1 00:00:39,649 --> 00:00:44,279 I know you said to call at night, but, uh, I haven't been alone. 2 00:00:44,387 --> 00:00:48,483 I understand. I have a moment. 3 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,115 So how is she? 4 00:00:50,226 --> 00:00:52,786 Well, it's only been a short period in therapeutic time. 5 00:00:52,895 --> 00:00:54,123 But she's making progress? 6 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:57,688 She's not particularly forthcoming yet. 7 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,495 What has she been talking about? 8 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:02,730 Mostly, she seems consumed with petty jealousies 9 00:01:02,839 --> 00:01:05,467 and overwhelmed with everyday activities. 10 00:01:05,575 --> 00:01:08,009 Basically, we're dealing with the emotions of a child here. 11 00:01:10,179 --> 00:01:11,806 She wasn't always like this. 12 00:01:11,914 --> 00:01:15,475 Well, we're finding that this kind of anxiety is not uncommon in housewives. 13 00:01:15,585 --> 00:01:20,045 And let's not forget, the death of a parent is extremely destabilizing. 14 00:01:20,156 --> 00:01:21,453 So that's it. 15 00:01:21,557 --> 00:01:23,650 Well, that's the beginning, certainly. 16 00:01:23,759 --> 00:01:25,659 As she becomes more forthcoming, we may be able 17 00:01:25,761 --> 00:01:28,525 to shed some light on the deeper issues as she talks more. 18 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:31,464 - There are deeper issues? - Usually. 19 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:35,003 These are not groundbreaking revelations, Mr. Draper. 20 00:01:35,104 --> 00:01:36,969 I'm concerned, obviously. 21 00:01:37,073 --> 00:01:39,837 Of course. We both are. 22 00:01:39,942 --> 00:01:42,672 Time and talk. That's what I recommend right now. 23 00:01:42,778 --> 00:01:44,678 And again, evenings are better for me. 24 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,805 Well, I appreciate your time. 25 00:01:52,188 --> 00:01:54,349 Mona, I am drinking my milk right now. 26 00:01:56,659 --> 00:02:01,653 Go to Mim's. Bring the heiress. 27 00:02:01,764 --> 00:02:04,494 The Montclair air might wipe the scowl off her face. 28 00:02:06,235 --> 00:02:07,224 Knock, knock. 29 00:02:08,571 --> 00:02:09,697 Call me from there. 30 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:14,340 I'll try to make it out by Sunday afternoon. 31 00:02:14,443 --> 00:02:16,343 I just got off the phone with UFC, 32 00:02:16,445 --> 00:02:20,108 and they're having the Nixon boys stop by at the end of the week. 33 00:02:20,216 --> 00:02:21,979 - With Nixon? - No, thank God. 34 00:02:22,084 --> 00:02:26,544 Otherwise, I'd have to move the piano out of my office. 35 00:02:28,124 --> 00:02:31,992 Hopefully, he'll decide he needs us. 36 00:02:32,094 --> 00:02:34,619 Well, the ones with the best product make the worst clients. 37 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:37,096 Stop smoking so much. 38 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,691 It's a sign of weakness. 39 00:02:39,802 --> 00:02:41,497 You know how Hitler got Neville Chamberlain 40 00:02:41,604 --> 00:02:43,765 to give him everything at Munich? 41 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:48,367 He held the conference at an old palace that forbid smoking. 42 00:02:48,477 --> 00:02:51,344 And after an hour and a half of not smoking, 43 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:56,248 Neville Chamberlain would have given Hitler his mother as a dance partner. 44 00:02:56,352 --> 00:03:00,288 All I can get from this story is that Hitler didn't smoke. 45 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,687 And I do. 46 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:05,727 Good night, peanut. 47 00:03:18,107 --> 00:03:21,406 Last one to Chumley's gets to wheel Kenneth Cosgrove, 48 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:24,673 published author, home in a baby carriage. 49 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:46,324 - Hello there. - Good news. 50 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,630 Mona and Margaret are going out of town for the weekend. 51 00:03:48,738 --> 00:03:50,569 Mona's mother fell down the steps. 52 00:03:50,673 --> 00:03:53,369 - You're really blessed. - Come on over. 53 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:55,740 I'll put on my whites. We'll pretend it's V.J. Day. 54 00:03:58,714 --> 00:04:00,648 What goes in there, an aspirin? 55 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,583 I suppose I could have taken a suitcase anywhere this weekend. 56 00:04:03,686 --> 00:04:05,483 And I don't mean your apartment. 57 00:04:05,588 --> 00:04:08,580 I got us a couple of sandwiches, and filled a thermos for the train. 58 00:04:08,691 --> 00:04:11,819 Mr. Sterling, this is Carol, my roommate. 59 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:14,327 Nice to meet you, Carol. 60 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:16,728 Miss Holloway, I have an accounting question. 61 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:26,167 We will go away. Not tonight, but some weekend coming up. 62 00:04:26,275 --> 00:04:28,038 Puerto Rico? 63 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:31,204 I don't care if it's Cuba. I need a little notice. 64 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:34,044 You've got a lot of rules, Red. 65 00:04:36,886 --> 00:04:38,854 Be good, girls. 66 00:04:41,057 --> 00:04:42,752 I don't mind you staying late, just as long as you're not trying 67 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:45,349 - to milk us for the dinner money. - It's work. 68 00:04:45,461 --> 00:04:46,758 Just because tomorrow's Friday doesn't mean I expect 69 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:49,023 to be pulling your head off the keys in the morning. 70 00:04:49,131 --> 00:04:51,099 What are you doing tonight? 71 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,532 Uh, working and going home. 72 00:04:53,636 --> 00:04:59,506 I'll let you enjoy that one, honey, but I was talking to Donald here. 73 00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:02,901 - I'm on the 5:31. - Reservations at home. 74 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:05,480 I've had those. Easiest ones to break. 75 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:08,607 Besides, they love it when you keep them guessing. It adds spice. 76 00:05:08,718 --> 00:05:09,980 Trying to get me in trouble? Betty's cooking. 77 00:05:10,086 --> 00:05:11,951 One drink. You owe me that. 78 00:05:13,456 --> 00:05:15,390 - Did I miss something? - No. 79 00:05:15,491 --> 00:05:17,152 Don and I talk all the time when you're not around. 80 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:18,749 In fact, we're gonna do it right now. 81 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,294 Don? Shall we? 82 00:05:20,396 --> 00:05:22,728 - Well, good night, boys. - Good night, Paul. 83 00:05:22,832 --> 00:05:24,197 I love doing that. 84 00:05:28,804 --> 00:05:30,635 You seem like a busy little girl. 85 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:32,435 Draper pushing you around enough? 86 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,769 What does that mean? 87 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:36,572 Burning the midnight oil is not good for your skin. 88 00:05:36,679 --> 00:05:38,613 Oh, no, it's... 89 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,875 It's for something else. I'm working on copy. 90 00:05:40,983 --> 00:05:42,712 On your own? 91 00:05:42,818 --> 00:05:46,618 Mr. Rumsen liked what I did in the brainstorming thingy. 92 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,519 Sanitary napkins? 93 00:05:48,624 --> 00:05:50,717 - No. Lipstick. - What did I say? 94 00:05:50,826 --> 00:05:53,317 It's the Belle Jolie account. 95 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:56,262 Mr. Campbell, your wife called from the Four Seasons. 96 00:05:56,365 --> 00:05:59,027 - They've been seated. - Thank you, Hildy. 97 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:04,504 Want me to take a look at it? I do it for a lot of the fellows. 98 00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:06,438 Really? 99 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,009 Yeah. Really. 100 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:10,203 That would be super. 101 00:06:10,312 --> 00:06:12,303 Well, we're all in it together. 102 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:24,216 Two! 103 00:06:29,331 --> 00:06:33,791 So they fired all the guys in the middle and moved up their mail room staff, 104 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:36,394 right before all the salaries got expensive. 105 00:06:36,505 --> 00:06:37,870 Smart. 106 00:06:37,973 --> 00:06:39,941 Is that what we're gonna do? 107 00:06:41,544 --> 00:06:44,012 We're not going to do anything. 108 00:06:49,418 --> 00:06:52,683 At a certain age, they lose that. 109 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,221 What? 110 00:06:54,323 --> 00:06:57,724 That glow of pure youth. 111 00:06:57,827 --> 00:07:00,352 It's like they hit 30, and somebody puts out a light. 112 00:07:03,766 --> 00:07:06,428 I don't think those two have 30 years between them. 113 00:07:06,535 --> 00:07:08,628 Polka dots looks like a lot of fun. 114 00:07:10,606 --> 00:07:12,938 Yeah, you'll have to let me know. 115 00:07:14,276 --> 00:07:16,574 Jesus, you must be starving. 116 00:07:16,679 --> 00:07:19,011 I know I am. What's Betty making? 117 00:07:19,114 --> 00:07:21,480 I don't know. 118 00:07:21,584 --> 00:07:25,020 Mona hasn't cooked since Margaret stopped eating. 119 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,748 They're fighting it out. I'm the one that gets hurt. 120 00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:36,190 I'll call Betty. Tell her we'll be three. 121 00:07:36,298 --> 00:07:38,664 No! 122 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:41,565 - You sure? - Are you kidding? 123 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,433 She'll be thrilled. 124 00:07:43,539 --> 00:07:45,734 When's the last time she saw you? 125 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,832 We'll take my car. Save you train fare. 126 00:08:05,895 --> 00:08:08,455 - My eyes are burning. - That's impossible. 127 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:10,862 That better not be Daddy saying he's going to be late. 128 00:08:12,134 --> 00:08:14,728 Don't do gymnastics in the house. 129 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,236 Draper residence. 130 00:08:20,342 --> 00:08:22,037 You are coming home, right? 131 00:08:22,144 --> 00:08:24,578 Yes. I'm coming home. 132 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,013 Unfortunately, Roger has decided he needs a home-cooked meal. 133 00:08:28,117 --> 00:08:30,142 You're kidding. 134 00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:32,015 I don't know if I have enough food. 135 00:08:32,121 --> 00:08:34,282 Birdie, what do you put in that freezer I bought you? 136 00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:36,952 Frozen food. 137 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:39,084 What do you want me to say? 138 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,206 Betty, this steak... 139 00:08:55,311 --> 00:08:57,370 You sure you don't want some? 140 00:08:57,479 --> 00:09:00,277 No, thank you, Roger. 141 00:09:00,382 --> 00:09:02,577 I'm a vegetarian sometimes. 142 00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:04,949 Mona has a little calorie book she keeps on the refrigerator. 143 00:09:05,054 --> 00:09:07,682 Always has her nose in there. 144 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,451 Maybe she wants to look good for you. 145 00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:12,118 Isn't that a nice thought? 146 00:09:12,227 --> 00:09:15,287 I was pudgy as a girl, if you can believe it. 147 00:09:15,397 --> 00:09:16,921 I came into Home Ec in the 8th grade 148 00:09:17,032 --> 00:09:18,431 with a pattern for big girl pajamas. 149 00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:21,435 The teacher asked who I was making the pajamas for. 150 00:09:21,537 --> 00:09:24,768 I didn't realize how much weight I'd lost that summer. 151 00:09:24,873 --> 00:09:26,932 Swim camp, I guess. 152 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,067 I went from Tadpole to Polliwog that year. 153 00:09:29,178 --> 00:09:31,646 Sounds like a lateral move. 154 00:09:31,747 --> 00:09:33,840 When I was little, in the summer we used to swim at night. 155 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,144 In a pool, not the ocean. 156 00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:37,240 Warm air, 157 00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:39,321 light dancing in the blue... 158 00:09:39,421 --> 00:09:42,618 Night swimming. It's divine. 159 00:09:42,725 --> 00:09:44,556 Sometimes naked. 160 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:48,494 Believe me, on those nights, it was very difficult to go to sleep. 161 00:09:48,597 --> 00:09:50,189 You ever experienced that, Don? 162 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,699 Trouble sleeping? Never. 163 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,860 Your husband's a funny son of a bitch, you know that, Betty? 164 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,631 Yeah. 165 00:09:56,739 --> 00:09:58,366 We used to swim in a quarry. 166 00:09:59,675 --> 00:10:02,439 By the way you drop your G's every once in a while, 167 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:04,808 I always thought you were raised on a farm. 168 00:10:04,913 --> 00:10:07,040 Someplace with a swimmin' hole. 169 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:15,018 What do you say we go to a commercial break... 170 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:17,251 brought to you by more liquor? 171 00:10:20,095 --> 00:10:21,926 You two. 172 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:28,296 Oh. Jesus, don't tell me it's your anniversary. 173 00:10:28,404 --> 00:10:29,928 - No. - Don't worry. 174 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,564 Sally got this frosting machine. 175 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,643 Oh. "Mommy and Daddy. " 176 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:36,540 Simple, to the point, colloquial. 177 00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:38,875 She writes like her father. 178 00:10:46,155 --> 00:10:48,646 I'll get hers. You get your own. 179 00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:50,156 Three on a match. 180 00:10:52,494 --> 00:10:54,359 Never understood that. 181 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:56,795 Is that like three on a horse? 182 00:10:56,899 --> 00:10:59,459 Trench war. First war. 183 00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:03,470 They used to say, "First man lights up, they notice you. 184 00:11:03,572 --> 00:11:04,903 "Second man, Jerry takes aim. 185 00:11:05,007 --> 00:11:07,032 Third one... Auf wiedersehen. " 186 00:11:07,142 --> 00:11:09,542 But the professional wisdom says that one of our guys 187 00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:11,510 came up with that, as a way to sell matches. 188 00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:14,081 You tell your kids there's no Santa Claus? 189 00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:16,413 He'd never do that. 190 00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:20,816 Tell us another story. A true one, though. 191 00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:27,319 Well, my father was in the trenches. 192 00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,158 With a bayonet. 193 00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:32,157 Think about that. 194 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:35,236 Poking a man to death three feet away from you. 195 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,640 What does that sound like? 196 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,505 Don never talks about the war. 197 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,805 The war? His war, you mean. 198 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,574 Not much to say. 199 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,582 You boys used up all the glory. 200 00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:51,084 We did, didn't we? 201 00:11:51,186 --> 00:11:55,748 'Course, my old man will always have one on me with that bayonet. 202 00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:58,224 My biggest hit came when we were running oil 203 00:11:58,327 --> 00:12:00,295 down to the islands in the South China Sea. 204 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:03,159 The Pacific was all about gasoline. 205 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,028 People forget that. 206 00:12:05,134 --> 00:12:08,194 You know what? I don't like to talk about it, either. 207 00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:14,635 Oh, dear. I'm sorry. 208 00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:15,641 Not much. 209 00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:18,645 Now you have to tell us. 210 00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:25,582 Well, the third day we picked up a Dinah circling the convoy. 211 00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:27,655 A recon plane. 212 00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:30,725 They were mapping us for the Nip suicide submarines up ahead... 213 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:35,286 kaitens... basically, warheads with motors. 214 00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,865 Made us feel good to know we had such a dedicated enemy. 215 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,593 That's one way of thinking about it. 216 00:12:40,836 --> 00:12:44,863 Maybe I was bored, but I thought, We should get that little plane. 217 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,804 Bored? What about scared? 218 00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:48,501 That never comes in to these stories. 219 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,737 You're making me look bad in front of the lady. 220 00:12:50,846 --> 00:12:54,009 That's impossible. Finish your story. 221 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,309 Well, we gave it to 'em. 222 00:12:57,419 --> 00:13:00,217 Right at 12:00. 223 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,153 He was going away from us, but we hit him. 224 00:13:02,257 --> 00:13:05,090 I watched him dive into the waves just beyond the horizon. 225 00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:09,187 It was strange, because we knew it was over for him, 226 00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:11,528 but we didn't see or hear much. 227 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:16,093 The next four hours, I took us off course, just to swing by. 228 00:13:16,205 --> 00:13:18,833 Looking for a hole in the ocean, I guess. 229 00:13:18,941 --> 00:13:22,707 We saw the wreckage. No chute, no body. 230 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,548 It's incredible that something that heavy can float. 231 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,553 Isn't that something? 232 00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:34,884 - Bet they gave you a medal. - They did. 233 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,321 But not for that. It was for drinking. 234 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,024 Can something be done about this sadness? 235 00:13:40,128 --> 00:13:41,857 Want to switch to gin? 236 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,433 Did you check the golf bag? 237 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,595 I have something out in the garage left over from New Year's. 238 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:53,933 I don't care if it has ants in it. 239 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,476 Roger, please, the kids. 240 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:11,452 Sally will be happy her cake was such a hit. 241 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,892 Make sure you tell her 242 00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:16,556 I ate the "M" in "Mom. " 243 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:19,566 - Roger... - I can't believe you've had two babies. 244 00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:23,767 Don't do that. 245 00:14:23,872 --> 00:14:26,306 You've been making eyes at me all night. 246 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,842 You can't tell me that I'm not giving you hot pants. 247 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:32,204 You smell so good. 248 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,847 I can make more coffee. 249 00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:39,250 I just want you to know that when I go to sleep tonight, 250 00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:40,981 I will be thinking all about you. 251 00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:58,468 Where'd you go, to Russia to get that? 252 00:14:58,573 --> 00:15:00,837 No, I ran down the street knocking on doors. 253 00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:12,149 Come on, you two. Come on out here and wish me a bon voyage. 254 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,850 I was just saying what a lucky man you are. 255 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,224 Beautiful children. Enjoy it. 256 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,757 One minute you're drinking at a bar, 257 00:15:23,865 --> 00:15:25,628 and they come and tell you your kid's been born, 258 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,861 next thing you know, they're heading off to college. 259 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:37,776 Well, I should be on my way. 260 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,744 I'll take this for the road. 261 00:15:40,849 --> 00:15:42,441 I'll walk you out. 262 00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:52,326 Magical night. 263 00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:04,701 That's my car. 264 00:16:06,942 --> 00:16:08,239 There you go. 265 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:11,942 Lights! 266 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:29,962 - What was that? - What? 267 00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:32,158 That. Him. 268 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:36,033 Felt like someone turned the oven on when I came back in here with that bottle. 269 00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,333 - That's ridiculous. - Bullshit. 270 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,135 Nothing happened, Don. 271 00:16:40,242 --> 00:16:42,710 Other than your drunk boss ruining our evening. 272 00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:44,779 Can we leave it at that? 273 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,939 You seemed to be having a grand time. 274 00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:50,784 I liked the wine. 275 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,444 You made a fool of yourself. 276 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,579 Why would you say that? 277 00:16:54,689 --> 00:16:57,055 You were throwing yourself at him. Giggling at his stories. 278 00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:59,389 I was being friendly. He's your boss. 279 00:16:59,494 --> 00:17:02,122 I don't like to be treated that way in my own home. 280 00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:05,090 I know what I saw. 281 00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:10,067 You want to bounce me off the walls? 282 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,234 Would that make you feel better? 283 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,679 Sometimes I feel like I'm living with a little girl. 284 00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:37,427 Humps, where were you last night? 285 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:43,437 I had a dinner with my in-laws at the Four Seasons... poolside. 286 00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,768 Sounds refreshing. 287 00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:48,104 Norman Mailer, Mayor Wagner. 288 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,735 The naked and the dead. 289 00:17:50,846 --> 00:17:53,314 - What's in the box? - It's a wedding present. 290 00:17:53,415 --> 00:17:55,713 - We got two. - But what is it? 291 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:58,308 - It's a Chip 'n' Dip. - Let me see. 292 00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,751 - Are you serious? - Yeah! 293 00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:01,413 I'm might have to go to somebody else's wedding. 294 00:18:01,523 --> 00:18:02,990 I like to know what people are returning. 295 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,595 What? 296 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,600 I don't know what to say. You got two of these? 297 00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:16,193 - What is it? - You have your fingers in your ears? 298 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,602 It's a Chip 'n' Dip. You have your friends over. 299 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,232 You put chips on the sides and dip in the middle. 300 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:24,641 - Dip? - Yes. 301 00:18:24,746 --> 00:18:26,543 We went to these peoples' house, and they had one. 302 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,913 It had sour cream with these little brown onions in it. 303 00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:31,315 It was very good. 304 00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:33,785 You'll have to give me that recipe sometime. 305 00:18:34,923 --> 00:18:36,151 Cost 22 bucks. 306 00:18:36,258 --> 00:18:38,226 - Shit! - So. 307 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,850 I'm going to return it. 308 00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:42,691 Today? Freddy Rumsen's cousin works at General Mills. 309 00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,424 We're all going to Ratazzi's for lunch. 310 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:47,024 - Maybe dinner. - No. 311 00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:50,730 - I have to return this thing. - "Today," she said, I'm sure. 312 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,534 I like doing things for her. 313 00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:54,165 You're right. I'm sorry. 314 00:18:54,276 --> 00:18:56,870 When you finish shopping, come join us. 315 00:18:56,978 --> 00:19:00,072 I hear they make a great Grasshopper, Mildred. 316 00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:11,651 Mr. Draper? Mr. Sterling to see you. 317 00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:23,467 Send him in. 318 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:29,636 Something for the golf bag. 319 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,137 That's the good stuff. 320 00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:36,944 I take it you got home in one piece. 321 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:40,715 I made it as far as the Knights Inn off the Taconic. 322 00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:44,223 I know that place. It's got great water pressure. 323 00:19:44,326 --> 00:19:46,920 Yeah, I slept in the car. 324 00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:48,325 About last night. 325 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:51,058 What about it? 326 00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:56,100 When a man gets to the point when his name's on the building, 327 00:19:56,204 --> 00:19:58,695 he can get an unnatural sense of entitlement. 328 00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,468 What does that mean, Roger? 329 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,135 You're not gonna make this easy. 330 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,304 I don't even know what this is. 331 00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,583 One night, years ago, I got very drunk. 332 00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:13,381 I drive home to my building, 333 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,285 pull into the garage, park at my spot. 334 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,415 I get in the elevator. 335 00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:18,924 It's late. There's no operator. 336 00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:21,222 Go up to the 12th floor. Get out. 337 00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:22,853 I'm walking down the hall. 338 00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,125 It's pink and orange. 339 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:28,225 I remember how ugly it was. 340 00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:30,804 Suddenly, my key won't fit in the door. 341 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,771 Wasn't my building. 342 00:20:37,178 --> 00:20:40,011 I guess what I'm saying is, uh... 343 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:43,050 at some point, we've all parked in the wrong garage. 344 00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:48,385 Thanks for the bottle, Roger. 345 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,889 And? 346 00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,522 Betty's going to want that glass back. 347 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,097 Good man. 348 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,796 Maybe I should get a case of those, huh? 349 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,980 This is taking a long time. 350 00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:24,615 Is it that complicated? 351 00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:27,456 Ah, the blue box. You must be a newlywed. 352 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,961 That explains it. 353 00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:31,259 Yes, it does. Adorable. 354 00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:34,699 My husband, he'd rather be drinking at lunch, 355 00:21:34,803 --> 00:21:36,464 even when we were newlyweds, I think. 356 00:21:36,571 --> 00:21:37,868 He's in advertising. 357 00:21:37,972 --> 00:21:39,769 I'm in advertising. Sterling Cooper. 358 00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:42,172 He's at BBDO. Media buyer. 359 00:21:42,277 --> 00:21:43,301 Jim Wallace. 360 00:21:43,411 --> 00:21:44,537 Don't know him. 361 00:21:44,646 --> 00:21:47,240 That's because you're here at lunch. 362 00:21:48,783 --> 00:21:49,715 Next. 363 00:21:49,818 --> 00:21:51,843 I'm here to return this. 364 00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,147 There's nothing wrong with it. 365 00:21:53,254 --> 00:21:54,778 We got two. 366 00:21:54,889 --> 00:21:58,086 That's why we suggest that people register, to avoid duplications. 367 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,956 We did register. We got two. 368 00:22:00,061 --> 00:22:01,688 Do you have your receipt? 369 00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:04,060 It was a gift. 370 00:22:04,165 --> 00:22:07,134 Rosemary, we have a bridal return. 371 00:22:07,235 --> 00:22:08,361 Him? 372 00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,131 Bridal registry. 373 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:15,005 It's a Chip 'n' Dip. We got two. 374 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:17,544 That's practically four of something. 375 00:22:18,646 --> 00:22:19,806 Name? 376 00:22:19,914 --> 00:22:20,881 Campbell. 377 00:22:20,982 --> 00:22:22,540 I suppose you don't have a receipt. 378 00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,174 Gosh, I wish I did. 379 00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:26,549 No. It was a gift. 380 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,518 There's nothing here. 381 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,559 Perhaps your wife told you she was registering 382 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,355 and in the end forgot to give us her name. 383 00:22:34,462 --> 00:22:35,554 Her name? 384 00:22:35,663 --> 00:22:37,563 Yes. It's under the maiden name. 385 00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:39,292 Hmm. It's Vogel. 386 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,198 Why would you do that? 387 00:22:41,302 --> 00:22:42,428 I don't know. 388 00:22:43,705 --> 00:22:44,865 Humps. 389 00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:47,533 Humps the Camel Campbell. 390 00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:50,270 Matherton. What are you doing here? 391 00:22:50,378 --> 00:22:52,346 Getting my racquet restrung. 392 00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:53,971 Men's room back this way? 393 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,277 Down the hall past the water fountain. 394 00:22:56,384 --> 00:22:58,477 What are you doing here? 395 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,110 Returning a wedding gift. 396 00:23:00,221 --> 00:23:01,984 Not mine, I hope. 397 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,150 No, it's a Chip 'n' Dip. Trudy's aunt. 398 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,627 That's Trudy Vogel. Do you mind, lovely? 399 00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:09,788 Uh, what is it? 400 00:23:09,898 --> 00:23:11,798 It's a Chip 'n' Dip. 401 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,427 You put chips on the side and dip in the middle. 402 00:23:15,537 --> 00:23:17,300 For entertaining. 403 00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:18,736 It's a beaut. 404 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,398 Hell of a wedding, by the way. 405 00:23:20,508 --> 00:23:23,443 Your cousin Bethany... bridesmaid's bridesmaid. 406 00:23:24,679 --> 00:23:27,307 Connecticut College for Women, indeed. 407 00:23:27,415 --> 00:23:29,212 I think I found it. 408 00:23:31,085 --> 00:23:32,848 That's nice. 409 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:36,082 Good to see you. We should do this sometime. 410 00:23:36,191 --> 00:23:37,852 I'm coming back for you. 411 00:23:41,429 --> 00:23:43,454 Do you have a receipt? 412 00:23:43,565 --> 00:23:45,795 No. I might have already said that. 413 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,164 It was a gift. 414 00:23:48,269 --> 00:23:49,634 I can give you store credit. 415 00:23:49,737 --> 00:23:50,931 I was expecting cash. 416 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:53,269 I'm sorry. 417 00:23:53,374 --> 00:23:56,172 Isn't there a way we could work this out? 418 00:23:56,277 --> 00:23:58,268 Let me by you a drink. 419 00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:00,404 I have an expense account. 420 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,675 The best I can do is put the store credit in your name 421 00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:06,048 so you can spend it here. 422 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:09,123 I would think about spending it on you if you gave me cash. 423 00:24:09,224 --> 00:24:10,213 It's $22. 424 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,418 Store credit. 425 00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:15,022 Thank you. 426 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,364 By the way, Matherton... 427 00:24:21,436 --> 00:24:23,404 he has the clap. 428 00:24:32,313 --> 00:24:34,110 Same price as a Chip 'n' Dip. 429 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,349 Amazing. 430 00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:41,021 And I was going to try to make you feel bad 431 00:24:41,122 --> 00:24:42,987 by telling you where Carlotta's stockings end. 432 00:24:43,091 --> 00:24:44,752 What the hell is that for? 433 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,326 It's for me. 434 00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:48,395 .22 caliber bolt action. 435 00:24:48,496 --> 00:24:50,327 Use it in good health. 436 00:24:50,431 --> 00:24:52,194 Why not? 437 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,427 Boys will be boys, right? 438 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,404 You couldn't hit the side of St. Patrick's with that. 439 00:25:01,509 --> 00:25:03,943 It's good for 20 yards. 440 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,859 It's your 4:30, Mr. Campbell. 441 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,973 The Nixon brain trust is coming in tomorrow. 442 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,566 The nomination is expected as a lock. 443 00:25:36,678 --> 00:25:38,305 All we need is an opponent. 444 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,439 Rumor is Lyndon Johnson's going to be making a play at the Convention, 445 00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:43,779 so we may not be going against Kennedy at all. 446 00:25:43,885 --> 00:25:45,284 Then we have to worry about the South. 447 00:25:45,386 --> 00:25:47,217 It's going to be Kennedy. 448 00:25:47,322 --> 00:25:50,485 Boston Blackie won West Virginia. 449 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,617 Now, where does that leave us? 450 00:25:52,727 --> 00:25:55,787 "Nixon: Experience in office, knows foreign affairs. " 451 00:25:55,897 --> 00:25:56,989 He probably learned that 452 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,999 when they were throwing rocks at him in Caracas. 453 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,865 "Knows the real threat of communism, home and abroad. " 454 00:26:02,971 --> 00:26:05,997 He's not helping himself keeping quiet on Castro. 455 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,438 True, but he's not a Catholic. 456 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:08,839 Our hands are tied there. 457 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,810 Nixon thinks hitting the Catholic thing is a bad idea. 458 00:26:11,913 --> 00:26:13,471 They're going to say that. 459 00:26:13,581 --> 00:26:14,741 To us? They believe it. 460 00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:16,908 It hasn't held up in any of the primaries. 461 00:26:17,018 --> 00:26:19,248 Kennedy keeps making opponents apologize. 462 00:26:19,354 --> 00:26:20,753 For what? 463 00:26:20,855 --> 00:26:22,322 For being intolerant. 464 00:26:22,423 --> 00:26:23,685 This is Dick Nixon we're talking about. 465 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:24,951 You may be too young to remember 466 00:26:25,059 --> 00:26:29,120 the "pink lady" congress... woman from California. 467 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:31,357 He practically shot her in the face to win. 468 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,226 If it is Kennedy, 469 00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,667 Nixon will lower himself to the occasion. 470 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,500 It's going to be Kennedy. 471 00:26:38,606 --> 00:26:41,097 Good. Catholic son of a millionaire. 472 00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:44,440 A boy too scared to do anything but go on vacation. 473 00:26:44,545 --> 00:26:47,446 I met him. He is a boy. 474 00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:48,742 He's only four years younger than Nixon. 475 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:51,318 But has he been sitting next to the leader of the free world 476 00:26:51,419 --> 00:26:52,317 for twice that time? 477 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:53,819 He's inexperienced. 478 00:26:53,921 --> 00:26:55,445 He doesn't even wear a hat. 479 00:26:55,556 --> 00:26:57,490 I don't know. 480 00:26:57,592 --> 00:26:59,685 You know who else doesn't wear a hat? 481 00:26:59,794 --> 00:27:00,988 Elvis. 482 00:27:01,095 --> 00:27:03,689 That's what we're dealing with. 483 00:27:06,634 --> 00:27:09,432 Remind me to stop hiring young people. 484 00:27:09,537 --> 00:27:11,061 America does not want some greasy kid 485 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:14,164 with his finger on the button. 486 00:27:14,275 --> 00:27:16,675 Now if the adults can weigh in? 487 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,344 "Communism, taxes, health care. " 488 00:27:27,455 --> 00:27:30,947 Kinsey, you want to write this down, or should I call a girl in? 489 00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:43,537 Hi, honey. I made a roast beef. 490 00:27:43,638 --> 00:27:45,401 Just cut the strings. 491 00:27:45,506 --> 00:27:46,803 Oh, roast beef? 492 00:27:48,609 --> 00:27:50,406 You know it's just me tonight, right? 493 00:28:06,027 --> 00:28:09,087 That was a wedding gift from my Aunt Letty! 494 00:28:09,197 --> 00:28:11,028 And you go and get some stupid toy? 495 00:28:11,132 --> 00:28:12,326 I can't believe you! 496 00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:14,333 That was for us! 497 00:28:14,435 --> 00:28:16,164 You're always telling me to grow up. 498 00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:18,170 I can't believe you! 499 00:28:22,543 --> 00:28:23,601 Oh, I can leave it there? 500 00:28:23,711 --> 00:28:24,609 Thanks. 501 00:28:24,712 --> 00:28:25,838 Great. Thank you. 502 00:28:49,904 --> 00:28:51,701 Hollis, let me ask you something. 503 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,549 Uh, Mr. Campbell, 504 00:29:06,654 --> 00:29:09,953 I thought I'd take you up on your offer to look at my work. 505 00:29:10,057 --> 00:29:11,718 But if you're in the middle of something... 506 00:29:17,365 --> 00:29:18,423 What's that? 507 00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:21,001 A wedding present. 508 00:29:22,904 --> 00:29:24,735 I really appreciate it. 509 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,301 You ever been hunting, Peggy? 510 00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:31,469 No, I don't think so. 511 00:29:31,579 --> 00:29:33,638 You either have or you haven't. 512 00:29:33,748 --> 00:29:36,546 I went a couple of times with my uncle. 513 00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:37,777 New Hampshire. 514 00:29:39,687 --> 00:29:42,349 I saw my cousin shoot a rabbit by Coney Island. 515 00:29:42,456 --> 00:29:45,289 It's an incredible sensation. 516 00:29:46,894 --> 00:29:49,260 You have to be very quiet. 517 00:29:54,235 --> 00:29:55,793 Take it down with the first shot, 518 00:29:55,903 --> 00:29:57,393 or you scare it away. 519 00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:00,736 And sometimes you have to go up and finish it off. 520 00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:05,977 Then you tie it to the bumper, and you go home. 521 00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:11,277 But you know what I've always wanted to do? 522 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,648 I would pick it up... 523 00:30:15,756 --> 00:30:17,951 throw its back legs over my shoulder, 524 00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:22,359 and I would drag it through the snow to this little cabin. 525 00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:24,454 And there... 526 00:30:24,565 --> 00:30:26,226 I'd hang it up... 527 00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:29,269 between a couple of trees, 528 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,099 cut it open, 529 00:30:31,205 --> 00:30:32,433 drain it, 530 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,202 dress it, 531 00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:37,174 and then I'd take my big hunting knife, 532 00:30:37,278 --> 00:30:41,806 and I'd cut this loin right out of the side. 533 00:30:46,087 --> 00:30:48,681 And I'd go into the cabin, 534 00:30:48,789 --> 00:30:52,953 and there'd be this woman waiting for me, 535 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,654 standing by one of those old stoves 536 00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:57,321 with a big black pipe, 537 00:30:57,431 --> 00:30:59,023 and I'd hand it to her, 538 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:02,261 and she'd put it in a cast-iron skillet, 539 00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:05,897 and then I'd sit at the table... 540 00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:08,635 and she'd bring it to me. 541 00:31:10,611 --> 00:31:13,273 And I'd wipe my knife on my knee... 542 00:31:15,116 --> 00:31:19,712 and then I would eat it while she watches. 543 00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:24,383 That would be wonderful. 544 00:31:27,895 --> 00:31:30,693 I'll take a look at this for you. 545 00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:37,198 Thank you. 546 00:32:02,330 --> 00:32:03,729 Can I get a ham sandwich? 547 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,934 You know what? I'll take a cherry Danish. 548 00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:10,299 The big one in the back. 549 00:32:16,677 --> 00:32:18,008 Thank you, ma'am. There you go. 550 00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:45,465 Helen. Hello. 551 00:32:45,573 --> 00:32:47,734 Hi, Betty. 552 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,207 How are you? 553 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,333 I'm well. 554 00:32:51,445 --> 00:32:53,572 And how's Glen? 555 00:32:56,650 --> 00:32:58,413 I wasn't going to say anything. 556 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,646 I was just going to go right on by. 557 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:03,519 What's wrong? 558 00:33:03,624 --> 00:33:07,287 I was going... 559 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,864 I was going through Glen's treasure box the other day, 560 00:33:12,967 --> 00:33:15,492 and I found a lock of blonde hair. 561 00:33:15,603 --> 00:33:17,070 Your hair, he says. 562 00:33:17,171 --> 00:33:19,696 Well, I don't know what he told you. 563 00:33:19,807 --> 00:33:21,104 Glen doesn't lie, not when he's caught. 564 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,971 - I'm not saying it's a lie. - Betty. 565 00:33:24,078 --> 00:33:25,375 He asked me for it. 566 00:33:25,479 --> 00:33:26,844 And you gave it to him? 567 00:33:26,947 --> 00:33:28,710 He is 9 years old. 568 00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:32,076 What is wrong with you? 569 00:33:45,766 --> 00:33:48,758 He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. 570 00:33:48,869 --> 00:33:52,168 I believe that was Jonathan Swift. 571 00:33:52,273 --> 00:33:53,831 Are we naming them now? 572 00:33:55,476 --> 00:33:56,943 Look at you. 573 00:33:57,044 --> 00:33:58,773 I had no idea you were such a fan of the mollusk. 574 00:33:58,879 --> 00:34:04,545 Never gave them a chance before, but I'm acquiring a taste. 575 00:34:04,652 --> 00:34:06,483 It's like eating a mermaid. 576 00:34:08,689 --> 00:34:12,455 Ready for another, or have you topped off your tank? 577 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,289 You're leading this dance. 578 00:34:14,395 --> 00:34:17,387 Well, what the hell? It's the G.O.P. 579 00:34:17,498 --> 00:34:19,898 They'll never smell it over the stench of Brylcreem. 580 00:34:21,469 --> 00:34:22,595 Another round. 581 00:34:22,703 --> 00:34:24,603 Wait. Are you still good with these, 582 00:34:24,705 --> 00:34:26,434 or do you prefer your beloved rye? 583 00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:29,134 Today I'm on the Roger Sterling diet. 584 00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:33,577 Easy on the vermouth, another dozen of these. 585 00:34:33,681 --> 00:34:35,581 Me, as well. 586 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:41,350 I've always thought you were a man who could keep up, Don. 587 00:34:59,073 --> 00:35:01,405 Anything else, gentlemen? 588 00:35:01,509 --> 00:35:03,374 Did you know they served cheesecake 589 00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:05,502 to the Olympic athletes in ancient Greece? 590 00:35:05,613 --> 00:35:08,980 So what's an extra lap or two around the steno pool for us? 591 00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,345 Two cheesecakes. 592 00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:13,386 And don't let me see the bottom of this glass. 593 00:35:15,022 --> 00:35:17,490 What were we talking about? 594 00:35:17,591 --> 00:35:18,922 Oh, yes, the Russians. 595 00:35:19,026 --> 00:35:21,392 Shooting those dogs into space. 596 00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:26,364 I believe we branded them cat lovers and moved on to the subject of true love. 597 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:29,436 Right. Desi and Lucy... please. 598 00:35:29,537 --> 00:35:31,232 He's divorcing her again. 599 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:34,774 Did he wake up one morning and say "Oh, yeah, I forgot, I hate you"? 600 00:35:37,244 --> 00:35:40,077 What makes a man marry the same woman twice? 601 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,978 I believe in his case, 602 00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:43,913 it was the lure of orange hair. 603 00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:48,145 I like redheads. 604 00:35:48,255 --> 00:35:52,919 Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk. 605 00:35:57,064 --> 00:35:59,225 I think I woke my ulcer up. 606 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,233 Drinking milk. 607 00:36:01,335 --> 00:36:03,565 I never liked it. 608 00:36:03,671 --> 00:36:05,161 I hate cows. 609 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:13,737 You keep matching me like this, 610 00:36:13,847 --> 00:36:16,407 you'll have an ulcer of your own, any day now. 611 00:36:18,252 --> 00:36:19,219 One more? 612 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,686 Instead of coffee? 613 00:36:21,789 --> 00:36:23,051 Sure. 614 00:36:23,157 --> 00:36:24,886 But then we should get the check. 615 00:36:44,345 --> 00:36:47,178 Hey, Birdie. I have the shirt. 616 00:36:49,216 --> 00:36:50,945 What is this? 617 00:36:51,051 --> 00:36:53,781 Bobby spilled some Concord grape juice down the front of it. 618 00:36:53,887 --> 00:36:55,081 I washed it. 619 00:36:55,189 --> 00:36:58,625 Uh, this is Ernie's shirt, not Bobby's. 620 00:36:58,726 --> 00:37:00,694 Well, what do you know? 621 00:37:00,794 --> 00:37:04,457 Oh, did you have a party you didn't invite me to? 622 00:37:04,565 --> 00:37:08,558 I'll invite you. It's going to be a dinner party. 623 00:37:08,669 --> 00:37:10,534 I'm just trying the wine, you know. 624 00:37:10,638 --> 00:37:13,038 Develop my palate. 625 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,698 Do you want some? It's a split. 626 00:37:14,808 --> 00:37:16,571 There's another glass. 627 00:37:16,677 --> 00:37:18,269 How are you? 628 00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,869 I'm good. 629 00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:24,680 Maybe I will try some. 630 00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:32,817 Betty, 631 00:37:32,926 --> 00:37:35,588 Jill Sandifer was in the market earlier today. 632 00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:37,357 What? 633 00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,364 Is it true? 634 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,933 You're my friend, Francine. 635 00:37:41,035 --> 00:37:42,434 Are you coming over here to do recon? 636 00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:44,026 I'm worried about you. 637 00:37:55,015 --> 00:37:57,074 I don't know what happened. 638 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,517 I kept thinking in the car on the way back, 639 00:38:01,622 --> 00:38:03,920 "Did that really happen?" 640 00:38:04,024 --> 00:38:05,821 And... 641 00:38:05,926 --> 00:38:07,518 then I just put it out of my mind. 642 00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:09,493 Well, what did happen? 643 00:38:09,596 --> 00:38:11,223 Whatever you heard. 644 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:16,427 I mean, I don't even want to hear it. 645 00:38:16,537 --> 00:38:18,528 I have my own version, and it's plenty. 646 00:38:18,639 --> 00:38:19,697 It's okay. 647 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:20,865 Honestly, I don't know anyone 648 00:38:20,974 --> 00:38:23,204 who wouldn't want to take a good poke at her. 649 00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:24,572 She's so selfish. 650 00:38:24,678 --> 00:38:26,145 Those long walks 651 00:38:26,246 --> 00:38:30,012 and that pathetic job at Benson's Jewelry. 652 00:38:30,117 --> 00:38:32,608 Carlton went in there to buy me some earrings. 653 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,484 I'm sure she loved that. 654 00:38:35,589 --> 00:38:37,420 When I saw the Benson's Jewelry wrapping paper, 655 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,458 I almost threw it in his face. 656 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,155 And that John Kennedy. I hate him. 657 00:38:43,263 --> 00:38:44,753 Really? 658 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,394 What will people think? 659 00:38:48,502 --> 00:38:50,732 I think they'll be glad to know you're not a marshmallow. 660 00:38:50,838 --> 00:38:53,466 Do people think I'm weak? 661 00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:56,600 No. It's just you're so sweet and perfect. 662 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,007 I'm not. 663 00:38:58,112 --> 00:38:59,909 Well, it does seem that way. 664 00:39:00,013 --> 00:39:02,208 Look, it'll all be forgotten. 665 00:39:02,316 --> 00:39:05,376 We don't have to include Helen Bishop anymore. 666 00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:07,977 Let her know whose side we're all on. 667 00:39:09,523 --> 00:39:13,118 Uh, my mother... 668 00:39:13,227 --> 00:39:14,785 always said, 669 00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,386 "You're painting a masterpiece. 670 00:39:17,498 --> 00:39:21,594 Make sure to hide the brushstrokes. " 671 00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:23,636 She was really beautiful. 672 00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:27,935 Then I think, um... 673 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:30,635 "Why am I doing all this? I'm not that vain. " 674 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,803 What does Dr. Wayne say? 675 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,505 Nothing... 676 00:39:34,615 --> 00:39:37,982 except "Tell me more about that. " 677 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:40,781 I'm still dying to try it. 678 00:39:40,888 --> 00:39:47,452 I'm pretty sure Dr. Wayne tried to look down my neckline the other day. 679 00:39:47,561 --> 00:39:49,051 He sits behind me. 680 00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:52,894 And as far as I'm concerned, as long as men look at me that way, 681 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,902 I'm earning my keep. 682 00:39:57,004 --> 00:39:59,336 Then every once in a while, 683 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,136 I think... 684 00:40:02,242 --> 00:40:04,233 No. 685 00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:07,780 This is something else. 686 00:40:07,881 --> 00:40:10,315 I don't want my husband to see this. 687 00:40:12,085 --> 00:40:15,077 I love to be looked at that way. 688 00:40:18,992 --> 00:40:20,357 You should get out of here. 689 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,224 Nap time is about to end. 690 00:40:24,598 --> 00:40:26,395 Well, I'm just glad you're okay. 691 00:40:33,073 --> 00:40:35,064 We haven't gone over the Nixon plan. 692 00:40:35,175 --> 00:40:36,642 You prepared, right? 693 00:40:36,743 --> 00:40:38,472 In what way? 694 00:40:38,579 --> 00:40:39,773 I'm sorry, gentlemen. 695 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,780 Mr. Sterling, Mr. Draper, I'm waiting for service. 696 00:40:41,882 --> 00:40:43,713 So am I. What are you talking about? 697 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:44,977 We're out of order. 698 00:40:45,085 --> 00:40:47,485 Oh, crap. 699 00:40:47,588 --> 00:40:49,647 When will they be back up? Should we wait? 700 00:40:49,756 --> 00:40:51,724 We've got our best man on it. 701 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,487 That's a comfort. 702 00:40:54,595 --> 00:40:56,529 Jesus, we're already late. 703 00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:58,120 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Sterling. 704 00:40:58,232 --> 00:41:00,757 It's certainly a believable excuse. 705 00:41:00,868 --> 00:41:02,199 We could go back to lunch. 706 00:41:02,302 --> 00:41:06,500 No. Cooper would have a seizure, if he hasn't already. 707 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,575 So? 708 00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:35,930 Ah, this is ridiculous. A building this big. 709 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,196 What if there was a fire? 710 00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:39,829 We'd be walking down. 711 00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:41,066 It would be easier. 712 00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,082 Maybe we should check the elevator. 713 00:41:55,188 --> 00:41:56,416 Maybe it's up again. 714 00:41:56,523 --> 00:41:59,390 I think we'd hear it go on in the stairwell. 715 00:41:59,493 --> 00:42:00,687 You think? 716 00:42:00,794 --> 00:42:02,625 Roger, I don't know. 717 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,027 Maybe they're late, too. 718 00:42:05,132 --> 00:42:06,895 Maybe we could get them to come down 719 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,025 and have the presentation on the eighth floor landing. 720 00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:10,034 There's plenty of seats. 721 00:42:10,137 --> 00:42:11,297 Damned elevator. 722 00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:13,532 What do you want to do? We're almost there. 723 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,937 The hell we are. 724 00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:18,478 Well, we can waste another five minutes talking about it, if you want. 725 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:20,012 Let's go. 726 00:42:22,082 --> 00:42:23,549 Get behind me with that thing. 727 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:41,929 Six to go. 728 00:42:42,035 --> 00:42:43,832 I've been counting. 729 00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:47,404 You want to rest a minute? 730 00:42:47,507 --> 00:42:50,874 No, sir. No, I don't. 731 00:42:50,978 --> 00:42:52,775 Keep moving. 732 00:42:52,879 --> 00:42:55,473 I forgot. Navy man. 733 00:43:07,661 --> 00:43:09,390 I love redheads. 734 00:43:10,764 --> 00:43:11,958 With big breasts. 735 00:43:12,065 --> 00:43:14,829 We'll find you one if we still have jobs. 736 00:43:14,935 --> 00:43:17,267 Want me to run ahead? 737 00:43:17,371 --> 00:43:19,464 Run? 738 00:43:19,573 --> 00:43:21,803 My name's on the building. 739 00:43:21,908 --> 00:43:23,466 They can wait for me. 740 00:43:26,213 --> 00:43:28,010 I got to stop talking. 741 00:43:44,798 --> 00:43:46,288 I'm fine. 742 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,368 Just lost my tie clip. 743 00:43:48,468 --> 00:43:49,696 I'll find it. Go on. 744 00:43:49,803 --> 00:43:50,792 You sure? 745 00:43:50,904 --> 00:43:53,270 I said go on. 746 00:44:04,818 --> 00:44:06,445 Found it! 747 00:44:24,104 --> 00:44:26,504 - Where the hell were you? - Elevator's out. 748 00:44:26,606 --> 00:44:28,233 - That's quite a hike. Where's Sterling? - He's coming. 749 00:44:29,743 --> 00:44:31,938 Well, here are the troops now. 750 00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,377 Lou, Michael, Charlie, uh, Don Draper. 751 00:44:34,481 --> 00:44:35,379 Hey, Don. 752 00:44:35,482 --> 00:44:37,245 Our creative muscle. 753 00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:39,250 Hopefully, a little brains, too. 754 00:44:39,352 --> 00:44:40,683 Sorry to keep you fellas waiting. 755 00:44:40,787 --> 00:44:42,277 The elevator's out. 756 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:43,788 Pete Campbell, of course. 757 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:44,982 We've spoken on the phone. 758 00:44:45,092 --> 00:44:46,389 Yeah, yeah. 759 00:44:46,493 --> 00:44:49,951 He'll continue handling things for you. 760 00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:52,793 And when I say handling, I mean he runs everything by me. 761 00:44:55,969 --> 00:45:00,770 And, of course, uh, my partner, Roger Sterling. 762 00:45:02,676 --> 00:45:04,473 We heard the elevator's down. 763 00:45:04,578 --> 00:45:07,103 Those boys over at United Fruit 764 00:45:07,214 --> 00:45:09,978 talk about you like you invented the damn banana. 765 00:45:11,718 --> 00:45:12,776 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 766 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:17,917 You all right, Roger? 767 00:45:18,024 --> 00:45:20,185 Get us some ice water. 768 00:45:20,293 --> 00:45:21,692 Oysters. 769 00:45:21,795 --> 00:45:23,786 I can see that. 770 00:45:23,897 --> 00:45:26,730 23 floors. 771 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,425 I'm just sorry I missed this lunch. 772 00:45:28,535 --> 00:45:30,662 We were with some Quakers. Had cottage cheese. 773 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:33,831 Well, let's let Roger regroup. 774 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,872 - Okay. - Yeah. 775 00:45:34,975 --> 00:45:36,602 This way. 776 00:45:36,710 --> 00:45:38,405 I'll be right in. 777 00:45:48,221 --> 00:45:49,381 You okay? 778 00:45:54,327 --> 00:45:55,954 Yeah. 779 00:45:56,062 --> 00:45:57,689 Fine. 780 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:01,828 Good.