1 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:42,460 "Greyhound. The cure for the common bus." 2 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,588 "La-z-boy. The cure for the common chair." 3 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:50,009 "Budweiser. The cure for the common beer." 4 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,428 "Manufacturers Hanover bank. 5 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:56,015 "The cure for the common bank." 6 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,717 How about, "alka-seltzer. The cure for the common cold"? 7 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:04,690 "The cure for the common cold" is the idiom I'm playing off. 8 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,193 It's an idiom. Did you know that? 9 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,490 So other than your summer internship at needham, 10 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,492 do you have any actual advertising experience? 11 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,120 "The cure for the common chair," that's Roger's favorite. 12 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:20,164 Roger sterling. 13 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,209 He's the guy I shook hands with when I came in. 14 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,628 What did Roger think of this ad? 15 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:27,964 What, are you kidding me? Everybody loves that. 16 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:31,842 It's the opposite of what you expect. That's what I'm interested in. 17 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:33,719 Why is it in your book? 18 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,931 I've got a bunch of them in there. Marlboro man, maidenform. 19 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,642 I like to put in work that I admire. 20 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,862 Don't you ever tear things out of magazines? 21 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,147 Yes, but I don't put them in my book. 22 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,526 Well, you know what they say, 23 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,112 "aspiration's as good as perspiration." 24 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,322 That's not how it goes. 25 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:59,120 Look, I'm a 24-year-old kid. 26 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,456 I want to be in the ad game. 27 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:06,085 I know I've got a lot to learn, but I'm a hard worker. 28 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,795 I'd sweep up the floors around here. 29 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:11,340 I don't know if Roger told you that. He did talk to you, didn't he? 30 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,217 He did. 31 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:17,847 It was really a pleasure to meet you, Danny. 32 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,769 - I wish you the best of luck. - Best of luck in what? 33 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,856 - What do you mean? - You trailed off. 34 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,232 We'll let you know. 35 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:30,911 Do you know a good place to eat around here? 36 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:37,700 Tell my secretary you're hungry and see what she suggests. 37 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,958 I don't work for you. 38 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,044 Are we on candid camera? 39 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,189 I don't want to jump on his grave or anything, 40 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,300 but there's no way he's 24. I'm 25. 41 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,364 What's his connection to Roger? 42 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,390 Besides being delusional? 43 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,517 He's Jane Siegel's cousin. 44 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:10,066 It's a relief to see someone worse than me and really know it. 45 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,318 Don't get used to it. 46 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:17,782 Well, you know, I look at glo-coat and see how far everything's come. 47 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,034 You know, my work. 48 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,494 Glo-coat. 49 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,789 You finish something, you find out everyone loves it 50 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,042 right around the time that it feels like someone else did it. 51 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,380 Is that your speech for the clios? 52 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:33,881 They don't have speeches. 53 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,050 We're going to win. 54 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:37,611 Just because I got nominated 55 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,404 doesn't mean they're going to give me an award. 56 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,515 - Aren't you excited? - I try not to think about it. 57 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,600 Then you must be excited. 58 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:48,020 Well, it'd be good for the agency. 59 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:52,316 Grey doubled their value in five years and it was all based on awards. 60 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:54,524 You got anything on vicks? 61 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:57,947 - Actually, it's vick chemical. - Answer the question. 62 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,241 We're very behind. 63 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:03,202 Your new art director has been waiting for synchronicity, 64 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,704 which involves me coming up with a bunch of ideas, 65 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:09,250 chasing him down and having him draw all of them and lose them. 66 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,294 He's your new art director, too, and you have a deadline. 67 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,839 And don't think you can spend Monday hiding behind corners 68 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,050 and trying not to make eye contact. I will find you. 69 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:19,927 I'm not the problem. 70 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:24,014 You are, because Stan is talented and more experienced. 71 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:27,560 You need to learn how to work with him, not the other way around. 72 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,649 Well, good luck this afternoon. 73 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,443 You're not supposed to say that. 74 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,445 Well, break a leg. 75 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,200 Charlie chaplin was very lonely. 76 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,786 That tramp, too much of a sad sack. 77 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:50,124 Laurel and Hardy, they were better, except Hardy was so mean to Laurel. 78 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,208 I hated that. 79 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:55,921 Why am I talking about silent movies? 80 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:59,842 I suppose as part of the chapter on your childhood? 81 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:02,070 That part of my book is getting bigger and bigger. 82 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,304 Why is that? 83 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,848 Who is it? 84 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,661 I thought I should come in and tell you this in person. 85 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,604 That kid, a very, very cute prank. 86 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,898 Caroline, to be continued. 87 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:15,816 That's a good idea. 88 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,028 I've been to the clios before. We're gonna want to show up prepared. 89 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,529 His book, 90 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,533 it was filled with old ads. 91 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,702 Plagiarism, that's resourceful. 92 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,955 He had five originals, they were all the same thing. 93 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,501 I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess. 94 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,756 - So when does he start? - The first of never. 95 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,977 Well, you haven't been married for a while, 96 00:05:42,051 --> 00:05:43,945 so you've probably forgotten how these transactions work. 97 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,429 If I don't hire Jane's cousin, 98 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,806 it's probably going to cost me a personal gift expenditure 99 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,892 of between $500 and $1,000. 100 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,603 - When are we leaving? - Right after life cereal. 101 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,147 To new business. 102 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,733 And victory at the Waldorf. 103 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:58,943 I mean it. You deserve it. 104 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,697 So, I can show you what's popular, what's unique, 105 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:05,701 and the only thing I ask is that you call me Don. 106 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:09,203 Well, Don, I can't say I know my furs that well. 107 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,646 I know my mother had a chinchilla, 108 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,958 I was always on the verge of a romantic relationship with it. 109 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,201 - Is this for your mother? - I bet you never hear that. 110 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:19,797 I don't. Would you like to give me a price range? 111 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,901 That's an interesting question. I have a unique problem. 112 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:25,761 I need to spend a lot, but be careful not to spend too much. 113 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,556 Not a unique problem. And I don't want to be fonnard, 114 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,766 but can I assume this is some kind of an apology? 115 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,352 No, no, no, I know exactly how much that costs. 116 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,188 This is, "I'm getting to know you, but I don't want to scare you." 117 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,810 I know what we're gonna do. 118 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,942 So now it's "we"? 119 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:47,032 It's always the right size and nothing says mink like mink. 120 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,493 It's a nice way to ease into things, 121 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,457 and you can always come back for the rest of it. 122 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,807 How about we split the difference so they wear them to their waist? 123 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,124 It's the most popular this year. 124 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,551 That's a dumb question. Who does your work? 125 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,136 -I do -really? 126 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,931 Yeah. It's an interest of mine and they let me do it. 127 00:07:13,726 --> 00:07:16,312 Look at that. Can I give you a call? 128 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:20,482 First of all, you need 20 of those. And second of all, no. 129 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:23,795 I just want you to call that number so I can give you 130 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,459 some very specific delivery instructions. 131 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,324 Of course, Mr. Sterling. 132 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,660 So what do I owe you? 133 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,663 I saw you leave the office with something under your arm. 134 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,042 You don't know what it is. 135 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,285 The guy in the elevator thought it was a hydrogen bomb. 136 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,130 It's a beautiful box. 137 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,841 Skip the radio play. Open it. 138 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:54,725 Roger, you shouldn't have. 139 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,896 - You like it? - I don't know what to say. 140 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,731 Try it on. 141 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,360 But first, take off the dress. 142 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,570 One gift at a time. 143 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,492 What is this, an owner's manual? 144 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,289 It's Noah's ark. 145 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,949 It's out of line is what it is. 146 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,969 I love it. It's perfect. 147 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,390 And I think it's a bit much. 148 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,184 If you don't kiss me after that, I'm gonna believe you. 149 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:50,406 When iwear it, I'll think of everything that happened the night I got it. 150 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:04,378 Caroline! Get in here. I think I finally have a work story. 151 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,633 Joan! What's keeping them? 152 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:11,593 Life. 153 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,889 When do you have to leave for the clios? 154 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,373 I was late for the emmys last year. 155 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:19,351 Red skelton gave my seat away. 156 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:21,687 I'll surmise, due to the usual nature of your stories, 157 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,439 that that's someone of note. 158 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,776 The good news is our friends at the cereal company 159 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,500 have been grounded in Philly due to wind. 160 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:30,738 What's good about that? 161 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:32,906 And the bad news is 162 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,035 we only have an hour before we're due at the clios. 163 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,164 Sorry, kids. Game called on account of wind. 164 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,916 If it's all about a send-off, I'll have a 7&7. 165 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,878 You have legs. Don? 166 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,130 Make it simple, but significant. 167 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,132 It's Friday. 168 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,444 For all we know, they're going to turn around and go home 169 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:54,261 and we'll have to reschedule. 170 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,054 Is Joan going with you? 171 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,474 Yes. We only had four tickets. 172 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,101 There'll be a lot of other people's clients there. 173 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,480 - Thank you, Joan. - Peggy, anything? 174 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,815 I have work to do. 175 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,071 "We represent the majority of the people in Alabama 176 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,407 "who hate niggerism, catholicism, 177 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:18,076 "judaism and all the 'isms' in the whole world." 178 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:21,246 So said Robert creel of the Alabama ku klux klan. 179 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,873 Somebody got it to goldwater. 180 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,666 Apparently he pissed blood. 181 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,043 "He needs our help." 182 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,049 This again? Really? 183 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,092 Clara asked. 184 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,554 Clara asked to see your reel? 185 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,349 I just wanted to see that klan one. He said it never aired. 186 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,728 Which makes it less impressive, Clara. Girls, do you mind? 187 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:04,039 Well, all the girls are gone. What do you want? 188 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,293 Are you going to use the kkk to sell cough drops? 189 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:07,769 It's better than waiting on you 190 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,729 to bring me something that'll get myjuices flowing. 191 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,840 Should I get Megan back in here? Maybe she's not repressed. 192 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,760 Why's it so hard for you to accept that man's natural state is nude? 193 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,136 Because I'm civilized. 194 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,974 Because you're brainwashed by society into thinking it's dirty. 195 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,810 You take away all this crap and you'd see it's not. 196 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,687 It's natural and it's beautiful. 197 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,064 Have you been yelled at by Don yet? 198 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,192 - I'm not scared of him. - So that's a "no." 199 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,319 He said Monday, and I'm not working this weekend. 200 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,739 Okay, okay. Jesus. Are you on the rag? 201 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,410 It'll get done. Let's go. 202 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,666 Well, I'd say you're lucky the glo-coat brass isn't here. 203 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,878 The minute you win they know the ad's arty, and then you're out of business. 204 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,297 Turns out there's almost 50 awards. 205 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,592 Let's say 10 minutes apiece, that's... Holy crap. 206 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,552 Roger, you remember ned Elliot from k&e. 207 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,095 Of course. What are you in for? 208 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,724 New england merchants bank. Best local under $2,000. 209 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,184 Stop bragging, will you? 210 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,770 Good luck, Don. 211 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,442 Well, well, if it isn't pebbles and bamm-bamm. 212 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,777 Leave any drinks for the rest of us? 213 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:19,281 Don draper, Roger sterling, this is major-general frank Alvin. 214 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,201 Roger, have you had the pleasure of meeting Ted chaough? 215 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,246 Is that how you say it? C-h-a-o-u-g-h? 216 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:29,249 Hey, writers, how many extra vowels is that? 217 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,585 Let's head due south, general. 218 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,271 Boy, I hope this doesn't drag on like last year. 219 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,339 Oh, wait. You weren't here. 220 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,345 General Rufus t. Bullshit. 221 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,221 I've met that guy before. 222 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,266 - In the war? - No, in a commercial for bay rum. 223 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:49,102 Chao-guh-guh hired an actor to impress someone. 224 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,586 Last time I saw the general, he had a parrot on his shoulder. 225 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,485 That was not a business proposition. 226 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,737 You catch more flies with honey. 227 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,491 Great, actual flies. 228 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,370 Phillip, how are you? 229 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,789 - You remember Joan Harris. - Nice to see you. 230 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,540 Mr. Cosgrove, nice to see you again. 231 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,386 I'm surprised he would bring you over here. 232 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,499 You know, we miss birds eye more than we miss Kenny. 233 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,214 Well, that's why I wanted to say hello. 234 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,300 - I hear the old team's getting back together. - What team? 235 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:23,428 Phil, that's not a sure thing. 236 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:30,769 Well, I'll say this about geyer, they don't have Don. 237 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,187 Take your seats, please. 238 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,023 Well, we should sit down. Good luck. 239 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,529 Judas priest. Are we merging with geyer? 240 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,823 Talk to Lane. 241 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:49,830 Welcome to the sixth annual American television commercials awards. 242 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:54,459 We 're here to honor creative excellence in advertising and design... 243 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,629 I just ran into Ken cosgrove. 244 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,965 Don't talk to me right now. 245 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,092 And I do mean everything. 246 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,933 I don't know if it was that funny, but thank you. 247 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,643 I have to tell you I am very impressed you got this gig. 248 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,772 Yes. Well, thank you for making it easier. 249 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,733 Wally, it's me. 250 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:25,157 You know, when I was coming up at y&r, you were very inspiring. 251 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,702 Raymond rubicam said you were a genius. 252 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,287 It's great to see you. 253 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,414 I mean, actually alive and everything. 254 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,542 Get your hands off me. 255 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,253 What's with the French service? 256 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,255 God! I miss working with that guy. 257 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,258 I feel like I've already won. 258 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:47,179 Well, I'm afraid that'll be the limit to the public speaking portion of our show. 259 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,183 And, gentlemen, let's pace ourselves. 260 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,106 In the first category that of apparel, the nominees are... 261 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,779 That's five. 262 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,615 If you really worked on the Johnson campaign, why are you here? 263 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,368 Because nobody at ddb even keeps track of who does what, 264 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,330 except the Daisy ad. Big deal. 265 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,042 The klan is probably the best thing I'll be near my entire life. 266 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:21,797 Well, let me tell you, I had a lot to do with glo-coat. A lot. 267 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,131 The idea, especially. 268 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,092 The kid? 269 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:30,263 Don put the whole cowboy thing on it. I don't know if it was that revolutionary. 270 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:33,725 It was jarring, but more cute than I like. 271 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:38,647 I know I'm not supposed to go, but when the nomination came in, 272 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,817 Don let everybody pat him on the back. 273 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,278 He didn't even look at me and I was... I was right there. 274 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,699 And I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him. 275 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,160 Who claps for themselves? 276 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,250 Okay, I'm gonna riff for a few minutes 277 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,754 and just sort of speechatize the whole vicks experience. 278 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,524 Should I come back when you're through? 279 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,633 No, toots, grab a pencil. 280 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,303 Someone's gonna want to get it down before it heads into the stratosphere. 281 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,305 Why don't you write down my ideas? 282 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,932 Look, I read your brochure. 283 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,434 I have no interest in the temperance movement. 284 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,273 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 285 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,693 This is byrrh on the rocks. 286 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,114 Be the first on your block to serve byrrh on the rocks. 287 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,701 And now for best cleansers, waxes and polishes. 288 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,745 - This is us. - Glass wax sprays 289 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,666 "gobbles up dirt," Campbell mithun of Minneapolis. 290 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,502 How do I look? 291 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,129 - Great. - One step floor care 's 292 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,464 "bus stop," bbdo. 293 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:51,720 Glo-coat, "Billy the kid," sterling Cooper draper pryce. 294 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:56,141 And pledge, "runawa y chair," Benton and bow/es. 295 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,061 And the winner is 296 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,606 gig-coat, "Billy the kid," 297 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,568 sterling Cooper draper pryce. 298 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,953 - Congratulations, Don. - Thank you. 299 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,250 - Next up, competing in the category of... - Let me see it. 300 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,143 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 301 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,032 - What's going on, dear? - Well, I ran over 302 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,356 because the people from life cereal rented a car 303 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,107 and now they're waiting at the office. 304 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,443 - Right now? - We'll reschedule. 305 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,617 Maybe I can convince them to stay for the week. 306 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,198 No, no. They want to see our presentation. 307 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,967 What do you say we put a cherry on this thing? 308 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,202 - Aye aye, sir. - Really? 309 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,707 So the schusters move into what used to be the harrington house. 310 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,293 Meanwhile, Betty gets extremelyjealous 311 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,879 when she sees Allison dancing with Rodney at the after-party. 312 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,881 But then Michael asked Betty to dance with him 313 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,466 and also dances with Claire 314 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:15,387 and that is all I can tell you about the next few weeks of Peyton place. 315 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,932 - How the heck do you know all this? - They send me the scripts. 316 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,059 I need to see them. It's my job. 317 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,788 I can't believe Connie goes through with their wedding. 318 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,689 It is a surprise. I agree. 319 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,655 What more do I need to say? 320 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,324 - It's heavy. - Don, you remember... 321 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,368 Jim and Dennis, glad you could make it. 322 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,079 I can't thank you enough for waiting. 323 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:45,667 Don't think about it. We've been unwinding as Mr. Crane ruins Peyton place for us. 324 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,753 Perfect. Let's get to it. 325 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:53,341 - Roger, thank you. - I'll be on my way, but first, victory lap! 326 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,927 Come on, Don, Pete, crane, Jimmy Olsen! 327 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,920 Wrap it up quickly, gents. We have an after-party to attend. 328 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,439 Thank you, Roger. 329 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,608 - Is everyone set? - That's one word for it. 330 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,170 Joey, you didn't start without me, did you? 331 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,696 No, Don. I would not do that. 332 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,365 Okay, everybody ready? 333 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:26,458 Life cereal, delicious, crispy and it's got a big name, you know. 334 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,519 And I know you want to associate it with health, 335 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,211 but that's not fun. Joey? 336 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,506 You know what? I've got it. 337 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,261 Look, there are sweeter cereals than this, 338 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,473 but I kept thinking about, you know, nostalgia. 339 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:48,396 How you remember something in the past and it feels good, but it's a little bit painful, 340 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,482 like when you were a kid. 341 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,900 - That's the truth. - And "life," 342 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,319 that's a scary word to anyone at any age. 343 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,612 So how do we make it fun? 344 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,742 "Eat life by the bowiful." 345 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,870 Little kid, big bowl, big spoon. 346 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,872 Kids see the giant bowl of cereal and they smile 347 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,155 because, you know, they'd eat a box of it if they could. 348 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,960 And moms see it and they get this twinge 349 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,756 of how little their kid still is, even though they have to deal with life. 350 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:19,469 Get those two together in a market and I think we're going to sell some cereal. 351 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,096 That's all I have. 352 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,556 I think if you'd invite us into the rest of your company, 353 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,683 we could build a Saturday morning TV show 354 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:26,994 around the whole quaker oats family. 355 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,018 In fact, it could be called the quaker oats family. 356 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,190 I like the bowiful, 357 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,527 but I think it's kind of smart for regular folks, you know? 358 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,694 The irony, I guess. 359 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,532 Children will get the picture. Moms will get the irony. 360 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:45,453 Yeah, but when I go back to Chicago, all they're gonna wanna hear is a slogan, 361 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,556 and I don't think this is gonna cut it. 362 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,376 Well, why don't we let Don work that over? 363 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,045 We can either talk on Monday if you're staying the weekend 364 00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,398 or we can come see you in Chicago. 365 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,662 I've got it. I've got it, Pete. 366 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:00,969 How about 367 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,680 "life is just a bowl of life cereal." 368 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,560 "Life is sweet." 369 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,232 "Enjoy the rest of your life cereal." 370 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,985 Don, they're not expecting you to do this right now. 371 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,570 Give me a second. 372 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,448 "Life. The reason to get out of bed in the morning." 373 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,325 "Life. The cure for the common breakfast." 374 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,536 "Life. Its sweetness never ends." 375 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,998 - "Life. Eat it by the bowlful." - There you go. 376 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,168 "The cure for the common breakfast." 377 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,171 -Loveit -it's got the health angle. 378 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,842 Life makes you feel better. It's got protein. Very nice. 379 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,344 That dog will hunt. 380 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,680 Wonderful. We'll get that put together for you. 381 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,349 - Should we discuss media? - I can keep going. 382 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,268 I think we've got a home run. 383 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,771 We don't need to take up any more of your time. 384 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,483 I know you have some celebrating to do. 385 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,817 I don't know what to say. 386 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,033 This is the most fun I've ever had in New York. 387 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,488 Anytime, fellows. 388 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,490 Very good then. 389 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,869 Roger, I'm done! Let's go! 390 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,955 Can I speak with you a moment? 391 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,017 - Got anything on vicks yet? - I really need to talk to you. 392 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,876 - You still have nothing? - The tagline... 393 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,854 Do you think I'm joking when I give you a deadline? 394 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,464 - You said Monday. - Ida, book a nice room with a lock on it 395 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,008 for misters Olson and Rizzo. Bill it to vicks. 396 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,617 - Don't come out until you have something. - Are you kidding? 397 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,223 Pete, we'll walk them out. 398 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,020 Do you want to pick a place or should I? 399 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:37,023 He wasn't serious. It's the weekend. We'll work in the office. 400 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:40,276 Do you want me to go chase him down to see if he's serious or not? 401 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,903 Go get Stanley. 402 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,536 - I need to speak with you. - Not now. 403 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,080 - Lane, may I? - Come in. 404 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:01,005 I'm only going to ask once. Are we merging with geyer? 405 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,383 - No. - Really? 406 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:08,012 Well, I ran into Ken cosgrove and Clarence birdseye at the clios. 407 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,979 It came to me that Mr. Cosgrove was unhappy 408 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:21,609 and that he and his choice clients would be a welcome addition to the firm. 409 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,111 Over my dead body. 410 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:32,120 I apologize. It was wrong of me not to consult you. 411 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,581 - I wasn't sure... - Wasn't sure about what? 412 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,833 Whether to go behind my back? 413 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:41,129 I'm a partner, damn it. I have the same status here as you. 414 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,048 You've never liked me. 415 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,276 You picked him over me to begin with 416 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,510 and now you expect me to work with him again? 417 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,928 Approval denied. 418 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,601 Roger sterling is a child, 419 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,981 and frankly we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself. 420 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,902 Ken is proven. 421 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:09,657 He's hungry, and he has accounts. 422 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,620 Birds eye, a beverage called mountain dew 423 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,706 and Fillmore auto parts, which has entered the national arena. 424 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,043 He would more than pay for himself. 425 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:22,211 Does that put you at ease? 426 00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:23,379 What would put me at ease 427 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,883 is you and madame defarge not plotting behind my back. 428 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,720 Still, I expect pragmatism from you. 429 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,806 We share that. 430 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,394 Mr. Cosgrove and I are having lunch on Monday. 431 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:43,608 If your tantrum has subsided, you're welcome to join us. 432 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,904 - I'm going home. - And on a personal note, 433 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,448 I'd like to add that I'm quite fond of you. 434 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,034 It pains me to hear you say othennise. 435 00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,582 Get that thing in here. 436 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,839 General. 437 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:09,449 You're not flying tonight, are you? 438 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,219 No, it's been years. 439 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,805 I bet. Name some aircraft for me. 440 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,641 - No. - No, wait. Who do you report to? 441 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,268 - The president. - Of what, William Morris? 442 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:24,732 You know, one of these decorations is for shutting up loudmouths. 443 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,473 It's a pleasure to meet you, general. Enjoy your evening. 444 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:34,075 - Don, congratulations. - Thank you. 445 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:37,161 You, too. We're the top of the heap. 446 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,665 - The heap of what? - I know they give out 50 a year, 447 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,292 but I've got to say, it doesn't get any sweeter than this. 448 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,171 Roger, buy ned a drink. 449 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,426 There you are. 450 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,679 Your mom called. She's looking for us. 451 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,806 It was very nice meeting you. 452 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,016 - What are you doing? - Rescuing you. 453 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,270 From what? A business opportunity? 454 00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,189 Did you see the part where I won? 455 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,275 No, but I heard about it. 456 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:10,653 They're gonna put your picture on a dartboard at grey. 457 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,114 What's their problem? 458 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,574 Grey won. Everybody won. 459 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,784 That's not true. 460 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,620 And just think how you'd feel right now if you lost. 461 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,706 About the same, I suppose. 462 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,563 It doesn't make the work any better. 463 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,335 That's very healthy. 464 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,964 Award or no award, you're still Don draper. 465 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:31,758 Whatever that means. 466 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,886 You're incredible. 467 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:41,976 You smell good. 468 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,312 Is that right? 469 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:51,486 What do you say we get out of here and really celebrate? 470 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:59,160 I think you're confusing a lot of things at once right now. 471 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,542 I'm very happy for you. 472 00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:22,850 Are you calling to give him an update? 473 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,520 I'm calling him about something completely unrelated to you. 474 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,564 I know you have a special relationship. 475 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,026 - What does that mean? - What? 476 00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:35,863 Not that. Jesus! Of course not that. 477 00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:38,908 Do you think he'd be caught dead with you? There's wallpaper more exciting. 478 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,410 But I know you're his favorite. 479 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,287 I bet he takes you hunting 480 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,414 and lets you carry the carcasses in your mouth. 481 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,977 Are you gonna work or just stare at pictures 482 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,212 of women who can't stare back? 483 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:57,260 You wouldn't understand, but this inspires me, 484 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,721 opens my mind with freedom. 485 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,141 So why aren't you a nudist? 486 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,978 You talk about it all the time. 487 00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:10,314 Well, in a liberated environment, I would be. 488 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:14,902 In the presence of the pope or say, you, 489 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,239 it's difficult. 490 00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:20,449 You don't know anything about me. 491 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:25,162 I know you're ashamed of your body, or you should be, at least. 492 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,511 What are you doing? 493 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:44,181 You're lazy. And you have no ideas. 494 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,854 - Really? - Yeah. Let's go. 495 00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:54,066 You're a fruitcake, you know that? 496 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,110 And you're chicken shit. 497 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,279 I can work like this. Let's get liberated. 498 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:01,908 Fantastic. 499 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:34,857 What are you waiting for? 500 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:38,361 Just... 501 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:45,242 Let's talk cough drops. What you got? 502 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:47,828 I'm thinking. 503 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,247 About what? 504 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,541 Don't flatter yourself. It's involuntary. 505 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,796 Maybe it was left over from the magazine. 506 00:29:58,089 --> 00:29:59,340 Terrific. 507 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,592 Now I don't think it's that hard to convince people 508 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:05,930 that cough drops are medicine, especially when they taste like it, right? 509 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:21,153 So you're really gonna leave me alone with all these naked gold women? 510 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,447 Excuse me. I hate to interrupt. 511 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:24,824 You're not interrupting. 512 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:28,035 That man over there, I saw you talking before. 513 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,454 - Is that Don draper? - Yes it is. 514 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:34,625 - Is he attached? - To that glass? Absolutely. 515 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,884 He's pretty proud of himself. 516 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:46,053 Well, it's a big day for him. 517 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,555 It's a big day for all of us. 518 00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:50,891 Especially you, okay? 519 00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:54,895 Well, they don't seem to give awards for what I do. 520 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,273 And what is that? 521 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:00,317 Find guys like him. 522 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:07,742 You've crossed the border from lubricated to morose. 523 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:11,078 Good night. 524 00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:25,092 Mr. Sterling. 525 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,722 - Do I know you? - It's Don. 526 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:33,434 Don draper. Heller's luxury furs. 527 00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:36,103 The fur guy. 528 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:39,541 - What are you doing here? - I have a meeting in the building. 529 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:42,443 I saw you standing here and I thought I'd say hello. 530 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,280 Really? Name one other company in this building. 531 00:31:48,783 --> 00:31:50,618 I'm sorry. It's just... 532 00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,871 I've left some messages for you. 533 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,749 And I've ignored them. That's my message for you. 534 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,393 I just wanted to know what you thought of my portfolio. 535 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,128 I threw it out with the box from the coat. 536 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,172 That was a bad idea. 537 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,342 Maybe it was a bad idea, 538 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,261 but weren't you trying to get a break once? 539 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,977 Where does your boss think you are right now? 540 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,749 He knows I want to do what you do. 541 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,233 And what do you think that is? 542 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:26,987 I think you're a very important man in a very important agency. 543 00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,073 Maybe I am risking my job, 544 00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:32,787 but I'd do anything to buy you a drink and hear anything you have to say. 545 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,454 It's 10:00 am. 546 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,785 My mother always said, "be careful what you wish for, 547 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,126 "because you'll get it, 548 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:42,837 "and then people getjealous and try to take it away from you." 549 00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:45,655 I don't think that's how that goes. 550 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,634 You're an expert on everything, right? 551 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,137 And how can I hire you? You know too much about me. 552 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,097 You know I've been discreet. 553 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,683 Once you say that, you're not discreet anymore. 554 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,686 I got to get out of here before they open for lunch. This is embarrassing. 555 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:01,438 I'll buy you lunch. 556 00:33:01,522 --> 00:33:03,691 I'm stuffed. I had a jar of olives. 557 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,533 And you're a great fur guy. I'm gonna need one of those. 558 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,035 Let me get you a cab. 559 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:18,080 You should go home. 560 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,678 So you use cough drops when you're sick in bed, 561 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:36,974 on a car trip, at the movies and in church. 562 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:39,847 Anything you'd like to add? 563 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:44,273 - What? - This pencil's a little dull. 564 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:48,176 Maybe I should dip that thing in some ink and write with it. 565 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,739 - Stop looking. - I thought it might make it go away. 566 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,421 You know what? Fine. 567 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:11,884 Are we getting dressed now? 568 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,012 You can do whatever you want. I don't care. 569 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:16,764 But you do. 570 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,349 Fine, you win. 571 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,392 Win what? 572 00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:23,646 Win the prize for the smuggest bitch in the world. 573 00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:25,940 I got to take a leak. 574 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:42,456 Hey, Rizzo! I'm hungry. Do you want anything? 575 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:56,512 What did you win for again? 576 00:34:57,805 --> 00:34:59,807 Cake mixes and toppings. 577 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:02,393 I wrote the jingle. 578 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,521 Can you hum a few bars? 579 00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,998 That sounds familiar. 580 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:30,796 Okay. 581 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:55,404 Hello. 582 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,614 So you finally decided to pick up the phone? 583 00:35:57,698 --> 00:36:00,284 - Where the hell are you? - Who is this? 584 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,120 It's me. Where the hell are you? It's noon. 585 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:06,206 You were supposed to be here two hours ago. 586 00:36:06,707 --> 00:36:08,435 The kids are sitting in the den watching TV, 587 00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:10,627 waiting for someone who is obviously not coming. 588 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,814 I know you don't care that Henry and I were supposed to go 589 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,256 to a very important brunch, 590 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,383 but I can't get Carla anymore. She's in church. 591 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,303 - I'm coming on Sunday. - It is Sunday! 592 00:36:25,059 --> 00:36:28,395 I'm really sorry, betts. I'm under the weather. 593 00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:31,440 Well, thank you for the notice, Don. Thanks a lot. 594 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,319 Is everything okay? 595 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,322 Yeah. 596 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,033 Everything's fine. 597 00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:44,828 I can't believe we slept so long. 598 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,502 Is that yours? 599 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,546 No, it's yours. 600 00:37:00,511 --> 00:37:03,931 I'm really sorry. 601 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,851 I have some things to do. I forgot about them. 602 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,813 You said you were gonna take my picture and you never did. 603 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:15,275 - When did I say that? - I don't know. 604 00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:19,071 Somewhere around your third order of French fries 605 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,406 after your sister left. 606 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:22,658 My sister? 607 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:25,619 Was that her on the phone? 608 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,789 - No. - Don't lie to me. It's okay, dick. 609 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:34,461 Listen, I don't want to get in the middle of anything. 610 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,926 Look, 611 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:44,805 I'm really late. 612 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,350 - I should get ready. - Okay. 613 00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:52,980 Do you mind? 614 00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:01,196 I had a great time, Doris. 615 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:04,992 I'm really sorry I forgot I had plans. 616 00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:30,350 All right. I'll see you around, I guess. 617 00:39:22,903 --> 00:39:24,154 Are you okay? 618 00:39:24,238 --> 00:39:26,114 I tried to call you Friday night, 619 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,659 and yesterday it rang and rang and today it's busy. 620 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:30,577 My phone's not working. 621 00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:33,247 Can I come in? 622 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,048 What's the problem? 623 00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:49,263 I know you don't want to hear this, but the life cereal tag you sold, 624 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:52,057 it was that kid's. Roger's idiot. 625 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,230 "Eat life by the bowlful"? We worked on that for weeks. 626 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:02,025 No, "the cure for the common breakfast." You changed it in the meeting. 627 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,028 I don't think so. 628 00:40:05,112 --> 00:40:07,114 I know I've gotten stuff stuck in my brain before 629 00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:09,825 and you don't know where it's coming from. 630 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,118 It's that kid's. 631 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,537 - Are you sure? - Yes. 632 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,249 Call life and tell them it's terrible 633 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:19,126 - and we changed our minds. - They loved it. 634 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:20,210 It's terrible. 635 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:23,880 Well, neither you nor the client was in a condition to notice. 636 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:28,677 Think of 10 more tags. 637 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,597 No. I've been working all weekend with that pig 638 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,890 in that stupid hotel room. I am tapped out. 639 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,643 What hotel room? 640 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,524 You have to bring him in right away. 641 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:45,027 Tomorrow. Fix it. 642 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:50,824 Shit. 643 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:10,010 Mr. Cosgrove is on his way over. I've added you to our reservation. 644 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:13,847 No. When he gets here bring him to the conference room. 645 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:21,855 And he's coughing and everyone's staring at him, 646 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,399 including the priest, then he sucks on a vicks. 647 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,151 It's good. 648 00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:29,112 - It's pretty much how I pitched it. - That's true. 649 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,490 I only changed one little thing. 650 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:40,582 Good morning. 651 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,710 Call the pen & pencil, see if someone found my award. 652 00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:45,754 What's the category? 653 00:41:46,088 --> 00:41:48,507 Best actress. It's a clio. 654 00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:56,932 Hey. 655 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:58,975 They told me to wait here. 656 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,561 Your little friend is waiting. 657 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:07,693 Listen, Danny, 658 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:13,407 I've been thinking about things and there was a slogan in your book, 659 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,992 "the cure for the common" something. 660 00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:19,204 - Bus, beer, chair? Which one? - All of them. 661 00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,206 I'm gonna give you $50 for the idea. 662 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:23,917 You liked it, huh? 663 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,210 What did I just say? 664 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:28,004 I'd like a job. 665 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:33,719 Fine, $100. It'll be freelance work. Do you know what that is? 666 00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:35,929 Yeah, it's not a job. 667 00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:38,223 I don't have to buy it. 668 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:41,268 I could just use it. Take the money. 669 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,438 I don't need money. I need a job. 670 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:47,357 You wouldn't even be in this room if you weren't related to Roger. 671 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,735 But I am. It's all I have. 672 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:52,195 That and my ideas. 673 00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:06,626 This place is fantastic. 674 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,504 Lane, could you leave us, please? 675 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,300 Certainly. 676 00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:30,859 I've given this a lot of thought. 677 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:33,153 Me, too. 678 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:38,325 If you're open to the direction and tenor of the business I'm doing here, 679 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,535 I think you'd be a great addition to my team. 680 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,397 The hell's that supposed to mean? 681 00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:45,999 That things have changed in a permanent way. 682 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,503 I'd say nothing's changed. 683 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,425 Look, Ken, everyone here likes you, 684 00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:59,846 but this is a small shop, and I need to know you can do as told. 685 00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:22,702 How are the wedding plans coming? 686 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,414 Peggy! 687 00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,585 Take Danny over to Joan. He's starting next Monday. 688 00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:34,130 Are you kidding? 689 00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:38,009 You will not be sorry. 690 00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,427 Go away. 691 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:48,770 Wait here. 692 00:44:57,988 --> 00:45:00,675 I always liked chocolate ice cream, but my mother made us eat vanilla, 693 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:02,242 because it didn't stain anything. 694 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,414 - I hired Jane's cousin. - Really? 695 00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:09,708 What changed your mind? 696 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,252 Couldn't live without him. 697 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:18,633 Well, one good turn deserves another. 698 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,473 You left it at the bar. 699 00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:27,934 Too much celebrating, I guess. 700 00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:30,437 Yeah, that happens. 701 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,523 I'll give it back if you just say one thing. 702 00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:35,650 You couldn't have done it without me. 703 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,277 Did I not say that? 704 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:41,364 I was wrong. 705 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,455 Thank you. 706 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:03,303 Mr. Sterling. 707 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:06,181 - Good morning. - Jesus! Would you leave me alone? 708 00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:09,434 You told me to come in. 709 00:46:09,851 --> 00:46:12,187 - The hell I did. - You hired me. 710 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,481 What? When? 711 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:17,651 Yesterday. You said, "welcome aboard."