1 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,276 This convention instructs the Democratic National Committee... 2 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:47,515 that it shall include in the call for the 1972 convention... 3 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:51,116 the following addition to section one- 4 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,114 quote, it is the further understanding... 5 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,152 Should I pack your swim trunks? 6 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,160 What? 7 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,638 They're supposed to be debating the war. 8 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,599 They can debate it all they want, they just can't come out against it. 9 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,319 Then no one will vote for Humphrey. 10 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,352 Over Nixon? 11 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,955 Well, they can't have the whole convention without talking about the war. 12 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,431 Thirty seconds after prime time, they'll start the debate. 13 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,119 Cops have been hassling protesters all day. 14 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,998 Also not in prime time. 15 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,149 - You're so cynical. - Come over here. 16 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,152 Come with me. We'll go back to Disneyland. 17 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,596 From what I remember, something amazing happened there. 18 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,071 - I made the biggest mistake of my life. - That's true. 19 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,320 You know I'd come if I could. 20 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,235 You'll have fun. Just stay away from actresses. 21 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,277 Do they have them out there? 22 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,874 I hate actresses. 23 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,238 Kenny said that this time he went to a floor... 24 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,834 in the Chevy building he'd never been to before. 25 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,559 He said it was like Get Smart. 26 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,438 Just a bunch of doors in procession. 27 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,354 And he met the man he believes to be the source of our current torture. 28 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,035 - What's his name? - Same as the rest of them- Jack something. 29 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,992 Apparently his feelings were hurt because we haven't kissed his ring. 30 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,237 Well, I'd be happy to go there and help soften him up. 31 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,720 If anyone's going, I'm going. 32 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,759 But you can't because you're going to Los Angeles for- What again? 33 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,230 I'm going to pay them a visit immediately. 34 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,152 Don't want to miss our flight. Are we going? 35 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,438 - Right after the partners' meeting. - Oh. 36 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,871 Are we done here? 37 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,031 Sweetheart, could you step out? 38 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,634 This morning I received an envelope addressed to Sterling Gleason and Pryce. 39 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,871 - From who? - It doesn't matter. 40 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,759 They don't know our name because we don't know our name. 41 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,991 Aren't we SCDPCGC? 42 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,434 Not officially. 43 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,275 Well, I'm tired of the conversation that goes along with my business card. 44 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,353 I know that no one has observed the memo that requested specifically... 45 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,671 that all seven letters be used when answering the phone. 46 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,595 Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Pryce, Cutler, Gleason and Chaough? It's a mouthful. 47 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,354 SCDPCGC is a mouthful. 48 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,717 But CGCSCDP is not. 49 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,360 - I don't agree. - We've each lost a partner. 50 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,033 Why don't we each lose a letter? 51 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,952 SCDC. 52 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,600 - What do the C's stand for? - Not Campbell. 53 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,514 - Cooper and Cutler. - Pardon me? 54 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,116 Well, SCDCC. sounds like a stutter and looks like a typo. 55 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,309 Very well, if it puts this to rest, I will gladly withdraw my name... 56 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,360 along with the other deceased parties in this conversation. 57 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,636 Bert, don't be a martyr. 58 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,518 Want to throw away both of these brands? 59 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,671 Just leave it alone. We'll get a bigger front door. 60 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,070 Well, of course you like it. You're at the front. 61 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,117 - I'm at the end. - I'm at the end. 62 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,352 Well, I move to table this. You have fun in Detroit. 63 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,399 - And you have fun with Manischewitz. - Any special instructions? 64 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,871 Yeah, the guy in charge, just pick an eye and stick with it. 65 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,316 Very well, but it's my belief that any further delay... 66 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,437 in choosing our name will take it out of our hands... 67 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,711 and leave it up to the world. 68 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,750 You know Sunkist is still only doing print work? 69 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,111 I'm cutting you off. 70 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,715 - You're two ahead of me. - No, from work. 71 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,917 Come on. We're executives. 72 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,078 Leave the drudgery to Ted Chaough and the rest of the underlings. 73 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:40,280 - Did you prepare at all? - Sunkist, Carnation, the avocado people. 74 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,840 My biggest job in these meetings... 75 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,480 is to keep them from saying "golly" too many times. 76 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,836 Carnation has 27 million in billings. 77 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,389 I don't think the guy in charge ties his pants with a rope. 78 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,995 I didn't say that. But I guarantee they all have a certain regard... 79 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,594 for two gentlemen from the big city. 80 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,878 - You mean they won't trust us? - I mean they don't trust themselves. 81 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,317 I don't know if you realize it, but we are big New York admen... 82 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,756 from an agency with seven letters in its name. 83 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,752 That means under no circumstances... 84 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,516 are you to trot out that drawl you do when you've had too many. 85 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,832 Be slick. Be glib. Be you. 86 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,594 Well, I'm usually informed. 87 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,834 We're conquistadors. 88 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,316 I'm Vasco da Gama, and you're... some other Mexican. 89 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,199 We're gonna land there, buy whatever they've got for the beads in our pockets. 90 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,752 Our biggest challenge is to not get syphilis. Cathy. 91 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:31,072 Another round. And send one to the pilot. 92 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,432 ... hours of a crimonious debate... 93 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,716 the Democratic National Convention has rejected a plank... 94 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,837 advanced by Democratic doves... 95 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:49,278 calling for an unconditional end to all bombing of North Vietnam. 96 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,637 - The discussion was conducted- - What's going on? 97 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,155 They delayed till noon, and then they rejected it. 98 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,800 - Rejected what? - The peace plank. 99 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,951 A chance to have a platform against the war. 100 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,192 Uh-huh. Then let me clarify my question. 101 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,919 What's going on with the work for Manischewitz? 102 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,719 Because you're for the war. 103 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,110 You know there's 200 body bags every week. 104 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,953 Figure out how to get into that business yet? 105 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:16,153 I refuse to be distracted by events in which I have no actual stake or participation. 106 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,074 - How could you say that? - Because he doesn't have any sons. 107 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,391 I served in the Air Force. Did you? 108 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,836 You're disgusting, you know that? 109 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,879 This whole thing works because people like you look the other way. 110 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,429 - Ginsberg. - My politics are private. 111 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,034 But that presentation isn't. 112 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,516 Now, are you gonna hide your dawdling behind your outrage? 113 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,273 You'll have your work, and you know it. 114 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,239 You can go in there and take credit for it like you always do. 115 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,916 Be friendly and charming after you've stuck your fascist boot on my neck! 116 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,276 So I'm a fascist because I gave you a deadline? 117 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,876 No, you're a fascist because you love business, and you hate everything else- 118 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,872 freedom, blacks, Jews. 119 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,078 - This is my stop. - I hate hypocrites. 120 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,551 Like hippies who cash checks from Dow Chemical and General Motors. 121 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,474 You rooting for the Soviets in Prague, too, you Nazi? 122 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,200 Michael, what are you doing? That man is your boss. 123 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,352 Why are you always down here? Go back upstairs! 124 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,517 You're a truncheon, Cutler! 125 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,829 Thanks for making that worse. 126 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,318 Hello, Ted. 127 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,550 You busy? 128 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,835 Extremely. 129 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,629 I think you know I'm a man without regrets... 130 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:28,030 but I do believe we fired the wrong people... 131 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,032 and I'd like to remedy that immediately. 132 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,033 Jim, I think you're upset. 133 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,032 No, because I have a solution. 134 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,351 I think we should remove the rest of their people... 135 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,591 while Sterling, Draper and Crane are in California. 136 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,196 Just lock the gates and leave Pete Campbell as the doorman. 137 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,636 - What happened? - Do I need cause? 138 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,350 How about failure to complete tasks coupled with gross insubordination? 139 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,716 Maybe part of it is you keep seeing this agency... 140 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,598 as our people and their people. 141 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,195 Well, how about your people and my people? 142 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,069 Do I have permission to clean out creative, starting with Mr. Ginsberg? 143 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,799 Jim, he's lightning in a bottle! 144 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,759 You have to start holding hands, starting with his. 145 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,873 Because I'll be in Detroit tomorrow, and you're taking him to Manischewitz. 146 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,520 Sterling's client and Draper's boy. 147 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,673 I'm the world's most expensive babysitter. 148 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,955 That's the spirit. 149 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,955 I suppose I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't ask- 150 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,952 is Kate pulling her weight around there? 151 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,350 She arranged this. 152 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,238 She did. 153 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,390 Well, Kate told me that you're the kind of woman... 154 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,392 who won't just tell me what I want to hear. 155 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,437 I hope she didn't make any promises. 156 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,760 My wife always says I'm the kind of man who doesn't like to ask for directions. 157 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,711 My new job has me face-to-face with ad agencies. 158 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,314 I don't know what I'm doing. 159 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,479 Kate said you were divorced. 160 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,999 I am. I forgot. 161 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,120 What does that say? 162 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,955 Anyway, what should I look for in an agency? 163 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,952 Oh, well, a good agency should tell you. 164 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,670 Go ahead. 165 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,194 Me? 166 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,640 That's why I'm here. 167 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,152 Yes. 168 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,833 Of course. 169 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:28,477 Well, I suppose we don't just lean on stylish creative and market research. 170 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,753 We listen to the client. 171 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,837 Doesn't everybody do that? 172 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,560 Despite your modesty, you already know... 173 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,395 that the way to get invited into people's homes is through their TV sets. 174 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:43,633 Media placement is part science, part courage. 175 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,394 Anyone can tell you not to run makeup ads during football. 176 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:51,640 The trick is finding your customers in places you hadn't thought to look. 177 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,837 Harry Crane is a wizard. 178 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,833 They use a computer the size of this restaurant. 179 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,639 And what is your job there? 180 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:04,519 I'm in charge of thinking of things before people know they need them. 181 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,480 - I've got this. - Come on. 182 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,394 Please, this is what I get paid to do. 183 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,752 I was just coming to see you. 184 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:35,359 - But you're not going anywhere. - I was, but then you appeared. 185 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,473 At the risk of playing defense... 186 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,917 I only interfered because I hate disrespect. 187 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,074 I don't know what you're talking about. 188 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,357 - Neither do I. - Hmm. 189 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,036 I believe in you, Bob. But you're untested. 190 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,557 Manischewitz, tomorrow afternoon- think you can handle the parties involved? 191 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,911 Michael Ginsberg or the clients? 192 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,912 I don't see much difference, do you? 193 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,072 I think I can keep the volume down. 194 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,992 Excellent. 195 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,356 I welcome this chance to shine. 196 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,070 Hmm. 197 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,115 - Are you on a deadline? - No, do you need me? 198 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,193 - I need a drink. - Okay. 199 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:36,593 I had this lunch my friend Kate set up, and I think it's a potential client. 200 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,592 - I know he is. - Who is he? 201 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,592 The new head of marketing at Avon. 202 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,996 I thought it was a date, but it turned out to be better. 203 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,673 - I love Avon. - Of course. 204 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,319 And you'd be perfect for it. 205 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:53,156 It's just- I don't know what to do with it. He's leaving town tomorrow. 206 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,833 So set a meeting. 207 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,752 I know I have to, but Don's not here... 208 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,513 and I don't want to get kicked off the diving board. 209 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,752 We'll take it to Ted. He'll know what to do. 210 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,799 - What did I just say? - He's not like that. 211 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,631 - And what do I ask for? - I don't know. 212 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,791 You'll be the account man if that's what you want. 213 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,153 Trust me, he loves new business. 214 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,994 He doesn't care where it comes from. Let's go. 215 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,239 - I told you I wanted a rental car. - They insisted. 216 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,391 - Ted, do you have a minute? - Just barely. 217 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,200 Well, it's kind of urgent. Joan has a solid lead. 218 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,078 He's leaving tomorrow. We need to set a meeting. 219 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,072 Good for you. Get Pete Campbell down here. 220 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,153 - Who is it? - It's Avon Cosmetics. 221 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,633 Very groovy. 222 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,315 The new head of marketing, he's a friend of a very close friend of mine... 223 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,880 and I just wanted to introduce him to Peggy. 224 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,031 - Peggy'd be perfect for it. - You rang? 225 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,232 - Pete, as head of new business- - Since when? I don't want that. 226 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,913 Joan has a lead for Avon Cosmetics. 227 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,874 Peggy's creative. He's leaving town tomorrow. Reel him in. 228 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,836 Fly safe. 229 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,599 Avon Cosmetics. 230 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,876 That's Fortune 500. What's his name? 231 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,838 Andy Hayes. 232 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,516 My friend Kate just moved there from Mary Kay, and she sent him my way. 233 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,877 Tell me everything you can about him and set lunch tomorrow for Peggy and me. 234 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,792 I should be there. 235 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,190 Joan, this is how things get botched. 236 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,033 First, account man and creative. 237 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,839 Then if all goes well, next trip... 238 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,116 he visits the office, and you show him around. 239 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,590 I think he'll be expecting me. 240 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,399 Shouldn't Joan make the introductions? 241 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,119 I don't understand what the problem is. 242 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,197 You're going to make the call... 243 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,114 and tell him how important I am, and how exciting Peggy is. 244 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,874 And then we're going to tell him how essential you are. 245 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,631 Don't worry. You'll get all the credit. 246 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,437 Clara. Are you coming? 247 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,991 Geez. Hey, I let you sit up front. 248 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,515 Sorry about that. You need a hand? 249 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,920 What? 250 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,113 There's no one from G.M. in Los Angeles? 251 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,193 - Get rid of that car. - And get us something with a roof. 252 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,715 Don't want to show up to a meeting with bugs in my teeth. 253 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,396 So, you want to take a dip in the pool or should I just wait in the bar? 254 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,751 - Both have attractive scenery. - Where's the bellman? 255 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,435 Mañana, Don. Everything's mañana here. 256 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,115 Need to take a shower. You can wait in the bar if you want. 257 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,511 - I'm gonna get room service. - We're gonna go to the Sunset Strip... 258 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,638 - watch a girl dance in a cage. - That you heard? 259 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,234 Save your strength for tomorrow. 260 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,913 Going to a party in the hills. 261 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,798 - It's very hip. - Beverly Hills? 262 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,839 No, the hills. And it's movies, not TV. 263 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,919 My friend in development at CBS says it's going to be crawling with moguls. 264 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,878 - Geez, it's hot here. - It's a dry heat. 265 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,872 It's a dry heave. 266 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,997 Come on, Don. Let's go to the Strip right now and get some dinner. 267 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,560 No, I'm gonna turn in. 268 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,439 Tried to sleep on the plane, but somebody wouldn't stop talking. 269 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,157 Don't worry, I got this. 270 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,836 This is on tape since again we're not able to cover it live. 271 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:27,631 The tape you're about to see was made about 30 to 40 minutes ago. 272 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:16,190 It was supposed to be a nonviolent demonstration today. 273 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,477 And one will never know what it was that made it become violent. 274 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,551 This is directly in front of what advertises itself... 275 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,996 as the world's largest and friendliest hotel. 276 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,720 Where at this hour people stand around... 277 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,234 and sit in their rooms with handkerchiefs... 278 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,279 - Hello. - Are you watching this? 279 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,555 Yeah. 280 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,273 It's hard to believe no one got killed. 281 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,591 Is that the only measure? 282 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,796 Can you imagine a policeman cracking your skull? 283 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,439 It would change your whole life. 284 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,432 Honey, they're throwing rocks. 285 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,079 They're prepared for trouble. 286 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:02,280 In some places, plain clothes men are helping make the arrests. 287 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,635 On the bright side, Conrad Hilton is probably in that hotel right now. 288 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,632 Don't make jokes. 289 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,473 Megan, you can't even vote. 290 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,598 But I live here. 291 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,159 I'm sorry. 292 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,199 I want you to be careful. 293 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,120 This could easily start a riot. 294 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,431 Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. 295 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,477 Really? 296 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,711 You can if you want to. 297 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,360 I miss you. 298 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,231 Go for a swim. 299 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,198 It always makes you feel better. 300 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,352 The whole world is watching. 301 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:54,516 The whole world is watching. The whole world is watching. 302 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,717 There's a break in the arrests now- 303 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,395 We should hang up. This is costing a fortune. 304 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,597 Try and get some sleep. 305 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,717 You too. 306 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,156 - They're now moving down Balboa Street. - Bye. 307 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,480 Bye. 308 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,154 So you came after all. 309 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,072 Pete couldn't make it. 310 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,959 What? How the hell are we supposed to do this? 311 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,236 Don't worry about it. Coffee, please. 312 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,270 I didn't know Ted was going to handle it that way. 313 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,033 Well, he did. 314 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,954 And Pete's not coming... 315 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,554 because he wasn't invited. 316 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,314 - You can't do that. - I did it. 317 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,039 If you want to leave, go ahead. 318 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,557 I hope I didn't keep you waiting, but I was trying to check out. 319 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,950 See, if you were a client, you could have left your key at the desk... 320 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,316 and we would have attended to that. 321 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,392 Andy Hayes, Peggy Olson. 322 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,312 She's the dynamite in our creative department. 323 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,834 I don't know about that. 324 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,519 Tomato juice and coffee, please. 325 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,715 I didn't want you to leave New York without meeting Peggy. 326 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,878 Her expertise has been honed by her work on Clearasil... 327 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,998 Pond's Cold Cream, and most relevant, Belle Jolie lipsticks. 328 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,753 I almost worked there. 329 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,912 - Do you remember "Mark your man"? - I do. 330 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,231 I grew up in an Avon home. 331 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,880 Our lady was Gladys Bowman. 332 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,872 She was very elegant. 333 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,998 My mother would vacuum the drapes before she came. 334 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,515 Then my sister and I would fight over the catalog. 335 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,240 - In fact- - In fact, all women... 336 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,313 have some kind of personal connection to Avon. 337 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,710 But that doesn't turn into advertising, now, does it? 338 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,599 Why don't you tell us your biggest challenge? 339 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,151 We're here to listen. It's just hard to hide our enthusiasm. 340 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,391 It's true. 341 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:02,271 Well, they don't bring in a new guy unless they're expanding or sales are flat. 342 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,114 I'm afraid it's the latter. 343 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,669 Women are working. They're not home. 344 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,514 And hippies don't wear makeup at all. 345 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,594 I'm not sure if we should try to be "groovier" or nostalgic. 346 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,956 We're somewhere in between right now. 347 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,914 That's about it. 348 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,915 Peggy? 349 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,151 Yes, Joan? 350 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,071 What do you think of your current work? 351 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,753 Besides the fact that it's not working? 352 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,757 It's okay. We didn't do it. 353 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,837 I don't know how to describe it. 354 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,719 Would you say it's unintentionally old-fashioned? 355 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,032 Yes. Yes, I would. 356 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,192 I'm sure you've thought of this already... 357 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,840 but Joan and I were saying how convenient it would be... 358 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,118 to have the Avon lady come to the office maybe during lunch. 359 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,591 Well, they're not resistant to trying that, just to advertising it. 360 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,876 There's no doorbell in an office. 361 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,911 I only saw a little bit of it on the morning news... 362 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,832 but I'm sorry I missed Humphrey's acceptance speech. 363 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,759 I assume he was high-voiced and desperate. 364 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,480 You're the exception. Early numbers look like over 80 million people. 365 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,839 Look, we all hated what we saw, but the Democrats are dead. 366 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,994 It's over. Not just now, maybe forever. 367 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,272 As you were. Nobody get up. 368 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,272 Nonsense, Jack. Great to see you finally. 369 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,238 Roger Sterling, Don Draper. 370 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,551 George was just laughing that these riots gave Nixon the election. 371 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,198 I don't think that's anything to smile about. 372 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,472 And although this boardroom has been the site... 373 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,918 of many casual political conversations among better men than us... 374 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,559 this is a business meeting. 375 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,760 You're right, Jack. 376 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,157 Last night was disgusting... 377 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,278 seeing those long-haired fools shame this country. 378 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,512 You think Richard Nixon is going to fix that? 379 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,074 I think he's a patriot. 380 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,915 Dutch Reagan is a patriot. Nixon is an opportunist. 381 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,552 Now why don't you gentlemen tell us how it's possible... 382 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,677 to devote your energies to our nutritious... 383 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,913 and delicious Instant Breakfast and Life Cereal at the same time? 384 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:30,880 Well, Jack, your powdered milk and dairy products... 385 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,510 have had a long, successful relationship with breakfast cereal. 386 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,319 There's no reason to give that up. 387 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:41,077 And as far as we can tell, Instant Breakfast has a different target- adults. 388 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,873 They don't eat cereal. 389 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,997 They eat bacon and eggs. 390 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,597 And this is healthier, easier and instant. 391 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,551 And what if we were to say we find the conflict unresolvable? 392 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,633 I'm sorry to interrupt, but we discussed this over the phone. 393 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,872 This is about a whole different level of exposure for your products. 394 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,872 All of them. You should be in game shows. 395 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,758 You should have a presence on Saturday morning. 396 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,275 Where we'll sit right next to one of your cereal ads? 397 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,878 - Don? - Look, Jack, George... 398 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,998 I'm sure you know that we would do anything to make this work. 399 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,151 We believe that strongly in Carnation. 400 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,917 We believe in the wholesomeness of both your intentions and your products. 401 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:28,237 To be frank, we've worked with New York firms before. 402 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,314 We come in in the morning, try to get you, everyone's at lunch. 403 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,392 And when people are at lunch around here... 404 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,154 that's just the time we get a message from you. 405 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,800 And with it comes an attitude... 406 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,349 as if to say we're not working hard out here. 407 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,598 I can assure you, it is very much to the contrary. 408 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,991 Look, we're sorry your last girlfriend hurt you. 409 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,799 We're in your office right now. 410 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,680 Tell us what you have in mind. 411 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,114 What is going on? I just handed you the business of your life. 412 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,396 What is going on? You just threw it away. 413 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,551 Morning, ladies. 414 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,836 Morning. 415 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,912 Stop that. 416 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,640 What exactly are you planning to do? 417 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,677 Are you trying to intimidate me? 418 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,355 No, that's always been impossible... 419 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,631 because that would require respect for me or what I do. 420 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,475 I know you want this, and now you can't have it. 421 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,358 You could've, but now you can't. 422 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,239 It's mine. And I've been doing account work... 423 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,993 in one form or another since the day I started. 424 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,952 But you're not in that department. 425 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,560 I never said that to you... 426 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,154 when you stopped filing and started writing copy. 427 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,720 Yes, you did. Every day. 428 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,350 And it was worse because you made me feel like I couldn't do it. 429 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,193 I know you can do this. 430 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,999 So why do you think I should give it away? 431 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,753 I worked my way up. 432 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,914 You were so brave, letting Don carry you to the deep end of the pool. 433 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,593 I never slept with him. 434 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,677 Congratulations. You really are just like them. 435 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,798 I'm sorry, but I never thought I would be in the position to say... 436 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,360 "Joan, you've made a mistake." 437 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,750 I have to do it myself, Peggy. 438 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,309 This is the only way I could do it. 439 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,791 Because all that matters now is who has a relationship with that client. 440 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,360 Who is the client going to call? 441 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,432 Well, I am sick to my stomach... 442 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,477 thinking about what you're going to say when they find out. 443 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,880 I'll be fine. 444 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,158 Gentlemen, after all... 445 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,870 this business of selling narrows down to one thing. 446 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,032 Just one thing. Seeing the people. 447 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,158 Show me any man of ordinary ability... 448 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,197 who will go out and earnestly tell- 449 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,634 Benson here. 450 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,676 - Ginzo, you have a visitor. - Where is he? 451 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,510 Michael? 452 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,796 - What's wrong? - I feel sick. 453 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,076 I got diarrhea. My mouth is dry. 454 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,959 I didn't sleep last night. I don't want to go. I'm not going. 455 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,633 Oh, sure. You'll talk to him? 456 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,837 I love you. You know that. You're a mother hen. 457 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,272 - Michael, you look fine. - Stop calling me Michael. 458 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,760 We have to go. It's a very important meeting. 459 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,992 And I don't say that to scare you, I say that to inspire you. 460 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,311 I'm not scared. I'm a thug. 461 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,120 I'm a pig. I'm part of the problem. 462 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,750 "Now I am become Death. Destroyer of worlds." 463 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,719 Come on, buddy. You're not Death. 464 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,314 You got a little stage fright. 465 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,959 Maybe you smoked too many funny cigarettes. 466 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,032 I never touch that stuff. It makes you crazy. 467 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,112 I know what you're feeling, and it's fear. 468 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,511 But not fear of failure, fear of opportunity. 469 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,592 I can't watch this. 470 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,196 Look, you can't put yourself in the right place at the right time. 471 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,875 You got to be in the right place all the time. 472 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,273 Listen, man, I can't turn off the transmissions to do harm. 473 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,999 They're beaming them right into my head. 474 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,436 Damn it, there is no harm in this! 475 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,955 Manischewitz are good people. They're your people. 476 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,556 And they sell wine for religious ceremonies of all faiths. 477 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,872 Now pull yourself together and be the man that I admire. 478 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,913 Tell me the truth. Are you a homo? 479 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,435 There's that sense of humor. 480 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,471 I would like to have her for lunch. 481 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,472 Well, don't have Harry Crane set it up. 482 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,473 He got us very high up with three major companies. 483 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,677 You forgot because Chevy fell in your lap... 484 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,798 but big accounts require a golf and dining offensive. 485 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,600 - When are we gonna do that? - Next time. 486 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,873 Harry, what did I say about that car? 487 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,230 Well, Cindy, these are my friends Don and Roger. 488 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,993 Pleasure. 489 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,952 There's tacos and booze outside. 490 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,312 If you want a joint, try the candy dish on the coffee table. 491 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,153 Or make a friend. 492 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,517 - You look familiar. - You'll have to do better than that. 493 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,319 As you can tell, there's a different protocol. 494 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,880 I look forward to figuring it out. 495 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,839 Just let me make introductions. They don't dig business cards. 496 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,035 Who is that? I know him. 497 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,271 Earl Rice from Kodak. He's their studio rep. 498 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,875 I don't think he was there when you were. I know he never goes east. 499 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,519 No, not him. Isn't that Danny? 500 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,679 Jesus, he is everywhere. 501 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,558 It's Daniel J. Siegel now. 502 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,836 Danny Siegel? 503 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,395 Producer. And that's Irwin Fields. He's at Paramount. 504 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,994 What's he doing here? 505 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,833 Probably trying to buy one of Danny's movies. 506 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,990 Not him. 507 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,957 Roger, Don. Where've you been all my life? 508 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,838 Come on. This will be fun. 509 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,631 Daniel, my man. Did we interrupt? 510 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,200 It'll keep, man. 511 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,515 Danny. What are you up to these days? 512 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,355 Taking care of business. That was Irwin Fields. 513 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,593 And this is just Lotus. She's from Sacramento. 514 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,195 - So how do you know Stephen? - Oh, I've known Stephen a long time. 515 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,079 Whereas Danny we've only known for a very short time. 516 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,960 I know these lugs back from my days in advertising. 517 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,633 More like a day, wasn't it? 518 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,552 Hey, it wasn't my bag. I had to quit. 519 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,916 You didn't quit. You were fired. 520 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,358 Harry, why don't you introduce me to the bar? 521 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,113 Hmm. 522 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,920 Actually, Danny and I used to be related. 523 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,515 Daniel. 524 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,559 His ex-wife is still my cousin. 525 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,474 You'd like her. She's about your age. 526 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,438 There are small differences. 527 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,432 - Tiny things you'd notice. - Hmm. 528 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,193 Stephen. 529 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,078 I was just telling Lotus here how I'm finally... 530 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,833 making a picture with a major studio. 531 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,832 We're gonna do Alice in Wonderland. 532 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:22,830 And Stephen over there works for Ben Kalmenson, president of Warner Brothers... 533 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,116 who's also here somewhere. 534 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,112 He took over from Jack Warner. 535 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,714 You know what, Lotus? 536 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,872 I'm gonna introduce you. 537 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,997 Nice rapping with you, Rog. 538 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,029 So most of the pictures don't have a lot of score right now. 539 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,430 They like pop songs. You know, kids want to hear a hit. 540 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,512 I think ads are going that way too. 541 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,114 What kind of ads you do? 542 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,034 Well, we represent Chevrolet, Mohawk Airlines. 543 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,033 - Where are they? - The northeast. 544 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,271 Samsonite luggage. Life Cereal. 545 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,350 Well, if times get tough, I'm gonna look you up, Donny. 546 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,558 I dig jingles, and I hear the bread's out of sight. 547 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,674 Don, there you are. Ben Kalmenson's leaving. 548 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,194 I think he's headed to a party in the canyon. 549 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,112 Should we follow him? 550 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,078 - You know Ben? - Do you? 551 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,794 I was looking for the restroom. 552 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,760 Well, there's an extra nipple here when you come back. 553 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,480 It can wait. 554 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,597 Take off your shoes. 555 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,270 Do you like hashish? 556 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,992 I don't know yet. 557 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,675 Hey, man, are you the guy who came in a taxi? 558 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,191 You don't talk much, do you? 559 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,756 In fact, I'm wondering if you're hearing a word I say. 560 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,593 Are you tripping? 561 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,879 I've done it five times. 562 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,838 So if you're trying to see through me... 563 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,958 just know that I am this handsome and this rich. 564 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,592 Don't worry about your hang-ups. 565 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,720 Lotus, let's split. 566 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,794 Together? 567 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,873 - She's gonna crash in my guesthouse. - Until her audition? 568 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,440 It's up to her, man. 569 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,513 I'm sure it is. Lotus, honey, there's no reason to start at the bottom. 570 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,637 Yeah, maybe he can help your dream come true... 571 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,632 of having your lips on the side of a bus. 572 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,155 What are you gonna do when you fail here? Keep going west? 573 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,436 Japan's a long walk for those little legs. 574 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,870 Lotus, let's go. 575 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,992 You're lucky I hate violence, man. 576 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,198 Really? I love it. You know, I was a boxer. 577 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,511 There's nothing like finding that magic spot... 578 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,080 that'll drop a man to his knees. 579 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,072 You know, unless he's already starting there. 580 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,280 Hated to do that. 581 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,592 Mmm. 582 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,036 I'm really thirsty. 583 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,079 There's a pool full of water out there, Don. 584 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,794 I told you, that's not my name. 585 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,118 There you are. 586 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,352 Honey, I- 587 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,797 You're here. 588 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,519 Is that your old lady? 589 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,195 It's cool. It's California. 590 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,590 Everybody shares. 591 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,434 What are you doing here? 592 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,194 I thought I'd surprise you. 593 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,633 How did you find me? 594 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,315 But I live here. 595 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,112 I quit my job. 596 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,510 I couldn't bear to be apart. 597 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:37,839 And I want to have enough love for my other surprise. 598 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,350 Really? 599 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,196 What do you think it is? 600 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,192 A second chance. 601 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,399 Come with me. 602 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,195 Everybody's looking for you. 603 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,757 I heard you were here. 604 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,233 Are you in the movie business too? 605 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,917 I'm not pitching for the Dodgers. 606 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,150 What happened? 607 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,199 I'm not at liberty to discuss that. 608 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,273 My wife thinks I'm M.I.A., but I'm actually dead. 609 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,952 How come you didn't get your arm back? 610 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,032 Dying doesn't make you whole. 611 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,918 You should see what you look like. 612 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,679 Man overboard! 613 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,591 He's fine. Everybody back away. 614 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,673 Is it real? 615 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,197 They took me to breakfast on the way to the airport and told me Jack signed off. 616 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,273 And he's high enough at Chevy he doesn't have to run it by the whole outfit and- 617 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,471 Bob Benson to see you both. 618 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,712 They finally let me see the car. They had clay models. It's not a dog. 619 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,360 I don't mean to interrupt. 620 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,433 - But that's what you're doing. - Come on in, Bob. 621 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,391 I just got off the phone with Manischewitz. 622 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,392 Apparently they're putting us in review. 623 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,076 - What happened? - They barely listened to the presentation. 624 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,119 It was a courtesy. They haven't liked the work for months. 625 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,192 Shit! Weren't you there? 626 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,431 Well, I thought it was high time we embraced Bob. 627 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,080 He was going to go. I talked him out of it. 628 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,836 Roger Sterling let you watch his dog, and it ran away. 629 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,720 Bob, we appreciate you handling this like a man. 630 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,716 And as a reward, Ted and I want you to familiarize yourself with Chevy. 631 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,190 We just found out we're moving to the next step. 632 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,000 We're going to need more than Ken in Detroit. 633 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,317 That's music to my ears. 634 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,278 Welcome aboard. 635 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,836 They shouldn't have gone to California. 636 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,560 We're going to bring in Avon. They gave us Chevy. 637 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,270 Throw in losing Sterling's account, I think we have a lot of good news. 638 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,113 They're not gonna think that. 639 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,954 You're splitting this place and not in half. 640 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,078 We'll give them something to take their mind off it. 641 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,753 What do we have? 642 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,200 You caught a cold in California. 643 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,431 I don't know what happened. 644 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,751 I usually feel better out there. 645 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:40,153 You've got to stop talking in the past. You know what I learned? 646 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,278 New York is the center of the universe. 647 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,718 We could send a landing craft out there, but they don't understand what we do. 648 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,712 Or they understand it thoroughly. 649 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,954 My shrink says the job of your life is to know yourself. 650 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,397 Sooner or later, you'll start to love who you are. 651 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,513 And apparently I'm a curious child... 652 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,877 with a full head of hair and a thriving business. 653 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,073 And you're a terrible swimmer. 654 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,480 Come in. 655 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,598 Mr. Campbell wants to see you in the conference room. 656 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,998 Oh. And what is it regarding? 657 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,754 Avon sent over a box of samples to the girls... 658 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,638 and Diane opened it, not me. 659 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,113 I'll be right in. 660 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,952 Everyone out! 661 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,356 She'll be right in. 662 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,799 This shouldn't be in here. 663 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,754 What the hell is this? 664 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,400 I guess Avon's serious. 665 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,153 Oh, they're serious. 666 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,800 When the hell did you have a "productive breakfast"? 667 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,312 - You and Peggy ditched me. - Peggy didn't know. 668 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,596 There was some confusion, and then it was too late. 669 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,275 - And I thought since I mixed things up- - There was no confusion! 670 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,560 - Oh, I'm sorry. - I bet you are. 671 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,831 Were you coming in here to celebrate what a fool I am? 672 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,957 You upset the girls. They have nothing to do with this. 673 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,872 So, you opening up your own agency? 674 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,633 Ted assigned her. 675 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,837 Isn't the point that Avon's happy? 676 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,957 Oh, I bet you're making him very happy. 677 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,430 Because it's better than being screwed by you. 678 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,830 We'll see what Ted has to say about this. 679 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,473 Let me handle Ted. 680 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,392 It's too late for that. 681 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,836 Ask her. 682 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,240 Did you meet with Avon and not invite Pete? 683 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,470 It was very last-minute. 684 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,233 Peggy, this doesn't concern you. 685 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:18,314 It's unacceptable, and I'd like to know what you have to say for yourself. 686 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,960 - Does this color look good on me? - Shh! 687 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,231 What would you like for me to say? 688 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,154 Joan, you of all people can't plead ignorance. 689 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:30,154 She's going to say something about her client and her connection. 690 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,596 And, honestly, I take no issue with that. 691 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,071 But what we have here is a breach of the fundamental rules of this business. 692 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,516 An account executive signs business... 693 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,872 and they send their junior to maintain it. 694 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,953 To maintain their boss's relationship. 695 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,473 The entire thing falls apart if I send you to the store to get cake... 696 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,472 and you eat it on the way home. 697 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,395 Did you really try to squeeze him out? 698 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,918 You have nothing to say for yourself, then? 699 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,954 It's a revolt! 700 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,312 - Excuse me. - Meredith, not now. 701 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:18,475 "Joan, Andrew Hayes from Avon is on the phone for you." 702 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,835 Oh, it just gets better. 703 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,271 What are you waiting for? Go take it. 704 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,039 - That's it? - Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 705 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,396 Only where there is no law. 706 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,631 Pete, we're all working together. 707 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,791 All agency business is your business. 708 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,795 Thank you. 709 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,997 You better hope he really calls. 710 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,591 Welcome back. How was your trip? 711 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,512 If you don't mind, this is urgent. 712 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,671 Aren't you glad you didn't go straight home? 713 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,838 I have to tell you that in your absence, things have become quite dire. 714 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,273 Mr. Draper, the partners are here. 715 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,476 Come in. 716 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,600 Welcome back. How was California? 717 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,554 It was a series of busts and not the kind I like. 718 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,275 Well, we have a bit of news concerning the firm. 719 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,636 - We should get Joan. - No. 720 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,519 - Anyone else? - No, thank you. 721 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,512 My visit to Detroit was a success. 722 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,310 They finally signed off on the strategy. Even showed me a model of the car. 723 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,915 That's a relief. Good work. 724 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,993 Also, Joan's at the five-yard line with Avon Cosmetics. 725 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,150 Joan? 726 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,835 Well, well, well. While the cat's away- 727 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,153 Unfortunately, Manischewitz has put us in review. 728 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,754 Ah, it's been coming for months. 729 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,797 But that's not what we're here to talk about. 730 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,357 We thought long and hard about what it's gonna take to make this agency stable. 731 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,990 I'd like to offer what we believe to be a deferential solution. 732 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,120 They want to call the agency Sterling, Cooper & Partners. 733 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,920 Well, we know you like it. 734 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,311 It would depend on Don, Jim, and me all sharing the blow. 735 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,800 You're willing to do that? 736 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,074 It's the only thing that's equally offensive to all. 737 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,478 S.C. ampersand P. 738 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,153 I can swallow it if you can. 739 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,152 I don't think I should weigh in on this. 740 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,391 Good. Then it's settled. 741 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,119 I'll get the art department on a logo. 742 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,600 - Nice work. - I had nothing to do with this. 743 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,558 Have a good weekend. 744 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,590 You have no problems with this? 745 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,354 Pete, we're in the same boat, and I'm fine with it. 746 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,558 Trust me, that name is a consolation prize. 747 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,711 It's a gravestone to our resistance. 748 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,712 You have no idea what's going on out there. 749 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,553 This is not the same business anymore! 750 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,838 If you don't like it, maybe it's time to get out of the business. 751 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,038 Dawn, could you get my wife on the phone? 752 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,953 What are you doing? 753 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,872 Working. 754 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,952 Give me that. 755 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,633 Hey.