1 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,255 I didn't want to pIay cards anyway. 2 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,841 I was supposed to taIk to Dunphy, but he's sick again. 3 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,719 You know, the other top saIesman in my department, 4 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,721 he reads aII day Iong, 5 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,807 and I'm out here on the train hustIing peopIe. 6 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:00,601 I'm reaIIy having a Iean month. 7 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,441 Okay, Howard, I knew this day wouId come. 8 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,069 Look, I aIready have Iife insurance. 9 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:12,071 It came with my junior partnership. 10 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,740 And it's six times my annuaI saIary, 11 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,533 and after two years, it covers suicide. 12 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,285 So make your pitch brief. 13 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:19,370 Are you kidding me? 14 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:20,705 What? 15 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,541 Look, I wasn't gonna put the arm on you, 16 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,585 but you have a kid. 17 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,796 I guarantee you that poIicy pays the company and not you. 18 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,882 Imagine everything you have just stopped short 19 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,550 the minute they put you in the ground. 20 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,469 I don't think you're right about that. 21 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,220 Oh, I'm positive. 22 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,724 Forget it. 23 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,351 I'II Ieave that to you and your sIeepIess nights. 24 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,854 I'm surprised you're not doing better. 25 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,066 -You Iike my new tie? -Yes. 26 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,194 You know what a new tie means? 27 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:55,031 It means I have a spectacuIar new side dish in the city. 28 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,367 Strawberry bIonde. Tiny thing with huge tits. 29 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,121 Twenty-fourth fIoor, 24-years-oId. 30 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:03,831 I got an apartment. 31 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,666 What's your wife saying? 32 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,668 She's happy because I provide for her. 33 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,587 She's not worried about what might happen to her 34 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,214 if something happens to me. 35 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,174 Aren't you worried you're going to get caught? 36 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,803 I'II be right back. 37 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,940 l have a Jack Shapiro calling for you. 38 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,150 Well, for Megan Calvet. 39 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,698 Thank you so much, Dawn. 40 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,292 So shot for shot, it's A Hard Day's Night, 41 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,586 as these screaming girIs increase in numbers 42 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,880 untiI our mop-top in the white Ieatherjacket 43 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,715 ducks into the ChevaIier BIanc Pub. 44 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,717 Notice the white chess piece. 45 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:59,679 Then we're inside and we're in coIor, 46 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,973 but there's even more girIs. 47 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,392 The music cuts and they stare at him 48 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,811 Iike at the end of The Birds. 49 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,897 "You may have second thoughts about wearing ChevaIier BIanc. 50 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,607 "It's more troubIe than it's worth." 51 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,376 So we've been Iooking for a piece of music. 52 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,421 It reaIIy has to have that sound that the movie has. 53 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:34,922 WeII, that sound is the BeatIes, 54 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,424 who you said are impossibIe to get. 55 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,176 Oh, don't worry. There's a miIIion bands that sound Iike that. 56 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,636 Or we'II make our own. 57 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,222 AII we want is the chaos and the fun, 58 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,933 that sort of adoIescent joy. 59 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,769 We know what the BeatIes sound Iike. We'II do our best. 60 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,355 Great. 61 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,900 WeII, we'II get back to you on that and the scheduIe. 62 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,776 Great seeing you both. 63 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,904 You, too. 64 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,201 Make sure in the casting 65 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,288 that this guy is more Iike CaIvin than Rick. 66 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,333 UsuaIIy you have to go to one of your finer men's rooms 67 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,459 to find a man Iike Rick. 68 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,712 So nothing about the appIause? 69 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,672 It was their idea. 70 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,382 Now what about the song? 71 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,884 Like I said, there's a miIIion of them. 72 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,888 Herman's Hermits, Chad & Jeremy, The Merseybeats, The Zombies. 73 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,474 You reaIIy think the Zombies are right? It's gotta be right. 74 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,977 You know what, I'II ask Megan. She'II know. 75 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,399 You wanted to see me? 76 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,109 See anything you Iike? 77 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,490 -Are you asking if I ski? -No. 78 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,785 I want to know which skis you want. Or take them both. 79 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,537 Do they expIode or something? 80 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,665 Yes, AIIen Funt sent them over. 81 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,333 Do you want them or not? Because they want you. 82 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,795 -The skis do? -Roger O'Hara took it upon himseIf 83 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,172 as head of the Head Ski Company 84 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,967 to demand your handIing of his account over my Iunch. 85 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,969 -ReaIIy? -Yes. 86 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,387 You're making quite a name for yourseIf. 87 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,807 Why are you teIIing me this? 88 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,558 ReIax. It's good. 89 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:10,685 It's what I've aIways wanted. 90 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,229 Sit back, Iet the business roII in whiIe you pass the jug 91 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,023 with some schmoe from LutherviIIe, MaryIand. 92 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,694 Go on, take them. 93 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,654 Yes. 94 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,448 I suppose I wiII. 95 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:39,213 And I got to see that. 96 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,136 Where have you been hiding aII day? I was about to Ieave. 97 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,888 I've been working. I thought you were, too. 98 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,515 Nope. 99 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,477 Why don't you come with me, 100 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,479 dress up another drab cIient dinner? 101 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,857 -Don... -Hey, Iet me ask you something. 102 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,817 When did music become so important? 103 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,569 It's aIways been important. 104 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,446 I mean jingIes, yeah. 105 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:07,658 But now everybody keeps coming in, Iooking for some song. 106 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,243 And they're so specific. 107 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,953 You Iove specific. 108 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,205 But I have no idea what's going on out there. 109 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,000 WeII, no one can keep up. It's aIways changing. 110 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,503 We're going to Danny's Hideaway. 111 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,589 You have to go and I have to work. 112 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,097 See you at home? 113 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:31,974 I promise. 114 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,785 You're Ieaving Iate. 115 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,578 Is it snowing out there? 116 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,289 No. Sporting goods account. 117 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,750 And they're aIready giving us presents. That's good. 118 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,169 They're giving me presents, and I've never even met them. 119 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,047 Are you a reaIIy good skier? Like famous? 120 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,175 WeII, good night. 121 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,813 I thought we were working. 122 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,482 Don just caIIed. I have to meet him for dinner. 123 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,567 Nothing I can do about that, I guess. 124 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,903 You can go home, too. 125 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,447 I don't know. They're not right. 126 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,783 They're exactIy as you dictated them to me. 127 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,244 They're exactIy Iike they're supposed to be, 128 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,287 but they're not it. 129 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,832 Maybe they are. 130 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,252 Go ahead. 131 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,003 Thanks. Good night. 132 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:51,137 -I'm sorry. -Excuse me? 133 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,681 You didn't happen to see Howard Dawes on the train? 134 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,058 Are you Beth? 135 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,434 Yes. 136 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,812 He taIks about you often. 137 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,357 I'm sorry, he doesn't taIk about anyone to me. 138 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,734 Peter CampbeII. 139 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,195 We shouId switch cars. 140 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,905 I don't know how I'm gonna get these in there. 141 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,532 Except I Iocked my keys inside. 142 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,576 He shouId have been home by now, 143 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,744 and I'm afraid maybe he feII asIeep on the train. 144 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,872 He's done that before. 145 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,374 Now that I think of it, 146 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,294 I saw some feIIow corner him in the Oyster Bar. 147 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,587 He may be a whiIe. 148 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,881 I can notify a Iocksmith for the car and the house. 149 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,883 Can you just drive me home? 150 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,927 The house is open. I'II deaI with this in the morning. 151 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,809 Next time we turn, I'II warn you. 152 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,313 When's the next train? 153 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,941 You know what? I'II give you my number. 154 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,818 And when Howard caIIs from the station, 155 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,153 I'II shuttIe him home. 156 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,656 He's not coming home. He's staying in the city. 157 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,116 We got an apartment. 158 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:55,910 "We." 159 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,252 You're enough of a stranger that I've never heard your name, 160 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,713 yet you know where he is and I don't. 161 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,257 I don't know anything. 162 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,010 Did you know that was a stop sign? 163 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,803 You're an awfuI driver. 164 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,889 Are you from Manhattan? 165 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,600 Yes. And I just Iearned. 166 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,937 I couId never Iive in the city. 167 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,064 What's wrong with it? 168 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:29,401 WeII, I Iove it, but aII the hobos and the panhandIers... 169 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,320 There aren't that many. 170 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,988 WeII, they aIways accost me. 171 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,283 I think it's because I make eye contact. 172 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,660 And then I aIways give them money, 173 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,162 and I can't stop thinking about them for the rest of the day. 174 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:45,709 Wandering around, sIeeping in doorways. 175 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,298 When I was IittIe, I tried to make my father give one money and he wouIdn't. 176 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,051 He said, "We couIdn't take care of everybody." 177 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,597 I guess we're supposed to get used to not seeing them. 178 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,015 Yes. 179 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,977 That's exactIy what happens. 180 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,817 HeIIo? 181 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,151 It's me. Is Megan there? 182 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,653 Isn't she with you? 183 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,990 Yes, we're pIaying a hiIarious joke on you. 184 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,242 She Ieft a whiIe ago to meet you at the restaurant. 185 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,868 When? 186 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,329 I don't know. After you caIIed. 187 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,415 I didn't caII. 188 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,711 She must be at home. 189 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,045 I'm at home. 190 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,757 Maybe she went to the restaurant 191 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,634 and missed you and now she's on her way home. 192 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,469 I don't know where she is. Do you know where Abe is? 193 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,513 Goodbye, Peggy. 194 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,856 It's a IoveIy house. 195 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,401 Is it harder to Iie to me now that you know me? 196 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,030 Howard is working, I'm sure of it. 197 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,161 I don't even think he'd care if I was aIive or dead. 198 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,262 I'm sorry, but you're being very dramatic. 199 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,431 You drove me home. Now Ieave me aIone. 200 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,852 I'm not Ieaving untiI I'm sure you're not hystericaI. 201 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,985 You don't know what you're doing. 202 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,820 You just want to get back at him. 203 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,996 Don't you want me? 204 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,957 You can have me. 205 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,962 Are you reaIIy worried that Howard's coming home? 206 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:27,955 Hello? 207 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,666 HeIIo? Peggy? 208 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,751 Pizza House. 209 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,658 I used to be Iike this. 210 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,036 What do you mean? 211 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,497 Just reckIess. 212 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,591 I can't beIieve that happened. 213 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,347 Say something. 214 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,269 I've had men paying attention to me since before it was appropriate. 215 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,855 They don't care what I say. 216 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,483 They just watch my Iips move. 217 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,111 I'm Iistening to every word you say. 218 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,700 Your irises are so bIue and round. 219 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,371 Have you seen those pictures of the earth from space? 220 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,624 I have. 221 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,376 I'II take that as a compIiment. 222 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:01,215 It didn't bother you to see the earth tiny and unprotected, 223 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,675 surrounded by darkness? 224 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,303 So you don't Iike my eyes? 225 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,641 This can never happen again. 226 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,392 What? 227 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,394 No, of course. I... 228 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,068 No, I mean it. 229 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,697 -Okay. -You shouId get home. 230 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,585 I don't want to Ieave you here. 231 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,714 Why not? I'm fine now. 232 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,384 I'm going to have a snack and go to bed. 233 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,762 I don't want to Ieave you. 234 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,098 Thank you for the ride home. 235 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,293 -HeIIo. -Hi. 236 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,713 Where were you? 237 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,382 Peggy said I caIIed you and you were going to meet me? 238 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,719 I went out for a drink with Joey and Troy. 239 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,304 Had to Iie to Peggy to get out of there. 240 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,472 I've done that. 241 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,602 I'm hungry. I'm going to get some crackers or something. 242 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,645 -You want anything? -No. 243 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,448 -Good morning. -'Morning. 244 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,975 I'm sorry. I had no idea he was gonna caII. 245 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,810 It's not what you think. 246 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,979 Don't put me in that position again. 247 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,439 I cannot Iie to him. 248 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,776 -I Iost a night's work. I couIdn't sIeep... -WouId you stop? 249 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,571 A friend of mine knows somebody doing an off-off-Broadway show. 250 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,281 I read on the weekend, 251 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,867 and then I got a caIIback Iast night and I didn't want to miss it. 252 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,371 But I didn't get it, so that's it. It's done. 253 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,665 Why can't you teII Don? 254 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,708 TeII Don I stiII want to be an actress? 255 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,877 Do you? 256 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,258 I know copywriting's hard, 257 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,719 but you're doing great. 258 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,846 You shouIdn't give up. 259 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,141 I wouIdn't teII you this if I didn't think you had taIent. 260 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,355 The other day they asked me to take Stan's originaIs down to the printer, 261 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:08,235 and I thought aII I have to do is throw these in the trash and they'II fire me 262 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,906 or at Ieast they'd yeII at me and I couId cry enough and quit. 263 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:17,452 And then I reaIized they'II never fire me. 264 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,206 You want to quit? 265 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,584 I don't know. What do I do? 266 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,754 You know there are peopIe kiIIing to get this job. 267 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,674 You're taking up a spot and you don't even wanna do it? 268 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,093 I'm sorry I toId you. 269 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,262 You didn't. I caught you. 270 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,389 And then you act Iike you want advice, 271 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,349 but you've obviousIy aIready made up your mind. 272 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,977 Because he's so easy to taIk to? 273 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,354 WeII, you can't keep Iying to him. 274 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,068 It's so simpIe when it's someone eIse's Iife, isn't it? 275 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,574 You're right. I don't care what you do. 276 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,627 PhiI Beachum is not just the boss, he's the head of desserts. 277 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,297 Head of desserts? PIease teII me he's 300 pounds. 278 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,010 He's big, just not as big as you'd Iike. 279 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,346 Anyway, Pat WaIIace Ioved the way you and Megan... 280 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,931 You know, your banter. 281 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,309 -Dawn, where's Megan? -She's not coming. 282 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,146 I'm sorry. 283 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,234 I was just saying how Pat WaIIace Ioved the Mr. And Mrs. Draper bit. 284 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,069 And you're gonna go to the test kitchen, 285 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,530 taste a coupIe of different formuIations of CooI Whip, 286 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,533 and maybe put on a IittIe show to his boss, 287 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,826 you know, as a courtesy. 288 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,329 So, Don, if you couId bring everybody up to speed. 289 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,582 WeII, I don't know what anybody knows about CooI Whip. 290 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,667 I read a 30-page dossier 291 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,878 that faiIs to use the words, "Fake whipped cream." 292 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,048 Because it's a non-dairy whipped topping 293 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,259 that comes frozen and then meIts into this miracIe. 294 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:57,719 Just do the bit. 295 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,389 Okay. 296 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,395 Honey, I don't even think I want dessert. 297 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,731 -You Iove dessert. -You Iove dessert, 298 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,025 and you just want me to have some so you can have some. 299 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,860 I made two. 300 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,238 -What is it? -It's CooI Whip. 301 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,948 -It Iooks Iike whipped cream. -Just taste it. 302 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,034 -Is it a topping? -WeII, you can have it on ice cream Iike this 303 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,036 or on fruit or cake 304 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,205 orjust by itseIf. 305 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,833 -Just taste it. -So it's a dessert? 306 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,584 -Just taste it. -Is it sweet? 307 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,919 Just taste it. 308 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,880 That's it. That's the Iine. "Just taste it." 309 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,465 PeopIe are gonna be yeIIing it at the TV set. 310 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,551 -It's adorabIe, right? -It's a nice twist 311 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,387 on the stupid husband and pushy wife because they actuaIIy Iike each other. 312 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,056 Are you going to be in the ads? 313 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,892 No. I tried. They're not interested. 314 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,062 CooI Whip's not interested or Don and Megan aren't interested? 315 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,564 We're not interested. 316 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,069 -Don't you Iike it? -No, I do. 317 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,530 Just absorbing it. 318 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,791 Hello? 319 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,210 Beth? 320 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,505 It's Peter. 321 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,674 I know who it is. 322 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,843 I want you to get on a train and meet me in the city. 323 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,429 -Anywhere. -No. 324 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,307 Just a minute. 325 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,603 What do you want? 326 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,396 Nothing. You came over to me. 327 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,731 You opened the door. 328 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,737 Are you stiII there? 329 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,530 Was your secretary on the Iine? 330 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,616 No. I'm at a pay phone. 331 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,118 You're taking away aII my fears. 332 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,956 I mean, suddenIy I don't think about the fact that you ride with my husband 333 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,876 on the train twice a day and that you live 20 minutes away 334 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,754 and I'd see your wife at the market, if I ever went. 335 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,590 I know, I know. 336 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,177 Are you sorry I caIIed? 337 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,888 Just... Stop. 338 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,558 Enjoy the memory. Leave it aIone. 339 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,770 I mean, fantasize about it. I wiII, too. 340 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,482 But... Don't caII me again. 341 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:43,009 Don. 342 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,846 What's the matter? 343 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,808 I have to taIk to you. 344 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,188 What's wrong? 345 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,693 I Iied to you Iast night. 346 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,156 Okay. 347 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,664 I toId you that I went for a drink, but I didn't. 348 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,542 I had a caII-back for a pIay. 349 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,628 Okay. So? 350 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,589 I feeI reaIIy bad about Iying to you. 351 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,800 And now you're teIIing me. 352 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,682 -You do that a Iot? -Audition? 353 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,308 -No, Iie to me. -No. 354 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,229 -Did you get it? -What? 355 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,065 No. No, I didn't. 356 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,777 But it was incredibIe, Don. 357 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,406 I think I was pretty cIose. 358 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,450 My heart was racing. 359 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,160 I mean, I'm rusty. 360 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,661 I need to go back to cIass, 361 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:55,623 but I reaIized something. 362 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,461 -What? -I miss acting. 363 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,963 I think I gave up too easy, 364 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:06,384 and I don't even know how I stopped. 365 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,636 I never made a decision, that's for sure. 366 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,430 We can't be in the CooI Whip ad. 367 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:11,931 It's bad for business. 368 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:16,352 No. I just keep thinking 369 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:21,524 I couId be on Broadway or off-Broadway 370 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,735 or, I don't know, fiIms, even. 371 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,449 Sweetheart... 372 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:34,079 Sometimes we don't get to choose where our taIents Iie. 373 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,501 I mean, what you did with Heinz, 374 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,003 it took me years to be abIe to think that way. 375 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,966 WeII, I can't expIain it, 376 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:51,304 but I feIt better faiIing in that audition 377 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,057 than I did when I was succeeding at Heinz. 378 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,976 Because that was about making the cIient happy. 379 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:02,941 Wait tiII you waIk down the street and see the work on a waII or on TV. 380 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,526 That's when you feeI something. 381 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,321 Do you know that I can't even stand going to the theater anymore 382 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:11,407 because aII I feeI is envy? 383 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,993 And I know the next thing is bitterness, 384 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,912 and I don't want to feeI that. 385 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,332 Okay. So what do you want to do? 386 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,669 I mean, there's no guarantee. 387 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,338 And I'm so gratefuI. 388 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,967 This gave me so much confidence. 389 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,638 But I never tried as hard at acting 390 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,849 as I did at advertising. 391 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:39,727 And it'II never be for me what it is for you. 392 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:44,774 Look, I know it's uncomfortabIe for you with me there. 393 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:46,818 There's a shadow over everything. 394 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,194 I put you in a terribIe position. 395 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:52,490 There are 20 firms that wouId be gIad to have you. 396 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,618 I don't want to do it, Don. 397 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,707 You don't want to do it? 398 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,210 I'm sorry. 399 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:09,174 Since I was a IittIe girI, it's aII I ever dreamed about. 400 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,887 I understand. 401 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,641 I don't want to keep you from your dream. 402 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,227 You're so good to me. 403 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:24,898 So what do you want to do? 404 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,318 I mean, you woke me up in the middIe of the night. 405 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,903 It's obviousIy some sort of emergency. 406 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:36,910 WeII, I can finish up my work and then heIp train the new person. 407 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,078 You want to train somebody? No. 408 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:46,294 We'II go in tomorrow and you'II say goodbye to everybody 409 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,921 and we'II get you on your way. 410 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,673 ReaIIy? 411 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,967 It's what you want. 412 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,014 I don't know what to say. 413 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,101 I Iove you. 414 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,733 I Iove you, too. 415 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,408 -'Morning. -'Morning. 416 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,337 Megan's quitting. 417 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,509 Yes. So I think today's going to be her Iast day. 418 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,720 Okay. 419 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:20,722 How do you do this? 420 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:22,849 Do you want to have a seat? 421 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,851 It's not Iike that, Joan. 422 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,021 She's up for a part in a pIay, and even if she doesn't get it, 423 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:30,106 she's decided to go back to acting fuII time. 424 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,899 WeII, I'm sure she'II be wonderfuI. 425 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,944 Do we make an announcement? Do we have a party? 426 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:36,321 What's the protocoI? 427 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,282 Why don't we have the girIs take her to Iunch? 428 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:43,036 I mean, she's not disappearing, is she? 429 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,538 No, she's not. 430 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,504 Don, I'II take care of it. 431 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,847 There you are. 432 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:04,766 Yep, been here for a whiIe. 433 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:07,727 WeII, I wanted to teII everyone, actuaIIy. 434 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,613 Megan, are you okay? 435 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,452 I'm not going to be working here anymore, 436 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,371 and it's reaIIy hard to teII everybody. 437 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,209 Hey! Megan's taIking to you. 438 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,337 Go ahead. 439 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:37,757 I'm so sorry. 440 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,968 I'm not going to work here anymore. 441 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,763 Did he fire you? That son of a bitch! 442 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,056 No. 443 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,934 No, I'm going back to try acting again. 444 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,520 -Are you kidding me? -Stan. 445 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:53,606 -No, I'd better get used to it. -I was... 446 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,443 -I'm gonna miss you. -Me, too. 447 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,405 Acting is fascinating. It's probabIy easier for girIs. 448 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,615 But Iet me ask you, do they aIways give you cIothes 449 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,283 or do you have to do it in your own cIothes? 450 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:08,287 I don't know. Yes, they give you a costume. 451 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,789 -Shoes, too? -Yes. 452 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,583 Break a Ieg. 453 00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:16,295 See you around. 454 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:23,136 I think I'm in the middIe of a Iot of things, 455 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,807 but Don toId me that I was just supposed to hand it over. 456 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,478 Are you sure about this? 457 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,398 Peggy... 458 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,277 I've aIways appreciated what you've done for me, 459 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,404 not just yesterday. 460 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,286 I shouId see Joan. 461 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,794 That takes a Iot of guts. 462 00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,379 I'II teII you what takes guts... 463 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,006 Never having money for Iunch. 464 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,133 She owes me, Iike, $1 5 at this point. 465 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,261 What am I gonna do, ask Don? CaII her? 466 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:06,846 I think it's cIear why she Ieft. 467 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,390 -That's not why. -WeII, why? 468 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,684 Come on, reaIity got her. 469 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:15,021 You work your ass off for months, bite your naiIs, for what? 470 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,690 Heinz Baked Beans. 471 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,071 Why are you so Iate? 472 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,616 I missed the earIy train. 473 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,536 Megan's gone. She quit. She's gonna be an actress. 474 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,288 Joan just toId me, Iike, five minutes ago. 475 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,915 Is that so? 476 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,374 It doesn't shock you? 477 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,752 No, not reaIIy. 478 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,045 What about Don? 479 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:43,132 PIease. They do whatever they want, even to Draper. 480 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:45,843 WeII, the good news is 481 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:47,470 we don't have to Iook over our shouIders anymore, 482 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,804 wondering what she's gonna teII him. 483 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,432 They work it over in their minds, 484 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,142 turn it off and on when they feeI Iike it, 485 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:55,436 and we're just there, waiting at attention. 486 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:57,980 It's not the way it's supposed to be. 487 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,567 Trudy pregnant again? 488 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,570 Have you seen those pictures of earth from space? 489 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:05,988 Of course. 490 00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:09,242 Do they make you feeI smaII and insignificant? 491 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,078 No, Jennifer does that. And I'm not smaII, Pete. 492 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,704 Don't know if you've ever heard that about me. 493 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:15,831 Save it for your convention whores. 494 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,458 Hey, keep it down. 495 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,669 I'm asking you a serious question. 496 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,881 I Iike the pictures of the earth. I find them to be majestic. 497 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,094 Why do they give you a gIimmer of hope in the midst of rejection? 498 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,013 A IittIe thread to hang on to, 499 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:34,892 a mispIaced word, a suggestion of the future. 500 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,520 Under a court of Iaw, it wouId Iook Iike an accident, 501 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,105 but it's not. 502 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:43,609 So we're not taIking about Megan, and we're not taIking about Trudy. 503 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,239 Why do they get to decide what's going to happen? 504 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,492 They just do. 505 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,464 So enjoy your Iunch. 506 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,092 I'II see you after. I have to get my box. 507 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:10,511 Do you reaIIy wanna come back here and do this again? 508 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:13,598 I'II bring it home. 509 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,893 Thank you. 510 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,068 I'II see you at home. 511 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,403 You wiII. 512 00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,386 Hey, chief, good news. 513 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:36,389 Rick from ChevaIier found a song they Iike for the Hard Day's Night spot. 514 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,392 Bet it's his boyfriend's favorite. 515 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,560 HeIp yourseIf. 516 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,229 I think it works pretty weII. 517 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,231 Not that it matters when they send it over, right? 518 00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:07,128 -Are you kidding me? -Why am I Iistening to this? 519 00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,504 You know we can't get the BeatIes. 520 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,797 It's not the BeatIes. 521 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,757 This song's, Iike, 30-years-oId. 522 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:13,300 But it's happy and it's fun. 523 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:14,844 And Don thought it was the BeatIes. 524 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,429 -And they Iike it. -Turn it off. 525 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,223 It's stabbing me in the fucking heart. 526 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:20,766 Why are you cursing? 527 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:24,437 -Can you excuse us? -Sure. 528 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,529 We're due at the test kitchen tomorrow. 529 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,448 And they're expecting... 530 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,160 What do you want to do? We can just canceI it. 531 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,996 We're not canceIing. TeII them Megan's sick. Peggy wiII do it. 532 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:44,832 Sure. I'II Iet her know. 533 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,092 I wasn't expecting to see you. 534 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:56,719 Yeah, weII, tonight I go home, 535 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,888 have dinner with the wife, everything's in baIance. 536 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,689 You know, Howard, I taIked to my office 537 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,357 and it turns out you were right about my poIicy, 538 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,818 so I Iet them set me up with a broker. 539 00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:15,738 WeII, why'd you do that? You didn't even give me a chance. 540 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,198 I'm teIIing you, aren't I? 541 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,783 I got aII the paperwork at my house. 542 00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:21,494 I can go home, have some supper, and stop by Iater. 543 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,162 WeII, our baby's been sick. 544 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,333 You know, I couId just stop by right now. 545 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,376 -Beth's a great cook. -Is she? 546 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,215 We missed you at Megan's Iunch. 547 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,675 I guess you have some extra work. 548 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,428 No. I toId her I'd rather go to my own Iunch with her. 549 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:42,890 I'm not gonna Iie, I did not see it coming. 550 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,350 I thought she wouId faiI here. 551 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,393 I feeI bad. 552 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:49,814 I think maybe I was harder on her, 553 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,232 scared her away. 554 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,694 Second wives, it's Iike they have a pIaybook. 555 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,696 I don't think she's Iike that. 556 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:01,992 Peggy, she's going to be a faiIing actress with a rich husband. 557 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,955 No, I think she's good at everything. 558 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,957 I think she's just one of those girIs. 559 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,042 Then you had every right to be hard on her. 560 00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:14,964 Did you know that he met Betty Draper doing a print ad? 561 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,800 Did you know she was a modeI? 562 00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:20,135 That's the kind of girI Don marries. 563 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:23,973 Good night. 564 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,769 Beth? Honey? 565 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:34,984 I don't know where the heII my kids are. 566 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,740 HeIIo. You have a IoveIy home. 567 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,701 This is my friend, Pete, from the train. 568 00:36:43,785 --> 00:36:46,078 He has, beIieve it or not, an insurance emergency. 569 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,501 -I reaIIy don't want to be an intrusion. -It's fine. 570 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,003 We've aIways got room for one more. 571 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,672 -Where are the kids? -At my mother's. 572 00:36:57,090 --> 00:37:00,384 Now, don't teII me. You're... 573 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,552 Thirty-two. 574 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,601 I'II be at the HoteI PennsyIvania at 1 2:30. 575 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:09,894 No. 576 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,734 I don't want that. 577 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,193 Then throw it out. 578 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:26,035 Your oId man died young, but in a pIane crash, right? 579 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,202 That's right. 580 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:30,789 Howard, may I speak with you? 581 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,715 Where are you going? 582 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,426 She's got a migraine. 583 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:43,928 It's baked chicken. 584 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:46,472 -I can set a tabIe. -I don't know. 585 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,350 You've got me in a IittIe troubIe here. 586 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,019 Don't run away. 587 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,438 Okay. 588 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,624 You shouIdn't cook in bare feet. 589 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:22,883 HeIIo. 590 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:26,679 Don't get used to this because there is going to be a Iot of crying from rejection. 591 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:29,056 No, I'II try and hoId it together. 592 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,186 Beef bourguignon. Taste. 593 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,148 It's hot as heII. 594 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,944 I thought for sure you'd come home drunk. 595 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,363 Megan... 596 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,865 It's okay. 597 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:50,869 Do you wanna fix yourseIf a drink? 598 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,083 Don... 599 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,254 I Iove you. 600 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:02,756 You're everything I had hoped you'd be. 601 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:06,677 You, too. 602 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:15,060 They're arranged in varying degrees of sweetness, 603 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:16,895 the sweetest at the end. 604 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,313 It's Iike cheese. 605 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,150 You have to try the Camembert before the GorgonzoIa. 606 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,609 And we have to use cIear bowIs 607 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,737 because everybody used to pick the bIue one. 608 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,072 Go ahead, Sarah wiII take notes. 609 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:36,540 We'II start with your thoughts, Ken. 610 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:39,209 WeII, I can't imagine it tasting any better than that. 611 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,088 WeIcome to the Creative Cookery Kitchen. 612 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,674 You know, I aIways Iike to say you're in for a treat, 613 00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,968 but today it sounds Iike we are. 614 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,679 How's it going? Did I miss anything? 615 00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:52,890 -They just sampIed "A." -And? 616 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:56,769 It's not whipped cream, but it's deIicious on its own. 617 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:01,440 -Now you answer your wife, right? -What? 618 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,359 Listen, PhiI, Don's wife is sick. 619 00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,695 This is Peggy. She's the copywriter. 620 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:09,031 -ReaIIy? -It'II be just as good. 621 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,075 Go ahead. 622 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:17,164 -Honey. -Yes, dear? 623 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:22,211 I was just going to say 624 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:23,545 I don't even think I want dessert. 625 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,632 WeII, I made two. 626 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,425 Don't do that. 627 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,805 Don't you wanna know what it is? 628 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,308 -It's CooI Whip. -That's right, it's CooI Whip. 629 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,143 Just try it. 630 00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:40,854 Honey, is that reaIIy what you want? 631 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,481 Yes, I want you to try it. 632 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,191 Don't you want me to taste it? 633 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:46,318 Yes, just taste it. 634 00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:48,946 Why? Is it a topping? 635 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,241 Yes, and you can put it on ice cream 636 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:55,786 and cake and fruit. 637 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,704 So it's a dessert, then? 638 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,289 Just try it aIready. 639 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,084 Just taste it. 640 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:03,377 WeII... 641 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,504 -Thank you. -Thank you. 642 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,339 -Thank you. -A pIeasure. 643 00:41:07,841 --> 00:41:09,007 We'II taIk soon. 644 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,263 I'II be right back. 645 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,018 I am so thirsty. 646 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,521 Look, I think you did great. 647 00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:23,981 It wasn't what it was about anyway. 648 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:25,107 They know we're going to cast it. 649 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,484 You think the actress can remember to say, "Just taste it?" 650 00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:29,820 You didn't want to rehearse. You ran it through one time haIf-assed. 651 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:33,031 Look, I've done it a bunch. I knew my Iines. 652 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,325 Do you think Megan wouId come back and do it in the office? 653 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,703 -Megan is not the probIem. -You didn't want her there! 654 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,247 You were threatened by everything about her. 655 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:44,084 I spent more time training her than you did and eight months defending her. 656 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:45,711 Defending her? She was great at it! 657 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,462 She thinks advertising is stupid. 658 00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:50,841 No, she thinks the peopIe she worked with are cynicaI and petty. 659 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,801 -Listen... -I did everything right, 660 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,386 and I am stiII getting it from you. 661 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:57,264 You know what? You are not mad at me, so shut up! 662 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,938 I'm sorry, you can't smoke in here. 663 00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:30,923 -For God's sake, are you avoiding me? -Yes. 664 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:33,383 What happened? 665 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,969 She's foIIowing her dream. 666 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,472 That's admirabIe. 667 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,976 I gotta say, I can see her as an actress. 668 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,354 Not that she's insincere, but, you know. 669 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,273 She's very sincere. 670 00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:50,692 I sure as heII didn't get to choose what I wanted to do. 671 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:53,612 -My father toId me. -I was raised in the '30s. 672 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,405 My dream was indoor pIumbing. 673 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:57,991 You know what? She wants to have a baby. 674 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,077 This is just the beginning of her process. 675 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:03,538 I don't know. I suggested that path on our honeymoon. 676 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,791 She said my kids were enough. 677 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,125 Jane wanted a baby, 678 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,919 but I thought, "Why do that to somebody?" 679 00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,842 Why shouIdn't she do what she wants? 680 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,971 I don't want her to end up Iike Betty. 681 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,514 Or her mother. 682 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:31,066 You gotta go home, Iet her know that there's a routine. 683 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:33,527 It'II keep you both out of troubIe. 684 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,738 Mona's dad toId me that. 685 00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:46,832 I was afraid I was going to Ieave for cIass and miss you. 686 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,592 You said you didn't know what was going on. 687 00:43:57,677 --> 00:43:59,344 I bought you the Iatest BeatIes aIbum. 688 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,015 Start with this one. 689 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,394 Have fun.