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I know you said to call at night,
but, uh, I haven't been alone.
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I understand. I have a moment.
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So how is she?
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Well, it's only been a short period
in therapeutic time.
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But she's making progress?
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She's not particularly forthcoming yet.
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What has she been talking about?
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Mostly, she seems consumed
with petty jealousies
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and overwhelmed
with everyday activities.
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Basically, we're dealing with
the emotions of a child here.
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She wasn't always like this.
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Well, we're finding that this kind of anxiety
is not uncommon in housewives.
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And let's not forget, the death of a parent
is extremely destabilizing.
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So that's it.
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Well, that's the beginning, certainly.
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As she becomes more
forthcoming, we may be able
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to shed some light on the deeper issues
as she talks more.
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- There are deeper issues?
- Usually.
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These are not groundbreaking
revelations, Mr. Draper.
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I'm concerned, obviously.
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Of course. We both are.
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Time and talk. That's what I
recommend right now.
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And again, evenings are better for me.
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Well, I appreciate your time.
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Mona, I am drinking my milk right now.
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Go to Mim's. Bring the heiress.
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The Montclair air might
wipe the scowl off her face.
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Knock, knock.
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Call me from there.
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I'll try to make it out by Sunday afternoon.
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I just got off the phone with UFC,
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and they're having the Nixon boys
stop by at the end of the week.
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- With Nixon?
- No, thank God.
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Otherwise, I'd have to move the piano
out of my office.
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Hopefully, he'll decide he needs us.
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Well, the ones with the best product
make the worst clients.
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Stop smoking so much.
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It's a sign of weakness.
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You know how Hitler
got Neville Chamberlain
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to give him everything at Munich?
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He held the conference
at an old palace that forbid smoking.
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And after an hour and a half
of not smoking,
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Neville Chamberlain would have given Hitler
his mother as a dance partner.
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All I can get from this story
is that Hitler didn't smoke.
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And I do.
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Good night, peanut.
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Last one to Chumley's gets
to wheel Kenneth Cosgrove,
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published author, home in a baby carriage.
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- Hello there.
- Good news.
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Mona and Margaret are going out of town
for the weekend.
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Mona's mother fell down the steps.
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- You're really blessed.
- Come on over.
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I'll put on my whites.
We'll pretend it's V.J. Day.
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What goes in there, an aspirin?
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I suppose I could have taken a suitcase
anywhere this weekend.
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And I don't mean your apartment.
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I got us a couple of sandwiches,
and filled a thermos for the train.
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Mr. Sterling, this is Carol, my roommate.
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Nice to meet you, Carol.
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Miss Holloway, I have
an accounting question.
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We will go away. Not tonight,
but some weekend coming up.
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Puerto Rico?
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I don't care if it's Cuba.
I need a little notice.
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You've got a lot of rules, Red.
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Be good, girls.
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I don't mind you staying
late, just as long as you're not trying
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- to milk us for the dinner money.
- It's work.
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Just because tomorrow's Friday
doesn't mean I expect
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to be pulling your head
off the keys in the morning.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Uh, working and going home.
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I'll let you enjoy that one, honey,
but I was talking to Donald here.
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- I'm on the 5:31.
- Reservations at home.
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I've had those. Easiest ones to break.
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Besides, they love it when
you keep them guessing. It adds spice.
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Trying to get me in trouble?
Betty's cooking.
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One drink. You owe me that.
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- Did I miss something?
- No.
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Don and I talk all the time
when you're not around.
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In fact, we're gonna do it right now.
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Don? Shall we?
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- Well, good night, boys.
- Good night, Paul.
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I love doing that.
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You seem like a busy little girl.
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Draper pushing you around enough?
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What does that mean?
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Burning the midnight oil
is not good for your skin.
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Oh, no, it's...
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It's for something else.
I'm working on copy.
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On your own?
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Mr. Rumsen liked what I did
in the brainstorming thingy.
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Sanitary napkins?
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- No. Lipstick.
- What did I say?
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It's the Belle Jolie account.
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Mr. Campbell, your wife
called from the Four Seasons.
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- They've been seated.
- Thank you, Hildy.
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Want me to take a look at it?
I do it for a lot of the fellows.
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Really?
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Yeah. Really.
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That would be super.
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Well, we're all in it together.
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Two!
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So they fired all the guys in the middle
and moved up their mail room staff,
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right before all the salaries got expensive.
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Smart.
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Is that what we're gonna do?
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We're not going to do anything.
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At a certain age, they lose that.
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What?
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That glow of pure youth.
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It's like they hit 30,
and somebody puts out a light.
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I don't think those two
have 30 years between them.
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Polka dots looks like a lot of fun.
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Yeah, you'll have to let me know.
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Jesus, you must be starving.
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I know I am. What's Betty making?
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I don't know.
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Mona hasn't cooked since
Margaret stopped eating.
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They're fighting it out.
I'm the one that gets hurt.
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I'll call Betty. Tell her we'll be three.
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No!
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- You sure?
- Are you kidding?
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She'll be thrilled.
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When's the last time she saw you?
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We'll take my car.
Save you train fare.
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- My eyes are burning.
- That's impossible.
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That better not be Daddy
saying he's going to be late.
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Don't do gymnastics in the house.
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Draper residence.
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You are coming home, right?
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Yes. I'm coming home.
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Unfortunately, Roger has decided
he needs a home-cooked meal.
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You're kidding.
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I don't know if I have enough food.
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Birdie, what do you put in
that freezer I bought you?
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Frozen food.
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What do you want me to say?
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Betty, this steak...
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You sure you don't want some?
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No, thank you, Roger.
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I'm a vegetarian sometimes.
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Mona has a little calorie book
she keeps on the refrigerator.
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Always has her nose in there.
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Maybe she wants
to look good for you.
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Isn't that a nice thought?
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I was pudgy as a girl, if you can believe it.
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I came into Home Ec in the 8th grade
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with a pattern for big girl pajamas.
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The teacher asked who I was
making the pajamas for.
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I didn't realize how much
weight I'd lost that summer.
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Swim camp, I guess.
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I went from Tadpole to Polliwog that year.
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Sounds like a lateral move.
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When I was little, in the summer
we used to swim at night.
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In a pool, not the ocean.
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Warm air,
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light dancing in the blue...
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Night swimming. It's divine.
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Sometimes naked.
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Believe me, on those nights,
it was very difficult to go to sleep.
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You ever experienced that, Don?
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Trouble sleeping? Never.
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Your husband's a funny son of a bitch,
you know that, Betty?
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Yeah.
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We used to swim in a quarry.
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By the way you drop your G's
every once in a while,
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I always thought
you were raised on a farm.
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Someplace with a swimmin' hole.
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What do you say we go
to a commercial break...
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brought to you by more liquor?
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You two.
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Oh. Jesus, don't tell me
it's your anniversary.
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- No.
- Don't worry.
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Sally got this frosting machine.
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Oh. "Mommy and Daddy. "
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Simple, to the point, colloquial.
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She writes like her father.
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I'll get hers. You get your own.
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Three on a match.
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Never understood that.
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Is that like three on a horse?
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Trench war. First war.
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They used to say,
"First man lights up, they notice you.
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"Second man, Jerry takes aim.
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Third one... Auf wiedersehen. "
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But the professional wisdom
says that one of our guys
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came up with that,
as a way to sell matches.
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You tell your kids there's no Santa Claus?
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He'd never do that.
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Tell us another story.
A true one, though.
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Well, my father was in the trenches.
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With a bayonet.
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Think about that.
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Poking a man to death
three feet away from you.
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What does that sound like?
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Don never talks about the war.
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The war? His war, you mean.
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Not much to say.
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You boys used up all the glory.
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We did, didn't we?
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'Course, my old man will always
have one on me with that bayonet.
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My biggest hit came
when we were running oil
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down to the islands
in the South China Sea.
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The Pacific was all about gasoline.
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People forget that.
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You know what?
I don't like to talk about it, either.
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Oh, dear. I'm sorry.
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Not much.
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Now you have to tell us.
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Well, the third day we picked up
a Dinah circling the convoy.
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A recon plane.
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They were mapping us for the Nip suicide
submarines up ahead...
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kaitens... basically, warheads with motors.
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Made us feel good to know we had
such a dedicated enemy.
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That's one way of thinking about it.
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Maybe I was bored, but I thought,
We should get that little plane.
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Bored? What about scared?
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That never comes in to these stories.
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You're making me look bad
in front of the lady.
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That's impossible. Finish your story.
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Well, we gave it to 'em.
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Right at 12:00.
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He was going away from us,
but we hit him.
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I watched him dive into the waves
just beyond the horizon.
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It was strange, because
we knew it was over for him,
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but we didn't see or hear much.
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The next four hours,
I took us off course, just to swing by.
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Looking for a hole
in the ocean, I guess.
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We saw the wreckage.
No chute, no body.
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It's incredible that something
that heavy can float.
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Isn't that something?
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- Bet they gave you a medal.
- They did.
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But not for that. It was for drinking.
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Can something be done
about this sadness?
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Want to switch to gin?
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Did you check the golf bag?
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I have something out in the garage
left over from New Year's.
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I don't care if it has ants in it.
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Roger, please, the kids.
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Sally will be happy
her cake was such a hit.
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Make sure you tell her
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I ate the "M" in "Mom. "
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- Roger...
- I can't believe you've had two babies.
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Don't do that.
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You've been making eyes at me all night.
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You can't tell me that I'm
not giving you hot pants.
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You smell so good.
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I can make more coffee.
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I just want you to know
that when I go to sleep tonight,
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I will be thinking all about you.
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Where'd you go, to Russia to get that?
252
00:14:58,573 --> 00:15:00,837
No, I ran down the street
knocking on doors.
253
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:12,149
Come on, you two. Come on out here
and wish me a bon voyage.
254
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,850
I was just saying
what a lucky man you are.
255
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,224
Beautiful children. Enjoy it.
256
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,757
One minute you're drinking at a bar,
257
00:15:23,865 --> 00:15:25,628
and they come and tell you
your kid's been born,
258
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,861
next thing you know,
they're heading off to college.
259
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:37,776
Well, I should be on my way.
260
00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,744
I'll take this for the road.
261
00:15:40,849 --> 00:15:42,441
I'll walk you out.
262
00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:52,326
Magical night.
263
00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:04,701
That's my car.
264
00:16:06,942 --> 00:16:08,239
There you go.
265
00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:11,942
Lights!
266
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:29,962
- What was that?
- What?
267
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:32,158
That. Him.
268
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:36,033
Felt like someone turned the oven on
when I came back in here with that bottle.
269
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,333
- That's ridiculous.
- Bullshit.
270
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,135
Nothing happened, Don.
271
00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:42,710
Other than your drunk boss
ruining our evening.
272
00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:44,779
Can we leave it at that?
273
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,939
You seemed to be having a grand time.
274
00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:50,784
I liked the wine.
275
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,444
You made a fool of yourself.
276
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,579
Why would you say that?
277
00:16:54,689 --> 00:16:57,055
You were throwing yourself at him.
Giggling at his stories.
278
00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:59,389
I was being friendly. He's your boss.
279
00:16:59,494 --> 00:17:02,122
I don't like to be treated that way
in my own home.
280
00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:05,090
I know what I saw.
281
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,067
You want to bounce me off the walls?
282
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,234
Would that make you feel better?
283
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,679
Sometimes I feel like
I'm living with a little girl.
284
00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:37,427
Humps, where were you last night?
285
00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:43,437
I had a dinner with my in-laws
at the Four Seasons... poolside.
286
00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,768
Sounds refreshing.
287
00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:48,104
Norman Mailer, Mayor Wagner.
288
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,735
The naked and the dead.
289
00:17:50,846 --> 00:17:53,314
- What's in the box?
- It's a wedding present.
290
00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:55,713
- We got two.
- But what is it?
291
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:58,308
- It's a Chip 'n' Dip.
- Let me see.
292
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,751
- Are you serious?
- Yeah!
293
00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:01,413
I'm might have to go
to somebody else's wedding.
294
00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:02,990
I like to know what people are returning.
295
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,595
What?
296
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,600
I don't know what to say.
You got two of these?
297
00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:16,193
- What is it?
- You have your fingers in your ears?
298
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,602
It's a Chip 'n' Dip.
You have your friends over.
299
00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,232
You put chips on the sides
and dip in the middle.
300
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,641
- Dip?
- Yes.
301
00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:26,543
We went to these peoples' house,
and they had one.
302
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,913
It had sour cream with these
little brown onions in it.
303
00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,315
It was very good.
304
00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:33,785
You'll have to give me
that recipe sometime.
305
00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:36,151
Cost 22 bucks.
306
00:18:36,258 --> 00:18:38,226
- Shit!
- So.
307
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,850
I'm going to return it.
308
00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:42,691
Today? Freddy Rumsen's
cousin works at General Mills.
309
00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,424
We're all going to Ratazzi's for lunch.
310
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:47,024
- Maybe dinner.
- No.
311
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:50,730
- I have to return this thing.
- "Today," she said, I'm sure.
312
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,534
I like doing things for her.
313
00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:54,165
You're right. I'm sorry.
314
00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:56,870
When you finish shopping,
come join us.
315
00:18:56,978 --> 00:19:00,072
I hear they make a great
Grasshopper, Mildred.
316
00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,651
Mr. Draper? Mr. Sterling to see you.
317
00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:23,467
Send him in.
318
00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:29,636
Something for the golf bag.
319
00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,137
That's the good stuff.
320
00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:36,944
I take it you got home in one piece.
321
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:40,715
I made it as far as the Knights Inn
off the Taconic.
322
00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:44,223
I know that place.
It's got great water pressure.
323
00:19:44,326 --> 00:19:46,920
Yeah, I slept in the car.
324
00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:48,325
About last night.
325
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:51,058
What about it?
326
00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:56,100
When a man gets to the point
when his name's on the building,
327
00:19:56,204 --> 00:19:58,695
he can get an unnatural
sense of entitlement.
328
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,468
What does that mean, Roger?
329
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,135
You're not gonna make this easy.
330
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,304
I don't even know what this is.
331
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,583
One night, years ago,
I got very drunk.
332
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:13,381
I drive home to my building,
333
00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,285
pull into the garage, park at my spot.
334
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,415
I get in the elevator.
335
00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:18,924
It's late. There's no operator.
336
00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:21,222
Go up to the 12th floor. Get out.
337
00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:22,853
I'm walking down the hall.
338
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,125
It's pink and orange.
339
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:28,225
I remember how ugly it was.
340
00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:30,804
Suddenly, my key
won't fit in the door.
341
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,771
Wasn't my building.
342
00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:40,011
I guess what I'm saying is, uh...
343
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,050
at some point, we've all
parked in the wrong garage.
344
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:48,385
Thanks for the bottle, Roger.
345
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,889
And?
346
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,522
Betty's going to want that glass back.
347
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,097
Good man.
348
00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,796
Maybe I should get a case of those, huh?
349
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,980
This is taking a long time.
350
00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:24,615
Is it that complicated?
351
00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:27,456
Ah, the blue box.
You must be a newlywed.
352
00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,961
That explains it.
353
00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:31,259
Yes, it does. Adorable.
354
00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:34,699
My husband, he'd rather
be drinking at lunch,
355
00:21:34,803 --> 00:21:36,464
even when we were newlyweds, I think.
356
00:21:36,571 --> 00:21:37,868
He's in advertising.
357
00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,769
I'm in advertising. Sterling Cooper.
358
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:42,172
He's at BBDO. Media buyer.
359
00:21:42,277 --> 00:21:43,301
Jim Wallace.
360
00:21:43,411 --> 00:21:44,537
Don't know him.
361
00:21:44,646 --> 00:21:47,240
That's because you're here at lunch.
362
00:21:48,783 --> 00:21:49,715
Next.
363
00:21:49,818 --> 00:21:51,843
I'm here to return this.
364
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,147
There's nothing wrong with it.
365
00:21:53,254 --> 00:21:54,778
We got two.
366
00:21:54,889 --> 00:21:58,086
That's why we suggest that people register,
to avoid duplications.
367
00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,956
We did register. We got two.
368
00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,688
Do you have your receipt?
369
00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:04,060
It was a gift.
370
00:22:04,165 --> 00:22:07,134
Rosemary, we have a bridal return.
371
00:22:07,235 --> 00:22:08,361
Him?
372
00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,131
Bridal registry.
373
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:15,005
It's a Chip 'n' Dip. We got two.
374
00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:17,544
That's practically four of something.
375
00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:19,806
Name?
376
00:22:19,914 --> 00:22:20,881
Campbell.
377
00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:22,540
I suppose you don't have a receipt.
378
00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,174
Gosh, I wish I did.
379
00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:26,549
No. It was a gift.
380
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,518
There's nothing here.
381
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,559
Perhaps your wife told you
she was registering
382
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,355
and in the end forgot
to give us her name.
383
00:22:34,462 --> 00:22:35,554
Her name?
384
00:22:35,663 --> 00:22:37,563
Yes. It's under the maiden name.
385
00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:39,292
Hmm. It's Vogel.
386
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,198
Why would you do that?
387
00:22:41,302 --> 00:22:42,428
I don't know.
388
00:22:43,705 --> 00:22:44,865
Humps.
389
00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:47,533
Humps the Camel Campbell.
390
00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:50,270
Matherton. What are you doing here?
391
00:22:50,378 --> 00:22:52,346
Getting my racquet restrung.
392
00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:53,971
Men's room back this way?
393
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,277
Down the hall past the water fountain.
394
00:22:56,384 --> 00:22:58,477
What are you doing here?
395
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,110
Returning a wedding gift.
396
00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:01,984
Not mine, I hope.
397
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,150
No, it's a Chip 'n' Dip. Trudy's aunt.
398
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,627
That's Trudy Vogel. Do you mind, lovely?
399
00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:09,788
Uh, what is it?
400
00:23:09,898 --> 00:23:11,798
It's a Chip 'n' Dip.
401
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,427
You put chips on the side
and dip in the middle.
402
00:23:15,537 --> 00:23:17,300
For entertaining.
403
00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:18,736
It's a beaut.
404
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,398
Hell of a wedding, by the way.
405
00:23:20,508 --> 00:23:23,443
Your cousin Bethany...
bridesmaid's bridesmaid.
406
00:23:24,679 --> 00:23:27,307
Connecticut College for Women, indeed.
407
00:23:27,415 --> 00:23:29,212
I think I found it.
408
00:23:31,085 --> 00:23:32,848
That's nice.
409
00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:36,082
Good to see you.
We should do this sometime.
410
00:23:36,191 --> 00:23:37,852
I'm coming back for you.
411
00:23:41,429 --> 00:23:43,454
Do you have a receipt?
412
00:23:43,565 --> 00:23:45,795
No. I might have already said that.
413
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,164
It was a gift.
414
00:23:48,269 --> 00:23:49,634
I can give you store credit.
415
00:23:49,737 --> 00:23:50,931
I was expecting cash.
416
00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:53,269
I'm sorry.
417
00:23:53,374 --> 00:23:56,172
Isn't there a way we could work this out?
418
00:23:56,277 --> 00:23:58,268
Let me by you a drink.
419
00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:00,404
I have an expense account.
420
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,675
The best I can do is put
the store credit in your name
421
00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:06,048
so you can spend it here.
422
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,123
I would think about spending it on you
if you gave me cash.
423
00:24:09,224 --> 00:24:10,213
It's $22.
424
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,418
Store credit.
425
00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:15,022
Thank you.
426
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,364
By the way, Matherton...
427
00:24:21,436 --> 00:24:23,404
he has the clap.
428
00:24:32,313 --> 00:24:34,110
Same price as a Chip 'n' Dip.
429
00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,349
Amazing.
430
00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:41,021
And I was going to try
to make you feel bad
431
00:24:41,122 --> 00:24:42,987
by telling you where
Carlotta's stockings end.
432
00:24:43,091 --> 00:24:44,752
What the hell is that for?
433
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,326
It's for me.
434
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:48,395
.22 caliber bolt action.
435
00:24:48,496 --> 00:24:50,327
Use it in good health.
436
00:24:50,431 --> 00:24:52,194
Why not?
437
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,427
Boys will be boys, right?
438
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,404
You couldn't hit the side
of St. Patrick's with that.
439
00:25:01,509 --> 00:25:03,943
It's good for 20 yards.
440
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,859
It's your 4:30, Mr. Campbell.
441
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,973
The Nixon brain trust
is coming in tomorrow.
442
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,566
The nomination is expected as a lock.
443
00:25:36,678 --> 00:25:38,305
All we need is an opponent.
444
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,439
Rumor is Lyndon Johnson's
going to be making a play at the Convention,
445
00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:43,779
so we may not be going
against Kennedy at all.
446
00:25:43,885 --> 00:25:45,284
Then we have to worry
about the South.
447
00:25:45,386 --> 00:25:47,217
It's going to be Kennedy.
448
00:25:47,322 --> 00:25:50,485
Boston Blackie won West Virginia.
449
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,617
Now, where does that leave us?
450
00:25:52,727 --> 00:25:55,787
"Nixon: Experience in office,
knows foreign affairs. "
451
00:25:55,897 --> 00:25:56,989
He probably learned that
452
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,999
when they were throwing
rocks at him in Caracas.
453
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,865
"Knows the real threat of communism,
home and abroad. "
454
00:26:02,971 --> 00:26:05,997
He's not helping himself
keeping quiet on Castro.
455
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,438
True, but he's not a Catholic.
456
00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:08,839
Our hands are tied there.
457
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,810
Nixon thinks hitting
the Catholic thing is a bad idea.
458
00:26:11,913 --> 00:26:13,471
They're going to say that.
459
00:26:13,581 --> 00:26:14,741
To us? They believe it.
460
00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:16,908
It hasn't held up
in any of the primaries.
461
00:26:17,018 --> 00:26:19,248
Kennedy keeps making
opponents apologize.
462
00:26:19,354 --> 00:26:20,753
For what?
463
00:26:20,855 --> 00:26:22,322
For being intolerant.
464
00:26:22,423 --> 00:26:23,685
This is Dick Nixon we're talking about.
465
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:24,951
You may be too young to remember
466
00:26:25,059 --> 00:26:29,120
the "pink lady" congress... woman
from California.
467
00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:31,357
He practically shot her in the face to win.
468
00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,226
If it is Kennedy,
469
00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,667
Nixon will lower himself
to the occasion.
470
00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,500
It's going to be Kennedy.
471
00:26:38,606 --> 00:26:41,097
Good. Catholic son of a millionaire.
472
00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:44,440
A boy too scared to do anything
but go on vacation.
473
00:26:44,545 --> 00:26:47,446
I met him. He is a boy.
474
00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:48,742
He's only four years
younger than Nixon.
475
00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,318
But has he been sitting
next to the leader of the free world
476
00:26:51,419 --> 00:26:52,317
for twice that time?
477
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:53,819
He's inexperienced.
478
00:26:53,921 --> 00:26:55,445
He doesn't even wear a hat.
479
00:26:55,556 --> 00:26:57,490
I don't know.
480
00:26:57,592 --> 00:26:59,685
You know who else
doesn't wear a hat?
481
00:26:59,794 --> 00:27:00,988
Elvis.
482
00:27:01,095 --> 00:27:03,689
That's what we're dealing with.
483
00:27:06,634 --> 00:27:09,432
Remind me to stop
hiring young people.
484
00:27:09,537 --> 00:27:11,061
America does not want
some greasy kid
485
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:14,164
with his finger on the button.
486
00:27:14,275 --> 00:27:16,675
Now if the adults can weigh in?
487
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,344
"Communism, taxes, health care. "
488
00:27:27,455 --> 00:27:30,947
Kinsey, you want to write this down,
or should I call a girl in?
489
00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:43,537
Hi, honey. I made a roast beef.
490
00:27:43,638 --> 00:27:45,401
Just cut the strings.
491
00:27:45,506 --> 00:27:46,803
Oh, roast beef?
492
00:27:48,609 --> 00:27:50,406
You know it's just me tonight, right?
493
00:28:06,027 --> 00:28:09,087
That was a wedding gift
from my Aunt Letty!
494
00:28:09,197 --> 00:28:11,028
And you go and get some stupid toy?
495
00:28:11,132 --> 00:28:12,326
I can't believe you!
496
00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:14,333
That was for us!
497
00:28:14,435 --> 00:28:16,164
You're always telling me to grow up.
498
00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:18,170
I can't believe you!
499
00:28:22,543 --> 00:28:23,601
Oh, I can leave it there?
500
00:28:23,711 --> 00:28:24,609
Thanks.
501
00:28:24,712 --> 00:28:25,838
Great. Thank you.
502
00:28:49,904 --> 00:28:51,701
Hollis, let me ask you something.
503
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,549
Uh, Mr. Campbell,
504
00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:09,953
I thought I'd take you up on your offer
to look at my work.
505
00:29:10,057 --> 00:29:11,718
But if you're in the middle of something...
506
00:29:17,365 --> 00:29:18,423
What's that?
507
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:21,001
A wedding present.
508
00:29:22,904 --> 00:29:24,735
I really appreciate it.
509
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,301
You ever been hunting, Peggy?
510
00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:31,469
No, I don't think so.
511
00:29:31,579 --> 00:29:33,638
You either have or you haven't.
512
00:29:33,748 --> 00:29:36,546
I went a couple of times with my uncle.
513
00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:37,777
New Hampshire.
514
00:29:39,687 --> 00:29:42,349
I saw my cousin shoot a rabbit
by Coney Island.
515
00:29:42,456 --> 00:29:45,289
It's an incredible sensation.
516
00:29:46,894 --> 00:29:49,260
You have to be very quiet.
517
00:29:54,235 --> 00:29:55,793
Take it down with the first shot,
518
00:29:55,903 --> 00:29:57,393
or you scare it away.
519
00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:00,736
And sometimes you have to go up
and finish it off.
520
00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:05,977
Then you tie it to the bumper,
and you go home.
521
00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:11,277
But you know what I've
always wanted to do?
522
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,648
I would pick it up...
523
00:30:15,756 --> 00:30:17,951
throw its back legs over my shoulder,
524
00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:22,359
and I would drag it through the snow
to this little cabin.
525
00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:24,454
And there...
526
00:30:24,565 --> 00:30:26,226
I'd hang it up...
527
00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:29,269
between a couple of trees,
528
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,099
cut it open,
529
00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,433
drain it,
530
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,202
dress it,
531
00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:37,174
and then I'd take
my big hunting knife,
532
00:30:37,278 --> 00:30:41,806
and I'd cut this loin
right out of the side.
533
00:30:46,087 --> 00:30:48,681
And I'd go into the cabin,
534
00:30:48,789 --> 00:30:52,953
and there'd be this woman
waiting for me,
535
00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,654
standing by one of those old stoves
536
00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:57,321
with a big black pipe,
537
00:30:57,431 --> 00:30:59,023
and I'd hand it to her,
538
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:02,261
and she'd put it in a cast-iron skillet,
539
00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:05,897
and then I'd sit at the table...
540
00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:08,635
and she'd bring it to me.
541
00:31:10,611 --> 00:31:13,273
And I'd wipe my knife on my knee...
542
00:31:15,116 --> 00:31:19,712
and then I would eat it
while she watches.
543
00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:24,383
That would be wonderful.
544
00:31:27,895 --> 00:31:30,693
I'll take a look at this for you.
545
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:37,198
Thank you.
546
00:32:02,330 --> 00:32:03,729
Can I get a ham sandwich?
547
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,934
You know what?
I'll take a cherry Danish.
548
00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:10,299
The big one in the back.
549
00:32:16,677 --> 00:32:18,008
Thank you, ma'am. There you go.
550
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,465
Helen. Hello.
551
00:32:45,573 --> 00:32:47,734
Hi, Betty.
552
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,207
How are you?
553
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,333
I'm well.
554
00:32:51,445 --> 00:32:53,572
And how's Glen?
555
00:32:56,650 --> 00:32:58,413
I wasn't going to say anything.
556
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,646
I was just going to go right on by.
557
00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:03,519
What's wrong?
558
00:33:03,624 --> 00:33:07,287
I was going...
559
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,864
I was going through Glen's
treasure box the other day,
560
00:33:12,967 --> 00:33:15,492
and I found a lock of blonde hair.
561
00:33:15,603 --> 00:33:17,070
Your hair, he says.
562
00:33:17,171 --> 00:33:19,696
Well, I don't know what he told you.
563
00:33:19,807 --> 00:33:21,104
Glen doesn't lie, not when he's caught.
564
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,971
- I'm not saying it's a lie.
- Betty.
565
00:33:24,078 --> 00:33:25,375
He asked me for it.
566
00:33:25,479 --> 00:33:26,844
And you gave it to him?
567
00:33:26,947 --> 00:33:28,710
He is 9 years old.
568
00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:32,076
What is wrong with you?
569
00:33:45,766 --> 00:33:48,758
He was a bold man
that first ate an oyster.
570
00:33:48,869 --> 00:33:52,168
I believe that was Jonathan Swift.
571
00:33:52,273 --> 00:33:53,831
Are we naming them now?
572
00:33:55,476 --> 00:33:56,943
Look at you.
573
00:33:57,044 --> 00:33:58,773
I had no idea you were
such a fan of the mollusk.
574
00:33:58,879 --> 00:34:04,545
Never gave them a chance before,
but I'm acquiring a taste.
575
00:34:04,652 --> 00:34:06,483
It's like eating a mermaid.
576
00:34:08,689 --> 00:34:12,455
Ready for another,
or have you topped off your tank?
577
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,289
You're leading this dance.
578
00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:17,387
Well, what the hell? It's the G.O.P.
579
00:34:17,498 --> 00:34:19,898
They'll never smell it
over the stench of Brylcreem.
580
00:34:21,469 --> 00:34:22,595
Another round.
581
00:34:22,703 --> 00:34:24,603
Wait. Are you still good with these,
582
00:34:24,705 --> 00:34:26,434
or do you prefer your beloved rye?
583
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:29,134
Today I'm on the Roger Sterling diet.
584
00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:33,577
Easy on the vermouth,
another dozen of these.
585
00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,581
Me, as well.
586
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:41,350
I've always thought you were
a man who could keep up, Don.
587
00:34:59,073 --> 00:35:01,405
Anything else, gentlemen?
588
00:35:01,509 --> 00:35:03,374
Did you know
they served cheesecake
589
00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:05,502
to the Olympic athletes
in ancient Greece?
590
00:35:05,613 --> 00:35:08,980
So what's an extra lap or two
around the steno pool for us?
591
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,345
Two cheesecakes.
592
00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:13,386
And don't let me see
the bottom of this glass.
593
00:35:15,022 --> 00:35:17,490
What were we talking about?
594
00:35:17,591 --> 00:35:18,922
Oh, yes, the Russians.
595
00:35:19,026 --> 00:35:21,392
Shooting those dogs into space.
596
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:26,364
I believe we branded them cat lovers
and moved on to the subject of true love.
597
00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:29,436
Right. Desi and Lucy... please.
598
00:35:29,537 --> 00:35:31,232
He's divorcing her again.
599
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:34,774
Did he wake up one morning and say
"Oh, yeah, I forgot, I hate you"?
600
00:35:37,244 --> 00:35:40,077
What makes a man marry
the same woman twice?
601
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,978
I believe in his case,
602
00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:43,913
it was the lure of orange hair.
603
00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:48,145
I like redheads.
604
00:35:48,255 --> 00:35:52,919
Their mouths are like a drop
of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.
605
00:35:57,064 --> 00:35:59,225
I think I woke my ulcer up.
606
00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,233
Drinking milk.
607
00:36:01,335 --> 00:36:03,565
I never liked it.
608
00:36:03,671 --> 00:36:05,161
I hate cows.
609
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:13,737
You keep matching me like this,
610
00:36:13,847 --> 00:36:16,407
you'll have an ulcer
of your own, any day now.
611
00:36:18,252 --> 00:36:19,219
One more?
612
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,686
Instead of coffee?
613
00:36:21,789 --> 00:36:23,051
Sure.
614
00:36:23,157 --> 00:36:24,886
But then we should get the check.
615
00:36:44,345 --> 00:36:47,178
Hey, Birdie. I have the shirt.
616
00:36:49,216 --> 00:36:50,945
What is this?
617
00:36:51,051 --> 00:36:53,781
Bobby spilled some Concord grape juice
down the front of it.
618
00:36:53,887 --> 00:36:55,081
I washed it.
619
00:36:55,189 --> 00:36:58,625
Uh, this is Ernie's shirt, not Bobby's.
620
00:36:58,726 --> 00:37:00,694
Well, what do you know?
621
00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:04,457
Oh, did you have a party
you didn't invite me to?
622
00:37:04,565 --> 00:37:08,558
I'll invite you. It's going to be a dinner party.
623
00:37:08,669 --> 00:37:10,534
I'm just trying the wine, you know.
624
00:37:10,638 --> 00:37:13,038
Develop my palate.
625
00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,698
Do you want some? It's a split.
626
00:37:14,808 --> 00:37:16,571
There's another glass.
627
00:37:16,677 --> 00:37:18,269
How are you?
628
00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,869
I'm good.
629
00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,680
Maybe I will try some.
630
00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:32,817
Betty,
631
00:37:32,926 --> 00:37:35,588
Jill Sandifer was
in the market earlier today.
632
00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:37,357
What?
633
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,364
Is it true?
634
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,933
You're my friend, Francine.
635
00:37:41,035 --> 00:37:42,434
Are you coming over here to do recon?
636
00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:44,026
I'm worried about you.
637
00:37:55,015 --> 00:37:57,074
I don't know what happened.
638
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,517
I kept thinking in the car
on the way back,
639
00:38:01,622 --> 00:38:03,920
"Did that really happen?"
640
00:38:04,024 --> 00:38:05,821
And...
641
00:38:05,926 --> 00:38:07,518
then I just put it out of my mind.
642
00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:09,493
Well, what did happen?
643
00:38:09,596 --> 00:38:11,223
Whatever you heard.
644
00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:16,427
I mean, I don't even want to hear it.
645
00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:18,528
I have my own version,
and it's plenty.
646
00:38:18,639 --> 00:38:19,697
It's okay.
647
00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:20,865
Honestly, I don't know anyone
648
00:38:20,974 --> 00:38:23,204
who wouldn't want
to take a good poke at her.
649
00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:24,572
She's so selfish.
650
00:38:24,678 --> 00:38:26,145
Those long walks
651
00:38:26,246 --> 00:38:30,012
and that pathetic job
at Benson's Jewelry.
652
00:38:30,117 --> 00:38:32,608
Carlton went in there
to buy me some earrings.
653
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,484
I'm sure she loved that.
654
00:38:35,589 --> 00:38:37,420
When I saw the Benson's Jewelry
wrapping paper,
655
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,458
I almost threw it in his face.
656
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,155
And that John Kennedy. I hate him.
657
00:38:43,263 --> 00:38:44,753
Really?
658
00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,394
What will people think?
659
00:38:48,502 --> 00:38:50,732
I think they'll be glad
to know you're not a marshmallow.
660
00:38:50,838 --> 00:38:53,466
Do people think I'm weak?
661
00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:56,600
No. It's just you're so sweet and perfect.
662
00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,007
I'm not.
663
00:38:58,112 --> 00:38:59,909
Well, it does seem that way.
664
00:39:00,013 --> 00:39:02,208
Look, it'll all be forgotten.
665
00:39:02,316 --> 00:39:05,376
We don't have to include
Helen Bishop anymore.
666
00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:07,977
Let her know
whose side we're all on.
667
00:39:09,523 --> 00:39:13,118
Uh, my mother...
668
00:39:13,227 --> 00:39:14,785
always said,
669
00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,386
"You're painting a masterpiece.
670
00:39:17,498 --> 00:39:21,594
Make sure to hide the brushstrokes. "
671
00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:23,636
She was really beautiful.
672
00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:27,935
Then I think, um...
673
00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:30,635
"Why am I doing all this? I'm not that vain. "
674
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,803
What does Dr. Wayne say?
675
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,505
Nothing...
676
00:39:34,615 --> 00:39:37,982
except "Tell me more about that. "
677
00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:40,781
I'm still dying to try it.
678
00:39:40,888 --> 00:39:47,452
I'm pretty sure Dr. Wayne tried
to look down my neckline the other day.
679
00:39:47,561 --> 00:39:49,051
He sits behind me.
680
00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:52,894
And as far as I'm concerned,
as long as men look at me that way,
681
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,902
I'm earning my keep.
682
00:39:57,004 --> 00:39:59,336
Then every once in a while,
683
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,136
I think...
684
00:40:02,242 --> 00:40:04,233
No.
685
00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:07,780
This is something else.
686
00:40:07,881 --> 00:40:10,315
I don't want my husband to see this.
687
00:40:12,085 --> 00:40:15,077
I love to be looked at that way.
688
00:40:18,992 --> 00:40:20,357
You should get out of here.
689
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,224
Nap time is about to end.
690
00:40:24,598 --> 00:40:26,395
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.
691
00:40:33,073 --> 00:40:35,064
We haven't gone over the Nixon plan.
692
00:40:35,175 --> 00:40:36,642
You prepared, right?
693
00:40:36,743 --> 00:40:38,472
In what way?
694
00:40:38,579 --> 00:40:39,773
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
695
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,780
Mr. Sterling, Mr. Draper,
I'm waiting for service.
696
00:40:41,882 --> 00:40:43,713
So am I. What are you talking about?
697
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:44,977
We're out of order.
698
00:40:45,085 --> 00:40:47,485
Oh, crap.
699
00:40:47,588 --> 00:40:49,647
When will they be back up?
Should we wait?
700
00:40:49,756 --> 00:40:51,724
We've got our best man on it.
701
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,487
That's a comfort.
702
00:40:54,595 --> 00:40:56,529
Jesus, we're already late.
703
00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:58,120
I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Sterling.
704
00:40:58,232 --> 00:41:00,757
It's certainly a believable excuse.
705
00:41:00,868 --> 00:41:02,199
We could go back to lunch.
706
00:41:02,302 --> 00:41:06,500
No. Cooper would have a seizure,
if he hasn't already.
707
00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,575
So?
708
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:35,930
Ah, this is ridiculous. A building this big.
709
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,196
What if there was a fire?
710
00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:39,829
We'd be walking down.
711
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:41,066
It would be easier.
712
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,082
Maybe we should check the elevator.
713
00:41:55,188 --> 00:41:56,416
Maybe it's up again.
714
00:41:56,523 --> 00:41:59,390
I think we'd hear it go on in the stairwell.
715
00:41:59,493 --> 00:42:00,687
You think?
716
00:42:00,794 --> 00:42:02,625
Roger, I don't know.
717
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,027
Maybe they're late, too.
718
00:42:05,132 --> 00:42:06,895
Maybe we could get them to come down
719
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,025
and have the presentation
on the eighth floor landing.
720
00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:10,034
There's plenty of seats.
721
00:42:10,137 --> 00:42:11,297
Damned elevator.
722
00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:13,532
What do you want to do?
We're almost there.
723
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,937
The hell we are.
724
00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:18,478
Well, we can waste another five minutes
talking about it, if you want.
725
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:20,012
Let's go.
726
00:42:22,082 --> 00:42:23,549
Get behind me with that thing.
727
00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:41,929
Six to go.
728
00:42:42,035 --> 00:42:43,832
I've been counting.
729
00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:47,404
You want to rest a minute?
730
00:42:47,507 --> 00:42:50,874
No, sir. No, I don't.
731
00:42:50,978 --> 00:42:52,775
Keep moving.
732
00:42:52,879 --> 00:42:55,473
I forgot. Navy man.
733
00:43:07,661 --> 00:43:09,390
I love redheads.
734
00:43:10,764 --> 00:43:11,958
With big breasts.
735
00:43:12,065 --> 00:43:14,829
We'll find you one if we still have jobs.
736
00:43:14,935 --> 00:43:17,267
Want me to run ahead?
737
00:43:17,371 --> 00:43:19,464
Run?
738
00:43:19,573 --> 00:43:21,803
My name's on the building.
739
00:43:21,908 --> 00:43:23,466
They can wait for me.
740
00:43:26,213 --> 00:43:28,010
I got to stop talking.
741
00:43:44,798 --> 00:43:46,288
I'm fine.
742
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,368
Just lost my tie clip.
743
00:43:48,468 --> 00:43:49,696
I'll find it. Go on.
744
00:43:49,803 --> 00:43:50,792
You sure?
745
00:43:50,904 --> 00:43:53,270
I said go on.
746
00:44:04,818 --> 00:44:06,445
Found it!
747
00:44:24,104 --> 00:44:26,504
- Where the hell were you?
- Elevator's out.
748
00:44:26,606 --> 00:44:28,233
- That's quite a hike. Where's Sterling?
- He's coming.
749
00:44:29,743 --> 00:44:31,938
Well, here are the troops now.
750
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,377
Lou, Michael, Charlie, uh, Don Draper.
751
00:44:34,481 --> 00:44:35,379
Hey, Don.
752
00:44:35,482 --> 00:44:37,245
Our creative muscle.
753
00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:39,250
Hopefully, a little brains, too.
754
00:44:39,352 --> 00:44:40,683
Sorry to keep you fellas waiting.
755
00:44:40,787 --> 00:44:42,277
The elevator's out.
756
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:43,788
Pete Campbell, of course.
757
00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:44,982
We've spoken on the phone.
758
00:44:45,092 --> 00:44:46,389
Yeah, yeah.
759
00:44:46,493 --> 00:44:49,951
He'll continue handling things for you.
760
00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:52,793
And when I say handling,
I mean he runs everything by me.
761
00:44:55,969 --> 00:45:00,770
And, of course, uh,
my partner, Roger Sterling.
762
00:45:02,676 --> 00:45:04,473
We heard the elevator's down.
763
00:45:04,578 --> 00:45:07,103
Those boys over at United Fruit
764
00:45:07,214 --> 00:45:09,978
talk about you like you
invented the damn banana.
765
00:45:11,718 --> 00:45:12,776
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
766
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:17,917
You all right, Roger?
767
00:45:18,024 --> 00:45:20,185
Get us some ice water.
768
00:45:20,293 --> 00:45:21,692
Oysters.
769
00:45:21,795 --> 00:45:23,786
I can see that.
770
00:45:23,897 --> 00:45:26,730
23 floors.
771
00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,425
I'm just sorry I missed this lunch.
772
00:45:28,535 --> 00:45:30,662
We were with some Quakers.
Had cottage cheese.
773
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:33,831
Well, let's let Roger regroup.
774
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,872
- Okay.
- Yeah.
775
00:45:34,975 --> 00:45:36,602
This way.
776
00:45:36,710 --> 00:45:38,405
I'll be right in.
777
00:45:48,221 --> 00:45:49,381
You okay?
778
00:45:54,327 --> 00:45:55,954
Yeah.
779
00:45:56,062 --> 00:45:57,689
Fine.
780
00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:01,828
Good.