1 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,301 Daddy, don't. 2 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,849 It's 10:30. Why aren't you asleep? 3 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,644 - I'm afraid. - Sally. 4 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:02,772 I know. You're not Thomas Edison. 5 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,025 What are you afraid of? 6 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:10,154 I'm afraid of what's going to happen when you turn off the lights. 7 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,743 I'm home now. 8 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,622 Nothing can hurt you. 9 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,210 Except maybe this mess. 10 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,922 Pick up your room, we'll get you a nightlight. 11 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,131 Okay. 12 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,261 Go to sleep. 13 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:49,986 - What did you find out? - Nothing. 14 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:52,196 I bet they're gonna make us work over the holiday. 15 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:57,285 - And cosgrove's late. - Can we have everyone's attention, please? 16 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:02,123 This will only take a moment, and it will not be repeated. 17 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,333 That's not true, Mr. Hooker. 18 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:08,004 We've just been informed that there will be a visit 19 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:12,341 from the director and chairman of the board of Putnam, Powell & lowe, 20 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:16,304 the purpose of which is both friendly 21 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:19,390 and, of course, to evaluate our performance. 22 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:23,561 - Mr. Hooker. - The visit will commence tomorrow, 23 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,898 that is Tuesday, at 10:00 and will continue into the next day. 24 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:32,278 We apologize. We realize we were to be closed Wednesday, July 3rd, but... 25 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,612 Come on. 26 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,909 They were unaware of the holiday. 27 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:44,165 Now we merely need that everyone continue to operate 28 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:47,501 at the height of their productivity and to make sure 29 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:51,756 that their desks and offices are shipshape and Bristol fashion. 30 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,426 And by no means should these preparations 31 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,846 interfere with our work today. Very good, then. 32 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,391 Don, may we have a word? 33 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,276 Well, isn't this perfect? 34 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:17,698 Well, we'll just move it from lunch to the end of the day. 35 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,826 I'm having a cake delivered. How's that going to look? 36 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,495 A cake for what? 37 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,705 Tomorrow is Joan's last day. I told you that. 38 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:27,416 But if we're working on Wednesday, wouldn't that be her last day? 39 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,876 I don't know why she'd come in. 40 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:32,254 Greg finds out about his residency today or tomorrow. I'm not sure. 41 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,256 I think they're going away to celebrate. 42 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,884 I'm going to get some money. We should buy her something. 43 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:42,139 Harry and Pete, we will need presentations for Wednesday morning 44 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:45,267 on the state of television, and, of course, account updates. 45 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:47,686 - Just a few minutes each. - On each account? 46 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,189 No, a few minutes for each of you. 47 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:54,068 And Mr. Kinsey, you might want to shave your beard. 48 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,570 What? Who the hell are you people? 49 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,198 That was a joke. 50 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,621 There's no need for panic. 51 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:09,166 Just think of this as the same as any major client visit. 52 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,253 They're flying across the ocean to have their knobs polished? 53 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,338 Fourth of July. Subtle. 54 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:18,300 - Get the door, will you? - The British are coming. 55 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:24,515 I assume you know what this is about. 56 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,311 I have a theory. I believe they're coming to see you. 57 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,982 They've shown a great deal of interest in you. 58 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,694 Ever since you swung around your privates in the boardroom with duck last year. 59 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,072 They study and dissect your work, trying to decipher 60 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,992 what is your particular American genius. 61 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:51,125 - What do you think it is? The presidency? - No, I think it'll be a creative umbrella 62 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,086 with a dual position in London and New York. 63 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,506 - London? - Bye-bye, Don. 64 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,303 How congenial you two are. 65 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:05,681 I hope you can maintain this pretense when they arrive. 66 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,099 Excuse me? 67 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:11,395 Kiss and make up before you cost us all something. 68 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:15,232 - You're being melodramatic. - Miss blankenship, 69 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:20,404 please make an appointment at Angelo's for misters sterling and draper, 70 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,657 the soonest available. 71 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:26,118 - I have my own barber. - That's not necessary. 72 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:29,413 Enough. Everyone wants Martin and Lewis. 73 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,625 Reconcile. 74 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,797 Damn it! 75 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:54,313 It's done! John deere is done. The 110 lawn and garden tractor 76 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:58,275 with snow thrower and transparent vinyl enclosure, and a key. 77 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:03,239 Look at him. He just brought in a mastodon. 78 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,243 Sorry I'm late. 79 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,954 Big accounts move slowly, but the John deere doesn't. 80 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:13,916 Listen, Mr. Clampett. You might want to get your iron horse out of reception. 81 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,793 I will, after everybody sees it. 82 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,504 - No, p.P.L. Is coming. - When? 83 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,131 - Tomorrow morning. - And we have to work Wednesday. 84 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:25,135 - We have to give presentations. - You got that one just in time. 85 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,596 Yeah, I guess I did. 86 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,648 She's in here! 87 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,486 I'm resting, and your little brother's sleeping. 88 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,738 All he does is sleep. 89 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,409 - What are you doing? - I'm bored. 90 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,037 - Go bang your head against a wall. - Mom. 91 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:54,331 Only boring people are bored. 92 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,168 - Can I pet him? - Don't wake him. 93 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,800 Come over here. 94 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,012 Go play. 95 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,856 You can sleep all you want, little pig in a blanket. 96 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,652 That is quite a shave. 97 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:28,032 I'm thinking about my toes right now. 98 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,534 - Go to town. - He's next. 99 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,788 - I already had one. - See, that's not true. 100 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,625 You think there's something feminine about it? 101 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,629 My father was the tallest, handsomest, vainest man in New York, 102 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,756 and he got his nails done. 103 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:51,430 He had his fourth coronary behind the wheel and hit a tree. 104 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:54,141 The windshield severed his arm, 105 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,478 and he was dead, so they never put it back on. 106 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:01,273 In the casket he had one hand. The nails were perfect. 107 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:06,904 - I don't believe that story. - Okay, so he hit another car and not a tree. 108 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,453 It's my company. Why should I be nervous? 109 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,747 Because you sold it. 110 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,334 So that's it? That's what I did to you? I got you a half-million dollars? 111 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:24,171 - I'm really sorry about that. - No one said you did anything. 112 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,091 You sound like burl ives. 113 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,096 Part of the problem with Mona 114 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:36,517 is that one day she just started judging people. 115 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,769 Never gave a crap before. 116 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,774 I'll tell you right now, Don. I don't like being judged. 117 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,736 Listen, Roger... I'm okay, Angelo. 118 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:54,618 We don't need to talk about this anymore. I promise. 119 00:08:56,745 --> 00:09:00,040 I was holding out for gratitude, but I'll take that. 120 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,334 Thank you. 121 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:07,089 Well, maybe now you'll have the money and the glory. 122 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,260 Call the photographers, type service and vendors 123 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,846 and tell them all deliveries should come between 9:30 and 11:00 124 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:17,474 so the British can see lots of activity when they arrive. 125 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,726 Now. 126 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,688 Are you being short with me because you think it'll make parting easier? 127 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,815 My mother used to do that. 128 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,527 I'm noticing for the first time that the ladies out here are rather plain, 129 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:31,947 - present company excluded. - Well, we could hire some prostitutes. 130 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,159 I know your prime minister enjoys their company. 131 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,660 The secretary of war, 132 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,624 and you'd do best not to bring that up tomorrow. 133 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,415 - I apologize. - Well, I apologize that tomorrow's visit 134 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,625 will steal from your spotlight. 135 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:47,337 Perhaps we can reschedule your surprise party till after the holiday? 136 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,214 Why did you do that? 137 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:54,011 Do what? Mrs. Harris knows everything. I'm sure she was expecting it. 138 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,932 I'm going to go home and make a celebratory dinner for my husband. 139 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,785 And when you wake up in the middle of the night 140 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,687 and wonder what you forgot, don't call me. 141 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,076 - Well, that's smooth. - I got a shave. 142 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,538 - Why? - They ordered me to do it. 143 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,833 We have an inspection tomorrow. The British. 144 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,211 Well, you look very successful. 145 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:31,882 Hot or cold? Swedish meatballs or chicken salad? 146 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,593 Chicken salad. 147 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,222 Did you pick up a nightlight? 148 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,684 I did, and I read her to sleep. She was still clingy. 149 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,605 I don't remember her being that resentful of Bobby when he was born. 150 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:50,692 - I don't know that she resents him. - Well, she won't go near him. 151 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,696 She won't even go in his room unless I make her. 152 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,408 - Why are they visiting? - We don't know. 153 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,246 Delayed everybody's vacation plans. 154 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,083 He was perfect today. 155 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,919 - Who? - Gene. 156 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,092 Would you ever want to live in London? 157 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,596 I'm serious. 158 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:23,809 Of course. I could get a pram and a real nanny. 159 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,564 - What do you know? - Nothing. 160 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,966 Where the he” were you? 161 00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:00,137 I told you I was going for drinks with the docs. 162 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,764 You didn't tell me anything. You didn't call me. 163 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:07,811 - I called you at work. - That's a lie. I just ate dinner for two. 164 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,649 Get over here. 165 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,490 I know you're drunk. Come sit next to me. 166 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,171 So what happened? 167 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,304 I didn't get it. 168 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,515 What happened? 169 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:54,942 It doesn't say anything 170 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,403 except that they made Doug hutchinson chief resident. 171 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,573 And I felt the floor open up under me. 172 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,790 So you'll get it next year. You knew it was possible. 173 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,671 I ran into eddinger about a half-hour before the letter came, 174 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:20,842 and I could tell something was wrong. He wouldn't look me in the eye. 175 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,845 I figured he felt bad 176 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,099 and I'd at least find out what the hell happened. 177 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,730 - But he didn't feel bad. - What are you talking about? He loves you. 178 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:44,074 He sat me down in his office and he poured a drink and he said... 179 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,086 He said I had no brains in my fingers. 180 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,391 But he wrote you all those nice evaluations... 181 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:07,347 Damn it, Joan! Doctors don't write bad things about each other. 182 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,355 - So you'll go to another hospital. - Not in New York. 183 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:19,401 If I want to stay in surgery, I can go to Alabama or something. 184 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:37,377 So what happens? You're still a doctor, right? 185 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,754 I am. 186 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:45,260 I'm just not a surgeon, and I will never be a surgeon. 187 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:52,476 - Did they fire you? - I don't want to talk about it, joanie, okay? 188 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,147 I was hoping you were asleep. 189 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:04,029 I have another year of residency. You're not gonna be able to leave your job. 190 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,867 - Greg, that's done. - Well, get another one. 191 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,120 Honey. 192 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,088 Listen. 193 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,174 You are still a doctor. 194 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,262 I married you for your heart, not your hands. 195 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,018 They all went out to celebrate. 196 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,397 I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. I couldn't fake it. 197 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:43,693 I've been sitting in the Dublin house since 2:00. 198 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,952 Go lay down. I'll undress you. Just let me close the light. 199 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,488 Mr. Hooker, you neglected to tell me that our guests have arrived. 200 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,715 To what do I owe the pleasure? 201 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,160 This is Mrs. Harris. She was the office manager before me, 202 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,995 but she is off to greener pastures. 203 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,456 - Well, that's a shame. Guy mackendrick. - Joan Harris. 204 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:44,087 This is Mr. Harold Ford. And you recall Saint John Powell. 205 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,840 - We've spoken on the phone. - I believe that's true. 206 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,093 I just wanted to tell you, I made a reservation at la grenouille at 6:00 207 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,513 and got you two tickets to Oliver! It's a wonderful show. 208 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:56,600 I've heard that. A tragedy with a happy ending. 209 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,310 My favorite kind. 210 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,022 Thank you, Joan. Shall I give you the threepenny tour? 211 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,862 Please let everyone know that they're here. 212 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,199 We have you scheduled to meet with sterling, Cooper and draper, 213 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,742 and then with Mr. Pryce, of course, 214 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,119 and then a light lunch in the conference room 215 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,163 with the personnel you requested. 216 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:21,333 Tomorrow, the presentations and client meetings. 217 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,713 - Saint John, good to see you again. - Peter Campbell. This is guy mackendrick. 218 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,050 I know everything about you. You're a very impressive fellow. 219 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:34,554 - I wish I could return the compliment. - Well, perhaps one day you shall. 220 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,646 Good morning, gentlemen. 221 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:46,316 - Hello. - Miss Olson, one of our copywriters. 222 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,611 I know everything about you. You are a very impressive young woman. 223 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,572 Why, thank you. I was just writing copy. 224 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,951 - As you were. - I hope we chat later. 225 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,916 Mr. Draper is waiting for you in Mr. Cooper's office. 226 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,334 This way. 227 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,674 That is a very handsome man. 228 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,395 - Good to see all of you. - It's a pleasure. 229 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,898 Don, no worse for wear, I see. 230 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,901 What a delightful custom. From the far east, I assume? 231 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,028 - Japan. - How was your trip? 232 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:37,075 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Harold Ford, and this young man is guy mackendrick. 233 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,535 Mr. Cooper. 234 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,622 - Mr. Sterling, what an honor. - Call me Roger. 235 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,125 - And you must be Don draper. - I am. 236 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,128 I can't tell you how exciting it is to finally meet you. 237 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,130 That's very flattering. 238 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:54,009 Guy here has done a study of your work, which is quite a compliment. 239 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,262 You see, in addition to his inestimable charm, 240 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,723 guy here has degrees from Cambridge university 241 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,474 and the London school of economics. 242 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,077 Three years at the bank, two years at mccann, 243 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,854 and his most recent coup, Mercedes-Benz. 244 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,481 - That's very impressive. - I apologize. 245 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:12,694 I didn't realize he was going to recite my entire curriculum vitae. 246 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:16,906 - You left out modest. - Well, we're going to debrief Mr. Pryce, 247 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,992 and the plan is for you to join us for luncheon. 248 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:23,538 - In the conference room at 1:00. - Sounds like Agatha christie. 249 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,875 Well, apparently our tour continues. 250 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,419 I look foward to... how do you say? Catching up? 251 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,837 I as well. 252 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,925 Well, that was strange. 253 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,183 Look at that. The suspense is killing him. 254 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,814 Yes? 255 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,782 Mr. Powell and Mr. Ford are here to see you. 256 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,913 - Spectacles. - Right. 257 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,378 Send them in. 258 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,633 - Gentlemen. - Greetings, Saint John. 259 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,260 Harold, what a pleasure. 260 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,554 Please see to it that guy has a space to prepare. 261 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:25,475 - Right away. - Gentlemen. There's coffee and cake. 262 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:38,446 We're very impressed, Lane. Very, very impressed indeed. 263 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,909 In nine months, you've trimmed every bit of excess, 264 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,454 increased billings, and we haven't heard a word of complaint. 265 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,040 Yes, we”, pax romana and all that. 266 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,543 Bravo. We've decided to offer you something 267 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:55,004 that we hope you'll view as a reward and a challenge. 268 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,259 - Is it in the box? - In a manner of speaking. 269 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:03,888 Open it. 270 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,898 What is that? It looks like a snake. 271 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,569 Fancy that. 272 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,197 - Is it real? - It was. 273 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:32,417 It's for our snake charmer. We're sending you to Bombay. 274 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,920 Bombay? What would I do there? 275 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,966 Well, hopefully the same thing you accomplished here. 276 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,225 Where shall I put this? 277 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,155 I guess I needn't find a spot for it if I'm simply moving again. 278 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,323 Don't pout. 279 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:06,910 One of your greatest qualities is you always do as you're told. 280 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,496 No, it's just the logistics. 281 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:12,999 My wife just settled, my son just accepted to school, 282 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:16,544 - and now we're moving on? - Nonsense. You're moving up. 283 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,219 That's the spirit. 284 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:37,023 So, without further ado, I will give the floor to guy mackendrick. 285 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,069 Let me begin by offering my warmest wishes and admiration 286 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:45,156 for Lane pryce and his exemplary work. It'll be hard to lose him, 287 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,493 but there's no doubt that our loss is India's gain. 288 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,130 Now, let me say there's no cause for anxiety. 289 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,384 There will be no further reductions in the ranks. 290 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,594 Yes, that's good news. 291 00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:11,683 If I might, I'd like to walk you through this slight reorganization. 292 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:19,399 As before, p.P.L. London will be the head of this body, 293 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:23,361 and sterling Cooper, now more than ever, our American presence. 294 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,614 Our business maturity with your creative edge. 295 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:32,078 A triumvirate of Don and myself and Mr. Cooper, our chairman emeritus, 296 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:36,624 will oversee three streamlined departments. Creative, art and copy. 297 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,630 Account management, that's Mr. Cosgrove, Mr. Campbell for the present, 298 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:46,634 and a combined television/media department headed by Mr. Crane. 299 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:50,179 Mr. Sterling's not on that chart at all. 300 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:56,394 - That's true. - Well, that was an oversight. 301 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,690 As you can see, nothing much has really changed. 302 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,944 Frankly, my presence here is just to ensure thorough communication, 303 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:08,281 that we help each other on both sides of the pond. 304 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,534 Whether it be a sharing of creative genius, 305 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,705 media savvy, 306 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,626 or the unbridled acquisition of new business. 307 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,670 I'm sure you all have a thousand questions. 308 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,258 But for the time being, I say we inform the troops, 309 00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:30,303 so that the transition can begin immediately after the holiday. 310 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:33,181 - Shall I have Mr. Hooker prepare a memo? - No. Nonsense. 311 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:37,101 I don't want this to be the kind of place where such news is delivered that way. 312 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,436 Shall we? 313 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:49,113 Gosh, we're really going to miss you. 314 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,705 - What the he” just happened? - They reorganized us, 315 00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,500 and you're the only one in this room who got a promotion. 316 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,378 - Really? - Yes, really. 317 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:09,592 I apologize for my wild imagination. 318 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,685 See? It's clean. 319 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:24,440 That's not what I want to talk to you about. 320 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,575 What's this? 321 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,621 It's for you. 322 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,833 "For my new big sister, the best in the world." 323 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:44,502 And my goodness, it's from baby gene. 324 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,631 Look. 325 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,434 Baby gene can't write. 326 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:04,480 Babies get fairies to do things. You know that. 327 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:11,195 It's really from him. I'm not kidding. I think you should open it. 328 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,298 - What is it? - It's a Barbie. 329 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,894 I think he wants you to know that he wants to be your friend. 330 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,067 And you are very important to me, too. 331 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:15,551 I'm sure you all have a thousand questions, 332 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:19,347 but before I raise a glass to sterling Cooper's future, 333 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,974 I should like to recognize its past. 334 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:27,271 Most recently, the inspired stewardship of Lane pryce. 335 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,773 Hear! Hear! 336 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,153 I'm also aware of a rather significant milestone. 337 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:40,243 Mrs. Harris, from those who've known you only hours 338 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:44,080 to those who have cherished your nearly 10 years of service, 339 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:51,546 I wish you caviar and children and all that is good in your new life. 340 00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:57,260 There, there. That wasn't my intention. 341 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,434 Mrs. Harris, please. 342 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:19,991 We'll have our presentations tomorrow. Let this afternoon be a fete worthy of Joan. 343 00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:22,493 Enjoy the liquor and delicatessen. 344 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:30,418 Thank you. Thank you all. 345 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:35,548 - This is completely unnecessary. - You'll be sorely missed. 346 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,301 We got you the cake. 347 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:40,636 Well... 348 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,647 So, what now? They keep adding people above us. 349 00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:56,485 One more promotion and we're gonna be answering phones. 350 00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:02,116 We should go say hi. 351 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:11,459 - This is good champagne. - I don't think so. 352 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,964 I'm going to get something to eat. 353 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,602 Mr. Draper, Conrad Hilton's office is on the line. 354 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,065 - What? - Conrad Hilton, the hotel owner. 355 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,817 Yeah, I know what he does. Why is he calling? 356 00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,319 I don't know. 357 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:41,697 - And he's calling for me? - Yes. Well, his office is. 358 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,076 Put him through. 359 00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:54,585 - Donald draper. - Mr. Draper, this is miss wakeman. 360 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,880 Mr. Hilton has expressed a desire to meet with you. 361 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,284 May I ask what this is regarding? 362 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:02,426 I just set his schedule. When are you available? 363 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:08,724 - How about right now? - Right now? Please hold. 364 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:17,358 - How far are you from the Waldorf astoria? - Fifteen minutes. 365 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,027 It's the presidential suite. 366 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,197 I'm on my way. 367 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:40,256 - Where's miss blankenship? - She's down there saluting union Jack. 368 00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:44,093 - What is that? - Chocolate pudding. 369 00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:51,475 I wasn't even on the chart. My name's on the wall out there. 370 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,895 - You want some? - No. 371 00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:59,108 I like to think, "I'm rich. They can't hurt me." 372 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,612 That's a mistake. 373 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:07,616 I'm being punished for making my job look easy. 374 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:14,498 Although that kid, guy, he has a spark. He is a pure account man. 375 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,752 And what is that job all about? 376 00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:22,465 I don't know. It's about listening to people 377 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:25,051 and never saying what's really on your mind. 378 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:29,013 No. It's about letting things go so you can get what you want. 379 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:37,146 Have a nice holiday. Enjoy the fireworks. 380 00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:41,358 We took their money. We have to do what they say. 381 00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:57,666 My dad keeps talking about Vietnam. I think he wants me to get drafted. 382 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:03,047 First of all, they're hardly drafting anybody. Second of all, you're too old. 383 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:09,762 Third of all, I have a friend in the army, and if you're smart, you're set. 384 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:13,849 He sits behind a desk at fort dix and screws secretaries all day. 385 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:18,729 - Does he shoot the peoples? - I don't know. I gotta take a piss. 386 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,194 - Joan. - Yes? 387 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,696 - May I speak with you? - Thank you. 388 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:34,870 I just... I wanted to get you a card or a present. 389 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:38,010 It'd be nice if I gave you a gift for once 390 00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:40,668 and you didn't wonder if I wanted something. 391 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,503 Knock yourself out. 392 00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:46,632 I don't want you to think I never listen to you. 393 00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:49,510 It's just we can't all be you. 394 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,514 Be that as it may, I do take some credit for your success here. 395 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:06,443 - Hey, put that back. - I'm going home! 396 00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:13,242 I can't believe I'm gonna miss this! 397 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,043 I'm really happy that you got what you wanted. 398 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:25,671 I remember on my first day you said that could happen to me 399 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:29,383 - if I played my cards right. - Are you getting sentimental? 400 00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,179 Oh, my god. 401 00:33:35,306 --> 00:33:37,725 Don't worry. I'm sure we'll see each other all the time. 402 00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:40,352 If we don't, I just have to say... 403 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,823 - For the love of Christ! - Oh, my god. 404 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,201 My foot! 405 00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,494 - Call an ambulance! - Holy crap! 406 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,288 Jesus! 407 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:06,712 There's a tourniquet in the first aid kit. You're gonna be okay. 408 00:34:08,589 --> 00:34:09,632 Good god. 409 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:12,259 I can't feel a thing. 410 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:17,306 - God! What did I do? - Get her out of here! 411 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,268 The ambulance is on its way. 412 00:34:34,365 --> 00:34:36,992 - I'm Donald draper. - We've met before. 413 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,746 - We have, haven't we? - Yellow rock country club. 414 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:46,126 - We had a drink. Of course. - You fixed it for me. Let me return the favor. 415 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,588 I can't believe you're Conrad Hilton. 416 00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:51,924 - Connie. - Don. 417 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:57,221 Food? Best kitchen in the world. Got a salad named after it. 418 00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:00,516 I'm fine. I really should have known that. 419 00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:03,352 I don't know. Now... 420 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:09,108 After this comes out next week... 421 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,737 Well, they don't do that for everyone. 422 00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:18,951 I think I look like an arab. 423 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:21,620 How did you find me? 424 00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:23,872 I called around, told people I had a long chat 425 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,125 with a handsome fellow from sterling Cooper, 426 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,335 and your name never came up. 427 00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:31,422 Apparently you don't have long chats with people. 428 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,300 Well, here I am. What can I do for you? 429 00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:39,513 What do you think? 430 00:35:44,143 --> 00:35:45,954 I think you wouldn't be in the presidential suite right now 431 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:49,315 - if you worked for free. - Don, this is friendly. 432 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:53,819 Connie, this is my profession. What do you want me to do? 433 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,823 I want you to give me one for free. 434 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:17,760 I don't think anybody wants to think about a mouse in a hotel. 435 00:36:29,313 --> 00:36:33,942 Well, that was my idea. You got something better? 436 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:36,445 I might. 437 00:36:39,573 --> 00:36:42,534 So, what do you want? 438 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:49,291 I'm not gonna lie. I'd love a chance at your business. 439 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,628 Okay. 440 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:58,217 But the next time somebody like me asks you a question like that, 441 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,886 you need to think bigger. 442 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,307 Well, Connie, 443 00:37:07,643 --> 00:37:10,145 there are snakes that go months without eating, 444 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,731 and then they finally catch something, 445 00:37:12,815 --> 00:37:16,693 but they're so hungry that they suffocate while they're eating. 446 00:37:19,613 --> 00:37:21,657 One opportunity at a time. 447 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:27,663 Sorry to interrupt. Mr. Draper, you have an emergency call. 448 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:30,207 Home or office? 449 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,085 Do you understand what's happened here? That we're not to be trusted? 450 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,587 She's an idiot. I didn't know she couldn't drive. 451 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:36,815 But you took the machine out. 452 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,590 You have to have respect for that equipment. 453 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:42,344 - It's very safe when operated correctly. - We had the world handed to us on a plate, 454 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:46,473 and then you swing in on a chandelier, drop your pants and crap on it. 455 00:37:46,557 --> 00:37:49,101 Jesus, it's like iwo jima out there. 456 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,478 We should put a rubber mat down so Cooper can get around. 457 00:37:51,562 --> 00:37:53,772 They're changing the carpeting. 458 00:37:53,856 --> 00:37:56,316 - Any news? - He might lose his foot. 459 00:37:57,359 --> 00:37:59,736 Right when he got it in the door. 460 00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:05,742 - Oh, god. - Sit down, sissy Mary. You're pale. 461 00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,373 I take full responsibility. 462 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:15,711 Believe me, somewhere in this business, this has happened before. 463 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,809 Joan. My god. 464 00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:35,105 - I know. It's ruined. - How is he? 465 00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:38,358 I didn't expect you to come over. I just thought you should know. 466 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:40,903 Honestly, when I called you, I thought he might die. 467 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:45,365 - But he's not going to? - No. He's lost the foot. 468 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,659 Jesus, that's awful. 469 00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:49,995 Lane went to retrieve Powell and Ford from dinner. 470 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,664 They've already talked to the doctor. 471 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,084 I'll wait. 472 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:09,598 Despite the circus today, 473 00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:13,977 I hope you know that you are going to be terribly missed. 474 00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:17,731 That's nice to hear, especially from you, Don. 475 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:33,539 I bet he felt great when he woke up this morning. 476 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,292 I'm sure you're right. 477 00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:42,548 But that's life. One minute, you're on top of the world, 478 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:46,885 the next minute, some secretary is running you over with a lawn mower. 479 00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:50,055 Don. 480 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,893 I'm heartbroken. 481 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:58,814 - It's a terrible tragedy. - One that surely could have been avoided, 482 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,441 although, Mrs. Harris, thank you for your quick thinking. 483 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:04,486 - You may have saved his life. - Such as it is. 484 00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:10,158 He was a great account man. A prodigy. He could talk a scotsman out of a penny. 485 00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:15,289 - Now that's all over. - I don't know if that's true. 486 00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:19,626 The man is missing a foot. How is he going to work? He can't walk. 487 00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:22,129 The doctor said he'll never golf again. 488 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:25,591 I'm afraid we have to reevaluate our entire strategy. 489 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:32,180 - Lane will remain here indefinitely. - We'll close the office tomorrow, obviously. 490 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:35,475 Mrs. Harris, please allow the company to reimburse you for that dress, 491 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,436 just as a token of our gratitude. 492 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,105 I think Saint John and I should see him if we can. 493 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,565 Of course. 494 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:53,452 You should get home to that lucky husband. 495 00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:54,578 Yes. 496 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,523 - Can I get you one? - Sure. 497 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:32,824 I've been reading a lot of American literature lately. 498 00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:39,581 - Tom Sawyer. - That's a good one. 499 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:46,338 I feel like I just went to my own funeral. I didn't like the eulogy. 500 00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:47,899 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 501 00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:52,946 - Daddy! - Hey. Hey, I got you. I got you. Just breathe. 502 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:03,957 Get him out, daddy! Please, daddy, save me. 503 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,920 I don't even know what to say. 504 00:43:15,469 --> 00:43:16,678 Daddy. 505 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,187 Calm down and tell me what's going on. 506 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:29,566 Grandpa gene. He's not supposed to be here anymore. 507 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,359 He's not. 508 00:43:31,485 --> 00:43:35,363 He's called gene, he sleeps in his room, he iooksjust like him, 509 00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:39,701 and I bet when he starts talking, he's gonna sound just like him, too. 510 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:43,997 He's a baby. That's it. 511 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:51,922 I want you to go to sleep. There's no such thing as ghosts. 512 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,276 Betts, this has to stop. 513 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:16,863 There's nothing I can do. She's jealous of her little brother. 514 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:20,450 No, she's notjealous, she's scared, and it's all because he has that name. 515 00:44:20,534 --> 00:44:21,910 "That name." 516 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,013 You've never liked it and you haven't hidden it well, 517 00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:28,291 - and now you're bringing her into this. - That's ridiculous. Let's talk about Sally. 518 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:32,045 She's a child. She'll get over it. Now you have to. 519 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,423 He was my father and that was his name. 520 00:44:35,549 --> 00:44:39,427 It's what people do, Don. It's how they keep the memory alive. 521 00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:42,681 He hated me and I hated him. That's the memory. 522 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,391 That's his name! 523 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:54,109 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to wake him. 524 00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:59,906 That's okay, honey. Everything's fine. 525 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,953 Come on. Let's get you to sleep. 526 00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:34,566 Come over here. 527 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,874 You see? It's all right. 528 00:45:59,174 --> 00:46:01,343 This is your little brother, 529 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,347 and he's only a baby. 530 00:46:07,557 --> 00:46:09,726 We don't know who he is yet, 531 00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,812 or who he's going to be. 532 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:18,526 And that is a wonderful thing.