1 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,437 Is there more? I love her. 2 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:46,607 I saw Susan Watson do it on Broadway, and she was great, 3 00:01:46,691 --> 00:01:49,694 - but she didn't have that. - Well, it's not going to be her, 4 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,446 but they want that scene "frame for frame," as they say. 5 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,741 80, something about how desperate she is for a Pepsi? 6 00:01:55,825 --> 00:02:00,037 It's for Pepsi, but it's not for Pepsi. It's called patio, 7 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,582 and it's a dieter's kind of Pepsi to help women reduce. 8 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,960 It's Pepsi's diet-right cola, 9 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:10,131 and there's claims that their lawyers went over calories, etcetera. 10 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,383 If we do it right, we land patio. 11 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,428 And if we land patio, I'll be at lunch with Pepsi. 12 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:19,557 - I think Pete Campbell just broke a sweat. - I'm coming to casting. 13 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:23,561 - We're going right to casting? - You don't have to if you don't want to. 14 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,355 I understand why you like this, but it's not for you. 15 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:30,192 - I'm the one who'd be buying patio. - You're not fat anymore. 16 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:31,902 Thank you. 17 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,905 Let's assume we can't talk them out of the name, 18 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,676 and let's assume we can get a girl who can match Ann-Margret's ability 19 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,995 - to be 25 and act 14. - Is that what she's doing? 20 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:46,167 Is it just a knockoff? Are we allowed to make fun of it, at least? 21 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:50,838 - She's fun and sexy. Don't be a prude. - Would you say that to me? 22 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:56,594 - It's sexy, and it's what they want. - Clients don't always know what's best. 23 00:02:57,595 --> 00:03:00,890 When we land them, you can start talking to them that way. 24 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:05,186 Pick it up. Bobby, back away from the stove. 25 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,401 We're out of melba toast. 26 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:16,197 Jesus, betts, have some oatmeal. That baby's gonna weigh a pound. 27 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,409 Carla must have had some, because I would have thrown the box away. 28 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,788 Are we gonna collect the whole set? 29 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,751 I thought you didn't mind her doing the legwork. 30 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:30,002 You didn't need a decorator last time. I'd like to feel like I'm paying for something. 31 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:34,423 - These are $3 apiece, you know. - And I can't reallyjudge by a picture. 32 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:36,801 I'm late. 33 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:40,846 We should really spend a day in tarrytown. It'd be so easy. 34 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:43,307 - No. - Those stores smell bad. 35 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:45,518 We are going to tarrytown. 36 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,522 And you're gonna stare at some antique chair for so long 37 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:53,776 the buttons are gonna seem interesting, and then we'll go to carvel. 38 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,655 See you tonight. 39 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:00,199 What are you doing? 40 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:03,744 I hope you received the package showing our campaign 41 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:06,997 to ease the way for the ravenswood nuclear power facility. 42 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,874 Kinsey was responsible for that. 43 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,585 Almost a year, and nary a peep of opposition. 44 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:13,254 It was very impressive. 45 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,924 I've told Paul that you're facing an onslaught of negative public opinion 46 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:21,137 in your attempt to demolish the Pennsylvania railroad station this year 47 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,472 and replace it with the new Madison square garden. 48 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:26,350 We should have Tom the damn thing down during the newspaper strike. 49 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,436 No one would have noticed. 50 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:31,856 Now, let's take a look at the landscape, as it were. 51 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:54,295 "How to kill a city. Architects' inhumanity to architects 52 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:58,466 "surpasses understanding. The new design is also ambitious, 53 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,551 "pedestrian and dull." 54 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,762 Ada Louise huxtable is as green as that folder. 55 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:06,474 People know that she's an angry woman with a big mouth. 56 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,100 Who writes for the New York times. 57 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:10,227 I don't care if she wrote for the ten commandments. 58 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:14,482 She's trying to sell papers doing what they always do. Making people miserable. 59 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,902 My great-great-grandfather, silus dikeman, would have turned his boat around 60 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:22,239 if he had known that this city would one day be filled with crybabies. 61 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,910 So what's your best weapon against lunatics? 62 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:30,331 Fifteen stories, vaulted ceilings, pink milford granite columns. 63 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:34,210 I don't think it's crazy to be attached to a beaux-arts masterpiece 64 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,462 through which Teddy Roosevelt came and went. 65 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,298 I've met the opposition. I know crazy. 66 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,761 Do you know where the greatest Roman ruins are? 67 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:48,349 They're in Greece, Spain, because the romans tore theirs all down. 68 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:51,602 They took apart the colosseum to build their outhouses. 69 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,563 This is the colosseum. Have you seen the plans? 70 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,524 In the New York times. 71 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:00,778 - Do you have a problem, buddy? - He's looking for an angle. 72 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,532 You know those snide ad men you see in the movies? 73 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,742 Right here. 74 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,996 Well, I've got a mailbox full of death threats from beatniks like him 75 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,581 who'd rather live in a teepee. 76 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:16,835 This is the greatest city in the world. If you don't like it, leave. 77 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,217 Well, we'll let you know. 78 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,889 You have no problems with an atom plant on the east river, 79 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:34,019 - but this bothers you? - It's penn station. This city has no memory. 80 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,583 Out with the old, in with the new. Who says that's a good idea? 81 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:39,608 I'm going to have to talk to Don about this. 82 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,820 Don't do that. 83 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:48,826 Look, now they'll trust me more when I help them. 84 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:52,288 Do you ever listen to yourself? 85 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:56,250 I hate you, you know that. Other than Wilma flintstone, 86 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,294 I haven't seen anyone carry so well. 87 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:01,672 It's smoke and mirrors. I've busted plenty of seams. 88 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,300 Well, it makes me optimistic. 89 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,052 Greg has made it perfectly clear that come July 1 90 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:09,597 and he's chief resident, I'd better watch out. 91 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,183 - Hello, Mrs. Draper. - Can you get Mrs. Draper a glass of water? 92 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,020 Why don't you tell me first how long I'm going to be here? 93 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,357 What's so urgent? London bridge falling down? 94 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,401 In a manner of speaking. 95 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:27,656 - I appreciate you stopping by. - Didn't you just call us into your office? 96 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:31,076 Well, yes. I thought it best if I told you in person. 97 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,453 I just heard from London. 98 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:35,080 We've been sacked by Campbell soup, Great Britain. 99 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:38,626 I don't want to have to walk down here every time we lose an account. 100 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:42,588 This is an advertising agency. I'll wear out the carpet. 101 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:52,723 It's not so much the account we lost as the account we failed to gain. 102 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:56,977 - So now bbdo has all of Campbell's soup? - Why didn't we have a meeting with them? 103 00:07:57,061 --> 00:08:00,648 Perhaps I should drag Burt Peterson in and fire him again? 104 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:05,361 - Obviously Don would've loved a shot. - How did this slip through the cracks? 105 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,613 I don't usually set meetings, I attend them. 106 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:11,825 Well, if this is where we wanted to end up, we all did everything perfectly. 107 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:15,663 You ever get three sheets to the wind and try that thing on? 108 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,207 Mrs. Pryce is here. 109 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:23,045 Nothing to fret about, as long as there's new business. Five minutes? 110 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:34,223 - It's definitely side to side. - Is that a boy or a girl? 111 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,767 I'll call my mother. 112 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,646 Look. Princess grace just swallowed a basketball. 113 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:45,275 - How are you, Roger? - It's not hard to adjust to happiness. 114 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,610 Shall we? 115 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:05,129 Good night, Mrs. Harris. 116 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,717 I'm in a foul mood. 117 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:17,307 Chateau lafite rothschild, '49. I'm very impressed that you have this. 118 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,518 Not bad at that. 119 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:26,400 - Where are you living? - We have a furnished flat in Sutton place. 120 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,194 Three bedrooms, spectacular view of the river. 121 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,656 And we're near the UN, so there's plenty of africans. 122 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:40,289 Like the Bordeaux grape, may we all get better with time. 123 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,170 This is delicious. 124 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:51,008 Rebecca was curious if you knew anything about schools. 125 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,927 In the city, I'm a little out of touch. 126 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,764 How long have you been together? 127 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,724 - Ten years. - Nine years. 128 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,019 Fifteen for us. 129 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:07,691 - Do you miss London? - God, yes. 130 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,779 But what we lost in London we gained in insects. 131 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,203 J. Walter Thompson is opening an office in Caracas. 132 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,705 I don't know if the ladies want to talk about that. 133 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,540 No, of course not. 134 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,212 The coquilles. Brilliant. 135 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,802 Look, I didn't want to be there any more than you did. 136 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:37,763 It was just the cherry on top of my sundae. 137 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,143 What? 138 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:48,106 Tell me now, and not three seconds after I've dozed off. 139 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,070 I've been trying to get my father on the phone. 140 00:10:56,532 --> 00:11:00,077 Of course I called William and, again, something's wrong. 141 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,830 Another stroke? 142 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,667 - Gloria left him. - Can you blame her? 143 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,838 Yes, I can blame her. She came into his life, 144 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,007 he suddenly takes ill and she abandons him. 145 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:18,095 Maybe she realized he's a son of a bitch. 146 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:22,099 Don, I'm worried about him. 147 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:26,520 He doesn't sound right, and I can't take a car trip now. 148 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:33,235 I think William and Judy should bring him up this weekend. 149 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:38,115 - Great, more antiques. - It's spring break. It'll be nice for the kids. 150 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:42,870 - Those girls are a nightmare. - They'll leave by Saturday at the latest. 151 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,294 Why did you even bother asking me? 152 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,882 She's really kicking. 153 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:07,436 - Mr. Sterling, your family is here. - Send them in. 154 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,816 If it isn't fall bride. 155 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,488 - Where's Brooks? - He'll be along. 156 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,992 - Would anyone like anything? Coffee or... - It's 10:30. 157 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,663 Sherry, if you have it. 158 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,752 I told Brooks to come late. I don't want him to be embarrassed. 159 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:37,799 By what? That I'm paying for everything? You just tell him that's the way it's done. 160 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,928 No, Roger, it's about Jane. 161 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:44,598 What about her? It was her idea to take you to dior. 162 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:49,311 Why haven't you returned her calls? You're hurting her feelings. 163 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,814 I know what you think. 164 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,877 You think it's so uncomfortable that I won't even bring it up. 165 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,630 Well, you're being very dramatic for a girl who didn't want a wedding at all. 166 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,948 Do you want me to say it? Do I have to say it? 167 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,449 Say what, exactly? 168 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:06,870 I've suggested to Margaret a compromise. You and June host your own table, 169 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:11,541 - and I'll be at the hargroves'. - So, you get the in-laws and I get Siberia? 170 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,380 Are you worried about an odd number? Because I'll get your mother a date. 171 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,215 - I have a date. - Who? 172 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,635 - Bruce pike. - What does that old saddlebag want? 173 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,721 I didn't want to go to her wedding, but I did. 174 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,266 - The least she can do is not come to mine. - Not come? 175 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:32,229 - That's why I suggested a compromise. - You're not even giving Jane a chance. 176 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,315 Seeing her on my wedding day is gonna ruin it. 177 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,860 She's young enough to be my sister. How does it look? 178 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,613 - Sweetheart. - Brooks! Thank god. 179 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,240 Mom. 180 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,954 - How are you, sir? - Not great, Brooks. Not great. 181 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,832 Can I get you something? 182 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,376 - No. - That's okay. I'll have yours. 183 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,462 - Roger. - We're not married anymore, you know. 184 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,799 I like the silver and the bells. 185 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:09,933 Go with the bells. November 23rd. I'll tell Jane. 186 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,358 Mr. Pryce is here to see you. 187 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:23,864 Send him in. 188 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,616 Your wife is charming. 189 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:33,707 - She lifted Rebecca's spirits inestimably. - I'm glad to hear it. They really hit it off. 190 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,671 I hate to send you into the lion's den, but I think it best you take the gentleman 191 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,716 from Madison square garden to a nice lunch today. 192 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,886 Peter and Paul rubbed him very much the wrong way. 193 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:49,890 - I told you before, Roger's the lion tamer. - Roger will join as well. 194 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,059 It will help if you tell me who these people are. 195 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,853 All I could secure was Edgar raffit, 196 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,482 vice president of Madison square garden, and he's irate. 197 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,984 What does he want? 198 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:04,821 A cyrano de bergerac to make New York fall in love with him. 199 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,492 - Today? - Do you have plans? 200 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,539 Have Campbell send over the folder. 201 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,509 They're wild Indians. 202 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,386 They've been cooped up since woodbridge. 203 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,347 I fixed some lunch. 204 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:36,394 - Cold roast chicken, or I have cold cuts. - We went to pat's steaks. 205 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,106 I got you a half. 206 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,609 - Have you all already eaten? - No, we waited. 207 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:50,158 - I even got Gloria a chicken parmesan. - Well, great. We'll mail it to her. 208 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,205 She's in boca raton. She's not coming back. 209 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:02,295 He understands completely. He's just playing it up. 210 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,550 - How was the drive, daddy? - In the Lincoln? 211 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,055 You should take your Coumadin with your sandwich. 212 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:23,650 So I said to them, "it's so crowded in here, I feel like I'm on the subway." 213 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,194 I've never seen anyone like you on the train. 214 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,239 Well, my husband won't let me. It's a figure of speech. 215 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,951 Have a seat, and I'll let Mr. Pryce know that you're here. 216 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,927 Sorry about that. I got tied up. 217 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,139 What else do you have to do today? What else do you have to do all week? 218 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,099 I barely made it here. 219 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,186 Ginger presses the buzzer, says, "your family's here." 220 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:03,273 Sounded silly. Gibson, up. That's gonna help. 221 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,195 To my knees, Don. They're bringing me to my knees. 222 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,949 - Sorry to hear that. - I made my bed, I should lie in it, right? 223 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,286 Your words, not mine. 224 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:23,543 Like it's not hard enough losing my little girl to that kid. 225 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,172 I've got her mother pouring poison in her ear. 226 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,466 There's a land grab going on. 227 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,474 I blame Mona. 228 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,062 All of a sudden, I could give two craps about that wedding. 229 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,648 - All I want to do is win. - Gentlemen. 230 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:50,904 - A pleasure to meet you. Roger sterling. - Edgar raffit. 231 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,657 - Our creative director Don draper. - Edgar 232 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,660 have a seat, please. Let's get you fixed up. 233 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,413 I only have a minute. 234 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,750 Edgar, please. Eat our sweetmeats, drink our wine. 235 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:12,175 I understand one of our copywriters took a yetta wallenda-sized misstep. 236 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,888 The girl, the tightrope Walker. 237 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:20,100 They got her off the sidewalk with a hose last week. 238 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:23,436 The point is, we completely understand your problem. 239 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,732 - All we want to know is how we can help. - You're supposed to tell me. 240 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,819 Well, I've done all I can. Don? 241 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,782 In the interest of time, you want to demolish penn station 242 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,744 - and New York hates it. - Not all of New York. A vocal minority. 243 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,288 Can they stop it? 244 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:44,332 Well, I think all the hubbub is making it unpleasant for... 245 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,835 But they can't stop it, can they? 246 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,381 Why do you people insist on making us sound like villains? 247 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:55,176 Your concern over public opinion shows a guilty conscience. 248 00:18:55,552 --> 00:19:00,140 Now what good is that serving you if what is to be done is already undennay? 249 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,599 Leave those. 250 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:06,021 Bring a couple of iceberg wedges, blue cheese, bacon. 251 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,859 So let's say I don't have a guilty conscience. 252 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:16,323 Good. And let's also say that change is neither good or bad, it simply is. 253 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,159 It can be greeted with terror orjoy. 254 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:22,454 A tantrum that says, "I want it the way it was," 255 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,249 or a dance that says, "look. It's something new." 256 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,755 - Would you draw the line at 50%? - I'm not drawing a line at all. 257 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,175 PR people understand this, but they can never execute it. 258 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,846 If you don't like what is being said, change the conversation. 259 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,649 What is that conversation? 260 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:58,740 I was in California. Everything is new, and it's clean. 261 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:03,787 The people are filled with hope. New York City is in decay. 262 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:11,127 But Madison square garden... It's the beginning of a new city on a hill. 263 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,298 - Just like that? - It's true, isn't it? 264 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,970 If I were to come to you, I don't want that kid on my account. 265 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,517 - The communist, the radical. - I will handle it personally. 266 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,940 Grandpa gene is going to watch his program now. 267 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,027 I just want to catch the end of the game. 268 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:41,866 - Move. - And the first pitch of the ball, outside. 269 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,674 - Daddy seems well. He has an appetite. - He eats constantly. 270 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:02,011 When I found out Gloria was gone, I was hoping he ate her. 271 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:06,266 - How could you not know about that? - I went by, but he lied to me. 272 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:09,227 Then, finally, when I let myself in, he went bananas. 273 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,770 He's ashamed. 274 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,064 Judy can get through to him. 275 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:16,776 He's down in the dumps, but he seems very clearheaded. 276 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:21,281 That's not true, Judy, and you know it. He's angry, and he's in and out. 277 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:30,790 There is this place, the Parker home. It's midway between us, in new brunswick. 278 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,210 And what happens there? 279 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,839 He lives there. It's got everything, plus doctors. 280 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,385 It's expensive, but I thought maybe we could sell our house. 281 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,014 You know. That would give him enough to live on. 282 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,891 That's very generous. 283 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:55,190 - Do you think he belongs in a home? - Betty, I know I don't get a vote. 284 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,568 - Neither does Don. - All you care about is the house. 285 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,197 You want to walk in there, see daddy on the bottom of the stairs, 286 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,241 and have his last words be, "take the house." 287 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,250 Fine, betts. What's the solution? 288 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,378 Those homes are for people who don't have families, William. 289 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:21,841 - He's a lonely old man and he's not well. - He's your father. 290 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:48,910 - Gene. - Thanks for the ritzy accommodations. 291 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:54,457 You're an army man, gene. Drop your socks and grab something. 292 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,891 Lights out at 8:15. I'm impressed. 293 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:16,271 I wish you would hang your coat up downstairs. It's covered with soot. 294 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,739 - How bad is he? - He's not the problem. 295 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:32,829 What am I saying? He's the whole problem. That, and William's never-ending bullshit. 296 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:37,166 - What now? - He wants to put him in an old folks' home. 297 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:41,379 Well, I understand it's not ideal, but it is the next logical step. 298 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,715 Don, he just wants the house. 299 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:48,845 He keeps nailing himself to the cross. For all I know, Judy's pushing him. 300 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,433 Cut it out! 301 00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,691 What do you want to do? 302 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,529 How can he talk that way to me in the condition I'm in? 303 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:11,868 - Do you want anything? - Just throw it on the chair and stay here. 304 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,586 Be careful. 305 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,422 I'm fine. 306 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:43,775 It's so funny how she is. My father and her fought constantly. 307 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,944 She never remembers that part. 308 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:50,740 - Family is important to her. - I care about family. 309 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,578 You know, Don had nobody at their wedding. Nobody at all. 310 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,294 Why can't we just move in with him? I'll take care of him. 311 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,923 It's bad enough to work for him. I'm a 30-year-old man. 312 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:11,886 I don't want to have somebody tell me I have the wrong tie on. 313 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:29,922 Raffit is sending over every piece of paper they have on the new garden. 314 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:33,968 He wants you to see these new drawings. Apparently they're right out of Metropolis. 315 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,721 - He talk about television? - I have a meeting on the books. 316 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,515 He talked a lot about radio. And Kinsey. 317 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,410 You're gonna have to keep a low profile on this, 318 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:45,772 - but it doesn't mean you're not working. - Mr. Pryce is here to see you. 319 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,794 I didn't realize you were in the middle of something. 320 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,780 Did you come to treat us to a little new-business lunch? 321 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:56,491 May I speak with you in private, Don? 322 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:05,708 - Can I get you anything? - No, thank you. 323 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:11,130 Bad news, I'm afraid. I just got off the phone with London. 324 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,217 There's a problem with Madison square garden. 325 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:18,221 - Did their check bounce already? - Unfortunately, there's a conflict. 326 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,432 Did you tell them it's a stadium in the middle of New York City? 327 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,477 - It's one of a kind. - They know exactly what it is, a project, 328 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,979 and they told us to turn it down. 329 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,442 - I'm confused. - It's a question of economics. 330 00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:35,238 Servicing Madison square garden will require an account man, 331 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:37,949 at least two copywriters, two artists, 332 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:41,744 an ombudsman for city hall, all against 200,000 in billings. 333 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:42,912 That's for right now. 334 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,499 Precisely. From what I understand, groundbreaking is at least two years away. 335 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,669 Madison square garden is our way into the world's fair, 336 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:51,963 the largest trade show in history. 337 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:56,259 Plus, there's the garden itself. Hotels, concerts, sports. 338 00:27:56,801 --> 00:28:01,639 - This could mean 30 years of business. - They're not interested. I'm sorry. 339 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:08,187 You told me to go out and get this account. I did. I did my job, 340 00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,581 and now you're telling me it's all for nothing 341 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:13,192 because you forgot to check with your boss first? Who's running this place? 342 00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:16,988 I know this is difficult. I take full responsibility. 343 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,241 Why the hell did you buy us in the first place? 344 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,703 I don't know. 345 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,968 Tell Mr. Campbell Madison square garden is dead. 346 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,804 - Do you have a second? - Can it wait? 347 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:50,229 Sal sent up the storyboards. 348 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:55,067 - What is this? - It's patio, the diet drink for Pepsi. 349 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:58,529 Yes. Everyone wants a drink that sounds like a floor. 350 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,781 This is Chinese. 351 00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:03,743 It's all one shot, like the beginning of bye bye birdie. 352 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:07,288 - I haven't seen it. - Well, this is an Ann-Margret type. 353 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,165 Fine. 354 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,168 You really haven't seen it? You see everything. 355 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:36,734 We have a few versions of a song, 356 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,862 and the boys are very excited about finding this girl. 357 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,197 I'm sure. 358 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,325 Don't you find her voice shrill? 359 00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:49,205 She's throwing herself at the camera. It's pure. 360 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,541 It makes your heart hurt. 361 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:57,546 No one seems to care that it speaks to men, not the people that drink diet drinks. 362 00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:01,258 What do the geniuses at patio want? 363 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:06,847 Maybe we should be talking about how this is better than coffee or dexedrine. 364 00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:09,308 It's not about making women feel fat. 365 00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:13,145 This is, "look how happy I am that I drink patio. 366 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:17,608 "I'm young and excited and desperate for a man." 367 00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:21,696 I don't mind fantasies, but shouldn't it be a female one? 368 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,572 Peggy, I know you understand how this works. 369 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,992 Men want her. Women want to be her. 370 00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,327 - Even if that's true... - It is. 371 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:32,623 I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable. 372 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,936 Well, you know, if we were making a movie or a play, 373 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,879 we'd be embarrassed to do this. It's phony. 374 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:43,759 You're not an artist, Peggy. You solve problems. 375 00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:49,265 Leave some tools in your toolbox. 376 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,440 Could you hold that? 377 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,953 - Heading home? - Yes. 378 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:18,335 Let me ask you something. You're a young girl. 379 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:19,754 Excuse me? 380 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:24,675 You're the only one around here who doesn't have that stupid look on her face. 381 00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,510 What does that mean? 382 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:31,223 What would your father have to do for you to not want him at your wedding? 383 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:36,812 - My father passed away. - There you go. You'd do anything. 384 00:32:19,814 --> 00:32:20,981 Hello. 385 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:40,417 It's so crowded in here, I feel like I'm on the subway. 386 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,047 Where's your drink? 387 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:03,858 Don. Don't worry about this. It's under control. 388 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:18,956 - Hey, where's mom? - She's upstairs. 389 00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:36,140 - I'm going out for a bucket of chicken. - What's the matter? 390 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,435 - I'm a horrible daughter. - No, you're not. 391 00:33:40,102 --> 00:33:43,689 William says these are the options. We put him in a home, 392 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:47,860 or they move in with him and Judy is his nurse. Judy. 393 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:49,862 William says? 394 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,948 He's probably right. 395 00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:55,659 - William! - Yeah, Don? 396 00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,580 Go get the chicken in a minute. 397 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,585 Can I speak to you a minute? 398 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:19,475 - Jesus. What year is this from? - I don't care. 399 00:34:21,352 --> 00:34:25,648 Look, Don, we're all upset. 400 00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:29,735 One thing I've learned from this, don't get old. 401 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:33,155 - About your father... - Man's a real jackpot. 402 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:37,159 He always said he didn't want to be a burden, yet here we are. 403 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,538 This is what's going to happen. 404 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:44,583 You're gonna explain to your sister and your wife 405 00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:47,294 that we have reached an understanding. 406 00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:51,090 You are going to support your father financially, 407 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:56,637 and I am going to take him into my house. His house will remain untouched. 408 00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:01,100 I appreciate the advice, Don. I'll take it under consideration. 409 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,286 You're gonna go out there and you're gonna tell your sister 410 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,396 that this is what you want. 411 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,190 We'll pretend that you did the right thing on your own. 412 00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,859 - He's my father! - And he's in my home. 413 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,090 I want you to leave tonight, and I want you to leave the Lincoln. 414 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:18,742 - I can't have him here without a car. - Are you kidding me? 415 00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:22,997 How are we supposed to get home? 416 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:27,876 New York central. Broadway limited from penn station. 417 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,879 It leaves in two hours. 418 00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:35,467 You want him? You got him. 419 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,899 - Dad, we have to talk. - I could eat. 420 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:36,028 No. Daddy, William has something to say. 421 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:43,160 All of us, we've been trying to figure out a way we can help you live better. 422 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:46,330 I'd be doing all right if people left me alone. 423 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:47,998 Daddy, 424 00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:52,795 - Don and I want you to live here with us. - Elizabeth. 425 00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:56,131 Honey, I'm not that blue. 426 00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:59,676 Just for a while. I think you need a little vacation. 427 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,017 So the animals are running the zoo? 428 00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:10,813 We're not selling the house, and you're gonna have your car. 429 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,526 The plans, the plans, the plans you make. 430 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:25,285 You know you want to get out of town. You'll be with the kids. 431 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:29,706 Betty is a better cook. You always say that. 432 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:40,426 - Well, I should've been the first to go. - Daddy, don't talk like that. 433 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,766 We should go pack. Girls, start getting your things together. 434 00:37:57,568 --> 00:38:00,362 It's nice, right? It's called a stinger. 435 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:04,199 - I don't know what's in it. - It's delicious. 436 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,958 I'm graduating from Brooklyn college next month. 437 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,252 - What are you studying? - What? 438 00:38:15,544 --> 00:38:18,672 - What are you studying? - Do you want one? 439 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:23,093 - I'm afraid you're gonna bite my hand. - I'm sorry. 440 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:28,932 I just need to eat. My mom says I'm still growing. 441 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:34,229 I gotta work on my manners. 442 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:38,942 I started pre-law, but switched to engineering. More jobs. 443 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:42,112 Really? Those are so different. 444 00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:45,425 You've gotta figure, if we're all gonna be replaced by machines, 445 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:47,493 might as well be a guy that makes them, right? 446 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,995 Or you could just become a robot. 447 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:55,334 - Are you in school? - I work at an ad agency, Manhattan. 448 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:59,463 Wow. I don't know how you girls do all that typing. 449 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:06,303 - And I work for a jerk. - We're hitting the road. You got cab fare? 450 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:09,848 What are you talking about? I live around the corner. 451 00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:11,808 That's right. He does. 452 00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:27,074 You're funny. 453 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,642 Do you have... you know. 454 00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:57,896 - What? - A trojan? 455 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:19,167 I can't. 456 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:22,671 I can't. 457 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:36,226 Jeez. It's getting pretty late. 458 00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:40,355 Well, 459 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,568 there are other things we could do. 460 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:15,557 Did you hear that? 461 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:27,778 Gene. 462 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,240 The heat is on. We got to get rid of this stuff. 463 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:40,499 You got anything else around, go flush it. 464 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,839 - You're leaving? - I have to work tomorrow. 465 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:33,552 - You want to get breakfast? - It's the middle of the night. 466 00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:38,140 - Where do you work again? - Madison Avenue. 467 00:42:38,849 --> 00:42:40,016 Right. 468 00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:45,480 Well, you know, I hang out at that place a lot. 469 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,486 Okay. 470 00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:04,332 It's the bottom one. 471 00:43:06,710 --> 00:43:07,919 Thanks. 472 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:12,215 This was fun. 473 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:24,561 Parents, friends, and family, I'd like to welcome you all to field day. 474 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,608 I hope you can appreciate how hard the children have prepared 475 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,902 in all kinds of weather. 476 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:34,738 Scott? 477 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:42,204 "The tradition of the maypole dates back over 500 years, 478 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,248 "and is celebrated all over the world. 479 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:51,463 "We erected our maypole for ossining's sesquicentennial. 480 00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:55,801 "We dance around the pole in a timeless celebration 481 00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:58,553 "of the renewal of springtime." 482 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:07,938 Okay, ribbons up. 483 00:45:20,010 --> 00:45:24,264 - Daddy! Did you see me dance? - I did. You were great. 484 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:28,935 Hey. Hey, drapers. 485 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,274 Cindy's dad wants to take our picture. 486 00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:36,651 Say, "cheese!" 487 00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:38,320 - Cheese! - Cheese! 488 00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:59,382 - How was your morning, Mr. Draper? - Fine. 489 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:08,266 - Do you want to talk about pampers? - What do you got?