1 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,887 They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking 2 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,139 you have a drinking problem. 3 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,352 My mind is a jumble. 4 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,771 I can't organize my thoughts 5 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:04,398 and typing feels like work. 6 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,861 I've never written more than 250 words, 7 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:11,072 not even in high school. 8 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:13,574 Five paragraphs, 50 words a piece. 9 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,826 God, I was lazy. 10 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:19,705 I should've finished high school. 11 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,375 Everything could have been different. 12 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,349 Are you okay, sir? 13 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:31,902 Summer's coming. 14 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,655 I smelled it. 15 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,908 I kind of thought I smelled corn, which is impossible. 16 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,078 There it was again. 17 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:43,914 Perfume. 18 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,222 Good morning, miss blankenship. 19 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:01,932 How was your surgery? 20 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,517 It was a nightmare. 21 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:07,146 The ether and the blindness, and then I got the goggles. 22 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,689 So, everything's good? 23 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:12,109 I'll tell you, I was blind and now I see. 24 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:14,362 Well, good. If you need more time... 25 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,821 I'm fine, Roger. 26 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,824 I'm kidding around here. 27 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,035 My book's at home. 28 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,205 Can you give me the number for Bethany Van nuys? 29 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:31,253 Maybe lift it up and drop it down. 30 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,590 I'm stronger than you, but I'm not that strong. 31 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,218 Stop. Stop. He's right. 32 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,011 I feel like Margaret mead. 33 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:41,680 You know what, Harry? I think this is a show. 34 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:45,184 Okay, we're gonna do it. Harry, get out of the way. 35 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,068 What is going on out here? 36 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,820 I'll be honest, I don't know. 37 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,839 I got blockaded on my way back from the men's room. 38 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:58,989 Thank you, gentlemen. 39 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,325 Everyone back to work. 40 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,576 It took my watch. 41 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,786 What? 42 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,014 - Ken was buying a Clark bar... - But it ate my change. 43 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,040 And since Danny's not here we went to Peggy. 44 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,000 But it turns out Joey's got the smallest hands. 45 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,419 No, I said I had done it before. 46 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,171 Why don't you put another dime in the machine and pull again? 47 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,357 You really think we didn't try that? 48 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:16,841 - This thing is a bandit. - Yeah. 49 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,259 Cut it out! 50 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,927 Don't make me come out here again. 51 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,387 Sorry, mom. 52 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,097 Pardon? 53 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,141 Okay. Hey, it's over. 54 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,952 I'm trying to get my watch. What am I supposed to do? 55 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:29,854 Call the complaint number. Have an adult solve this problem. 56 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,105 What is going on out here? 57 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,500 I was in the midst of an extremely important telephone call. 58 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,026 Joan was just handing out demerits. 59 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,696 Joey, in my office. 60 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,614 Go easy on him. 61 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:43,242 A private spanking, just like my dream. 62 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,494 When did we get a vending machine? 63 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,852 I know you're a freelancer and you spend time in other offices, 64 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:54,587 but you should know, this behavior is not tolerated here. 65 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,754 Yes, ma'am. 66 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,983 I should let you know there's a problem, now, between us. 67 00:04:58,007 --> 00:04:59,425 Why are you always on my case? 68 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,719 Because you are particularly disrespectful. 69 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,888 No, I'm not. Stan's worse. 70 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:07,057 Maybe he's better at his job. 71 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,187 I'm glad you're amused. 72 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,105 You're so arrogant. 73 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,376 What do you do around here besides walking around 74 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,735 like you're trying to get raped? 75 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:19,695 Excuse me? 76 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,572 I'm not some young girl off the bus. 77 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,592 I don't need some madam from a Shanghai whorehouse 78 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,075 to show me the ropes. 79 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,350 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were in here. 80 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,211 Where the hell else would I be? This is my office. 81 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,213 And you all better stop cutting through here. 82 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,256 It's not a thoroughfare. 83 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,717 Take the extra steps. You could use them. 84 00:05:42,927 --> 00:05:44,428 You're right. 85 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,599 Go ahead. I'm leaving anyway. 86 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,601 I'm sorry. 87 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,072 Oh, no. 88 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,535 Miss blankenship, good to see you. 89 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,246 I mean, nice to see you. I mean, welcome back. 90 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:13,791 - Let me help you with those. - Finally, someone offers. 91 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,170 I told you I can see with the glasses. 92 00:06:18,254 --> 00:06:20,965 - I'm out of cigarettes. - I've got your liquor. 93 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,218 I only have two hands. 94 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,636 I'm set. 95 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,846 And then you're not. 96 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:29,890 Take those back to the storeroom, 97 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,101 and while you're there, get me some cigarettes. 98 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,769 Your wife called earlier. 99 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,437 She's not my wife. 100 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,899 Mrs. Francis said to remind you that you can't have the kids this weekend. 101 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:41,944 It's very complicated. It's Bobby's birthday party, Sunday. 102 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,571 It's gene's birthday. 103 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:46,448 Did you want me to buy him or her a gift? 104 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,056 What a pleasant surprise. 105 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:28,282 You don't mind that I'm home early, do you? 106 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,200 You said you didn't want to watch me pack. 107 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,786 You don't even want to say goodbye. 108 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,205 I don't. 109 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,626 Joanie, it's basic training. I'll be back. 110 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,254 You said they use live ammunition. 111 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,591 Come on. 112 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,218 Come in here. 113 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,437 Greg, that doesn't make everything better. It makes it worse. 114 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,147 It's eight weeks. 115 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,525 I'm gonna come back in uniform. You know you'll like that. 116 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:08,614 What am I gonna do? Who am I gonna talk to? 117 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:12,201 Well, you'll talk to your friends at work. 118 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:27,216 Is this the way you want to spend this time, crying? 119 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,645 - I can't. - Sure you can. 120 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:43,107 Just pretend we're in some midtown hotel 121 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:46,944 and we both snuck away for the afternoon. 122 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,636 More and more every day about Vietnam. 123 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:16,098 I hope it's not another Korea. 124 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,686 I sound like a little girl, writing down what happened today. 125 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,859 Sunday is gene's birthday party. 126 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,486 I know I can't go. 127 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,239 I keep thinking about him. 128 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:36,118 He was conceived in a moment of desperation 129 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,787 and born into a mess. 130 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,764 A list of things I'd like to do. 131 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,016 One, 132 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,059 climb mount Kilimanjaro. 133 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,687 Go anywhere in Africa, actually. 134 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,773 Two, 135 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:09,151 gain a modicum of control over the way I feel. 136 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,738 I want to wake up. 137 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,492 I don't wanna be that man. 138 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,666 Could you get that to eljefe? 139 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,921 So, mountain dew... 140 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:32,341 Everything kind of fell apart there. They don't like the work. 141 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,051 Too bad. 142 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,112 Well, somebody showed a couple of bottlers the work, 143 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,680 and they don't like witches brewing things. 144 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,724 They don't like the occult in general. 145 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,602 And you told them it's their hillbilly working a still? 146 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:47,147 I did, but the fact remains that in the world of sodie pop, 147 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,775 Pepsi is the tail and the bottlers are the dog. 148 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,458 They just want us to change the drawing. 149 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,321 Except it's damaged goods. 150 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,990 They're never gonna want to see that board again. Start over. 151 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,952 I did it with Joey. Do you want Stan to take over? 152 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,663 You're spreading me awful thin. 153 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,724 Do you want me to tell Joan to figure it out? 154 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,626 "It"? You don't even know what "it" is. 155 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,837 Miss blankenship, get Joan in here. 156 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,672 She startles when you do that. 157 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,552 - I had an uncle who was blind. - She's not blind. 158 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,263 She's recovering from cataract surgery. 159 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,347 He had syphilis. 160 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:50,794 He would come in the room and he would say... 161 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:55,716 What can I do for you? 162 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,759 A redo on mountain dew. 163 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,554 I want to make Joey full time for a couple of weeks. 164 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:04,224 I'd have to double-check on his availability, 165 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,851 but are you sure he's the right fit? 166 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,811 He did the first round. 167 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,438 And we're redoing it. 168 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,356 It's more complicated than that. 169 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:17,529 Well, this may not be the time or the place to bring this up, but... 170 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,032 - What now? - I've been hearing complaints about him. 171 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,283 Really? 172 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,952 He's not a gentleman with the girls. 173 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,955 Okay. One juicy story? 174 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:31,710 I'll protect those concerned, but it involves an extremely blue joke. 175 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,254 - When? - It doesn't matter. 176 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,382 Fine, you can tell it to me later. Boys will be boys. 177 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,302 Of course, but I'm going to call in other books. 178 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,304 There's too much to do. 179 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,724 I know the joke. 180 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,226 - This guy's balls are so big... - Are we done? 181 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,770 Sure. 182 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:59,237 Can you tell ray Charles to come in here and clean this up? 183 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,952 And as soon as you get to Hollywood you find out that that myth is... 184 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:08,121 Well, it has some truth to it. There is instant fame. 185 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,624 What's this have to do with Peyton place? 186 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,250 Well, we went down to the set, 187 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,711 and Ryan was doing this scene against another rival, 188 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,381 I can't tell you who, and the guy was awful. 189 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,967 And I start to hear him talk about a young fresh face, 190 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,219 wholesome but a little mischievous. 191 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,595 Am I crazy? 192 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,306 I don't understand. You want to be an actor? 193 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:29,518 Does that sound like me? That's you. You could do it. 194 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,852 I know the right people. 195 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,217 Maybe not the big screen, but the small screen definitely. 196 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,691 I'm kind of down to earth. 197 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,653 You're so handsome. I showed them a picture. 198 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,655 How'd you get a picture? 199 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,992 I sent one of those polaroids from the Christmas party to Bernie Kowalski. 200 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,952 Mr. Crane, I hate to interrupt you, 201 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,247 but I have Peggy Olson out here looking for Mr. Baird. 202 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,710 Well, thank you for thinking of me. 203 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,254 You're too modest, you know that? 204 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,800 What were you doing in there? 205 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,362 Every place I've worked there's always some old fairy who comes on to me, 206 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,846 but that was the weirdest by far. 207 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,681 Yes, everybody wants you, Joey. 208 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,308 - It happens a lot. - What did you do to Joan? 209 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,518 I told her off. 210 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,104 Well, you shouldn't have. She's important around here. 211 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,690 Let me tell you something about the big rag... 212 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,901 We're creative, and she's an overblown secretary. 213 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,528 Fine, don't listen to me. 214 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,572 There's a Joan in every company. 215 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,157 My mother was a Joan. 216 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,325 Always telling everybody what to do. 217 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,971 She even wore a pen around her neck so people would stare at her tits. 218 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:34,124 She's not your mother, and she and Lane basically run this place. 219 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,793 Okay, message received. 220 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,505 Is it time to go yet? 221 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,390 Glad you could make it. 222 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:53,018 Well, we were on our way to the theater anyway. 223 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,063 Ralph stuben, this is my wife Betty. 224 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,356 - Pleased to meet you. - I hope you don't mind. 225 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,859 The congressman wanted me to do this immediately 226 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,742 and he didn't want me to do it over the phone. 227 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:06,573 She doesn't mind, and she's very discreet. 228 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,658 That's the curse of a political wife. 229 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,369 That and having to eat dinner with a lot of people you don't know. 230 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,747 Betty's no stranger to public service. 231 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,956 So, what show did you see? 232 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,084 Why don't we get a drink at the bar? 233 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,130 It'll only be a minute. 234 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,135 Thank you. 235 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,434 So, are you a Felix or an Oscar? 236 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:38,105 Like most men, I'd rather be an Oscar, but I'm probably a Felix. 237 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,193 Every date feels like a first date with you. 238 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,237 Is that good or bad? 239 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,781 It's just I know you must be seeing someone else. 240 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,867 And don't say no, because it'll just hurt me more. 241 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,538 Look, I'm here with you right now. 242 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,832 We're on a date, 243 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,417 and I thought we were getting to know each other. 244 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:04,548 It doesn't just accumulate. It takes intense, prolonged contact. 245 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,385 Don't you want to be close with anyone? 246 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,346 I do. 247 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,767 I know we're from different generations, 248 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,645 but I'm going to need more from you. 249 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,730 We are from different generations, 250 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,984 because I don't remember women pushing this hard. 251 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,902 And I'm not seeing anyone. 252 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,863 I'm working. 253 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,406 All the time. 254 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:34,119 Well, I get excited when you call, and then I don't hear from you. 255 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,414 We don't have to get married for me to show you off at the country club. 256 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,375 Don. 257 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,210 How are you? 258 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,046 I'm fine, Henry. 259 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,592 Henry, Betty, this is miss Van nuys. 260 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,926 Bethany. 261 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,429 Enjoy your dinner. 262 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,313 My goodness, what was that? 263 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,318 Well, that was actually my ex-wife and her husband, 264 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,155 and some slob who's about to have the worst dinner of his life. 265 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,240 What? Her? 266 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,215 Well, first of all, my official capacity, if anyone asks, 267 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,401 I'm here to thank you for securing the governor's endorsement 268 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,427 for congressman Lindsay. 269 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,679 That's no small feat, I'm sure. 270 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,098 Well, rocky only hates him because he's handsome. 271 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,684 Well, not to worry. 272 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,228 Lindsayjust wants to be mayor. 273 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,563 Any talk of the white house is fiction. 274 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,400 I guess he hasn't seen the cover of life. 275 00:17:48,652 --> 00:17:49,736 Okay. 276 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,240 Hypothetically, 277 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,910 the congressman is putting together a team with his eye on '72, 278 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,288 and, well, it would be built, 279 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:03,458 if it were going to be built, around you. 280 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,506 And yes, he doesn't want rocky to have you either. 281 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,428 Elizabeth, do you know what you want? 282 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,514 Honey, this part is almost over. 283 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,808 I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. 284 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,357 One drink and she gets flushed. 285 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,735 Yeah, my wife has the other problem. 286 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,538 - Are you okay in there, ma'am? - Yes, I'm fine. 287 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,585 - You dropped your purse. - I'll take it. 288 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,193 What did you want me to do, put you in a cab? 289 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,279 That wouldn't be right. 290 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,382 I can't believe you made me sit there and look at them. 291 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,283 Nobody said you had to look at them. 292 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,244 You need a drink? Well, what are you, a wino? 293 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,998 You need a drink? That is not something you're allowed to say. 294 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,751 Now you decide what I can and can't say? 295 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,961 I was in a marriage like that before. 296 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,964 You're gonna run into him. It's a small town. 297 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,842 - I hate him. - Hate's a strong word, Betty. 298 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,844 I hate Nazis. 299 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,013 I have an ex-wife. She bothers me. 300 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,223 I don't like seeing her. I don't hate her. 301 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,392 - You're a Saint. - I'm an adult. 302 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,228 It was upsetting. Can't you let me have that? 303 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,981 Not when it ruins the whole evening. 304 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,734 This man is asking me to take Lindsay all the way. 305 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,487 That could happen. Don draper doesn't have a say. 306 00:19:57,072 --> 00:20:00,450 - You're right. Who cares about him? - You do. 307 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,244 He's taking up too much space in your life, 308 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,746 maybe in your heart. 309 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,664 That's ridiculous. 310 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,543 Look, 311 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,962 maybe we rushed into this. 312 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,342 I was six months pregnant when we met. 313 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,096 - Pull over. - Are you kidding me? 314 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,847 Let me out, Henry. 315 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,725 No, you know what? Let me out at the house 316 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,228 because you don't want to live there anyway. 317 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:32,190 You can stay in a hotel or wherever you were when I met you. 318 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,401 In your mansion with your servants. 319 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,487 Shut up, Betty. You're drunk. 320 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,263 What are you doing? 321 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,265 Making you comfortable. 322 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,865 She's a sweet girl 323 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,951 and she wants me to know her, 324 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,828 but I already do. 325 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,916 People tell you who they are, but we ignore it 326 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,211 because we want them to be who we want them to be. 327 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,178 To be continued. 328 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,352 I bet she was thinking of that line all night. 329 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,734 I looked up at the barbizon and I thought of all the women in there. 330 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,195 One in every room. 331 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,072 Touching themselves to sleep. 332 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,620 Waverly and 6th. 333 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,082 I like sleeping alone, 334 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,919 stretching out like a skydiver, 335 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,630 cool patches to roll onto. 336 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,841 I should appreciate it more. 337 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:29,349 No. No! I'm talking now! 338 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:33,144 I don't care where you go and I don't care what you do! 339 00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,230 So, in order... 340 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,691 Would you let me talk? I want my key back. 341 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,569 And I don't want to see your shorts on my floor, 342 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,453 and I don't want you complaining that I don't cook 'cause I don't cook! 343 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,494 You know what, David? Go shit in the ocean! 344 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,454 Good morning. 345 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,461 Are you leaving already? 346 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,968 Were you going to say goodbye? 347 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,471 I thought you could use the sleep. 348 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:11,891 I'm sorry, Henry. 349 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,104 Come over here. 350 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,160 I don't want to have to defend myself all the time. 351 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,288 All the time? 352 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,499 Henry, I'm really sorry. 353 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,918 I know. 354 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,337 Get some sleep. 355 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,093 Carla took the kids to school. 356 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,681 Henry, he was the only man I'd ever been with. 357 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,519 I'll call you later. 358 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,570 It tastes good 359 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,947 because it still basically tastes like mountain dew. 360 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:53,076 And it's very simple to make. I call itjet fuel. 361 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,410 Rocket fuel. 362 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,329 And I like the simplicity of the idea. 363 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:59,582 - Young people, hillbillies. - Xerox crapped out again. 364 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,417 I think I killed it. 365 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:06,005 I'll run this specimen over to the lab. 366 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,507 It's delicious. 367 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,553 You're a haircut, you know that? 368 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,722 You need three ingredients for a cocktail. 369 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,141 Vodka and mountain dew is an emergency. 370 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,358 Don wants our freelance art director Joey baird 371 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,151 put on full time for the next three weeks. 372 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,445 None of my business, I suppose. 373 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:39,414 I really think this vending machine is a troublemaker. 374 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,499 I think it's been a great success. 375 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,918 Revenue is climbing. 376 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:47,004 I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine. 377 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,049 We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch. 378 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,343 Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries 379 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,946 who think the whole afternoon is lunchtime 380 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:56,931 because there's always another sandwich around the corner. 381 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,350 There have been a lot of complaints. 382 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,979 Did you tell them to call the number? 383 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:08,693 What do you think they're doing in there, Lane and Joan? 384 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,611 It's an unholy alliance. 385 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:13,740 I know exactly what they're doing in there. 386 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:17,285 Joan's on the desk, boobs on the blotter. 387 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,537 Lane's behind her. 388 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,706 Probably has a bowler hat. Am I wrong? 389 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,499 Hey, don't do that. 390 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,335 I'm not doing anything. Joan's doing it. 391 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,048 Mountain dew-dah. 392 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:34,260 Give me three cocktails with at least three ingredients each. 393 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:39,432 Peggy Olson, pioneering the science of wet blanketry. 394 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,350 You love her. 395 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,857 Henry Francis calling. 396 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:00,787 This is Don. 397 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,624 Hello, Don. Henry Francis. Sorry to bother you at work. 398 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,667 I assume it's important. 399 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:08,669 It is, but not dire. 400 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:11,881 Okay. 401 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:14,258 What can I do for you? 402 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,803 I bought a boat and I... 403 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,363 Well, I'd like to put it in the garage, 404 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,507 and I don't have the clearance with your things there. 405 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,892 No, of course. 406 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,479 I can probably have some movers take them, put them in storage somewhere. 407 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,105 I can take it off the rent. 408 00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:30,066 No. No, that's okay. 409 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,984 I should probably come and get them myself. 410 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,322 Gene's birthday party is on Sunday. 411 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,741 I know. 412 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,244 So, I think Saturday would be best, dontyou? 413 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,582 I see. 414 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,584 The boat's coming next week so... 415 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,002 Fine. 416 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,754 I'll come at noon. 417 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,101 Miss blankenship, can I get some coffee? 418 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,440 I just lost 30 cents in the machine. 419 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,984 How is that possible? 420 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:16,779 Well, I wanted a pack of life savers, so I put in a nickel and it didn't work. 421 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,990 So, I looked in my purse and all I had was a quarter, 422 00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:20,283 so then I lost a quarter too. 423 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:22,535 Was the exact-change light on? 424 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,620 I started with the exact change. 425 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,081 Peggy, it's a nickel. 426 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:30,042 I'm not calling that number. No one ever answers. 427 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,878 I can't believe you. 428 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,463 Fine, then give me some life savers. 429 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:49,770 Who did that? 430 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:51,898 Did what? 431 00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,025 That pornographic drawing. 432 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:59,780 It's a very brave person that does something anonymously. 433 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,741 It's a very brave person who does that. 434 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,702 It's still illegal in many states, you know. 435 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:14,921 I can't wait until next year when all of you are in Vietnam. 436 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:16,589 You will be pining for the day 437 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,841 when someone was trying to make your life easier. 438 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:20,927 And when you're over there, 439 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:25,222 when you're in the jungle, and they're shooting at you, 440 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:28,851 remember you're not dying for me because I never liked you. 441 00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:37,735 - Joan. - Don't worry. I'm not going home. 442 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,364 Jesus. Scorched earth. 443 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,616 - What's wrong with her? - I told you not to do that. 444 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,868 - Come on, Peggy. - It's a joke. 445 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,785 She's still patting around for the buzzer. I'm sorry. 446 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:54,126 What do you want? 447 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,091 Joey taped it to Joan's window. 448 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:01,926 - Really? - Yes, 449 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:05,554 and it's disrespectful to Joan and it's disrespectful to me. 450 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,307 Narrative, forced perspective... Are you sure Joey did this? 451 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,893 Yes, I told him not to. 452 00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:13,145 Well, I wouldn't tolerate that if I were you. 453 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:15,147 But you have no problem with it? 454 00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:17,775 I didn't say that. 455 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,568 Look, Peggy, just go fire him. 456 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:24,366 I thought you would go out there and yell at him. 457 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,700 Yell at him, fire him. 458 00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:27,994 Look, believe me, you do not want me involved in this. 459 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:29,662 People will think you're a tattletale. 460 00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:32,581 Dr. Miller has arrived. 461 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,583 Send her in. 462 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:39,088 You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself. 463 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,008 I'm sorry. 464 00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,259 Have a seat. 465 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,056 Is everything all right? 466 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:50,725 Yes. 467 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:57,023 Joey, can I speak to you for a minute? 468 00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,774 - You want one? - No. 469 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,370 I'm sorry, okay? 470 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:14,206 Good. Now, go apologize. 471 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:15,875 What? Then she'll know I did it. 472 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,085 You did do it. I told you not to. 473 00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:20,212 Come on. It's funny. 474 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:21,714 Really? Would you show it to Lane? 475 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,132 He would think it's funny. 476 00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:25,051 What if it were Don on his knees? 477 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,070 See? This is why I don't like working with women. 478 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,846 You have no sense of humor. 479 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:31,891 You're fired. 480 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,162 All right, all right. I see the nostrils are flared. 481 00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:36,437 - I'll go apologize. - No. 482 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,147 Get your things. 483 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,149 - Are you serious? - I am. 484 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,402 We'll see what Don has to say about that. 485 00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:45,571 Don doesn't even know who you are. 486 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,284 - I'm sorry it didn't work out. - Hang on. Come on. 487 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,869 This is crazy. 488 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,122 It's just a job, Joey. You'll get another one. 489 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,923 Well, I was wrong about you. 490 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,438 What's going on? 491 00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:21,524 Watch out, fellas. Fun's over. 492 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:24,443 - What? - That's all, folks. 493 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:27,446 - Are you serious? - A little bug bit me. 494 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:30,616 Well, I'll give you a call. We'll have a drink. 495 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:35,121 Stan, throw vick chemical on the back burner. 496 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:37,289 You're on mountain dew. 497 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:42,128 Power of the poontang. 498 00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,088 You know, these guys may be embarrassed 499 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,549 by having some professional tell them what to do. 500 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:48,634 He'll take advice from another man. 501 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,678 Not if he knows more. 502 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,932 You know I'm right about auto parts. I used to sell cars. 503 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,685 Yes, but we still have to do it. 504 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:00,896 God, this is boring. 505 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:04,483 I think I'm hungry. Do you want to eat? 506 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,319 You mean order in? 507 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:10,239 I don't know. You seem kind of dressed up. 508 00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:13,742 We could take Fillmore parts with us if you want. 509 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,579 Just to clarify... 510 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,665 You'd like to have dinner with me? 511 00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:24,211 Yes. 512 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:29,258 You asked me out the first time I came in here. 513 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,927 Why would it be different for me now? 514 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:35,806 It just felt like the timing is right. 515 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,769 So, why don't we do that? 516 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:43,564 You could ask me out for dinner at some future date, 517 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:44,982 instead of, I don't know, 518 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:48,235 tacking it on to a workday like an afterthought. 519 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:51,197 I could do that. 520 00:33:52,615 --> 00:33:55,326 Saturday night far enough in the future? 521 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:58,454 Not normally, but you're in luck. 522 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,623 Good. 523 00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,250 Okay then. 524 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:06,295 I've got enough to go on here. 525 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,838 Okay. 526 00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:10,216 - Good night. - Good night. 527 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,599 - It's Francine. - Come in. 528 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,146 I'm all bitten up. 529 00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:26,815 This is my potato salad bowl, but this one's yours. 530 00:34:27,358 --> 00:34:28,943 Well, thank you. 531 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:30,879 Henry was going to pick one up on his way home from work, 532 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:32,571 but he's been so busy. 533 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:35,241 Betty, he's very ambitious. 534 00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:37,826 He's mad at me. 535 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:39,703 Why would that be so? 536 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,166 Oh, god, if I can make it through this weekend... 537 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,418 It's a two-year-old's birthday party, 538 00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:49,463 and you'll have help, and no one cares. 539 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,386 Is he coming? 540 00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,556 I told him about it. 541 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,600 Now I can only hope he won't show up and ruin it. 542 00:35:01,684 --> 00:35:03,227 Well, he won't. 543 00:35:03,686 --> 00:35:05,938 We ran into him in the city... 544 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,356 On a date. 545 00:35:07,815 --> 00:35:10,693 Bethany Van nuys. She was all of 15. 546 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,321 I misbehaved. 547 00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:17,950 Henry didn't understand it for some reason. 548 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,244 Why do you let him bother you? 549 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,746 We see him walking out with the kids some weekends. 550 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,498 Carlton calls him "that sad bastard." 551 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,125 That's an act. 552 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,420 He's living the life, let me tell you. 553 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:32,381 He doesn't get to have this family and that. 554 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,466 Betty. 555 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:37,011 You have terrible luck with entertaining. 556 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:47,187 Just be careful. 557 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,774 Don has nothing to lose, and you have everything. 558 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:11,003 I don't know if you heard, but I fired Joey. 559 00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,173 I did. Good for you. 560 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,634 Excuse me? 561 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:21,156 Now everybody in the office will know that you solved my problem 562 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,390 and that you must be really important, I guess. 563 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:26,935 What's wrong with you? 564 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,520 I defended you. 565 00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:30,481 You defended yourself. 566 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,274 Fine. 567 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,652 That cartoon was disgusting. 568 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:37,696 I had already handled it 569 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,531 and if I had wanted to go further, 570 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,992 one dinner with Mr. Kreutzer from sugarberry ham 571 00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:45,204 and Joey would've been off it and out of my hair. 572 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:47,289 So? It's the same result. 573 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:50,292 You want to be a big shot. 574 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,420 Well, no matter how powerful we get around here, 575 00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:55,672 they can still just draw a cartoon. 576 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,551 So, all you've done is prove to them that I'm a meaningless secretary 577 00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:01,470 and you're another humorless bitch. 578 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:08,102 Have a nice weekend. Good night, Peggy. 579 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:18,862 When a man walks into a room, 580 00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:21,407 he brings his whole life with him. 581 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,211 He has a million reasons for being anywhere. 582 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,921 Just ask him. 583 00:37:39,842 --> 00:37:43,595 If you listen, he'll tell you how he got there, 584 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:50,352 how he forgot where he was going 585 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,729 and then he woke up. 586 00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:59,570 If you listen, he'll tell you about the time he thought he was an angel 587 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,073 or dreamt of being perfect. 588 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,537 And then he'll smile with wisdom, 589 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,874 content that he'd realized the world isn't perfect. 590 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:19,298 We 're flawed because we want so much more. 591 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,524 We 're ruined 592 00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,735 because we get these things 593 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,778 and wish for what we had. 594 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:56,168 You smell nice. 595 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:57,961 So do you. 596 00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:00,047 Like chlorine. 597 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,258 I've been swimming. 598 00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:04,635 Does it feel like summer? 599 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,970 It clears my head. 600 00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:10,349 - For the creative process? - For something. 601 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:14,228 I've been a little out of sorts lately. 602 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,666 And it's an effort to get in the water, 603 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:22,402 but when you do you're weightless and you don't even sweat. 604 00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,488 And in the end, 605 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,282 you're wrung out. 606 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:32,913 I've been looking forward to this. 607 00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:35,290 It's very hard to get a reservation here. 608 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:37,793 You should've called me. 609 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:39,878 I know a guy. 610 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:42,005 Really? 611 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,882 Who's your guy? 612 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,260 My father. 613 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:50,597 A lot of people who supply restaurants 614 00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:52,683 know a lot of the same people who know my father. 615 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,311 Like? 616 00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:00,065 Not my father, just his friends. 617 00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:02,484 He owns a candy store, 618 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:07,489 and there are certain responsibilities that go along with that. 619 00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:10,826 Interesting. 620 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:13,829 What's he like? 621 00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:18,709 He's a handsome, two-bit gangster like you. 622 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:23,046 Two glasses of chianti. 623 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,680 When I'm out of sorts, I look at the calendar. 624 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:35,517 There's usually something significant on the horizon. 625 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,354 I never noticed that. 626 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,819 It's my two-year-old's birthday, 627 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,780 but I'm not going. 628 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:52,242 Why not? 629 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:56,413 Because I'm not welcome there. 630 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,375 He thinks that man's his father. 631 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,380 Maybe that's okay. 632 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,551 All he knows of the world is what you show him. 633 00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:26,735 That's nice. 634 00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:38,413 I know I've sometimes behaved to the contrary, 635 00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:40,374 but I do admire your work. 636 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:42,542 That's nice to hear. 637 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:46,213 So, tell me a trade secret. 638 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:50,926 How do you get them to do what you want them to do? 639 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:56,431 Aesop has a fable about the wind and the sun. 640 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,352 The wind and sun had this competition 641 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:03,480 to see if they could get a traveler's coat off. 642 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,774 So, the wind blows fiercely on him, 643 00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:09,277 but the travelerjust pulls his coat tighter. 644 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:13,824 But the sun shines down on him, warmer and warmer, 645 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,369 and the travelerjust takes it off. 646 00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:20,872 And the moral is? 647 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:27,546 Kindness, gentleness and persuasion win where force fails. 648 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,051 You know, aesop did that in probably 10 lines. 649 00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:35,429 He's very economical. 650 00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:39,057 So, what you're saying is you want my coat. 651 00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:59,411 72nd and Broadway. 652 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,163 Thank you. 653 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,611 Where do you live? 654 00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:35,071 Only around the corner. 655 00:43:35,489 --> 00:43:37,032 Really? 656 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,285 Yes. 657 00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:43,914 But I'm just going to take you to your door. 658 00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,460 And why is that? 659 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:54,508 Because that's as far as I can go right now 660 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,803 and I'm not ready to say good night. 661 00:44:00,222 --> 00:44:02,390 That's not what I expected. 662 00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:19,092 - Hello, Francine. - Hello, Don. 663 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,343 Daddy! 664 00:45:24,848 --> 00:45:26,975 What's he doing here? 665 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,393 It's okay. 666 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:41,239 Here you go. Say hi to daddy. 667 00:45:41,323 --> 00:45:42,866 Happy birthday. 668 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:50,665 We have everything.