1 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:42,793 And after that, I played the nurse in Romeo and Juliet. 2 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:49,300 And after that I played dorine the maid in tartuffe by moliere. 3 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,013 And I guess that's it. 4 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,097 Thank you, Hillary. 5 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:57,642 I'd love it if you could do the twist one more time. 6 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:08,694 Thank you, Hillary. We'll let you know. 7 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:16,827 Harry, you are not in this process. You're a spectator. Don't forget it. 8 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:20,998 Bacardi's coming in on Tuesday to see if daiquiri beach has legs. 9 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,709 Don wants copy Monday morning and art Monday night. 10 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:28,214 - We should probably have the whole team. - This weekend? No. 11 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,258 I'm sorry, but we just heard about it. 12 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:33,970 - Bullshit. - I have plans. I really do. 13 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:38,766 Well, I would love to work all weekend, but I'm just a spectator. 14 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,077 Whose crack did it fall through? 15 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,520 Because you are going to spend the weekend being our slave. 16 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,273 - No finger-pointing. - The bad news is 17 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:48,943 they need five more vacation situations for bacardi rum. 18 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,445 The good news is we're going to be out of your hair. 19 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,864 Jane and Roger sterling's garden party on the island. 20 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,951 - Derby day. - You're going back in time? 21 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,494 Are any of you wearing seersucker? 22 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,264 I don't want to look like a barbershop quartet. 23 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,498 - You're all going? - I really wish iwasn't. 24 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,334 Well, then don't. Give me your glasses. I'll go as you. 25 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,044 Sorry about that. 26 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,631 - Good luck, gentles. - Sorry. 27 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,469 You know, we all started at the same time. 28 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:18,848 - I've been here six years longer than you. - They hate creative. 29 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,280 My goodness. I didn't expect to see you here. 30 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,325 - For a little while longer. - Lovely to see you, Jane, 31 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,201 I mean Mrs. Sterling. 32 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:46,792 I'll catch up with you, girls. 33 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:51,130 I just stopped by. Roger had my rings resized. 34 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,342 I keep losing weight. Where are you living now? 35 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:58,179 Same old place, but we're looking. We're thinking about Riverdale. 36 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,639 It's near Columbia pres and Greg wants a yard. 37 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:04,352 I don't know. I get a nosebleed anywhere above 86th street. 38 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,607 - God, it's so great to see you. - Likewise. 39 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,694 Joan, I have a tiny favor to ask you. 40 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,505 They're doing construction in front of the building 41 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,656 and my driver's gonna be circling, 42 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:22,244 so if you could have one of the girls run down at 1:15 and flag him down. 43 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:26,415 Hello, ginger. 44 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:38,427 Olive, from now on, there's no need to include Mr. Crane in casting. 45 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:41,347 Of course. And I brought you tea and coffee. 46 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,432 I'll just have whichever one you don't want. 47 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:47,728 I... coffee. That's what I usually drink. That's what I've been drinking, right? 48 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:49,897 Well, Lola said you don't like a second cup of coffee 49 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,899 because it makes you edgy. 50 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,985 I want you to forget everything Lola told you. 51 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,787 I left for an hour to go get the nylons for tomorrow, 52 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,540 and look what happened. 53 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:10,584 Carla said he thought he was on kp duty. 54 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:14,463 - We don't have to go, you know. - I said we would. 55 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,383 It's Roger and Jane. 56 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:21,178 I want to go. I bought a dress. 57 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:31,021 "The warmth of the climate disposed the natives 58 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:35,401 "to the most intemperate enjoyment of tranquility and opulence, 59 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:40,072 "and the lively..." 60 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:41,699 Licentiousness. 61 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,286 Go ahead. 62 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:53,127 "Of the Greeks was blended with the hereditary softness of the Syrians. 63 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:58,174 "Fashion was the only law, pleasure was the only pursuit 64 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:01,302 "and the splendor of dress and furniture 65 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:04,722 "was the only distinction of the citizens of antioch." 66 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,100 - Gene. - Hello, Don. 67 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:12,062 - How's Babylon? - Bedtime. 68 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,774 It's all right. Go wash your teeth. 69 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:22,740 You just wait. All hell's gonna break loose. 70 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,577 Good night, grandpa gene. 71 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,512 - Like that. - Paul Kinsey with a two-stroke lead. 72 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:47,890 - What is your secret? - I use Harry crane's paddle 73 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,184 and I pretend that's his fat head. 74 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,230 What kind of fruit do you put in this? 75 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:58,442 - It's rum and coke. I don't know. - A cherry? All we have is olives. 76 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:01,111 New drinks, new copy or both? 77 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:04,949 Bikinis that match the drinks and new copy. Something cute. 78 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:10,371 "It's bacardi-licious." 79 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,374 "It's bacardi-iightful." 80 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:17,253 We're supposed to sit here and pretend like we're on vacation? 81 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:22,633 - They're probably drinking mintjuleps. - Booze puts me to sleep. 82 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,220 I will take grass any hour of the day. It helps me think. 83 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,223 When I was at Princeton, I wrote my senior thesis 84 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,975 on the passions of the stoics. 85 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,435 Mary Jane was my muse. 86 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,230 Paul helps me sleep. 87 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:40,901 Peggy, go get a blender. Maybe we can turn this into a frappé. 88 00:06:40,985 --> 00:06:42,987 - You get it. - I'm eating. 89 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,962 Olive? 90 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:06,302 - What are you doing here? - Well, if you're working, I'm working. 91 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:10,639 - It's okay for you to go home. - I already canceled my plans. 92 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,701 Phil and I were going to drive up to the cloisters. 93 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:16,103 And Steven, my son, he's at Boston college. 94 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,956 He was thinking of coming down with his girlfriend, 95 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:21,692 but I'm not sure that's working out. He's picky. 96 00:07:23,736 --> 00:07:28,657 Anyway, so Phil's taking a trip to the dump, and here I am, no worse for wear. 97 00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,125 Don't I seem as important as cosgrove? 98 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:41,587 I mean, Campbell makes sense, to the manner born. 99 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,049 - So you like to get high? - Whenever I can. 100 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,844 My cousin used to know someone, but he got married. 101 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,596 Who's your friend? 102 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:55,142 A guy like you? There must be somebody you can call. 103 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:59,063 Yeah. No. Of course. 104 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,318 Sally, get up here. 105 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:13,035 I just walked backwards all the way from the living room. 106 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,286 Zip. 107 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,957 You look pretty. 108 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,460 I look like an open umbrella. 109 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,171 Grandpa says you're going to a soirée. 110 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,881 Don't bother him. 111 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,842 Go watch TV. 112 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,768 - Grandpa? - I'm indisposed. 113 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,217 What are you doing? You're going to break it. 114 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,928 - Who told you that? - I've done it. 115 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:17,266 If it happens, I'll go get my little screwdriver and put on a new one. 116 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,979 Jesus, I stink. 117 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:25,733 I can finish up out here. You take a nice, long bath. 118 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,448 No. No, no, no. Ettinger goes at the head of the table. 119 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:35,075 He's the chief of surgery. It's where he always sits. 120 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:38,370 Not in your home, Greg. Host at the head, hostess at the foot 121 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:40,014 or whichever is nearest to the kitchen, 122 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,249 - and then it's boy, girl, boy, girl. - Who says? 123 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,376 Emily post. Everyone. 124 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,796 Ronald ettinger does not read Emily post. He's going to expect to sit there, 125 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,091 and he's going to expect me and Rick stolich to be his footstools. 126 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,444 Well, I won't have their wives think 127 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:54,070 you have a wife who doesn't know how to set a table. 128 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,934 Joanie, I don't want to have a fight right now. 129 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,681 Then stop talking. 130 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,108 A buffet would be slightly more casual and people could sit where they will. 131 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:12,654 And we could put the chafing dish that they gave us right in the middle. 132 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,490 Perfect. 133 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,286 Hey. 134 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,344 Urged by Republicans to appoint a special prosecutor 135 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,597 to investigate the scandal-ridden state liquor authority. 136 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,908 The governor has expressed confidence... 137 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,892 Carla. 138 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,227 Carla? 139 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:45,646 Is she here? 140 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,232 Look at you. 141 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:52,694 I know I look good for my condition, but I'm still in my condition. 142 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,739 - Did they leave yet? - No, I think they're in the living room. 143 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,533 Well, I've been robbed. 144 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,827 I had it right here and now I don't. 145 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,621 Daddy, what are you talking about? 146 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,666 I had $35. Now I have $30. 147 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:08,001 - Are you sure? - Mr. Hofstadt, 148 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,921 why don't you go sit down and we'll all look for it? 149 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,565 You'll look for it, will you? 150 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,967 Daddy, you know how forgetful you are. 151 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,344 I'm missing $5. 152 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,597 I'll give you $5. 153 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,268 Don, will you give him something? 154 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,189 - Here, gene. Here you go. - No, I don't want your money. 155 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:33,443 You people, you think money is the answer to every problem. 156 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,154 No, just this particular problem. 157 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,073 Daddy, I'm sorry. I don't know what you want. 158 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,616 I want my $5! 159 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,747 Well, I think I am finally ready to go. 160 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,798 Come on, let's go out in the yard. 161 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,931 I forgot how many tourists there are in midtown. 162 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,683 They're like vermin. 163 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,810 Jeffrey, this is my colleague smitty. 164 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:10,147 - How you doing, Jeff? - Not bad. Not bad at all. 165 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,817 - So what do you have for us? - What do you want? 166 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,112 I've got dexies, benzedrine strips, boo. 167 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,448 Probably get you junk if you really wanted it. 168 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,743 - How do you know each other? - Jeffrey's an old friend. 169 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:26,371 You're looking at the two great cocksmen of Princeton '55. 170 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:30,876 The times you must have had. Can we buy some dope? 171 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,590 I'll give you all four for $10, plus delivery. 172 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:42,012 I'm just kidding, but I should. I mean, you never call me. 173 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,015 When's the last time I saw you? 174 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,437 - Give me your sweater. - It's mohair. 175 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:04,952 - May I? - Relax. Sit down. 176 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,874 You ever look out this window? 177 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,982 It's beautiful. 178 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,491 Nice to see you both. Isn't this something? 179 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,201 Betty, you remember Trudy. 180 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,412 Harry crane. My wife, Jennifer. 181 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,164 Ken cosgrove. We've met. 182 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:54,626 - Nice to see you all again. - When are you due? 183 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,962 Any minute. Can't you tell? 184 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,048 That last month was the worst, 185 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,968 - but of course this is your second. - Third. 186 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,180 - How old is yours? - Eight months. Beatrice grace. 187 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,185 Should we take a tour? 188 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,606 - I grew up in a club just like this. - Me, too. 189 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:27,200 That portly fellow in the Glen plaid, second at dupont. 190 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,453 The one next to him, pan am. 191 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,293 Don't hand out your card. 192 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,515 - Now you're getting ridiculous. - Maybe it fell out of your pocket. 193 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,685 - It didn't. - Well, I didn't take it. 194 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,438 - I didn't say you did. - Not yet. 195 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,066 Will you stop it, viola? 196 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,651 My name's not viola. It's Carla. 197 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,321 Do you know viola? 198 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,282 We don't all know each other, Mr. Hofstadt. 199 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,789 Done looking already? 200 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,666 Really? 201 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,785 - Are they still here? - Yes, they're in Mr. Kinsey's office. 202 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,122 I know what they're doing. You don't want to go in there. 203 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,041 - What are they doing? - All I'm saying is, 204 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,920 they obviously don't want to work, so you should just go home. 205 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:13,390 I love the commercials where the dog runs right up to the bowl of food. 206 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,101 How do you make him do that? 207 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,604 - You starve him? - So you two got a lot of girls? 208 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,816 Shit. 209 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,901 Is that that old lady again? 210 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,572 - Let me in. - Go away. 211 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,407 It stinks out here. 212 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,577 Come in quick. 213 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,622 What are you doing? 214 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,751 I know what you're doing. Who are you? 215 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,046 Jeffrey graves, Princeton, '55. 216 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,507 Look, I need it for inspiration. 217 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,511 It's Saturday, for god's sake. 218 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,680 You can go home. We'll do the work. 219 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,600 Are you kidding? We'll end up with nothing. 220 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,188 I've got some ideas we can kick around, 221 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,733 but you're gonna have to tell me your name, sweetheart. 222 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,863 I'm Peggy Olson, and I want to smoke some marijuana. 223 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,199 You won't like it. 224 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,284 How do you know what I'll like? 225 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,761 You never ask me how I feel about anything 226 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,621 except brassieres and body odor and makeup. 227 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,712 I'd like to know how you feel about a lot of things. 228 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,298 - Jesus. Give it a rest. - Come on. 229 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,811 Just like a strong cigarette. 230 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,108 Can you believe this? 231 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:04,292 The sun shines bright 232 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:07,420 on the old Kentucky home 233 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,964 'tis summer 234 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,801 and the darkies are gay 235 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,805 the corn top's ripe 236 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,475 and the Meadow's in the bloom 237 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:25,563 while the birds make music all the day 238 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:32,737 the young folks roll on the little cabin floor 239 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,448 all merry, all happy... 240 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,325 Can we go? 241 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,997 What about the horse race? What about supper? 242 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,417 Don't disappear. I want to dance. 243 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,628 And my old Kentucky home 244 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,548 good night 245 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,985 I did this at home for her with a little shoe Polish. 246 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,385 She thought it was a scream. 247 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,721 I love it. 248 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,474 Weep no more 249 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,185 my lady 250 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:10,734 oh, weep no more today 251 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,991 Can I get an old-fashioned? 252 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,869 We're on the same mission. 253 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,289 This bar looks like it was set up by a blind man, 254 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,249 and there's no bourbon. 255 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,175 There's a hole at the end here. 256 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,260 I don't have a lot of time. 257 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,686 - Rye okay with you? - You look like you know what you're doing. 258 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:49,105 I'm Connie, by the way. 259 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,440 Don. 260 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,028 Service always this good around here? 261 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,531 - You're not a member either? - No, no. 262 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:03,161 Nice piece of property, though. 263 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,121 Who are you hiding from? 264 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,959 I am at work disguised as a party. 265 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,213 I'm at work disguised as a wedding. 266 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,592 I hate other people's weddings. 267 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,429 - Why's that? - Make me nervous, 268 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:24,766 all those expectations. 269 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,935 And these poor kids in here, 270 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,439 that is a match made in the boardroom. 271 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,403 When I was a boy, 272 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:40,907 there was a mansion on the river I used to paddle by in myjohnboat. 273 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:47,914 Twinkling lights, violins, girls giggling about something. 274 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,425 It's different inside. 275 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,975 - Where you from? - San Antonio, new Mexico, 276 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:12,272 before it was a state. Don't ask me that. Old. 277 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,066 You look fit. 278 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,527 You ever see 279 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,947 a midsummer dream with Mickey Rooney? 280 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,991 A midsummer night's dream? 281 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,034 By golly, you're prickly. 282 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:30,331 I'm republican, like everyone else in there, 283 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:34,794 but somehow, no matter how expensive my cufflinks, 284 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,922 I feel like I've got the head of a jackass. 285 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,971 Where I grew up, there was a roadhouse. 286 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:49,142 It boasted live music. That meant a drum, a bass 287 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,728 and a player piano with nobody at it. 288 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,855 I parked cars. 289 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,649 Fancy people would go there. 290 00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:02,739 They'd get loud, they'd get drunk, but they wouldn't let me use the toilet. 291 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:08,578 So when nature called, I'd open up a trunk and relieve myself. 292 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:13,708 - You didn't. - I was 15. 293 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:18,296 There's probably some kid out there doing it to us right now. 294 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,131 Where you come from? 295 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:24,385 Pennsylvania by way of Illinois. 296 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,973 We lost our farm, ended up in coal country. 297 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,601 And here you are. 298 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,397 A pleasure to meet you, Don. 299 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,816 Hell of a cocktail. 300 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,840 Rum. Have some. 301 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,134 Some rum? 302 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,429 If you were feeling it, you'd be hungry. 303 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,641 I am hungry, but it's not worth moving. 304 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:15,853 She is a riot. Makes me wish I had a job. 305 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,815 Bacardi eisenhower. 306 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,905 What are you laughing about? 307 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:30,535 You do have a job, Jeffrey. You're a drug pusher. 308 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:36,165 What is that, an English accent? 309 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,627 It's a little different than freshman year. 310 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:42,672 Kinsey was a real Jersey. 311 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,884 I guess that's why they have scholarships. 312 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,724 Get out. 313 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:02,692 You're arrogant. And you know what else? You can't sing. 314 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,486 Take it back. 315 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,781 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here not to fight. 316 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,658 Take it back, graves. 317 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:16,581 Fine. I guess they kicked you out of the tigertones because you were too tall. 318 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:18,916 Graves... 319 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,669 We're done here. 320 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,548 And by the way, I left the 'tones because I had mono. 321 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:31,763 Fine. Why don't you sing a little and let them be the judge? 322 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,901 I am so high. 323 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,869 I wish you were waiting for me. 324 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,336 So who are you waiting for? 325 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:47,839 A friend. 326 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:54,595 What is that like? 327 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,142 I don't know. 328 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,436 I don't think about it. 329 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:05,440 Right now, it's uncomfortable, mostly. 330 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:08,401 But it moves around in there. 331 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,987 It does. 332 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:19,787 I'm going to blame this on martinis, but... May I? 333 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,519 She's not moving now. 334 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,775 Who are you waiting for? 335 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,109 My date. 336 00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:54,280 You can't show up to these things stag, 337 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,491 but then you run into people. 338 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:07,627 I apologize. There was a line for the mirror and I feel like I'm melting. 339 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,879 No trouble at all. 340 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:16,093 I hope they start playing some real music. I'm in the mood to dance, aren't you? 341 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,972 Martinis. 342 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,934 Please, don't stand on ceremony. Dig in. 343 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:30,566 I'll cut the cheese. 344 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:35,071 What are you laughing about? 345 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,989 Everything is some private joke with them. 346 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:39,158 What were you giggling about the other day? 347 00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:42,036 - A code pink. - What's that? 348 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,871 They put a call over the pa 349 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:47,917 whenever there's an attractive unconscious female. 350 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,253 I've never heard of that. 351 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,505 - Me either. - Sounds like where I work. 352 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:57,593 - I'm gonna check the roast. - You need a hand? 353 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,929 - I don't think so. - Nonsense. 354 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,640 - Allow me. - Thank you. 355 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:04,767 Thanks. 356 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:09,438 You really have a lovely place. 357 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:13,609 I'm glad you like it. I did most of it myself. 358 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,778 You must do well. 359 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,906 It's not easy. Not that I'm complaining. 360 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,700 You think they make no money now? 361 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:23,786 You should've seen back when Ronald and I were first married. 362 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,456 I taught kindergarten and made three times what Ron did. 363 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,709 We lived in a pit. 364 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,545 But one day you'll look back on this time and smile. 365 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,171 Just don't get pregnant. 366 00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:35,798 Excuse me? 367 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:39,552 The last thing you want right now is a child. 368 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:43,598 I told her the same thing, but she doesn't listen. She's a nurse. 369 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:45,641 You do what you want. 370 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,145 If Greg becomes chief resident, then things will get easier. 371 00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:52,356 The fact that Greg can get a woman like you 372 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,152 makes me feel good about his future, no matter what happens. 373 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,495 Bobby, Sally, suppertime! 374 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,836 You have to eat something. 375 00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:16,756 You don't tell me what to do. 376 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:20,843 You either eat or you don't eat, but there'll be no more of that. 377 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,891 I told you I'm not hungry. 378 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:30,728 - I want my money. - You don't even know that you lost it. 379 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:34,190 Maybe you should lie down. Sally! 380 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,719 Grandpa, is this it? 381 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,348 Grandpa, is this your money? 382 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:11,352 I don't know. Let me see it. 383 00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:48,305 Yeah, that's it, all right. 384 00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:57,273 Well, that's a relief. Sally, your food's getting cold. 385 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,793 Excuse me. 386 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,923 Why, thank you. 387 00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:28,846 He's pretending like we didn't have a fight on the way over. 388 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,723 He seems amenable right now. 389 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,058 I warned him that with this set 390 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:34,518 there was a good chance one of my old beaus might appear. 391 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:37,438 - And yet they didn't. - Which is a relief. 392 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:43,861 I don't want to. All I have to talk about is work, which is verboten. 393 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,530 Well, that's nonsense. You're very charming. 394 00:31:46,614 --> 00:31:48,741 Come on. I'll talk. 395 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,660 They want to know we're having a good time. 396 00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,839 Well, we're really having a good time. 397 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,594 Haven't seen you two on the dance floor. 398 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:11,680 I don't move that well right now. 399 00:32:12,348 --> 00:32:14,225 Don loves to dance, 400 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:18,145 but I think I'm disappointing him because I don't feel like it. 401 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,440 Your asses are going to wear out those chairs. 402 00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:22,691 Roger. 403 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:27,655 Don, Betty, this is Henry Francis and... 404 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:28,823 Sherry ardmore. 405 00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:31,408 Henry works in the governor's office. 406 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:33,869 Don draper. This is my wife, Betty. 407 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,088 Hank, tell them where you were this afternoon. 408 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,185 - Roger... - They're gonna read about it in the paper. 409 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:43,587 He just came from pocantico. Rockefeller married happy. 410 00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:47,133 She just got divorced a month ago. She has four children. 411 00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:49,301 You see? That's the first reaction. 412 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:53,097 Divorce is political hari-kari. 413 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,974 Now we'll be stuck with goldwater. 414 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:57,434 The primaries are still a long way off. 415 00:32:57,518 --> 00:33:00,896 - Why did rocky marry her? - They're in love. 416 00:33:07,862 --> 00:33:08,904 We're going to dance. 417 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,991 Betty, Don, are you sure you're not up for it? 418 00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:35,241 I have got to bring a date next time. 419 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:55,344 "This is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends 420 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:59,556 "this is the way the world ends not with a bang but a whimper" 421 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:06,063 we got it. You're educated and you sang in the tiger... 422 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,691 - What are they called? - Tigertones. 423 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,155 I went to the university of Michigan. 424 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:18,951 I went to miss deaver's secretarial school. 425 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,203 Can you believe her? 426 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:24,456 I keep thinking about rum, and I keep thinking about Cuba, 427 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:27,376 and I keep thinking about how we're all going to die. 428 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:31,380 - We almost died. - But we didn't. 429 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,258 How about something about life? 430 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,678 Let's go on the roof. 431 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,222 And do what? 432 00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:45,144 Think about daiquiri beach. We need five more situations for rum. 433 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:52,484 On the roof is a good idea, actually. A hammock right between the clotheslines. 434 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:55,696 And you still say daiquiri beach. 435 00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:57,823 Are you working? 436 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,868 I think so. 437 00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:10,210 You both can leave. 438 00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:15,632 I'm in a very good place right now. 439 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:39,114 You left your purse in your office, unafiended. 440 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:42,910 - Someone could have stolen it. - No one's here. 441 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:48,123 You think I don't know what you've been doing in there? 442 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:52,544 - I don't know what to say. - I've got nothing to hide. 443 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:58,258 Well, you're free to do whatever you want, but you're not thinking about your future. 444 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,595 The thing is, 445 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,139 I have a job. 446 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:08,685 I have my own office with my name on the door, 447 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,648 and I have a secretary. That's you. 448 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,737 And I am not scared of any of this. 449 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,328 But you're scared. 450 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:31,708 Oh, my god. You're scared. 451 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,881 Don't worry about me. 452 00:37:39,133 --> 00:37:43,846 I am going to get to do everything you want for me. 453 00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:47,099 I'm going to be fine, olive. 454 00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:51,728 I really am. 455 00:37:57,526 --> 00:38:01,905 Your expense report is ready for your review. It's on your desk. 456 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:14,626 I need you to get the dictaphone set up, 457 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:17,838 and I need a glass of water, and then you can go. 458 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,885 That's very pretty. 459 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,054 Thank you. 460 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,773 - When are you due? - Early September. 461 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:38,692 You and the first lady. 462 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,153 Well, I think she looks a lot better. 463 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,488 You could dress like that. 464 00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:44,716 Go to lord & Taylor and ask for my friend bunny appelle. 465 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:48,577 - She'll take care of you. - You really know everything, Joan. 466 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:53,790 Honey, would you talk to your husband? 467 00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:56,251 I don't know what I'm going to do next year. 468 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,421 He is going to be a tough act to follow. 469 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:02,633 Those people in Texas will be crawling all over you. 470 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:05,802 If I ever need a pneumonectomy, that's the man. 471 00:39:05,886 --> 00:39:09,598 You heard me say it. Great hands. 472 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:14,853 Look, Greg, it's a complicated operation. 473 00:39:14,937 --> 00:39:16,939 Christ, that's not what I meant. 474 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,233 - It happens. - What happened? 475 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:23,904 I don't like to worry joanie about those kinds of things. 476 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:27,783 Come on. Everyone gets a bad result every once in a while. 477 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,248 You know what? Enough shop talk. This is not civilian conversation. 478 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,502 Do you want to play charades? 479 00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:41,255 - Come on. You're terrible. - No, I'm not. 480 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:47,511 Well, joanie has many, many talents. You should play for them. 481 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:49,930 - No. - Come on. I'll go get it. 482 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:56,061 - You're all gonna love this. - What do you play? 483 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,021 I am out of practice. 484 00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:01,275 - Come on, joanie. - Wonderful! 485 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:04,903 Come on, just sing a little something. 486 00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:10,325 It'll be just like the olden days. 487 00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,411 We used to sit in the parlor after supper. 488 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:15,455 My mother would play the piano while we read. 489 00:41:21,313 --> 00:41:24,650 Just let me have another bite and then we can go. 490 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:35,535 I guess we're the last ones to eat. That's what my mother always said. 491 00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:37,537 Family holds back. 492 00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:44,062 You shouldn't be filling your plate. You're the hostess. 493 00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:46,838 - I'll get you some food. - Come on. Come on. 494 00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:50,008 - You should sit down. - Okay. 495 00:41:50,092 --> 00:41:53,887 Oh, my god! You're pregnant. 496 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:56,014 - You're so beautiful. - Thank you. 497 00:41:56,098 --> 00:41:58,266 Don't you just love looking at her? 498 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,268 Aren't they a beautiful couple? 499 00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:04,564 I knew you two would get back together. 500 00:42:05,649 --> 00:42:09,027 I never had any doubt, no matter what the problem was. 501 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:12,864 I'll take care of her. 502 00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:20,747 You don't like me. 503 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,084 I'm a nice person. 504 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,546 What's going on here? 505 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,177 I should've eaten something. 506 00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:41,393 Will someone please get her a glass of milk? 507 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:44,146 Don, can I talk to you for a second? 508 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,361 What the hell was that? 509 00:42:51,445 --> 00:42:53,113 Your wife's drunk. 510 00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,662 I don't know what I did to get under your skin. 511 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:02,372 Roger, it's late. 512 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,252 You know, my mother was right. 513 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:12,674 It's a mistake to be conspicuously happy. Some people don't like it. 514 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:16,970 No one thinks you're happy. They think you're foolish. 515 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:25,520 You know, that's the great thing about a place like this, 516 00:43:25,979 --> 00:43:30,192 you can come here and be happy, and you get to choose your guests. 517 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,423 Good night, grandpa. 518 00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:56,092 Get in here. 519 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,893 Sit down. 520 00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:26,540 Where were we? 521 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:46,560 "The rustic manners of a prince who disdained such glory 522 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:50,522 "and was insensible of such happiness 523 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:54,192 "soon disgusted the delicacy of his subjects, 524 00:44:55,318 --> 00:45:00,532 "and the effeminate orientals could neither imitate nor admire 525 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:04,619 "the severe simplicity which Julian always maintained 526 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:06,705 "and sometimes affected."