1 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,918 Who is Don draper? 2 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:53,304 Excuse me? 3 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,098 Who is Don draper? 4 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,437 What do men say when you ask that? 5 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,665 Well, they usually take a minute to think about it, 6 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,441 and then they do something cute. 7 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:08,277 One creative director said he was a lion tamer. 8 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,489 I don't want to do that. 9 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:13,783 In the third person? 10 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,534 I don't know. 11 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:18,746 Knockout wife, two kids, house in Westchester. 12 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,416 Take the train, maybe take your car now that you can afford it. 13 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,585 And who told you that? 14 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:28,256 Anything? I mean, now's your chance. 15 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:33,552 Well, as I said before, I'm from the midwest. 16 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:37,265 We were taught that it's not polite to talk about yourself. 17 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,897 Obviously your glo-coat floor wax commercials caused a bit of a squeal. 18 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:46,732 On the creative side, anyway. 19 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:48,567 What made you think of this idea? 20 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:53,030 I wanted it to be indistinguishable from the movies. 21 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,950 I wanted people to be watching it and say, 22 00:01:56,826 --> 00:02:01,205 "what's happening in the story right now? It's something else." 23 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:04,000 It's not an ad. 24 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,421 At least not for the first 30 seconds of it. 25 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,425 Very good, then. I think I have all I need. 26 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,027 It's only a few hundred words, 27 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,691 but on the bright side, the picture may be bigger than the article. 28 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:21,434 You all should meet. This is Jack Hammond from advertising age. 29 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:22,852 Roger sterling and Pete Campbell. 30 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,305 I hope we're not interrupting this crisp and engaging portrait you're painting. 31 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,442 Steady there. 32 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:36,365 - What happened there? - Korea. 33 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,744 We're grateful for your sacrifice. Peter. 34 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:43,039 Jack. Well, it's nice to meet you all. 35 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:46,751 Yeah, I'd love to bend your ear when I finish my book. 36 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,669 Certainly. 37 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:50,212 Don, it was a pleasure. 38 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,340 - I look foward to the article. - We all do. 39 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:01,390 My uncle lost his leg hitching a trailer. 40 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,269 He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any. 41 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:08,356 - We don't have time, Roger. - One quick pop, Louise. 42 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:11,901 All right. Where is this party? The Sheraton? 43 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,278 A wooden leg. 44 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:17,406 They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter. 45 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,121 I'm Peter Campbell, and I'm assuming you're Jim. 46 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,998 - Yeah. - And this must be Murray. 47 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,750 Bob. Murray stayed in Portland. 48 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,420 Too bad. Missing jackhammer season. Roger sterling. 49 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,633 - And you must be Donald draper. - Don. 50 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,259 Bob. 51 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:41,415 We're very, very excited you had time to meet with us, Don. 52 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,477 Murray told us y&r had done glo-coat. 53 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,938 Turns out everybody in New York, except him, knows it's you. 54 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,315 And I think they're a little jealous. 55 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:54,610 Can't tell who the client is here. 56 00:03:56,529 --> 00:04:01,075 I know a little, but what we need to know, what Don needs to know is, 57 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,202 what exactly is your concern? 58 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,704 Well, I must say I'm getting tired of saying this today. 59 00:04:06,122 --> 00:04:07,581 Next time, just have one meeting. 60 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:13,045 We at jantzen have had a steady 25% bite of the apple. 61 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,131 But the two-piece is most of our concern. 62 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,383 You have a great bikini. 63 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:21,220 I've spent some time with the catalog, and I would say no concerns at all. 64 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,472 It's not a bikini. 65 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,725 Bikini is unden/vear you wear to the beach. 66 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:28,727 We make a two-piece bathing suit. 67 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,314 We're a family company. 68 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:36,819 And nowadays it's tough to make a dent if your ads don't look like a girlie magazine. 69 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,031 Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two-piece, 70 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,259 or do you just want to make sure 71 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:45,077 women who want a two-piece don't suddenly buy a bikini? 72 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:52,334 My lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain. 73 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:58,090 Our competitors get bigger the smaller they make that swimsuit. 74 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,926 We don't do that. 75 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:04,096 We would like to find a way without playing in the gutter. 76 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,723 And that's just who our customers are. 77 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:07,516 Right now. 78 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,605 I love how they sit there like a couple of choirboys. 79 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,900 You know one of them is leaving New York with VD. 80 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,612 - Where the hell have you been? - What's the problem? 81 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,697 - Don! - Can you give me a minute? 82 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,240 I don't mind waiting. 83 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:34,585 How'd it go? 84 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,295 Get back to work. 85 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,767 How was your interview? 86 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,311 Count to 100 and buzz me. 87 00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:59,985 You missed Jeff Atherton. 88 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,030 He came here expressly to see you. 89 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,283 I'm sorry, I didn't know he was coming, and I don't know who that is. 90 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:09,995 You have no idea how tiny this place looks to a stranger. 91 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,929 Did you tell him about the second floor? 92 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:15,084 I refuse to be any part of that charade. 93 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:19,046 I wanted an office downtown. We overspent. 94 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,965 We could have got a lot more for our money. 95 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,688 And we could have had a conference table. 96 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:26,554 Atherton thought the lack of a conference table was deliberate. 97 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:31,392 He felt that a circle of chairs demands a conversation. 98 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,936 About why there is notable. 99 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,652 They loved you. What exactly is the problem? 100 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,029 Well, first of all, they're prudes. 101 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:46,865 Second of all, y&r was standing in the hallway when we left. 102 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:51,036 - You've been on a cattle call before. - When the competition was fair. 103 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:55,040 Every hour of my time has to be accounted for in the growth of this company. 104 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,626 Get me in a room where I have a chance. 105 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,715 In the end, it's going to come down to big versus small. 106 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:06,135 There's two firms in the middle, kenyon & eckhardt and d'arcy. 107 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,418 They'll cancel each other out. 108 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,055 Y&r has six floors of creative. 109 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,391 They can throw bodies at this account for weeks. 110 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,954 We don't have that kind of firepower. 111 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:17,313 We don't have to. We're the scrappy upstart. 112 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,733 You don't say that to the clients, do you? 113 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,986 - Your accountant is waiting. - Send him in. 114 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:28,574 Creatively, y&r is not capable of living in this neighborhood. 115 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,159 You know why? 116 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,703 Because you don't work there. 117 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:40,711 John. 118 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,546 Marsha. 119 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:44,506 John. 120 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,175 Marsha. 121 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,344 John. 122 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,014 Happy Thanksgiving. 123 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,266 My mother's gonna be over the moon. 124 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,852 Enjoy it. It's the last thing we're going to get from them. 125 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,605 - What? - Did you kill sugarberry? 126 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,856 That's a third of my work. 127 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,733 Stop jumping to conclusions. 128 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,253 I guess when kreutzer said they were going to send us all hams, 129 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:08,322 he really meant one in a cardboard box with no note. 130 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,491 It's about as subtle as an atomic bomb. 131 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:11,825 Maybe they're cheap. 132 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,006 Do you honestly think this is a good sign? 133 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,706 - The work was old-fashioned. - And whose fault is that? 134 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,460 Well, testing at four supermarkets in queens. 135 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,545 How much were they spending? Nothing. 136 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,090 If the test was a success, they would have gone national, 137 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,467 and it could be a big account. 138 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,885 Damn it! 139 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,262 I thought we were getting on a streak. 140 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,392 Does this mean I'm down to two days a week? 141 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,227 Don hated the work. 142 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,519 Put the ham on his desk. 143 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,761 He's probably having Thanksgiving dinner alone in there. 144 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:43,649 That's not nice. 145 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,567 Marsha! 146 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,528 I'm serious. 147 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,075 I have a life insurance policy. It's a company policy. 148 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,494 It pays the company, not the family. 149 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,121 What do you think? 150 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,833 It wouldn't be bad to have a little security for the kids. 151 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,001 According to this, I'm already a wealthy man. 152 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,962 Uncle Sam will take a healthy bite. 153 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,588 He already has. 154 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:11,468 And the only other issue is the house. 155 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,553 What about it? 156 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,098 Well, October 1st, she was supposed to be out. 157 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,518 It seemed so far away when we agreed to that. 158 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:24,189 Get her and him out of there and sell it. 159 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:27,192 I can call Ben michaelson and have him draft a doozy. 160 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:29,987 Start world war III? 161 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:35,659 You're carrying a mortgage, plus insurance, and taxes for a house you don't live in. 162 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,455 Leave it alone. 163 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,042 So how are your balls? Are you enjoying yourself? 164 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,295 Come on. 165 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,007 "I don't want it like this. I want it like that. 166 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,092 "Not too much of that, just a little like this." 167 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,428 And then they look at it, and they don't like it. 168 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,698 Two of their test markets are in Jewish neighborhoods. 169 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,265 They're idiots. 170 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,894 How much does it cost for us to buy all the product? 171 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,938 Too much, and we'd have to do it every day. 172 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,110 So how much does it cost for us to get 173 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:13,739 100 women to line up at one store one afternoon, 174 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,948 clean them out once? 175 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,368 One hundred people? Do you know how big a line that is? 176 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,870 People would talk about it. 177 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,747 - It's a PR stunt. - We don't do that. 178 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,708 - Why not? - Because you can't charge for it. 179 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,169 So what? 180 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:33,133 Two women fighting over one ham, but they have to really fight. 181 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,260 They have to get arrested or something. 182 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,845 Because it's the last ham. 183 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,181 We don't have to write a play. 184 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,059 It's Thanksgiving. They're shopping, the stakes are very high. 185 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:46,211 Old Chuck Dewey could probably get a story in the daily news for a case of something. 186 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:50,192 $25 per actress. We could get Gladys what's-her-name. 187 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,275 Who's the old lady who never takes off her mittens? 188 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:53,779 I don't have any money. 189 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,031 - John! - Marsha! 190 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:59,284 I can use my expense account if I say they're whores. 191 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:02,329 Top-shelf liquor, what's that gonna run? 192 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,624 Harry gets a case a month for sticking his nose up some guy's ass at nbc. 193 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,168 Should I run it by Don? 194 00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,628 Really? 195 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,466 We'll see. I'll call casting. 196 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,767 Good. I got you when you're vulnerable. 197 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,729 What do you need? 198 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,940 Someone white to carve our Turkey. 199 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,317 I can't, Roger. I have plans. 200 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,986 You told me that. 201 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,530 Then you told me you had the kids the day after. 202 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,032 But you never said no to Jane's friend Bethany. 203 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,221 I was thinking the other day about what happens when you leave here, 204 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,663 and it made me very upset. 205 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,790 I could say the same thing. 206 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,751 I'll paint you the picture that's in my mind, 207 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,355 but if it's true, I might kill myself. 208 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,505 I've hardly been a monk. 209 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,426 Forget that she knows Jane. This girl's terrific. 210 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:01,763 She looks like Virginia Mayo, she's 25, mount holyoke gymnastics team. 211 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:03,640 See her this weekend. 212 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,435 You hit it off, come Turkey day, maybe you can stuff her. 213 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,945 Sweetheart, 8:00 Saturday night, Jimmy's la grange. 214 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,030 For beauty and the beast. 215 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,114 Roger. 216 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,951 They have chicken Kiev. The butter squirts everywhere. 217 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,214 Hello, Mr. Draper. 218 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,008 Hello, Celia. 219 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,184 I made you some pork chops. They're good cold, too. 220 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,561 I look foward to it. 221 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,980 But you don't eat nothing. 222 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,312 Have you seen my shine kit? 223 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,070 I put it on the top of the closet. 224 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,655 The children coming this weekend? 225 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,825 No. You need to put things back where you found them. 226 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,163 I didn't want to leave it in the middle of the floor. 227 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,929 Okay, good night. You have a good weekend. 228 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,305 And eat something. 229 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,545 Let me out of here! 230 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,798 Let me out of here! 231 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,427 Let me out of here! 232 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,559 Footprints on a wet floor. That's no longer a hanging offense. 233 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:15,897 Glo-coat's patented formula goes on easy and dries in seconds. 234 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,631 So how do you know Jane? 235 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:27,219 Before you ask me all the questions, you have to let me finish one glass. 236 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,305 I don't have to ask you any questions. 237 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:36,895 I think I'm actually nervous. I haven't done this since college. 238 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,107 Not that it was so long ago, although it seems like it. 239 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,942 I borrowed a dress. 240 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,778 You sat down so fast I didn't get a good look. 241 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,321 Do you want to see it? 242 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,797 I can't believe I did that. 243 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,801 It's hard to believe there are two girls who can wear that. 244 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,556 Don, I want to lift a shadow off this evening. 245 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,016 I know this is your first date. 246 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,060 First that Roger was involved in. 247 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,771 Of course. I'm sure. It's just... 248 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:25,026 I'm breaking a lot of my rules seeing a divorced man. 249 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,573 But Jane has made you her personal cause. 250 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,744 And there are so many real problems in the world. 251 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:39,791 I know. The world is so dark right now. 252 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,210 The country? 253 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,008 My goodness, you've made me feel very serious all of a sudden. 254 00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:51,303 I don't know if I can make you feel better about the world. 255 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:56,099 One of the boys killed in Mississippi, Andrew Goodman, he was from here. 256 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,978 A girlfriend of mine knew him from summer camp. 257 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,023 Is that what it takes to change things? 258 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,777 What do you do? 259 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,405 I'm an actress. 260 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,490 But right now I'm a super in the opera. 261 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,034 And what is that? 262 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,203 A supernumerary. 263 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,622 We're the actors that fill the stage. 264 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,749 Like the chorus? 265 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,959 No singing. 266 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,379 I do a lot of mock drinking. I'm a wench. 267 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:30,508 I'm a courtesan. Part of a harem. 268 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,510 It depends on the opera. 269 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,431 That is truly fascinating. 270 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,478 I love the music, and I love backstage. 271 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,731 Our costumes are as good as the singers'. 272 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,192 And I love the stories. 273 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,195 They're very romantic. 274 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,364 Have you been? 275 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:54,908 I have. 276 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,953 But only for business, so I've never enjoyed it. 277 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,830 Well, then you must come as my guest. 278 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,795 They give the supers tickets instead of paying a decent wage. 279 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,296 Madam? 280 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,216 I don't even need to look. Chicken Kiev. 281 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,884 They make you wear a bib. 282 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,804 Come on. Let's have some fun. 283 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,974 Two chicken Kievs. 284 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,901 The barbizon. 285 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,444 I bet that would make a great opera. 286 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,822 It would. 287 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,324 Well, I guess this is "good night." 288 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,994 Okay. 289 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,164 Good night. 290 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,670 So am I gonna see you at Roger and Jane's for Thanksgiving? 291 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,466 It's tempting, but I have plans. 292 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,263 I'm sure the holidays must be very complex. 293 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,950 It may have been a while since you've had to pick up on messages, 294 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,661 but I want to see you again. 295 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,955 How about right now? 296 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:27,959 I stopped the meter. We can start it again. It'll be like I just picked you up. 297 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,545 Will you please take a weak no? 298 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,132 Let's see where we are new year's Eve. 299 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,427 - If it's meant to be, it'll keep. - Let me walk you in. 300 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,680 No. I know that trick. 301 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,540 Waverly and 6th Avenue. 302 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,421 I think you both really acquitted yourselves well. 303 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,550 She doesn't know when to stop. You don't know when to stop. 304 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,136 My objective was to get the ham. 305 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,098 No one told you to hit me. That wasn't part of it. 306 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,643 The important thing is that... Here's Mr. Campbell. 307 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,273 I've been assured that you ladies can look for your names 308 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,609 and perhaps your picture in Monday's daily news. 309 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:35,860 What section? 310 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,279 It's the daily news. It's one big section. 311 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,118 All in all, not a bad way to spend a Sunday. 312 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,872 Can you go back to the market and get me some aspirin? 313 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,876 We probably shouldn't have any more contact for the time being. 314 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,045 Shall we? 315 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:02,387 We really appreciate your talent and, of course, your discretion. 316 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,472 You hurt me. 317 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,141 Ladies, ladies, ladies! 318 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,560 Daisy! 319 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,853 Walk her to the train. 320 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,773 - Are you okay, dear? - Yeah. 321 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,277 Let's get you in a cab. 322 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,657 Morning. 323 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,826 Welcome back. How was Los Angeles? 324 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,578 Very hard to leave. 325 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,497 I would love a vacation. 326 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:33,251 It wasn't a vacation. I had a lot of tsuris with Lucy and desi. 327 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,336 Has someone been using my office? 328 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,230 Mr. Sterling doesn't have a television. 329 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,176 I'm calling a meeting for 11:00. No, make it 1:00. 330 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,387 - Do we have a table yet? - 1:30, and no. 331 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,826 Do you know where the secor rough cut is? 332 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,101 I got it! 333 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:53,976 Don't you want to know why? 334 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,525 I sold the jai alai TV special. 335 00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,777 Really? 336 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:03,823 Abc, they're moving towards all these eccentric sporting events, go-karts. 337 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,034 Well, that's very exciting. 338 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,012 Can you get someone to track down a cup of coffee for me? 339 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,370 And I'd love a grapefruitjuice. 340 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,539 And, Joan, that is my news. 341 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,042 I won't even tell people after it's aired. 342 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,590 Good morning, Mr. Draper. 343 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,636 Don, can I speak with you for a minute? 344 00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,186 Morning. 345 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:37,315 - Lane, would you excuse us for a minute? - Of course. 346 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,192 Good morning, Don. 347 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:49,118 You know, no one who's ever been associated with an actual event 348 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,483 has thought it's been portrayed honestly in the newspaper. 349 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,629 "Donald draper, or Don as he is known, perhaps in an attempt to appear humble, 350 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,089 "is a handsome cipher. 351 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,592 "One imagines somewhere in an attic 352 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,804 "there's a painting of him that's rapidly aging." 353 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,348 For a guy from ad age, he can really write. 354 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,976 - He also says you're married. - Jesus. 355 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,104 He never asked me that. Did he check any facts? 356 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,607 You didn't give him any facts. He had to make some assumptions. 357 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:23,945 My job is to write ads, not go around talking about who I am. 358 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,197 Who knows who you are? 359 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:29,784 This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm. 360 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,287 - Why do you have so many copies? - I bought one to read. 361 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:35,999 I was going to buy one to frame in reception, and then I read it. 362 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,167 I just wanted to get them all before anyone else did. 363 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,378 It'll be lining bird cages by Friday. 364 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,963 This is a missed opportunity. 365 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:46,092 You turned all the sizzle from glo-coat into a wet fart. 366 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,969 Plus, you sound like a prick. 367 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,179 Well, it's done. 368 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,433 I learned a valuable lesson. 369 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,976 Stay away from one-legged reporters. 370 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,980 Yeah, I was thinking about that. Who is he to criticize anybody? 371 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,151 Just so you don't kill yourself, there was some good news. 372 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:07,113 Jane's friend found you to be charming. Although a little grabby in the car. 373 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,365 That is good news. Thank you. 374 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,993 She liked you. Maybe you should have fondled peg-leg Pete. 375 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,912 They raise you up and they knock you down. 376 00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,473 I don't know what I could have done differently. 377 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,834 I believe that you were being modest, but he didn't. 378 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:23,880 I'm sorry, but after the year you've had, it's just not appropriate anymore. 379 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:30,637 He's expecting us! 380 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,515 - Is Joey coming? - I'm here. 381 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,685 Why can't you come to our office? 382 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:39,913 Do you want to hear what sugarberry said or not? 383 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,022 Shoot 384 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,983 it was uproarious. First it's Darryl, 385 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,503 and he tells me about how they stared at the article all day yesterday, 386 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,029 worrying about a lawsuit. 387 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:51,407 So I hang up and debate whether or not to tell Don, throw myself on my sword. 388 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,452 And then kreutzer calls to tell me other papers picked up the story. 389 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,537 And I think, "he knows it's us," but how could he? 390 00:24:56,871 --> 00:25:00,541 And he said everyone, especially Darryl, was very excited. 391 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,336 And then he gets Christian. 392 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,380 He's sorry someone got hurt, 393 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:09,133 but more people will taste their ham now, and they'll love it. 394 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:10,843 It's beautiful. 395 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,655 How do you put something like this in your book? 396 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,180 You can't. We can't even charge them. 397 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:17,433 Well, it wouldn't be a bad idea for them to increase their media budget. 398 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,936 - Seize the moment. - With more crappy ads? 399 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,146 - Hopefully not. - You use it. 400 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:25,983 "The winner of the ham battle is you." 401 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,193 Can you imagine? 402 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,436 Lane's dentures would drop out of his head if we came in with an additional buy. 403 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,077 "Our hams are worth fighting for." 404 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:42,583 A cartoon pilgrim and an Indian in a tug of war with the ham. 405 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:45,211 Old ladies will smile. 406 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,275 Why didn't you pitch that two months ago? It's good on its own. 407 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:50,258 A slogan's nothing when you have a good idea. 408 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,011 Black crayon. I need it in an hour. 409 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,722 Chop-chop, Joey. 410 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,351 Clara, could you get Darryl for me at sugarberry? 411 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,728 Tell him it's urgent. 412 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,604 I may need you. 413 00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,650 Horace cook, Jr. it's urgent. 414 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,945 Ho-ho. How was Tijuana? 415 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,245 I have to say, it's a very flattering picture. 416 00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,803 And I don't think I'd mind being described that way. 417 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:20,204 Mr. Crane, you're a salesman. 418 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,623 You do not want to be known as mysterious. 419 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,667 There'll be no further discussion. 420 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:28,504 I just got off the phone with ho-ho. Jai alai is leaving. 421 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,798 - What? - It's over. 422 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,551 Bullshit. I just sold a TV special to abc. 423 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:37,054 Well, apparently Don didn't mention them in the article. 424 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,392 I didn't mention anyone. That's the reporter's job. 425 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,229 Spectacular. 426 00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:47,607 What the hell's ho-ho doing reading ad age? 427 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:48,691 Fix it. 428 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:52,653 Todd got all the partners from cgc to call, and they worked them up and down. 429 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:55,573 - They told him we laugh about him. - I don't! 430 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,743 Get him on the phone, get him in here or camp out in his driveway. 431 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,036 He hung up on me. 432 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,373 I think he was crying. 433 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,836 How much was left in ho-ho anyway? 434 00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:11,964 We'll survive with jai alai off our list. 435 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:14,759 We will survive, but for how long? 436 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:18,846 The loss of jai alai makes lucky strike 71 % of our billings. 437 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,182 It's an untenably insecure position. 438 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,446 Harry, why don't you call and pretend like you don't know any of this. 439 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,524 Give it an hour so he'll take the call. 440 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:33,319 I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it. 441 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:44,247 I'm going to have to get you another interview. 442 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,749 The wall street journal. 443 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:50,127 And what do I do differently? I told him the truth. 444 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:53,881 Who gives a crap what I say anyway? My work speaks for me. 445 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,885 Turning creative success into business is your work. 446 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,513 And you've failed. 447 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,023 It'll pass. 448 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,782 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. 449 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,659 Happy Thanksgiving. 450 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:23,661 We started without you. 451 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,747 Grandma pauline, I told you mother's was at noon. We already ate. 452 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:29,917 Well, you're supposed to overeat on Thanksgiving. 453 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,669 Thank you. 454 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,754 Jamie, you'll have something? 455 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,757 We missed dessert. 456 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:38,926 You're next to your father. 457 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,220 Put up some coffee, dear. 458 00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:43,848 - Hi, daddy. - Isn't that sweet? 459 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:47,935 We didn't forget you. 460 00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:52,105 What do you say? 461 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,482 - Thank you. - Thanks. 462 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,067 After you eat. 463 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,780 The traffic was simply murder. 464 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,825 That's because that's what's become of this country. 465 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,952 Everyone has two thanksgivings to go to. 466 00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:09,123 Maybe we have twice as much to be thankful for. 467 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,923 Don't you like the food, dear? 468 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:19,800 - No. - Sally draper, that's rude. 469 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:23,471 - You love cranberry sauce. - It has seeds in it. 470 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,140 - How about the sweet potato? - I'm not hungry. 471 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,310 Look, there's marshmallow. 472 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:36,651 Oh, lord. 473 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,238 She might have a fever. 474 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:44,533 - I'm sorry. - It's all right, dear. 475 00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,869 Isabel, can you bring a rag? 476 00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:49,330 Stop pinching me! 477 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,671 I love sweet potatoes. 478 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:02,843 Isabel 479 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,723 happy Thanksgiving. 480 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,731 Do you want a drink? 481 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:18,567 I don't have much time. I have supper with my family. 482 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:20,945 Of course you do. 483 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,072 Should I not have mentioned my family? 484 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,715 I never know how you're going to react. 485 00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:26,701 No, that's fine. 486 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:40,256 - Let me take off my brassiere. - No. In a minute. 487 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,883 Stop telling me what to do. I know what you want. 488 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,302 So do it. 489 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:50,224 Harder. 490 00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:54,145 Again. 491 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,199 Hold on. 492 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,417 Surprise. It's for you. 493 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,006 Why did you answer it? 494 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,884 It was the third try. I couldn't take it. 495 00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:31,015 - Hello? - Happy Thanksgiving. 496 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,225 Happy Thanksgiving. 497 00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:36,270 I'm sorry to bother you. I didn't know you'd have guests. 498 00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:37,730 What's wrong? 499 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,650 I need $280 for bail. 500 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:43,986 Bye. 501 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:46,280 Where are you? 502 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,449 It's not for me. 503 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,371 Spit it out, honey. 504 00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:57,750 You're going to laugh. 505 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:04,465 Pete and I hired some actresses to get in a fight over a sugarberry ham. 506 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:06,634 You know, as a stunt. 507 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,970 We got them to increase their media budget. 508 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:12,306 Hello? 509 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,141 I'm here. 510 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:18,270 Well, one of them pressed charges against the other for assault. 511 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:22,149 It's $80 bail and $100 apiece to keep their mouths shut. 512 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,318 And it has to happen today. 513 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,403 Call Pete! 514 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,698 Do you think you're my first call? 515 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:35,663 Hello. I'm so sorry to bother you. 516 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,916 - I ought to let you twist in the wind. - It still worked out. 517 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,418 - You'll be very happy. - I'm not happy. 518 00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:45,047 And I don't think it's funny or cute. You run something like that by me first. 519 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,442 I would have kept you from looking like an idiot, 520 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,866 or worse yet, making me look like one. Is that what you want? 521 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,063 You want people to think we're idiots, Peggy? 522 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,309 Hey, there's no reason for name-calling. She's been agonizing. 523 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:58,435 Who are you? 524 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,855 I'm her fiancé. 525 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:02,898 Mark, don't. 526 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:06,110 Why'd you bring him up here if you didn't want him involved? 527 00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:09,697 I know. I'm sorry, Don. 528 00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:16,287 - Fiancé? - It just came out. 529 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,629 Did you put the dog out? 530 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:29,258 It's cold outside. But I locked her in the laundry room. 531 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,891 It's not cold in here. 532 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:53,574 Sally. 533 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,035 I was calling daddy. 534 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:58,078 Hello? 535 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,248 I wanted to wish him a happy Thanksgiving. 536 00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:03,667 You'll see him tomorrow. 537 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:06,670 You want to call him to complain about how awful I am? 538 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:09,506 Don't expect any sympathy when he hears my side of the story. 539 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,550 - Don't! - Go to bed. 540 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:22,436 I'm going to have them take that phone out of the hallway. 541 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:33,030 Tomorrow, when the kids go, 542 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,992 why don't we have Carla take the baby, and we'll drive to a nice dinner? 543 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,578 Maybe essex. 544 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:42,498 The griswold inn. 545 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:45,501 Okay. 546 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:52,132 I'm really full, Betty. 547 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,810 Daddy! 548 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:04,979 Dad. 549 00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:11,026 - How much Turkey did you eat? - I ate everything. 550 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:15,030 - Hello, daddy. - Hello. 551 00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:20,327 9:00 tomorrow night. 552 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:23,080 - Where's the baby? - I had Carla take him. 553 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,374 You weren't going to. Henry and I have plans. 554 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,542 I'd like to see him. 555 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,005 - Hello, Don. - Henry. 556 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,508 Come on, let's go. 557 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,528 Garage door. 558 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,034 What are you doing? 559 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,036 You know what I'm doing. 560 00:36:10,044 --> 00:36:12,379 The button fell off my pajamas. 561 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:16,967 - I'll sew it on in the morning. - You know how to sew? 562 00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:19,470 I can do a button. I'll show you. 563 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:29,122 I'll leave the light on in the bathroom so there won't be any more problems, okay? 564 00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:30,314 Okay. 565 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:31,815 Good night, daddy. 566 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:36,904 Good night, both of you. 567 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,282 Do you have your key? 568 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,676 - Hello? - Maybe they're asleep. 569 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,221 Go upstairs. 570 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:19,431 What the hell is the dog doing in the house? 571 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:22,384 You run up to bed. I'll wait. 572 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:23,969 For what? 573 00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:28,765 It's almost 10:00. 574 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,602 - I thought you said 10:00. - She didn't. 575 00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,479 I've waited for you plenty of times. 576 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:36,273 Henry, do you mind? 577 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,359 - Betty? - It's okay. 578 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:41,403 Does that mean I should stay or not stay? 579 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:42,779 Stay. 580 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,827 When are you moving out? 581 00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:50,704 I don't know. 582 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,587 Well, you were supposed to be out a month ago. 583 00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:55,209 We haven't found the right place for the kids. 584 00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:58,420 Well, either do as we agreed, or I'm gonna need to collect rent. 585 00:38:58,504 --> 00:38:59,505 What? 586 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,052 Or you could just buy it from me if you want to. 587 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:06,220 - I can't believe you. - Don, it's temporary. 588 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:08,555 Believe me, Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary. 589 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:11,975 Good night. 590 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,233 He has some nerve. 591 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,904 I know you don't want to hear this, but he's right. 592 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,867 Haven't the kids been through enough change already? 593 00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:33,372 - I can't just uproot them with no place to go. - You're not even looking. 594 00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:35,791 There's nothing out there, and he doesn't decide. 595 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:49,429 Miss Olson is here to see you. 596 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:55,811 Send her in. 597 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,318 They sent one for each of us. 598 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,531 Could have just as easily fired us. 599 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:10,617 But they didn't, because they sold more hams. 600 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:14,037 And now you get to tell them why if you want. 601 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:15,289 I think they'll be impressed. 602 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,500 Well, I'm not. 603 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:23,088 I try and stay away from these kinds of shenanigans. 604 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,211 But I guess you knew that or you would have told me. 605 00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:28,343 It was going great until it wasn't. 606 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,305 Thanks for the ham. 607 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,142 I should have told you. 608 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,979 Since when do you have a fiance? 609 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,440 I don't. 610 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,110 But you didn't have to do that that way. 611 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,205 You brought him with you because you thought I wouldn't embarrass you. 612 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:49,990 At least I'm thinking ahead. 613 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,826 Doesn't always work, does it? 614 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:58,415 You need to think a little bit more about the image of this agency. 615 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,084 Well, nobody knows about the ham stunt, 616 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:04,504 so our image remains pretty much where you left it. 617 00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:08,342 I won't need you in the jantzen presentation. 618 00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:10,010 Now you're being spiteful. 619 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:14,056 No, I just think it would be better not to have a girl in the room. 620 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:21,563 You know something? We are all here because of you. 621 00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:25,817 All we want to do is please you. 622 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:38,163 Why don't I put them in the pantry? Christmas is around the corner. 623 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,248 Put them in the basement. 624 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:44,044 Did the children like their gifts? 625 00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:46,588 They did. 626 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,843 It's nice the holiday is memorable in some other way. 627 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,514 I'm sorry a little girl spoiled your Thanksgiving. 628 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,265 Next time I'll tell her not to get sick. 629 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:02,062 I've raised children in my life, Henry. They're terrified of her. 630 00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:04,606 You don't know any of the people you're talking about. 631 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:07,067 Well, I know what you see in her. 632 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,569 And you could have gotten it without marrying. 633 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:13,907 Why can't you give her a chance? She loves you. 634 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,909 She's a silly woman. 635 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:21,456 Honestly, Henry. I don't know how you can stand living in that man's dirt. 636 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,008 You go to the swimming pool, you go to the beach, 637 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:34,594 take off your robe, you head into the cabana. 638 00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:38,223 There's no other way to slice it, you're getting undressed. 639 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,725 Can I put my feet on this? 640 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:42,936 - Pretend like it's your living room. - Thank you. 641 00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:46,356 What separates a bathing suit from unden/vear? 642 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:51,820 The cut and the print of the cloth and some sort of gentlemen's agreement. 643 00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:01,288 "So well built, we can't show you the second floor." 644 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,841 I think that's a little suggestive. 645 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,011 Good. That's what I was going for. 646 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,971 A wink, but it's not a leer. 647 00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:20,474 We don't want a wink. 648 00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:23,935 I think I explained our product is for modest people. 649 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:27,105 Modest people want to be stimulated, too. 650 00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:29,065 This draws them in in a way 651 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:31,169 that will make your competitors seem crude and obvious. 652 00:43:31,193 --> 00:43:33,111 Plus, they'll be dying to see the suit. 653 00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:35,280 They'll be dying to see the girl. 654 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,158 And for all we know, she's not even wearing a top. 655 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:41,328 You'll get them into the store. Isn't that the point? 656 00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:45,499 It's not wholesome. It's not... 657 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,168 Did I tell you we're a family company? 658 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,921 I think I know what you're looking for. 659 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:53,006 A couple of women bouncing a beach ball, 660 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,175 little girl in front of them building a sandcastle. 661 00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:00,931 Your competitors are gonna keep killing you because you're too scared of the skin 662 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,850 that your two-piece was designed to show off. 663 00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:08,688 Well, it's somehow dirtier not seeing anything. 664 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,484 You need to decide what kind of company you want to be. 665 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,321 Comfortable and dead, or risky and possibly rich. 666 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:18,865 All I know is we don't want that. 667 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,805 Well, gentlemen, you were wondering what a creative agency looks like, 668 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,497 there you have it. 669 00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:28,667 Hope you enjoyed looking in the window. 670 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:31,711 Give me a minute. 671 00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:36,007 Where are you going? 672 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:39,094 Control yourself. Cool off. 673 00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:43,306 And hopefully Campbell can talk them into hearing a few more ideas in a week or so. 674 00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:46,101 What? No. That's not the point. 675 00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:50,272 Out. Get out. 676 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,773 - Don. - Excuse me? 677 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:54,317 Get your things and get out of my office now. 678 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,404 Come on. Let's go. 679 00:45:06,288 --> 00:45:08,748 Call Bert Cooper's man at the wall street journal. 680 00:45:16,298 --> 00:45:19,676 There's always a name in every partnership that defines who they are. 681 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:24,014 In the case of sterling Cooper draper pryce, would you say that's Donald draper? 682 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:26,766 Yes. 683 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:28,810 Really? 684 00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:32,606 Last year, our agency was being swallowed whole. 685 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,358 I realized I had two choices. 686 00:45:35,442 --> 00:45:39,112 I could die of boredom or holster up my guns. 687 00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:44,701 So iwalked into Lane pryce's office and I said, 688 00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:45,952 "fire us." 689 00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:53,501 Two days later, we were operating out of the Pierre hotel. 690 00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:56,963 Within a year, we had taken over two floors of the time-life building.