.
458
00:29:29,876 --> 00:29:31,104
What is the difference?
459
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:39,115
Look, Jews have lived
in exile for a long time:
460
00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,879
First in Babylon,
461
00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:44,514
then all over the world... Shanghai, Brooklyn...
462
00:29:44,624 --> 00:29:48,788
and we've managed to make a go of it.
463
00:29:48,895 --> 00:29:50,226
Maybe it has something to do
464
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,991
with the fact that we
thrive at doing business
465
00:29:52,098 --> 00:29:53,827
with people who hate us.
466
00:29:56,436 --> 00:29:57,664
I don't hate you.
467
00:29:59,138 --> 00:30:01,368
No. Individuals are wonderful.
468
00:30:01,474 --> 00:30:02,805
That's not what I meant.
469
00:30:04,610 --> 00:30:05,804
I don't know.
470
00:30:07,747 --> 00:30:09,237
A country...
471
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,408
for "those people," as you call us,
472
00:30:11,517 --> 00:30:13,849
well...
473
00:30:13,953 --> 00:30:15,477
it seems very important.
474
00:30:17,123 --> 00:30:19,523
Then why aren't you there?
475
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,593
My life is here.
476
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:23,685
My grandfather came from Russia,
477
00:30:23,796 --> 00:30:25,855
now we have a store on Fifth Avenue.
478
00:30:25,965 --> 00:30:28,365
I'll visit, but I don't have to live there.
479
00:30:28,468 --> 00:30:31,869
It just... has to be.
480
00:30:33,606 --> 00:30:36,404
For me, it's more
of an idea than a place.
481
00:30:36,509 --> 00:30:39,034
Utopia.
482
00:30:41,581 --> 00:30:42,809
Maybe.
483
00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:52,151
They taught us at Barnard about that word.
484
00:30:52,258 --> 00:30:54,488
Utopia.
485
00:30:56,429 --> 00:30:58,829
The Greeks had two meanings for it:
486
00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:00,193
"Eu-topos,"
487
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:02,460
meaning "the good place,"
488
00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:05,867
and "ou-topos,"
489
00:31:05,972 --> 00:31:08,702
meaning "the place that cannot be. "
490
00:31:13,513 --> 00:31:15,777
I have to get back to the office.
491
00:31:22,655 --> 00:31:24,714
I better not see this on my bill.
492
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,287
Okay, girls, playtime's over.
493
00:31:31,397 --> 00:31:34,161
Time to put down your lipsticks
and head back to your desks.
494
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,963
Thank you for your cooperation
and your lips.
495
00:31:38,037 --> 00:31:39,561
These go in the closet.
496
00:31:45,912 --> 00:31:49,109
Well, now we have to count
the shades they tried.
497
00:31:49,215 --> 00:31:51,513
Can you bring me those tissues, dear?
498
00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:57,486
Here's your basket of kisses.
499
00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,524
Basket of kisses.
500
00:31:59,625 --> 00:32:00,751
That's cute.
501
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,487
Who told you that?
502
00:32:02,595 --> 00:32:05,120
What do you mean?
503
00:32:05,231 --> 00:32:06,698
Where did you hear that?
504
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,528
I just thought of it.
505
00:32:08,634 --> 00:32:11,102
Isn't that what it is?
506
00:32:12,472 --> 00:32:15,270
It is, sweetheart.
507
00:32:15,374 --> 00:32:16,932
Which color did you like?
508
00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:18,567
I didn't get the one I liked.
509
00:32:18,678 --> 00:32:20,339
Someone took my color.
510
00:32:20,446 --> 00:32:22,004
Why didn't you choose another one?
511
00:32:22,115 --> 00:32:23,946
I'm very particular.
512
00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:27,144
As opposed to the other girls?
513
00:32:27,253 --> 00:32:29,448
I don't know.
514
00:32:29,555 --> 00:32:33,889
I don't think anyone wants to be
one of a hundred colors in a box.
515
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:35,551
I think that's enough complaining.
516
00:32:35,661 --> 00:32:37,788
Why don't you head
back to your desk, Peggy?
517
00:32:41,701 --> 00:32:45,603
Bet you wish you could pour
that in a glass and drink it.
518
00:33:03,222 --> 00:33:06,419
Peggy, clear the rest of my afternoon,
would you, please?
519
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,825
You have the Snider's
Catsup people at 3:00.
520
00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:13,729
Have a box of cigars sent over to Jim King
with my apologies.
521
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,664
I'll find out what he smokes.
522
00:33:15,768 --> 00:33:17,258
Good girl.
523
00:33:18,671 --> 00:33:19,831
You got a minute, Chief?
524
00:33:19,939 --> 00:33:21,804
Just.
525
00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:23,068
You don't mind, do you?
526
00:33:23,176 --> 00:33:24,541
Use a glass, Freddie.
527
00:33:25,778 --> 00:33:28,440
Your girl is full of surprises.
528
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:30,880
Oh, pretty Peggy Sue.
529
00:33:30,983 --> 00:33:33,042
Peggy?
530
00:33:33,152 --> 00:33:34,915
If you say so.
531
00:33:35,021 --> 00:33:37,046
I try to avoid eye contact
532
00:33:37,156 --> 00:33:39,056
to avoid being blinded
by the earnestness.
533
00:33:40,826 --> 00:33:44,057
Actually, she really stood out,
brainstorming-wise.
534
00:33:44,163 --> 00:33:45,721
Brainstorming?
535
00:33:45,831 --> 00:33:47,162
Sorry I missed that.
536
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:48,824
What was the line?
537
00:33:48,935 --> 00:33:50,562
A bucket of kisses.
538
00:33:50,670 --> 00:33:51,864
Basket of kisses.
539
00:33:51,971 --> 00:33:52,869
Bucket sounds better.
540
00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:54,439
If you like 'em wet and sloppy.
541
00:33:55,474 --> 00:33:56,634
The point is,
542
00:33:56,742 --> 00:33:59,677
while the rest of the hens were busy
pulling out each other's feathers,
543
00:33:59,779 --> 00:34:01,770
that one saw the benefit, not the feature.
544
00:34:01,881 --> 00:34:03,246
Really?
545
00:34:03,349 --> 00:34:06,944
Yeah. She said she didn't want to be one
of a hundred colors in a box.
546
00:34:09,222 --> 00:34:10,883
That's interesting, isn't it?
547
00:34:10,990 --> 00:34:13,390
It is.
548
00:34:13,492 --> 00:34:17,223
It was like watching a dog play the piano.
549
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:29,098
It's me, Barbara. Can you talk?
550
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,142
She's still sleeping, thank God.
551
00:34:31,244 --> 00:34:32,336
What's on your mind?
552
00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:35,414
I think I might have met somebody.
553
00:34:35,514 --> 00:34:38,347
You're not sure? That's good.
554
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,477
He has some serious limitations.
555
00:34:41,587 --> 00:34:42,986
Does he work in the store?
556
00:34:43,089 --> 00:34:45,284
No, he doesn't work at the store.
557
00:34:45,391 --> 00:34:47,018
He has a job, doesn't he?
558
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:48,423
Yes.
559
00:34:48,527 --> 00:34:49,789
Then what's the problem?
560
00:34:49,895 --> 00:34:51,419
Would Daddy like him?
561
00:34:52,898 --> 00:34:54,092
Daddy would hate him.
562
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,827
So he's not Jewish.
563
00:34:59,538 --> 00:35:00,698
Who cares what Daddy thinks?
564
00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:03,502
He's not your boyfriend anymore.
565
00:35:03,609 --> 00:35:04,667
Barbara.
566
00:35:04,777 --> 00:35:05,971
You're 28 years old.
567
00:35:06,078 --> 00:35:07,340
You work 60 hours a week.
568
00:35:07,446 --> 00:35:09,778
The last thing you want
is to end up like Aunt Rosie,
569
00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:12,043
lying to your nieces about
how many engagements you had.
570
00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:13,982
Aunt Rosie wasn't lying.
571
00:35:14,086 --> 00:35:16,213
Oh, please, there was
no Max the Communist.
572
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,483
Does he have all his hair?
573
00:35:18,591 --> 00:35:19,922
More than he'll ever need.
574
00:35:20,026 --> 00:35:21,516
Is he funny?
575
00:35:21,627 --> 00:35:24,596
Sometimes. After a couple.
576
00:35:24,697 --> 00:35:28,030
So he's a shikker. Daddy will hate him.
577
00:35:28,134 --> 00:35:31,570
I do feel this attraction.
578
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,865
I want him,
579
00:35:32,972 --> 00:35:35,065
and I want to ignore
everything else about him.
580
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:37,665
It's 1960. We don't live in a shtetl.
581
00:35:37,777 --> 00:35:38,903
We can marry for love.
582
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,878
I'm not sure people do that anymore.
583
00:35:41,981 --> 00:35:44,472
Why do you always have to be so cynical?
584
00:35:46,819 --> 00:35:50,755
Because sometimes...
things come...
585
00:35:50,856 --> 00:35:51,914
good things...
586
00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:53,651
but there's no future in them.
587
00:35:53,759 --> 00:35:55,056
You're a modern woman, Rach.
588
00:35:55,161 --> 00:35:56,890
Forget the wedding.
589
00:35:56,996 --> 00:36:00,022
Believe me, I'd do anything
for some romance right now.
590
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:10,967
Peggy.
591
00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:12,567
Hi, Joan.
592
00:36:13,813 --> 00:36:17,112
Mr. Rumsen would like you
to put your industrious little mind
593
00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,741
towards coming up with copy
for Belle Jolie Lipsticks.
594
00:36:21,821 --> 00:36:22,719
I don't understand.
595
00:36:22,822 --> 00:36:24,221
They want me to write something?
596
00:36:24,323 --> 00:36:26,086
Whatever you said
in that brainstorming session
597
00:36:26,192 --> 00:36:28,217
apparently knocked their socks off.
598
00:36:29,362 --> 00:36:31,330
Oh, my gosh.
599
00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:32,761
I don't know what to say.
600
00:36:32,865 --> 00:36:35,333
You will, of course,
continue to cover Mr. Draper's desk.
601
00:36:35,434 --> 00:36:38,062
Any writing you do
will be on your own time.
602
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:39,262
Do I get a raise?
603
00:36:39,372 --> 00:36:40,464
No.
604
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:41,505
Congratulations.
605
00:36:41,607 --> 00:36:44,599
More work and more responsibility.
606
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:47,508
I guess you'll be entitled
to some dinner money.
607
00:36:47,613 --> 00:36:49,274
That's swell.
608
00:36:49,382 --> 00:36:50,872
Maybe I should go and thank them?
609
00:36:52,151 --> 00:36:54,585
I'm not really dressed.
Tomorrow, maybe?
610
00:36:54,687 --> 00:36:56,780
No need.
They wanted me to tell you.
611
00:36:56,889 --> 00:36:58,413
They were very specific about it.
612
00:36:59,692 --> 00:37:03,355
Well, you know what they say:
The medium is the message.
613
00:37:19,945 --> 00:37:23,904
And here I was just wishing for a man
to help me with my yard work.
614
00:37:32,324 --> 00:37:33,791
Sorry.
615
00:37:33,893 --> 00:37:36,987
That's what I get for being domestic.
616
00:37:37,096 --> 00:37:39,496
Let's get this off.
617
00:37:42,835 --> 00:37:45,167
Oh, God, hold that.
618
00:37:45,271 --> 00:37:46,568
The thought.
619
00:37:58,851 --> 00:37:59,875
Hi, Roy.
620
00:37:59,985 --> 00:38:01,475
Hi, beautiful.
621
00:38:03,122 --> 00:38:04,783
What's shakin'?
622
00:38:08,928 --> 00:38:10,793
Busy dance card, huh?
623
00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:13,831
Uh, Roy, this is my friend Don Draper.
624
00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:16,163
Don, this is Roy Hazellit.
625
00:38:16,268 --> 00:38:17,257
Pleasure.
626
00:38:18,904 --> 00:38:20,303
Lan's playing down at the Gaslight.
627
00:38:20,406 --> 00:38:21,964
We're gonna go support him,
pass the basket.
628
00:38:22,074 --> 00:38:24,042
You in?
629
00:38:24,143 --> 00:38:25,872
That is if Dad will let you out.
630
00:38:25,978 --> 00:38:27,275
Sounds like fun.
631
00:38:27,379 --> 00:38:29,370
Don, we should go down for a while.
632
00:38:29,482 --> 00:38:31,211
Come on. It'll be a kick.
What do you say?
633
00:38:31,317 --> 00:38:33,182
Afraid you'll miss the 5:31?
634
00:38:35,788 --> 00:38:37,085
I think I'm gonna stay here.
635
00:38:43,529 --> 00:38:47,522
I'll wear a skirt and nothing else.
636
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,605
What took you so long?
637
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,370
One of the media buyers
ambushed me in the elevator
638
00:38:58,477 --> 00:39:00,945
with tickets to the ballet, of all things.
639
00:39:01,046 --> 00:39:02,411
I told him I had plans,
640
00:39:02,515 --> 00:39:04,449
but he insisted we share
a cab across town anyways.
641
00:39:04,617 --> 00:39:05,549
I couldn't shake him.
642
00:39:05,651 --> 00:39:06,549
Which one was it?
643
00:39:06,652 --> 00:39:09,712
George Asbury. He's a hound.
644
00:39:09,822 --> 00:39:12,985
It doesn't matter.
They're all just boys.
645
00:39:13,092 --> 00:39:15,083
Poor bastard probably
couldn't help himself,
646
00:39:15,194 --> 00:39:19,255
the way you glide around that office
like some magnificent ship.
647
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,334
Well, I don't want to be a distraction.
648
00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:27,496
Shall I, um, order horse blinders
for the rest of the office?
649
00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:34,143
You didn't.
650
00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:36,077
Oh, I sure did.
651
00:39:42,154 --> 00:39:45,555
Well, what am I supposed to do with it?
652
00:39:45,658 --> 00:39:48,991
The store lady said you can do anything
but put the cage on the radiator.
653
00:39:49,094 --> 00:39:51,153
You're terrible.
654
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:53,697
Well, you can't blame a man for trying.
655
00:39:53,799 --> 00:39:56,825
I just hate the thought
of having to share you.
656
00:39:58,237 --> 00:40:01,502
You don't have to share me now.
657
00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:10,071
Joanie, you smell so good.
658
00:40:10,182 --> 00:40:12,673
I've been thinking about this all day.
659
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:17,779
Mona is looking at a weekend
in Old Saybrook with the in-laws.
660
00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:20,552
There's not enough liquor in the world.
661
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,361
Roger.
662
00:40:30,536 --> 00:40:31,935
Sorry.
663
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,846
"Mary Katharine Cahill,
664
00:40:45,951 --> 00:40:48,283
"a daughter of Harriet M. Barr
665
00:40:48,387 --> 00:40:51,447
"and Archibald W. Barr
of Stonington, Connecticut,
666
00:40:51,557 --> 00:40:53,684
"and Kevin Mark Duncan III,
667
00:40:53,792 --> 00:40:55,783
"a son of Beatrice Hoslinger
668
00:40:55,894 --> 00:40:58,795
"and Kevin Mark Duncan, Jr.,
of Manhattan,
669
00:40:58,897 --> 00:41:00,364
"were married last evening
670
00:41:00,466 --> 00:41:02,730
at the Episcopal Church
of the Heavenly Rest. "
671
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,234
He travels around the country
672
00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:06,770
and collects miniature
replicas of monuments...
673
00:41:06,872 --> 00:41:09,500
Washington Memorial,
Bunker Hill, Mount Rushmore...
674
00:41:09,608 --> 00:41:12,042
and then he sticks them up his ass.
675
00:41:12,144 --> 00:41:14,044
Symbolism intended.
676
00:41:14,146 --> 00:41:16,910
No place to put your coat.
677
00:41:20,886 --> 00:41:22,046
Switch seats with me.
678
00:41:22,154 --> 00:41:23,348
No way.
679
00:41:23,455 --> 00:41:25,013
Can we get a round over here?
680
00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:26,785
Jack Daniels, Duchess.
681
00:41:26,892 --> 00:41:28,985
Sounds like a great idea.
682
00:41:29,094 --> 00:41:31,460
Anyway, turns out this Spanish cat and I
683
00:41:31,563 --> 00:41:34,225
are mucho simpatico
with the direction we talked about going.
684
00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:35,857
With the "Theater of the People" thing?
685
00:41:35,968 --> 00:41:36,900
Conscious drama.
686
00:41:37,002 --> 00:41:39,027
Not the soulless bullshit
687
00:41:39,138 --> 00:41:40,935
kept alive by the middle class
688
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,668
with their season tickets
to Dick Van Dyke and Mary Martin.
689
00:41:43,776 --> 00:41:45,607
I bet Don here can tell you firsthand.
690
00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:47,474
Broadway is the birthplace
of mediocrity.
691
00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:50,139
"The groom wore a matching boutonniêre
of sweetheart roses. "
692
00:41:50,249 --> 00:41:51,910
Well, maybe it's born there,
693
00:41:52,017 --> 00:41:54,645
but I think it may be conceived right here.
694
00:41:54,753 --> 00:41:56,084
"The couple will
honeymoon in Jamaica,
695
00:41:56,188 --> 00:41:58,622
and take up residence in Rye, New York. "
696
00:42:09,268 --> 00:42:11,259
Thank you, Don.
697
00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:12,837
L'chaim.
698
00:42:14,139 --> 00:42:16,232
So what do you do, Don?
699
00:42:16,341 --> 00:42:17,774
I blow up bridges.
700
00:42:17,876 --> 00:42:20,538
Don's in advertising.
701
00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:21,772
No way.
702
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,246
Madison Avenue? What a gas.
703
00:42:24,349 --> 00:42:26,044
We all have to serve somebody.
704
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,951
Perpetuating the lie.
705
00:42:30,055 --> 00:42:31,386
How do you sleep at night?
706
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:33,253
On a bed made of money.
707
00:42:33,358 --> 00:42:36,327
Isn't this an education?
708
00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:41,092
You hucksters in your tower created
the religion of mass consumption.
709
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:46,502
People want to be told what to do so badly
that they'll listen to anyone.
710
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:48,072
When you say people,
711
00:42:48,173 --> 00:42:50,266
I have a feeling you're
talking about thou.
712
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:52,138
And I have a feeling
713
00:42:52,244 --> 00:42:55,407
that you spent more time
on your hair this morning than she did.
714
00:42:55,514 --> 00:42:58,950
You two want to head
to the urinals and poke it out?
715
00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:02,747
So, Roy,
716
00:43:02,855 --> 00:43:05,517
if you had a job...
717
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,216
what would you do?
718
00:43:07,326 --> 00:43:10,295
I'm starting a theater,
right here in the Village.
719
00:43:10,395 --> 00:43:11,726
It's a cooperative.
720
00:43:11,830 --> 00:43:14,492
Midge is going to get in there,
paint some flats.
721
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,761
I said I'd think about it.
722
00:43:16,869 --> 00:43:19,895
Last night I dreamed
723
00:43:20,005 --> 00:43:25,568
of making love to Fidel Castro
in a king-size bed
724
00:43:25,677 --> 00:43:28,703
at the Waldorf-Astoria.
725
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:32,682
"¡Viva la revoluciónl" he roared,
726
00:43:32,785 --> 00:43:35,583
as he vanquished my dress.
727
00:43:35,687 --> 00:43:37,552
Outside the window,
728
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:40,454
Nikita Khrushchev watched us,
729
00:43:40,559 --> 00:43:42,754
plucking a chicken.
730
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:47,799
Take off your shirt!
731
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,390
Take your shirt off!
732
00:43:56,141 --> 00:43:57,904
I should go.
733
00:43:58,010 --> 00:43:59,477
Too much art for me.
734
00:43:59,578 --> 00:44:00,567
Stay.
735
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,442
This is Ian.
736
00:44:04,449 --> 00:44:06,815
We'll go right afterwards.
737
00:44:17,496 --> 00:44:21,227
By the waters
738
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:25,861
The waters of Babylon
739
00:44:25,971 --> 00:44:29,566
We lay down and wept
740
00:44:29,675 --> 00:44:32,143
And wept
741
00:44:32,244 --> 00:44:35,008
For thee, Zion
742
00:44:35,113 --> 00:44:38,082
We remember thee
743
00:44:38,183 --> 00:44:40,242
Remember thee
744
00:44:40,352 --> 00:44:43,810
Remember thee, Zion
745
00:44:43,922 --> 00:44:47,688
By the waters
746
00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:52,696
The waters of Babylon
747
00:44:52,798 --> 00:44:56,495
- We lay down and wept
- By the waters
748
00:44:56,602 --> 00:44:58,593
- And wept
- The waters
749
00:44:58,704 --> 00:45:01,605
- For thee, Zion
- Of Babylon
750
00:45:01,707 --> 00:45:04,505
- We remember thee
- By the waters
751
00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:06,874
- Remember thee
- The waters
752
00:45:06,979 --> 00:45:10,437
- Remember thee, Zion
- Of Babylon
753
00:45:10,549 --> 00:45:13,541
- We remember thee
- We lay down and wept
754
00:45:13,652 --> 00:45:15,745
- Remember thee
- And wept
755
00:45:15,854 --> 00:45:19,255
- Remember thee, Zion
- For thee, Zion
756
00:45:19,358 --> 00:45:23,158
- By the waters
- We lay down and wept
757
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,389
- The waters
- And wept
758
00:45:25,497 --> 00:45:28,022
- Of Babylon
- For thee, Zion
759
00:45:28,133 --> 00:45:31,864
- We lay down and wept
- By the waters
760
00:45:31,970 --> 00:45:34,063
- And wept
- The waters
761
00:45:34,172 --> 00:45:37,005
- For thee, Zion
- Of Babylon
762
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,044
- We remember thee
- By the waters
763
00:45:40,145 --> 00:45:42,204
- Remember thee
- The waters
764
00:45:42,314 --> 00:45:45,841
- Remember thee, Zion
- Of Babylon