1 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,628 Remind me, when did you stop taking the pills? 2 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,463 They ran out on the 2nd. 3 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,900 I'd say I would expect to be fertile again at the end of the cycle, 4 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:50,027 although from my experience, it's more likely a month. 5 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,845 All this time I've been afraid to skip one, but it could take a month? 6 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:57,975 Why don't you join him for basic training? It would boost the men's morale. 7 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:02,355 From what I remember, San Antonio is lovely this time of year. 8 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,065 We don't know when he's going. 9 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:08,236 You've been married two years, Joan? Most gals your age don't wait. 10 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,364 We have a plan. 11 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,910 Jojo, I know it's none of my business, 12 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:19,121 but I only went to Korea because they made me. 13 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,748 I didn't have a choice or a wife. 14 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:23,268 All I want to know is if my husband and I can start a family... 15 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,503 When my husband and I can start a family. 16 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,131 Go get them. 17 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:32,426 - Walter. - Yes? 18 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,596 I just want to make sure that... 19 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,932 Well, you know I've had a couple of procedures. 20 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,059 I just want to make sure they don't affect anything. 21 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:43,187 A couple? I only remember one. 22 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,899 There was one before that. Should I be worried? 23 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,237 Was the other performed by a physician? 24 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,156 She said she was a midwife. 25 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:59,245 Well, you got pregnant subsequently, and I know everything went fine here. 26 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,163 And, physically, everything looks fine. 27 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,294 Like the song says, "whatever will be, will be." 28 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:07,962 Happy new year. 29 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,394 - Good morning, Mr. Draper. - Good morning, Allison. 30 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,021 Coffee? 31 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,732 Yes, please. 32 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,618 I'm glad I caught you before you left. 33 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,662 The flight's not until 12:30. 34 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,081 We”, still, you've got to fight the tourists for a taxi, 35 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,959 and then if you hit traffic, triborough bridge, 36 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,754 somebody's always running out of gas, and I think you know who. 37 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:56,135 So I saw, on your way to acapulco, you have 24 hours in Los Angeles. 38 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,386 What do you want? 39 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,097 The brown derby, bill Asher. He'll probably try to cast you. 40 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:01,974 - Morning, Don, Harry. - Hello. 41 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:04,060 - Am I interrupting? - No. 42 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,164 I'll see you at the traffic meeting this afternoon. 43 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,314 We're still doing that? Why? 44 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,649 Just go to england already. Stop feeling guilty. 45 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,373 Take two weeks. You'll be twice as happy. 46 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,904 I'm happy when I'm working. 47 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,656 And I'm sure another day and a half of work will not come close 48 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:20,300 to the amount of fiddling about you did in Los Angeles this year. 49 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,412 Okay. Happy new year, Don. 50 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:30,336 There you are. Please make sure he signs these. 51 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,631 If I don't see you, happy new year. 52 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,299 Enjoy your family. 53 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:40,137 - Would you like to sign these now? - Might as well. 54 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,936 So, what will you be doing? 55 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,606 Don't worry. I'll be here till the bitter end. 56 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,526 No, I mean for new year's. 57 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,070 I'm gonna go see my sister in paterson over the weekend, 58 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:59,240 and, I don't know, probably Times Square. 59 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,616 I always wondered who did that. 60 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,022 It was a little scary last year, 61 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:06,205 but I think we'll have a whole bunch of girls this time. 62 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,208 - And sailors. - I'm sure. 63 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,730 But for the rest of the week, if you want me or someone else on your desk 64 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,465 - for west coast hours, I can arrange that. - I'll be fine. 65 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,183 Well, I'll let you know when you should leave. 66 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,553 Thank you. 67 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:28,269 Why is the door shut? 68 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,646 I don't like pipe smoke. He's very considerate. 69 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:34,150 - Could you tell him I'm here? - What is this regarding? 70 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,405 Sorry to bother you, but since Roger's not here, 71 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,616 I am sending Caroline uptown to get me some fried chicken for lunch, 72 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,577 and I know you like it. Interested? 73 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:45,953 I am. 74 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:47,663 Breast? Thigh? 75 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:49,457 One of each. 76 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,879 I wanted to ask you, I would like to put in a request now 77 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,131 for a few days off the second week of January. 78 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,008 But you have new year's off. 79 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,261 My husband's a doctor. His schedule's not erxible. 80 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,116 Why don't you go home and ask him how he would feel 81 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,185 about some nurse asking for a holiday immediately following a holiday? 82 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,146 I would be happy with two days. 83 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,899 Our financial planning and expense budgets for next year, 84 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,062 I'll need you to assist me. 85 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:19,361 We can do it now. No one knows why we're here anyway. 86 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,072 Because there's work to do. 87 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:25,284 And I understand that all men are dizzy and powerless to refuse you, 88 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,703 but consider me the incorruptible exception. 89 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,205 Fried chicken indeed. 90 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,791 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. 91 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,293 Now don't go and cry about it. 92 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:35,794 Excuse me? 93 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,423 I said, don't go and cry about it. 94 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:19,672 Hey. 95 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,841 Get off my porch. 96 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,177 You actually came. 97 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,432 What the hell happened to your leg? 98 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,894 It's broken. It didn't work that well to begin with. 99 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:38,941 How are you? 100 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:43,529 You just need a little r&r. 101 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,662 What happened? 102 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,582 Here's the lesson. Don't fry eggs in bare feet. 103 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:55,958 Sit down. 104 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,670 - What do you want? - Half of what you have. 105 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:02,965 You've got a leak. 106 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,135 I fixed the roof. It just needs a little makeup. 107 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,886 Call a painter. 108 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:12,600 I don't know. Once it stopped smelling, I kind of forgot about it. 109 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,566 Iwondered whose car that was. Hello, dick. 110 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:24,153 - Hello, Patty. It's been too long. - Stephanie. 111 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:28,073 Stephanie. Last time I saw you, you didn't have front teeth. 112 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,619 They're helping me while I'm in my fragile state, 113 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,287 although no one asked them to. 114 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,580 Can I get you something? 115 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,875 No, we live in south Pasadena. It's a long drive. 116 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,918 - Are you staying? - Just for the night. 117 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,129 - Here? - Patty, 118 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,840 remember you told me to tell you if you were intruding? 119 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,384 Try to keep her off her feet. 120 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,346 The cast isn't stable, and we don't need any more accidents. 121 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:55,267 Aunt Anna, I just left everything on the bed. I don't know where things go. 122 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:56,852 You can tell by looking. 123 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:07,112 She's never gotten over me qunking home-ec. 124 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,322 Dick, fix her a drink. 125 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:11,116 - Are you drinking age? - Yes, but don't bother. 126 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,371 Stephanie is studying poli sci at Cal. She should be studying music. 127 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,540 Berkeley? Are you sitting in? 128 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:23,921 I agree with what they're doing, but somebody's gotta go to class. 129 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,134 - Steph, are you ready? - Why don't you two stay for dinner? 130 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,139 Glenn and I have a bridge game at the dicksons', 131 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,055 and he's expecting a dinner of his own. 132 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,723 Good, 'cause I only want her to stay. 133 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:36,975 How will she get home? 134 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,060 I have a car. 135 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,716 Or she'll spend the night. You can get her in the morning. 136 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,777 Okay, you figure it out. Good night, sweetheart. 137 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,406 You know I'm very grateful. 138 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,910 - If I don't see you, dick, happy new year. - Happy new year. 139 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,358 I'm going to wash the road off me, 140 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:04,128 and then we are going to that place with the beer and abalone. 141 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,880 Perfect. Sounds like there's towels all over the bed. 142 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,259 Why am I staying? 143 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,262 I wanted him to meet you, and I know you've got grass. 144 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,019 Hello. 145 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,606 Come over here. 146 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:26,859 Is that your dinner? 147 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,694 I love your chicken. 148 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:32,197 How was the doctor? 149 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,450 Everything's good. 150 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,453 Good. I have to go. 151 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,415 Let me at least heat it up. You can take it with you. 152 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,669 Peabody's offered his place in the poconos for the 14th and 15th. 153 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:48,464 Greg, I can't get away, not then. 154 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:52,134 Joanie, I have to work new year's. I had to trade it for January. 155 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,103 Then get one of the Jewish docs to do it. You worked on their holiday. 156 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:59,641 Joanie, you don't think I'd rather be smelling perfume than lysol? 157 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,965 Tell me what you want me to do. 158 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,895 Because it's not your problem, too? 159 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,274 Why don't you just not show up? 160 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,817 I'll lose my job. 161 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,652 - We'll make it. - Until when? 162 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,321 Until I leave for basic, 163 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,758 and then it's just a couple of weeks, and then I'll be home. 164 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,617 And then you're going to Vietnam. 165 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:17,910 We don't know that. 166 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,245 That makes me feel better. 167 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,015 Just keep marking off the days on the calendar 168 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,582 while I keep planning for our future. 169 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,711 I'll see you tomorrow when you're on your way out. 170 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,775 You don't even know when you're going! 171 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,425 Soon. 172 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:40,307 So I'd say Laura was the worst roommate. 173 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,935 She had a nervous breakdown. 174 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:47,731 One morning, she's reading the Bible instead of her psych book. 175 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:53,403 The next morning she woke me up, leaning over me with this crazy smile 176 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:57,699 and said, "morning, Stephanie. Have you heard the good news?" 177 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,868 There are worse things. 178 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,703 No, there aren't. 179 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,915 Where did you go to school, dick? 180 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:10,170 I strung together a few nonconsecutive years 181 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,840 in night school, city college. 182 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,925 A self-made man. 183 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:19,596 What's it like taking off your suit and returning to the wild? 184 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,057 I really don't like how political you're getting. 185 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:26,728 I'm not political. I just don't understand who's in charge. 186 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,564 You're in charge. 187 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,649 Trust me. I work in advertising. 188 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,484 You're kidding me. 189 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,944 It's pollution. 190 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,863 So stop buying things. 191 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,533 Don't think that's not possible. 192 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,788 I'll say this in terms you'll understand. 193 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,834 I will be right back after this brief message from jan and Dean. 194 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,882 I like to think I had a bit of a hand in that. 195 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,217 You and god. 196 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,762 Young people are gonna save us. 197 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,537 How would you feel about me bringing the kids out this spring? 198 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,268 Really? 199 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,105 You know how badly I've wanted to meet them. 200 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,524 So what, I'll be their aunt? 201 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,360 Wait till they tell Betty that. 202 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:19,072 You told me you told her everything. She'll understand. 203 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,784 I don't think she'll ever understand. 204 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,621 You had to know she'd be hurt. 205 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,629 After I told her, I felt relieved. 206 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:39,134 I kept thinking how small it was compared to how long it went on. 207 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,970 - Small? - I know. I know. 208 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,391 It's just... 209 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,858 I could tell. 210 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,153 The minute she saw who I really was, 211 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,866 she never wanted to look at me again. 212 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,667 Which is why I never told her. 213 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,670 Dick. 214 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,674 I'm sorry she broke your heart. 215 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,511 I had it coming. 216 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,642 I thought I'd play something so you two could dance. 217 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,978 How the hell am I gonna dance? 218 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,982 I don't know how you ever danced to this. 219 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,316 Come on. 220 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,362 Keep your hands at 10:00 and 2:00. 221 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,960 So you picked this song because it's old? 222 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,088 That doesn't mean it's bad. 223 00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,589 It's kind of corny. 224 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:07,931 I think it sounds like she's inviting us to a very beautiful place 225 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,560 where there's no surfing at all. 226 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,813 Have you ever been there? 227 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:24,489 But every time I hear this song, I want to go. 228 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:47,345 I know for a fact you did not break that leg making eggs. 229 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:52,142 I used to love sitting, and now that I have to, I hate it. 230 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,603 I should get home. 231 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,066 I'll drive you. I'll put the top up. 232 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,609 That's okay. I'll hitch. 233 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,071 I do it all the time. 234 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,781 You'll get picked up by some creep. 235 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,909 I guess this is safer. 236 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,960 So, are you married or divorced? 237 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,797 Couldn't I just be single? 238 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,968 No. I mean, I'd be surprised. 239 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,554 I'm divorced. 240 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,017 Do you go on those dates where you sit there 241 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,978 and ask each other questions? 242 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,275 It's a means to an end. 243 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:46,029 But nobody knows what's wrong with themselves, 244 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:51,368 and everyone else can see it right away. 245 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,508 - Thank you very much. - It's my pleasure. 246 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,281 So, what time's your flight tomorrow? 247 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,388 Noon. 248 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,183 Unless you think I should change it. 249 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,523 What are you doing? 250 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,234 I don't know. 251 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,322 You're so beautiful and young. 252 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:40,750 Anna and I never had a romantic relationship. 253 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,919 But you love her. 254 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,214 For lots of reasons. 255 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,178 And in a very different way. 256 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,098 I have to tell you something, 257 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,726 and I probably shouldn't. 258 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,522 I promised I wouldn't, 259 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:09,779 but I see you two together, and I know I have to. 260 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,407 Okay. 261 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,659 Anna is... 262 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,623 She has cancer. 263 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,672 - What? - It's why she broke her leg. 264 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,384 It's in her bones. It's all over her body. 265 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,262 I'm sorry. 266 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,018 Cancer. Shit. 267 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,230 I'm so sorry. 268 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,359 Of course she's not gonna say a damn thing. 269 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,611 She doesn't know. 270 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,948 What? 271 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:57,744 The doctors said she doesn't have long, so there's no reason to tell her. 272 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,873 Some quacks out in Pedro? What are you going to do about it? 273 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,959 My mom got a consultation. 274 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,795 Your mother does not get to decide that. 275 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,215 Please don't make me sorry that I told you. 276 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,721 I didn't want you to leave here and not know. 277 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:23,848 Good morning. 278 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,685 I woke up in a panic because I thought I might've missed you. 279 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,854 But it doesn't look like you're ready to go. 280 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,316 - I thought I'd stay a little longer, if it's okay. - Hell yes. 281 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,151 Stay as long as you want. 282 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,362 We'll see. 283 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,867 If I had rolled over on this, I would've had to smoke the dress. 284 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,463 How'd you sleep? 285 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,218 I was feeling no pain, as they say. 286 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,888 In fact, I don't know if I would've woken up if I hadn't heard thatjet fly by. 287 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,641 And I thought, "oh, my god. Dick left already." 288 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,439 There's all kinds of aircraft here, you know. 289 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:17,152 If we stay up tonight and we get lucky, we'll see something you'll remember. 290 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,238 If we keep smoking that. 291 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,159 I've seen ufos. 292 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,971 There was a lot going on during the missile scare, 293 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,830 but it was different. 294 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,957 You saw a ufo? 295 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,210 You don't have to do that, you know. 296 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,920 I want to. 297 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:41,468 I'm not gonna fight watching dick Whitman paint my living room in his shorts. 298 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,891 I'm so damn proud of you. 299 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,978 I count on it. 300 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,733 Does that scare you? 301 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,652 The idea of another civilization on another planet 302 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,696 smart enough to find a way to get here? 303 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,950 It doesn't scare me, but the odds are against it. 304 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,286 Well, I saw something once, 305 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,289 and I'm telling you, it knocked me sideways. 306 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,127 I started thinking of everything I was sure was true 307 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,923 and how flimsy it all might be. 308 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,926 You don't need to see a ufo to know that. 309 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,095 That's not a great way to think about things. 310 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:40,109 I know everything about you, and I still love you. 311 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,866 Are you just gonna paint that corner? 312 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,411 'Cause a patch of new paint is just as bad as a stain. 313 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,420 What the hell is going on? 314 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,922 You're gonna get arrested. 315 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,341 No, you are. That's breaking and entering. 316 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,926 I thought you had a flight to catch. 317 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,719 I changed my plans. 318 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,931 You just can't keep your pants on, can you? 319 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,856 You never know what's gonna set her off. 320 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,614 - I need to talk to you. - I bet. 321 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,951 I heard your car pull up at 2:30. She's half your age. 322 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,369 What's your plan? 323 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:35,123 Just gonna let her wake up one day in agony and you tell her it's over? 324 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,711 I'm going to assume 325 00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,213 that you've done everything in your limited means, 326 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,756 but I'm here now. 327 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,718 She's gonna see some real doctors, and she's not gonna live in the dark. 328 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,138 We showed the x-rays to specialists, everybody. 329 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,348 It's very advanced. 330 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:55,393 Specialists? You don't think she knows something's going on? 331 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:59,355 She had polio. She's been going to doctors since she was eight. Maybe... 332 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,898 I don't know. 333 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,652 She hasn't let on, so this is the way it's gonna be. 334 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,155 I understand you feel guilty, but don't. 335 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,907 Go to acapulco. There's nothing for you to do here. 336 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,285 She is very important to me. 337 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,412 I'm gonna do what I have to. 338 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:17,624 You have no say in the affairs of this family. 339 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,170 You're just a man in a room with a checkbook. I'm sorry. 340 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,183 Please do the decent thing. 341 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,354 The longer you're here, the more likely you are to say something. 342 00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:53,701 She thinks you brought the pot, I bet. 343 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,705 If it wasn't for my niece, we'd have killed each other by now. 344 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,542 She means we”, and she's famin. 345 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,795 I wouldn't have picked her. 346 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:09,217 I'm just saying not everybody has that. 347 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:14,389 You have your kids. I bet that's better. 348 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,058 It's different. 349 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,151 I have to tell you something. 350 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,445 What's wrong? 351 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,248 I have to go. 352 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,377 I'm sorry. 353 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,343 I thought I could stay, but I can't. 354 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,095 I don't care. 355 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,097 I want you to. 356 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,600 I want you to do everything you want to do. 357 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:02,962 I'll bring the kids out at easter. 358 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,773 We'll go to Catalina, see the bison. 359 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:16,909 Acapulco. 360 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:21,080 Do you think there's more Mexicans here or there? 361 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,503 Joan. 362 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,380 Open it. 363 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:40,516 They're beautiful. 364 00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:45,855 It's so encouraging to see someone happily married around here. 365 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:47,291 Peggy, why don't you go home? 366 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:49,209 I'll tell everyone you have something important to do. 367 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,110 Really? I have to buy a dress. 368 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:54,655 New year's Eve, big group of girls, you'll want to stand out. 369 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,909 No, I'm spending it with Mark. My boyfriend? 370 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,870 Happy new year. 371 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,332 Excuse me. 372 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:08,211 - "Darling, I've been an ass. Kisses, Lane"? - What? 373 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,047 I am not your darling, and I don't want your kisses. 374 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:13,259 - What? - I thought American men were bad enough, 375 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,384 but none of them has ever so consistently 376 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,678 made me feel like a helpless, stupid little girl. 377 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:22,266 Calm down. I did send you flowers, but I also sent flowers to my wife in London. 378 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:25,186 The sentiments were very different, I assure you. Sandy! 379 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:30,817 - Is everything okay? - Yes. 380 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,236 Just get back to work. Sandy! 381 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,699 Did it ever occur to you how sensitive these deliveries were? 382 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,618 How often do I send flowers? 383 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:43,412 I ordered the flowers from rhinelander's. 384 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,874 They assured me they were going to contact your rorist in London, 385 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,919 and somehow they mixed them up. It's not my fault. 386 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,420 Sandra, everyone makes mistakes, 387 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,966 but the fact that you're the kind of person who cannot accept blame is egregious. 388 00:27:58,386 --> 00:27:59,595 I don't know what that means. 389 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,597 It means I can't believe I hired you. 390 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:04,058 You had one simple task. 391 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:07,144 I don't even know if I can call to apologize. 392 00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:09,480 What exactly did Mrs. Harris' note say? 393 00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:13,901 It said, "Joan, forgive me. Lane." 394 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:19,490 You're fired. Go get your things. You'll be paid through the end of the year. 395 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,536 Those instructions you understood! 396 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,290 I'll have Megan clean this up. 397 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:34,755 What are you doing? 398 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,924 You inspired me. 399 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,510 Would you like to sign your work? 400 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:43,264 - Really? - Pick a spot on the wall. 401 00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,524 You should swim as much as you can there. 402 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,443 It'll clear your head. 403 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,320 But no cliff diving. 404 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:19,091 Hey. You'll be fine. 405 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,638 You'll make the best of it. You always do. 406 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,270 You know you can call me if you need anything. 407 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,572 Goodbye, Anna. 408 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:42,949 Goodbye, dick. 409 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:51,290 Mr. Draper? 410 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,834 Mr. Draper? 411 00:29:57,046 --> 00:30:00,341 - Happy new year. - Happy new year. 412 00:30:11,769 --> 00:30:13,688 Hey, what are you doing up? 413 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:17,900 I figured since we missed it here, we could celebrate it in Hawaii. 414 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,197 Look at that. 415 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:27,034 I'm sorry. I ate dinner at 3:00. 416 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:30,621 A bowl of cottage cheese in the cafeteria? 417 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,917 How about a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice? 418 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,043 Sure. 419 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:41,090 The nurses spent five minutes trying to get this girl's contact lenses out. 420 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,341 She was screaming. 421 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:45,511 It turns out her friend was the one with the contact lenses. 422 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,097 God! 423 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,308 - Oh, god. - Let me see. 424 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:53,936 - I cut it really bad, Greg. It really hurts. - Jesus. 425 00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,149 Hold this. 426 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:04,363 - Just take me to the hospital. - Sit down. 427 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:12,872 Greg, you don't have to do this. 428 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:14,749 Would you stop? 429 00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:22,923 Isn't there some medical ethical law against operating on your wife? 430 00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:35,561 I want you to calm down. 431 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:43,110 For me, this is like, I don't know, filing some papers is for you. 432 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,612 I do it all the time. 433 00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:47,448 I don't do that anymore. I have other people do that. 434 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,325 It's really throbbing. Let me get my coat. 435 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,310 Hey, since when have we had that bird's nest on the ceiling? 436 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:57,583 I usually save that for kids. 437 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:02,463 Now, don't move. 438 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,384 One hillbilly says to the other, 439 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,805 "you wanna play 20 questions?" 440 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,475 The other hillbilly says, "what is that?" 441 00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:19,688 He says, "I write something on a piece of paper, 442 00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:23,317 "and you get 20 questions to guess what it be." 443 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:28,489 So he takes out a piece of paper and writes "donkey dick" on it. 444 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:31,408 The other hillbilly takes a second to think 445 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:34,829 and asks, "can I eat it?" 446 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,500 The other hillbilly says, "I might reckon you could." 447 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,503 The other one says, 448 00:32:43,671 --> 00:32:44,839 "is it donkey dick?" 449 00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:50,219 Cohen told me that. 450 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,768 Come on. It's fine. 451 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,522 I'm not crying 'cause it hurts. 452 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:03,774 Everything's gonna be okay. 453 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:05,359 When? 454 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,197 Joanie. 455 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,709 I can't fix anything else, 456 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,795 but I can fix this. 457 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,148 Hello? 458 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,233 Hello? 459 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,821 I thought you were in acapulco. 460 00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:55,159 I didn't feel like it. 461 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,548 You should be in england with your family. 462 00:33:57,912 --> 00:34:00,998 Too much to do. They'll be back soon enough. 463 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,835 I have a sandwich in the refrigerator. It's very large. 464 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,839 No, thank you. Do you mind? 465 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,174 Help yourself. 466 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:23,020 I received something rather special from my father 467 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,314 - for my birthday. - What is it? 468 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,274 Who knows? 469 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:32,780 He's one of those alcoholics who thinks that he's collecting. 470 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,076 Chin-chin. 471 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,710 - There's no... - No bite at all. 472 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:50,881 Well, 473 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,553 I will let you get back to your business. 474 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:05,813 I made a discovery as I slowly pulled back from the records. 475 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,817 I can't take any more bad news, Lane. 476 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,822 Although things are precarious financially, 477 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,827 it's been a magnificent year. 478 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,129 Lane! 479 00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:35,050 - What? - Come here. 480 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,143 We're going to the movies. 481 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:49,732 - Do you think we should? - Does howdy doody have a wooden dick? 482 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:54,528 Zorba the Greek, seen it, but would see it again. 483 00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:58,490 It's a mad, mad, mad world. No kidding. 484 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,745 - Send me no flowers. - No. 485 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:06,749 The guns of August. 486 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:09,793 I hate guns and I hate August. 487 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,214 It's all over the rug. 488 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,092 We'll have to smoke the dress. 489 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:19,303 Well, I don't know that one. 490 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,057 The umbrellas of cherbourg. 491 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,769 Catherine Deneuve. 492 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:30,356 Apparently, it's for all the young lovers of the world. 493 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,948 This movie is very good. 494 00:36:43,786 --> 00:36:46,580 You know what's going on here, don't you? 495 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,417 - Handjobs. - Is that right? 496 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,880 What percentage do you think? 497 00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:56,423 Do you mind? 498 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:01,345 Monster! 499 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,433 You like it here? 500 00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:10,145 I do. I do. Even alone. 501 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,651 You remind me of a chap I knew in school. 502 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:21,323 We followed him around in a pack, and he didn't notice we were there. 503 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:26,245 He died in a motorcycle crash. 504 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,961 Rebecca convinced me that you were all on holiday together 505 00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:35,921 without me. 506 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:40,175 I suppose we haven't been very welcoming. 507 00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:43,887 Campbell's friendly, although I believe unintentionally. 508 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:50,769 But my wife is quite severe with people, including me. 509 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,273 I'm sorry to hear that. 510 00:37:56,442 --> 00:38:02,906 I wanted to bring our families to New York for the holidays, 511 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:05,909 but she was terribly homesick. 512 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:12,875 We had an argument, a series of arguments, and she left. 513 00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:17,337 I then weakened and sent her flowers. 514 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,257 Tried to, anyway. 515 00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:27,389 Then we had a rather solemn phone call in which she told me she was not returning. 516 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,521 Then she put my son on the phone. 517 00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,734 That's tough. 518 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,614 How did you know when you were done? 519 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,035 It wasn't my decision. 520 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,374 And I've learned the hard way not to give advice in these situations. 521 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:59,254 You were supposed to tell me to get on a plane. 522 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,257 Is that what you want? 523 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:04,885 Or is that what people expect of you? 524 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:08,597 I want my beef. 525 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:12,643 Here it is. 526 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:25,614 I was going to call a lady friend of mine. 527 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,116 I'm supposed to meet her downtown. 528 00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:32,037 Do you want her to bring a friend? 529 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,874 No, no. No, thank you. 530 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,418 What are you gonna do? 531 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,673 We can pretend it's new year's. It actually is. 532 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,017 If you don't mind. 533 00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:56,645 It's the least I can do. 534 00:40:03,986 --> 00:40:05,612 - I'm not hungry. - What? 535 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:11,827 Not hungry for this beautiful piece of American meat? 536 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,039 Look at me! 537 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,918 I got a big Texas belt buckle! 538 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,719 I'm thinking, "did my mother get suspicious and call the fuzz?" 539 00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:33,307 "We know you're practicing self-abuse. Please come out with your hand up." 540 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,023 I see we have an anniversary here tonight. 541 00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:46,028 Look at these two, George and Martha. 542 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,787 Tell me, what's it like when your eyes meet across a crowded men's room? 543 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,955 Wall street, does it bother your parents that he's so ugly? 544 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,853 So we all want to know, at the end of the night, 545 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:04,630 when it's just the two of you, who picks up the check? 546 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:08,425 We're not homosexuals! We're divorced! 547 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:14,473 Man. Now they're gonna fight in the car all the way home. 548 00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,767 "Honey, why'd you provoke the comedian?" 549 00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:21,605 Okay, now welcome a talented young musician 550 00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:24,691 whose mother says he's the next Bob Dylan. 551 00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:36,620 - Candace, this is Lane. - And this is my friend Janine. 552 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,121 - Hello. - A pleasure. 553 00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:41,041 I guess I was wrong. You're not queers. You're rich. 554 00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:44,878 A warm welcome for Rudy jenson. 555 00:41:53,804 --> 00:41:56,056 - You ladies look lovely. - Why, thank you. 556 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,599 It's true. 557 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,144 I love this song. 558 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:04,690 - Really? He wrote it. - Don't. She'll believe anything. 559 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,066 What? 560 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,068 Let's get out of here. 561 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,701 You have no mixers at all and no food. 562 00:42:17,411 --> 00:42:20,414 I love your apartment. It's very manly. 563 00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:26,253 It came this way. I think Norman mailer shot a deer over there. 564 00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:30,048 I love deer. 565 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:32,801 Get your tail in here and help me. 566 00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,852 She seems to know her way around in your kitchen. 567 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:43,228 What's that like? 568 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:46,398 I told you I don't like giving advice in these situations. 569 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:52,946 Why don't you show me around? 570 00:42:54,573 --> 00:42:56,700 I suppose I am a bit curious myself. 571 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,622 Not in there. 572 00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:00,931 What happened to acapulco? 573 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,186 She does not go to barnard. 574 00:44:09,481 --> 00:44:11,441 Guys like him like that. 575 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:16,488 - Come on. Let's go in the other room. - No. 576 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,032 Here. 577 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,635 Morning. 578 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:40,262 Morning. 579 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,431 I'm terribly thirsty. 580 00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:45,976 We'll have coffee in a minute. 581 00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:48,270 Just a glass of water, please. 582 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,070 What do I owe you for the evening? 583 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:02,534 - Don't worry about it. - I should pay. 584 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,370 The girl, how much was she? 585 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,456 $25. 586 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,418 Fascinating. 587 00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:14,880 Here's $30. 588 00:45:24,848 --> 00:45:27,851 Well, I shall be running along. 589 00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:45,201 Thank you for the welcome distraction. 590 00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:18,485 Sorry. 591 00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:31,748 All right. Gentlemen, shall we begin 1965?