1 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,717 I don't care if it's windy or rainy, 2 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:54,222 there's no reason for a shake roof to fail if it's laid right. 3 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:56,224 Except that one. 4 00:00:56,682 --> 00:01:00,144 No flashing around the chimney. That's gonna cost them. 5 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,442 Go around! 6 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:17,411 Now, I'm gonna push it up to 25 miles an hour. 7 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:22,083 That's what we're allowed to do here. You've got to really pay attention. 8 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:36,764 Fifteen minutes of news and nothing about the holy father. 9 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,641 He's still dead, ma. 10 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,060 - The shower cap hold up? - Yes. 11 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,438 Piece ofjunk. 12 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:48,526 If you want, I'll have Gerry come over and fix your shower. 13 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,822 It was fixed, but I think Ronnie the super sneaks in and breaks it. 14 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,384 For all I know he's going through my things right now. 15 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:58,077 You don't like getting a little bit of attention? 16 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,830 Anita, this man does not look the way you want him to. 17 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:04,792 I'd offer you a room, but since mom moved in, I don't have it. 18 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,337 I want to move to Manhattan. 19 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,424 Really? It's so far away. 20 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:16,721 It is far, and I commute almost two hours total every day, five days a week. 21 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:22,059 - That's an extra week of work each month. - My goodness. I never thought of that. 22 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,645 Pegs, the rents there, they're outrageous. 23 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:28,149 I know, but I'm already spending a fortune between subway fare, 24 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,859 cab fare on late nights, 25 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:34,697 pantyhose... if I can't find a newspaper, the cane on the seats destroys them. 26 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:38,034 And it'll be easy with that savings and a roommate. 27 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:41,162 Jeez Louise, you've really been thinking about this. 28 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,622 Ma, it's not good for it! 29 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:50,087 Why don't you move in here and we send her to Manhattan? 30 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:54,467 You gonna be one of those girls? 31 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,220 I am one of those girls. 32 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,101 Well, ho-ho, I observed your wishes for secrecy, but now is the time. 33 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,688 Gentlemen. 34 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:14,570 Imagine the perfect mixture of athletics, spectacle and speed. 35 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:17,782 Jai alai. 36 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,577 Jai alai is like handball, only you fling the ball 37 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,372 and catch the ball with this basket thing. 38 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:27,541 It's more complicated than that. And dangerous. 39 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:32,129 I'll leave the loose-leaf, but it shows the wayjai alai attendance is growing. 40 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:35,091 In seven years, it'll eclipse baseball. 41 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,885 Go ahead, you can laugh, 42 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:41,347 but it's got the same fingerprint as baseball, only better. 43 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,933 A special stadium called a fronton, 44 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:49,230 and you can sit real close, which is a thrill because the ball goes 175 miles an hour. 45 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:54,068 And it's got patxi. He's babe Ruth, only handsome. 46 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,156 This is patxi. 47 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:04,245 I was looking for boxers, but I bought his contract instead. 48 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:07,581 - He's the greatest player in the world. - Mel ferrer. 49 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,751 I'm terrified of him catching balls in the face. 50 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,966 So, let's say there's enough money. 51 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,844 How would you chop it up? 52 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,888 Well, most of it's going to end up in television. 53 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:24,849 Perfect, because I want a TV show. 54 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,685 - A sports show? - Did you see patxi? 55 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:33,023 You don't see him flying around the world, solving crimes and banging broads? 56 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:36,944 Harry has excellent relationships with the networks. 57 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,030 - Well, it'll probably have to be abc. - No, no. 58 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:45,536 I want to be on all the networks, like when the president addresses the nation. 59 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:51,083 Tuesday night, 8:30 to 9:00, all three networks, the same show. 60 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,213 - No one's ever done it. - Because... 61 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,718 That's true. 62 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:07,975 How about a star-studded big musical special with ajai alai match. 63 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,145 - Desi arnaz. - What else you got? 64 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:14,690 - Well, there's print. - Women's magazines. 65 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,235 A glamorous night in Miami with a free admission. 66 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:21,989 - Tuesday night is ladies' night. - And, of course, newspapers are key, 67 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,909 but you can't limit yourself to less than 10 markets. 68 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,744 This is impressive. 69 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,499 - Don't get up. - Horace, this is Don draper. 70 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:35,419 - I told you he'd be stopping by. - Well, don't let me interrupt. 71 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,671 So far, for the jai alai campaign, 72 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:40,049 sterling Cooper will produce an adventure program 73 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:43,385 starring your handsome fellow, a musical spectacular... 74 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:46,639 On all three networks, and it has to be in color. 75 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,099 CBS doesn't have color. 76 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:54,396 Fine. I'd like to get the ladies' magazines in color, 77 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,358 and maybe a color page in the Sunday paper. 78 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:01,779 - What about radio? - You'll have to take radio the way it is. 79 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:08,536 I don't think it's worth anyone's time unless you're willing to commit to at least 80 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:14,291 - $1 million, to start. - Sure, but that's a third of my ad budget. 81 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:19,171 Well, as they used to say at the freshmen mixer, 82 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,634 - "when you get a yes, you go home." - Only, humps, you never got one. 83 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:31,809 Listen, draper, I'd love to buy you dinner, run some slogans by you. 84 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,645 Actually, ho-ho, we buy you dinner. 85 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:43,654 That was fun. 86 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,574 I'm going to have to buy Campbell a case of something. 87 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:47,825 Patxi. 88 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,807 During the depression, I saw somebody 89 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,290 throw a loaf of bread off the back of a truck. 90 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,250 It was more dignified. 91 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,086 Are you going to have trouble sleeping tonight? 92 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,214 I've seen clients far more defenseless than he. 93 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:06,385 Well, as the Bible says, "enjoy your fatted calf." 94 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,347 Campbell, did you tell him who this idiot's father is? 95 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,434 He said he's a shipping magnate, not a client. 96 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,604 Horace sr. Is connected to Bert Cooper in a million ways, 97 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:19,481 and I don't know if he would like what just happened in there. 98 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,775 You want to run it by his daddy? 99 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,945 He's my age. So he was born with a lot of money. 100 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:28,657 He has a dream, and it's ourjob to make it come true. 101 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,037 Well, there you have it. 102 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,667 Nicely done, my boy. 103 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:45,424 Elizabeth. Get off your feet. It's bad for the baby. 104 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:48,719 - As soon as I finish the dishes. - Sit with me. 105 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:53,390 Cleaning up for the maid. You're just like your mother. 106 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:05,527 I don't like watching you commit suicide. Neither do your kids. 107 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,658 What do you want, daddy? 108 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:16,872 It's all laid out in here, 109 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:21,210 my arrangements. Just follow the directions. 110 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,170 I don't want to talk about this. 111 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,048 We talk about it now and then we don't talk about it. That's the idea. 112 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,510 - Fine. - Jesus. Smoke your cigarette. 113 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,226 Funerals are a dishonest business. 114 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,145 People don't want to think about it. That's how they get you. 115 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,940 Remember what happened with your mother? 116 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,986 The will's translucent or transparent or something according to the lawyers. 117 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,697 You run the show. 118 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,784 - You took me in. - Anything else? 119 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,622 I want you to have your mother's coats. 120 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,710 I gave Judy the Hudson seal, but I want you to have the chinchilla 121 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,837 and obviously the mink. 122 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:09,967 They're in the cedar closet. They key's in Gloria's end table. 123 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,469 Okay, daddy. 124 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:19,059 You don't want to hear about it, Scarlett O'Hara? 125 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,936 I have the folder. 126 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,234 You've always been sensitive. That's my fault for shielding you 127 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:32,322 from all the dangers out there. That's probably why you married this joker. 128 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,578 If you'd even known what was possible... 129 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:45,043 But that's that. I wrote it down. We never have to talk about it again. 130 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,756 I don't understand why you like talking about this 131 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:51,842 when you can see so clearly that it upsets me. 132 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,345 You're being selfish and morbid. 133 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,849 I'm your little girl. 134 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:04,021 And I know it must be horrible to be looking at whatever you're looking at, 135 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,523 but can't you keep it to yourself? 136 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,364 - What kind of mood is he in? - I'm never right. 137 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,785 - Anybody been outside? Do I need a coat? - I'd take it. 138 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:22,372 Don, George caan dropped out of patio to direct a picture in la. 139 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,750 I look foward to his average work. Replace him. 140 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,960 There's no time and there's no talent. 141 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,421 What were you gonna do if you had to fire him? 142 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,882 - Have sal do it. - Are you serious? 143 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,260 - Sal, do you want to do it? - Of course I do. 144 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:39,431 It sounds good, but it makes me very nervous. 145 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,035 It's lifted straight from bye bye birdie. It's a single shot. 146 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:45,229 Sal did the storyboards. I could go on, but I don't think I should have to. 147 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,397 - Allison? - Keens chophouse. 148 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,024 Thank you, Don. 149 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,070 Tag. You're it. 150 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,570 Hey. You don't want to out towards yourself. 151 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:43,287 There we go. Get down. I've got some great things in here. 152 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:49,209 This is an exact imitation of the gettysburg address. 153 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:53,297 - You know about honest Abe? - He learned to read by candlelight. 154 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,840 That's right. 155 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,010 Well, I'll be. 156 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,305 Don, look at this. 157 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,644 Victory medal, France. 158 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,857 I should have another for beating the clap. 159 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,988 Here we are. 160 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,450 Wow! 161 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,787 That spike, it's prussian. 162 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:30,417 Germany's greatest soldiers. You had to respect that. 163 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,754 That's where I got him. 164 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:38,592 - You see that? Dried blood. - You shot him? 165 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:43,889 I think so. I shot lots of them. They were trying to kill us. 166 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,767 - War is bad. - Maybe, 167 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,686 but it makes a man out of you. 168 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:56,485 Living off the land, battling the elements, standing alongside your brothers. 169 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,947 - Ask your pop. - Gene. 170 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,866 - What? - Gene, don't. 171 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,036 - Come on. - Bobby, give it back. 172 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,872 Let him have it! That's why I got it! 173 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,167 - Can't I have it? - There was a person in that helmet. 174 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,712 - An enemy. - Bobby, it's a dead man's hat. Take it off. 175 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,590 Keep it on. It's yours. 176 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,450 There was this girl... 177 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,377 You like? It was on sale at a&s. 178 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,548 Looks like a lot more than 20% off. 179 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,099 Kitty. 180 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,353 Kitty. 181 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,274 I'm working. 182 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,952 - Something's wrong, isn't it? - No. 183 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,124 No, no, no, don't say that. Don't say that. 184 00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,506 - I'm not myself. - What does that mean? 185 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:49,139 Why are men so embarrassed to share their emotions? 186 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,483 Please. Sal... 187 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:05,781 The past few months... something's wrong. 188 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,909 - Well, that's not true. - It is true. 189 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,663 You know, I don't need that much, but... 190 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,208 I do need tending. 191 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:25,300 - I'm so sorry. - Well, what can I do? 192 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,512 You won't even tell me. 193 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,057 Make some excuse. 194 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:39,314 For the last six months, maybe a year, even, I've watched my job disappear. 195 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,236 Nobody wants illustrations anymore. It's all about photography. 196 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:48,031 And yes, I've been nervous. 197 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,284 And now I have this opportunity 198 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,454 to do something that really does have a future. 199 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,959 So it's been building to this, and tomorrow you will triumph 200 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,461 and come home a conquering hero. 201 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:08,093 - What's wrong with you? - Well, I do have one horrible flaw. 202 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,595 I love you. 203 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,351 I don't want to fail. 204 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,690 Just... with a single mistake, the entire shot is ruined. 205 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,820 So what? You've seen the movies. Take two. Take three. Do it again. Action. 206 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,906 It's one shot, the whole thing. 207 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:34,995 - It's the beginning of bye bye birdie. - I'm trying to remember. 208 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,497 She starts singing against a blue background, 209 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,124 and her voice is very girlish. 210 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:44,087 - Yes. Yes, I remember that. - And she's offering us this can of patio. 211 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,511 And she's on a treadmill, but you can't see it. 212 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:50,427 - She's walking back and forth? - No, no. She walks towards you. 213 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,472 The wind is blowing in her hair, 214 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,018 and she sings about how patio is low in calories. 215 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,646 And then she extends her hand out and she waves goodbye. 216 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,690 Then we move back, too, 217 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,860 but she stops, and she takes her dress in her hands 218 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:11,740 and she runs fonnard as fast as she can. But then she turns her back 219 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,537 and looks seductively over her shoulder. 220 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:22,042 The treadmill pulls her back again and she comes towards you one last time, 221 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:26,296 dancing right up to the camera. She sort of pushes her shoulders together 222 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,967 and leans over with the can and she smiles. "Hello, patio." 223 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,432 Something like that. 224 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,435 Sound good? 225 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,813 You're gonna do great. 226 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,661 - You really think so? - Yes. 227 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,798 Don, I'd like you to meet Horace cook. 228 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,677 - We've met. Lincoln center. - Of course. 229 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,430 Have a seat. Lane has brought it to my attention 230 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,267 that Mr. Cook's son has approached us for work. 231 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:24,688 Actually, it was Don who thought it best, out of deference, to include you. 232 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,984 We're not psychiatrists. There is no confidentiality. 233 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:34,739 That's not strictly true, but you are family and, well, it appears to be a lot of money. 234 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,536 Bert seemed alarmed. What exactly happened in this meeting? 235 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:45,166 - Well, you know, your son has a dream. - Yes, jai alai. 236 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,628 When he first mentioned it I assumed he was gambling, 237 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,631 but he seems convinced of its financial potential. 238 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,300 And there's no reason to doubt that. 239 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:58,596 Are you drunk? It's like Polish handball. You can't even play it if you're left-handed. 240 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,390 There's no wall on that side. 241 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,226 Well, then, that's done with. We needn't be involved. 242 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,855 Bert, you know that's not the way the marketplace works. 243 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,482 A man comes through your door, 244 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:12,861 he knows what he wants, he's got the money to back it up, 245 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,072 - you do your best. - Perhaps I'm unclear 246 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,492 because I'm childless, but they're not. 247 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,748 We”, should you be lucky enough to strike gold, 248 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:29,502 remember that your children weren't there when you were swinging the pick. 249 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:33,173 I've seen his plan. It's gibberish. 250 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,927 But if you refuse him, he'll only find someone else. 251 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:44,142 My son lives in a cloud of success, 252 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,853 but it's my success. 253 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,691 Perhaps when that evaporates and his face is pressed 254 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,945 against the reality of the sidewalk, he'll be of value to someone. 255 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,120 "Kill or be killed, eat or be eaten." 256 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,290 That's how I was raised. 257 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,627 So you want us to proceed? 258 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:17,467 When we put that money aside for him, he was a little boy. 259 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,888 We didn't know what kind of person we were making. 260 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,644 Don't be so hard on yourself. 261 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,689 Easy for you to say. He doesn't have your name. 262 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,401 You'll stay for lunch. No discussion. 263 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,320 A pleasure to see you again. 264 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,155 Pleasure. 265 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,953 - I'll sign him tonight. - Very good. 266 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,542 These are ideas. 267 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:54,421 You can skip some if you want to, but do not go out of order. 268 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,180 Hello, this is Margaret. 269 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,392 Hello, my name is Elaine and I'm 22, 270 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:11,187 and I have a good job and I'm interested in a roommate, too. 271 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:15,233 Well, it's nice to speak with you, Elaine. Where do you work? 272 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,777 Well, I live in teaneck, New Jersey, 273 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,905 so I want to be in this city to be near my job. 274 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:26,119 - I work in a tannery on the West Side. - Really? They make leather? 275 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,788 I'm a secretary, 276 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:32,459 but I am around animal skins and carcasses most of the day, 277 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:36,171 so I don't keep pets. The smell makes them go crazy. 278 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,594 I don't know if the West Side is what I had in mind. 279 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,388 I need some place near a major hospital. 280 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,391 My face is very badly burned 281 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:52,562 and I need frequent prescriptions for unguents and salves. 282 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,986 - It would have to be two bedrooms. - Two bedrooms is good. 283 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:04,365 Now, about the bathroom, 284 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,119 I'm going to need some help there. 285 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:14,083 Who is this? You know something? You're a jerk. 286 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,431 - Why do you do that? - I've got a salt tooth. 287 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:33,478 - It's right here in the back of my mouth. - Grandpa. 288 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:38,608 It's getting harder to fool you. I got two spoons. 289 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:42,654 Mommy doesn't let us have ice cream before dinner. 290 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,491 Is she afraid you're going to be fat like she was? 291 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,703 Your grandma Ruth used to drive her to town to run errands 292 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,123 and make her walk herself home. That put a stop to it. 293 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:57,460 - You remember grandma Ruth? - She gave me a ukulele. 294 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,420 - Did you learn it? - No. 295 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,839 You can, you know. You're smart. 296 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,678 You remind me of your grandma more than your mother. 297 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:13,309 You know, she did drafting in the 20s for this engineer. 298 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:18,231 - A little bald man. He wasn't a threat. - That's good. 299 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:27,657 You can really do something. Don't let your mother tell you othennise. 300 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,623 You know, she won't let me eat this either, and I don't want to be the only one, 301 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,960 so I'll tell you what. I'm gonna keep a lookout. 302 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,882 Okay. Go ahead. The coast is clear. 303 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:50,471 - She's coming! Quick, hide it! - I knew you were gonna do that. 304 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,936 This tastes like chocolate, but it smells like oranges. You smell that? 305 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:07,196 A year from now there'll be nothing but rum and Mexican beer in this place. 306 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,408 - You ever have Mexican beer, humps? - I don't drink a lot of beer. 307 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,661 You have to when you're there. Amoeba, dysentery. 308 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:17,957 Patxi caught a bug, lost eight pounds. That's a lot on his frame. 309 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,793 Ho-ho was saying a photo of Jack Kennedy enjoying jai alai 310 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:23,338 would be a tremendous endorsement. 311 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:24,964 My father hates Kennedy, 312 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,592 'cause he knew old Joe when they were criminals together. 313 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:31,387 Plus, dad's against integration. He called patxi a wetback. 314 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:36,768 Jack Kennedy certainly ended up with a betterjob than his father. 315 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,897 I know this idea sounds crazy, but read your history. 316 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,316 I've got a 50% chance, at least. 317 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:48,071 My father's dead, but I know he'd be interested. 318 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,032 This is his kind of investment. 319 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,328 I think about the way my father made his fortune, 320 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:59,082 renting ships for troop transport during the war. 321 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,460 He didn't care about the Germans. 322 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,838 And then I think, I could really do something. 323 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:11,302 I might not be president, but I could... I could build something. 324 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,355 And people will like it, and I'm going to be the father of this sport, 325 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:18,685 and people are gonna be dying to do business with me, even my father. 326 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:24,691 I have this image in my mind. 327 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,611 It's his 75th birthday, 328 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:32,699 and I give him a team. 329 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,459 I want to give you a piece of advice. 330 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,714 I've been doing this a while, and I applaud your enthusiasm, 331 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:52,260 but I think you should take this decision a little more seriously. 332 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,638 - What are you saying, Don? - Let him... let him talk. 333 00:25:56,514 --> 00:26:00,852 You have a great fortune, and that's not just money. That's the future. 334 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,940 And we will take all of your money, I promise you, 335 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,862 but I think you should reevaluate this particular obsession. 336 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,990 You can do better. 337 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,505 That's a sales technique, isn't it? 338 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:33,468 You zig away from me and I zag back into your arms. 339 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:36,345 You know, I've got the galleys of this book by ogilvy. 340 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:38,765 Learned a lot about advertising. 341 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:42,602 Then why aren't you eating dinner with ogilvy? 342 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:45,229 'Cause Campbell talked me out of it. 343 00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:50,693 Now let's get one thing straight. 344 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:55,031 Ifjai alai fails, it's your fault. 345 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,827 I'm sorry, but that's the way it is. 346 00:26:59,911 --> 00:27:03,372 Don't apologize. Everybody thinks that. Nobody says it. 347 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,721 Are you removing that or moving it? 348 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,557 Did everybody in Manhattan decide I'm not allowed to live here? 349 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:26,145 No. Actually, I think the right girl could have a very good effect on you. 350 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,066 I do, however, find your ad unfortunate. 351 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,152 It's perfect. I proofed it thoroughly. 352 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:36,739 "Clean, responsible, considerate. 353 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,951 "I have some nice furniture and a small television." 354 00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:43,454 It reads like the stage directions from an ibsen play. 355 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,332 So what, then? You'll give me some ideas, 356 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:49,168 and I'll use them, and you'll all have an even bigger laugh? 357 00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:52,004 No, I thought I'd tell you how to get a roommate. 358 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,840 This is not the way. 359 00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:56,843 Fine. 360 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,639 Please, Joan, tell me how to do it. 361 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:07,603 - For one thing, why "Margaret"? - It's my name and it's more adult. 362 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:12,942 But this is about two young girls in Manhattan. This is about an adventure. 363 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,403 Am I wrong? 364 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,657 If this were me, I would say something like, 365 00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:23,619 "fun-loving girl, responsible sometimes. 366 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,914 "Likes to laugh. Lives to love. 367 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:30,543 "Seeks size six for city living and general gallivanting. 368 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:34,630 "No dull moments or dull men tolerated." Or something like that. 369 00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,718 Well, thank you. That's very helpful. 370 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:42,221 And don't put it up there. Everyone here knows you. 371 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:44,390 Branch out. 372 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,560 Good night, Peggy. 373 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:55,920 Don. There you are. 374 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:59,632 I was just on my way over to Lane. I've got signatures. 375 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,927 Horace cook, Jr. is all dressed and ready for the oven. 376 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,637 In light of all of the trepidation, 377 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,890 perhaps you should deliver this to Lane yourself. 378 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,817 - Are you following me? - I spent two years at dartmouth 379 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,070 hiding him from shylocks. Let me enjoy my payday. 380 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,911 Mr. Hooker, has Lane stopped by the clubhouse? 381 00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:31,205 I'll go and get him. 382 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,876 That's called a cesta. It's made of reeds from the pyrenees. 383 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,588 The ball is called a pelota. They just sent all this over. 384 00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:45,219 So did Horace have any more ideas? 385 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,014 For one thing, he wants us to call it the njaa. 386 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:51,642 National jai alai association? 387 00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:56,063 He has no idea how confused america's gonna be about that 'j.' 388 00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:58,482 look at this camaraderie. 389 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,652 Perhaps we've discovered america's pastime after all. 390 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,362 Full steam ahead. 391 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:07,575 - Bravo, boys. - How about patxi: The motion picture? 392 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:09,952 God, I wish I was a part of this. 393 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:13,956 I've informed the home office. There was a flutter of adding machines. 394 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,541 Well, you heard him, boys. 395 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:18,044 Don't stop until you see the whites of his pockets. 396 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:19,378 Cosgrove. 397 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,214 Good god. 398 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,972 Bill it to the kid. 399 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,734 - What the hell is that? - It's an English muffin. 400 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,904 The hell it is. Put it away. You can eat at school. 401 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,114 I already ate my breakfast. 402 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,219 Well, don't keep me waiting this afternoon. 403 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:54,330 I want you dressed and ready for ballet at 3:00 on the button. 404 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,165 - No dawdling. - Okay. 405 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:01,545 I'm gonna buy fruit. What do you want? 406 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,965 - Peaches, please. - Peaches give me a rash. 407 00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:07,134 Your sister likes them. 408 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,182 Are you Peggy? They just sent me back from reception. 409 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:17,061 - I'm Karen ericson. - Yes, I am. How nice to finally meet you. 410 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:23,859 You have your own office. Wowee! At the travel agency, it takes years, 411 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,946 and Martha Winston's the only girl, and she's married to the boss. 412 00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:28,948 Well, it's different up here. 413 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:32,284 Everyone on the first floor loved your humorous ad. 414 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,846 You seem like someone I could really be friends with, 415 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,747 not like the last girl. 416 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:41,544 Well, I'm fun and I love to have fun. 417 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,588 She was always keeping her door shut, 418 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:47,550 and I think you should only close your door for one reason. 419 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,051 What's that? 420 00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:55,141 I just don't get along with women like I do men, 421 00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:58,477 but she left to get married, so I must be some kind of good-luck charm. 422 00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:02,106 - Do you have a steady? - No, I'm still playing the field. 423 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:06,068 There are so many interesting men out there. Except sailors. 424 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:09,864 I have a couple of rules. One of them is I don't like sailors. 425 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:14,535 - No sailors. I agree. - So, Peggy Olson, I have to ask, 426 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:18,622 - are you Swedish? Because I am. - Nonnegian. 427 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,919 Well, we won't tell my parents. 428 00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:28,007 I'll make appointments and come by at 5:00. Or do you want your girl to do it? 429 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,134 I finish up around 6:00. 430 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,553 - Well, then tomorrow? - Most days. 431 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,805 Can we look on Saturday? 432 00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:37,016 - But not this Saturday... - You work on Saturday? 433 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,435 Not every Saturday. And Saturday nights never. 434 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,021 I'm out in the city, ready for fun. 435 00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:45,107 Well, okay. I'll call you, roomie. 436 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,028 I got you a sandwich. 437 00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:53,908 - I'm gonna walk around the park. - Well, have fun, roomie. 438 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,053 It's mommy. 439 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:23,562 - Where's grandpa gene? - It must've slipped his mind. 440 00:34:23,646 --> 00:34:26,148 - Where is he? - Probably at home. 441 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,401 I'm sure he'll be there when we get home. 442 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:51,048 Bye, bye, sugar 443 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,134 hello, patio 444 00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:00,683 when the cake is on the plate 445 00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:04,520 I'm afraid to gain the weight 446 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:09,400 but now I have some extra room 447 00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:12,778 patio, you make me swoon 448 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,531 diet cola tastes divine 449 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,616 get your own, 'cause this one's mine 450 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,618 it's the brand new slender you 451 00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:23,497 now we'll have you singing too 452 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:27,918 bye, bye, sugar 453 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:31,422 it's great to see you go 454 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:36,135 so bye, bye, sugar 455 00:35:36,385 --> 00:35:40,055 hello, patio 456 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:44,518 hello, patio 457 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:48,522 hello, patio 458 00:35:56,905 --> 00:36:02,036 - I can't even tell you how thorough sal was. - Well, I appreciate that, but this is... 459 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,205 I don't know. This is not what I thought it was gonna be. 460 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:07,041 Glad I'm not alone. 461 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:11,503 Look, I don't think there's any ambiguity about this being exactly, 462 00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,964 and I mean exactly, what you asked for. 463 00:36:14,048 --> 00:36:17,217 I know, but there's something not right about it. 464 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:22,097 - What? - I can't put my finger on it. 465 00:36:22,473 --> 00:36:26,602 - I wish I could, but I can't. - It's an exact copy, frame for frame. 466 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:31,357 I'll tell you what. Why don't we send a dupe back to the office with you? 467 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,192 No. I'm sorry. 468 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:37,112 I wish I could explain it, but it's just not right. 469 00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:42,242 I'm gonna be magnanimous and say it's our idea and our failure, 470 00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:45,120 but it is a failure. 471 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,374 That is magnanimous. 472 00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:53,337 - I'm sorry about that. - Maybe next time. 473 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:04,765 It's true. It's not right. It doesn't make any sense. It looks right, 474 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:08,852 it sounds right, smells right. Something's not right. What is it? 475 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,979 It's not Ann-Margret. 476 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,332 Mommy, there's a policeman! Hurry! 477 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,757 Yes, may I help you? 478 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:42,553 - Are you related to Eugene hofstadt? - Yes, I am. What is it? 479 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:46,473 We regret to inform you that he passed away. 480 00:37:46,557 --> 00:37:48,183 - Oh, god. - No! No! 481 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:50,185 I'm fine. 482 00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:56,024 - What happened? - He collapsed in line at the a&p. 483 00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:58,318 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 484 00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:10,330 Well, we need to know what you'd like to do with his body. 485 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:13,917 Yes, of course. 486 00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:38,400 - Mr. Romano's here to see you. - Send him in. 487 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,574 I figured I'd bring myself to the woodshed. 488 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,344 It must be horrible having a client insist on something 489 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,329 and then change their mind once they've seen it. 490 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:54,750 - I hope it never happens to me. - I was the director and I let you down. 491 00:38:57,544 --> 00:39:00,422 - I'm in a meeting. - I have Mrs. Draper on the line. 492 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:03,091 - It's urgent. - I can go. 493 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,473 What's the matter? 494 00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:18,273 I'm sorry, betts. 495 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:23,278 I'm very sorry. 496 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,616 Do you want me to call William? 497 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,663 Just stay put. I'll be right there. 498 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,293 - I have to go. - Is everything okay? 499 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,838 There's nothing you can do. 500 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:45,801 Don't ruin the only good thing to come of this. 501 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,971 You are now a commercial director. 502 00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:54,142 How do I know you're not just saying that to make me feel better? 503 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:56,812 You'll know when I hire you again. 504 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,898 Allison, I'm going for the day. 505 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,032 Okay, ma. 506 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:13,495 Oh, my goodness. It's beautiful. 507 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,500 Is that all the noise that this was? Why didn't you wait for Gerry to help? 508 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,086 Because he's playing cards and Peggy gets up early. 509 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:24,006 - Say thank you, ma. - Thank you, sweetheart. 510 00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:28,510 An admiral. You must be doing well. 511 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:32,723 - I am. - What's the matter, peaches? 512 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:36,268 Sit down, ma. 513 00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:39,980 What's this about? 514 00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:43,400 Don't, Anita. Stay. 515 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:50,324 Ma, I'm having problems with my apartment, 516 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:53,327 and my commute is very long and... 517 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,873 It doesn't mean nothing if you want to stay here with us. 518 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,892 Your father and I lived with grandma and grandpa for years. 519 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,044 Your sister was born there. 520 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:07,049 Ma, I'm getting an apartment in Manhattan. 521 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:15,766 - Well, that makes sense. - It really does. 522 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,244 Yeah, I guess I'm the kind of mother 523 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,520 who'd rather have a new TV than a daughter. 524 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:23,106 I got you a new TV because you needed one. 525 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:26,151 You got me a new TV 'cause you think I was born yesterday. 526 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:28,153 You belong in the city. 527 00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:32,908 Do you see this, Anita? This is what they do. Family is cheap. 528 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,826 Well, take it back, okay? 529 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,829 Because it's just going to remind me of how stupid you think I am. 530 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:41,083 Ma! You knew she'd have to move there eventually. 531 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,232 Now, someday both of you are going to feel this, 532 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:51,176 this... this broken heart I'm carrying. 533 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:58,016 You'll get raped, you know that? 534 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:03,689 It's just as dangerous as here, and I'm going to have a roommate. 535 00:42:03,814 --> 00:42:07,651 She's a nice girl. Her name is Karen ericson. She's nonnegian. 536 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,696 - There's a man, isn't there? - No. 537 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:14,241 Why would I ever believe anything you say? 538 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:16,660 Stop it, ma. You're being cruel. 539 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,831 Good night, ma. 540 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,510 - That wasn't so bad. - Really? 541 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,389 She's been through a lot of change lately. 542 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:40,642 The holy father dying, that was very hard on her. 543 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,062 It has become one country 544 00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:47,232 because all of us and all the people who came here 545 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:49,776 had an equal chance to develop their talents. 546 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:54,156 We cannot say to 10% of the population that you can't have that right, 547 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,718 that your children can't have the chance to develop whatever talent... 548 00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,869 Eugene hofstadt, number two. 549 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,750 Eugene hofstadt, number two. 550 00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:08,879 What does that mean? 551 00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:12,591 There were two Eugene hofstadts at his bank, 552 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:16,219 so he had to be called Eugene hofstadt, number two. 553 00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:20,348 Well, he's with Ruth now. 554 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,685 I hope so. 555 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,981 Once he asked, 556 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:32,611 "what's gonna happen when I get to heaven and I have two wives?" 557 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:37,032 Knowing Gloria, I don't think that's gonna be a problem. 558 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:47,584 Betts, don't eat that. It was in his car all day. 559 00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:49,628 I don't care. 560 00:43:51,922 --> 00:43:54,800 - Why are you laughing? - Sally, sweetheart... 561 00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:58,845 - We weren't laughing, honey. - I heard you. I heard you laughing. 562 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:02,474 How can you be sitting there like nothing's happening? 563 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,936 Like he's not gone? He was here, now he's not here. 564 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,688 He's gone forever and nobody even knows that. 565 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,023 Stop it. 566 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:14,027 - You're being hysterical. Calm down. - He's dead! 567 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:18,782 He's dead and he's never coming back! And nobody cares 568 00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:23,245 - that he's really, really, really gone! - Sally, go watch TV! 569 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:39,052 The United States army convoy was delayed by Soviet border guards, 570 00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:42,013 when the convoy commander rejected commands that his troops 571 00:44:42,097 --> 00:44:44,516 leave their vehicles for a head count. 572 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:48,144 The Russians finally allowed the convoy to pass. Robert? 573 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:51,565 Dumbstruck police and horrified crowds gathered 574 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:54,651 as an elderly Buddhist monk set fire to himself today, 575 00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:58,196 resulting in his death. The bizarre act was a protest 576 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,659 against the mostly catholic government of n90 dinh diem of south Vietnam 577 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,745 and their supposed campaign of discrimination. 578 00:45:06,246 --> 00:45:10,375 The New York stock exchange today saw slight gains in moderate trading 579 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:14,087 as the dow Jones industrial average Rose nearly two points. 580 00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:17,340 And now here's Stan baker for Winston cigarettes.