1 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,470 Donald draper's office. 2 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:56,849 In addition to the two major cough drop users, smokers and cold sufferers, 3 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,685 is another group that eats them as candy. 4 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,230 The technical term is "hypochondriacs." 5 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,611 Donald draper. 6 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,993 Donald draper's office. 7 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:17,620 Hello? 8 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,792 You said not to buzz you all the time, but I don't know how else to do this. 9 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,252 You have a phone call. 10 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,003 You can buzz me for a phone call. 11 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:29,799 Things like coffee after I've said no, you don't have to ask again. 12 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,884 You're always asleep in here. 13 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:34,345 Walter Hoffman from the times. He's a reporter. 14 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:35,972 What's it regarding? 15 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,556 You want me to go ask? 16 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,270 I think we're done here. 17 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,523 New York times. 18 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:50,945 This is Don. 19 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,756 Hi. It's Walter Hoffman from the New York times. 20 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,490 I write the advertising column. 21 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,118 I know who you are. What can I do for you, Walter? 22 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,553 I just wanted to know if you'd heard 23 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,955 that cutler gleason and chaough just signed clearasil. 24 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,127 I don't keep track of accounts once we resign them. 25 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,521 I just think it's kind of interesting 26 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:11,299 that first cgc takes the jai alai association from you and now this. 27 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,968 - How do you explain it? - I don't think about it. 28 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,012 Well, I talked to Ted chaough 29 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:19,849 and he said, "every time Don draper looks in his rearview mirror, he sees me." 30 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,476 You have a partners' luncheon. 31 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,561 What's your point? 32 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,813 My point is do you have a response? 33 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,147 On the record? 34 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,190 Please. 35 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:31,027 I've never heard of him. 36 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:32,820 Anything else? 37 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,782 No. Have a good day. 38 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,373 This Selma thing is not going away. 39 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,376 You still don't think they need a civil rights law? 40 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,628 They got what they wanted. Why aren't they happy? 41 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:52,256 Because Lassie stays at the Waldorf and they can't. 42 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,008 Please tell me I missed everything. 43 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,844 I now call to order a meeting of the partners, 44 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,805 sterling Cooper draper pryce. In attendance... 45 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:01,307 Everybody. 46 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,143 Very well then, Mr. Campbell. 47 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:09,273 Secor laxative has finally agreed to produce a television commercial and test market it. 48 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:13,527 How'd you ease them into it? Must've had to loosen them up first. 49 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,572 We've had that client for 18 years, Roger. 50 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,991 Pete has other news. 51 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,703 A deerfield chum of mine roped me into a dinner for the Asia society, 52 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,123 the result of which was a series of interesting phone calls and one lunch 53 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,667 regarding the Honda motorcycle company. 54 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,586 They control over 50% of the us market. 55 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,922 I've seen them. They're cute. 56 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,216 They're miserable at grey. 57 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,385 Well, 50% of the market, who wouldn't be? 58 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,428 "Where's my other half?" 59 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:44,141 They're taking meetings and as of 9:00 this morning, we're on the books. 60 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,560 Three million dollars in potential billings, 61 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:48,771 and they're venturing into automobiles as well. 62 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,956 When can you bring them in? 63 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,940 Listen, let me spare you the agony and the ecstasy 64 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,485 and tell you we are not doing business with them. 65 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,237 Excuse me? 66 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,615 Look, I don't expect you to understand this, because you were a little boy, 67 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,927 but I used to be a man with a lot of friends. 68 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:05,955 Then world war ii came and they were all killed by your new yellow buddies. 69 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,460 Look, 70 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,629 if bernbach can do business with Volkswagen, 71 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,047 we can do business with anybody. 72 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,715 The war is over, Roger. 73 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,717 Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here? 74 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,261 That'll be enough of that. 75 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,724 Lucky strike is great. Meeting adjourned. 76 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:35,067 We don't usually put new business to a vote, do we? 77 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:37,504 Does anyone really have a problem with this? 78 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,280 No. When can you bring them in? 79 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:42,408 Immediately, if possible. I don't want to lose our spot. 80 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,161 So far I've been advised to read the chrysanthemum and the sword. 81 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,497 From what I can tell, they have their own way of doing business. 82 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:52,042 Bert, I'm hoping you'll help us navigate these waters? 83 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:56,046 I'll prepare a few salient points. Keep Roger out of the loop. 84 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,841 Another rather exciting possibility. 85 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,010 Good work. 86 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,012 Joan, get everybody that book. 87 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,097 I at least want them to see it on people's desks. 88 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,850 Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans? 89 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:10,728 I have no idea. 90 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,981 The body of a 38-year-old unitarian minister 91 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,775 was cremated within hours of his death last night. 92 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,653 He had been clubbed by white men who resented his coming to Selma 93 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:21,989 - to join negro civil rights demonstrations. - Come in. 94 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:27,786 Sally? 95 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:29,705 Hello. 96 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,957 I brought my doctor kit. 97 00:05:36,212 --> 00:05:37,922 Okay, I'm gonna go. 98 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,133 Enjoy yourself. Which one is it? 99 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,678 I mean, which restaurant, in case I need to reach you. 100 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,055 Benihana's. 101 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,474 You're going to see a girl, aren't you? 102 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,808 Yes, I am. 103 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,061 - What's her name? - Bethany. 104 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:53,687 I don't like that. 105 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,648 Well, you don't have to. 106 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,025 Bed by 9:00? 107 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:05,658 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 108 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,210 Jesus. What did you do? 109 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,587 You look like a mongoloid. 110 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:20,965 - Is it that bad? - Bobby, go to bed. 111 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,258 Sally, get over here. 112 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,469 Good night. 113 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,305 Come over here. 114 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,475 I'm not mad. Come on. 115 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,819 Your dad is gonna kill me. 116 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,781 He's actually gonna kill me. 117 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,325 You have short hair and daddy likes it. 118 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,576 That doesn't matter. 119 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,788 You're not allowed to do this and you know that. 120 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,082 Are you and daddy doing it? 121 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,208 What? 122 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,502 I know what it is. 123 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,921 I know that the man pees inside the woman. 124 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,048 Where did you hear that? 125 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,842 A girl at school. 126 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,303 You should talk to your mommy. 127 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,846 I don't want to. 128 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,474 You don't need to know right now, so stop changing the subject. 129 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:13,892 I'm sorry. 130 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,938 Do you understand I'm in worse trouble than you are? 131 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,692 I just wanted to look pretty. 132 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:26,530 Come on. 133 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:29,825 We're gonna try and fix this, okay? 134 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,547 You're not impressed. 135 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:46,550 - My hair smells like I've been frying chicken. - It does? 136 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,011 Stop it. 137 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,930 This place is very expensive. 138 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,725 That's not it. It's just not very intimate. 139 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,645 Three dates in five months? Don't think I don't know why. 140 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 If it isn't the inscrutable Don draper. 141 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,691 Ted. 142 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,779 - This is my wife nan. - This is my friend Bethany. 143 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:07,988 Ted chaough. 144 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,366 - Don draper. - Pleasure. 145 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,450 Pleasure. 146 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,613 We just booked Howard Moses to shoot clearasil. Have you ever worked with him? 147 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:16,538 Not yet. 148 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,800 I thought I was clever, but it looks like you and I had the same idea. 149 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,144 What are you talking about? 150 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,836 What do you think? Honda? 151 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,215 You think the rest of these tourists are from j Walter Thompson? 152 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,633 I suppose it's possible. 153 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,903 Well, the good news is, I think it's gonna be between us. 154 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,012 The bad news is the best man's gonna win. 155 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,265 Enjoy your dinner. 156 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,559 - We will. - Nice to meet you. 157 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,898 - What are you doing, Ted? - My job. 158 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:50,072 - Who's he? - Some fly I keep swatting away. 159 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,450 They haven't done half of what we have. 160 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:57,037 The minute he declared himself the competition, suddenly we were equal. 161 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:01,208 Well, as far as I'm concerned, he's no competition at all. 162 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,421 Hello? 163 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:09,216 We're not gonna let this spoil our evening, are we? 164 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,099 - Do you know how to use those? - Yes. 165 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,563 You think you could teach me? 166 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:38,078 - What time did they go to bed? - I'm really, really sorry. 167 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,915 - They still up? - No. 168 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:46,545 It's just, I was watching TV with Bobby and I turned around for a second 169 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,380 and Sally cut her hair. 170 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,923 What? 171 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,176 It's pretty bad. 172 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,154 I could've just left them alone. 173 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:58,766 - She was in the bathroom. I didn't know. - You're supposed to watch them. 174 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,978 I finally got her to sleep. 175 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,899 Do you know the river of shit I'm gonna get from her mother? 176 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,318 I'm sorry about that. I tried to fix it, 177 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,695 but you'll probably need to take her to the beauty parlor. 178 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,406 Why the hell did she do that? 179 00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:17,659 She probably wanted to look older like Hayley mills. 180 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,329 I don't know. I really shouldn't. 181 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,331 Consider it severance. 182 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,505 - Look... - I don't want your advice, okay? 183 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,385 Good night. 184 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,070 It's probably the kids. 185 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,951 Hi, mom. 186 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,703 - Did you have a nice time? - Yeah. 187 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,752 Take that hat off. 188 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,174 Let me explain, okay? 189 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,134 - What the hell happened to you? - Calm down. 190 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,469 - You cut her hair? - No. 191 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,137 I cut it. I'm sorry... 192 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,389 - Hey! - Betty. 193 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,808 It was an accident. 194 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,352 Jesus. Betts, is that necessary? 195 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,271 I'm really, really sorry. 196 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,873 Damn right you're sorry. Get up to your room. 197 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,691 - Hold on. - No, now. 198 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,735 It'll be okay. 199 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,697 Bobby, take your little brother outside and play. 200 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,120 You didn't have to hit her. 201 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:46,331 You're right, because it doesn't do anything! 202 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,500 You have picture day. 203 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,169 - And forget about your sleepover. - Kids do this. 204 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,172 - You never did this? - All I wanted was to have long hair. 205 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,260 In fact when my mother was mad at me, she would threaten to cut my hair. 206 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,238 - Where the hell were you? - Look, it just happened. 207 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,662 The sitter wasn't paying attention. 208 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,891 You know what? I don't want to know about your life. 209 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:07,144 You can't even watch them for a second. It's like leaving them with nobody. 210 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,271 Because you're so good with them? 211 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,481 Take her to the hairdresser. 212 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,525 Good bye. 213 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,074 - Betty. - Henry, I don't want to hear it. 214 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,328 I want him dead! 215 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,914 You don't think I feel that? 216 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,500 I was divorced, Betty. 217 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,128 My weekends with Ellie were sacrosanct. 218 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,632 I probably paid for a building in playland and he couldn't take a night off? 219 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:41,219 And who knows who he had watching her? Some secretary, another whore? 220 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,013 But... 221 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,100 That's him, not Sally. 222 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:53,482 And little girls do do this, and not just ones from broken homes. 223 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,319 I know. 224 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,449 I was impulsive. 225 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,159 I'll apologize. 226 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,888 Having had a girl this age, 227 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:10,499 I can tell you that punishment will only make this worse. 228 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,336 So maybe, when you're apologizing, 229 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,839 you let her know she's going to go to the hairdresser 230 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,258 and she can go on her sleepover. 231 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,886 Reward her? Really? 232 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,721 Really. 233 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,232 You're soft, you know that? 234 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,868 Sterling Cooper draper pryce. May I help you? 235 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:50,372 There you are. The Honda meeting's today, and before you bite my head off, 236 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,749 I'm up to date on the protocol with the help of Cooper 237 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:56,378 and we don't have to do anything but avoid criticizing them or giving advice. 238 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,588 I ran into Ted chaough. 239 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,025 How are they in this thing and how could you not know that? 240 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,467 This guy's drafting off of us. 241 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,721 For the record, it's jwt, cgc and us. 242 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,724 Now if you don't mind, I have to get some gifts wrapped 243 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,851 and get these chrysanthemums out of the building. 244 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,561 Apparently they symbolize death. 245 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,230 So much conflicting information. 246 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,903 Allow me to show you around. 247 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,884 Our offices are probably more modern than you've seen, 248 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,494 but that's the kind of company we are, fonnard-thinking. 249 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,792 This is what we call the creative lounge. 250 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:39,337 We can't tell you how it happens, but it does happen here. 251 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,506 This is too difficult. 252 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,592 Well, tell them something. 253 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,014 This is Joan Harris, our chief hostess. 254 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,267 I'd like you to meet ichiro kamura and hachi saito. 255 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:56,021 Nice to meet you. I hope no one's taken you to benihana. 256 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,106 David ogilvy. 257 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,777 I've got a very good list of steakhouses. Just ask. 258 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,827 Not very subtle, are they? 259 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,996 No, they are not. 260 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:20,337 We are most happily looking foward to presentation. 261 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,881 Not now, I hope. 262 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:27,677 We want more driver for motorcycle. 263 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,014 And we shall endeavor to make that happen. 264 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:36,812 And now that we are finished, please accept our modest gifts. 265 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,981 I cannot accept. 266 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,400 A small token. 267 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,238 No, thank you. 268 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,990 Please. You are our guests. 269 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,992 Thank you. 270 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,247 - Open it. - No. 271 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,332 Later, of course. 272 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,335 It's a cantaloupe. 273 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,298 Johnnie Walker red. 274 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,055 Thank you very much. 275 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,181 Thank you. 276 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,602 I'm sorry. 277 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,438 I didn't know this meeting was happening. 278 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,608 Then again, I know how some people love surprises. 279 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:27,237 I apologize, gentlemen, but for some reason I was not informed. 280 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,865 In fact, someone set a long lunch for me with Randolph. 281 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,536 Well, it was last minute and now, unfortunately, drawn to a close. 282 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:38,373 I have to warn you they won't know it's over until you drop the big one. 283 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,457 Twice. 284 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,251 The meeting is not over. 285 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,753 We have yet to present the rules. 286 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,839 So now you're dictating terms. 287 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,015 Mr. Kamura, Mr. Saito, this is Roger sterling. 288 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,560 And this is their translator, Akira Takahashi. 289 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:05,609 We give each firm $3,000 290 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,404 for a competitive presentation. 291 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,824 In this packet are the conditions for the competition. 292 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:16,161 We don't want any conditions. We want it to be unconditional. 293 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,432 Akira, go ahead, tell them what I said. 294 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,417 Roger, stop it. These men are our guests. 295 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,603 I know exactly who these men are. 296 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,897 You think you can just come in here and we'll Fawn all over you? 297 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,465 We beat you and we'll beat you again. 298 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,467 And we don't want any of your jap crap. 299 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,012 So, sayonara. 300 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:44,439 If you could only know my embarrassment. 301 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,778 His wife's very sick. He's been drinking a lot. 302 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,827 You have our rules. 303 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,789 We very much look foward to your presentation. 304 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,720 You don't get to kill this account. 305 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,615 You know how they are. Maybe it'll kill itself. 306 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,639 Enough. 307 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,076 I'm not even talking about money right now. 308 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,370 I'm talking about the kind of work you could do for those people. 309 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,274 Have you seen that motorcycle? They love design. 310 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,108 As long as my name's in that lobby, I get to choose whom I do business with. 311 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,694 And I've got a lot better reasons than you had with jantzen. 312 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,279 Jantzen was over. 313 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,507 Well, I made a pledge to a lot of men you'll never meet 314 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,324 not to do business with them. 315 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,660 Christ on a cracker, where do you get off? 316 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,162 You know what? You weren't there. You weren't anywhere. 317 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,706 I'm sorry you can't understand. 318 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,332 It's been almost 20 years 319 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,335 and whether you like it or not, the world has moved on. 320 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,837 These are not the same people. 321 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,714 How could that be? I'm the same people! 322 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,300 You don't think I know what you're doing? 323 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,819 You're wrapping yourself in the flag 324 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,720 so you can keep me from bringing in an account 325 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,849 because you know that every chip I make, we become less dependent on lucky strike 326 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,934 and therefore less dependent on you. 327 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,686 - Why, you little shit! - Roger! 328 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,525 Get him out of here. 329 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,321 The rest of us are trying to build something. 330 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,161 He's right. 331 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,501 You know what to do. 332 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:37,886 Where would you hide a coin? You'd spend it, wouldn't you? 333 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,097 I do know where it is. I'll tell you. 334 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,725 - Then tell me. - I'll make a bargain with you. 335 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,228 Let these two go. Keep me. I'll tell you. 336 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,900 - Promise. - No. 337 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,069 Then no deal. 338 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,739 What if you won't tell me where that coin is? 339 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,243 I refuse to talk in this... 340 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:17,592 What are you doing? 341 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,094 Nothing. 342 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,470 Laura. 343 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,514 Someone else was here... 344 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,765 Go upstairs. 345 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:37,153 Hold still. I'll get it. 346 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:44,536 What's the problem? Is she sick? I would've come and gotten her. 347 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,289 No. The slumber party ended early. 348 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,544 I'd like to speak to Betty. 349 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,672 Okay. Honey? 350 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,177 Is everything all right? 351 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,179 No, it's not. 352 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,599 Could you leave us alone for a moment? 353 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,816 I found Sally behaving inappropriately. 354 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,694 What'd she do? 355 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:22,365 She was in our den on the couch playing with herself. 356 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,410 What? 357 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:28,246 I don't know what goes on here, 358 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,224 but that kind of behavior is not allowed in my house 359 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,667 and certainly not in the presence of my daughter. 360 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,671 I am 361 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:44,179 very sorry for this behavior and so is Sally. 362 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,517 I would've done the same thing. 363 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,271 Well... 364 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,316 I'm sorry about that. 365 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,153 I should go. 366 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,458 What is wrong with you? 367 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,545 You don't do those things. 368 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:21,466 You don't do them in private and you especially don't do them in public. 369 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,594 You have nothing to say? 370 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,678 I didn't do anything. 371 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:29,057 Don't you dare lie to me or I'll cut your fingers off. 372 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,519 Go to bed. We'll deal with this in the morning. 373 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,191 What happened? 374 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,239 I'm mortified. 375 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,117 I'm so embarrassed. 376 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,745 What happened? 377 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,748 She caught Sally 378 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,586 playing with herself. 379 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,721 What's wrong with her? That woman will tell everyone. 380 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,934 Why is she doing this? 381 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:17,397 I told you if it got serious, there is a solution. 382 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,692 I don't want to do that, Henry. 383 00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,860 It's one thing after another. 384 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,779 What's wrong with her? 385 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:28,700 Maybe it's time we let a professional answer that question. 386 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:29,993 Henry, 387 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:35,373 I went to a psychiatrist once. 388 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,918 What? Why? 389 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,631 Because I was unhappy and I don't think it helps anything. 390 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:52,390 I hate to think how much worse it would have been for Eleanor without one. 391 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:56,144 They train them just for kids. We got ours from the school. 392 00:23:57,145 --> 00:24:00,607 I'm saying this not because I'm so sure there's something wrong with her, 393 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,484 but I think this is very hard on you two. 394 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,115 - When did you go? - Years ago. 395 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,659 I was bored. 396 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,663 - Can we leave it at that? - Of course. 397 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:43,191 Miss blankenship, any luck on that call to California? 398 00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,360 I'm sorry. No answer. 399 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,488 Misters Peters and pryce to see you. 400 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,782 Send them in. 401 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,119 I think we're okay, but everything they do is inside out. 402 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:57,705 I got a call this morning from my contact there, masao, 403 00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,875 telling me that the meeting was a Margaret dumont-sized disaster, 404 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,877 but then... Lane? 405 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:08,299 Then, nearly 20 minutes later, masao called me and set a time for our presentation. 406 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,843 Look, there's probably a guy like Roger at every firm. 407 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,845 They've outgrown it and we haven't. 408 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:16,140 Roger has something to say. 409 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:21,062 Mr. Cooper and Mr. Sterling. 410 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:25,942 I realize that I should not, at this point, limit our potential clients in any way. 411 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:29,821 Next account, no matter what it is, you'll have my full support. 412 00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:30,988 And? 413 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:37,829 Look, I know it's an old one and I have to let it go just for my health alone, 414 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,540 and, well, hell, it's over. 415 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:44,269 Your contrition wouldn't have gotten you out of this, but you're lucky. 416 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,838 They called us today and gave us an appointment anyway. 417 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:48,464 That means nothing. 418 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:52,009 - It's over. - No, Bert, I said we have a meeting. 419 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:56,681 It's most likely that they are expecting us to come in and resign. 420 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,976 How do you get there from here? 421 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,521 Have we received a gift? 422 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:08,151 - We should have gotten one yesterday. - I haven't. 423 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,863 Miss blankenship, have I received any packages today? 424 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:12,989 Yes. 425 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,783 Could you bring it in, please? 426 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,459 It says "Don" on it. 427 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,294 Give it to him. 428 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:36,637 "Help me, Honda. Help. Help me, Honda. Love, Teddy chaough." 429 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,185 - So, there is no gift. - That's how they work. 430 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:46,022 They want us to go in there, bow down and beg them to chop our heads off 431 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,459 because we disgraced ourselves. How could you admire these animals? 432 00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:51,861 Would you shut up? They're businessmen and you insulted them to their face. 433 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,529 I'm expecting a child. 434 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,909 Jai alai, clearasil, now Honda. 435 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,244 Chaough wins another one by default. 436 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:01,537 He's not going to win. 437 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,498 I'm not wasting that appointment. 438 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:07,001 We need to do something that will make them notice us. Fireworks. 439 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,504 - Do you have a campaign? - No. 440 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,815 But I will and we're gonna shoot a whole commercial for it. 441 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,439 Something outrageous, something graphic. 442 00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:16,177 The rules limit us to boards and copy. 443 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,638 It specifically says, "no finished work." 444 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:21,041 Because no one's ever won an account by breaking the rules? 445 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,226 Not with the Japanese. 446 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,496 You're trying to tell me if we put our backs into this thing, 447 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,622 we couldn't turn their heads? 448 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,981 Three thousand dollars is all we have. 449 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,068 That should buy about four seconds of your commercial. 450 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,296 You don't think it's worth going out of pocket? 451 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,363 What pocket? 452 00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:40,117 A spec commercial will eat up our ability to pitch any more new business this year. 453 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:41,619 And it's only march. 454 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,746 I would be willing to risk bankrupting this place 455 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,207 if I didn't think we were already dead in the water. 456 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,751 But we are. 457 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,382 Come on, Bert. 458 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:11,649 Hello? 459 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:13,526 Am I catching you alone? 460 00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:16,571 What do you want? 461 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,656 I prefer not to talk about this on the phone, 462 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:21,534 but it's our feeling that Sally needs to see a psychiatrist. 463 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:23,452 "Our feeling." 464 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:26,038 Why, because she cut her hair? 465 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,832 No, it's more serious this time, 466 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,960 and I'm telling you because I found someone through the school. 467 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,461 A children specialist. 468 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,590 What exactly did she do? She set the house on fire? 469 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,718 She was masturbating, Don, in front of a friend. 470 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,344 Does that seem normal to you? 471 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,097 Really? 472 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,141 Boy or girl? 473 00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,476 Jesus. What's the difference? 474 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,689 The doctor needs to speak with us, individually of course. 475 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,525 So you've made up your mind. Why are you even calling me? 476 00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:57,111 She's out of control. I thought you'd be concerned. 477 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,614 I am. I just don't know that she needs a doctor. 478 00:28:59,697 --> 00:29:00,781 Can't you talk to her? 479 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:03,492 You think I want this? I don't know what else to do. 480 00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:05,661 You know what kind of little girls do that? 481 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,745 Fast ones. 482 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:07,914 She's 10 years old. 483 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,433 Well, don't think she doesn't understand. 484 00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:11,297 She understands a lot of things, thanks to you. 485 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:12,960 What? 486 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,484 I don't care what you do, but just don't do it with her there. 487 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,341 You brought another man into your bed, into her house. 488 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,786 You don't think she noticed that? 489 00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:23,429 One man, Don. How many have you had in your bachelor pad? 490 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,974 That girl you had watching her? Who's she? I'm married. 491 00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:28,768 Jesus. You ever hear yourself? 492 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,496 I'll give the information to your secretary. 493 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,314 - Perfect. - Good night. 494 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:51,958 Yes! 495 00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:58,172 Have you seen these? I'm trying to figure out what makes it work. 496 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:00,174 I'm still wondering what makes you work. 497 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:02,551 Joan, Pete, Peggy. 498 00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:09,183 Don't touch it. I want to see how long it goes. 499 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,901 What's wrong? 500 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:25,658 "A man is shamed by being openly ridiculed and rejected. 501 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,368 "It requires an audience." 502 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,537 What is that? Fortune cookie? 503 00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:31,664 It's from that book you were all supposed to read. 504 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,760 Apparently making a commercial for the Honda pitch would bankrupt us. 505 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:36,998 And it's against the rules. 506 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:38,546 Forget the rules for a second. 507 00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,381 Cgc is the same size as us. 508 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:43,509 So, if we can't afford to do anything, they can't afford to. 509 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:44,927 So everybody's bankrupt. 510 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,471 Chaough said he's in my rearview mirror. 511 00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:48,764 Well, guess what? 512 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:51,183 I'm gonna make a left turn right off a cliff. 513 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:57,440 All I have to do is let chaough think I'm making a commercial and he'll make one. 514 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,316 So what's our campaign? 515 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,861 We don't have a campaign. We're not doing anything. 516 00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:03,821 He just needs to think we are. 517 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,073 So what? He's going to make a commercial. 518 00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:08,534 What if it's fantastic? He'll win the account. 519 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,328 You let me worry about that. 520 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:16,167 I know she's the best rep there is, but she told me you were unavailable. 521 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:21,130 I am. Clearasil doesn't wrap until Friday night, but maybe you could push it. 522 00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:23,257 It sounds interesting. 523 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:27,470 Well, Howard, I'm going to insist on your discretion at this point. 524 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,013 Of course. 525 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,390 It's going to be four to five days. 526 00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,560 - Just a minute. - Could you get the door? 527 00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:43,569 I'm sorry. I thought I'd put this in here. 528 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:44,820 Later. 529 00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:47,531 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 530 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,744 - You didn't see that. - No, of course not. 531 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:53,913 That's draper, isn't it? 532 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:54,997 Yes. 533 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:59,919 Anyway, it's 12 scenes. One of them obviously has a crowd. 534 00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:02,439 You'll need to figure out how to shoot on the staten island ferry, 535 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:05,758 to it and from it, and how you're going to close fifth Avenue. 536 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:11,180 I'll be honest. I'd give anything to do this, but right now I'm too busy. 537 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,600 Anyway, you know I'd much rather shoot your Honda commercial. 538 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,228 I don't have one. 539 00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:20,791 Why the hell did they call you in? They know I've got you booked. 540 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:22,274 How can they afford that? 541 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:26,153 Get that kid in here who worked for draper. 542 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,240 Anticipation. 543 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,450 Suspense. 544 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:40,501 A Honda tears through a subway tunnel, the train nipping at its tire. 545 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:44,171 He keeps looking back, the train roaring at him. 546 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,176 He's wearing a racing helmet. And then you see him head up the steps. 547 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:51,512 - Can they do that? - Howard'll make them do that. 548 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,224 And then he gets out on the sidewalk, stops, 549 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,519 kicks down the kickstand, takes off the helmet, 550 00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:01,272 and he is a she, California blonde. 551 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,274 Hands down, that's your best idea. 552 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,776 We'll bring a guy to the pitch in a racing helmet, 553 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,195 have him take it off, it's a sexy girl. 554 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,321 What? 555 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,366 We only have $3,000, we're not shooting shit. 556 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,788 How long did you work for draper? 557 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,456 A little over two years. 558 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,834 When you were in a bake-off, he ever break the rules? 559 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,336 I don't know. He wouldn't have shared it with me, 560 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,839 but he definitely doesn't think the rules apply to him. 561 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,591 He once disappeared for a month. 562 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:30,259 Does he like to play games? 563 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:34,096 He's always thinking on the edges of where you are. 564 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,724 I don't know. He's a genius. 565 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:39,685 You ever talk that way about me? 566 00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:43,288 You know what? Why don't you go work for your boyfriend? Get out. 567 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,483 And give me 20 different words for "pimples." Out! 568 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:52,656 Call Barbara about Howard here and contact the city of New York. 569 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,074 We need a subway. 570 00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,683 How are you doing? 571 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,770 Excuse me. Can I help you? 572 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,773 - We're late. - No, you're not. 573 00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:28,108 Closed set. Sorry. 574 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,055 You scared me. 575 00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,642 Who are you feeding today? 576 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:05,354 World travelers, samsonite. 577 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,484 This is like a coconut. 578 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:12,653 Be careful. 579 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,032 There was a trapeze artist. 580 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:21,120 He made more in an hour here than he makes in a week at the circus. 581 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,667 - Have you ever had this? Sake? - No. 582 00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:33,048 I don't know how people drink the way you do around here. 583 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,717 I'd fall asleep. 584 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,474 So what's it like being a trapeze artist? 585 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:45,227 Or did you just ask him about his luggage? 586 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:47,646 It's good. 587 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,233 He was surprisingly modest. 588 00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:53,986 His father does it better than him. 589 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:55,696 He actually said that? 590 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,531 Best part of my job. 591 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:01,952 You'd be surprised what people will say to an interested stranger. 592 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,371 Why does everybody need to talk about everything? 593 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,248 I don't know but they do. 594 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,711 And no matter what happens while they're talking, when they're done they feel better. 595 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,424 You have kids? 596 00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:20,721 What does your husband do? 597 00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:25,726 I'm not married. 598 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,896 But you're wearing a... are you divorced? 599 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:35,152 This is just a stop sign. 600 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:40,991 I walk into a lot of offices and it's helped me avoid a lot of distracting conversations. 601 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,910 But you told me. 602 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,498 Do you have children? 603 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,416 I do. 604 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:53,003 Two boys and a girl, one-and-a-half, seven and 10. 605 00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,424 I'm sure it must be hard to be apart. 606 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,677 I don't see them enough. 607 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:04,098 And when I do, I don't know what to do. 608 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,267 And when I drop them off I feel relieved. 609 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:10,979 And then I miss them. 610 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:14,525 I'm sorry. 611 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,363 It is not going well. 612 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:25,285 My ex-wife thinks my daughter needs a psychiatrist. 613 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,416 And I assume you're against that. 614 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,170 I don't know. 615 00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:39,341 Well, I can't say there's any evidence to support this, 616 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:43,637 but I'm pretty sure that if you love her and she knows it, she'll be fine. 617 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,480 Well, thank you for the drink. 618 00:37:55,858 --> 00:37:57,401 I should be going. 619 00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:00,320 Fake dinner plans with your fake husband? 620 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,158 Good night. 621 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,749 Now from what you told me on the phone 622 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,419 this year has been quite eventful for your family. 623 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:21,216 I know it seems fast, but I felt children had no concept of time 624 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,968 and Henry's really taken to them. 625 00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:26,763 He has a daughter and she's such an exceptional young woman. 626 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:32,060 If you choose to have Sally work with me, I'd like to meet her, 627 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,480 and then interview you and your ex-husband. 628 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,484 I doubt you'll ever meet him. That's his level of interest. 629 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,073 Is this most recent incident of the most concern for you? 630 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,826 Well, I know the divorce is mostly to blame, 631 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:52,039 but she's been different ever since my father died. 632 00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:55,209 He lived with us briefly. 633 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,295 They were very close. 634 00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:08,972 I wish he had met Henry. That's my husband. 635 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:12,601 They would've gotten along. 636 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,021 My mother... I don't know. 637 00:39:16,647 --> 00:39:20,400 My goodness, if I had done what Sally did, my mother was very strict about it. 638 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:27,783 My brother, he saved his money and bought a nudist magazine and showed it to me. 639 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:32,913 And then, my mother found it and she nailed it to his bedroom door. 640 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,166 What about you? 641 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,131 I was private and mostly outgrew it. 642 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,175 I see. 643 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:50,597 - Dr. Keener... - Call me Dr. Edna. That's what the kids do. 644 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:57,479 Of course I know children do this. But not in public. 645 00:40:02,276 --> 00:40:05,946 I feel like Sally did this to punish me somehow, for everything. 646 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,033 That must be a terrible feeling. 647 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,286 It is. 648 00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:17,249 You have to believe me. I had to get divorced. 649 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:21,837 I felt it best for them to have some stability in their life 650 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,632 and in the end, she doesn't understand that it'll be better. 651 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:30,554 Sounds to me like it wouldn't be bad for you to talk to someone. 652 00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:33,765 No. No, I'm okay. 653 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:40,230 Well, I think it'd be helpful if you and I were to meet once a month 654 00:40:40,314 --> 00:40:42,941 just to keep up with Sally's progress. 655 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:46,695 Will you tell me what she talks about in here? 656 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:49,990 And the other way around as well. 657 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,075 That's better. 658 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:56,496 So I think we should start at four days a week. 659 00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,665 Let me go get my date book. 660 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,572 - Where's your film? - What film? 661 00:41:31,031 --> 00:41:33,075 That's how you're shaking it? I heard it stunk. 662 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,285 We didn't make one. It's too expensive. 663 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:37,537 Well, then you're out of luck, Donny. 664 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,349 'Cause I sure wouldn't want to follow what I showed them 665 00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:42,000 with a speech and a couple of posters. 666 00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,601 Sterling Cooper draper pryce. 667 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,228 Donald draper. 668 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:05,899 Where is Mr. Cooper and Mr. Campbell? 669 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:08,526 And sterling? 670 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,569 They couldn't make it. 671 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:15,242 You created this set of rules to even the playing field. 672 00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:19,246 It says specifically, "no finished work." 673 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,834 I understand not everybody has observed this. 674 00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:27,838 I don't really want to be a part of a competition like that 675 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,214 so I'm withdrawing us. 676 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,234 Thank you for thinking of us. 677 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,319 Good afternoon. 678 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:05,834 The voiceover announcer for lucky has a severe case of chest congestion. 679 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:07,669 Get the boy wonder on it. 680 00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:08,962 Greg, accounts? 681 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,046 No, Pete. 682 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,425 Have a drink. It'll make me look younger. 683 00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:17,262 I'm not gonna watch you feel sorry for yourself. 684 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,889 I feel sorry for all of us. 685 00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:21,308 Don's over there surrendering right now. 686 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,143 Would you stop? 687 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,649 There was a kid on the destroyer, pfc Brycen, 688 00:43:30,734 --> 00:43:32,736 and he was an honest-to-goodness poet. 689 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,906 - And then during... - Roger, I don't want to hear it. 690 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:39,326 My husband's gonna be in uniform any day now. 691 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,328 But how do you think he's gonna feel 692 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:45,415 when one day some Pete Campbell goes to some Vietnamese doctor? 693 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,587 Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty? 694 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,299 Roger, I know it was awful, 695 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:57,969 and I know it'll never seem like it was that long ago, 696 00:43:58,053 --> 00:44:02,891 but you fought to make the world a safer place and you won and now it is. 697 00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:05,977 You think so? 698 00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:07,270 Really? 699 00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:09,231 I have to. 700 00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:12,567 - Anything else? - No. 701 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:24,704 Good afternoon. Your daughter's psychiatrist called. 702 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:27,874 Lower your voice, please. 703 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,139 Congratulations. 704 00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,183 I just spoke with Mr. Saito. 705 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,270 It seems Honda was never going to leave grey, 706 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,731 but of the three princes invited to meet the Princess, 707 00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:53,900 you were the most charming. 708 00:44:53,984 --> 00:44:55,944 We're first in the door on their little car. 709 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,153 And cgc? 710 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,114 Out of the running. 711 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,699 We killed him. 712 00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:05,662 That stunt you pulled was unseemly. 713 00:45:06,997 --> 00:45:08,599 The only reason I let you continue was... 714 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:09,624 Let me? 715 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,087 Do you think Joan can rent stage space without talking to me? 716 00:45:16,006 --> 00:45:19,759 I let you because I realized that our financial future 717 00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:22,220 was related to Mr. Chaough's demise. 718 00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:23,847 So what is it? 719 00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:26,683 Are you thanking me or reprimanding me? 720 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:30,937 - Let's not pretend like this wasn't a big risk. - We're thanking you. 721 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,025 Send over what you have on the car. 722 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:40,780 It redlines at 9,500 rpm, but it only has 57 horsepower. 723 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:42,032 What? 724 00:45:42,991 --> 00:45:45,201 It's a motorcycle with doors. 725 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,496 The nice thing is it has windows, 726 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:51,541 so you can see your brains spatter against it when it crashes. 727 00:45:52,334 --> 00:45:53,960 They're working on it. 728 00:45:54,044 --> 00:45:55,253 Cheers. 729 00:46:08,308 --> 00:46:09,351 Hello, Sally. 730 00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,063 I'm Dr. Edna. 731 00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:15,023 Why don't you come inside?